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00:00On Monday night, Daigo will be the one to spin the wheel.
00:05The blue team will be doing a challenge with four people.
00:07The title of the short story will be...
00:10We're going to use that ability here.
00:1330 seconds until the show starts.
00:15Daigo will make a short story based on the topic he came up with.
00:18The time limit is 30 seconds.
00:20What kind of ability will it be?
00:22We'll have to come up with a standard ability.
00:24What about Hachida?
00:25I'll be the last one.
00:27Ito and...
00:29Who's going to be the one with the ability?
00:32I'll be the one to save Kaji.
00:35I'll be like a wild horse.
00:37The three of us will push Ito.
00:39The three of us will push Ito.
00:41I'll do anything to beat him.
00:43I'll do anything to beat him.
00:44If I push Ito, I'll be the last one.
00:46We're going to use that ability here.
00:54It's Kaji!
00:55It's Kaji!
00:56Takashi!
00:58My child is inside!
01:00Someone help me!
01:03Are you okay?
01:06I'm an ability that drinks water from my hands.
01:11My son is inside! Help me!
01:14I understand.
01:18I'll be back.
01:19You can't just turn it off like that!
01:23He's strong.
01:24He's great.
01:25He's strong.
01:27Good for you.
01:28You're going to use that ability, right?
01:30The timing of pushing the button was perfect.
01:32It was perfect.
01:33The team became one.
01:35It became one.
01:36I don't think he can drink water.
01:38Maybe it's just a shower.
01:40He doesn't have a water pressure.
01:41How was it, Keiko?
01:42I didn't expect the blue team at all.
01:45What are you talking about?
01:47The teamwork was good.
01:49We're going to imitate them.
01:51You're going to imitate them?
01:53The teamwork?
01:54Keiko, you're going to imitate them?
01:56I'm going to imitate them.
01:57The atmosphere.
02:00Tonight, Daigo is going to play a game!
02:05The Panic Grand Prix!
02:09Next up is the red team's challenge.
02:11The red team.
02:12The challenge for the three of them is...
02:17Eat that!
02:1930 seconds until the opening.
02:21Keiji.
02:22Me?
02:24There are a few people who are about to be eaten.
02:29There's no Keiji.
02:30How to use this.
02:32I'll be the police.
02:36Keiji.
02:37Who's going to be the police?
02:38I'll do it.
02:40I can see you.
02:41No, no, no.
02:43Oh, no, no.
02:44Oh, no, no.
02:45No, no, no.
02:466 seconds.
02:47I'll be the police.
02:48No, no, no.
02:49I'll be in the back.
02:50Don't do anything weird.
02:51Okay, let's go.
02:52I'll be in the back.
02:54Eat that!
02:56Please be eaten.
02:58Wow.
02:59Yes, yes.
03:00I'm sorry.
03:01I'm sorry.
03:02I'm eating right now.
03:04Can I have some meat?
03:06Hey, hey.
03:07Can I have some meat?
03:08Oh, me?
03:09I'll give you an individual GEP that freezes my GEP.
03:18It's free.
03:21Where do you live?
03:22Go eat over there.
03:24Where are you from?
03:25It looks delicious.
03:26Wow.
03:27It's the best.
03:29Well, if Morishita was here.
03:32Good, good, good.
03:34It's okay, right?
03:35That's it, right?
03:36Okay.
03:37Good, good, good.
03:38It's cold.
03:39Thank you for coming.
03:40If it's a strange person in the city, it's a Japanese.
03:44It's the best.
03:47Morishita.
03:48Yes.
03:49I don't think I'm caught in the law.
03:51What's your name?
03:54It's Ginda Kozaburo.
03:57It has Gindako in its name.
03:59It has Gindako in it.
04:00It's rare.
04:01I don't know if I should say this, but Maga is the best.
04:05You don't have to say that.
04:08Let's move on to the next one.
04:10It's the Blue Team's challenge.
04:11Oh, no, no, no, no.
04:12The Blue Team's challenge is...
04:16Blue Team Challenge
04:18The bus driver and the bus guide who are actually dating are in the same car.
04:23Please look to the right.
04:25Please look to the right.
04:26Look at the road.
04:27Please look at the car in front of you.
04:29Who will do it?
04:30I'll do it.
04:31Who will do it?
