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00:00:00Oh
00:00:30Oh my god!
00:00:32I'm not looking!
00:00:34Come on Patrick, get up man.
00:00:36Get up dude.
00:00:38He's dead.
00:00:40He's not even moving.
00:00:42How you gonna leave that dude alone?
00:00:44He's out.
00:00:46You need to get up before I go Gallagher on the back of your head.
00:00:50Oh!
00:00:52You're supposed to count down so he gets nervous.
00:00:54Don't just knock the shit out of him again.
00:00:56I told that dude I was gonna get him before I shipped out.
00:00:58Man, where you supposed to go? You said I'm big on.
00:01:00Oh man, I had to drop a load.
00:01:02Man, I bet you're gonna get flushed.
00:01:04I tried twice.
00:01:06I still can't believe you're going to the army.
00:01:08I'm gonna be a bad motherfucker when I get back.
00:01:10I'm gonna cut your ass open,
00:01:12dig around a little bit and drop the knife in you.
00:01:14Man, you better get rid of all that before you get in there.
00:01:16All this?
00:01:18That's 100% sexy!
00:01:20No, for real though.
00:01:22I'm gonna send y'all my address
00:01:24and then y'all can holla at me.
00:01:26I'll see y'all later.
00:01:28Man, what you gonna do about this?
00:01:30I got something for you.
00:01:32Wait, wait a minute.
00:01:38What are you doing?
00:01:40Oh, no!
00:01:42Oh my God!
00:01:56What's the matter with you?
00:02:16You're gonna love this job.
00:02:22What the hell's the matter with you?
00:02:24What are you doing?
00:02:25Nothing.
00:02:26You gotta talk all the time?
00:02:28Well, normal people don't, but you do.
00:02:35Oops.
00:02:42You know how long it is out here working already?
00:02:45You want to make time go by twice as slow by not talking?
00:02:47I feel like we're being losers or something.
00:02:50Like we're not doing what we're supposed to be doing.
00:02:53What more do you want to do?
00:02:55I mean, right now, this is where we are.
00:02:58You're taking classes at UAM during the summer.
00:03:01You have this summer job, so I mean...
00:03:03I know, I've got all this.
00:03:05We've got all this, and we're going to what, UAM?
00:03:08Which is pretty much 13th grade.
00:03:10Yeah, but it's a good place to get your basics out of the way,
00:03:12and it only matters where you graduate from.
00:03:16I don't know, I just...
00:03:17I just feel like I was destined for great things,
00:03:19and I'm not doing anything,
00:03:20and I feel like everyone who is supposed to do something,
00:03:22they get to start young,
00:03:24like Mozart and Newton and Alexander and all of them.
00:03:27Not that I'm trying to compare myself to them.
00:03:29What about Einstein?
00:03:31I mean, he didn't do good in school.
00:03:34He ended up working in a patent office.
00:03:39And Orville Redenbacher,
00:03:40he didn't discover the whole popcorn thing until he was like 50.
00:03:44Orville Redenbacher?
00:03:46Dude, you know who he is, don't you?
00:03:48No, I'm not saying anything.
00:03:49Orville Redenbacher, that's my new hero.
00:03:51That's my inspiration for now on.
00:03:53Besides, man, I've always felt like our friends were supposed to work together.
00:03:56We're such a tight-knit group of people,
00:03:58and we have the same interests.
00:04:00I mean, I just see us working in the same city,
00:04:03living all in the same community,
00:04:06and design like this really awesome video game or something.
00:04:11Yeah, that'd be cool.
00:04:12Really?
00:04:13Well, just forget about it then.
00:04:15What?
00:04:16What?
00:04:18Well, how about me sharing my vision for our friends
00:04:22and something we can actually do,
00:04:24and you just saying, yeah, that's cool.
00:04:26Yeah, it's cool and everything.
00:04:27I'm just saying, like, think about it.
00:04:28Most of our friends came in ironing their own clothes.
00:04:30How are we going to get them to code a video game?
00:04:32What do you think I'm going to school for right now?
00:04:34Hey, you're going to school,
00:04:35but you're, like, doing, like, that basic website stuff.
00:04:37This is, like, bigger.
00:04:39It's coding.
00:04:41It's computer coding.
00:04:42It's the same thing.
00:04:43I mean, we have books, Internet.
00:04:45We just need to commit to this and back each other up,
00:04:48and we stick with it.
00:04:51Do you really think we can do this?
00:04:56Shovel shake on it.
00:05:03That's what I'm talking about.
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:08What the fuck, man?
00:05:09I shot him in the head five fucking times.
00:05:11This is bullshit.
00:05:13Did you hear what I said?
00:05:15About the game?
00:05:17Yeah, that's cool and all.
00:05:19What?
00:05:21I think you're underestimating the work
00:05:23that's going to go into something like that.
00:05:25Yeah, I know, but me and Gavin,
00:05:27we got all the books, we got PDF files,
00:05:29we got tutorials.
00:05:31I know Gavin means well in all that,
00:05:33but you know him as well as I do.
00:05:34He's hot and heavy into one thing, one minute,
00:05:36and three weeks later he drops it or something.
00:05:38I know, but I just feel like this time
00:05:39he's more serious about it,
00:05:40because all the stuff we've done is pretty...
00:05:42What the fuck?
00:05:43Yeah, Austin, yeah, throw fucking grenades, dude.
00:05:45It's all you can fucking do.
00:05:47You know you can't kill me out in the open, bitch.
00:05:53What's up?
00:05:54What the hell?
00:05:56What are you doing here?
00:05:57Dude, y'all are still doing the same shit.
00:06:00Well, I'm sorry about what happened.
00:06:02What are you talking about?
00:06:03About you and Christina breaking up.
00:06:05We didn't break up.
00:06:06Oh, man, I just assumed
00:06:09this was the first time I'd seen you in four months.
00:06:11You got jokes.
00:06:12Tell you what, y'all do something besides this,
00:06:14and I might show up more often.
00:06:16What do you want?
00:06:17It's War in Arkansas.
00:06:18You got that big-ass pool outside,
00:06:20and you're in here playing fucking video games.
00:06:21Okay, we'll go swimming.
00:06:23If Oscar shows up without a shirt on,
00:06:25it's on your conscience, though.
00:06:26That's cool.
00:06:27What the hell, man?
00:06:28What the hell?
00:06:29So where's Fatass?
00:06:31He's over there in a chair.
00:06:33Oh, snap, dude.
00:06:34I forgot that dude was going into the military.
00:06:36You'd think someone would call me whenever he was leaving.
00:06:38Dude, it was my fault.
00:06:40I forgot you existed.
00:06:42You get a girlfriend.
00:06:43We'll see how you act.
00:06:44Dude, who am I supposed to date?
00:06:46There's nobody here.
00:06:47Every girl over, like, the age of 18
00:06:48is, like, married with three kids,
00:06:50and then all the other girls
00:06:52are going out of the deer can
00:06:53and hook up with everybody in a camouflaged hat.
00:06:55Beggars can't be choosers, dude.
00:06:56I want you to bring Christina over.
00:06:58I want to see all the hypes about it.
00:06:59She says she knows you.
00:07:00She knows me.
00:07:01What's your last name?
00:07:02Zane.
00:07:03Zane.
00:07:04Must be German.
00:07:05Of course.
00:07:07What the fuck is Oscar doing in the bathroom playing Halo?
00:07:10I don't know.
00:07:11He said he had to play on his own TV.
00:07:12He's right, man.
00:07:13Hey, so close the fucking door,
00:07:14or you'll fuck me up, you cunt.
00:07:19Dude, we're not going to win.
00:07:20Calm down.
00:07:21I don't give a shit, man.
00:07:22I can't kill anybody.
00:07:24Don't give a shit, dude.
00:07:25I'd fucking kill myself, I swear to God.
00:07:31We got an open spot if you want to play.
00:07:36Promise I won't be suicidal.
00:07:38You promise?
00:07:40For real?
00:07:47I know there's one of those situations
00:07:49where it's so embarrassing,
00:07:50you want to walk away, but you can't.
00:07:52Because you're in the situation.
00:07:54So he just kept guessing what her middle name was
00:07:56the entire time.
00:07:57Anytime I tried to talk,
00:07:58he'd just steal my words like some kind of word thief.
00:08:00Like, my words just entered his mouth.
00:08:02You should have known better
00:08:03than to try to pick up girls with him around.
00:08:05Well, I don't have to worry about that anymore.
00:08:08I don't have to worry about that anymore
00:08:09after the other night.
00:08:10What happened?
00:08:11What happened?
00:08:12He got a straw up his ass.
00:08:14What happened?
00:08:15If you're going to remember one night,
00:08:16remember that night.
00:08:17Okay?
00:08:18And you were there.
00:08:19You saw this.
00:08:20Man, you should have said that night,
00:08:22not the other night.
00:08:23Oh, that night.
00:08:24Yeah, the night of infamy.
