"Wooden Spoons"

You’re the official caretaker of kitchen wood. So, grab that mineral oil and get to work—because heaven forbid your wooden spoon looks anything less than radiant. As you massage oil into your spatula with the dedication of a wood whisperer, remember, this isn’t just kitchen maintenance—it’s an art form. And when you're done, you can bask in the glory of knowing your wooden spoon is glossier than your hair on a good day.