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00:00:00So the Polar Express was ruined for me in theaters, actually, because the man sitting behind me and my mom jerked off.
00:00:07What?
00:00:09Yeah.
00:00:11Right behind your mom?
00:00:13Right behind us. My mom wound up blaming my sister for this, because we came home and she was like...
00:00:20Was she wearing something she was asking for?
00:00:24Okay, welcome to The Bracket, episode 155. Today we are debating what the best Christmas movie ever is.
00:00:31Loaded topic, we're getting into that time of the year.
00:00:33Good chunk of us, and by good chunk of us I mean just me and Eddie, which probably makes up like 50% of this podcast by mass,
00:00:40is we just got back from Turkey, and man, tell you what, I'm itchy as fuck. How are you feeling, Eddie?
00:00:47Itchy as well.
00:00:48Yeah?
00:00:48Very itchy.
00:00:49You look cool.
00:00:50You look very cool. That haircut suits you.
00:00:52It's like Cillian Murphy in Peaky Blinders.
00:00:54You know, enough people are saying it, I guess I gotta believe it at some point, but I don't feel cool, I gotta tell you.
00:00:58Really?
00:00:59It looks... I don't know.
00:01:00You got elective skull surgery in Asia, and it was... you didn't really need it.
00:01:05I know. It was for the trip.
00:01:08Okay.
00:01:08For the trip.
00:01:09Are you... yeah, you like experiencing stuff like that?
00:01:12Uh, I like experiencing stuff. Like that, who's to say?
00:01:16I heard you got like a 6-hour or a 12-hour full scan of everything in your body?
00:01:20Uh-huh, I did get that.
00:01:22What was that like?
00:01:23Uh, it was basically like something you would have waited for like months and months and months to get done in America.
00:01:29Yeah.
00:01:29Just got it all done in 6 hours.
00:01:31That's cool.
00:01:32It's nice, yeah. It's nice.
00:01:33You got one of those head massages too, I'm so jealous of that.
00:01:35Yeah.
00:01:36I fall asleep to those on YouTube.
00:01:38Dude, those are not... I would recommend if you go.
00:01:39Okay.
00:01:40Come for season 2.
00:01:41Okay.
00:01:42I wanna go to Istanbul.
00:01:43I mean, it was amazing. That was like the coolest city I think I've ever been to in my life.
00:01:46Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:01:47That was unbelievable. Yeah.
00:01:48And, uh, Eddie would just disappear for tracks of time.
00:01:50Like, he would, like, we'd turn around and he was gone.
00:01:53And, like, he would come back and be like, yeah, I was just at a Turkish bathhouse.
00:01:55We're like, where were you?
00:01:56Prostitution's legal there.
00:01:57It is.
00:01:58I would have never guessed.
00:01:59Wow.
00:01:59That's where you were. That's where you were.
00:02:00Prostitution legal.
00:02:01We couldn't figure that out.
00:02:02Prostitution legal, porn illegal.
00:02:04Did not...
00:02:05Uh, no gay prostitution.
00:02:07Yeah, that makes sense.
00:02:09Uh, but yeah, that was one of the coolest cities I think I've ever been to.
00:02:12That was amazing.
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00:02:47We've talked about this a lot and we always mention with Marty like there are sauces yet to be uncovered.
00:02:50Been doing a lot of mix and matching lately to try and find the right types of aiolis and...
00:02:54I'm a big fan.
00:02:55Big fan of aiolis.
00:02:56And aiolis without sauce.
00:02:57Mm-hmm, agreed.
00:02:58Mm-hmm.
00:02:59I've been trying to discover new aiolis and it's been a...
00:03:01Using Kewpie as the base for aiolis has been a mind opening thing to my brain instead of regular mayo.
00:03:06I heard you guys had a good ass pesto and turkey.
00:03:08I, I, I was sleeping.
00:03:10I didn't like it, yeah.
00:03:11But, I heard it was good.
00:03:13Did you get your beard done?
00:03:14Did you get my what?
00:03:15Did you get your beard done?
00:03:16I was saying that, maybe.
00:03:17Unless it looks, like, I don't want it to look unnatural.
00:03:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:20Like, too perfect.
00:03:21Yeah.
00:03:22No, fair.
00:03:23That's a concern.
00:03:24That would look weird.
00:03:25Have you ever seen, like, micro derming or whatever?
00:03:26Like the roller?
00:03:27I tried.
00:03:28It didn't have the consistency.
00:03:29I didn't, I didn't believe that it was doing anything impactful.
00:03:32They're kind of piling on you, Kyle.
00:03:34I didn't know you were, like, known as the pachy.
00:03:36Yeah, yeah, out of nowhere.
00:03:37No disrespect to your beard.
00:03:38Yeah.
00:03:39Your hair looks pretty good, though.
00:03:40My head hair?
00:03:41Do you get enough compliments for your hair?
00:03:43No, not, I don't.
00:03:44I feel like you don't, yeah.
00:03:45I think it's just fine.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:47It's good, though.
00:03:48Okay.
00:03:49Well, thank you, Eddie.
00:03:50Rudy almost got his beard done.
00:03:51He decided last minute he bailed.
00:03:52Fuck that.
00:03:53That'd be way too painful.
00:03:54Yeah.
00:03:55Yeah.
00:03:56Yeah.
00:03:57Would not have wanted that to go through.
00:03:58Oh, that would hurt.
00:03:59His vanity knows no bounds, though.
00:04:00None.
00:04:01Yeah, true.
00:04:02Yeah, I sent you guys a picture of him at dinner, taking, trying to look hot in the
00:04:05Snapchat.
00:04:06He took the Snapchat, like, 15 times.
00:04:07Yeah.
00:04:08He kept, like, doing different angles, like, putting a cigarette in his mouth, taking it
00:04:11out, and, like, trying to find the right angle on it.
00:04:13It was...
00:04:14And he told me it worked.
00:04:15Yeah.
00:04:16Of course it worked.
00:04:17Of course it worked.
00:04:18But, yeah, anyway, Best Christmas Movies.
00:04:22First matchup, we have the number five seed versus the 12 seed.
00:04:24Number five seed, an all-time classic.
00:04:26It's a Wonderful Life.
00:04:27I'll be frank, I haven't watched this movie in a very long time, probably since I was
00:04:31a kid, but I do remember it being relatively heartwarming, considering it is a movie that
00:04:35starts out with a guy about to kill himself.
00:04:37Yep.
00:04:38That's a big focal point of the movie.
00:04:39Yeah.
00:04:40Massive focal point of the movie is that George, right, is about to jump off a fucking bridge
00:04:44because he thinks...
00:04:45George Bailey?
00:04:46Yes.
00:04:47He's about to jump off a bridge because he thinks life is not worth living.
00:04:49Life is not worth living.
00:04:50What's the premise of this movie?
00:04:51How does he get saved?
00:04:52What's the premise of this?
00:04:53They, like, go through and see what his life would be like if he wasn't there, like, right?
00:04:57Yeah.
00:04:58For everyone else in his life.
00:04:59And I think it's, like, because you've got friends, you're not a failure.
00:05:02Yeah.
00:05:03And, like, everyone's life is worse because he's not in it, and he thinks it's the opposite.
00:05:07Also, not really a Christmas movie till the final, like, two minutes of the movie.
00:05:12But that's a big Christmas.
00:05:13It is a big Christmas part, but watching it for the first time, I watched it for the first
00:05:16time in my high school film class, and it was one of those movies where everyone rolls
00:05:19their eyes and they're like, oh, we're going to watch a boring black and white movie, and
00:05:23then everyone winds up loving it.
00:05:25Yeah.
00:05:26But it was like we were all waiting for Christmas to come into the movie at some point.
00:05:29It's A Wonderful Life is going up against the number 12 seed.
00:05:32Sorry, we're still good at fucking fixing...
00:05:34We don't have anything in New York.
00:05:35We have no tunnels.
00:05:36We have no internet.
00:05:37We've got no nothing.
00:05:38The tunnel is unbelievable.
00:05:40You guys have tunnels.
00:05:41They're just tunnels.
00:05:42Synagogues.
00:05:43Yeah, there's people crawling out of them is the difference there.
00:05:47So that's going up.
00:05:48Speaking of, it's going up against The Night Before, starring Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt,
00:05:54Anthony Mackie.
00:05:55Pretty funny comedy movie, I'll think.
00:05:56It's pretty funny, but, like, going up against a class...
00:05:59Boy, I'm going to be just saying this a lot, I think.
00:06:02I haven't seen this one.
00:06:05This is probably out of all these ones on the list, I would imagine it is by far the
00:06:08least seen one.
00:06:10But it is one where, when I put the call out, a lot of people responded with this.
00:06:14And I get it.
00:06:15It's funny.
00:06:16It's newer.
00:06:17I would nowhere put it near in the classic territory, like not even like tears and tears
00:06:20and tears below that.
00:06:21But it still is a pretty funny movie and one of the better, newer Christmas movies to come
00:06:25out.
00:06:26Because since Elf, like how many good Christmas movies have actually come out?
00:06:29I couldn't name one in the last 10 years.
00:06:33It's bad.
00:06:34It's Slim Pickens.
00:06:35So, The Night Before versus It's a Wonderful Life.
00:06:39Let's start with Bob Fox.
00:06:40I think this is easy for It's a Wonderful Life.