00:08:26So after that night,
00:08:27I don't have to worry about that anymore.
00:08:29So what'd she do?
00:08:30She just kept trying to act like everything was normal.
00:08:32That's what girls are.
00:08:33Turns out her name was Geraldo.
00:08:36Who the fuck names their kid Geraldo for a middle name,
00:08:38if it's a girl?
00:08:39Or a guy.
00:08:40Man, friends are the worst cock blocks of all.
00:08:42You know that.
00:08:43I know, but why?
00:08:44It doesn't make any sense.
00:08:45All right, imagine how jealous people are
00:08:47when you have a woman and they don't.
00:08:50Amplify that by five,
00:08:51and you got your friends.
00:08:52So...
00:08:54Well, he thought he had her in the palm of his hand.
00:08:58Yeah, he got something else in the palm of his hand now.
00:09:00Yeah.
00:09:01Half the time, they don't even know what they're doing.
00:09:03Okay?
00:09:04That's why you gotta get them along as soon as possible
00:09:06to avoid that stuff.
00:09:07I don't know, but how do you do it without being awkward?
00:09:09Man, what I would do,
00:09:11is just be like,
00:09:12hey, won't you come check out my stamp collection?
00:09:14And then when she walks through the door,
00:09:16I say, yeah,
00:09:17you know, it's just right on the other side of the bed.
00:09:19It fell down between the cracks.
00:09:20I want you to get that for me.
00:09:21What, did they fall for it?
00:09:23Well, did they ever thought, like,
00:09:24you didn't have a stamp collection?
00:09:25I mean, like, did you actually have one?
00:09:26Yeah, they knew while we were in there.
00:09:27What do you think if she's like,
00:09:28where's your 1932 vintage Benjamin Franklin?
00:09:30And then she's all disappointed.
00:09:32No.
00:09:33Before she even realizes we're already making out.
00:09:35I'm glad we went over this.
00:09:36Glad we talked.
00:09:37Anyway, I got something to take your mind off
00:09:38all that business.
00:09:40If I can get it out.
00:09:44Visual C sharp.
00:09:45What the hell is this?
00:09:46It's what we're gonna be coding for the next few months.
00:09:49Did you tell me
00:09:51how I'm ever gonna understand any of this?
00:09:54I got every book the library has on coding.
00:09:57I've got e-books, tutorials, already emailed to you.
00:10:00This thing is rolling.
00:10:02I guess in two weeks I'll be speaking in binary code.
00:10:05That's awesome.
00:10:06Do you know what the hell we're making?
00:10:08Well, I got a lot more details on, like,
00:10:10the project specifics
00:10:11and I also want to get some feedback from you,
00:10:12but I got an AP test right now, so.
00:10:14Well, if you don't have anything else better to do
00:10:16and you don't, come by.
00:10:17All right, man.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:19Holler at me, buddy.
00:10:22The fuck?
00:10:23I'll see you at the pool party.
00:10:24Maybe.
00:10:28Come on.
00:10:51Whoa!
00:10:52Wow.
00:10:58Oh!
00:10:59Dude, what the hell was that?
00:11:01I don't know.
00:11:02What the hell are those?
00:11:04Awesome?
00:11:05Ugh, listen.
00:11:06You gotta go home and change.
00:11:07I can't let you swim here in good conscience.
00:11:09Dude, you're just jealous.
00:11:10Yeah, whatever, Swiss Family Robinson.
00:11:12Oh, ha-ha.
00:11:13You think that's funny.
00:11:14You ain't laughed in a week.
00:11:15Well, if you said something funny, I would laugh.
00:11:17I like her.
00:11:18Take her.
00:11:28I knew you'd come someday.
00:11:30Dude, I don't even want to hear that shit.
00:11:32You know how much I gotta put up with?
00:11:33What, Julie?
00:11:34Say as easy as that was to guess.
00:11:37Well, I guess you just wanted to break up with her for the game.
00:11:40I might.
00:11:41What, are you being serious?
00:11:42Yeah.
00:11:43You know how much of a distraction girls are?
00:11:45Freaking taking up all my time.
00:11:47What are you gonna say?
00:11:48I'm sorry, Julie.
00:11:49You're too much of a distraction.
00:11:50It'd be the truth.
00:11:51I mean, you saw where she was acting the other day anyway.
00:11:54The entire time at the pool, she wouldn't socialize with anybody.
00:11:57Yeah, probably because you were molesting her the whole time.
00:11:59What can I say?
00:12:02I don't know.
00:12:03I thought you were in love with her.
00:12:05Sometimes you have to give up stuff you love to get things done.
00:12:08I mean, it's not just her.
00:12:09I'm giving up everything, you know?
00:12:11I'm like, I'm giving up cell phones, computers, internet.
00:12:14I mean, I need to focus on my schoolwork.
00:12:16I need to focus on, you know, my artwork.
00:12:19And most importantly, this project.
00:12:21Yeah, whatever.
00:12:22Man, how much work do you think Da Vinci would have got done with all his distractions?
00:12:25Friends busting in all the time, playing Halo, cell phones, internet.
00:12:28I'm just trying to imagine Leonardo Da Vinci playing Halo.
00:12:31Shut up, you know what I'm saying.
00:12:33How much work do you think he would have got done?
00:12:35I don't know, I guess not much.
00:12:36Try zero.
00:12:37I mean, you never would have heard of him.
00:12:39I mean, we have to take drastic measures to get things done.
00:12:42I guess we'll just have to live like a hermit if that's what it takes.
00:12:45Well, how much have you got done since you started this whole new experiment?
00:12:49Truthfully?
00:12:50I haven't got anything done yet because I just started it.
00:12:53I mean, that's what this whole week is supposed to be about, is me getting it set up.
00:12:56Probably about next week, you're going to come to my room.
00:12:59Nada.
00:13:00White walls, a bed, and some art supplies.
00:13:04Hey, you cocks.
00:13:06What y'all doing?
00:13:07We're just working on this video game.
00:13:10Hey, man, you should come check this show that I found.
00:13:12It reflects lightning and absorbs fire, dude.
00:13:14I'm trying to get some of this stuff done, get some ideas,
00:13:16at least down on paper.
00:13:17That's fucked up.
00:13:18All right, man.
00:13:19Man, what is that?
00:13:21It's some letter from Travis whining about boot camp.
00:13:24Whining?
00:13:25I don't know.
00:13:26I'm going to send him a letter.
00:13:27You haven't written him a letter yet?
00:13:28It's only been like a week.
00:13:30Still, man.
00:13:31Worst friend ever.
00:13:37I don't know, man.
00:13:38I just, I guess I'm just having a hard time focusing here.
00:13:41There's so many distractions.
00:13:43I think I'm just going to check out that shield Oscar was talking about.
00:13:45Plus that game's got some kick.
00:13:46Well, you haven't got anything done.
00:13:47That's why I got my room set up anyway.
00:13:49I work better by myself.
00:13:50The whole experiment, the whole idea behind the room
00:13:52is to see how much I can get done in that environment.
00:13:55So I'll just do it when I get home.
00:14:05Knock, knock.
00:14:06Hey, what's up, man?
00:14:07Look at these boots.
00:14:14Hey.
00:14:15I know your words.
00:14:27What the shit, man?
00:14:28Woo!
00:14:29Ultimate combo.
00:14:30Bull fucking shit.
00:14:31I was blocking.
00:14:32I know, man.
00:14:33What the shit?
00:14:34Man, that's what the fuck's wrong with this damn game.
00:14:36They take all this bullshit out.
00:14:38Who the fuck are you?
00:14:39Who the fuck are you?
00:14:40I know, man, but fireballs and teleporting,
00:14:42that all makes a lot of sense, right?
00:14:44Here, man.
00:14:45What?
00:14:46It's my turn.
00:14:47What are you talking about?
00:14:48I won.
00:14:49I know, but you know damn well that dude's not going to hand me
00:14:51his controller after he loses.
00:14:52Hell no.
00:14:53Not until I beat this motherfucker.
00:14:54Fine.
00:14:55I got to pee anyway.
00:14:56Here.
00:14:57Here.
00:14:58I'm giving it to you.
00:14:59Hold on a minute.
00:15:00Shut up.
00:15:01Damn.
00:15:02Please don't say that.
00:15:03Say what?
00:15:04Shut up.
00:15:05Christine said it.
00:15:06Shut up.
00:15:07Christine said it.
00:15:08Shut up.
00:15:09Shut up.
00:15:10Christine said it all the fucking time.
00:15:11Man, dude, you're not going to last a fucking week
00:15:12with that kind of mind.
00:15:13Why don't you start dating somebody else?
00:15:15Good idea, dude.
00:15:16Get a girl on a rebound.
00:15:17It's not like you have to fucking marry her.
00:15:19You start dating some girl and get your mind off her
00:15:22and have some fun.
00:15:23Man, nobody's going to get my mind off that girl.
