Gaffigan will be the first comedian to host a stand-up special as part of the new brand, with his special "The Skinny". | dG1fN0h3VC1ZekVGTTA
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00:00I don't know if you know, I'm normally a fat guy.
00:03But since I've lost all this weight,
00:05now I'm just arrogant.
00:08People, they won't even say anything to me.
00:11They'll just go up to my wife and ask,
00:13Is Jim okay?
00:15Because to them, it's more likely that I'm sick
00:18than I would ever have any self-discipline.
00:21I know I complain a lot about my family,
00:25but they've ruined my life.
00:29You ever notice in commercials for alcohol,
00:31people are always laughing and having a good time?
00:33I'd just like to see one print ad
00:35that shows some expressionless dad
00:37sitting alone at a kitchen table
00:40with a bottle of booze.
00:46My wife, she was like, Don't gaslight me.
00:49And I was like, I've never heard that term before.
00:52She was like, You've never heard of gaslighting?
00:54And I was like, I don't think anyone on this planet
00:57has heard of gaslighting.
00:59You might be going crazy.
01:04And I freely admit my wife has it harder, much harder,
01:07but this whole thing is kind of her fault.
01:10These children didn't come out of my body.
01:13In a way, they're not even my kids.