• 3 weeks ago
Okay, we admit it, the war on drugs did NOT work out as we hoped..

Starring:
McGort The Crime Hort: Jack Hunter
Former Incarcerated Person: Dorian Debose

Written by: Eli Yudin
Producer/Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
Executive Producer: Gabrielle Williott

00:00 Ground News Ad
01:21 Intro War on Drugs Honest Ad
01:44 McGort the Crime Hort
01:58 Drugs!
02:38 Our war on drugs is overly punitive
03:15 Iraq & Sadam Hussein
03:42 Who's racist now?
04:00 My great evil
04:50 The system works!
05:50 We appreciate the sacrifice


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Transcript
00:00100 marijuana plants. That's basically 100 grams of heroin.
00:07At least according to the federal sentencing guidelines that I keep tucked in here right next to my heart.
00:14What drove you to such evil? Was it the service of Satan?
00:19No, it was in the service of paying rent, what I couldn't provide for my family.
00:24And by your family, do you mean your found family of Satan and all the other criminals?
00:31No, I mean my regular God-fearing family.
00:35My wife, Louise, and my son, Paul Jr., who I then didn't see for a decade because I spent that time in federal prison.
00:41Ah, you see! The system works!

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