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00:30C'est Bill Cosby venant à vous avec de la musique et de l'amour, et si vous n'êtes pas prudents, vous pourrez apprendre quelque chose avant que ce soit terminé.
00:37Alors, prenez soin de vous, d'accord?
00:39Hey, hey, hey!
01:00C'est le son de l'amplificateur
01:30Prenez soin de vous.
01:31Maintenant, vous commencez à télécharger des mensonges.
01:33Téléchargez des mensonges!
01:35Téléchargez des mensonges!
01:37Et bientôt, personne ne croit à tout ce que vous dites.
01:40Par exemple, voyez cette photo ici?
01:42C'est une photo d'un vieil homme quand j'étais petit.
01:45Il s'appelle Mudfoot Brown Johnson.
01:47Vous voyez?
01:48Et il était tellement un mensongeur qu'il ne pouvait pas dire la vérité sur tout.
01:51Personne ne croyait à tout ce qu'il disait.
01:54Et ça s'est fait si mal que même quand il voulait nourrir son chien,
01:57il avait besoin de quelqu'un pour lui faire un bruit.
02:00N'est-ce pas?
02:01Bien sûr, l'ancien Mudfoot n'admettait jamais de mentir.
02:04Il disait, je ne mens pas.
02:06Il disait, il s'en souvient.
02:10Maintenant, il y a quelqu'un d'autre qui s'en souvient.
02:13Un bon vieil Albert.
02:15Albert!
02:17Albert!
02:20Hey, hey, hey!
02:25My cousin Hubert can't really tell whoppers, man.
02:29Hubert said that he come from a really cold place.
02:32So cold that the words came out of his mouth in chunks of ice.
02:35So he put them in a bag and took them home
02:38and everybody sat and listened to his words thaw out.
02:41Hey, hey, hey!
02:43Thawed out!
02:49That's nothing!
02:50My grandpa said last winter was so cold in this place,
02:53the flame in the stove froze up and he couldn't blow it out.
02:57Albert, you can't freeze no flame, can you?
03:03Of course not, that's a lie.
03:05Can't you tell when somebody's telling you a big lie?
03:07No, I believe everybody.
03:10Well, I always know when people are lying to me.
03:13Ain't nobody gonna put one over on old Rudy.
03:16There's a spider crawling on your collar, Rudy.
03:18Where, where? Get it off, get it off!
03:21On your head, on your nose, in your hair, on your forehead.
03:29You lied to me, Harold.
03:31There ain't nothing on me.
03:37Nothing but a lot of junk.
03:39Hey, hey, hey!
03:45That's awful!
03:47Oh, yeah?
03:48Well, I could have made a lot of musicians take a back seat.
03:51Yeah, if you drove a cab.
04:00Hey, hey, hey!
04:02Did you hear the way I hit that high note?
04:04Yeah, it sounded like a note to hit your back.
04:08Don't you ever get tired of hearing yourself play?
04:11No, I never listen.
04:13Heavy playing, Harold, real heavy.
04:16Wish I could say the same for you.
04:18You could if you were as big a liar as I am.
04:22It's music time.
04:28Don't go telling a lie
04:33Don't go telling a lie
04:41Don't go telling a lie
04:49Have you ever heard the story
04:52About the boy who cried wolf all the time?
04:57When everyone came running
05:00Well, the wolf just wasn't around
05:05And when he really needed help
05:09What do you suppose they did?
05:12They said, uh-uh, we're not falling for that
05:16And the wolf nailed one sorry kid
05:21Don't go telling a lie
05:25Don't go telling a lie
05:34Don't go telling a lie
05:42You can't get caught if you're not
05:46So look up all straight in the eye
05:50And don't go telling a lie
05:56When you think about it
05:59Lying doesn't take much skill
06:03But it's kind of like a snowball
06:08Rolling down the hill
06:12It just keeps getting bigger
06:16And harder to stop
06:19And when it blows up in your face
06:23Tell me who comes out on top
06:26Not you
06:28So don't go telling a lie
06:36Don't go telling a lie
06:44Don't go telling a lie
06:53Don't go telling a lie
07:23Edward has just returned from a visit
07:26And he's about to find out how much trouble a lie can get you into
07:30Here you go, Edward
07:35Hey, hey, hey! Edward's back!