00:06:42Great movie, feel-good classic, timeless.
00:06:46The Night Before is good.
00:06:47The only thing I really remember about it is they do the big piano bit from Big, where
00:06:52they step on the piano, but they play Runaway by Kanye.
00:06:55Pretty good.
00:06:56Pretty good bit.
00:06:57But yeah, It's a Wonderful Life.
00:06:58It's a good group.
00:06:59They're a funny trio, I think, out of nowhere.
00:07:00It's the same thing.
00:07:02This is like fucking Duke versus like a high school or something.
00:07:06This is no chance, so It's a Wonderful Life for me.
00:07:09Danny?
00:07:10The Night Before, probably the perfect 12-seed for this.
00:07:13I'm curious to see how much staying power this is going to have throughout the years,
00:07:16but anyone who's not choosing It's a Wonderful Life here is out of their mind.
00:07:20It's a Wonderful Life.
00:07:21Yeah.
00:07:22I think Robbie hit the nail on the head, where it's one of those things where you kind of
00:07:25just watch because you have to.
00:07:27I chore-watched it.
00:07:29I'm like, I know it's a classic.
00:07:31I got to knock it out, and I enjoyed it quite a bit more than I thought I would, so It's
00:07:34a Wonderful Life for me.
00:07:36KB?
00:07:37I haven't seen either of these.
00:07:39Honestly, Danny, I think I would like the comedy one more, but I guess it's a classic,
00:07:46so I'll go with the classic.
00:07:47Yeah.
00:07:48We have to talk about just like shaming cliches.
00:07:53We've had this talk before.
00:07:54Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's necessarily better, but in this case, it does.
00:07:59In this case, it's so...
00:08:00In order for it to be a classic, it has to be better than something that's not a classic,
00:08:03right?
00:08:04No, because it's a Christmas story.
00:08:05It's just kind of outdated, but you know you have to give it respect.
00:08:08That's kind of what I mean, but going up against the new Seth Rogen, whoever else is in a movie,
00:08:13that's an easy one.
00:08:14Right.
00:08:15No, I agree.
00:08:16I'll go with the...
00:08:17It's a Wonderful Life.
00:08:18It's a Wonderful Life.
00:08:19Yeah.
00:08:20It's like respect your elders.
00:08:21Yeah.
00:08:22Nick?
00:08:23Yeah.
00:08:24I'm sitting on the sidelines.
00:08:25We've never seen either of these, but it's interesting.
00:08:26I didn't think...
00:08:27They're not really making Christmas movies anymore.
00:08:28No.
00:08:29It's very ambitious.
00:08:31Multiple times, African-American men have told me I look like Seth Rogen.
00:08:34Really?
00:08:35Never a white person.
00:08:36Never a white person.
00:08:40That's cool.
00:08:41I was that big, Seth?
00:08:42Yeah.
00:08:43Yeah.
00:08:44I think I'm going to roll with classic here, just because doesn't it air all day on TV
00:08:49one day?
00:08:50Or is that a Christmas story?
00:08:51That's a Christmas story does that.
00:08:52Yeah.
00:08:53For sure.
00:08:54That airs a lot too, right?
00:08:55Definitely.
00:08:56That's on the rush more of what you would call Christmas movies.
00:08:57Yeah.
00:08:59All right.
00:09:00I'm going to roll with that.
00:09:01Probably not a good excuse, but it's more prevalent.
00:09:04Is there a quote that I would know from that movie?
00:09:06It's a Wonderful Life.
00:09:07Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.
00:09:09An angel gets its wings.
00:09:10Yeah.
00:09:11There we go.
00:09:12I know a quote from it.
00:09:13There we go.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15It's a Wonderful Life is going to move on.
00:09:16It is a classic.
00:09:17It's one of the all-timers.
00:09:18Even beyond that, I think if you're thinking about black and white movies, I think that's
00:09:20one of the standout all-timers in the black and white era of movies.
00:09:25Eddie had a good question.
00:09:26I don't know if we caught it off air about watching It's a Wonderful Life in color.
00:09:30Yeah.
00:09:31I watch it in color.
00:09:32Does that count?
00:09:33Oh, man.
00:09:34Die watching in color if it's a black and white movie.
00:09:38That's the only reason I got to vote for Night Before Now?
00:09:41Bob Fox has always hated the color.
00:09:42No.
00:09:43Wait.
00:09:44No.
00:09:45Whoa.
00:09:46No.
00:09:47No.
00:09:48Backing that one up.
00:09:49But yeah.
00:09:50It's a Wonderful Life is going to move on.
00:09:51I think it counts, Eddie, but yeah.
00:09:52You got it.
00:09:53The old guys hate you.
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:55It's on movierankings.net.
00:09:56Not reviewed?
00:09:57Wow.
00:09:58What y'all doing?
00:09:59What y'all doing?
00:10:00The night before.
00:10:01Wait.
00:10:02It's the night before?
00:10:03Or the night before?
00:10:04It is.
00:10:05Damn.
00:10:06That's tough.
00:10:07That's a tough one.
00:10:08You know what you gave it, Kenjack?
00:10:09I would guess somewhere in the 60s.
00:10:1264.
00:10:13Boom.
00:10:14Okay.
00:10:15All right.
00:10:16I redeemed it.
00:10:17D'Lo gave it a low 98.
00:10:18He does have his Christmas movie marathon he does every year.
00:10:22No.
00:10:23He's 67.
00:10:25Okay.
00:10:26So number four seed versus the number 13 seed.
00:10:27Number four seed is Bad Santa, which I think, beyond being one of the better Christmas movies,
00:10:32it's so funny.
00:10:33It's so, so funny.
00:10:36And that's going up against...
00:10:37I think it's the only one other than The Night Before, which is probably the not seen a ton,
00:10:41which is Office Christmas Party, another one that was submitted a ton.
00:10:44People love this movie.
00:10:45Really good movie.
00:10:46Yeah.
00:10:47Jason Bateman.
00:10:48Yeah.
00:10:49Jason Bateman, T.J. Miller, Olivia Moon.
00:10:50Oh, it is good.
00:10:51Yeah.
00:10:52It's a pretty solid movie, but I mean, another one where it's just kind of might be going
00:10:56up against Juggernaut.
00:10:57I'll start with you, Nick.
00:10:59When I see Billy Bob, that's all I can think of.
00:11:02That is his preemptive role to me.
00:11:04This is probably not correct, but to me, that's him.
00:11:10It's a classic.
00:11:11I remember the bad kid in our class, RJ.
00:11:14RJ.
00:11:15Yeah.
00:11:16Yeah.
00:11:17He invited us all over to watch it, and it was the coolest I felt at that point in time,
00:11:20watching a movie like that.
00:11:22So I'm going to Bad Santa.
00:11:23One for Bad Santa.
00:11:24KB.
00:11:25I think Bad Santa is a top comedy movie.
00:11:29Not the top, not top 10, but it's up there in tiers.
00:11:32So I'll go with that.
00:11:34Two for Bad Santa.
00:11:36I haven't seen the other one.
00:11:37I believe that Thurman Merman, the name, next to the person who they casted for it, is the
00:11:44most perfectly casted look person of all time.
00:11:47Yeah.
00:11:48I don't know if that made sense, but you guys-
00:11:49That's a perfect character.
00:11:51And the scene where he realizes that Billy Bob Thurman, he's like, her name is Thurman
00:11:56Merman.
00:11:57It's just so perfect.
00:12:01Yeah.
00:12:02So you're going for Bad Santa, Eddie?
00:12:04Yeah.
00:12:05Of course.
00:12:06Of course.
00:12:07Bad Santa.
00:12:08Danny?
00:12:09Got to go with Bad Santa, too.
00:12:10I feel like there was a year, probably 12, 13, where you were done watching the Santa
00:12:11Claus one and two, and you finally graduated to Bad Santa.
00:12:15I think I said sandwiches instead of sandwiches for a good five years after that movie.
00:12:20Like KB said, Bad Santa, not only a great Christmas movie, a great comedy.
00:12:24Yes.
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26Who's the little person that is in that?
00:12:28That guy is so funny.
00:12:29The guy who plays the elf in that.
00:12:31Oh, yeah.
00:12:32Shoot.
00:12:33Bernie Mac also very funny in it.
00:12:34Oh, yeah.
00:12:35His name's Tony Cox.
00:12:36Tony Cox.
00:12:37Damn.
00:12:38I wish I could have pulled that out.
00:12:39Does it hurt it that they ruined it with a sequel?
00:12:42No.
00:12:43There's so many of those.
00:12:44So many really late, like, let's make an attempt at a sequel.
00:12:47You can't let it ruin an original, at least to me, anyway.
00:12:51No, I'll listen to you.
00:12:52I trust you.
00:12:53I would go for Bad Santa as well.
00:12:54Bob Fox.
00:12:55Easy Bad Santa.
00:12:56One of my favorite Christmas movies.
00:12:57I agree with KB when he said just a great comedy overall.
00:12:59I once, when I watched this for the first time, thought it would be really funny to,
00:13:04I have an older sister.
00:13:05She had a night out.
00:13:06I knew she was going to be hungover the next morning.
00:13:08I replaced her advent calendar chocolate with Advil.
00:13:11Oh, I forgot about that scene where he replaces all of it.
00:13:13That was funny.
00:13:14Oh, shit.