00:15:25Man, that's what you always think after a breakup.
00:15:27Trust me.
00:15:28There's no girls.
00:15:29Welcome to my world.
00:15:30Move.
00:15:31Hey, man.
00:15:32Shit, you should be trying to talk to Lauren Roberts.
00:15:35She's pretty fucking hot.
00:15:36Man, how old is she?
00:15:37She's 16.
00:15:3816?
00:15:3917?
00:15:40Yeah, she's 17.
00:15:41She's doable.
00:15:42You know what?
00:15:43It really disturbs me that you know this.
00:15:44Dude, I saw her at Piglet Weekly.
00:15:45She is hot.
00:15:46Good job, man.
00:15:47You want me to date an almost 17-year-old?
00:15:48That's how y'all are.
00:15:49Y'all already next door.
00:15:50Y'all get someone young.
00:15:51Then y'all can have complete control
00:15:53over the rest of their life.
00:15:55Or y'all marry y'all cousins.
00:15:57Let me think about it.
00:15:58You got the older guy thing going for you.
00:16:00And how hard is it for a girl to get over her first love?
00:16:04So basically you want me to be a child molester?
00:16:06Hey, man.
00:16:08Please.
00:16:09Go back now.
00:16:10It doesn't matter anyway.
00:16:11I can't date these white girls anymore.
00:16:13What about that foreign exchange student from Portugal?
00:16:15What did I just tell you?
00:16:17She's close to 19.
00:16:19As a matter of fact, she's 19.
00:16:21It's just that they start school late.
00:16:23Some shit like that.
00:16:25They start either later.
00:16:27Plus, she's Portuguese.
00:16:28Who gives a fuck, man?
00:16:30I appreciate what y'all are trying to do and all.
00:16:33But look, what happened happened for a reason.
00:16:35And you never know.
00:16:36We might get back together or not.
00:16:38I really don't even care.
00:16:39I just don't want to talk about this anymore.
00:16:40What did you even break up for?
00:16:42It's Comcad, dude.
00:16:43Like I said, drop it.
00:16:44Fuck yeah.
00:16:45I got to go back.
00:16:46I figured it out.
00:16:47I'm too fucking good.
00:16:48I'm too damn good.
00:16:49I'm just going to start mashing buttons and shit.
00:16:51I swear to God.
00:16:52I need you to catch on.
00:16:54No, I'm going to mash them.
00:16:55Watch this shit.
00:16:57Oh my God.
00:16:59What the fuck?
00:17:01I'm Christina.
00:17:03Look at me.
00:17:05I'm Christina.
00:17:07I'm just trying to help Lucas out.
00:17:09Dude, you call this helping me?
00:17:11Yeah, because next time you see Christina, you're going to think,
00:17:13I'm Christina.
00:17:15Oh my God.
00:17:16All right, man.
00:17:17I'm cured.
00:17:18I'm cured.
00:17:19Get some clothes on.
00:17:23There you go.
00:17:25Have a nice day.
00:17:28Hey, how are you?
00:17:30Pretty good.
00:17:31So what are you doing here?
00:17:32I never see you here.
00:17:33I just used to be like pigly wiggly like five times a day.
00:17:35Cashier thinks I've got a crush on her, so I just come in here.
00:17:37Oh, okay.
00:17:39You've been working out?
00:17:40You're looking big.
00:17:41No, I just work tire shirts and look like that.
00:17:43I see.
00:17:46I meant since like the last time I saw you.
00:17:48What?
00:17:49You saw me like two weeks ago.
00:17:50No, I mean since high school.
00:17:52I remember you from high school.
00:17:54Are you sure you went to high school with me?
00:17:55No, I forgot.
00:17:56Someone was too cool to remember me from high school.
00:17:58You're so small.
00:17:59I guess I just didn't notice you.
00:18:00Blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:18:03Thirteen twelve.
00:18:08So what are you doing tonight?
00:18:09I'm going to see Dark Knight.
00:18:11Really?
00:18:12Nobody invited me.
00:18:14What do you think I'm here for?
00:18:15You think I'm just here to get groceries in a grocery store?
00:18:18Okay, well, call me because I am not doing anything.
00:18:25Here is your change and my phone number.
00:18:30Alright, I'll see if I got time for this.
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:34Right here.
00:18:35Okay.
00:18:42Man, there's no way.
00:18:44No, dude, I'm serious.
00:18:45He's read like every one of them.
00:18:47Return of the King, Two Towers, you name it.
00:18:49Are you talking about that uncle who's got that bootleg board out?
00:18:52No, man.
00:18:53I'm talking about Uncle Ricky.
00:18:54The one that sent all that Vampire Masquerade shit.
00:18:57Yeah.
00:18:58Are you making bootleg Vampire porno?
00:19:02What is so damn funny?
00:19:04That stupid porn your uncle used to have.
00:19:07It was horrible.
00:19:09I feel like he walked up to two people I haven't checked and recorded it.
00:19:12Man, I haven't talked to him in like four years, dude.
00:19:15You don't just hear screaming once.
00:19:17Wait.
00:19:19We got the episode taped at the house.
00:19:21Your gay family should be on tour with Bargain and Bagley.
00:19:24You want to talk, dude.
00:19:26Come over every day, act like you're at work so your dad won't crucify you in his damn chicken house.
00:19:31You're cocked.
00:19:43Surprise!
00:19:44Gotcha.
00:19:45What are you doing?
00:19:47This is how I hug everybody on movie night.
00:19:49Come over here, you boo-boo.
00:19:51I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
00:19:53Come on, guys, we got to go.
00:19:54Movie's going to start in 20 minutes.
00:19:55Your house is so Victorian.
00:19:57Yeah, well said.
00:19:58You want to show me inside?
00:19:59You want to see the tour?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01No, you can show your parents' house later, man.
00:20:02Come on, we got to go.
00:20:03I don't want to miss preview.
00:20:04You all right, man?
00:20:05No, I'm good.
00:20:06Let's go.
00:20:07All right.
00:20:08See you guys after, man.
00:20:13Hello.
00:20:14What happens when your everyday ninja becomes an assassin?
00:20:20An angel assassin.
00:20:23Dude, she's trying to kill us.
00:20:25And you can do that without being an assassin?
00:20:27Me? I'm just a ninja.
00:20:29Ninja assassin.
00:20:31Hey, boy, how much you paying for that?
00:20:34Six dollars.
00:20:36Good God, dude.
00:20:38I can't help with tradition.
00:20:40I don't give a fuck about tradition.
00:20:44I dig too deep.
00:20:47Hey, man, calm down, Lucas.
00:20:49You want to buy my movie tickets?
00:20:52Hey, Lucas.
00:20:53Like a ninja.
00:20:54Lucas.
00:20:55All right, shut up and watch the movie.
00:20:58Peaceful.
00:21:05No, it's still saying error.
00:21:07Dude, check your error list.
00:21:09Can't find color.
00:21:11That's stupid. I got white in there.
00:21:13Yeah, it's case sensitive.
00:21:14Yeah, but that said lowercase w.
00:21:18Oh, my gosh.
00:21:20Do you see what I'm seeing right now?
00:21:22You see this?
00:21:23You see our baby?
00:21:25It looks all right. I mean, it's cool.
00:21:27It's cool?
00:21:28You're not even more excited than that?
00:21:30I mean, it's okay.
00:21:31It's just I do this stuff all the time,
00:21:32so this is really elementary,
00:21:34and we have a long way to go.
00:21:35I don't want to jump the gun about getting excited
00:21:37because I know all the obstacles we still have to overcome.
00:21:39In my third grade mind,
00:21:41this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
00:21:43This is awesome.
00:21:45We've talked about something forever,
00:21:46and now we're finally making it happen.
00:21:47We're excited about actually doing something
00:21:49instead of sitting around talking about it.
00:21:50Man, quit taking away from this.
00:21:52You keep doing that, okay?
00:21:53You think it too much.
00:21:54We're making this happen.
00:21:55We got good grades in summer session,
00:21:57and we got easy weekend jobs.
00:21:59Show them what's on us,
00:22:00and saw an awesome movie last night.
00:22:04You watched a movie last night?
00:22:05Yeah, I saw Dark Knight.
00:22:07You mean I sit at home
00:22:08while you watch Dark Knight last night?
00:22:10Man, I thought you were doing something with Julie.
00:22:13I'm not even going to say anything,
00:22:15and I specifically remember telling you
00:22:17that I was going to break up with her.
00:22:19How am I supposed to know you're going to break up with her
00:22:21that you actually broke up with her?
00:22:24What, are my words empty?
00:22:26Do you not believe me?
00:22:27You think I'm playing?
00:22:29What'd you do?
00:22:30Did you break up with her for the game?
00:22:32That's part of it.
00:22:34I mean, it's not.
00:22:35It's just like the straw, the last straw,
00:22:37because before her, my life was so peaceful.
00:22:40I mean, it's just she's a freaking sucky of us, man.
