Canada's Drag Race Season 5 Episode 3
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00:00Canada's drag race you will act right and direct
00:03Educational videos to teach our little green friends about life here on earth. What is a family?
00:09Any hole is a goal and we're here to teach you
00:14Your whole team seemed very unprepared your PSA a plus plus
00:20Perla good regulations. I have chosen to save Xana
00:26Terra Nova sashay away
00:30Oh
00:35My toe beans
00:36We have officially had our first elimination and I feel guilty
00:41Because I had the beaver and I didn't use it on Tara. Maybe I'll come to Newfoundland and I'll kiss a cod
00:48What do you have by?
00:51Just like water I must flow to the next river we are a family
00:56Oh, let's give it up for Tara. I love my baby so much
01:03The first mirror wipe Tiffany's never cleaned anything in her life, that's true
01:14All righty divas, I think we need to congratulate Tiffany on winning the first elimination
01:19That
01:21Is the fucking Tiffany that I know that I love that girl on that stage is who we need to see here on out
01:28Okay, that's the girl that I am. I'm small but mighty you bitches gotta go
01:33So if you want to start lip-syncing against me come prepared Xana and Xana that you're here as well
01:39Yes, thank you Perla for seeing me and allowing me to
01:45Continue on in this competition
01:46I could really just feel this passion coming from you and all I could hear in my head was you have to pick Xana
01:52I think we might have just established our first Vancouver Toronto Alliance. I hope Xana returns the favor
01:58So some of you thought Xana was meant to be in the top. Ooh, we also had Santa in the top two and unfortunately
02:05One of the bottom three, you know
02:08So that's that mean that you thought I was meant to be in the bottom
02:12I didn't think if she did, okay, I
02:17Really thought that based off of just how I saw Minnie
02:20I didn't understand her runway look cuz I thought that she was a Philadelphia cream-cheese girl
02:23Then when she told me no, I'm juice box. I was like
02:28Juice box
02:30Okay, I'm ready to get this bad juju off of me so let's all get out of drag
02:36The other girls are obviously talking a big game, but flying under the radar is actually quite good
02:41I'm happy just to like and be here and
02:45Come on, angel wings because you're not really painting a huge target on your back. Why didn't you shave before this?
02:51I forgot
02:52I think some people are gonna tell you hiding them gonna show girls people put glass in their setting powder
02:59Like it is intense
03:05On three, okay one
03:13The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives the pleasure of
03:18$100,000. Thanks to Trojan with Tracy Melchior Brad Goreski and Brooklyn
03:25With tonight's extra special guest judge. Hey cool
03:36It's a new day in the workroom and I'll be damned I got that fucking beaver
03:43No more, mr. Nice girl, I'm here to put Zanna first and you're about to witness Zanna's revenge
03:49Alrighty divas. I want to congratulate Perla one more time for winning
03:55Congratulations for bringing your personality of this competition
03:58I
04:00Want to swing it back to you my relationship with Uma so far has been kind of up and down last week
04:06It felt like maybe you
04:08Kind of sabotaged me a little bit with the writing sabotage
04:12Do you felt sabotage II because you took over the writing for most of it and I felt like the writing wasn't strong for me
04:18To stand out actually
04:19It's completely the opposite because even like the jokes that you wanted to include I made sure to include them
04:25Which was kind of like that sexy angle that you wanted to put in so like the intro monologue was supposed to be mine
04:31But I gave it to you so that you had more screen time
04:34You gave me a very specific worded intro that you're like, yeah, so fumble that
04:39Even make sure I say girl. Are you gonna be able to say it all and you're like, oh, yeah, absolutely
04:43Zanna comes for me. And yeah, it definitely got my hackles up
04:48I literally gave up my lines to make sure that you had more saboteur wear
04:54Maybe it's an inner one. She's basically saying you sunk yourself
05:12Lady kids the family that slays together stays together
05:16So if you're a tight in a wide receiver or just a plain old lacrosse dresser
05:22Don't be a ball hog. Now hit the showers
05:40We've really gotten to know each other these past couple of weeks we've learned who can sing who can act but I wonder
05:48Who is a lip-sync assassin?
05:52Come on. Well, we're about to find out because the slay offs are back
06:01My god, it's the lip-sync slay
06:06But we're doing things a little different. Oh, no two teams
06:11five lip-sync
06:14Here's how it works. If you win your lip-sync you earn safety for yourself and a point for your team work
06:21Okay, the team with the most points wins the maxi challenge
06:25Meaning they're all safe
06:27If you're on the losing team and you lose your lip-sync
06:31You'll find yourself in the bottom and possibly up for elimination
06:36girl, a
06:37Lot of girls should be scared
06:41And one of you will sashay away
06:44Tonight, you know
06:46That's a fucking twist that is wild if you mess up today, there's no going back
06:51Perla, hey, yeah and the Virgo Queen what to do as our maxi challenge winners. You will be team captains
07:00Perla as our most recent winner you get first dibs. Oh fuck me up select your slayer
07:06I want to just fill my team with the strongest people Michaela. How you doing?
07:12Hey, baby
07:13The Virgo Queen who are you choosing?
07:16Sanjana the bitch Queen get over here my daughter
07:21Mm-hmm, Michaela you're choosing next
07:29Team meeting team meeting. We're not just gonna move. Who do you feel that? Who are you choosing?