04:32I'll do it.
04:33I'll do the bus.
04:35Please look at your own car.
04:37Please look at the road.
04:38Actually, it's...
04:39You have to hurry up.
04:41I'll drive.
04:42I'll drive.
04:43I'll drive.
04:44No, no, no.
04:45So, who's going to go first?
04:47Oh, the bald one.
04:48You're the one with all the hair.
04:50I'm going to go directly.
04:52No, no, look this way.
04:55The bus guide and the driver are actually going out together.
05:03Everyone, this is Mt. Fuji on the right.
05:08Everyone, look closely.
05:12Everyone, look closer.
05:14Everyone, look closely.
05:19Oh, next.
05:20This building on the left is a cultural property.
05:23Everyone, look to the left.
05:25Everyone, look to the left.
05:30Now, everyone.
05:31Lastly, look ahead.
05:34Look at us.
05:41This is the worst.
05:44I'm sorry.
05:45You made a weird sound at the end.
05:48Is there a problem with the equipment?
05:50I don't really want to say this, but you have a lot of customers.
05:53No, no, no.
05:54It's a normal judgment.
05:56I was just about to laugh.
05:57I think the title was actually dating.
06:01It's like a public relationship.
06:04Then try it.
06:07Don't say that.
06:09Keiko-san, Nadar-san, you were paying attention.
06:12I'm going to switch to a different hairstyle.
06:14A different hairstyle?
06:15Don't do that.
06:17Who are you?
06:20Who are you?
06:22It's been a while since I've had a girl's hairstyle.
06:26What should I do?
06:28It's okay, it's okay.
06:29It doesn't matter who says it.
06:30What is the title of the short story that the red team will challenge alone?
06:36It's been a while since I've had a girl's hairstyle.
06:38The time limit is 30 seconds.
06:40I didn't say anything.
06:42Really?
06:44I'm not good at this kind of thing.
06:47What about you?
06:49I don't mind.
06:50I don't mind.
06:52I'm sorry.
06:53I'm sorry.
06:54I'm sorry.
06:55I'm sorry.
06:56I'm sorry.
06:57I'm sorry.
06:58I'm sorry.
06:59I'm sorry.
07:00I'm sorry.
07:01I'm sorry.
07:02I'm sorry.
07:03It's been a while since I've had a girl's hairstyle.
07:10It's been a while since I've had a girl's hairstyle.
07:13It's been a while since I've had a girl's hairstyle.
07:15I'm listening to you.
07:16That's right.
07:18It's been about three or four months.
07:21It's been about three or four months.
07:22I can't drink it.
07:24Yes.
07:25If you put ice in it, you'll lose.
07:31I'll think about it.
07:32I'll think about it so that I don't lose my balance in the fight between the air I breathe in and Accel Shower Robot.
07:44I've been doing this with the support of my family.
07:50That's amazing.
07:51That's a good word.
07:54I was covering the world's business news.
07:58It's something you can do like this, isn't it?
08:00That's the only thing I had in my mind.
08:02Like saying half-half.
08:03From the moment you put it in.
08:05From the moment I put it in, I was like,
08:06I've been putting it in for three years.
08:08Ah, it's cool.
08:10It's cool.
08:11Is it cool?
08:12Daigo-san, I'm really selfish, but
08:14I want to see Osaki's simple, passionate reaction.
08:17I see.
08:18Certainly.
08:19Yes?
08:20He's good at this kind of thing.
08:21I want to see him eat and be passionate for 10 seconds.
08:23I'm really sorry.
08:24Has this ever happened before?
08:26No.
08:33Ah, sorry. Thank you.
08:38It's hot.
08:40Here I go.
08:43It's hot.
08:47It's hot.
08:57It's hot.
08:58It's hot.
09:00It's hot.
09:03He's pouring water.
09:04He's pouring water.
09:05It's hot.
09:06It's hot.
09:08It's wonderful.
09:09I'm glad.
09:10It's amazing.
09:11I saw something good.
09:12He cleared it properly.
09:13He poured water once, but it was still hot.
09:17It was still hot, but he poured water.
09:19No, it's amazing.
09:21Is he here?
09:23I really wanted to see it.
09:25Let's move on.
09:26It's the blue team's challenge.
09:28The blue team.