00:22:44She requires, like, way too much time.
00:22:46It's just too much, man.
00:22:48Well, just don't pull a Lucas.
00:22:50What do you mean?
00:22:51You know when you say you're going to break up with somebody
00:22:53and you don't break up with them?
00:22:55Man, don't tell me that, dude.
00:22:57You came over the other night when we were going to see the movie
00:22:59and you came over with Christina.
00:23:00Oh, my God.
00:23:02That dude is ridiculous.
00:23:04It's like a sick game of tug of war with this dude.
00:23:06I don't know, I just think it's stupid.
00:23:07If you're going to break up with somebody, just end it.
00:23:09Don't just, like, keep going back and forth and stuff.
00:23:12I bet you want him to break up.
00:23:14What?
00:23:16Man.
00:23:19Don't even play.
00:23:20You know you like her.
00:23:21Man, you want to hang out with your zang out.
00:23:23What does that mean?
00:23:25That doesn't even make sense.
00:23:26Man, it makes perfectly good sense.
00:23:27Stop acting like you don't know what I'm talking about.
00:23:29All right, I think she's cool.
00:23:31I like hanging out with her.
00:23:33If something happened, then, okay, I want to hang out with my zang out.
00:23:39I just, I don't know, it just feels weird,
00:23:41like, dating somebody's ex-girlfriend.
00:23:44Yeah, it should feel wrong.
00:23:46It's really wrong.
00:23:48But, I mean, you really like her, really like her.
00:23:52She seems to like you.
00:23:53She flirts a hell of a lot.
00:23:55So, I mean, yeah, you're going to lose a friend for life probably,
00:23:59as sensitive as he is,
00:24:01and it is kind of the golden rule between friends,
00:24:04but I say go for it.
00:24:08I mean, it's like he's my best friend.
00:24:16Hey.
00:24:18Hey.
00:24:20What are you doing?
00:24:22Just playing this game.
00:24:27Is it all right for me to be here?
00:24:29Yeah, what wouldn't be okay for you to be here?
00:24:32I don't know, just sitting there.
00:24:35No, it's okay for you to be here.
00:24:37No, beautiful girl, I do not want you here.
00:24:40I'd much rather play video games by myself.
00:24:47So, where's Mark?
00:24:49He's over at Oscar's.
00:24:52How come you're not over there with them?
00:24:54Because all they do is play video games over there.
00:24:59But you're playing video games right now.
00:25:02Yeah, I know, it's kind of a joke.
00:25:04Shut up.
00:25:09So, earlier when you came in, I was singing a stupid song.
00:25:13I do stuff like that real random sometimes.
00:25:17What song?
00:25:19That stupid song you heard me sing earlier.
00:25:21When you walked in.
00:25:23I didn't hear a song.
00:25:25You didn't hear me sing it?
00:25:27No.
00:25:29Sing it again.
00:25:31I'm not singing it again, you sing it.
00:25:33I don't sing anymore.
00:25:35You used to sing?
00:25:37Yeah.
00:25:39Were you in choir?
00:25:41Second chorus.
00:25:43But you don't sing?
00:25:45No.
00:25:47Then why were you in choir?
00:25:49I don't know.
00:25:51You don't know why you were in choir?
00:25:53No.
00:25:55I thought I was going to sing it again.
00:25:57We're playing a field for you to play.
00:26:00I told Mark to get ready to be a knucklehead.
00:26:03Shut up.
00:26:05Hey, you're in my spot.
00:26:07No, this is my seat.
00:26:09This is my seat.
00:26:11Oh my god, no, I can't.
00:26:19I love playing with your hair.
00:26:21I guess you can play with my hair too.
00:26:24You might like to play with it.
00:26:26I gotta go, bye.
00:26:31So what did you guys do?
00:26:33Nothing.
00:26:37She came over and screwed it all up.
00:26:39All I did was see her talk about video games the entire time.
00:26:42Man, please tell me you're not actually trying to talk to her.
00:26:46Why?
00:26:48It's just kind of fucked up, don't you think?
00:26:51I mean, she broke up, he broke up with her.
00:26:55It doesn't matter, dude.
00:26:58You just don't do something like that, he's your friend.
00:27:05I mean, it doesn't matter anymore, I fucked it up.
00:27:08I mean, I'm not trying to tell you how to run your life or anything like that,
00:27:12but, you know, it's just...
00:27:15I don't know.
00:27:21Hey Sean, can you shoot me the syntax on these global variables?
00:27:24I need to know where to put the brackets.
00:27:27Hmm?
00:27:29Dude, are you even paying attention?
00:27:32I'm that bad?
00:27:34Man, get in the game.
00:27:36You got the pink eye.
00:27:37The what?
00:27:38You got the eye on that pink.
00:27:40Now you won't be able to focus until you get it or get rejected, so...
00:27:44So just call her and get it over with.
00:27:46Can I call her on the phone?
00:27:48I'm gonna ask her out for her first time, I didn't know she had to do that in person.
00:27:52Man, you need some contagious confidence.
00:27:55And the only way you're gonna get that is by putting on that 15-inch penis face.
00:28:00It's over.
00:28:01All right.
00:28:05Well, if that's all there is to it...
00:28:07I'm serious, man.
00:28:08Submodalities.
00:28:10Hey.
00:28:12Um, yeah, I was just seeing what you were doing to see if you were at work or not, and, uh...
00:28:17If you're not working tonight, I was just thinking, uh, maybe you and me should go out and, like, do something.
00:28:22I mean, like, something.
00:28:23I mean, I don't know if it has to be, like, a date or anything.
00:28:25It could just be, like, me and you just, like, going out, just hanging out or something.
00:28:28You know, just having fun, like, you know, like we've done before, you know.
00:28:30If something happens, you know, it happens.
00:28:32I'm not trying to, like, push anything on you.
00:28:34Like, I'm sure, like, you know, you might be dating somebody else, you know.
00:28:37I'm not trying to put, like...
00:28:38I mean, like, I know, like, uh, you might have something to do.
00:28:40I mean, this is really last-minute and stuff.
00:28:42I just thought, you know, of, like, doing something, but, um...
00:28:45If you're, uh...
00:28:47Yeah, if you're busy, uh, then whatever.
00:28:50So, uh, just let me know if...
00:28:52Oh, fuck.
00:28:53Oh, I screwed it up.
00:28:54Yeah, just...
00:28:56If you want to call me back, if you want to do something, just let me know.
00:28:58Hang up.
00:28:59Hang up the fucking phone.
00:29:00All right, bye.
00:29:04Boomshakalaka!
00:29:07You don't even know.
00:29:09I was this close to disowning you right after a double-A drop kicked you out the window.
00:29:13Man, I would disown me if I called like that.
00:29:15You think I'm that bad?
00:29:17All right, drop me off at the grocery store.
00:29:19I have some talking to do.
00:29:20Man, I thought you'd never ask.
00:29:31Hey.
00:29:33Oh, my gosh.
00:29:36Hi.
00:29:38Did you not see me walk in?
00:29:39No.
00:29:40No, because you were behind me.
00:29:41I didn't think you saw me.
00:29:42I didn't.
00:29:43Bored?
00:29:44Very. Extremely.
00:29:45Folding plastic bags?
00:29:46I'm folding a plastic crane.
00:29:48A plastic crane?
00:29:49Uh-huh.
00:29:51Can you make a frog?
00:29:52No.
00:29:53I only do birds.
00:29:55Can you make...
00:29:56No, I only do birds.
00:29:57Okay, never mind.
00:29:58I'm sorry, I asked.
00:29:59So what you want?
00:30:00You gonna buy anything today?
00:30:03You trying to solicit?
00:30:05No, I'm just trying to...
00:30:06You work out commission now?
00:30:07Yes.
00:30:08Okay.
00:30:09No, I'm trying to...
00:30:10There is nobody in here.
00:30:11I'm so bored.
00:30:12Will you buy something?
00:30:13Just buy anything.
00:30:14Buy anything.
00:30:16So...
00:30:18How much longer are you gonna be here?
00:30:20Um...
00:30:21Till nine.
00:30:22Till nine?
00:30:23If I live that long.
00:30:24Are you gonna be...
00:30:25Are you performing here tomorrow?
00:30:27Um...
00:30:28No, actually.
00:30:29What?
00:30:30I'm on hiatus tomorrow.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:32What will you be doing tomorrow?
00:30:35I just thought that maybe...
00:30:36Shh.
00:30:39Follow me.
00:30:40Bring the bird.
00:30:42Okay.
00:30:43You wanna call it a day?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Oh, just that.
00:30:46I fell once.
00:30:48Once.
00:30:49Twice.
00:30:51Let's converse.
00:30:54Okay.
00:30:56So, you're gonna think this is like really weird,
00:30:58but yesterday I was so talking about you
00:31:00with a friend of mine.
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:04Well, you probably know him.
00:31:06Um...
00:31:07Randy.
