Bad to Bed (2024) EP 7 ENGSUB
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02:01我记得大饭局那天回去的时候也有签我
02:05可是我怎么没有感觉到
02:09你想把一切都交换
02:12就有一种愧对你
02:17但是不是劈腿的秘密没有说的那种
02:25你以后不会有秘密了
02:27我保证
02:30你以后不会有秘密了
02:35我喜欢是拥抱不只是手心
02:38是整个心都可以感受你的跳动
02:42还可以感受到你说的是真的还是假的
02:46还有你没说的那些我都会察觉到
02:52我什么都会告诉你
02:54我会很诚实
03:01那你有感受到你的害怕了
03:08你不要再离开我
03:10好吗
03:30宝贝啊
03:45你今天不用送我回去
03:47我自己回去就好
03:50哈
03:52我说我自己回去就好
03:56不是这个
03:59故意让我讲第二次
04:12宝贝
04:16你刚刚有讲话我没有听错吧
04:20对了
04:23怎样
04:25你爽
04:27你不要倒着走路很危险
04:30怎样你是怕我跌倒后撞到头
04:34死掉是吗
04:36我是没有想那么远
04:38纯粹担心你跌倒小心
04:42危险才不可怕
04:44超刺激的好不好
04:46我坐云霄飞车的时候
04:48最喜欢坐第一排
04:50那种垂直落下
04:52跟跳楼一样
04:55吓疯
04:56可是我超喜欢的
04:59跟死亡擦肩而过的感觉
05:01超爽
05:05我完全不行
05:07那个什么离心力啊
05:09还是什么G力的啊
05:12我的膀胱会受不了
05:14会痒到受不了
05:16而且我超怕死
05:19很怕那个安全装置啊
05:21坏掉
05:22然后就飞出去
05:25我觉得死才不可怕
05:27活着比较折磨
05:29你不要乱讲话
05:36是不是跟你说会跌倒
05:38有没有怎么样啦
05:45我故意的
05:47你有没有听到一个声音
05:51你的心跳声
05:54大到
05:56我还以为要跳出来了
05:58你自己都没听到啊
06:01我有听到两个声音
06:03我的心跳
06:06我有听到
06:25我想找一个属于我的人
06:27能够看到我无法看到的好处
06:29我想知道某个人的眼睛
06:31因为他仅仅是看着我
06:33我想成为
06:35有些人
06:37有些人
06:39幸福
06:44告诉我你不想离开
06:46说你想和我在一起
06:48女孩我必须告诉你
06:51我看不到任何东西
06:53我会一直待在这里
06:55追逐着阳光
06:57你知道我坦诚
06:59我想给你
07:01我会永远
07:03永远
07:05永远
07:07一天
07:09我想成为
07:11有些人
07:13有些人
07:15幸福
07:17幸福
07:20有些人
07:22有些人
07:24幸福
07:27我想找一个属于我的人
07:29能够看到我无法看到的好处
07:31我想知道某个人的眼睛
07:33因为他仅仅是看着我
07:36我想成为
07:38有些人
07:40有些人
07:42幸福
07:49幸福
08:19幸福
08:21有些人
08:23有些人
08:25幸福
08:27有些人
08:29有些人
08:31有些人
08:33有些人
08:35有些人
08:37有些人
08:39有些人
08:43你之前说的那个睡神的故事啊
08:47我后来仔细想想
08:49还蛮可怕的
08:51哪有
08:53睡神能让大家都有安心睡着的能力
08:55明明就很温馨
08:57不是啊
08:59他赐给牧羊人
09:01睁开眼睛睡觉的能力
09:03你不觉得听起来自私吗
09:05你看
09:07他有问过牧羊人的意见吗
09:09没事赐给人家睁开眼睛睡觉的能力干嘛
09:11而且
09:13睁开眼睛睡觉要怎么睡得好
09:15他又不是鱼
09:17那你有没有想过
09:19睡神让大家都睡着了
09:21在自己的美梦里
09:23幸福快乐
09:25那睡神呢
09:27你不觉得他很孤单吗
09:29所以啊
09:31他还赐给牧羊人
09:33睁开眼睛睡觉的能力
09:35就好像有人在陪着他一样
09:39OK
09:41那如果是你
09:43嗯
09:45嗯
09:47其实
09:49我如果不乖乖吃药的话
