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00:00Avengers, Avengers, Penguins
00:03On est fort dans nos fights, malhonnête dans nos fights
00:07Nous sommes le big city
00:11When tomorrow comes, and the going is tough
00:14This big, big city won't be big enough
00:17Armin and the boys, we'll be cutting off the roof
00:20And it's the end of the line, for Karateka's crew
00:24On est fort dans nos fights, malhonnête dans nos fights
00:29Avengers, Avengers, Avengers
00:33Penguins, you're the fight, fight
00:59It's a well-brought-up Avenger Penguin to normally walk, especially after dark
01:03Lighten up, Marlon, it's just an alleyway
01:06The way you're talking, you'd think this was the start of something, you know, scary
01:12Maybe
01:12Ah, here it is, the Club Oasis
01:16Hey, and look!
01:18Oh, and there she is, the woman of my dreams
01:26Oh, Dolores, I'd climb mountains, swim oceans, wash dishes
01:31Anything just so as I get to see you, my Wonder Woman
01:35I wonder what she'd say if she could see the state of the bathroom once he's been in it
01:39What was that?
01:40I said, in we go
01:44Hey, she's a little red, I can't escape
01:50It's the last time I'll give her
01:54Can you believe this guy?
01:56I've heard better noises coming from our waste disposal unit
01:59Oh, I don't know
02:00Hey, I think he's really got something there
02:02Yeah, a nerve
02:04Louie seems to like him okay
02:06Rocky, Louie's our buddy, but a connoisseur of music he ain't
02:09I can't wait for him to finish up
02:11Then, it'll be time for...
02:13I know, I know, Dolores Divine time
02:16Hubba, hubba
02:22Sir, you're the infamous Kongpron boys
02:25Mister Doom, I presume
02:28I'm a busy man, world domination's my game
02:31And time and tide, et cetera, et cetera, if you catch my drift
02:36Now, where was I?
02:40Oh, right, so, polite niceties over, have you got it?
02:44Perhaps
02:45Perhaps, perhaps
02:48I have come all this way on a night
02:50When my favorite TV program is on air
02:52A night to boot
02:54When my video is on the fritz so I can't even tape it
02:57To get the mystical Wazimoto Diamond
03:00And with it untold ancient powers and a leg up to world domination
03:04And you only say perhaps?
03:07Patience, Mister Doom
03:09Sit and have a drink with us
03:11Listen to the pretty lady sing
03:13Then, we'll do business
03:16You have the merchandise
03:19Safe and sound
03:21Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for
03:25Direct from Hollywood
03:27The Oasis Club is proud to present
03:30The one, the only, the phantasmagorical
03:35Adolence, Adolence, Petit Vine
03:40Well, hello sugars
03:42And a big kissy-wissy to all my fans out there
03:49Well, that one was right on target
03:53I'm here to sing you my latest hit
03:58Forget the flues
04:00We're talking money here
04:02Gimme, gimme
04:03Let me see the...merchandise
04:07White
04:09Nice
04:10Twenty million
04:11Twenty million? Outrageous!
04:14Ten million
04:15Tops, my final offer
04:17Fifteen
04:18Twelve, you bloodsuckers
04:19Fourteen
04:20Thirteen, you crustacean criminals
04:22Thirteen point seven five
04:24Thirteen point fifty, you deep sea mollusks
04:27Thirteen point sixty million
04:29Enough! I just happen to have
04:31Thirteen point five six, three four six two
04:33Recurring million
04:34Take it or leave it, scampi breath
04:38Is that deal?
04:39I agree
04:41The gem, a Wazi motor dime
04:43Mine, all mine
04:45Let me look at you, you precious ancient thing
04:48Let me admire the beauty of your form in the spotlight
04:53Say, hold it maestro
04:56I've just seen an old friend
04:59Wow!
05:00Wow!
05:01Gee Marlon, I kind of think she means, uh...
05:05Pops?
05:06Could be Rocky, she's certainly on a collision course
05:08Throney, Rooney
05:11Oh, big boy
05:13I knew it was you even without looking
05:16This is sort of, sort of...