00:31:08Randy?
00:31:09Yeah.
00:31:10Randy who?
00:31:12Randy McCullough?
00:31:14The one and only?
00:31:16The guy that got so drugged out he told everybody
00:31:18he was Jesus Christ walking down the street?
00:31:20No.
00:31:21The guy that's 12 years older?
00:31:22No, he was just...
00:31:2313 years older?
00:31:24No, it was just a joke.
00:31:25It was just...
00:31:26He wasn't drugged out.
00:31:27He was drunk.
00:31:28I was there.
00:31:29Well...
00:31:30Oh, come on.
00:31:31I just don't see you hanging out with him.
00:31:35I mean...
00:31:36Whatever.
00:31:37I'm not trying to talk about it with your friend or something.
00:31:39No, I mean, he's just a friend of mine.
00:31:40I mean, don't be mad.
00:31:41I mean, we're not...
00:31:43We're not going out.
00:31:44We're just friends.
00:31:45I'm not mad.
00:31:46Okay.
00:31:47Then don't act mad.
00:31:49I'm not acting mad.
00:31:50Okay, okay.
00:31:51I'm smiling.
00:31:52My teeth are showing.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:54Just drop it.
00:31:57So...
00:31:59Um...
00:32:02What are you doing?
00:32:05So you said you weren't doing anything tomorrow?
00:32:07No.
00:32:08I mean...
00:32:09I was just going to say, if you're not doing anything tomorrow,
00:32:11I think, uh...
00:32:12I mean, we could do something.
00:32:14Well, I sort of have to hang out with my mom and sister tomorrow.
00:32:19Well, I mean, like...
00:32:20I mean...
00:32:21What time are you, like, getting back or, like, going in the morning?
00:32:22No, we're...
00:32:23We're going to go have lunch first.
00:32:24And then...
00:32:26Head down that way.
00:32:28And then spend a couple hours there.
00:32:31And then probably go have dinner.
00:32:32Because it takes so long to get back.
00:32:35So...
00:32:36Okay, well...
00:32:37So I probably won't be back till late.
00:32:39Okay.
00:32:40So...
00:32:42Well, if you have to hang out with him tomorrow...
00:32:43If I have to hang out with him tomorrow, then...
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:45Are you mad?
00:32:46No, I'm not mad.
00:32:48You sound mad.
00:32:50How do I sound mad?
00:32:51I'm not, like, angry.
00:32:52I'm not getting loud with you or something.
00:32:53Okay.
00:32:54Okay.
00:32:55Well...
00:32:56Have fun hanging out with your family.
00:32:59And, uh...
00:33:00I think I messed this thing up a little bit.
00:33:02That might be good.
00:33:04Well...
00:33:05Okay.
00:33:06I mean, call me.
00:33:07Call me.
00:33:08We'll plan something another time.
00:33:10Okay.
00:33:11I mean, it's not like tomorrow's the only day...
00:33:13Yeah, I...
00:33:14Left in the universe.
00:33:15I know, I was just...
00:33:16I was just saying...
00:33:18Okay?
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:24I'm taking this.
00:33:26Okay.
00:33:41Hello?
00:33:44You see this?
00:33:46This just looks like somebody...
00:33:47Who just picked up a girl.
00:33:48Who just got a date.
00:33:50She said she has to spend time with her family tomorrow.
00:33:54Dude, that is so much bullshit.
00:33:55I know!
00:33:56I let her know when I was talking to her.
00:33:57I let her know that I don't believe it.
00:34:00She...
00:34:01She lives at home.
00:34:02That's what I'm saying!
00:34:06Did you do the 15 inch thing?
00:34:07Yes.
00:34:09You know why it didn't work?
00:34:11Because you have shorts on.
00:34:12Start the fucking car.
00:34:15Is my misery fun?
00:34:16Alright, I'm going to take you to our house.
00:34:17You can throw rocks at our window.
00:34:19Oh, yeah.
00:34:20I'll take you to the barbell room.
00:34:21Okay, no.
00:34:22You can really just drive me home.
00:34:34I wasn't in the stupid group that, uh...
00:34:36Travis tried to start in 6th grade.
00:34:38What?
00:34:39Remember that stupid group he tried to start after he supposedly had sex with that Vicky Stanley girl?
00:34:45Oh, uh...
00:34:47You mean...
00:34:48The Lay Leprechauns?
00:34:49Yes!
00:34:51Remember they had that stupid clover leaf and the double L on the Trapper Keepers?
00:34:53Yes.
00:34:56Oh, gosh.
00:34:57You just not writing him a letter?
00:34:58You just sent me one like three weeks ago.
00:35:01So, I've already sent you like four.
00:35:03Four letters?
00:35:04Four letters?
00:35:06That's kind of gay.
00:35:08What I think is kind of gay is when you have a girl come over and the whole time all you do is talk about video games.
00:35:13That's not what we talked about.
00:35:14That's not what I heard.
00:35:16What, you talked to her?
00:35:18Yeah, I saw her at the gas station.
00:35:20Seriously, that's what she said about me?
00:35:22Dude...
00:35:24Quit being so defensive.
00:35:25I'm just messing with you.
00:35:26I'm not being defensive.
00:35:27Whatever.
00:35:29Are we already out of golden grams?
00:35:31I don't know.
00:35:32Call mom and tell her to pick some up.
00:35:34So, y'all talked about me?
00:35:36I mean, y'all talked and stuff?
00:35:38So...
00:35:39Yeah, a little bit.
00:35:40What'd she say?
00:35:42She said you came over, asked her out.
00:35:46And?
00:35:47And, well, what did she tell you?
00:35:49She said you had to spend time with her family or something.
00:35:52Well, what time was she going to come by?
00:35:54I don't know.
00:35:55Probably like 7 or something.
00:35:57Wouldn't you just want to be prepared?
00:35:59If she does come by?
00:36:01Well, what if I'm all dressed up and she doesn't show up?
00:36:03Well, what if she does show up and you're not prepared?
00:36:05Wouldn't it make you look even worse?
00:36:07Well, wouldn't I feel more of a loser if I'm all dressed up?
00:36:09Well, why don't you just go get ready?
00:36:11Because she's coming over.
00:36:12That's what she told me, alright?
00:36:14That's all I had to say.
00:36:19Not your mom.
00:36:21I'm not your mom.
00:36:22I'm not your mom.
00:36:24Knock knock.
00:36:25Who's there?
00:36:26Wooden.
00:36:27Wooden who?
00:36:29Wouldn't you like to go out with me, woman?
00:36:31No.
00:36:32Are you trying to hit on my date?
00:36:34I'm entertaining your guest.
00:36:35Yeah, you ready?
00:36:37I don't know if you want to hear more knock knock jokes or not.
00:36:38Let's go.
00:36:39Alright, I got another one.
00:36:40No, you don't.
00:36:41Knock knock.
00:36:42No.
00:36:43Ether.
00:36:44Bye.
00:36:45Ether Bunny.
00:36:50Knock knock.
00:36:51Who's there?
00:36:52Consumption.
00:36:53Consumption who?
00:36:54Can consumption be done about these jokes?
00:37:07Crap, I forgot.
00:37:09Okay, I guess you got it.
00:37:19You okay?
00:37:20Yeah.
00:37:21You like to ask that a lot, don't you?
00:37:23Ask what?
00:37:24If I'm okay, if I'm alright or something.
00:37:27Sorry, just asking.
00:37:29I'm ready to paint the town red.
00:37:31Paint the town what?
00:37:33You never heard of that?
00:37:34No.
00:37:35Some stupid old saying.
00:37:37Well, you're going to learn what it is tonight.
00:37:39Because we're fixing to go bowling.
00:37:41No, I hate bowling.
00:37:43You don't like bowling?
00:37:44Anything but bowling.
00:37:45What, you want to watch a movie?
00:37:47No.
00:37:49You don't like bowling or a movie?
00:37:54Alright, well.
00:37:56What do you want to do?
00:38:00I mean, I've dated and stuff.
00:38:02I just, I guess I was a late bloomer.
00:38:04And every other girl was always in a relationship.
00:38:07Already all the good ones at least.
00:38:09Why do you want to date me?
00:38:11Why?
00:38:13Because I think you're fun and pretty and smart.
00:38:19What?
00:38:21What do you think is pretty about me?
00:38:23What's sexy about me?
00:38:25I think you have a really pretty face.
00:38:29I don't know, I'm not like a poet.
00:38:31I'm not going to be able to describe it.
00:38:33It's like the best perfection.
00:38:35I think you have a nice cheekbone structure.
00:38:37Why do guys always say that?
00:38:39What, you don't like your cheekbones?
00:38:41No, I mean, they're fine.
00:38:43But I don't like it when people say,
00:38:45I like your cheekbones.
00:38:46It's boring.
00:38:48I don't know, I think you have really pretty feet.
00:38:50I like my feet.
00:38:54I don't know what else to like.
