• 3 weeks ago
Okay, we admit it, the war on drugs did NOT work out as we hoped..

Starring:
McGort The Crime Hort: Jack Hunter
Former Incarcerated Person: Dorian Debose

Written by: Eli Yudin
Producer/Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
Executive Producer: Gabrielle Williott

00:00 Ground News Ad
01:21 Intro War on Drugs Honest Ad
01:44 McGort the Crime Hort
01:58 Drugs!
02:38 Our war on drugs is overly punitive
03:15 Iraq & Sadam Hussein
03:42 Who's racist now?
04:00 My great evil
04:50 The system works!
05:50 We appreciate the sacrifice


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00:00Drugs. People voluntarily put that stuff in their lungs, or mouths, or veins, or sometimes
00:07rubbed into their gums, or occasionally mixed into a solution in a turkey baster that they
00:13shove up their ass. Disgusting. I can't even imagine what kind of thing would motivate
00:18someone to sneak the hellish high produced from such tools. There's no possible reason
00:24or psychiatric motivation that would cause someone to self-medicate. It's simply a reflection
00:29of moral failing, like adultery or driving a Hummer.

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