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00:31Le monstre de l'espace est un monstre très imprévisible, Tommy.
00:34C'est juste un jeu vidéo, Dinko.
00:36Un jeu vidéo ? Ou un jeu vidéo imprévisible ?
00:40C'est un jeu vidéo.
00:42C'est un jeu vidéo.
00:44C'est un jeu vidéo.
00:46C'est un jeu vidéo.
00:48C'est un jeu vidéo.
00:50C'est un jeu vidéo.
00:52C'est un jeu vidéo.
00:54C'est un jeu vidéo.
00:56C'est un jeu vidéo.
00:58C'est un jeu vidéo imprévisible.
01:00All right, on to round three.
01:02Now, look at me.
01:04I know, I know, you're very, um, elegant.
01:07Indeed, I am.
01:09Thank you for noticing numbers. Five points.
01:11Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
01:12And, again, look at me.
01:15Hey, movie fans.
01:16Screening tonight in our very own Disbrae Bay Theatre
01:18is the summer's hottest blockbuster.
01:20One punch, two fists.
01:21Starring the biggest star in this or any other universe,
01:23Cannonball Clunfenstein.
01:25And as a special surprise for all of you Cannonball fans,
01:27the biggest star himself will be in town tonight
01:29to attend the premiere.
01:31Cannonball Clunfenstein is coming here.
01:33Cannonball Clunfenstein is coming here.
01:35Cannonball Clunfenstein coming here.
01:38I have never been so excited in all my life.
01:41Why am I so excited?
01:43Because he's a celebrity.
01:45Oh yes, a celebrity.
01:47And celebrities are so... celebratory.
01:50So we should celebrate, itty.
01:52Well, not really.
01:54Can you eat them?
01:55No, you watch them on TV and in the movies.
01:58Watch them do what?
02:00Most of them just pretend to be someone else.
02:02Do they ever pretend to be candy?
02:04Because, well, you know, I like candy.
02:08Celebrities are actors.
02:10They're very important because by watching them,
02:12regular people like us know what soda to drink
02:14and what toilet paper to buy and what shoes to wear.
02:17Celebrities tell us everything we need to know.
02:19They are so special, people wait on them hand and foot.
02:24You're quite certain it's not just hand?
02:27You heard me the first time, Swanky.
02:29Hand and foot.
02:32I do believe I'm going to faint.
02:34I'd do anything to meet Cannonball.
02:37If Tommy of Earth would do anything to meet Cannonball of Celebrity,
02:41then I will do anything to make sure Tommy of Earth
02:43does meet Cannonball of Celebrity.
02:46Celebrity is awaited on hand and foot.
02:49Oh, it seems I've finally found my true calling.
02:53The Spray Bay is about to meet its newest celebrity.
02:57I am referring to me.
02:59Oh, I was just thinking about Butter.
03:01I like Butter of Earth.
03:05I've seen every Cannonball movie ten times.
03:08Aye, a fine mountain of a man he is.
03:11I hear he's going to pick his number one fan
03:13to sit next to him in the theater.
03:16Really? That'd be so cool.
03:18Don't even think about it, Cato.
03:20I'm winning the race to Klumpenstein.
03:22I already own a boomerang and a cowboy hat.
03:26Yeah, right.
03:28As if a couple of stupid props could make you Cannonball's number one fan.
03:32I happen to know that even more than boomerangs and cowboys,
03:35Cannonball loves disco.
03:37And there's no way any of you can out-disco Melba manners.
03:41It just so happens that I come from a long line
03:44of disco dancing cowboys.
03:47Cato, you are a loser.
03:49I am the original urban cowboy.
03:51Oh, you are so wrong. You have five left feet. Please!
03:55Don't argue with me, you little nemesi.
03:58I am the king of disco. The king!
04:00Much is wrong, Tommy of Earth.
04:02I don't know how to disco dance.
04:04And I don't even own a boomerang or a cowboy hat.
04:07I just wanted to sit next to Cannonball.
04:09But I guess I'm just not good enough to be his number one fan.
04:12You're a loser, Cato.
04:22Hello, world. Prepare to be spankedified.