07:34Tiffany come on, baby
07:42So Sanjana you will choose next for your team miss Zanadu Zanadu
07:51Honestly when you see Zana she's so powerful so, you know that she's gonna bring it Tiffany and Co. Miss Ooma
08:03It felt nice to know that these people have some faith in in the broad skills of my drag
08:09All right, Santa you will choose next for your team I would like to call a friend quickly, okay, I
08:17Originally was aiming for Minnie because Helena's a bingo girl. So usually when I see her she's always sitting on a fucking chair
08:24running her mouth
08:27Okay, I
08:29Would love to bring Helena into our team. Yeah. Oh my gosh
08:34Our last two Queens are Minnie Wang and Jalene time. Oh my it's your choice
08:40So is she gonna get picked last we're going to go with Jalene time
08:50Yeah
08:51Even as a 39 year old grown man getting picked last really doesn't feel great
08:57That means Minnie Wang you will join Helena and the rest of that team
09:00I'll go to the wedding team
09:03Now that you have your team's as a group you will decide which Queen performs each track Wow
09:09Oh, I like that
09:13Be strategic because joining us is all-stars five winner shake
09:18Kool-aid I
09:23Am so excited to see shake Kool-aid shake Kool-aid is one of my biggest drag inspirations ever of all time
09:30I mean, I literally took a bus for 10 hours to go see them
09:36Racers jar your engines and made the best drag team
09:49Are here
09:51We have the ability to be able to choose our song and for myself, I'm not thinking about anybody else
09:56I got to focus on what I'm bringing one thing
09:59That's really important for me is I need to get the song that I want
10:02Can we just take a moment and talk about the fact that it's teams?
10:06Yeah, that gags me. Well, I always think that it's important to really recognize that drag is different vibes
10:12Yeah, and that's where the straight comes as a team
10:14These are our songs too hot Alanis Morissette heads will roll. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah bad bitches. Don't cry Priyanka and Ralph
10:22San Francisco
10:23X's and I'm curious to know what each of you think your strength song is
10:28But also which songs the other team will gravitate towards we all have our strengths
10:34We know what we're good at like I'm an exes girl. Like that's that's exactly I'm known for doing this
10:39I I want to see you devour. I will devour. Yeah
10:42I need to do X's by Tate McRae because that's my bread and butter
10:45I do it all the time at home
10:47Like she's the new Brittany of our generation and you're looking at the Brittany of this drag generation
10:53Well, I want to say something right now because I bring that Vegas the beads the feathers
10:59San Francisco is something to open my heart
11:03That's kind of where I sit as well I picked Jaylene is part of our team and I immediately regret it
11:11There is only one old lady song in our song selection and we're both gonna be trying to get that one song
11:17That's one of my strengths is spoken word. Yeah mine too. Uma also wants the song but come on
11:23This is Judy Garland if we want to go with a little bit of a gaggy and unexpected moment
11:28I would love heads will roll. I was there like doing the tectonic up in the club
11:35Shirt off sweat down
11:38If I can't get San Francisco, I would love heads will roll if I can't get that first choice of a song
11:43I am going to get my second choice. Miss Perla
11:47I'm I'm a hair whipper and heads will roll is kind of like my number one
11:54So do you want me to do the rest or
11:57My hairography kind of works with this heads will roll cuz literally my head is gonna be rolling
12:04This is my song. This is my song
12:07Obviously, we both want it for a reason but like when we look at it for the whole team
12:11I'm not gonna do this well enough. You definitely could Uma is fighting because she knows where her strengths are
12:19But I want it
12:21So does everyone feel good? I feel great. We're locking in locking in
12:34Okay
12:39I'm not actually worried about anyone on our team because all of these girls perform full-time
12:44I think if anything they might be a little bit worried about me because I don't do drag all the time
12:51alright team, so what is our
12:54Strategy then going into this. I have some insider tea from Vancouver. Oh if I can spill it. Yes, go for it
13:00It's important to me to strategize in this challenge because yes, they're my sisters
13:04But them going home only means I get to go further
13:08So this is Tiffany's song
13:12This is her try only get to do to a number per show and this is always one of them
13:16Okay, so if you feel the confidence to pop off against her
13:20This is a good chance to take her out quickly
13:22The other thing that we could do if you know that that's here that she turns it we could just throw it
13:30I
13:35Want to get the many wins as possible right away
13:38For me, I'm just gonna give it because I love her too much
13:40I'm gonna take my auntie Priyanka song and give the brown girl what they want
13:45I prayed so hard to Lord Ganesh. I was like, please give me bad bitches
13:51Don't cry and it landed right in these beautiful orange hands
13:56This is where I want to be you want to do heads will roll
14:00Not to toot my own horn, but I'm gonna toot my own horn. I'm a really good lip-syncer
14:04I do this every single fucking day. I feel confident going up against anybody on that other team
14:08I could I might was kind of in this area. I said I know this song like every breath of it
14:14I've seen you do heads will roll. That's why I was like, yeah
14:18I mean the first song that sticks out to me in that list is heads will roll by the yeah, yeah
14:23Sorry Xana, but if Michaela had heads will roll for instance and you took that song that you feel comfortable going up against her
14:29I mean, I'm comfortable going up against anybody. Well, I win. I'm not sure but that's what I wanna
14:33I want to go in with winning
14:35I feel pretty confident going into this challenge knowing that I can beat the best of them and
14:39That might be an issue for her like it sounds like nobody wants to hot and I do like to here's what I'm thinking
14:45I was thinking too hot Virgo because
14:48Too hot is like an early 90s RV by I could do any of these numbers, but yes, that is the song
14:54I wanted to lip-sync to yeah, I've been waiting for this. I would also take this as many you're feeling too hot and
15:01I'm
15:02strategically also choosing my song hoping that maybe
15:05Uma or Jalene are more likely to be the ones that are going to be doing one of them
15:10Remember what you're good at and then apply it to the song
15:13Also connecting with the audience is more important than doing a cackety-cack out and don't rely on slights and tricks
15:19All right, put your hands in
15:27This is gonna be a eye-opening challenge, I have a lot of question marks, right? I'm confident with my girls
15:34But you know who knows what the other team got does anyone have like nerves before they perform or anxiety?