09:51就跟睁开眼睛睡觉一样
09:53每次我闭上眼睛的时候
09:57就会感觉
09:59一些不可逻辑的画面
10:01出现在我眼前
10:03像做梦一样
10:05做梦
10:07像是神秘奇迹
10:09我说的那个感觉啊
10:11就好像是醒着
10:13有人在你眼前
10:15按下快门
10:17会出现一些
10:19视觉强烈的东西
10:21叠加上来
10:23其实蛮可怕的
10:25很不舒服
10:31你最近有按时吃药吗
10:33有啦
10:35有
10:37嗯
10:39怎么了
10:43我有个东西要给你
10:45怎么这么好
10:47今天什么好日子啊
10:49一定要节日才能送你吗
10:51嗯
10:53这个给你
10:55哇
10:57这个很漂亮耶
10:59这你买的吗
11:01这才不是我买的咧
11:03是我自己做的
11:05它跟我原来的手链很配
11:07真的耶
11:09我喜欢哦
11:11我在串的时候
11:13有放很多祝福在里面哦
11:15真的吗
11:17那我感受一下
11:19我希望
11:21你每天躺在床上的时候
11:23都可以很舒服的睡着
11:25做很开心的梦
11:29那你给我的魔法是
11:31睁开眼睛睡着
11:33还是
11:35闭着眼睛睡着呢
11:37睁开眼睛
11:41好家伙
11:45我看你的
11:47嗯
11:51其实
11:53我觉得你比较像
11:55睡神耶
11:57为什么
11:59因为
12:01你的脸部轮廓线条
12:03很像希腊神明啊
12:07这肌肉线条
12:09也好散
12:11好了
12:13说就说 不要摸
12:17可是这样不行
12:19又怎么了
12:21如果你是睡神
12:23那我就是睁开眼睛睡觉的牧羊人
12:25照你说的
12:27好累
12:29不要
12:31你刚刚说这么多
12:33铺陈这么久
12:35是不是在说
12:37我平常做很多事情
12:39折磨你
12:41害你睡不着对吗
12:43是不是
12:45没有
12:47我不是那个意思
12:49就
12:51最多就
12:53我怕我自己了解你不够多
12:55像这个想到失眠吧
12:57那你想知道什么
13:03想的是你家人
13:05想见家长的意思吗
13:09可以的话很好啊
13:11如果不行的话
13:13我也想看看他们的样子
13:21我爸妈都不在了
13:23有的时候
13:25我也会蛮羡慕
13:27有家人的感觉
13:29那你看了没什么好羡慕的
13:31我念一下
13:33我的心盘给你听
13:35心盘
13:45我跟你说
13:47我每次看这汤老师的心盘
13:49都超有感
13:51天王星若是公
13:53你的原生家庭
13:55可能很不一般
13:57也许是由家庭生活波动
13:59助手变迁
14:01或你的父母没有同住
14:03双亲离异等
14:05不平凡的家庭
14:07也造就你羡慕的个性
14:11独立于家人间
14:13常常被说是家里最乖的一个
14:17这样你还羡慕吗
14:19不会啊
14:21个性鲜明
14:23是家里最乖的一个
14:25我觉得很棒啊
14:27为什么
14:29因为
14:31我是怪人之天
14:35专门被你这种怪人吸引
14:39搞什么 既然不是因为我长得帅
14:41个性又好
14:45好好好 这个也有
14:49那你爸再婚之后
14:51要帮你生一个弟弟
14:53或是妹妹吗
14:59他跟阿姨
15:01有生一个妹妹
15:05年纪跟我差蛮多的
15:07现在
15:09应该国小三年级吧
15:11哈
15:13那你跟你妹妹像吗
15:15她比较像她妈妈
15:19那你
15:21像谁啊
15:45怎么了
15:51什么都不懂
16:15啊
16:17啊
16:19啊
16:21啊
16:23啊
16:27啊
16:29啊
16:31啊
16:33啊
16:35啊
16:37啊
16:39啊
16:41啊
16:43啊
16:45啊
16:47啊
16:49啊
16:51啊
16:53啊
16:55啊
16:57啊
16:59啊
17:01啊
17:03啊
17:05啊
17:07啊
17:09啊
17:11啊
17:13啊
17:15啊
17:19啊
17:25啊
17:27啊
17:31啊
17:33I'm sorry, I'm late.