00:38:56I like, um, I like your breasts.
00:39:04Yeah, I like them too.
00:39:06They're a nice size for me, I think.
00:39:09Okay.
00:39:11What about my eyes?
00:39:13You don't even fish for compliments.
00:39:14Well, I mean, these are the things
00:39:16that you're supposed to ask on first dates.
00:39:18I don't know, I feel like I'm supposed to give you
00:39:20some long story about how beautiful
00:39:22and romantic your eyes are, but I've never,
00:39:24I think they're nice, I just never
00:39:26really notice anything.
00:39:28I don't know.
00:39:30I can't tell you some kind of stupid line
00:39:32like every other guy would say.
00:39:34But most guys like my eyes.
00:39:36Most guys are full of shit.
00:39:39I'm downtown.
00:39:40I'm downtown.
00:39:43Pathetic.
00:39:45Oh, kind of like your attempt to get with Christina
00:39:47the other night?
00:39:49What are you talking about?
00:39:51What am I talking about?
00:39:53Hey, two dates, no kiss.
00:39:55Okay, man, I already told him
00:39:57it was nothing but friend zone all the fucking way.
00:39:59You shut up, it's not friend zone.
00:40:01Man, y'all don't see anything wrong
00:40:03with this at all.
00:40:05I already told you about that
00:40:07about dating some damn Asians.
00:40:08I broke up with her,
00:40:10and he's dating some new girl
00:40:12from Portugal, Elena,
00:40:14so I don't see what the big deal is.
00:40:16He's already moved.
00:40:18I haven't seen that dude once.
00:40:20This is true.
00:40:22There's one thing I don't understand, though, still.
00:40:24Two dates, no kiss.
00:40:26I hate to say it, but friend zone.
00:40:28You too.
00:40:30E too, brute.
00:40:32Seriously, man, did you even try making a move?
00:40:34I tried making a move,
00:40:36but me being so tall and her being so short
00:40:38and me being the tallest person here,
00:40:40I think I have a right to speak.
00:40:42Well, speak quickly.
00:40:44Okay, so when I'm over there trying to make a move,
00:40:46I go in for like the hug at the end of it.
00:40:48She's so short,
00:40:50and with me being so tall,
00:40:52when I try to go in, it's too awkward
00:40:54because her face down here, up here,
00:40:56I have to go like this.
00:40:58Still, you can position yourself in a certain way.
00:41:00No, no, I already got a plan.
00:41:02What I want to do is, next time,
00:41:04we're going to go out towards the steps,
00:41:06and I'm going to walk ahead in the steps
00:41:08so then when I come in for the hug,
00:41:10we'll be around the same height,
00:41:12and then I can go in and I can kiss her,
00:41:14like that, that easy.
00:41:16Oh, no, that's not awkward at all.
00:41:18It's not awkward to corral her at the end of the stairs,
00:41:20keep her from leaving your house.
00:41:22I've never heard so much planning for a kiss in my life.
00:41:24This is why you're a virgin, okay?
00:41:26Whatever.
00:41:28Well, whatever you do,
00:41:30you better make it happen tonight.
00:41:32I don't know, like when we're hanging out,
00:41:34it almost feels like awkward to try to make a move
00:41:36because what we're doing is just,
00:41:38we're trying to make a move.
00:41:40You know what I mean?
00:41:42The other night, she had a dream she had sex with me.
00:41:44People have dreams about having sex with everybody.
00:41:46Hell, I had a dream about having sex
00:41:48with a six-foot bird after it saved me
00:41:50from falling off a cliff.
00:41:52I was running from a rabid squirrel.
00:41:54What does that mean?
00:41:56What the fuck are you talking about?
00:41:58This ain't about me.
00:42:00No, it's about you now.
00:42:02This whole topic, this whole conversation
00:42:04has now shifted to you.
00:42:06Man, you'd be so lucky.
00:42:08This has been a long time coming.
00:42:10I was this close to letting you borrow my girlfriend.
00:42:14That's not condescending at all.
00:42:16Whatever, man.
00:42:18You got your ethics, I got mine.
00:42:20What are you talking about?
00:42:22You dated your cousin.
00:42:24No, I didn't.
00:42:26Lacey Woodall.
00:42:28Man, she's like my third cousin, dude.
00:42:30Once it gets that far, it don't matter.
00:42:32Hey, I told you, don't even worry about all this.
00:42:34All this ain't nothing but training.
00:42:36Kind of like, you know,
00:42:38you get the worst advice.
00:42:40At least I got some advice.
00:42:42Fuck.
00:42:46Yeah, man, I mean, that looks cool,
00:42:48but I don't think I really got time to learn
00:42:50all that coding and all that kind of stuff.
00:42:52No, don't worry about the technical side.
00:42:54We just need y'all's help
00:42:56on the more artistic side
00:42:58and some of the debugging
00:43:00and the beta testing and stuff like that.
00:43:02We're going to take care of all the C-sharp
00:43:04and the coding.
00:43:06Hey, what's that blue thing right there?
00:43:08Come in.
00:43:10Isn't it the blue thing?
00:43:12It's the image.
00:43:14What we just spent the last 30 minutes doing.
00:43:16It's a spaceship?
00:43:18Hey.
00:43:20Hey, what are y'all doing?
00:43:22Working on this game.
00:43:24I love that shirt.
00:43:26Thanks. You want one?
00:43:28Yeah, I want that one.
00:43:30Right now.
00:43:33Crazy.
00:43:35I gotta check my pager.
00:43:37I gotta check my pager.
00:43:42Did you just get off work?
00:43:44You want to go to my room?
00:43:46For what?
00:43:48I'm going to go look at my stamp collection.
00:43:50You have a stamp collection?
00:43:52Yeah.
00:43:54When did you get a stamp collection?
00:43:56Like rubber stamps?
00:43:58Like all kinds of stamps.
00:44:00How come we've never heard about this?
00:44:02I've had it for a while. Don't worry about it.
00:44:04Why do you have a stamp collection?
00:44:06I've had it.
00:44:08It's gay.
00:44:11Why are you so worried about it?
00:44:13I'll show you in a little bit.
00:44:25Where is it?
00:44:27I want to see it.
00:44:29I don't have it. I lied about it.
00:44:31Oh.
00:44:33I really wanted to see your stamp collection.
00:44:34Yeah, I know. That's so sad for it.
00:44:36No, what's really sad is if you actually had one.
00:44:38Yeah, I know.
00:44:41So why'd you say you had a stamp collection?
00:44:43Well, I mean, if that's what I gotta do to get us a loan, then...
00:44:46Why do you want us a loan?
00:44:49I thought you wanted to be alone, so that's why you came over.
00:44:52Oh, I just stopped by after work real quick.
00:44:57Okay.
00:44:59What's this?
00:45:01I don't know.
00:45:03It's on some second grade field trip.
00:45:05They had us, like, get a dollar's worth of change and it froze in some kind of cube.
00:45:09You okay?
00:45:12Yeah.
00:45:14Anyway.
00:45:16I gotta go.
00:45:18I have class and then I have work tomorrow, so...
00:45:21Well, I got you something.
00:45:23Thanks.
00:45:26Oh!
00:45:28I'm sorry.
00:45:30Sorry, too.
00:45:32What are you doing?
00:45:34Well, I'm standing here.
00:45:36Are you trying to block me?
00:45:38Yes. I don't ever want you to leave.
00:45:41Okay.
00:45:48What?
00:45:51You bit my lip.
00:45:53Sorry.
00:45:55Well, I mean, did you not want me to kiss you?
00:45:58No. I mean...
00:46:00I don't know.
00:46:02Since you bit my lip, you didn't want me to kiss you.
00:46:05What are you talking about?
00:46:07I don't know.
00:46:09I guess I'll screw you up.
00:46:11Don't feel bad about it.
00:46:13I mean, it's good that you did that.
00:46:15I did what?
00:46:17You made the move.
00:46:19Because, you know, I don't usually kiss guys I'm not dating.
00:46:22Well, we're not.
00:46:26Bye, Shawn.
00:46:28Bye.
00:46:30Bye.
00:46:35Oh, my gosh.
00:46:37I didn't know you could do that.
00:46:39Well, it's not working for me. I don't have it.
00:46:41What's it called? Hitchhiker's Thumb?
00:46:43I think it's a recessive trait, like,
00:46:45blind hair and blue eyes.
00:46:47Oh, I seem to have those traits.
00:46:49See, that's the reason I can't ever be that mad at Hitler.
00:46:51Because as bad as he was,
00:46:53he wanted more of me.
00:46:55I can't help but take that as a compliment.
00:46:57You want to take a compliment from somebody that committed genocide?
00:46:58Thank you. I appreciate this.
00:47:00No, but seriously, you got to think, though.
00:47:02He wasn't a blind-haired, blue-eyed guy.
00:47:04It'd be one thing if that was it,
00:47:06because he just wants more of himself.