15:42Usually no today. Yes
15:45I do have I do have a I have some nerves
15:48I'm really worried that because auntie Uma doesn't pull tricks that I'm not gonna be seen as someone who is
15:55trying hard enough
15:57Run up get done a bit
16:00Virgo and friends are gonna select
16:03Not team Virgo and friends, I think Tara still has the boat running for whoever is going home with her
16:10Fighting words
16:12Looking around the room. I'm really nervous for everyone, but me
16:18Get in losers. We're going lip-syncing
16:40Oh
16:50Welcome to the main stage of Canada's drag race. What's another word for dancing Queen? Oh, I know
16:58And can you believe I'm only 17 I in fact cannot believe that but you know who I can believe is only 17
17:06Canada's favorite stage mom Tracy Melchor. You're doing amazing, sweetie
17:11And she always brings it to the runway. It's all-stars five winner. Shea Coulee. Hey, Brooklyn
17:19Hi, Shea. How do lip-syncs make you feel so emotional? Oh cue the rose petals
17:26This week our Queens teamed up to show down on the main stage in the lip-syncs layoffs
17:32Racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
17:47Welcome to the Canada's drag race layoffs teams edition
17:54Here's how it will work
17:56One Queen from each team will face off in a best of five rounds
18:00The first team to win three battles will win the maxi challenge and be safe from elimination
18:06The Queens from the losing team who lose their lip-syncs will be in the bottom
18:11The gag is even if you're on the bottom team, but you won your lip-sync you're safe
18:17So like turn it out and you're golden
18:20Queens this is your opportunity to show us and more importantly the fans
18:26What it is that you do best, so don't hold back and do fuck it up
18:35The first song will be too hot by Alanis Morissette
18:41From team Perla who will be battling we have Mikaela
18:47Oh
18:49Mikaela's got this in the bag. Have you seen her? She's so hot. It's almost going to be too hot
18:57Team Virgo who will be fighting for your team? We have mini way
19:04This is like a full David and Goliath situation can we get a medic for mini?
19:10So there we have it Mikaela couture will be facing off against mini Wang in a battle of the catsuits
19:18The rest of you may move to the back of the stage
19:21Right off the bat. I'm a little bit nervous
19:24They're really just sending out their lip-sync assassin to just get the job done. So I'm thinking oh
19:31This might be a tumbling ride
19:37It's time for our first battle
19:40Two queens stand before us
19:44This is your chance to impress us and earn a point for your team
19:50The time has come for you to lip-sync
20:01You don't know what's coming baby, you don't know what's coming
20:05Mikaela was picked first. I was picked last, but sometimes it can be a pretty rough fall from the top
20:11Good luck and don't fuck it up
20:34Check this out
21:04Oh
21:28Okay
21:34Oh
22:04Oh
22:35Oh
22:38That was hot what a killer start to this competition and this is such a fun pairing because you both have been on the show
22:45before
22:50Mini I'll start with you. You had some great comedic timing and your use of the stage was really really good
22:56I loved your take on the hands in the air. Very very funny. Just fun to watch
23:01Mikaela you were just sex on a stick. It was really alluring
23:07Inviting you knew how to pull the viewer in you turned it all the way up
23:11Even as Janet Jackson giving us pop star and red hot. Oh, honey. You were absolute fire out there on that stage
23:20I love the floor work that you were doing and just made for a really fun lip-sync
23:25Queens we have made our decision
23:28Mikaela couture good dragulation
23:34You are the winner of this layoff
23:38You are safe to slay another day and I've earned a point for your team. I did exactly what needed to be done
23:44So now it's up to the rest of my team to kick some ass
23:48Anyway, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination
23:52I'm just it you may both step to the back of the stage
23:56It's disappointing but I've still got my team behind me
24:00Sorry guys. I need you girls to get us on the board
24:05Our next showdown will be to San Francisco by Rufus Wainwright
24:09Tim Virgo, who is your slayer?