05:19The draft in here?
05:21Chemistry, between you and me
05:24Ever since I met you back in Hollywood
05:27Please see the earlier episode
05:29Ladies and gentlemen
05:31I'd like you to give a great, big, wet, club oasis welcome
05:36To my good friends Rocky, Marlon and Bluey
05:40The Avenger Penguins
05:43What? Penguins?
05:45Here? Now?
05:47Whoops!
05:50Is this the cue for a song?
05:52I know that diamonds are a girl's best friend
05:55But this is so sudden
05:57Unhand that diamond this instant, you...
06:00You starlets
06:02Return it to its rightful owner or I'll...
06:04I'll...
06:05Don't!
06:06Yes, it's me, what of it?
06:08Wow, what a big one
06:10How come you're toting a diamond the size of the ritz around a seedy nightclub
06:14And in the company of the notorious Kung Prawn Gang
06:17And on a month with an R in it
06:19Answer me that!
06:20I'll answer you nothing
06:23Actions speak louder than words and I came prepared
06:26For action!
06:28Have you ever seen one of these before?
06:30Yeah
06:31It's a super-duper state-of-the-art cryo penguin freezer and ice cube gun
06:35Really? I always wondered what it was
06:37Thanks for letting me know
06:39Now I can use it
06:40Freeze, penguins!
06:42You'll never get away with this, Doom
06:46I always do, silly bird
06:49And what's more
06:51Doom to Slime, Doom to Slime
06:54Are you receiving me?
06:55Roger, Mr. Doom
06:56Hearing you loud and clear
06:58Come get me, Slime
06:59I need transport and I need it now
07:02On my way
07:03There in three, two, one
07:11How's about that? Harry, Slime, right on time
07:14Just let me freeze the pants off these guys and then we're out of here
07:17Where are we going, Mr. Doom?
07:19What?
07:20It's a long way
07:21But it would be helpful to know if I have to drive you there
07:24The Molothorn knows
07:26The machine's programmed to take me to the distant, ancient land of Shangri-La
07:31La-la, la-la-la-la-la-la
07:33And once there, I will place this gem
07:36This jewel into the ancient crown of King Wazimoto
07:40And then
07:41And then?
07:42Oh, you know, ultimate power, world domination
07:46That sort of stuff
07:47It's kooky, but I love it
07:49And all that stands between me and the power I crave
07:52Is you three flightless birds as ever
07:55The big chill awaits
07:57So long, suckers
07:59One, two
08:02Geranium!
08:09Did you see that?
08:10And just as I was winning
08:12Now I'll have to take the bus
08:16Rocky, hon
08:17What do you think?
08:18Do you think maybe I should have it a little more curly?
08:21Whoa, shucks, Dolores
08:23You look great
08:25Don't change a thing
08:26You get my vote too, Mr. Vine
08:29I'm Harry, by the way
08:31I'm single
08:33And a Virgo
08:35Keep your mind off the lady slime
08:37And turn this oversized corkscrew around
08:40My buddies are all iced up back there like a couple of penguin sundaes
08:45I can't
08:47The controls won't respond
08:49Didn't that rather large gentleman say something about this little vehicle being
08:54Oh, I don't know, programmed?
08:56And doesn't that mean
08:59It drives itself?
09:00You know, she's got a point there, Harry
09:02Is there a TV here?
09:04We had one, but Mr. Doom sat on it
09:06Rats!
09:07Where? Where?
09:08Oh, I hate their little hands
09:10No, rats!
09:12If there's no TV, then I'm going to miss my very favorite show in the entire world
09:18Jugga the Space Dog
09:20Jugga?
09:21That's my favorite too
09:24How well we are matched
09:26Born to be together
09:30I know
09:31To cheer us up, I'll sing the Jugga the Space Dog song
09:35The what?
09:36Oh, goodie
09:38Stand up, sit down
09:40Make your head spin round
09:42Here comes Jugga the Space Dog
09:45With a wagging tail
09:47On the cosmic trail
09:49We love Jugga the Space Dog
09:53Woof, woof, woof
09:55Arf, arf, arf
09:57Jugga, Jugga, Jugga the Space Dog
10:02Isn't she great?
