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00:30C'est Bill Cosby venant à vous avec de la musique et de l'amour, et si vous n'êtes pas prudents, vous pourrez apprendre quelque chose avant que ce soit terminé.
00:38Alors prenez soin de vous, d'accord ?
00:40Hey, hey, hey !
01:01C'est le moment de l'amour
01:03C'est le moment de l'amour
01:05C'est le moment de l'amour
01:30As the parade goes by
01:54Hey, hey, hey !
01:55This grandpa sure plays a lot of heavy sitar
01:59You mean guitar
02:01Sitar
02:02Oh, Scrapiron, he wouldn't fool around with no ordinary guitar
02:09Man, isn't that the living end ?
02:12I wish it was, I think it sounds crummy
02:16Man, you're asking for stitches
02:19Scrapiron hear you and you had it
02:24I think I'll play me some pocket billiards
02:31Here we are Scrapiron, what you want Scrapiron, you name it man
02:36Take this here sitar back over to the pawn shop and give me my favorite billiard playing stick
02:42Let me have it, give it here, I'm gonna do it
02:44Get out of my way
02:45Get out of my way
02:54Watch where you're going kid
02:58Hey Scrapiron, show these dudes how you can turn yourself with one hand man
03:05Yeah, you're the greatest Scrap
03:07Yeah, right on
03:09You're really the greatest
03:10Yeah, right on
03:24I told you to watch where you're going kid
03:26You can't have your cue stick back, Duke says there's still 50 cents due
03:30Well, just don't stand here, give this man his money
03:33But I...
03:34This is no time to be cheap
03:49Man, that Rudy, he's like French bread
03:51Plenty of dough but even more crust
04:02About time
04:10Take that form
04:11That Scrapiron has class
04:16Huh, what, huh?
04:18Lay some bread on me man
04:20He can't play no pocket billiards for nothing
04:23Hey, hey, hey, hear what the man say?
04:26I'll pass the hat
04:29Come on, give
04:37With a false bottom
04:43Come on Harold, bottoms up
04:51You what I call a real soul brother Harold
04:56What's holding up the table fees? Hustle
05:05Russell, Scrapiron can't use no half-lit candy wafer
05:14Here you go Scrapiron
05:17A little light in the loot, aren't we?
05:24Hey Scrapiron, can we come in and watch you run the table?
05:27Yeah, but let me observe it Scrapiron
05:31Can we come in? We will never get in the way
05:35You know better than that, billiard parlors are only for us big guys
05:40Oh man, come on
05:49No little cats, don't put me on this
05:53But I hear tell the alley window is never locked
05:56Alley window?
05:58I also hear tell that it's just the right size for eight little cats to sneak through it
06:10Oh, that was bad
06:12Look at this dude
06:14Robert, a beautiful bouncing billiard blast
06:19Did you see that?
06:22Hey, hey, hey, well played
06:25What are you kids doing in my pool hall?
06:27Well, uh, Scrapiron, he said we could
06:32Scrapiron? He let you in?
06:35Talk about funny
06:37He let you in?
06:38Talk about falsifying, I never saw those little cats before in my life
06:56Scrapiron showed his mettle at the billiard parlor
07:00And his mettle was kind of corroded
07:03If you don't know what I'm talking about, ask your teacher
07:05But of course Scrapiron did have his reasons for leaving the kids in a bind
07:09Fat Albert and the gang are now demanding a full explanation
07:28You ask him
07:29No, Mushmuff, you ask him
07:31No, me, me, me, Bobby, but Bucky better do it
07:35Me? Why me? What's the matter with you guys?
07:39Hey, how come you told that billiard parlor man you never saw us before?
07:51How come? You asking me how come?
07:55Yeah, how come?
07:57Oh, Scrapiron had his reasons, didn't you Scrapiron?
08:00I had my reasons
08:04He had his reasons?
08:05Yeah, yeah, Scrapiron, he had his reasons, you betcha
08:08Yeah, yeah, Scrapiron, he had his reasons, you betcha
08:13He did it for our own good, didn't you Scrapiron?
08:16I did it for your own good
08:23Scrapiron wanted to keep us from getting into trouble
08:26Trouble? What kind of trouble?
08:29What kind of trouble?
08:31Billiard parlor trouble, that's what
08:34Billiard parlor trouble, that's what
08:37Scrapiron and those little kids ain't supposed to hang around no billiard parlor
08:41Uh-huh
08:43Yeah, no telling what kind of mess we could have got ourselves into
08:47Uh-huh
08:49Yeah, it's against state billiard parlor law
08:53Right on, brother
08:55If Scrapiron say he knew us, he'd had to be witness for the persecution
09:00Tell her like it is
09:02Boy, when Scrapiron back you up, he'd be back you up from the bottom up, man
09:09The only way
09:12Gee, thanks Scrapiron
09:14Yeah, you're a real cool dude too, Scrapiron
09:16Yeah, you're pretty cool
09:18Man, Scrapiron is the greatest
09:22No class
09:24Okay, Russell, now what did I tell you?