17:51It's okay, it's good that you're here.
17:53Let's take a picture together.
17:55Okay.
18:03Wait a minute.
18:09Have you washed this?
18:17What's this?
18:19How have you been recently?
18:21Recently...
18:23I heard what you said last time.
18:25So I pretend not to care.
18:27I feel much better.
18:29Then...
18:31How have you been recently?
18:33Really good?
18:35What do you think?
18:39Then...
18:41Are you happy?
18:43At least...
18:47I'm happier than when I'm alone.
18:51You look good recently.
18:57How have you been recently?
18:59This dress looks very retro.
19:01It feels like...
19:03I've lost it for many years.
19:05This dress reminds me of my mom.
19:07Does this dress look like your mom?
19:09Yes.
19:13Just like my mom.
19:15No.
19:17This dress is beautiful.
19:19It's not as fierce as you said.
19:21Okay.
19:23Or do you want to see it yourself?
19:25Really?
19:27Yes.
19:29Really?
19:31Yes.
19:33I suddenly remembered that
19:35I scolded my mom once.
19:37And she hit me directly.
19:39And she hit me directly.
19:41You're so funny.
19:43I have to tell you.
19:45This dress is really bad.
19:47Then you wear it.
19:49Okay.
19:51Come on.
19:53One, two, three.
19:55Zhao Huan Nan.
19:57What did you just say?
19:59Say it again.
20:01You haven't been scolded for a long time.
20:03Apologize to me.
20:05One, two, three.
20:11You look like my mom.
20:13I was so surprised.
20:17You must have been hit a lot like me when you were young.
20:19Really?
20:21Okay.
20:23Come on. Get ready.
20:25One, two, three.
20:37I've heard the story.
20:39Why don't you sleep?
20:41Or
20:43Do you want to open your eyes and sleep?
20:53One, two, three.
21:23One, two, three.
21:53One, two, three.
22:23This is very dangerous.
22:25Have you learned a lesson?
22:27It's complete without missing a piece.
22:29Could it be that the wind is missing a piece?
22:31That's why it's so special.
22:33I'm not alone.
22:35Come out.
22:37Don't be stupid.
22:39What are you worried about?
22:41Are you worried that I will sink to the bottom of the sea like a treasure chest?
22:43Good.
22:45It's okay.
22:47You knew me at that time.
22:49This is mine.
22:51Do you remember?
23:07I've heard the story.
23:09Why don't you sleep?
23:11Or
23:13Do you want to open your eyes and sleep?
23:15One, two, three.
23:17I'll draw an eye on your eyelids.
23:25Come on.
23:27Give me a hug.
23:45Good night.
23:49Good night.
24:01This is Jia He.
24:07I secretly took a picture of Kevin.
24:15Wait a minute.
24:17Don't go out.
24:19Stick in a little more.
24:21There's water next to him.
24:23Be careful.
24:25Just follow this line.
24:27The line is too straight.
24:29Don't deliberately let me fall.
24:31Don't deliberately let me fall.
24:35Or don't do it on purpose.
24:37Lie back gently.
24:39Let me see the position.
24:41Wait a minute.
24:45Is it like this?
24:49Actually, I can't take a picture.
24:51Actually, I can't take a picture.
24:53Let's go to work.
24:55Let's go to work.
24:59A little back.
25:03Let me take a look.
25:05Back again.
25:07No, you have to go forward a little bit.
25:09Let me take a look.
25:11OK.
25:13Let me take a look.
25:15Let me take a look.
25:19Did I tell you that I would fall?
25:21What's wrong with me?
25:23On purpose.
25:25Did you hear a sound?
25:29Your heartbeat.
25:31So loud.
25:33I thought I was going to jump out.
25:35You didn't hear it yourself.
25:39I heard two sounds.
25:41My heartbeat.
25:49OK. Let's change the side.
25:53It's okay.