10:09Well, this must be the place
10:18How would I know?
10:20I've never been here before
10:22This is one of Mr. Doom's schemes
10:24I'm just along for the ride
10:25Hey, you know, I've been thinking
10:28Since Dolores still has the rock
10:30You know, the, uh, the, uh, Moseywad, uh, the what?
10:33The Mwazimodo, uh, whatchamacallit, uh
10:35Maybe we could try to, like, find the crown thing
10:38And put the two together
10:40What?
10:41You mean...
10:43Gain the power to rule the world before breakfast?
10:48King Harry Slime the First and
10:51His queen
10:53Queen Dolores Divine
10:57Undo it!
10:58We'd better be quick, though
10:59I've got an appointment with a Jungian analyst at 10 o'clock
11:02To examine everything in my brain
11:04Then there's a beauty parlor by Bast
11:06And that goes on till what?
11:07When I'm taking lunch with Steven Spielberg
11:10You know, the big Hollywood producer
11:12Who makes heavy metal movies like...
11:14Like Rivet and The Curator
11:16I wonder whether there's a phone someplace
11:18I'll call and tell him
11:19I may be a few minutes late
11:21I really must get a mobile
11:24Wow, what a woman
11:27Careful!
11:28You're speaking about a woman I love
11:32Say, how's about we take a look-see in here?
11:35There's a chance of finding the crown
11:37I'm your creature
11:39But remember
11:41Finders keepers
11:47Well, my goodness
11:50Was that me or was that a scaredy-girl?
11:53I really must fix my makeup
11:55Who knows what important people a girl like I might meet
11:59While looking for a phone in an ancient eastern temple
12:04Uh-oh, what?
12:06What's that?
12:08I don't think I'm going to like this
12:10The door, the walls, the ceiling
12:13The end
12:14Something must have triggered it off
12:16Harry, did you touch anything or move something?
12:19Why, I once knew an actress
12:21Who met a very, very famous film producer
12:25While she was being washed down a river in a flash flood
12:28All her furniture was floating by her
12:30And her life was flashing before her
12:33But she had the presence of mind
12:35To grab a comb and drag it through her hair
12:38Just before him and her went over the hundred-foot waterfall
12:42Ten months later when they both got out of plaster
12:45He gave her a part
12:46So it just goes to show
12:48Like the Scouts
12:49Be prepared
12:50Squished
12:51I'm going to get squished
12:53I'm too young to be squished
12:55No, you're not
12:56I'm so alive
12:57I do that kind of thing whenever I'm about to get squished
12:59It's a trait
13:00It runs in the family like flat feet
13:01You're going to have a flat body to match the feet
13:04If we don't get out of here real soon
13:06Do you think perhaps the Howl of Terror is the fault for it?
13:08Could be
13:09A great Howl of Terror would feel a bit better
13:11Nope
13:12Help!
13:13Help!
13:14Help!
13:15Help!
13:16Help!
13:17Help!
13:18Help!
13:19Help!
13:20Help!
13:21Help!
13:22Help!
13:23Help!
13:24Help!
13:25Help!
13:26Oh, for goodness sake
13:28There's no need to yell
13:29I can hear you
13:30I just can't see you
13:32We're getting squished in here
13:34Quick, Dolores!
13:38Well, what a fuss
13:40I don't know where to begin, Rocky baby
13:42Where do I begin?
13:44Oh, how do I know where to begin?
13:45Just begin!
13:46Let's look for Australia Rose on this!
13:48Hurry up
13:49Okay, sugars
13:50Don't go away
13:56Oh, that's disgusting
14:08Well, there's a little bitty old grouse
14:12Maybe I've just got time to see if the magic works
14:15After all, I just love surprises
14:26Moi aussi
14:27Surprise, surprise
14:29Le transport public n'est pas toujours rapide
14:32Mais en fin de compte, ça vous en donne
14:35Bienvenue à la maison
14:36Bienvenue à ta mère
14:38Est-ce que c'est la fin pour le pauvre petit Rocky?