24:12We have decided on
24:14So we're down one motherfucking point, I'm not pissed yet because my boo-boo Helena she got this bring it bitch
24:22Poison these hoes and team Perla reveal your fighter. We have chosen
24:27Jaylene time
24:30Okay, you're going up against Jaylene time queen of classic the legend
24:37I'm so excited. I can't wait to see what the judges have to say
24:41Queen of classic the legend
24:45Let's watch this one our next battle is Helena poison versus Jaylene time
24:54Helena looks like a rock-and-roll goddess, but I'm gonna shimmy my way right to the top
25:00She's definitely dressed more the part that I am
25:03But I'm feeling very ready to just have a camp old time with this song round two
25:12Now after this after this next number we're gonna have a little break and you can go out and smoke and drink whatever you people do
25:18I
25:22Never will forget
25:36Mcdonald was a singer as well as Judy who sang in a more operatic way
25:43Whereas Judy was more swing I
25:46I personally
25:48Would call this next line a dick
25:52Just to think of her it gives my heart a pat
26:02San Francisco open you go just gave you let nobody wait outside your door
26:09San Francisco here come to one and one saying I want
26:15But the place is only making love you fast say that you're the one in all the girls and
26:45Come
27:15Yes
27:25Go
27:46So
27:51Captivating it was like watching a tennis match, you know, like I got to go back over here
27:55I gotta go back over here
27:56Jaylene, you're giving me some good old-fashioned cabaret bit of fossey in there, too
28:01It looks like you had a little one too many. They're giving us drunk ant at a wedding and I loved it
28:06I thought that you had really really great energy
28:09My word of advice would be think about it's gonna sound dirty the journey of your mouth and think about the
28:17Choreography of this just like your body and I think that that will help you really really be able to excel at numbers like this
28:23But great job miss poison
28:26There is an old-school song that I used to dance to called poison and it said never trust a big button to smile
28:32But I'm trusting all of this. You shouldn't you're a little vamp. It was very
28:38Sexy Broadway vamp I loved it and I loved your take on the song in a way to really make it your own
28:43Honestly when I was looking at you
28:45I was just like how is she going to do this?
28:47But that is really the job of a queen to take this on and make it her own
28:52Great job the both of you
28:54Queens we have made our decision
28:58Helena poison
29:00condragulations
29:02You are the winner of this layoff, thank you so much
29:05I made Rufus Wainwright sexy and I just need everyone to know that
29:09You're safe to slay another day and I've earned a point for your team
29:15Jaylene time, I'm sorry my dear but you have lost your battle and may be up for elimination. Thank you
29:21Helena wins and that means our team has our first point and I would like to argue that that was my win because I
29:28picked Helena
29:30Queens the next layoff will be two heads will roll by ya-ya-ya's the a-track remix
29:38Team Perla who is up?
29:40We are sending up
29:42Oh my god
29:45Uma's another one that I've never seen perform. I don't want to be overly confident, but I'm thinking this is gonna be
29:53Point number two for team Virgo and team Virgo who you got
29:58We got
29:59Miss Anna
30:04Girl leave me alone. Oh
30:07My god, the feud has left the workroom is now on the main stage
30:12Uma like you got this girl. So these bitches who's here?
30:17So it's oh my god versus Anna
30:21I'm ready to take this bitch out. I'm intimidating. I want her to feel that I want Uma to see what's Anna do
30:26I know that Zanna is coming for blood
30:31Especially with me, but that gives me the drive that I need to really upstage her
30:56The river's all wet, you're all chrome
31:04Drippin' with cocaine to me
31:07The shivers, the shivering
31:11The glitter's all wet, you're all chrome
31:18The man cried out, the girls cried out
31:20The man cried out, the girls cried out
31:22The man cried out
31:23Oh no, oh no
31:32Off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off
31:36Off with your head
31:39Dance, dance till you're dead
31:43Have to roll, have to roll
31:47Have to roll on the floor
31:50Off, off with your head
31:53Dance, dance till you're dead
31:57Have to roll, have to roll
32:01Have to roll on the floor
32:05Silken glass
32:08Take the last
32:12Of your eyes
32:16Mirror lies
32:20Silken glass
32:23Take the last
32:27Of your eyes
32:31Mirror lies
32:41Dance, dance, dance, dance
32:43Off with your head
32:46Dance, dance till you're dead
32:50Have to roll, have to roll
32:54Have to roll on the floor
33:20You have a great way of commanding a stage, so great job
33:24You really know how to draw people in
33:27Always try and be aware of not only where your opponent is
33:31But also where the cameras are
33:33Because if you're going to do something stunning
33:34You want to make sure that everybody home watching can see it
33:37Did you hear that, Brooklyn?
33:38Honey, the camera's always looking at me
33:40I have my own camera
33:44Luma, you're the type of queen that when I look at you
33:46I'm not sure what I'm going to get
33:48When I see them in a lip sync
33:50You can move
33:51I love the way that you brought your own
33:53Individual quirkiness to it
33:55You know, you started off, you gave me a little broken doll
33:58And then you just gradually built and built and built
34:01I'm all for some robotics
34:04Some, like, storytelling through movement
34:06Which was really, really effective
34:08Because it was a totally different take
34:10Than what Zanna was doing
34:11And you do it so well, even with a pendant necklace on
34:18Queens, we've made our decision
34:23Luma God, congratulations
34:25You're the winner of this slay-off
34:30Thank you
34:32You're safe to slay another day
34:33And have earned a point for your team
34:37Zanna, my dear
34:38I'm sorry, but you lost your battle
34:39And may be up for elimination
34:42Luma, beat your ass, Zanna
34:45Like, what is this?