25:55It's okay.
25:57It's okay.
25:59I dare not show it.
26:01I dare not show it.
26:03It's not me.
26:05I dare not show it.
26:07I dare not show it.
26:09I dare not show it.
26:15Thank you, godfather.
26:17Thank you, godfather.
26:35Thank you, godfather.
26:37Thank you, godfather.
26:49Let's change the side.
26:51Let's change the side.
26:53One more time.
26:57Mirror circle.
26:59One, two, three.
27:01Turn around.
27:05One, two, three.
27:11Wait for the camera to come from the side.
27:13Wait for the camera to come from the side.
27:15Wait for the camera to come from the side.
27:17Let's try it.
27:25And action.
27:35It's like this
27:37It's like this
27:38Yes
27:42Super cute
27:49It's quite cute
27:50Take a photo
27:51Take a photo
27:52Take a photo of this
27:56Come on
27:57Come on
27:59Come on
28:01Come on
28:02Come on
28:04It's like this
28:07It's like this
28:09It's ok
28:10It's ok
28:14You said the uniform will be lost
28:15It's ok
28:16It's ok
28:17It's no one's
28:19He is tidying up
28:21He is a successful high school student
28:25Let's show it to Huaxun
28:26Huaxun
28:27Yes, Huaxun
28:28Huaxun can sell it
28:29What brand underwear do you usually wear?
28:30Doomy
28:31Ok
28:33Ok
28:37It's like a crystal
28:38It's like a crystal
28:39It's a sacred thing
28:40And just now
28:41The boss wore a few
28:42And then
28:43He thought he was going to take it off
28:44He took it off
28:45He thought he was going to take it off
28:46I can
28:47I can
28:48Are you sure it's two golden stars?
28:52It's not like this
28:54It's silver
28:57He wants to save it
28:58He wants to save it
28:59Ok
29:00Then we can take it off again
29:01Ok
29:02Then we can take it off again
29:04Awesome
29:07You have no feelings
29:08Yes, he has no feelings
29:09It's like he said it's beautiful
29:10It's beautiful
29:14Let's sell it
29:15The last five sets
29:16You can see it now
29:17You can see it now
29:18You can see it now
29:19You can see it now
29:20You can see it now
29:21You can see it now
29:23Almost
29:24Almost
29:25I'm really scared
29:26I'm really scared
29:27Don't do it
29:28Don't do it
29:29The boss said it's gone
29:30The boss said it's gone
29:32He's like this behind
29:33He's like this behind
29:34The boss said it's gone
29:35The last five sets
29:36Because I want to bring it to the back
29:37Because I want to bring it to the back
29:42What are you doing?
29:43Why is your mouth full of milk bubbles?
29:44Why is your mouth full of milk bubbles?
29:46I just ate a cake
29:48I didn't eat too much
29:50Yes
29:51You want to shave your beard?
29:52I want to shave my beard
29:53Because I only shave my beard after eight hours
29:55So I started shaving it
29:56So I started shaving it
29:57Before the concert
29:58Before the concert
29:59Do you have a nail care floor?
30:01Please help me
30:03No?
30:04We might plan to release a book
30:06About the blood of feet
30:08I'm afraid
30:09Yes
30:10Your feet
30:11Your feet
30:12Your feet are still in my hands
30:13Still in my hands
30:14I've been taking care of my feet
30:15You've been taking care of your feet, right?
30:16I've been taking care of my feet, right?
30:17Let's take a look
30:18Let's take a look
30:19It seems to be better
30:20You know there's a
30:21You know there's a
30:22A machine for polishing feet
30:23A machine for polishing feet
30:24That's very useful
30:25Have you tried that?
30:26Have you tried that?