07:38Yay! Give it to Edward! Yay!
07:44Hey, hey, hey! Where you been, Edward?
07:46I bet you dudes is wondering how come I ain't wearing no shoes
07:50Well, I'll tell you, and this ain't no lie
07:53I'm here visiting from Florida where I've been wrestling a mess of the meanest alligators you ever laid eyes on
08:03Wait a minute
08:04What's being barefoot got to do with wrestling alligators?
08:08Them alligators eat them up as fast as I put them on
08:11How come?
08:12Alligators like soul food
08:15This kind of soul food
08:17Get it?
08:18How come?
08:19Huh?
08:20Do they really wrestle alligators down in Florida, Edward?
08:23None of you cats ever been down to Florida, have you?
08:28Gather around me, man, and I'll fill you in
08:31And let me tell you about them Neverglades
08:33Down there, they got the meanest, viciousest, savagestest critters you ever seen
08:39Giant snapping turtles, ferocious catfish and dogfish
08:44Leopard sharks and tiger sharks
08:47Mouse moccasins and great big coral snakes
08:53But none of them critters was as mean, as tough, as repulsivated as them alligators
09:02Wish you could have seen me when I was wrestling them old gators
09:05Aïe aïe aïe
09:14Too bad you couldn't have seen it Words alone just don't make it
09:19Wait a minute, Edward
09:22Hey, hey, hey
09:24You could show us how to wrestle gators
09:26What's wrong with you cats?
09:28You can't wrestle gators without lots of muddy waters
09:31Where you gonna find that around here?
09:33The river
09:45Hey, hey, hey
09:46I win
09:47I get to play the alligator
09:49Oh, you get all the luck
09:51Besides, you look more like a hippopotamus than a gator
09:54Okay, Fat Albert
09:55Get on the gator outfit
09:57All right
09:58Everybody line up
10:04Hey, hey, hey
10:05Gator on me
10:10Alligators don't growl like no lion
10:12They do what they mean, and I mean
10:19Okay, when I give the signal, you jump in
10:23Synchro
10:33Oh, oh, oh, oh
10:35Oh, oh, oh, oh
10:37Oh, oh, oh, oh
10:41Hold still, hold still, hold still
10:48Hey, where's Fat Albert?
10:53He ain't down there
10:54You just better find him
10:55Or else you're all in a lot of trouble
10:57You better believe it
11:04I got two words for you dudes
11:06Im-possible
11:11You ain't never gonna learn how to wrestle no alligators
11:13Why don't you come in and show us yourself, Edward?
11:16Yeah, yeah, yeah
11:18Very good
11:19Yeah, yeah
11:20That's a good idea
11:21Very good
11:24All right, I'll just do that little thing
11:27What's that?
11:29Too bad, guys
11:30My mom is calling me home to supper
11:32We'll catch them all
11:33I don't hear nothing
11:34We'll all hear something when we get home
11:36Look at us
11:37This is all your fault, Bill
11:39You're supposed to watch over me and keep me out of trouble
11:42Like Mom said
11:43This is my best jacket
11:45And you're gonna be in a lot of trouble
11:47When Mom sees how many you let me get
11:53If you hadn't been sliding around in the mud
11:55Making a fool of yourself playing alligator
11:57None of us would have got all messed up trying to wrestle you
11:59Hey, hey, hey
12:01Got an idea, follow me
12:07Hey, hey, hey
12:08Everybody stand under here
12:10You're all gonna be rinsed
12:12Saturday night clean
12:23Hey, hey, hey
12:24Sandman came early tonight
12:27Why don't we get you?
12:28Why don't we get you?
12:29Why don't we get you?
12:30Why don't we get you?
12:31Why don't we get you?
12:32You know
12:37You big guys really can be in trouble, boy
12:40Wait until I tell my mom and pop
12:42Your folks should have named you Drip
12:44Oh yeah? Why?
12:45Because everybody can hear you
12:47But nobody can turn you off
12:53Hey, ain't that the house where Edward's staying?