00:47:08But he wasn't. He wanted more of me.
00:47:10Like, he went out of his way to compliment me like that.
00:47:12I wouldn't understand, because I never thought that
00:47:14just because somebody didn't have the same color hair
00:47:16they deserved to die.
00:47:18So, I probably wouldn't understand.
00:47:20But, no, I do understand. Yeah, I do.
00:47:22See? Why don't you see my wife?
00:47:24But seriously, though, we got to get this AI crap going on.
00:47:26I know what we need.
00:47:28We got to get the modules, downloading them,
00:47:30tweaking them, and this is the same thing.
00:47:32It's on the same lines.
00:47:34Have you tried it?
00:47:36It's not like that third-grade shit we were doing before.
00:47:38It's like a whole other thing.
00:47:40I mean, I haven't done AI in particular,
00:47:42but model tweaking is what we've been doing the entire time.
00:47:44I thought all that white room experiment stuff,
00:47:46you would have figured it out by now.
00:47:48Well, the white room experiment
00:47:50isn't exactly working out like I thought it would.
00:47:52It's just...
00:47:54It's too much. Too much white.
00:47:56It's like how silence is deafening.
00:47:58I don't know what's going on.
00:48:00So I just sit in there and I'm like...
00:48:02I guess there's more inspiration
00:48:04in jumbled up stuff than I thought.
00:48:06Because poets, writers, they're outside.
00:48:08They have ambient noise.
00:48:10Birds chirping.
00:48:12They have the backdrop of nature
00:48:14to put them in the trance.
00:48:16I just feel like it's a more productive environment.
00:48:18Well, whatever we're going to do,
00:48:20we need to do something quick
00:48:22because I'm going out with Christina in a few hours.
00:48:24What's she going to do?
00:48:26Some stupid movie she wants to see.
00:48:29You trying to tell me something?
00:48:32Take this guy.
00:48:34You want to go?
00:48:36You don't think she'll mind?
00:48:38I know that I have been waiting for a long time
00:48:40for you to be one of the third wheels on my day.
00:48:42Shut up, man.
00:48:44Shut up. It's an insult.
00:48:46I'm pretty sure third wheel is an insult.
00:48:48I want you.
00:48:50Can't you understand that?
00:48:52Yes.
00:48:54Sorry.
00:48:56I'm sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
00:48:58Yes.
00:49:01Did you guys have picked the worst area to sit?
00:49:03You don't get to be any more crowded.
00:49:06Funny.
00:49:08I thought we were both going to wear black today.
00:49:10Sorry, I forgot.
00:49:12Exactly.
00:49:14I'm sorry.
00:49:15Exactly.
00:49:17So what did you guys do today?
00:49:19Paint the town red?
00:49:21Paint the town red.
00:49:23Some stupid saying I taught her.
00:49:25I know I hurt you.
00:49:27No, we just got a lot done on the video game.
00:49:29Cool.
00:49:31My friend Toby, he works on stuff like that
00:49:33except with websites.
00:49:35Yeah, that's the same thing.
00:49:37You guys should really meet him.
00:49:39He's awesome.
00:49:41Yeah, we'll get right on that.
00:49:43I can't wait.
00:49:45Watch out.
00:49:47I'm sorry.
00:49:57I'm sorry.
00:50:02My sister needed me to get her something at Walmart.
00:50:05Your sister?
00:50:07Yeah.
00:50:10So what's going on?
00:50:12I thought she was getting married.
00:50:13She is.
00:50:15But who are those guys?
00:50:17One of them is her father.
00:50:19Which one?
00:50:21I don't know, it hasn't said yet.
00:50:23Oh.
00:50:36Are you trying to touch Gavin?
00:50:38Because I'll move.
00:50:43Ew.
00:50:48Excuse me.
00:50:54Dude, seriously.
00:50:56This is fucking ridiculous.
00:50:58Let's just let her come back to an empty row of seats.
00:51:01We should.
00:51:03Let's do it.
00:51:05Let's just see what happens.
00:51:07Oh, I know what's going to happen.
00:51:09The sequel.
00:51:14So, uh, Jack.
00:51:18How many of those burgers are there?
00:51:20Man, this is the worst I've ever seen in my life.
00:51:26Then what are you getting?
00:51:29This is horrible.
00:51:31This is terrible.
00:51:33What are we watching this for?
00:51:35No, I mean the book.
00:51:38Good answer.
00:51:44Alright.
00:51:47What does that look like to you?
00:51:49There's little things in there.
00:51:51Some little bugs.
00:51:55I don't know, it kind of looked like it.
00:51:58I don't taste anything different.
00:52:00It tastes fine, but I don't know what bugs taste like.
00:52:08Man, don't even answer that crap.
00:52:10I don't want to answer it.
00:52:13Hello?
00:52:16Yeah.
00:52:19Nothing.
00:52:22Not really.
00:52:25Well, you know what I think is weird?
00:52:27I think it's weird that, uh, when you go to the movies with someone,
00:52:31they disappear for hours at a time to go date some other guy
00:52:34while lying about getting something for their sister at Walmart.
00:52:39How are you still going to tell me that?
00:52:43Whatever, you're such a liar.
00:52:45Well, don't.
00:52:55I think this does have bugs in it.
00:53:02I'm going to dump this crap out.
00:53:05Set up.
00:53:07One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi.
00:53:09Oh, yeah!
00:53:10What the fuck?
00:53:12Oh my, how did he get that?
00:53:19We just gave you a fucking out-of-bounds play,
00:53:22and you're going to pull for shit?
00:53:24We called out at the edge of that, uh, right on the edge of the basketball.
00:53:26Line up, boys.
00:53:28Oceans Queens, 18.
00:53:30Set up.
00:53:32One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, four Mississippi.
00:53:34Get it, get it.
00:53:37Oh, shit.
00:53:38There's two hands on his body, man.
00:53:40What are you doing?
00:53:43That's not how you play two hands.
00:53:45Two hands at a time like that.
00:53:47Like, you know, like that.
00:53:49Man, I'm trying to figure out how all the Chunky boys got on the same team.
00:53:51Man, you want to be skins next time?
00:53:53I'm still scratching right now.
00:53:55Man, I guess.
00:53:57It don't matter, we won.
00:53:59Yeah, because you all know what out-of-bounds is.
00:54:01And you all know what the fuck passing appearance is.
00:54:03Yeah, for real.
00:54:05Hey, prison rules.
00:54:06I'll talk to you later.
00:54:08I gotta go.
00:54:10Dude, I don't even want to hear it.
00:54:12Just do me a favor, say hi to Christina number two, please.
00:54:14Hey, don't even compare the two, man.
00:54:16Nothing alike.
00:54:18We'll see.
00:54:20Just please tell me you're going to be at graduation.
00:54:22Hell yeah, I'm going to be at graduation.
00:54:24I miss Patrick getting a freaking straw up his ass.
00:54:26You think I'm going to miss graduation?
00:54:28Man, that happened to him, and he got knocked out.
00:54:30And we still see more of him than we see of you.
00:54:32You know, I mean, I realized that I was gone a lot,
00:54:34and I kind of acted like a bitch.
00:54:36Just stop being a bitch.
00:54:38That's all you got to do.
00:54:40And you know what, motherfuckers?
00:54:42I see you all doing something on this game,
00:54:44and I actually want to help out.
00:54:46I think that's going to be pretty cool.
00:54:48Uh, banks?
00:54:50They're actually trying to get something done for once.
00:54:52Yeah, what you writing about?
00:54:54Huh?
00:54:56I gotta tell you something, man.
00:54:58What's up?
00:55:00I've been dating Christina for the past two months.
00:55:02And I wasn't trying to talk to her or anything.
00:55:03You know how we were just hanging out and stuff
00:55:05like we were before?
00:55:07And she seemed cool.
00:55:09I've never really had a female friend.
00:55:11And she's like a friend girl.
00:55:13She's hanging out and stuff.
00:55:15She's really cool.
00:55:17So I'm just thinking like that.
00:55:19But she started pursuing me.
00:55:21And I wouldn't normally do that,
00:55:23because I've always been against talking to somebody's
00:55:25ex-girlfriend and everything.
00:55:27You've probably heard me say that before,
00:55:29but it's just, I don't know.
00:55:31You broke up with her, so I didn't think
00:55:33I might as well, you know?
00:55:35Uh, well, did y'all kiss or anything?
00:55:39I mean, kind of, but not really.
00:55:43Are you still seeing her?
00:55:45Fuck no.
00:55:47No, you didn't even hear the worst part yet.
00:55:49Like we went to the movie theater,
00:55:51and she ended up cheating on me.
00:55:53Gavin could tell you about it.
00:55:55He was there.
00:55:57Man, that bitch needs to be in a straitjacket.
00:55:59She is certified crazy.
00:56:01Believe that.
00:56:03I know.
00:56:05Man, that's the craziest thing about it.