09:29The title of the showdown with four people is...
09:34The first evidence.
09:36You imitate the person in front of you, but you make more and more mistakes.
09:40The third person, the tenth person, the hundredth person, the seven hundredth person.
09:43You have 30 seconds until the end of the show.
09:45It's the same, right?
09:49Rock-paper-scissors.
09:51The number of people will change depending on the number of people.
09:56It's like a telegraph game.
09:58The 700th person is...
10:00I'm the button.
10:01I'm the button.
10:02I'm the button.
10:03I'm the third person.
10:04I'm the third person.
10:05I'm the third person.
10:06I'm the third person.
10:07This is the power of each person.
10:11The first evidence.
10:13You imitate the person in front of you, but you make more and more mistakes.
10:16The third person, the tenth person, the hundredth person, the seven hundredth person.
10:24You're looking at it.
10:25It's the third person.
10:26I can't see this.
10:28Somehow...
10:30It's my first time.
10:34It's a little itchy.
10:37It's a little hard.
10:39It's a little hard.
10:40It's a little different.
10:42It's the tenth person.
10:44It's the tenth person.
10:45Everyone is looking at it.
10:47Everyone is making mistakes.
10:51You don't know, do you?
10:59It's dripping.
11:04I ate a little.
11:06I ate a little.
11:07Did you go this far with a gun?
11:09It's different.
11:11It's different.
11:13Someone did it like this.
11:15The 50th person did this.
11:17It's the 100th person.
11:19That's right.
11:20You're going to go like this.
11:22That's right.
11:24I'm surprised.
11:26I won't do it.
11:28The 100th person is like this.
11:30Who is the 100th person?
11:31It's too much.
11:33It's pretty simple.
11:34Did someone put it back?
11:42It's an extension.
11:45It's completely different.
11:47It's completely different.
11:49It's the 700th person.
11:50It's the 600th person.
11:52Did someone give him a massage?
11:55That's right.
11:56I didn't know how many steps I was going up.
12:00That's right.
12:01There were nine people holding it.
12:03There were people holding it with both hands.
12:07That's right.
12:08There were people holding it with both hands.
12:10There were people holding it with both hands.
12:12It's a message to spread out.
12:15I understand that.
12:17Sayaka has her own way.
12:22It's good.
12:24It's good.
12:26It's good.
12:27It's good.
12:28It's good.
12:29It's good.
12:30What is Keiko?
12:32What is Keiko?
12:33What is Keiko?
12:34I'm Aichi.
12:36Why did you answer like that?
12:38Why did you answer like that?
12:39That's not a heart.
12:41Next is RED TEAM.
12:43What is the title of the short clip that the RED TEAM will challenge?
12:48Such a lullaby!
12:50A baby wakes up.
12:5130 seconds to show.
12:55Me?
12:56Me?
12:57With the glasses
12:59If you jump up, you can fall down.
13:03I wonder if I can sleep here.
13:06Is it already open?
13:08It's dangerous!
13:09It's dangerous!
13:10Let's go with the board.
13:13Is it over?
13:15I wonder if it's over.
13:17This is a fun combination.
13:20This is a failure.
13:23A baby wakes up to such a baby singing.
13:28Mm-mm.
13:28Mm-mm.
13:29Ah!
13:30Neh-neh-yah-neh.
13:31Mm.
13:32Mm.
13:33Neh-nen.
13:35Kol-o-ri-oh.
13:38Okol-o-ri-oh.
13:43Boy-ah-no-ma-but-ah-wah.
13:47Toh-ji-dah-mah-mah.
13:50Hai.
13:50Neh-neh, neh-neh.
13:52Ah-cah-chan sui-min.
13:53Neh-neh, neh-neh.
13:55Ah-cah-chan sui-min.
13:56Meh-meh, meh-meh, meh-meh.
13:58Akachan, suimin.
14:01Nererukka!
14:03LAUGHTER
14:04APPLAUSE
14:08Nandeka, akachan?
14:10LAUGHTER
14:12Saikou!
14:14Akachan, nererukka!
14:17Nererukka!
14:19Hajimete shabetta kodoba nanda.
14:22Mada haikatsu ryo nai kara ne.
14:24Akachan, hajimete no tsukkomi da.