00:13:15Oh, damn.
00:13:16I forgot that.
00:13:17Very funny movie.
00:13:18Was it a wooden pickle?
00:13:19I think it was.
00:13:20Yeah.
00:13:21He replaced it all with the weird shit.
00:13:24Speaking of sequels too, though, you know, I've never seen Sandlot 2, but you want to
00:13:29talk about the greatest backup casting?
00:13:32Thurman Merman was a catcher.
00:13:33Oh my God.
00:13:34In Sandlot 2.
00:13:35Wow.
00:13:36That works.
00:13:37That's phenomenal casting.
00:13:38Yeah, that is good casting.
00:13:39I wonder what he's up to.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41The way that confused out with Bad News Bears, which was also, was Billy Bob Thornton.
00:13:45Yes, you're right.
00:13:46If I remember right, there was a, I think his name was Eric Wood.
00:13:49He was a center for the Bills who looked just like Thurman Merman.
00:13:52And for like a few years, I thought he was Thurman Merman.
00:13:55I thought that the kid that played Thurman Merman grew up to become an NFL center.
00:13:59Because the guy, the player looked that much like him.
00:14:01I think it was Eric Wood anyway.
00:14:03But yeah, Bad Santa, Clean Sweep.
00:14:05Now we're going to get into one where, this is one where I'm very excited, mostly because
00:14:08Danny Conrad's here.
00:14:09Unfortunately, we couldn't have Tommy Smokes.
00:14:12But the number eight seed, The Grinch.
00:14:15So for those of you that don't know, that weren't here, KB and Nick were, Danny Conrad
00:14:19and Tommy Smokes may be the number one and number two Grinch heads on the planet.
00:14:24They know more about-
00:14:25I was not here for this.
00:14:26Yeah.
00:14:27They know more about The Grinch than you could possibly forget.
00:14:31It's embarrassing.
00:14:32You're talking live action, cartoon?
00:14:33Jim Carrey.
00:14:34Jim Carrey.
00:14:35Jim Carrey's.
00:14:36I could probably say word for word, at least the first 45 minutes of that movie, Hard Bock
00:14:42in Abacanasia who?
00:14:45I don't know what it was.
00:14:46In third grade, there was this kid and he was allegedly the coolest kid in my class
00:14:49and he would quote Jim Carrey's Grinch every day.
00:14:52And I was like, I want to be like this kid.
00:14:53That's how you became the cool kid, by quoting movies.
00:14:55Right.
00:14:56I'm not joking.
00:14:57Yeah.
00:14:58That's what it was back then.
00:14:59And he would do the Grinch smile and everything.
00:15:00And ever since, I've just loved Jim Carrey's rendition of The Grinch.
00:15:02I'll say it before.
00:15:03My favorite tweet.
00:15:04Sorry.
00:15:05I said it before.
00:15:06I'll say it again.
00:15:07My favorite tweet.
00:15:08I'll say it before.
00:15:10Damn.
00:15:11It's like an auto-perception of time.
00:15:14But Coley said, Jim Carrey's Grinch doesn't get the same respect as Heath Ledger's Joker
00:15:18for no good reason.
00:15:19And I have to agree with that.
00:15:21Wow.
00:15:22Seven hours of makeup every damn day.
00:15:24He didn't need to do that.
00:15:25Yeah.
00:15:26I'm going Grinch from here on out, probably for the rest of this bracket.
00:15:28He knew all the characters' names.
00:15:30Him and Tommy went back and forth rattling off bar for bar character names, locations,
00:15:35lines.
00:15:36It was very impressive how much they knew about The Grinch.
00:15:39It's a lot.
00:15:40It almost won best fictional world to live in.
00:15:42Oh my god.
00:15:43On a snowflake because of how much they love The Grinch.
00:15:46Grinch podcast coming soon.
00:15:49And that's going up against number nine.
00:15:51People like this.
00:15:52I really have never liked this movie very much.
00:15:54Polar Express.
00:15:55The Polar Express.
00:15:56I've never.
00:15:57There's something about that Zemeckis animation style.
00:15:59That's uncanny valley shit.
00:16:01I really have just never really liked it.
00:16:04To a degree, though, I'll say that this movie undoubtedly has that Christmas spirit to it.
00:16:08Like going to the Santa Claus, blah, blah, blah, all that shit.
00:16:10It has it, but I've never enjoyed it.
00:16:13So Polar Express versus The Grinch, PopFox.
00:16:16So The Polar Express was ruined for me in theaters, actually, because the man sitting
00:16:21behind me and my mom jerked off.
00:16:23What?
00:16:24Yeah.
00:16:25I remember this.
00:16:26Oh.
00:16:27Right behind your mom?
00:16:29Right behind us.
00:16:30My mom wound up blaming my sister for this because we came home and she was like.
00:16:35Was she wearing something?
00:16:37No, my sister didn't come to the movies with us, so she was like, if you would have came,
00:16:42I could have got up and I could have went to the manager and got him kicked out of there.
00:16:47She didn't want to leave with me.
00:16:49It was a whole thing.
00:16:50So I'm going to go with The Grinch.
00:16:52I really do enjoy The Grinch.
00:16:53Do you remember what scene?
00:16:54He was pounding?
00:16:55No, I actually don't really.
00:16:56Like, I was never aware this was happening.
00:16:59I was young enough where my mom was able to shield my innocent eyes and ears and just
00:17:03keep me focused on The Polar Express.
00:17:06She brings it up.
00:17:07Not the only time I've been in a theater where someone jerked off.
00:17:10Also, Zero Dark Thirty happened in that movie.
00:17:13Why those two movies?
00:17:14Zero Dark Thirty?
00:17:15I couldn't tell you.
00:17:16Is that when Osama gets killed?
00:17:17It is.
00:17:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:19Yeah, I get that.
00:17:20The uncanny valley thing of Polar Express, I heard is because Tom Hanks does the motion
00:17:24capture for almost everyone in the movie, like even the kids.
00:17:27So they didn't put it together that like adult face muscles move differently than kid face
00:17:32muscles.
00:17:33So it's like all the kids have adult faces somehow.
00:17:36They did have one of the all time dork characters, that kid with the glasses.
00:17:39Yeah, I get tagging tweets of him a lot.
00:17:42Oh yeah.
00:17:43Merry Christmas.
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:45I still can't believe your mom didn't pull you from the theater like, yeah, I don't want
00:17:48you to miss the movie.
00:17:49No, and she doesn't even like when I talk about it in content.
00:17:52I've written blogs about it before.
00:17:53She's like, oh my God, I feel like a bad mom.
00:17:55I think she still has this weird fear that they're going to like take me away from her
00:17:59like Dyfus is going to come.
00:18:00Yeah.
00:18:01Yeah.
00:18:02Chastain is pants to the fucking Polar Express.
00:18:04That's.
00:18:05I don't know what's crazier, honestly.
00:18:06Oh yeah, those two movies.
00:18:07Yeah.
00:18:08Polar Express, Zero Dark Thirty.
00:18:09Zero Dark Thirty at least has Chastain.
00:18:13So Polar Express versus The Grinch.
00:18:14You're going for The Grinch?
00:18:15Yeah.
00:18:16I actually do like The Grinch a lot.
00:18:17I think it's a great movie.
00:18:18Me too.
00:18:19I'm going with The Grinch as well.
00:18:20I think it's like genuinely funny.
00:18:21I think it's adult funny too.
00:18:22Like there are lines in it.
00:18:23Then if you watch it again later in life, like you pick up on it and you're like, oh,
00:18:26that was funny.
00:18:27I just saw a picture of Jim Carrey in his full Grinch get up with Eddie Murphy in the
00:18:31full Nutty Professor get up.
00:18:33Apparently they were filming maybe a Nutty Professor sequel, I would assume, at the same
00:18:37time as The Grinch on the same studio.
00:18:39Fat suits were in.
00:18:40Yeah.
00:18:41Yeah.
00:18:42That like big mama's house happening.
00:18:43Yeah.
00:18:44Norbit.
00:18:45Oh yeah.
00:18:46Everyone was in a fat suit.
00:18:47Fat bastard.
00:18:48Yeah.
00:18:49Next door.
00:18:50Yeah.
00:18:51And then that kind of fat suits went away again until The Whale brought them all back.
00:18:52True.
00:18:53That and Tom Hanks as the fucking dude in Elvis.
00:18:55Yeah.
00:18:56So I'll go for Grinch as well.
00:18:58Danny Conrad.
00:19:00You know, I'm taking the Grinch feel like Polar Express kind of came at a weird time
00:19:03like we were slightly too old to enjoy a new animated Christmas movie.
00:19:07But regardless, Grinch, Danny.
00:19:10Yes.
00:19:11Santa.
00:19:12What's the meaning of Christmas?
00:19:14You're asking me?
00:19:15Yeah.
00:19:16Is this a quote from Polar Express?
00:19:17Yeah.
00:19:18Or no.
00:19:19No.
00:19:20The Grinch.
00:19:21Oh.
00:19:22Oh no.
00:19:23Stumped.
00:19:24Stumped.
00:19:25I think I kind of got stumped.
00:19:26This is the Jim Carrey one.
00:19:27Yeah.
00:19:28What's the meaning of Christmas?
00:19:29I don't know.
00:19:31I thought there was a line too, because that's not even a damn line.