34:47They just want to see me lip sync again
34:50Girl
34:51Zanna do, Zanna clearly don't
34:55The next slay-off will be to X's
34:58By Tate McRae
35:01Who will be battling for Team Virgo?
35:04I volunteer as tribute
35:06Yes, bitch
35:08That's my drag mother
35:12You better pack your bags, bitch
35:13Because you're going the fuck home
35:15And hoops do we have for Team Perla?
35:18Tiffany, take it away
35:21I'm hungry, bitch
35:23This is going to be a battle
35:25If you thought I was nasty
35:27This is about to be nasty
35:29Our next battle will be the Virgo Queen
35:32Versus Tiffany and Co
35:35They're dead
35:36If Team Perla wins this
35:38Their team will win the slay-offs
35:40No pressure, no pressure
35:42I cannot be in the bottom this week
35:44Oof
35:45No, ma'am
35:47Bottoming's not for me
35:49I eat too many burritos
35:51This song is going to take me to the top
35:54Virgo
35:55That was a bull choice stepping up against me
35:59Oh, I'm sorry, sorry that you love me
36:03Change my mind up like it's origami
36:06Kiss, kiss, kiss, kisses to my exes
36:08Who don't give a shit about me
36:09Kiss, kiss, kisses to the next ones
36:11Who think they got life without me
36:13They make up for it back up in this
36:15Where they never call me
36:17I still keep the number in the necklace
36:19Kisses to my exes
36:21Happens every time
36:24I don't mean me to be cold
36:25But it's how I get
36:28Me and all my pride
36:30Tryna burn down every damn bridge
36:32Anytime we can
36:34And again
36:35I'm a, I'm a, I'm a
36:36Wild ride that never stops
36:38I'm a, I'm a, I'm a
36:39Hard case, they kill a lot
36:42And I, and I swear I can't lie
36:44Just not enough
36:46Let's just say it is what it is
36:48It was what it was
36:50Kiss, kiss, kisses to my exes
36:51Who don't give a shit about me
36:53Kisses, kisses to the next ones
36:55Who think they got life without me
36:57They make up for it back up in this
36:59Where they never call me
37:01I still keep the number in the necklace
37:03Kisses to my exes
37:05Oh, I'm sorry, sorry that you love me
37:07Change my mind up like it's origami
37:10Say, say I wanna go there, then I wanna leave
37:12Make another promise that I can't keep
37:14I don't ever know what I want
37:15But that's what you want
37:16If you're down with it, don't blame me
37:18Making it all before it starts
37:19Making it all up in my head
37:21Tryna just overshare about things I never meant
37:24I'm a, I'm a, I'm a
37:25Wild ride that never stops
37:27I'm a, I'm a, I'm a
37:28Hard case, they kill a lot
37:31And I, and I swear I can't lie
37:33Just not enough
37:35Let's just say it is what it is
37:37It was what it was
37:39Kisses to my exes
37:40Who don't give a shit about me
37:42Kisses, kisses to the next one
37:44Who think they can live without me
37:46They make up for it back up in this
37:48Where they never call me
37:50I still keep the number in the necklace
37:52Kisses to my exes
37:54Oh, I'm sorry, sorry that you love me
37:56Change my mind up like it's origami
38:00Kisses to my exes
38:01I know that I did you dirty
38:03Little messed up, little selfish
38:05We ain't married, I ain't 30
38:07Yeah, we hooked up, then we broke up
38:09And I said you really hurt me
38:11But I still got your number in your necklace
38:13Kisses to my exes
38:19Who gon' help me up?
38:21Leave that bitch alone
38:27Someone needs to phone Tate McRae
38:30And let her know that this was a Tate McSlay
38:34Tiff, your energy is so great
38:36You're such an incredible dancer
38:37You have such beautiful musicality
38:39Thank you
38:40You were giving me sassy and sexy
38:42I love a hard dance
38:44You know when you put your foot into it
38:46And when you hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it
38:48Yeah
38:49I felt like I was with y'all in your bedroom
38:53Lip syncing in front of your mirror
38:55Cause we all know when we like perform in our bedrooms
38:57Like baby, we are giving it like it is Madison Square Garden
39:00You know
39:01Virgo Queen, you have star quality
39:04Your confidence was palpable
39:07I could feel it all the way over here
39:09It was just so well done
39:12You have this swag about you
39:14And I loved your split at the end
39:16I thought that was such a brilliant way
39:18To put a great period right on the end of it
39:21Queens, we've made our decision
39:24The Virgo Queen, congratulations
39:27Yay
39:29You are the winner of this slay-off
39:31Thank you
39:32You're safe to slay another day
39:34And have earned a point for your team
39:37Shay, this was really such an amazing dream come true
39:40Just to perform for you
39:42This is like you walking for Naomi Campbell
39:44With me performing for you
39:46Oh my gosh, thank you
39:47I appreciate that so much
39:49Thank you
39:50Tiffany and co, I'm sorry my dear
39:52You lost your battle
39:54And you may be up for elimination
39:56The teams are tied at 2-2
39:58Whoever wins this slay-off
40:00That team is going to be safe
40:03The score is 2-all
40:06Which means that all comes down to this
40:10I, right now, am reeling in my stool
40:14That sounds so bad
40:17It's almost becoming a little bit too much
40:19Like, I could be going home
40:21I need my team to pull it out
40:23For all of us
40:24The final song will be
40:25Bad Bitches Don't Cry
40:27By Priyanka and Ralph
40:29Will the last two slayers step forward?