04:26Bark! Hear this, landlubbers.
04:29You will now use me proper name, Captain Hopalong Spangly.
04:35I'm a bigger Cannonball fan than you'll ever be.
04:38I was staying alive while you were still sick in bed with Saturday Night Fever.
04:43Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
04:45Well, c'est la vie.
05:16Cowboys, boomerangs, disco.
05:19I can be groovy.
05:23I can be a disco dancing cowboy.
05:26Now all I need is a...
05:32Where'd you get that?
05:34Oh, Cesarus. But don't even think about going.
05:37I got every last one.
05:41Don't worry, Tommy of Earth.
05:42You stay here and practice your cowboy disco dance.
05:44I shall find a way to make you Cannonball's number one fan.
05:56What's up?
05:57To help Tommy of Earth meet Cannonball of Celebrity,
06:00I must observe these celebrities in their natural habitat.
06:03I must learn all their secrets.
06:08Shave the celebrity way with FOMO Shave Cream for Famous Men.
06:12Zero to Celebrity in less than five seconds with your new red sports car.
06:15Gulp Soda quenches your superstar thirst.
06:18Smell like a star when you wash with star soap.
06:20Zero to Celebrity in less than five seconds with your new red sports car.
06:23Gulp Soda quenches your superstar thirst.
06:29I cannot shake anymore.
06:31I have gone blind. Blind!
06:34Blind!
06:37Oh, hello, Tommy of Earth.
06:40Dear Notch Tommy of Earth,
06:41I have studied the ways of these celebrities
06:43and have determined exactly how to make you number one fan.
06:48Right.
06:49First, you must shave with FOMO Shave Cream.
06:52Then, you need a red sports car.
06:54And finally, you must drink Gulp Soda.
06:58That's nuts, Dinko.
07:00I have the one hunch and the two fists
07:02and I'm looking for my number one fan.
07:04Is it you?
07:05We'll just watch Cannonball's movie from the back row and...
07:07I said, is it you?
07:09Yes, yes, it is me.
07:13Come on, Dinko, you find a sports car
07:16and I'll go buy the FOMO Gulp Soda.
07:27Ah, the perfect camera to take the perfect pictures
07:30of Cannonball and his number one fan, me, Melba Manners.
07:35Ah, one of my adoring fans.
07:37Let's make her day by allowing her to be photographed with the swan star.
07:44Say sneeze.
07:51Maybe she's your number two fan.
07:54Howdy, partner.
07:56How about a groovy gulp?
08:05That must be his new celebrity walk.
08:13My boomerang is bigger than yours.
08:15More for me to make you eat.
08:17You know, if all this wasn't to meet a celebrity,
08:19I'd feel awfully stupid.
08:21Look at us, we do look stupid.
08:23Well, at least we'll get to meet a celebrity
08:25and wait on him hand and foot.
08:27But I don't want to wait on anybody hand and foot.
08:29I just want to be a celebrity.
08:31I don't want to wait on anybody hand and foot.
08:33I just want to meet Cannonball.
08:35But I don't want to meet him as Disco Tommy
08:37or Boomerang Tommy or Cowboy Tommy.
08:40I want to meet him as me.
08:42And that should be good enough for Cannonball or any celebrity.
08:45I was hoping you'd realize that, Tommy.
08:48Uh, what are we talking about again?
08:51Hello, little people.
08:53You may now bask in the blue glow that is...
08:5610 points.
08:57Tell me of Earth. Tell me of Earth. I found it.
08:59Never mind, Dinko.
09:00I'm done trying to change myself just to meet Cannonball.
09:03But Cannonball loves coke soda and he's still low.
09:06Come on.
09:08I guess we won't need this anymore.
09:16Howdy to you now, Greenhorn.
09:18Kindly point me in the direction of the town theater.
09:21That way.
09:22That's just a funky move.
09:23Tell me, do you disco?
09:25Not anymore.
09:26Too bad.
09:27Cowpoke like you could have been my number one fan.
09:29Drive!
09:33Where's my coke soda?
09:34Dinko? Dinko, did you find a sports car yet?