00:19:32You're right.
00:19:33Wow.
00:19:34Reverse stumped.
00:19:35No reverse card.
00:19:36I thought there was a line where she's like for to spread for something for all to hear.
00:19:39That's elf.
00:19:40Oh yeah.
00:19:41Fuck.
00:19:42That's elf.
00:19:43All right.
00:19:44That's elf.
00:19:45Yep.
00:19:46Damn.
00:19:47Eddie.
00:19:48Don't try me.
00:19:49I don't know what's wrong with me, but like Bob Fox, you posted a lot of kid pictures
00:19:50of you wearing like DX shirts and stuff.
00:19:52Picture you and a man just furiously masturbating behind you.
00:19:55Yeah.
00:19:56Fucking me upright.
00:19:57To Polar Express?
00:19:58Yeah.
00:19:59That guy should be in prison.
00:20:00How did you catch him?
00:20:01Below prison.
00:20:02We didn't.
00:20:03He's still on the loose.
00:20:04I mean, like my mom just knew what was happening.
00:20:05How did you know he was doing that?
00:20:07I guess my mom heard some fapping.
00:20:09A red flag when a four-year-old man bought a single ticket to Polar Express.
00:20:14Yeah.
00:20:15Great point.
00:20:16Yeah.
00:20:17Holy shit.
00:20:18KB.
00:20:19Or sorry.
00:20:20Yeah.
00:20:21Eddie, you went with that Grinch, right?
00:20:22Yeah.
00:20:23It's great.
00:20:24Jim Carrey like wanted to like quit acting forever and like kill himself because of the
00:20:25makeup.
00:20:26So it would be disrespectful.
00:20:28I don't know how Bob Fox's childhood trauma is going to single-handedly push the Grinch
00:20:30to his death.
00:20:31Yeah.
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:33KB.
00:20:34Give me the Grinch.
00:20:35Oh, yeah.
00:20:36KB.
00:20:37Yeah.
00:20:38The Grinch.
00:20:39Nick.
00:20:40It's a shame that the animation is so bad in Polar Express because I think the story
00:20:42is very good.
00:20:43Yes.
00:20:44I would agree.
00:20:45Yeah.
00:20:46Pretty good.
00:20:47But you got to go Grinch here.
00:20:48It's bizarre how bad Zemeckis' filmography got.
00:20:51So he does like all these great movies.
00:20:52He does Back to the Future.
00:20:53In the 90s, he does like whatever you think of it, like Forrest Gump wins Oscars.
00:20:56And then he does Cast Away, which is great.
00:20:58And then after that, he does like Polar Express.
00:21:00Horrible.
00:21:01Like Beowulf.
00:21:02Horrible.
00:21:03Oh, Beowulf.
00:21:04Yeah.
00:21:05That's a movie.
00:21:06That's an animated one.
00:21:07You can jerk off to.
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09Welcome to Marwen.
00:21:10What do they got?
00:21:11That's got Angelina Jolie coming out of like a gold pool.
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:15And a lot of these really bad movies.
00:21:16I'm hard right now.
00:21:17He did Flight, which was like, OK, but like not at the level of like even Cast Away.
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:23Rat Race.
00:21:24Yeah.
00:21:25Rat.
00:21:27Yeah.
00:21:28Oh, yeah.
00:21:29Yeah.
00:21:30A great movie.
00:21:31My favorite movie.
00:21:32Kyle's favorite movie.
00:21:33The Klaus Barbie Museum.
00:21:34As a kid, it was.
00:21:35Breckenmire.
00:21:36Yeah.
00:21:37Mm hmm.
00:21:38Yeah.
00:21:39I'd love to watch that with you.
00:21:40You know what's you know is.
00:21:41Yeah.
00:21:42We got to start watching movies together.
00:21:43I don't watch movies with anybody but myself.
00:21:44Let's do it.
00:21:45The scene where they go to the Klaus Barbie Museum is so fucking funny.
00:21:47Like he burns his mouth or whatever, and it has like a Hitler mustache.
00:21:51And like he's sitting like, and like the one guy shoots at him.
00:21:56It's so funny.
00:21:57Oh, shit.
00:21:58Yeah.
00:21:59I think I remember that.
00:22:00It's your favorite movie.
00:22:01And you can't remember like that.
00:22:02I remember.
00:22:03I remember like the Nazi Museum.
00:22:04Yeah, that's what.
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:06That's what you're talking about.
00:22:07Yeah.
00:22:08The Klaus was a Bart.
00:22:09It was the Klaus.
00:22:10They thought they were going to the Barbie Museum, but it was the Klaus Barbie Museum
00:22:12who was like a famous Nazi.
00:22:14Oh, yeah.
00:22:15I didn't understand that at the time.
00:22:17Yeah.
00:22:18So now as Grinch moves on, we have our 1C vs. 16C plan.
00:22:22The 16C plan is a lot of the Rankin-Bass movies off the top.
00:22:25So Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
00:22:26So these are like the Claymation animated ones.
00:22:29Claymation is my favorite medium of film.
00:22:33So start.
00:22:34I love Claymation.
00:22:35Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
00:22:36Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
00:22:37Do you guys, how do you guys feel about that one?
00:22:38Love it.
00:22:39Two is better than one.
00:22:42Wow.
00:22:43What happens in two?
00:22:44I think that's Bumble, dude.
00:22:45Or is that Heatmizer?
00:22:47You're without a Santa Claus Heatmizer.
00:22:48I think Bumble is two.
00:22:50Yeah.
00:22:51Santa Claus is Coming to Town.
00:22:53That's one where it's like young Santa.
00:22:55I never loved that one, to be honest.
00:22:56I always thought that one was kind of weak.
00:22:58Wasn't he like good looking?
00:22:59That's the Red-Headed Santa?
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:02He kind of looked like Francis.
00:23:03When you're younger, you watch it like, oh, that makes perfect sense why we have reindeer
00:23:07and why he's giving presents out.
00:23:08Good origin story.
00:23:09Go on.
00:23:10The Year Without a Santa Claus.
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:12That one's okay.
00:23:13That's Heatmizer.
00:23:14Oh, Mr. Heatmizer.
00:23:15That one.
00:23:16Yeah.
00:23:17Yeah.
00:23:18You guys watched all these?
00:23:19Every single one.
00:23:20Still will.
00:23:21Still will.
00:23:22Interesting.
00:23:23I should have.
00:23:25You guys watched all these?
00:23:26The 25 Days of Christmas?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:28Formerly known as Freeform?
00:23:29Frosty the Snowman.
00:23:30I like Frosty.
00:23:31I never liked Frosty.
00:23:33We never got along.
00:23:34It's like 15.
00:23:35What?
00:23:36What do you mean?
00:23:37You didn't like Frosty?
00:23:38We never clicked.
00:23:39Not Frost.
00:23:40That's a post.
00:23:41That's a winter post-Christmas movie.
00:23:42That's like a January, February movie.
00:23:44Always freaked me out at the end when they go to the greenhouse.
00:23:46That guy's trying to melt them.
00:23:47I'm trying to run the show.
00:23:48Yeah.
00:23:49All right, next.
00:23:50Move along.
00:23:51Jack Frost.
00:23:52No, never fucked with Jack.
00:23:53I did like this.
00:23:54You did like it.
00:23:55So Jack Frost, the only one I know is where the dad dies and turns into a snowman.
00:23:58No, that's the live action.
00:23:59Oh, we're not talking about that?
00:24:00No, no.
00:24:01It's Jack Frost, the animated version.
00:24:02Oh, I didn't know there was an animated version.
00:24:03Yeah, not very good.
00:24:04There's also another one where there's a killer snowman.
00:24:05Yeah.
00:24:06Yeah.
00:24:07Yes.
00:24:08Shannon Elizabeth gets murdered in a bathroom.
00:24:09That's the early 2000s one.
00:24:10And then there's one before that where I think it's Michael Keaton plays a dad who dies and
00:24:11inherits a snowman's body or something.
00:24:12They were like next to each other at Hollywood video games.
00:24:13Yeah.
00:24:14Yeah.
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00:29:45But that's not a problem.
00:29:4690% of the movie is not very Christmas spirit.
00:29:47Yeah.
00:29:48Yeah.
00:29:49But the events don't happen unless there's Christmas.
00:29:50Yes.
00:29:51And everything aesthetically around the movie is Christmas.
00:29:52Yeah.
00:29:53Yes.
00:29:54That's important.
00:29:55Yes, even the traps are, you know, broken ornaments and stuff like that.
00:29:56Yeah, yeah.
00:29:57Yeah.
00:29:58It's an action thriller with a Christmas theme.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:01Yeah.
00:30:02And it's, by the way, and Eddie knows I've mentioned this every time we're on dogwalk.