40:32We've got the biggest personality in the room
40:35Against the smallest person in the room
40:38I am fighting my nails off
40:41Perla can gracefully slay
40:44Whereas I know
40:45Got this baby
40:46You know, Sanjana's gonna bludgeon me
40:51The final slay-off is between
40:53Sanjana Dibish Queen and Perla
40:56The winner of this slay-off
40:58Will win for their entire team
41:00And the loser will be in the bottom
41:04I'm telling you
41:05I'm about to piss all over this fucking stage
41:08I'm about to bury you, bitch
41:11Bad Bitches Don't Cry
41:12And you about to cry, girl
41:15Am I gonna cry?
41:19Nah
41:20Let's fuck shit up
41:24This ain't no non-stop party
41:27I'm living proof
41:28Got my wannabe, bud
41:31This perfect glassed-up Barbie
41:34So good at faking it
41:36Made you look I'm making it
41:38Can't stop
41:39This pressure's hot
41:40Cut me up like a diamond
41:41I won't stop
41:42Tear drop, tear drop
41:43Suck it up like a lollipop
41:45Let's go
41:46They told me no
41:47I'm at the top
41:48Yeah, check my flow
41:49Never let a hater
41:50Make you act like a hater
41:51Cause the better that you better
41:52Don't forget her
41:54Bad Bitches Don't Cry
41:56Bad Bitches Don't Cry
41:58Bad Bitches Don't Cry
42:00Bad Bitches Don't Cry
42:04I get so hot on my emotions
42:06I get so sad but I don't show it
42:08Bad Bitches Don't Cry
42:13You know we don't cry
42:17This ain't no pity party
42:21She's too emotional
42:22Don't never say about me
42:24No, I'm not dealing with high beams
42:28Just like a hurricane
42:30Crash it if you get in my way
42:32Can't stop
42:33This pressure's hot
42:34Cut me up like a diamond
42:35I won't stop
42:36Tear drop, tear drop
42:37Suck it up like a lollipop
42:39Let's go
42:40They told me no
42:41I'm at the top
42:42Yeah, check my flow
42:43Prada like the devil
42:44Bitch, get on my level
42:45Top story, no, never
42:46Cause I'm better
42:48Bad Bitches Don't Cry
42:50Bad Bitches Don't Cry
42:52Bad Bitches Don't Cry
42:54Bad Bitches Don't Cry
42:58I get so hot on my emotions
42:59I get so sad but I don't show it
43:01Bad Bitches Don't Cry
43:07You know we don't cry
43:19Don't cry
43:21Bad Bitches Don't Cry
43:23Can't stop
43:24Tear drop, tear drop
43:25Suck it up like a lollipop
43:27Let's go
43:28They told me no
43:29I'm at the top
43:30Yeah, check my flow
43:31Never let a hater
43:32Make you act like a hater
43:33Cause I'm better than you
43:34Better don't forget her
43:36Bad Bitches Don't Cry
43:39Bad Bitches Don't Cry
43:40I get so hot on my emotions
43:41I get so sad but I don't show it
43:43Bad Bitches Don't Cry
43:48You know we don't cry
44:00What an iconic way to close off our slay-offs
44:04With this performance
44:05I'm gonna start with Hurricane Sanjana
44:09I was watching you back there
44:10While everyone else was performing
44:11And you were like,
44:12This is my turn yet?
44:13It's the performance anxiety
44:14And I think you're a natural born performer
44:16Like this is where you're meant to be
44:18You came out of the gate piping hot
44:20Popping like popcorn
44:21Making use of the entire stage
44:24You just have like electricity
44:25Running through your veins
44:26It is, it's infectious
44:29And it's really nice to see somebody
44:31Who you can tell wants to be here so badly
44:34Us as judges appreciate that so much
44:36You are so generous
44:38With your energy on this stage
44:41You're like,
44:42I'm not gonna make y'all work for it
44:43I'm gonna work for you
44:45And I will also commend you
44:46Because you have so many accessories on
44:49And they are all still in place
44:51Which I am shocked
44:52I am shocked
44:53I'm not gonna lie girl
44:54You came out in them glasses
44:55And I'm like brownie points
44:56And she keeps those on this entire time
44:58And they did not move
45:00And Perla
45:01Hey
45:02My little pocket rocket
45:03I thought I was your pocket rocket
45:05There's two pockets
45:06We're golden
45:09It's the hairography for me
45:11You had an amazing performance
45:13But there was just this quiet elegance
45:16You can tell you're a really seasoned performer
45:18And you know exactly what you're doing
45:20And you know exactly when to do it
45:22I love seeing someone
45:23That has a little bit of mystery about them
45:26You wonder like what is she going to do next
45:28And I know that Priyanka is watching
45:30I don't know why I'm saying like she died
45:32She's dead, she's dead, it's gone
45:35She's looking down from above
45:38From her business class flight
45:40And she is so proud of the both of you
45:42I just cannot wait to see
45:44What the future has in store for both of you
45:46Thank you
45:47Thank you judges
45:48Queens, we have made our decision
45:52Sanjana Dibish Queen
45:55Congratulations
45:57Yes, thanks!