12:56Yeah, but
12:57I be betcha he be knows how to get alligator mud off.
13:04Hey! Hey! Edward! Edward!
13:07You get out of here!
13:09Edward don't have no time to talk to no messy sloppy boys.
13:13He's busy eating his supper.
13:15Ask him how to get off alligator mud.
13:17I don't have time to ask him.
13:20Boys are so dumb.
13:22Line up!
13:27Ha! Ha! Ha!
13:35Ha! Ha! Ha!
13:42Edward, you sure got us in a heap of trouble for coming home wet.
13:46Yeah, you know what mom and papa gonna do to you?
13:49Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah!
13:51You cats just don't know how to make up a story.
13:54Don't worry, I can snow my folks anytime I want.
13:57And that's the truth.
13:59Look out kids, this snow job is gonna turn into an avalanche.
14:03Let me give you a quick for instance.
14:06There was this big forest fire, see?
14:08And this big helicopter come along.
14:10And it landed near you guys to get directions, you see?
14:14And you all went along to help them put out the fire.
14:17And when you dumped all that water down on that fire,
14:20it all boiled back up and the steam got all over you.
14:25And that's how you got wet, see?
14:27Wow, great story.
14:29Yeah, great story.
14:31You sure know how to tell a story.
14:33You know, if Edward's so good at lying to get out of trouble,
14:36he just might be lying about other things.
14:39Like what?
14:40Like wrestling alligators.
14:44I really had a tough time when I wrestled two gators at once.
14:47But I tied the two tails together and...
14:50Hey!
14:55Got a great idea.
14:56You cats get in the water and I'll show you how I wrestled nine gators at a time.
15:00But my mama told me not to go near the water.
15:03That was water in a river.
15:05She never said nothing about water in a foundation, did she?
15:09Come on, hurry up.
15:11I haven't got all day.
15:17Hey, you kids.
15:18What do you think you're doing?
15:20But, but, but...
15:51You're okay, kid.
15:52I wish there were more like you.
16:00Hey, Edward.
16:01That was cool.
16:03You sure know how to lay it on.
16:05He sure does.
16:07Ha, ha, ha.
16:09Wrestle alligators?
16:10Edward told you that?
16:12He's telling everybody.
16:14The nearest he ever came to an alligator was his daddy's alligator shoes.
16:18Why, that boy can't even swim.
16:26Ah, ha.
16:27Violet told you that?
16:29That's right.
16:30She said you'd never wrestle an alligator in your life because you can't even swim.
16:35Come on, Edward.
16:36Show him how great you can swim.
16:38Yeah.
16:39Show him the Florida Crawl.
16:41Hey, hey, hey.
16:42What do you say?
16:44Sure, sure.
16:45But not right now.
16:46I gotta go home for supper.
16:48But it's only two o'clock.
16:50Can I help it if we eat early?
16:55Come on, Edward.
16:56Show him how.
16:57You can do it.
17:04Okay, okay.
17:06Okay.
17:16Edward, stop.
17:18Save my cousin.
17:19He can't swim.
17:26Hang on, Edward.
17:27Please, hang on.
17:31Edward, they ought to call you Lilac.
17:33Lilac?
17:34Yeah.
17:35You can Lilac anything.
18:02Hey, hey, hey.
18:03Edward.
18:06Hey, man.
18:07You really had us going there for a while.
18:10Hey, hey, hey.
18:11What a great actor you are.
18:13Oh, all those tall tales about alligator wrestling.
18:17You ought to win an Oscar.
18:19Sure took a lot of guts to jump in that old pool, man, when you knew you couldn't swim.
18:24Man, that was the funniest thing anybody ever did.
18:26You know what's going to happen if you ever do it again?
18:30We must!
18:31We must!
18:32We must!
18:33On va vous applaudir!
19:03C'est pas une blague, c'est un fait.
19:09En tout cas, Fat Albert et le gang ont appris qu'on ne doit pas se faire dire des blagues.
19:14La vérité peut être assez troublante.
19:25Hey, hey, hey!
19:27C'est Fat Albert!
19:33Hey, hey, hey!
19:37Hey, hey, hey!
19:42Hey, hey, hey!