00:30:04The Netflix show, The Movies That Made Us, they like to do like the background or like all
00:30:09behind the scenes of how they make movies their episode on the home alone
00:30:12on home alone is amazing like all really good that was one of my favorite those
00:30:16are my favorite things to watch on Netflix yeah the boys that made us the
00:30:19movies that no I gotta watch really good amazing they shot this entire like
00:30:22everything you see from the interior of the house is in a gym yeah Jim I don't
00:30:27know if I'd like that it's weird inside a gym Zaro is this a safe space yes my
00:30:34favorite movie as a kid was home alone 3 it was my first time experiencing like
00:30:43rock music I think when he like set up the pranks I love that Rex it was Max
00:30:48Keeble right it was Max Keeble yeah which is a good movie too you would have
00:30:52got my reference I kept saying like a couple weeks before I was leaving I was
00:30:55like the thing I'm worried most about the hair transplant is looking like the
00:30:58one of the villains who gets hit by oh yeah those guys get so fucked up and
00:31:03they're kind of terrorists they are robbers it's a missile system it's in
00:31:10the RC car right yeah yes they're terrorists like intercontinental
00:31:14missiles I'm glad you said that cuz that was a big like influence on me as huge I
00:31:19thought he was the coolest kid in the world mm-hmm poor miss Hess is just in
00:31:23that meat locker freezing oh my god what one of the terrorists was a very good
00:31:29looking woman right does she try to scarlet Johansson Johansson is in the
00:31:31movie the terrorist isn't Scarlett Johansson here's his sister's one of the
00:31:37terrorists yeah but Scarlett Johansson is in that yeah I think one of the
00:31:40terrorists is a very hot Russian I'm due for a rewatch yeah so home alone versus
00:31:46the number number 16 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer start with you Nick
00:31:50it's got to be home alone it's tough the every scene every background being red
00:31:57and green it's it's get you in the spirit mm-hmm and it's just fun it's
00:32:03and there's another one where he gets just as funny when it's an adult oh yeah
00:32:06start processing more of like the adult parts of Christmas Pesci is just it's
00:32:09incredible yeah Joe Pesci so funny and him like not being with a person just
00:32:12doing that like Fraggle Raggle or whatever thing he did like it's great
00:32:16one for home alone KB yeah home alone easy easy easy money for home alone
00:32:21Danny it's easy but it's not that easy you need to get a claymation one in
00:32:26before Christmas comes I'm going home alone but it's not that easy mm-hmm I'd
00:32:30go home alone as well you're gonna get fucking destroyed destroy me I think it
00:32:34was pretty easy I go home alone so easy like home alone at the the end of that
00:32:39movie when Kevin reunites with his mom it could bring tears to my eyes every
00:32:44single time I was probably here finally except Rudolph oh so good oh so much
00:32:48easier to relate to a boy my age than a clay within an outcast yeah guy who got
00:32:54bullied by all the other reindeer he's a loser a bit you know he just got lucky
00:32:58with the nose that one day but the greatest I don't miss not watching or
00:33:02of all time the John Williams yeah it's the greatest kid performance in a movie
00:33:05by Macaulay Culkin arguably it's so funny and so quotable not a scene wasted
00:33:12keep the change of filthy animal one of the best Christmas quotes of all time
00:33:16it's chalk for a reason it's number one for a reason mm-hmm the scene where he
00:33:19steps on a nail oh the nail scene all the boiler I was scared shitless at that
00:33:24Home Alone's a movie so good they remade it for the sequel and it's it's great
00:33:28still yeah Home Alone 2 very good Home Alone 3 I would agree when I was a kid I
00:33:32really liked Home Alone and as I think I watched it again like a little older I
00:33:34was like oh yeah not quite as good and they made like there's like six Home
00:33:38Alones by the way yeah there's a lot there's so many yeah there are a lot of
00:33:41Home Alones ones you've never heard of like they're crazy they're gonna double
00:33:44check to see if they brought that kid or not they're not very good lose that boy
00:33:51so Home Alone's gonna move on but before we get to the second half let's talk
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00:35:01out to factor so now we have the number 11 seed versus the succeed let me see
00:35:06this movie I don't love what people really do love the Santa Claus I'm not a
00:35:09big Santa Claus I actually I actually don't love it as a kid yeah I'm not a
00:35:13big fan I I don't I haven't seen it pubed yeah it's it's not a great AP
00:35:21watch I would say yeah yeah no Danny you're such a fucking yeah you're
00:35:33watching the Santa Claus of once a year and that's going up against number 60 to
00:35:43Christmas story one of the just a classic again that's the TBS on 24 7 1
00:35:47very iconic so many great moments in that so it's the Santa Claus versus a
00:35:52Christmas story Rob talks it's a movie I love versus a movie I don't really like
00:35:56so I'm going with the Christmas story I think a Christmas story is so good it's
00:35:59another one that I feel like people shit on too much now when it's like if
00:36:04you watch a Christmas story which I do every year I wait for the actual
00:36:07Christmas Day to watch that one I'll throw on TBS mm-hmm it is so fucking
00:36:12funny like so funny the narration the way the story's told the kid actor and
00:36:18that one I will not watch a Christmas story or whatever bad bad movie don't
00:36:23watch a Christmas story story whatever the sequel was called two story too fast
00:36:31and untold I won't watch it's it's not good but yeah I do Christmas story as
00:36:38well it's just it's tell you what though they kind of remade a Christmas story on
00:36:42max like a year or two ago called 8-bit Christmas yeah that's that of a kid
00:36:46wanting on boys I'm telling you instead of a kid wanting a BB gun he wants a
00:36:50Super Nintendo pretty fucking good yeah that's all it's a clock it's pretty good
00:36:558-bit Christmas when you said you haven't heard of a good Christmas movie
00:36:58in like 10 years that's the one that came to mind for me where I was like
00:37:01that was pretty good that is one of the few good ones in recent memory but
00:37:04Christmas story so many good scenes the dad I always loved the dad dad is so
00:37:08funny in a Christmas story dad when they get the big-ass lamp that corny old man
00:37:11fragile a yeah fighting with the boiler all the whole time like the bump is
00:37:16menacing looking bullies yeah the Scott Farkas yeah yeah the kid freezing his
00:37:21tongue onto the pole and his little brother not being able to move his arms
00:37:24because he's too bundled up the slow-mo of him saying like fuck for the first
00:37:28time yeah and the soap in the mouth yeah there's a lot of this class modes and
00:37:31they call that Santa Claus I don't it's just like I've never been a tremendous
00:37:35never been a big Tim Allen type of guy either no I mean yeah I just Danny's
00:37:44shaking his boots right yeah actually I loved that movie as a kid that's what
00:37:49we're going on that was the greatest technical feat I've ever seen when he
00:37:53shaves his beard and it grows back immediately that is insanely cool does
00:37:56that does that it does that age well I didn't I haven't seen it in a minute it
00:37:59still looks good like CG it from a CGI perspective sure yeah we talked about
00:38:03this last time put that up there with the the squid beard from Pirates of the
00:38:07Caribbean yeah that bad CGI Danny I'm going to Santa Claus I think given the
00:38:14time every Christmas movie was about you know a reindeer or how Santa came to
00:38:18be this is a very interesting plot very interesting premise you said you loved
00:38:22it when you were a kid try watching it when you're adult you'll still love it
00:38:24nobody's ever taken something as serious I'm so embarrassed for these next I
00:38:33believe I think this is the first tough one to be honest with you there's a dog
00:38:39fight yeah this is a tough one I I do think in the end I like the idea of a
00:38:44Christmas story more than I like the actual movie does that make sense yes
00:38:48it's almost sand Lottie to me series of comics yeah like I like the characters
00:38:54like Scott Farkas the name the look everything about is a great bully great
00:38:59villain but the movie all together even a narration it's like that in the Wonder
00:39:04Years you'd be like yeah here the narration in your head no matter how old
00:39:07you get it's infinitely more quotable than the Santa Claus right yeah great
00:39:11moments you're right but a story as a whole the Santa Claus yeah it's just
00:39:15doesn't it falls a little short so I'm gonna go with a Santa with Santa Claus
00:39:20and obligatory the cookies and milk in the sleigh was an all-time feature oh
00:39:26remember that oh the sleigh did have a milk to sip oh it was great for a kid
00:39:32yes I gotta get that so I wanted to be an elf after I watched that movie Bernard
00:39:37Bernard Bernard that guy was young but she was 312 David Crummel I think was
00:39:44played Bernard he was in yeah yeah he was a number space friend 10 things I
00:39:49hate about you yeah KB yeah I'd rather watch any true crime video on YouTube
00:39:58than either of these but hey now you can say bah humbug again I like Christmas I
00:40:05like Christmas story I like all the accidents that happen the funny accidents
00:40:08so three for Christmas story Nick I remember the red soap looked really good
00:40:14as a kid okay yeah the soap hung on the frozen pole fudge there's a lot we went
00:40:20to the Christmas story house oh yeah and Cleveland Cleveland yeah yeah and I got
00:40:24that same Street the guy held those women in his basement for ten years oh
00:40:28Castro it is an area of Cleveland that isn't the nicest no it's not
00:40:34Tremont um Castro yeah but also for sale right now I believe this is the
00:40:40house which one really torn you don't say the Christmas story house or the the
