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00:00Always doing something wrong, Alice had the whole day planned
00:02Go away, unicorn!
00:04Go away, unicorn, you're having with a magic horn
00:06But it only makes a better friend
00:08It's unicorn!
00:09Stop, go, yes, go, get this to a logical
00:11Everything will be just fine
00:13I am a unicorn!
00:14And if you go away, unicorn, wake me at the break of dawn
00:17Magical friend of mine
00:27Alice?
00:31Alice?
00:34Alice!
00:35I need your help
00:36I've got a song stuck in my head
00:43You're not Alice
00:45Ollie was right
00:46The robots are coming
00:48Good thing I made this gift basket just in case
00:51The only place this robot's invading is Mars
00:55Mars?
00:56Maybe we should invade something smaller first
00:58I don't mean the planet, unicorn
01:00Mars stands for the Mechanically Amazing Robotics Society
01:05They've invited me to their ultra-exclusive robotics demo at school today
01:09And if I impress the members with merry buttons here
01:11They may even ask me to join
01:13Can I join too?
01:15Ah, sorry, unicorn
01:16You need an invite
01:17And your own fully functional cutting-edge robot
01:21I've been upgrading Mary so she'll blow everyone away
01:24But not literally
01:25I removed her eye lasers
01:29Mary online
01:31Unicorn requires help
01:33Initiating song extraction protocol
01:39You got the song out of my head
01:41I can finally hear myself think
01:46Thank you, merry buttons
01:48Thank you
01:50Unicorn!
01:51Uh-oh
01:52Unicorn
01:55No!
01:57Without a working robot, I can't go to Mars
02:01Don't worry, Alice
02:02I can fix this
02:04By using your unicorn magic to get Mary up and running again?
02:07Better
02:08By becoming your robot
02:10I am Alice's robot, Unibot
02:13No one will know the difference
02:16Fine, I'll take you to Mars
02:18But you need to keep a low profile
02:21You won't even know I'm there
02:23Unibot is going to Mars!
02:27Unibot
02:30Unibot
02:33We're here!
02:35We're actually here!
02:37This is more exciting than a robot that can open a door!
02:40It's also more exciting than porridge, face paint, and people who talk about training for marathons
02:44Making lists of boring things is fun
02:46Beep boop
02:46You don't get it, Unibot
02:49Robots have big problems with everyday tasks
02:52Opening a door is major
02:55The best minds in robotics are working on it
02:58Ooh, I wonder who built this bot
03:01Like you said, the best minds in robotics are here
03:04Taz, you built this robot?
03:07I can do things on my own, you know
03:10Robotler, give me a closer look at Alice's robot
03:16You know, I'm actually surprised
03:18I expected you to build something way better than this
03:21Ha ha ha
03:22Joke's on you, Alice didn't
03:25You worked that hard on me, poopy
03:28It shows
03:29Robotler, activate attitude protocol one
03:37That was too close
03:39I'll say, Taz's breath smells like fresh cheese and old money
03:42I'm serious, Unibot
03:44You can't draw any more attention
03:47No problemo
03:48From now on, I'll draw something else, like caricatures
03:52Ta-da!
03:54Mmh-hmm
03:58Mmh
04:01Nailed it!
04:03You designed a robot that can climb up stairs?
04:06That's amazing, Dr. Burgendorfer
04:09Yes, all I have to solve now is how to get robots back down the stairs
04:17But maybe we can have a demo of your robot in the interim, Alice
04:21Unibot? You don't need to see him
04:24Trust me, he's nothing special
04:26You said it, not me
04:28But if you really want to check out her junkbot, he's right over there
04:34Greetings, fellow robot
04:36May I take your order?
04:38Yes, other fellow robot
04:40Just make a large pizza with thin crust, double sauce, extra cheese, triple pineapple, and roll the whole thing up like a burrito
04:51Mmh
04:53You know, Chefbot, that tasted...
04:56Amazing
04:58I was going to say like a pineapple pizza burrito made by someone who's never tasted one before
05:04I mean...
05:06You created a robot that can smell, eat, and analyze taste? Fantastic!