45:59Yay!
46:00Yay!
46:01Thank you
46:04Thank you, good night
46:05Thank you
46:06You are the winner of this slay-off
46:08And have won the slay-offs for your team
46:13Perla, I'm sorry my dear
46:14But you have lost your battle
46:16And this means you are in the bottom
46:17That is okay
46:18You may both step to the back of the stage
46:20Yay!
46:21I love you
46:22I love you
46:23That was a good fight
46:24That was a good fight
46:26Team Virgo
46:27Congratulations on winning the slay-offs
46:31We loved all of your victory dances
46:33But one of you really one-two stepped it up
46:38The Virgo Queen
46:39Congratulations
46:41You're the winner of this week's maxi-challenge
46:44How much money do I win?
46:47You have won $5,000
46:51And a $5,000 charity donation
46:54To LGBT Youth Line courtesy of Neutrogena
47:00Perla, Tiffany-Anne Coe and Jaylene Thyme
47:03As the losers of your slay-offs
47:05You are the bottom queens this week
47:08The Virgo Queen
47:09You have earned the power of the Golden Viva
47:14Granting you the ability
47:15To save one of the bottom queens
47:17From lip-syncing for their lives
47:20You hold the fate of your sisters in your hands
47:24As you untuck
47:25The bottom queens may plead their case
47:30You may leave the stage
47:31Thank you
47:40Going into Untucked
47:41I feel like the vibe is
47:44Cuckoo
47:45I think there's people that don't expect
47:46To have to be in the bottom
47:47There are people that are safe
47:48That didn't expect to be safe
47:51That was amazing
47:52But first of all
47:53Congratulations Virgo
47:55Second place
47:56Number two
47:58How do you feel?
47:59I feel like on cloud nine
48:02But honestly we all fucking slayed that
48:05How is my safe girls feeling right now?
48:09Thank you so much Sangina
48:10For winning that final lip-sync
48:11You're welcome
48:12It's nice to know that our feud continues
48:14Right?
48:15Bitch
48:16Uma beating me
48:17Definitely gave her some points
48:18In the respect category at least
48:21Go off I guess
48:23I'm not angry at you
48:24I'm just, I'm pissed
48:26I didn't do my best
48:27And I didn't win that lip-sync
48:28It's like a
48:29It's stiff competition
48:30I know but I want to be the stiffest
48:33I don't know if you saw my face
48:34When they said that I won the round
48:36I was shocked
48:38You shouldn't be shocked
48:39You had it up
48:41You hit every beat of that song
48:43I feel awful saying this
48:45But I was really disappointed
48:46By what Sanna did
48:47I couldn't help but feel like
48:49I would have fucking annihilated Uma
48:51In that song
48:52And I wish I had fought harder for that
48:54Tiffany, Perla
48:55This is number three, number two
48:57In the bottom for both of you
48:58After coming off such a successful win
49:00And an amazing lip-sync
49:01What's going on over there?
49:02I think like
49:03I've had to fight since day one
49:05And it's like I never did a bad job
49:07Everything just kind of seems like
49:09Circumstances kind of have just gone against me
49:11Like I worked my fucking ass off to get here
49:14And I worked my ass off on that stage
49:16Like there's a reason why I'm here
49:18This is just an unfortunate blip
49:20For the third time
49:21But it's the way that the cookies have crumbled
49:24And I just can't catch a break
49:27We knew you were choosing that song
49:28And we strategically did that
49:30It was a setup
49:31Yeah
49:32I'm not comfortable with conflict
49:33But I'm going to plead my case
49:35Because I'm not ready to leave
49:37I have so much more to contribute
49:39I just want to say something right now
49:41I came in here and I had the best entrance
49:44I made impact
49:45And I want the best for everybody here
49:47But I deserve to be here
49:49I have work to do
49:50I am not ready to go home
49:52I hope you see me
49:53And just know that everything that I'm doing
49:56I'm giving the best I can from my heart
49:58And I know I've got a lot more to give
50:00I don't always feel I've been able
50:03To really say what I need to say
50:05But I'm here
50:06And I'm going to claim my space
50:09I do see you
50:10I think we all see you
50:11Yeah we do
50:12Absolutely
50:13Thank you
50:14We love you
50:15Thank you
50:16Jaylene has such a way with words
50:19And...