00:40:44okay so I'm really really torn on this one I think I'm going to Christmas story
00:40:51hmm it is it's the Santa Claus isn't strong enough it was never in the the
00:40:58the Christmas pop culture zeitgeist not even close you said despite me you
00:41:04really think that I do really think that I do really think that he's this
00:41:07Danny is despondent he is it cannot stand our Christmas and like I think a
00:41:12Santa Claus three had a Martin short yeah really weird prosthetic that may be
00:41:18queasy like ice eyebrows yes yeah it may be weirded me out weird shit
00:41:23we don't mention Danny's like a sommelier watching us like grade like
00:41:26twist off wine or something yeah I think I yeah just just go like I think your
00:41:32bias is getting in the way sometimes well that's what this is we can't we
00:41:35can't be incorporated in third installment is all but that doesn't I
00:41:39don't that doesn't hit my eyeballs if the first one ceases to exist hmm it's
00:41:45trickle-down sounds like a couple you aren't in the Christmas spirit like
00:41:48Ralphie ever had anyone beat off behind him in a movie theater Ralphie I think
00:41:52that was a deleted scene possibly they said you'll shoot your eye out yeah he's
00:41:58wanted to go up to a Santa Claus with a slide in front of it yeah
00:42:02yeah that doesn't yeah that seems like a horror the first horror movie scene
00:42:06I've ever seen as a child I know a guy I'll take you yeah yeah when they push
00:42:10him down that's terrifying yeah that was um they showed that eerily yeah real
00:42:15eerie shot point of view yeah what is that rated a Christmas story
00:42:19EG probably PG cuz I don't think PG 13 is a person there's not like yeah
00:42:23there's not really anything like bad bad it's like we're still like some weird
00:42:27like you guys are saying that's like yeah I'll never forget mm-hmm so EG I
00:42:32think used to be able to show tit mm-hmm the ratings have the ratings
00:42:35there's some crazy PG movies there's some I think Beetlejuice the first
00:42:39Beetlejuice PG they say fucking that and shit really yeah look at these tits as
00:42:42long as your parents guide you yeah as long as you're parentally guided to the
00:42:45boob so the Christmas story's gonna move on now at three seat versus 14 see the
00:42:51three seat is Christmas vacation one of the all-time classics another we have a
00:42:55lot of like Chicago based stuff on here as you'll see it that was the city yeah
00:42:59you guys are you guys got a Christmas City in a big way and that's going up
00:43:03against number 14 seed another one where I don't I don't love this one people
00:43:08really love this one Fred Claus Fred Claus I'm just I've never been totally
00:43:13about it it's Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti Giamatti yeah Giamatti's the
00:43:17Santa he's the first he's the first Santa and he needs like if it's fun to
00:43:20take over for him right yeah his brother yeah and he's like not it I forgot he
00:43:24does he's like a crook or something or a con man or some weird Santa no no
00:43:27Fred Vince Vaughn I don't remember he does something like bad or like not an
00:43:31exception I'll figure what it is so Christmas vacation versus Fred Claus
00:43:36start with you let's do Nick this is not even close this is almost insulting yeah
00:43:42yeah it's tough because Fred Claus the fuck out of here
00:43:49Danny say something nice about Fred Claus oh don't hate Fred Claus
00:43:53interesting perspective you always kind of knew never thought of Santa having a
00:43:57sibling until that movie came about so I thought it was refreshing that's a good
00:44:02point I certainly I never did I never did just like us guys
00:44:07KB the Christmas vacation yeah vacation Eddie vacation vacation vacation yeah
00:44:15same vacation I just because one of those tougher matchups I'll be honest I
00:44:18don't like Christmas vacation and I never have easy Fred Claus for me oh wow
00:44:25what are your thoughts when you see a Griswold Blackhawks jersey it's a little
00:44:29it's a little corny it's a little corny but they're rare enough where it's like
00:44:33all right okay you know I like the I like that to me the Griswold hat too is
00:44:39the bear yeah yeah yeah that is the Griswold hat yeah the Griswold jersey
00:44:44around Christmas same as like the green Patrick Kane Jersey around st. Patrick's
00:44:47a totally acceptable any other time of year though you're like yeah it's like
00:44:50all right yeah we don't keep rocking that in March remember my my sister's
00:44:54friend brought the VHS of this movie down the shore with us on a summer
00:44:58vacation and it really bothered me I was just yeah we ain't walking on this in
00:45:02July it's a young boy off yeah especially when she sat behind you
00:45:05beating off while you guys watched it does the back of your head look like a
00:45:10pussy it's like a pussy with like a line coming out and then like a scar my
00:45:20barber shapes it up God look at that clit on the back of this guy's head
00:45:24maybe if your son's head didn't look like a pussy
00:45:27sorry Bob I know I had sensitive for Bob no no it's all good a childhood drama
00:45:33you know so Christopher jacking off to a pussy is weird too out of all the
00:45:45parts of on a woman's body where is that like one of the top two to jack off I
00:45:48give you a top three no probably I don't think it's top ten it's like a Sunday
00:45:56without the ice cream okay admiring the chair I didn't know guys jacked off the
00:45:59okay what's that for button boob like a button boob yes hips probably face hip
00:46:10you can't jerk off to just hit a hip bone a silhouette of a watch me silhouette
00:46:14is nice I don't eyebrows I guess carry underwood thigh I could see yeah it might
00:46:23not be topped we're switching the bracket it's what's the top top 16th
00:46:28parts of when you can check off all right 10 seed
00:46:37damn it where's the butthole go in there it's got a butthole got people a pussy
00:46:42right but I was gonna be a below pussy and although technically it is above
00:46:45above pussy depending on which way it is not that far down somewhere there's a
00:46:51parent listening to the bracket in the car with their kids and they thought
00:46:54this will be a safe episode to turn on sorry but anyway 10 seed versus the 7
00:47:03seed it's a 10 seed Charlie Brown Christmas now Charlie Brown Christmas
00:47:08rocks Charlie Brown Christmas classic great songs great like theme to it
00:47:13whatever you want to call it like story and that's going up as number seven
00:47:16seed one that I like and I think I've liked more as the age as the years have
00:47:20gone on a jingle all the way I really like jingle all the way I think
00:47:23I've liked it and I think I like it more as you get older and you're more
00:47:26interested in gift-giving versus gift-getting so jingle all the way
00:47:30versus a Charlie Brown Christmas pop-box I like jingle all the way a lot but a
00:47:36Charlie Brown Christmas feels like more of a staple I was also thinking about it
00:47:40the other day it feels weird that we loop this in with Christmas movies
00:47:44because it's like 20 minutes or 30 minutes yeah it's like a special yeah
00:47:48it's like a Christmas special but it does like belong in that crew for sure
00:47:52I do feel like I have to watch it every year like give it an obligatory although
00:47:57they don't do it on TV anymore they do it it's on like Apple I think Apple
00:48:00owns the rights because I've watched it the past couple years on there but yeah
00:48:03yeah I used to have like my whole house used to be like Charlie Brown on the
00:48:07outside the decorations were all Charlie Brown themed
00:48:09your mama Fox did a good uh Charlie Brown like wouldn't cut out and
00:48:13everything Jerry someone pull a foot up football up from under you feel like
00:48:15that's happened to you do a full flip yeah go to psychiatry and pay a nickel
00:48:22yeah I went to psychiatry with like the same you know a girl in my grade to
00:48:27teach me about life I feel like did everyone have a what was that was the
00:48:32dusty kids name Linus and I love oh no yeah and Linus was the blanket a player
00:48:37Oh Linus was blanket who's piano oh he's pussy no he wasn't a pussy Danny he was
00:48:44cool the girl the girl like the girl's lovely piano when he played for him I
00:48:48don't know he definitely wasn't pushing was that Epstein he's blonde right
00:48:52certainly was blonde purple shirt I think you had the name of an actual
00:48:57composer he knows oh you're right yeah Schroeder Schroeder Schroeder he
00:49:04enjoys baseball and being with friends but he's never been happier than when
00:49:08playing a Beethoven piece what is that this sounds like a dating profile
00:49:11Schroeder are you on the are you on the Chuck B wiki I'm on peanut stock I'm
00:49:17brother Linus isn't Lucy's brother I didn't know that brother I did not know
00:49:22that what but yeah anyway I feel like everyone knew a pig pen in high school
00:49:26our school was only pig pen a couple peppermint patty just be walking on the
00:49:33cloud of dust the pork in so I think you're all Charlie Brown Charlie Brown
00:49:39yeah between these two it is tough I think I like jingle all the way more as
00:49:45a movie but Charlie Brown Christmas is just so much more Christmas the tree
00:49:48yeah everything about that sound like yeah it's it's just it gets you in the
00:49:54spirit I got to go with that Danny I'm going Charlie Brown Christmas as well
00:49:59Bobby said you think it's only on Apple TV I think you tune in WGN or ABC the
00:50:03right time you'll catch it also great excuse in college instead of having to
00:50:07go to the Christmas tree lot you just bring in a couple branches and say no
00:50:11I'm going for the Charlie Brown tree what the fuck is that what you had to
00:50:15bring in Christmas trees to school I'm saying like to decorate your college
00:50:19house oh remember Charlie Brown just had a bunch of sticks in a pretty weak one
00:50:24you know leafless yeah so we're all Charlie Brown right now Eddie this is
00:50:30crazy jingle all the way is awesome you have a turbo man in the studio of a
00:50:34turbo man you know I have a Myron in my studio yeah the Grinch and I was like