05:12Imagine a world where robots eat our food for us
05:16Unibot's not that exciting
05:19Anyhoo, we should be going
05:21Boop boop
05:23Boop boop boop boop
05:25Boop boop
05:27It can open a door too?
05:29Alice, you are a robotics genius
05:31I'm really not
05:33I can't wait to see what else Unibot can do
05:36So we are staying?
05:38Okay then, boop boop boing
05:40It closes doors too?
05:42Hey, everyone!
05:44Come see what Alice's incredible robot can do
05:48Hello
05:52Beep beep
05:54Boop boop boop
05:56Beep boop beep
06:11What does a robot use to surf the internet?
06:13A motherboard
06:15Boop boop
06:17Unibot even has a sense of humor?
06:19I don't believe it
06:21Yeah
06:23How can you have created something with a sense of humor when you don't have one yourself?
06:29What have we here?
06:31Robotler, bring me in for a closer look
06:34Uh oh
06:36Beep
06:38Hang on, Unibot just needs a tweak
06:40Somewhere else, be right back
06:42Boop beep bop bop bop
06:45It's only a matter of time before she slips up
06:52Unibot, we need to talk
06:54I'm leaking
06:56Oh wait, that's just good old unicorn sweat
07:02Everyone's telling me I'm a genius for a robot I didn't make
07:06This is wrong, we should just leave
07:09But Dr. Burgendorfer said they'll be bringing out hors d'oeuvres
07:11Is that what you care about?
07:14No, I care about my BFF who deserves to be here because she builds robots like Mary Bottins
07:19And hors d'oeuvres
07:21Especially those little triangle ones
07:23Well, when you put it that way
07:25The schedule does say there's only one more demo
07:29But then we leave
07:31After hors d'oeuvres
07:33Deal
07:35Should have emptied that first
07:37Boop
07:40Alice, there you are
07:42I've decided to make you a full-fledged Martian
07:44What?
07:46He said she's in
07:48Boop beep
07:50You are henceforth a member of our ultra-elite society
07:53Welcome
07:55Dr. Burgendorfer, I can't accept this
07:59Well, sure you can
08:01Now, let's celebrate with our final demonstration
08:03The traditional Mars robot dissection
08:06Dissection?
08:09Well, of course
08:11What better way to learn from our robots than by opening them up and pulling everything out
08:15There will still be hors d'oeuvres though, right?
08:17Phew
08:19Then, carry on
08:21No
08:23You can't do this
08:25You know what, Alice?
08:27You're right
08:29You should
08:31You can start with Unibot
08:33I can't
08:35Of course you can
08:37No, I can't because
08:39Unibot isn't a robot
08:43Hi everyone
08:45Yes! I knew there was something weird about that robot
08:48Hold on
08:50What was this stuff I slipped in then?
08:54You tried to fool us
08:56No, I mean, it's complicated
08:58I didn't want to miss Mars
09:00And I had a working robot of my own
09:02Except I broke it
09:04My boob
09:07Yes, it is
09:09Which is why you should have this back
09:11Thank you, Alice
09:13Today, you and Unibot showed us all
09:15What we should strive for as roboticists
09:17Morality
09:19Integrity
09:21And building robots that can taste our food
09:23Does that mean you'll give me another chance to join?
09:25No, no, no
09:27The rules of Mars are very clear
09:29You're out forever
09:31Good day
09:33Oh, that's okay, Alice
09:36Ah
09:40Bye
09:46Where are you going?
09:48With Unibot, dude
09:50We don't really want to be dissected either
09:52Peace
09:54Looks like I have the last robot
09:56Robotler, do my celebration dance
09:58Oopsie
10:02Home, Jeanne
10:14Welcome to my house
10:16I hope you're ready to relax
10:18Alice, when did you get home?
10:20And why are you in my house?
10:22I don't know
10:24It's a secret
10:27When did you get home?
10:29And why are you talking to a blanket?
10:31Not the blanket, Unicorn
10:33I'm talking to what's underneath
10:35The class guinea pig
10:37Unicorn meet Fuzzy
10:39Um
10:41Why is Fluffy even here?