09:27I'm not supposed to make no waves
09:29Uh-huh
09:30I'm not supposed to say nothing
09:32Uh-huh
09:33I'm not supposed to make no faces
09:35Uh-huh
09:36I'm not supposed to make no raspberry noises
09:39Uh-huh
09:40I'm not supposed to do nothing to upset
09:43That big, phony Scrapiron
09:46No
09:48No
10:19You dudes better shape up or ship out
10:22You dudes better shape up or ship out
10:52Now we're in the mood
11:22I give you a ride, see and see
11:25See and see?
11:27Cash and carry
11:28The more cash I got, the more I carry
11:31I got 3 cents
11:32I got a nickel, I got 7 cents
11:34I got a dime
11:35I got a dime, I got 7 cents
11:36I got a nickel
11:37I have 15
11:3915, I got 15
11:41I buy a I.O.U.
11:42I give you 15
11:4315, I got 15
11:44Somebody let me a nickel
11:46Somebody let me a nickel
11:47Cool it, cool it
11:50The winners are
11:52Fat Albert, Bill and Harold
11:55Hey, hey, hey, let's be on our way
11:57What you dudes waiting for?
11:59Get on
12:00I ain't making but one trip
12:02But, but forecast on two wheels, man
12:04That's dangerous, ain't it?
12:06What are you, chicken?
12:08But of course, if you don't want a ride
12:10Just remember, no refunds
12:12Well, okay
12:15Hey, get your foot out of my pocket
12:19Go
12:23Hang on tight
12:24This is one ride you'll never forget
12:29You better believe it
12:49Putain
13:19Putain
13:49Quoi?
14:19What you trying to put?
14:20Why you trying to put the blame on us?
14:22Tell a policeman what really happened, man
14:25We had to pay him to give us a ride
14:28We never took his old bike
14:30He's trying to put the blame on us
14:32Hold it, hold it
14:34Now you say this is your bike
14:36Check
14:37And these kids took it
14:38Check
14:39You want to press charges?
14:42Double check
14:43Okay, now
14:45I'll do a little check of my own here
14:47Where's your license plate?
14:49Huh?
14:50License?
14:51License?
14:52Oh, those dudes must have knocked it off
14:54When they rode off
14:55Yeah, that's what happened
14:59Where's your registration?
15:01Registration?
15:02I'm too young to vote
15:04I mean your vehicle registration
15:06Oh, vehicle
15:08It must have blew out of my pocket
15:10When I was chasing them
15:11Yeah, that's it
15:14I don't believe what's happening
15:17All right
15:20Let me see your operator's license
15:22Oh yeah, I got that right here
15:24Here you go
15:26This is just a learner's permit
15:28And it expired six months ago
15:30I know, my new license is coming
15:32But my mailman's been out sick
15:40Would you excuse me a moment?
15:42I'd like to check this out on the radio
15:45Uh-oh
15:46Now you're gonna get it, Scrapiron
15:48Hey, hey, hey, the law's on its way
15:51Headquarters, you want to check on a learner's permit
15:54Issued to Scrapiron Yates
15:56Out of my way, dudes
15:57I'm splitting
16:01Hold it
16:04Hold it
16:06Hold it
16:33Somebody you look up to keeps putting you down
16:36The kids have learned you gotta be careful
16:38Who you put on a pedestal
16:40What comes up might come down right on you
16:44Now the gang has a song
16:46That'll tell you a little more about that
16:48Give a listen
16:58You follow him all over town
17:02And you don't know where you're bound
17:06Behind your back he puts you down
17:10Cause he's got you on a merry-go-round
17:14Can't you see
17:17You're going nowhere
17:22Oh, don't you know
17:26He's not a hero
17:30Oh, can't you see
17:34He's no good for you or me
17:46You think he's on your side
17:50And that he'd never cheat
17:54He's taking you for a ride
17:58And you're on a dead-end street
18:01Can't you see
18:04You're going nowhere
18:09Oh, don't you know
18:13He's not a hero
18:17Oh, can't you see
18:21He's no good for you or me
18:29Oh, don't you know
18:33He's not a hero
18:37Oh, can't you see
18:41He's no good for you or me
18:45Oh, don't you know
18:49He's not a hero
18:52Oh, can't you see
18:56He's not a hero
19:00Oh, can't you see
19:04He's no good for you or me
19:08Oh, don't you know
19:21Hey, hey, hey
19:23Hey, hey, hey
19:25Hey, hey, hey