14:42Je n'aurais pas dû l'opposer
14:45Sorry
14:46So long
14:47It's been a while since I've known you
14:50For a creep, you sure had your moments
14:54Farewell, penguin
14:56All I can say is
14:58It is a far, far better thing I do
15:02Than I have ever had done to be before to you
15:08You aren't by any chance a film producer, are you?
15:10No, I'm a megalomaniac
15:12Oh, I used to be with them
15:13But then my contract ran out
15:15Oh well
15:16Oh, by the way
15:17Rocky and Mr. Slime are getting squished out there
15:20So what's that got to do with the price of fish?
15:22I just thought
15:23Don't!
15:24Think, that is
15:25Thinking, well, it's just not your strong point
15:29You say the sweetest things
15:31And now, to work
15:33According to the book I got from the library
15:35All I have to do is place the Diamond of Wazimoto into the crown
15:39And...
15:41What the?
15:44You summoned the mighty Chang Wazimoto from the world beyond
15:48Me, dummy
15:49Caractacus P2
15:51And what do you want?
15:53Everything! Ultimate power!
15:55An A to Z of world domination
15:57Free rides on the funfair
15:59You name it, I want it!
16:01Get a move on!
16:02I don't like your attitude
16:04In fact, I don't like you
16:07A feeling's mutual, so just give me what I'm asking for
16:09And I'm out of here!
16:11I'll even throw in the girl for goodwill
16:13You're still a cat pig
16:16But it is the lost divine
16:18I've seen all your movies
16:20I've got them on video
16:22Really?
16:23You bet
16:24Asteroid Vampires
16:26Bathroom Bear
16:27And my favorite
16:29The chef, the dentist, his wife and her pet zombie called...
16:32You're cute
16:34You aren't perhaps...
16:35Guesting anything just now?
16:37Only, I'm free, well...
16:39Inexpensive
16:40Cut the tittle-tattle!
16:41Give me what's coming to me!
16:43Shut your gob
16:45Shut yours!
16:46I am the great Caractacus P2
16:48And I demand what's coming to me!
16:52You ask for blob features
16:54It's mollusk time
16:58No, no, no, wait!
17:02Is that poetic justice or what?
17:05Hey, how did you do that?
17:07Practice
17:08Are you any good at anti-squishing tricks?
17:11Try me
17:12Two of my biggest fans next door
17:18Hey, how was that?
17:21I wasn't afraid
17:23I've been in tighter corners than that
17:26That was a piece of cake
17:37It sure is good to see you two guys again
17:43That's right, buddy
17:44Being a frozen penguin is not cool
17:46And thanks to you, Mr. Wazimoto
17:48For thawing the guys out
17:51And now, at great expense
17:53The Oasis Club brings you the great
17:56The stupendous
17:58The incredible
17:59The glorious divine
18:01And Chugger, the space dog
18:07Stand up, sit down
18:09Lift your head, spin round
18:11Here comes Chugger, the space dog
18:16With the wagging tail
18:18On the cosmic trail
18:20We love Chugger, the space dog
18:27Chugger, Chugger, Chugger
18:29The space dog
18:35Chugger, Chugger, Chugger
18:37The space dog
18:46Yeah, that's a good festival
18:48Yeah, interesting song
18:51That was great, Dolores
18:53Really hot
18:55Forgive us, boys
18:57But Wazimoto and me have got a plane to catch
19:00The mighty Moto has decided to go into pictures
19:03And I'm just a girl who can't say no
19:05We start shooting an adventure movie next week
19:08Arizona Smith and the Chapel of Joy
19:10It'll be a smash
19:13Catch you next time
19:17Rocky, Rocky, wake up, Rocky
19:20Oh boy, here we go again
19:25Don't worry, Mr. Doom
19:27It says here there's a bus in eight months' time
19:29What? Eight months?
19:31We can pass the time by playing a game
19:35I know
19:37I spy with my little eye
19:39Something beginning with...
19:40Slime
19:41What?
19:42Shut up
19:43Sorry, Mr. Doom
19:46To be continued...