10:43With his big eyes and super cool attitude
10:45And tiny body that won't take up the whole bed
10:47Are you replacing me?
10:49What?
10:51No way
10:53You're not a pet
10:55You're not a pet
10:57You're not a pet
10:59You're not a pet
11:01You're not a pet
11:03You're not a pet
11:05You're not a pet
11:07You're not a pet
11:09You're not a pet
11:11You're not a pet
11:13You're not a pet
11:15You're not a pet
11:17You're not a pet
11:19You're not a pet
11:21You're not a pet
11:24You only wanna be the nacho cheese
11:26So?
11:28Please give Fuzzy a chance
11:30Who knows, you might even like him
11:32Fine, I'll try
11:46A Nobel prize?
11:48For me?
11:50Finally
11:54Phew
11:56It's about time
12:04I'll show you who can stare
12:16Eyeballs, so dry
12:20Please, you have to stop staring
12:23Pretty please, with pellets on top
12:31What's going on?
12:33Fuzzball keeps staring at me
12:35Look at the way he's munching
12:37Clearly he's plotting something terrible
12:39Guinea pigs don't plot
12:41Go to sleep, unicorn
12:47Enjoy the view
12:49That's better
12:53How's this for a spa day, Fuzzy?
12:59Oh, listen to that
13:01He likes it
13:03Why? There's no cheese bath
13:05And we're supposed to just lie here and not juggle?
13:07How does that make sense?
13:09Come on, unicorn
13:11Let me buff your hooves
13:13I'm not a cheese bath
13:15I'm not a cheese bath
13:17I'm not a cheese bath
13:19I'm not a cheese bath
13:21Haha
13:24Oh
13:25Unicorn
13:27Was that a massage
13:29Because I am not a fan
13:31Sorry
13:33I forgot how ticklish you are
13:35Oh, Fuzzy's down to his last cucumber slice
13:39Can you keep an eye on him while I go get some more?
13:41Hey
13:46I'll keep an eye on you, fur face
13:48But only because I love Alice
13:51C'est ma meilleure amie, tu sais.
13:53Et la plupart du temps, c'est juste moi et Alice.
13:57Hey, tu brûles à chaque fois que je dis Alice ?
14:03Je me sens de la même manière.
14:05Alors, comment va le spa-jour ?
14:07Bien.
14:08Je savais que l'unicorne avait des réservations sur Fuzzy,
14:11alors je n'ai pas amené assez de morceaux d'ucune à l'intention.
14:15Maintenant que je suis là à l'intérieur,
14:17nous pouvons nous connaître l'un sur l'autre.
14:20Personne qui aime Alice ne peut être tout mauvais.
14:22Désolé pour l'histoire précédente, Fartzy.
14:25Oh, c'est Fuzzy ?
14:26Alice avait raison.
14:27Je dois vous connaître mieux.
14:29Nous devrions passer du temps de qualité ensemble.
14:31Tu veux aller à la ville ?
14:35Ouais !
14:36Je vais laisser Alice une note pour qu'elle sache que j'ai pris son conseil à cœur.
14:39Elle va être tellement contente !
14:42Et...
14:43terminé.
14:45Allons-y.
14:47J'ai hâte de voir la tête de Mme Mutomer le lundi, Fuzzy.
14:50Elle va être éblouie...
14:52de l'autre côté ?
14:53Où vont-ils ?
14:56Alors, racontez-moi plus de vous.
14:59D'où êtes-vous ?
15:02Pérou !
15:03C'est celui avec toutes les montagnes ?
15:07Non, je ne plaisante pas.
15:10Non, non, non, non, non !
15:13Non, non, non, non, non, non !
15:15Vous n'allez pas juste sans laisser une note !
15:18Là !
15:19Je savais que je pouvais compter sur l'unicorne.
15:22Pour avoir le pire manuscrit jamais !
15:25Je ne peux pas lire ça !
15:34Hugo, tu peux lire ça ?
15:36Est-ce qu'il dit où ils sont allés ?
15:39Ils sont allés à l'école ?
15:40Et à l'école !
15:42Et à l'école !
15:44Ça pourrait prendre du temps.