00:56:07I'm just thinking like,
00:56:09I found kind of like the perfect girl,
00:56:11which is probably what she felt at first.
00:56:13It just felt like after all this,
00:56:15like after I put her up here,
00:56:17it's just her lying and doing all that,
00:56:19it just broke everything away.
00:56:21Like it messed up my trust system.
00:56:23Like I can't even believe anything she's ever said.
00:56:25I know what you mean, man.
00:56:27How do you think I felt?
00:56:29I felt like I was gonna marry her.
00:56:31Me too.
00:56:33Man, dude, whatever.
00:57:04I don't want to lick you up and down.
00:57:06Me too.
00:57:08Me too?
00:57:10That's why we're doing this.
00:57:12That's why we're doing this stuff.
00:57:14So I can get better at it.
00:57:16At least try to sound like a girl.
00:57:18Like a girl.
00:57:20Like a girl.
00:57:22Like a girl.
00:57:24Like a girl.
00:57:26Like a girl.
00:57:28Like a girl.
00:57:30Like a girl.
00:57:31At least try to sound like a girl
00:57:33so I'm in like the right mood.
00:57:35Man, I'm not one of those.
00:57:37I'm not one of those bitches cheating on you, man.
00:57:39Are you being serious?
00:57:41Man, I'm just messing with you about it.
00:57:43Why are you taking this so serious?
00:57:45I don't know.
00:57:47I just feel like that's part of the reason
00:57:49why she loved me,
00:57:51because I'm too inexperienced.
00:57:53Dude, for the last time,
00:57:55that girl is messed up.
00:57:57I mean, think of all the stories
00:57:59that Lucas has about what all the shit
00:58:01he's been through.
00:58:03Just do me a favor,
00:58:06and if a girl ever tells you
00:58:08she wants to lick you up and down,
00:58:10just don't say me too.
00:58:12I can't think right now.
00:58:14It's just all this crap about dad
00:58:16and working on the game
00:58:18and studying and shit.
00:58:20Dude, tell me about it.
00:58:22I got two tests tomorrow,
00:58:24but after that,
00:58:26we're off to Travis's graduation.
00:58:28When we get back,
00:58:29I mean, no school,
00:58:31no work, no girls,
00:58:33nothing.
00:58:38I thought you said it was next weekend.
00:58:40Dude, I told you Sunday.
00:58:43It was this next Friday.
00:58:45You told me Sunday.
00:58:47It was next Friday,
00:58:49which would mean the Friday of the next week.
00:58:51That would be this Friday
00:58:53if it's this Friday coming up.
00:58:55Man, whatever.
00:58:57If you were writing letters to him
00:58:59or something better to do,
00:59:01dude,
00:59:03don't say shit.
00:59:05If you tell me this has anything
00:59:07to do with Christina,
00:59:10that's just perfect.
00:59:12Great.
00:59:14It's good to see you got your priorities in order.
00:59:16One of your best friends
00:59:18is graduating from basic training,
00:59:20and all you can do
00:59:22is just go hang out with some bitch
00:59:24that's been messing around with five guys
00:59:26behind your back.
00:59:27She's got a friend of hers
00:59:29that she dated a long time ago,
00:59:31and he was leaving to Iraq
00:59:33because he's in the National Guard's last day of the year.
00:59:35Then why'd she lie to you about it on the phone the other day?
00:59:37Because she doesn't like people in her business.
00:59:39Oh, yeah, okay.
00:59:41So you don't think there's any way
00:59:43she could be telling the truth,
00:59:45like she has to be lying?
00:59:47All I'm saying is
00:59:49there's only two kind of people on this planet
00:59:51with lives that private,
00:59:53secret agents and sluts.
00:59:55I'll let you decide which one you think she is.
00:59:57Oh, yeah.
00:59:59That's just her personality.
01:00:01Oh, hey, Mark.
01:00:03Hey, Sean's brother.
01:00:05It's just my personality.
01:00:07Sean won't mind.
01:00:09He knows it's just my personality.
01:00:11Seriously?
01:00:13Man,
01:00:15why you trying to hold it in?
01:00:17Go ahead and laugh.
01:00:19That's all you can do
01:00:21when you're in a situation this fucked up.
01:00:23Why are you even going anyway?
01:00:25It's Memphis and me.
01:00:27You know, it's going to be like
01:00:29three, six Mafia and Hinder.
01:00:31That's just perfect.
01:00:33You don't even give me anything
01:00:35that I can tell Lucas for you.
01:00:37I mean, why the fuck you even,
01:00:39why you going then?
01:00:41Because it's all the way out of Arkansas.
01:00:43She's never been out of Arkansas before.
01:00:45That's like a big deal for her.
01:00:47It'd be like a huge step in
01:00:49stealing the relationship.
01:00:51Whatever, man.
01:00:53I got to pack for tomorrow.
01:00:55Finish this shit up.
01:00:57Yeah.
01:01:16Just waiting on you.
01:01:21I thought you already told him
01:01:23that we were going to Memphis in May.
01:01:28That's stupid.
01:01:30How are they going to make you work even that?
01:01:32Whatever.
01:01:35I miss my French graduation for this,
01:01:37so it's kind of a big deal.
01:01:42Alright.
01:01:45Alright.
01:01:47Alright.
01:01:49Ow!
01:01:51Thanks, Jesus.
01:01:53Just put me down.
01:01:55Alright.
01:01:57Oh my God.
01:02:01What's this?
01:02:04It's a bear.
01:02:06Is it yours?
01:02:08Yeah, it's my bear.
01:02:12Sorry.
01:02:14So what's all this other stuff?
01:02:16All my things,
01:02:18like stuff I've got over periods of time
01:02:20that have become my stuff.
01:02:23These movies?
01:02:25Why, do you want to watch one?
01:02:27Sure.
01:02:29I don't know which one.
01:02:31Have you seen City of God?
01:02:33No. What's it about?
01:02:35It's about these Brazilian kids
01:02:37and drugs and gangs and stuff.
01:02:39It's too complicated. I'll just put it in.
01:02:41Okay.
01:02:44What are you doing?
01:02:46I'm just trying to...
01:03:14I'm going to the bathroom.
01:03:16Okay.
01:03:44You leaving?
01:03:46Yeah, I can't stay and watch the rest.
01:03:48I've got to go take care of my dog.
01:03:50What dog?
01:03:52My dog.
01:03:54When did you get a dog?
01:03:56Two weeks ago.
01:03:58So you just got a dog out of nowhere?
01:04:00No, my friend Brian got it for me.
01:04:02Okay, who's Brian?
01:04:04My friend Brian.
01:04:06So how do you take care of a dog?
01:04:08You just feed it in water and it takes care of itself?
01:04:10Well, it's still a puppy though.
01:04:11So you feed it puppy food?
01:04:13I've got to go.
01:04:19Is something wrong?
01:04:21If you don't know by now,
01:04:23I don't know really what I can tell you.
01:04:25Okay, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:04:27If you've got something you've got to do,
01:04:29then go.
01:04:31I just thought it's a pretty big deal
01:04:33that I stayed home for Travis' graduation.
01:04:35Well, I didn't tell you to do that.
01:04:37I know, but I did it for you.
01:04:39Look,
01:04:41I'm sorry we didn't get to go to the concert.
01:04:43I'm not talking about that.
01:04:45Then what are you talking about?
01:04:47I'm talking about us.
01:04:51Now I'm confused.
01:04:53What do you want?
01:04:57I want you.
01:05:00I really cannot wait.
01:05:02Sorry, John, I've got to go.
01:05:04Well, so is this it?
01:05:06What?
01:05:08I mean, are you just going to walk off?
01:05:11I told you I had to go.
01:05:13I know, but I mean,
01:05:15I just feel like this is going to be the end.
01:05:18Well, I certainly hope not.
01:05:20But if that's what you want, then...
01:05:22I mean, if you're just going to walk off and not...
01:05:26I've got to go.
01:05:28Okay.
01:05:30Bye.
01:05:33Bye.
01:06:04Hello?
01:06:07Hey.
01:06:10Nothing.
01:06:13About six hours away.
01:06:16Yeah.
01:06:19Yeah.
01:06:21I know.
01:06:23Call me whatever you want.
01:06:25I deserve it.
01:06:30Well, thanks.
01:06:31Well, thanks, but I know what I am.
01:06:40Well, tell him I'm sorry.
01:06:42Alright.
01:06:44Alright, well, tell him I'm sorry I missed his graduation.
01:06:50I'm not driving all the way out there.
01:06:54So, everything's forgiven.
01:06:58Even Lucas.
01:07:01How's clinical be more mad at me than Lucas?
01:07:09Alright.
01:07:12Yeah, I'll drive out there.
01:07:14After everything I've done, I deserve a two-day car ride by myself.
01:07:20Alright.
01:07:22What?
01:07:24Hello?
01:07:27Hello?
01:07:31Hello?
01:08:01Oh.
01:08:31Oh.
01:09:01Oh.