14:27Tsugi wa kyoku ni notte odorinagara konto wo yatte itadakimasu.
14:32Ao team, san nin de kyoku ni notte challenge suru uta no taitoru wa...
14:37MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA
14:38MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA
14:39Koko ni iru member e no fuman kaen made sanjuugyou.
14:43MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA
14:45Makuga hiraku to douji ni Chagi Anbanshika san no Ya Ya Ya ga nagaremasu.
14:49Minna san kyoku ni awasete odotte itadaki, hitori zutsu butai no chuou ni detekite utatte itadakimasu.
14:54Naguri ni ikitai yatsu ya ne.
14:56LAUGHTER
15:04Ya Ya Ya. Koko ni iru member e no fuman.
15:09MUSIC
15:11Ima kara issho ni, dore kara issho ni, naguri ni yukou ka.
15:21Ito, White Day no mae ni Iwakura ni nani hoshii ka kittoite kurehen tte,
15:26sonna tsukaikata douki wo sunna.
15:29Ore wa akan wa. Ore wa akan.
15:32LAUGHTER
15:40Sayaka no Niiyama.
15:42Akiraka ni yokatta shuuroku owari ni, ore ni,
15:47are daijoubu deshita ka ne? tte itte,
15:49homete morou to suruna.
15:51Ore wa hazukai.
15:53Ore wa nozomi hazukai.
15:55Saigo desu yo.
15:59Kimete.
16:02MUSIC
16:05Keiko.
16:07Keiko ni kita.
16:10Omae no komento choko choko imi wakaranen zo.
16:12LAUGHTER
16:14APPLAUSE
16:18Mondemo nai otogane yappari.
16:20Saiyaku, saiyaku.
16:22Saiyaku da wa.
16:24Sonna koto nai kedo na.
16:26Gomen Keiko.
16:28Kyoumoe tsukaikata.
16:31Yoshimoto yatta.
16:32Sonna kao sunna.
16:33Sore wo warai ni kaete Yoshimoto yattara.
16:35APPLAUSE
16:39Mori ageru ne.
16:40Ogotteru, ogotteru.
16:41Omoshiroi, omoshiroi.
16:42Chanto kao de kaeshi kureteru yo.
16:45Yokatta ne.
16:47Yoshimoto ya ne. Arigatou.
16:49Keiko tayori ya nai ka.
16:51Nishuu ni watari gekusen wo kurihirogeta ryou chiibu.
16:55Katta no wa aka ka?
16:57Ao ka?
16:59Se-no.
17:01Ohhhh!
17:04Yesssssss!
17:06APPLAUSE
17:08Yatta!
17:10Manjou ichi ne!
17:12Zenin aka to iu koto de.
17:14Majii?
17:15Yappari...
17:16Nadaru san.
17:18AKA SONNA HECONDA AKA YOSHIMOTO NA YARO
17:21DO SU NE KOKARA
17:22LAUGHTER
17:24Kono futari no karami teppai yo to omoe na yo.
17:26LAUGHTER
17:28Kawashima-san, you're red, too.
17:31I think I'll go with Shoronpo tonight.
17:34Both of you were great, Shoronpo.
17:36Daigo-san, I have a suggestion.
17:39What kind of content will Daigo show us?
17:44I'm sure the viewers are very curious about that.
17:47I'll do it sometimes, but I'm not sure.
17:49What if Daigo did a straight Shoronpo?
17:54That'd be fun.
17:57It's 30 seconds until the opening!
18:19A hot Shoronpo all the way.
18:22A hot Shoronpo all the way.
18:24It's my first time here.
18:26I heard this place is good.
18:29Is this a date?
18:31Here he comes.
18:35Shoronpo, thank you.
18:37It's hot, isn't it?
18:39I've never eaten Shoronpo before.
18:42I don't know.
18:44He explains a lot.
18:46You can't do it.
18:48You talk too much.
18:52One, two, three.
18:54It's hot.
19:04From here?
19:06He swallowed it.
19:08He swallowed it?
19:10I should have put mustard on it.
19:20Did you taste it?
19:22What?
19:24Did you taste it?
19:26I think you're all amazing.
19:30See you next week.
19:32Next week's new segment.
19:34A battle to see who can eat the most.
19:37Daigo's idea.
19:39Eat as much as you can.
19:43Chess.