15:53Je t'ai dit qu'il était drôle !
16:00Un picot !
16:01Un picot sur un bâton !
16:02Un pop d'eau !
16:03Un ombrelle !
16:06Non ? Vous voulez essayer le prochain ?
16:09Abba Dabba !
16:10Les Alpes Italiennes !
16:12Abba Dabba ! Abba Dabba ! Abba Dabba ! Abba Dabba !
16:16Les Alpes Suisses ?
16:38Abba Dabba !
16:50Abba Dabba !
16:51Ils portent des sacs de riz lourds ?
16:53Abba Dabba !
16:54Ils portent des sacs de riz lourds ?
16:57Abba Dabba !
16:58Ils sont à l'intérieur de la maison ?
17:02Désolée, Hugo. J'aimerais que je t'ai compris mieux.
17:06Et j'aimerais vraiment m'excuser à Fuzzy pour l'avoir laissé tomber.
17:10J'avais une grande responsabilité.
17:12Et je l'ai cassé.
17:13Quelle grande responsabilité ?
17:15Unicorne ! Où étais-tu ?
17:17Tout autour ! Tu n'as pas reçu ma note ?
17:22Tu ne devrais pas t'en sortir comme ça.
17:24Maintenant, Fuzzy est perdu !
17:26Fuzzy n'est pas perdu.
17:27J'ai gardé un oeil sur lui, comme tu l'as demandé.
17:29Et on a eu un délire, n'est-ce pas, Fuzzy ?
17:32Fuzz ?
17:33Fuzzalicious ?
17:35Fuzzy !
17:37Personne ne s'inquiète !
17:38C'est ici que tout mon recherche se paye.
17:40Les poulets cherchent un château dans la grasse ou dans les bois d'autres animaux.
17:44Je sais exactement où il est !
17:47C'est la faune de Mme Rosenbaum !
17:49Il ne sera pas ici. La grasse sale fait que son cheveux est tout froid.
17:53La maison d'un chien de Scotty !
17:55Il est plus de la personne d'un chat.
17:58La maison de le Gopher !
18:00Trop dur. Le Fuzzster aime son habitat comme il aime son jazz.
18:03Smooth !
18:05On dirait que tu le connais mieux que moi.
18:08Où est-il ?
18:10Si quelqu'un a vu notre guinea pig, on va le faire gratter.
18:13Avec joie, parce qu'ils nous ont aidés.
18:34Je suis désolée que je n'ai pas été plus claire sur l'endroit où nous sommes allés, Alice.
18:38Ce n'est rien, Unicorn.
18:40Je suis juste désolée que je ne sois pas venue.
18:43Je ne veux pas voir la tête de Mme Mewtimer quand je lui dis que j'ai perdu Fuzzy.
18:48Oui, elle va être comme...
18:51Ou...
18:53Pas d'aide !
18:54C'est pas possible !
18:55C'est pas possible !
18:56C'est pas possible !
18:57C'est pas possible !
18:58C'est pas possible !
18:59C'est pas possible !
19:00Ou...
19:02Pas d'aide !
19:03Je peux toujours vous couvrir.
19:06Squeak, squeak, grunt !
19:08Oh, merci, Unicorn.
19:10Mais je ne pouvais pas te faire faire ça.
19:12En plus, ce costume ne fout jamais Mme Mewtimer.
19:15Fuzzy n'a pas de corne.
19:19Mon corne !
19:21C'est l'endroit où nous ne sommes pas allés.
19:26Fuzzy !
19:28Il a dû s'installer à l'intérieur de la maison et s'endormir vite.
19:34Ecoutez, il est content d'être à la maison.
19:36Alice, Fuzzy a l'air renouvelé.
19:42Bien fait, Alice.
19:45Je ne peux pas prendre tout le crédit.
19:46Unicorn a aidé.
19:47Beaucoup.
19:49Et vous allez l'apprécier.
19:50En tant que récompense pour avoir pris si bonne soin de Fuzzy,
19:53vous pouvez prendre à la maison notre pet le plus délirant.
19:56Sparkle, le escargot !
19:59L'escargot !