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Okay, we admit it, the war on drugs did NOT work out as we hoped. |

McGort The Crime Hort: Jack Hunter
Former Incarcerated Person: Dorian Debose

Written by: Eli Yudin
Producer/Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
Executive Producer: Gabrielle Williott

00:00 Ground News Ad
01:21 Intro War on Drugs Honest Ad
01:44 McGort the Crime Hort
01:58 Drugs!
02:38 Our war on drugs is overly punitive
03:15 Iraq & Sadam Hussein
03:42 Who's racist now?
04:00 My great evil
04:50 The system works!
05:50 We appreciate the sacrifice


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00:00I hear what you bleeding hearts are saying, that our war on drugs is overly punitive,
00:06and that it's an overly cruel response to people caught up in it, that we don't care about them,
00:13and that we don't give them resources they need. Oh yeah? Would we spend one trillion dollars on
00:19people we don't care about? I'm not sure you understand how much that is. Imagine a million
00:25That's only one millionth of the budget we've devoted to our kindly crusade. Oh,
00:32so we shouldn't fight any wars that are hard? If people like you had their way,
00:36Saddam Hussein would still be in power. Instead of the current state of Iraq,
00:41which I haven't had time to check on because I've been fighting drugs so much, but I assume
00:46is some sort of modern democratic utopia where the McDonald's fries flow like water.

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