00:50:39jingo all the way to you right yeah I love you watch that year-round today
00:50:42maybe like nobody wants a booster to Fauci yeah nobody likes you booster do
00:50:49it right now I think Ted Phil Hartman's character
00:50:54Oh safely under our tree incredible cocksucker father it's a great it's it's
00:51:13so practical back in that like day and age like you're not googling you're not
00:51:18ordering shit on Amazon you're driving around looking you're fighting for that
00:51:21yeah I heard they have one and they got one left an old orchard that died last
00:51:26thing that was was Nintendo Wii mm-hmm remember that the age to get all that
00:51:29yeah was a didn't some lady like die from the water drinking contest trying
00:51:34to get away for we yeah yeah the what was the things about a turbo man there
00:51:40was one of the weird things about that is that Arnold's characters name is
00:51:43Howard Langston like just inexplicably Austrian man named Howard Howie Langston
00:51:49it just there's so many random movies like that for Arnold over that error it
00:51:53just has like the right most regular like white English name and this is the
00:51:57Austrian bizarro but yeah so the you're going for jingle all the way KB oh yeah
00:52:03yeah I love jingle all the way as a boy mmm two for jingle all the way three for
00:52:08Charlie Brown Christmas oh no Nick don't tell me he has a fucking
00:52:14peanuts shirt undershirt oh oh that's right I forgot he was a tattoo he knew
00:52:21too well I know about the tree that's one of two movie tattoos I have you have
00:52:27the tree Charlie Brown tree Wow I've gotten up at Treasure Island I'm gonna
00:52:37go with jingle all the way dude the dance the dance that they all do I wish
00:52:43I could do that so bad classic it's awesome the parents yeah teachers yeah
00:52:49we could give you a booster tattoo though nobody wants a booster you're
00:52:55not getting that needle on my skin the I got the boost I got the booster it's
00:53:02right here look at my arms was that also Chicago jingle all the way now
00:53:10Minnesota yeah yeah so Charlie Brown Christmas is gonna move on now we have
00:53:18the two seed verse the 15 seed the 15 seed is for Christmases another Vince
00:53:22Vaughn one that a lot of people seem to like a lot more than I thought we had to
00:53:26be actually talked about a little yeah love that yeah yeah they really like for
00:53:29Christmases but I don't even know if it's worth throwing on here it's going
00:53:32up against an absolute fucking buzzsaw in elf our number two seed don't even
00:53:37know if it's worth voting on because it's that lopsided of a matchup but it's
00:53:41just that elf is one of those ones I always see people like going viral for
00:53:45talking about how much they hate elf really really I think I think it's
00:53:49polarizing there's the North on the internet emerging of people hating Will
00:53:53Farrell women don't like my way you know that might be it huh did they say she's
00:53:58a pick-me yeah yeah that's kind of a thing and isn't it like the whole new
00:54:02girl thing yeah I like new girl I like new girl at least my least favorite
00:54:07character on it the show doesn't the show was great when she was pregnant
00:54:10had to leave it's kind of it's the Ted Mosby syndrome yeah like sometimes they
00:54:15just need the guy there and all the other Jerry Seinfeld right I also feel
00:54:18the same about Parks and Rec with Amy Poehler I think everyone else is a lot
00:54:21funnier there you need the side characters to flourish so elf versus
00:54:24for Christmas is Nick I'm gonna go elf yeah when it came out it was like it
00:54:32still is pretty funny mm-hmm so I rewatched it uh last week and it was
00:54:37it's still so damn funny and like beyond the things like though the goofier things
00:54:41you love as a kid like there I get same thing with like a there's some adult
00:54:44things you find more funny now yeah it's not as funny as I used to find it go
00:54:48figure but yeah it's still funny I watched it not too long ago either mm-hmm
00:54:52as well elf KB yeah it's at least not bad so I'm gonna go with elf elf Eddie
00:54:58I'm one of the people that actually really enjoy for Christmases I think
00:55:02Jon Favreau's character is funny like he's like the MMA nut we talked about
00:55:07him being the funniest brother yeah yeah yeah like a time when I got my may was
00:55:11like pretty niche oh yeah on a new but it's it's not beaten off so oh elf Danny
00:55:16elf was a revolutionary Christmas day incredible elf all the way Danny has
00:55:23not even attempted a joke just a pure pure statistical analysis really into it
00:55:31now the passion is yeah yeah elf I would go off as well it's no no-brainer easy
00:55:37elf pick it's the only Christmas movie I've watched so far this year actually
00:55:41really yeah I was the first one I kicked it off I was like saw it on TV threw it
00:55:45on had a great time with it as I do every year it's always very noticeable
00:55:49that to me at least that it's not shot in New York a lot of it like they do
00:55:53b-sides in New York but most of the movie shot in Vancouver and I'm with
00:55:58Tommy Smokes that I love the whole movie except for when the mom sings at the end
00:56:02she's such a bad voice Mary Steenburgen yeah it really makes me cringe for a
00:56:05sec but what about when that the the kid has the beanie with the brim the beanie
00:56:09with the brim is great and he says to the newscaster like oh yeah your
00:56:14boyfriend needs to get off his ass and give you a ring and who told you that
00:56:17like great great scenes how did you know that yeah I love when he when he's
00:56:21sitting there and he's going Francisco Francisco yeah great scene and the
00:56:26mailroom scene in general is very mailroom scene is great yeah the like
00:56:30that old really older looking guys working with that's giving them the
00:56:33booze and he's like man I'm 26 years old I got my whole life also how about this
00:56:37the toy store with the North Pole that he works at how his managers always
00:56:41giving him shit the managers name text is Wanda because that role was supposed
00:56:45to belong to Wanda Sykes no way last-minute one I wish we had Tommy here
00:56:49to do his impression of her yeah I hate Wanda Sykes right yeah no he just does
00:56:53an amazing impression of her spot-on spot-on you would think it's her in the
00:56:58room yeah that's how good it is but yeah that that toy store manager is one of
00:57:02the funniest roles in that movie yeah so we now we have in the playoffs bad Santa
00:57:07versus it's a wonderful life now it's gonna start getting hard a lot of these
00:57:10were washes yeah it's gonna start actually getting hard now Bob Fox
00:57:13personally I like bad Santa way more I would much rather watch bad Santa than
00:57:16it's a wonderful life so I'm gonna go with that I think it's a wonderful life
00:57:20is a more iconic Christmas movie and I feel like that's almost inarguable but I
00:57:24would agree with you in that bad Santa is the like like I would rather watch
00:57:28bad Santa than it's a wonderful life so I would go with that as well Danny yeah
00:57:34there's nothing really nothing else really like bad Santa you know bad Santa
00:57:38too and yeah this movie category if I need to get my expert my ass Danny I'm
00:57:45going bad Santa motherfuckers but three for bad Santa Eddie it's kind of hard I
00:57:53I'm inclined to take bad Santa but at the same time there are so many movies
00:57:59where it's like there's a funny character who's like a drunk and like
00:58:01there's it just swapped in a Christmas theme to a degree right but ah I should
00:58:08have also said it's a wonderful life doesn't get me in the Christmas spirit
00:58:12bad Santa does mmm you are in like a mall like with yeah small Santa's like
00:58:19that is it to us like that's a Christmas experience yeah true more so than I
00:58:24picture bad Santa happening in the same setting as the Corona commercial which
00:58:29you know isn't it like in Cali bad Santa or summer warm is it yeah yeah I think
00:58:33so I'll go bad Santa who's the is he dating the mom from Gilmore Girls right
00:58:39is he yeah yeah and this is right around the time where Billy Bob Thornton was
00:58:45like wearing the blood of Angelina Jolie on yeah she was just like licking the
00:58:49entirety of his face on the red carpet or everywhere she went she was sucking
00:58:53his face yeah that's my bad Santa KB bad Santa or it's a wonderful life bad
00:58:58Santa happy man Billy Bob Lauren Graham Lauren Graham yeah I think you're right
00:59:07this was the name Nick bad Santa bad Santa's gonna move on above that we have
00:59:15home alone versus Jim Carrey's the Grinch actually this is harder than you
00:59:18think it's gonna work Nick home alone is in my head the Christmas movie but I
00:59:30we brought this up last bracket you can purchase the model of the baby Grinch
00:59:36for a couple thousand and I don't see that as a waste that baby Grinch is one
00:59:42of the funniest things that's ever been a ever have you seen the baby girl oh
00:59:45right up right up there with Teenage Grinch oh look look up the baby teenage
00:59:49Grinch he's okay oh I think he's great the baby Grinch is the funniest fucking
00:59:53thing I've ever seen in my life mm-hmm a true hideous are you just thinking about
00:59:56it laughing Dan this is a real thing it's in the movie I've seen this
01:00:03repurposed somewhere it looks like I grew from Mandalorian kinda the same
01:00:09eyes disrespectful to the crew
01:00:21should we get it yeah I want this that's just a small part of the movie Kyle now
01:00:25you know what I'm well no but it would be way better if the whole movie was
01:00:28baby Grinch should have no right but I'm sorry and because of that I'm going home
01:00:32alone we're going home alone KB at home alone has to win pretty decisively yeah
01:00:39if you buy this I can I request you guys also buy a gizmo to keep him company a
01:00:43gizmo from gremlin yeah just don't feed him after midnight right number one rule
01:00:50Eddie home alone Danny I mean Grinch but doesn't matter you going Grinch is
01:00:59Grinch is about Christmas from start to finish nothing will get you in the