30:27You can do it here
30:28You can do it here
30:29No, you have to try that
30:30Because that
30:31No, I'm telling you
30:32After you polish your feet
30:33You will have a new feeling
30:34Like a baby
30:35I don't care
30:36Let's do a close-up
30:37I don't care
30:38Let's do a close-up
30:39He's still shy
30:40But I think it's good to have a treatment
30:41But I think it's good to have a treatment
30:42But I think the surface
30:43Has become very nice
30:44Here, here
30:45Yes, it's very nice here
30:46Only the base is left
30:47Yes
30:48Then let's go for the next night
30:49Then let's go for the next night
30:50Leave a comment below
30:51Recommend a few
30:52Leave a comment below
30:53You have a baby
30:54He is a baby
30:55Then do you want to
30:56Then do you want to
30:57Do you want to
30:58Sleep
31:09or sleep
31:16I think sleep is very easy
31:17I think sleep is very easy
31:18Because I don't have time
31:23Because I don't have time
31:26I'm going to be a show host
31:29You're going to be a show host
31:31You're going to be a show host
31:34You're going to be a show host
31:41So scary
31:42It's the first time we've seen a real ghost
31:46I think we can edit it out
31:48He's going to make a big movie
31:50Super cute
31:51I remember when I watched it
31:52I recorded it
31:53I recorded it
31:55Let me see how you do it
31:57How do you get up?
31:59I was lying on the floor
32:00That's how you get up
32:21It's too short
32:23I'm going to switch sides
32:33She's a female celebrity
32:35She's a female celebrity
32:40I can't lose
32:43They're going to flip
32:44But they're going to switch sides
32:46I'm going to stand up
32:48I'm going to stand like this
32:49I'm going to stand like this
32:51I'm going to stand like this
32:52Just lie down
32:53Just lie down
32:58Do you want to touch the phone from one place to another?
33:01Don't touch your face
33:02It's okay, I can see it
33:05Don't
33:07Suddenly become a couple
33:09We don't need to be so romantic
33:11Is this how you do it?
33:12It's like a show
33:14Do you think it should be like this?
33:15It's almost the same
33:16It's almost the same
33:17Because I think
33:18Do you feel like the relationship here is stronger?
33:20It's quite intimate
33:21Yes, because I'm a married man
33:24Let's do it like this
33:25Let's see if you can do it
33:26You can do it
33:27Okay, let's do it
33:28I think he's going to hit me
33:36Rolling
33:38Rolling
33:3978, 22, take 5
33:41Maybe a free family
33:42Interactive life
33:44The place has changed
33:46Or your parents didn't live together
33:48Double-dealing
33:51Double-dealing
33:53I was thinking
33:55I was thinking it was me
33:56I thought it was my name
33:57I don't know
33:58You read it wrong
33:59Yes
34:00You read it wrong
34:01You read it wrong
34:06I'm here
34:11We don't dare to do it
34:13Okay, just do it
34:14Okay
34:15It's okay
34:19He's really afraid of Anson
34:21No, I'm really afraid of Anson
34:24Still being stabbed
34:29Don't say you're too drunk
34:30You should say you're smiling
34:34Don't help him anymore
34:36If you don't try it, there will be sound effects
34:38That's too much
34:39Just now
34:41Just lift your hand
34:42No, no, from here
34:43From here
34:48It's okay, it's okay
34:50Come, let's take a picture
34:59Let's do it again
35:00Anson, Anson
35:01Anson, Anson
35:03Anson, Anson
35:051, 2, 3
35:06Action
35:08What are you doing?
35:09What are you doing?
35:10He's not as good as you
35:12You're not as good as me
35:14You're not as good as me
35:153, 1, 2, 3
35:19Cut
35:21You're just like my mom
35:25You're just like me
35:26When I was young
35:271, 2, 3
35:34And action
35:371, 2, 3
35:38Action
35:391, 1, 1
35:41Lower your chin
35:423, 2, 1
35:43Okay, okay, okay
35:44Yeah
35:45Happy birthday
35:47Yeah, happy birthday
35:48Do you want to knock on it?
35:49Yeah, happy birthday
35:50Yeah
35:52Okay, happy birthday
35:53Okay, happy birthday
35:54Happy birthday
35:55Yeah
35:56Cut
35:58What if we draw the eyes
35:59What kind of action?
36:03How?
36:07Draw the eyes
36:10Draw the eyes
36:11Okay, okay, okay
36:12Okay
36:15So I think we can go to the scary part
36:18It's the same person
36:20It was supposed to be scary
36:21Basically
36:22But I think it's scary now
36:251, 2, 3
36:261, 2, 3
36:29Yeah
36:31And action
36:36Okay