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00:00People in India don't want to talk about periods.
00:02In fact, the brand which makes sanitary pads in India is called Whisper.
00:06Sir, what are periods?
00:07Menstrual cycle?
00:08It's not a question of 1 number, it's a question of 8 numbers.
00:10Okay?
00:11Don't give me this wife's knowledge.
00:13I mean, we should have given knowledge in school, sex education, knowledge of periods.
00:33We didn't do anything.
00:34All the boys will delete it.
00:36We used to wait for A class, A chapter, introduction to reproduction.
00:40Teacher will come, she will teach, it will be fun.
00:44Teacher used to say, you have to do all this from home.
00:47I haven't given my knowledge to anyone.
00:49If I want to randomly ask someone, sir, what are periods?
00:53Menstrual cycle?
00:54It's not a question of 1 number, it's a question of 8 numbers.
00:56Okay?
00:57Don't give me this wife's knowledge.
00:59Menstrual cycle?
01:01I know this.
01:02Even I didn't have knowledge.
01:03And my elder sister.
01:04So once I went to the washroom and there was a little blood there.
01:06So seeing that, obviously I was f**ked.
01:08I went to my mom and said, mom, there's a little blood in the washroom.
01:11My mom said, my hand was cut.
01:14I saw my mom's hand.
01:16So my mom's hand wasn't cut.
01:18And this was the time when I used to watch Crime Patrol, Dastak, and Gumrah.
01:29You're watching about periods.
01:31Even boys don't talk about it.
01:32In general, people in India don't want to talk about periods.
01:36In fact, the brand which makes sanitary pads in India is called Whisper.
01:43That's irony, right?
01:44I just want girls to stay free.
01:47Dude, I think the marketing and advertisement of periods was very wrong.
01:50Because how did they give marketing and advertisement?
01:52That the girl is very depressed.
01:54The next day she wore a sanitary pad.
01:56The next day she became a CEO.
02:02So I used to think that Kriti Top is doing it in the class.
02:06Because I'm not wearing a sanitary pad.
02:11In 7th grade, when kids used to fight for babylids, I used to say, I want a sanitary pad.
02:18Mom, tomorrow is a social science exam.
02:21You couldn't study in science, Sambhav.
02:25Mom, I want a sanitary pad in social science.
02:26But chill, I'll ask you one question.
02:28There's a sticky part in a sanitary pad.
02:31Do you know where it sticks?
02:33You don't know where it sticks.
02:34People don't know, right?
02:36Once I was asking like this.
02:37So a boy said, dude, it sticks to the vagina.
02:39It's very obvious.
02:42Do you understand this girl's laugh?
02:457 boys here.
02:45Yes, it's obvious.
02:46What the f**k was in it?
02:49What the f**k are you doing?
02:52It must work for a band-aid.
02:55Do you want to apply a blood bandage?
02:56F**k!
03:04When I got physical with my girlfriend at the age of 22.
03:08That's when I figured out, oh, it actually sticks to the undergarment.
03:11Like in an underwear.
03:13That's why I wasn't getting success as a kid.
03:14I was wearing the wrong thing every day.
03:17I think that's why on some level, women never went to wars.
03:20Because on some level, they were already bleeding, right?
03:22It's very tough to even go through that period.
03:24Girls would agree.
03:25Just imagine Tipu Sultan goes to his wife and says,
03:26Hey, how's it going, bro?
03:29Bro, let's go fight.
03:31And Tipu's like,
03:31Are you f**king kidding me, Tipu, already?
03:33I'm on that period.
03:34Like, are you f**king kidding me?
03:35You guys want to make the boys bleed even more?
03:37We don't want to do all this.
03:39And Tipu would be like,
03:40Don't worry, babe.
03:41It's just the mood swings.
03:42That's why when you say freedom fighter,
03:44it's like,
03:45I'll give you freedom if you give me blood.
03:47The girl would be like,
03:48Come here, f**k.
03:49Come here.
03:50Five days, huh?
03:52You tell me how much do you want?
03:54And then, freedom fighter,
03:55girls don't even have it in 2022.