50:20Ugh
50:21Jaylene stop talking so I can get the beaver
50:25Virgo, you have the power of the beaver
50:28I had to do it last week
50:29I know how hard it is to look around this room
50:32And be like what the fuck am I supposed to do
50:34Yes we might have won the smackdown
50:37But I put in a fucking battle bitch
50:39And you did
50:40I'm hoping that my win is taken into consideration
50:43I want to be here
50:44I need to be here
50:45I'm fucking fighting
50:46I'm really looking at Virgo
50:47And I'm thinking
50:48I did the wig on her head right now
50:51I did the fucking wig
50:53I did the fucking wig on her head right now
50:55And she's going to do me like this
50:57I know I have so much more to show
50:59And I have so much more to prove
51:01And I genuinely feel like I deserve that beaver
51:04And Virgo
51:06If you give me that beaver
51:08I know we have a little bit of a hair cost left over
51:13I can afford it now girl
51:16If you want to give me that beaver
51:18I will forgive those debts
51:20You're literally wearing your wig
51:21Interest rates are going up I think
51:22Exactly
51:23It's fair game honey
51:25It's fair game
51:27Thank you for telling me how you feel
51:30I think I just need some time to deliberate
51:32So I'm going to ask my team
51:34If I can just talk to y'all privately
51:36And y'all can like hit the hay
51:38Bye kids
51:39Love you
51:40Bye
51:41Okay y'all so now that they're all gone
51:44What do we really think about these hoes
51:47I don't think anyone would blame you
51:48If you voted with your heart
51:50But if you're not going to vote by track record
51:52That's going to throw the beaver for the rest of the game
51:54If we are going by track record
51:56I do think like Perla just destroyed
52:00I'm thinking that Perla has the better track record
52:03Just because Perla has a win
52:05I want to say that I would pick Tiffany
52:08But again this is her again
52:10Another time in the bottom
52:11I want my Vancouver girls to stay
52:14And like Perla just fucking saved me
52:15So give her the beaver too
52:17Sanjana what are you feeling
52:20I'm sorry like Perla
52:22Her case was like
52:24It went through my ears out the nostrils
52:26Sometimes it's not about the report card
52:29Sorry to say the girl who fails in school
52:31All the fucking time
52:32It's really not for me
52:33It's about someone who actually
52:34Does drag from the heart and not from the eyes
52:36And Jaylene just
52:37She has so much to offer
52:39And I just personally
52:40For me I think Jaylene
52:43I think everyone is justified
52:45So I think you just really have to go
52:47With how you're feeling
52:48I don't know
53:02Welcome back queens
53:04The Virgo queen
53:05Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver
53:08I know that's right
53:09Who are you saving from the chomping block
53:11Well this is a really really tough decision
53:14I think you're all deserving of staying tonight
53:17But the queen that I've decided
53:19To use the golden beaver on
53:22Is Jaylene Thyme
53:24Thank you
53:26We'll all be damned
53:28See you
53:30I love you so much
53:31Jaylene Thyme you are out of the woods this week
53:35You may join the others at the back
53:44Perla, Tiffany and Co
53:47I'm sorry but this means
53:48That you are both up for elimination
53:50Two queens stand before us
53:55Prior to tonight
53:56You were asked to prepare
53:57A lip sync performance of Hot
54:00By Avril Lavigne
54:02This is your last chance to impress us
54:04And save yourself from elimination
54:09The time has come
54:11For you to lip sync
54:13For your life
54:19Good luck
54:20And don't fuck it up
54:30You're so good to me
54:33Baby, baby
54:37I wanna lock you up in my closet
54:41When no one's around
54:44I wanna put your hand in my pocket
54:48The cuz you're allowed
54:51I wanna drive you into the corner
54:55And kiss you without a sound
54:58I wanna stay this way forever
55:01I'll say it loud
55:05Now you're in
55:07And you can't get out
55:09You make me so hot
55:11Make me wanna drop
55:12You're so ridiculous
55:14I can barely stop
55:16I can hardly breathe
55:17You make me wanna scream
55:19You're so fabulous
55:21You're so good to me
55:23Baby, baby
55:26You're so good to me
55:29Baby, baby
55:35Kiss me gently
55:39Always, I know
55:42Hold me, love me
55:45Don't ever go
56:00You make me so hot
56:02You make me wanna drop
56:04You're so ridiculous
56:06I can barely stop
56:07I can hardly breathe
56:09You make me wanna scream
56:11You're so fabulous
56:12You're so good to me
56:14You make me so hot
56:16You make me wanna drop
56:17You're so ridiculous
56:19I can barely stop
56:21I can hardly breathe
56:22You make me wanna scream
56:24You're so fabulous
56:25You're so good to me
56:27Baby, baby
56:31You're so good to me
56:34Baby, baby
56:37You're so good
56:50Queens, we have made our decision.
56:57Perla, Shante, you stay.
57:03You may join the others.
57:04Thank you so much.
57:06I love you so much.
57:13I love you.
57:18Tiffany Ann Coe, you are a real jewel
57:22and we're so excited that you got to share your sparkle with the world.
57:26Thank you all so much.
57:27This was such an amazing ride.
57:29I don't know.
57:30You guys put something in the water,
57:31but I cried every episode.
57:33I just wanted to thank you so much
57:35for making my dreams come true.
57:37Now sashay away.
57:41Yes, baby.
57:42We love you, Tiffany.
57:45Ew, as Tiff.
57:49Yes, Tiffany!
57:51Yes!
57:55I'm so glad that I'm going out pretty.
57:58You are going to see this gorgeous fucking whore
58:01all over the world.
58:03Welcome to the ABG World Tour.
58:05It's Tiffany, bitch.
58:11Congratulations, Queens!
58:13You live to slay another day.
58:17The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
58:20So remember, stay true, north, strong, and...
58:23Cheers!
58:26Now let the music play!
58:46Next time on Canada's Drag Race...
58:48It's design challenge time!
58:52Oh, Lord, Jesus.
58:56I'm so scared.
58:58This might be my opportunity to see her go home.
59:01This is you.
59:02This is about to be you.
59:04Ooh, that might have gotten a little bit messy.
59:06You have that thing that you can't teach people, you know?
59:08It turned out wonderfully.
59:10When you slapped your ass like that,
59:12my cheek got hot.