01:01:02spirit like the Grinch he overcomes hating Christmas by the end he's
01:01:06celebrating side-by-side with them carbon the roast beef roast beast roast
01:01:11be sorry oh I know with a side of who ash does that that's a great thing for
01:01:22Barstool Kush right there the who ash I owe it's five dollars off it's three
01:01:29hundred and I'm buying it oh this is gonna be like when the I'm gonna get you
01:01:35this for Christmas you're gonna get me yeah you got the Etsy one it's a
01:01:38different one both purchase I will say I'm glad if the Grinch had to go down
01:01:43I'm glad it's a home alone because it had to be the top dog take it out I
01:01:47would vote home alone immediately but now you got me kind of thinking we're
01:01:51like it really is top to bottom a Christmas movie you know what I mean
01:01:55the Grinch like it is like home alone is like it's more of a vehicle Christmas
01:01:59for the rest of the movie and Christmas happens to be happening yeah like it
01:02:05could have been not a Christmas movie and it still would have been a pretty
01:02:08good like please send me the picture of these so I could throw this up on
01:02:17YouTube $400 but he's got a cock I know what they're gonna need for their
01:02:22Christmas I got a bigger one a bigger dick grow a smaller cock bigger dick is
01:02:27bigger than this or no my Grinch is bigger please send send the pictures of
01:02:37that in a chat is it the same but yeah so anyway the the Grinch thing I kind of
01:02:44think that Danny kind of swayed me I think I'm gonna vote for the Grinch
01:02:47because I'm Jack the Grinch is it's a funny movie that home alone is a better
01:02:51movie but I think that the Grinch is more of a Christmas movie so I'm gonna
01:02:55I'm going home alone it's easily home alone for me it's not even like I didn't
01:03:00even have to think about this entertain the thought no so to go into the finals
01:03:06home alone versus bad Santa Pop Fox home alone I love bad Santa but home alone is
01:03:12the one pick for me yeah home alone is as an easy one for me here
01:03:15Danny yeah I'm gonna go home alone as well it's $500 if you want hair $300 if
01:03:22you have to pay more for the features of this baby Grinch doll yeah I know it's
01:03:26not even a Grinch without hair oh my god why does it have a penis let me see
01:03:40having a penis is the creepiest thing I've ever seen do I drop I can't drop
01:03:46$500 it's not even like six inches it's the size of your hand yeah yeah it's
01:03:51tiny but it's 100% silicone Oh fabric diaper and bib what do you oh you can
01:03:58add you can customize it why did it need a penis so three for home alone right
01:04:03now versus bad Santa Danny you went for home alone as well correct yeah yeah
01:04:09Eddie home alone it's gonna win but KB home alone but I think I would like bad
01:04:18Santa more now but home alone mm-hmm Nick home alone yeah you gotta so on
01:04:24the other side Christmas vacation versus a Christmas story Nick whoa uh these are
01:04:30both kind of similar and they're like clippy you know they're like boom boom
01:04:34boom gag gag gag gag gag I think oh man I'm gonna go a Christmas story here mmm
01:04:47one for a Christmas story KB same two for a Christmas story Eddie I love the
01:04:54douchebag neighbors to vacation yeah something about them I'm gonna go
01:04:58Christmas vacation that's Elaine right yeah mm-hmm
01:05:01Elaine and I forget to the guys I don't think guys they might not be someone
01:05:04famous but yeah Elaine three for Christmas story Danny I'm gonna go
01:05:08Christmas story mostly just cuz the part of it being tradition that it plays all
01:05:12day on Christmas Day Christmas story yeah I do Christmas story as well
01:05:17Christmas story so Christmas story gonna move on to the semi so alike yeah and
01:05:22now we have elf versus a Charlie Brown Christmas Oh Robbie Fox good matchup I'm
01:05:29gonna go with L yeah we've got way more of it you know like like I said Charlie
01:05:34Brown Christmas is 30 minutes Elvis is at least 90 and I think just having like
01:05:39a more complete movie makes it feel like if I could only watch one of these in
01:05:42December I'd rather watch off you'd rather watch elf Charlie Brown Christmas
01:05:46is like it's been it was probably like a near the mountaintop of like best
01:05:49Christmas movies for a long time but like elf is that I think for me like one
01:05:53of the definitive Christmas movies growing up because it came out when like
01:05:55we were kids Oh for ish right yeah like a 403 something like that so like that
01:05:59was right when I was 11 years old three perfect Christmas time so I'd go with
01:06:04elf as well Danny yeah zero competition you guys made it sound way too close elf
01:06:09by a landslide just paying respect to a classic story in here you should be the
01:06:14one aspect of it's a half hour versus elf which is now one of the greatest
01:06:18Christmas movies of all time I love Charlie but elf easily Eddie yeah this
01:06:23is like when somehow to seed loses to a 15 and then in the next round like the
01:06:28710 like just cleans up on the 15 seed it's elf by a landslide elf
01:06:33KB else the feature-length film fair point I would argue that Charlie Brown's
01:06:41runtime is a perk no I actually agree but by definition I haven't seen a movie
01:06:48haven't seen it actually 20 minutes thought it was a it's pretty sure it's
01:06:51like 20 25 30 I think yeah I haven't seen it yeah it's like a link to the TV
01:06:55watch it with you I would like to I always like have been drawn toward that
01:06:59that style of animation verse yeah yeah I'm going I'm going to Charlie Brown
01:07:05Charlie Brown but elf is gonna move on so elf versus a Christmas story to go
01:07:08into the finals Nick I hate that that wasn't a clean sweep um a Christmas
01:07:17story is aged significantly better and it's older so I'm going to Christmas
01:07:21story one for Christmas story a little comedy kind of burn out for a little bit
01:07:25it's just kind of it's kind of annoying sometimes you're being a Scrooge you're
01:07:29being contrarian give me yeah the Christmas story like all those
01:07:34different scenes have stuck in my head I guess for a reason I've only seen it a
01:07:38few times so I'll go with that what the fuck make this right
01:07:41Danny I'm sorry Danny Danny to decide for me I'm gonna do what Peter Dinklage
01:07:54would want me to do and it's wiped that movie off the planet so I'm gonna go
01:07:57with wait he doesn't like elf I don't assume he doesn't he doesn't like the
01:08:00stereotypical roles that's why it's no it was him no whites all fucked up now
01:08:05you know yeah yeah yeah so I'm gonna Peter Dinklage this is what you wanted
01:08:11I'm taking with the Christmas you met him years ago you met Peter Dinklage you
01:08:18have to think about why'd you answer me like that
01:08:21it was like in passing okay going out of the Walgreens I was going in wait what a
01:08:25Walgreens yeah it's just like you met him at all not work-related by
01:08:29happenstance yes Wow Oh Kyle why'd you ask thank God you
01:08:33asked why are you so casual about this you don't forget when you go past Peter
01:08:40Dinklage I know you should have been like yes I actually did meet him at a
01:08:43Walgreens yeah wait you didn't meet him you passed by him briefly but that's
01:08:48funny say anything no was it in Chicago his hands were filled with bags no no I
01:08:53actually wasn't you like Tahoe about seeing Peter Dinklage on a podcast
01:09:04before I don't think I have so Kyle you just took a stab in the dark he beats a
01:09:09lot of celebrities that's why we ask I don't know why he was in town I was on
01:09:13vacation is this what you were in Lake Tahoe with Glennie with the the big tit
01:09:16only fan ladies I wish but no okay that's a different thing okay do you
01:09:21ever see the picture of a Verne Troy dragging the Christmas or the
01:09:25Thanksgiving turkey and like no I'll send it and I'll send it in the chat it
01:09:34is it is so funny but that's what it means to think of anything I could talk
01:09:37about Peter Dinklage at Walgreens Verne Troyer Turkey did Nick Stark voting on
01:09:44this one yeah he did okay that's really funny it's great
01:09:48Vern Troyer was a menace on the surreal life yeah I forgot all about that show
01:09:54that's great show mm-hmm he was off the side of a scooter and shit my uh my mom
01:10:00always tells me a story about how like when I was like four years old like you
01:10:05know like when you're in a supermarket and you like keep passing by the same
01:10:07people because I can't say miles like we kept passing by like a little person and
01:10:11my mom could see me like loading the clip basically about to say something
01:10:16very offensive and she kept like being like oh my god please don't say anything
01:10:19please don't say anything please don't say anything and then like I stopped her
01:10:21in her tracks at one point and I said you're not a real lady oh no and my mom
01:10:27just had to like sprint us out straight out of the store like straight out it
01:10:30was that was a tough one I feel bad that's like one of the biggest fears
01:10:34about eventually having like children is like those moments yeah that's just
01:10:38brutal so we're three for Christmas story Danny versus let's make this right
01:10:42boys their final three elf easily why Danny why Danny such a better Christmas
01:10:48movie brings Christmas cheer Christmas story it had its time
01:10:53elf is the new wave my geography elf is the new wave I'm telling you about what
01:10:57makes me feel okay another movie with the perspective from an elf besides Lord
01:11:03of the Rings go good point so been three for Christmas a lot riding on
01:11:12this boys one for being Ken Jack I'll for the sake of putting it on Robbie
01:11:17I'll say elf I think it's easily elf he gets easily oh yeah I do and I like
01:11:22really let you're gonna let Danny strong-arm you I am I think I think
01:11:27Christmas Danny he's got something going today that's Christmas all right you got
01:11:32you guys want to grab someone for to make the time I'll grab him oh he's
01:11:37gonna cherry-pick grab an elf from the office you guys have an elf in your
01:11:41office White Sox Davey despises Will Ferrell does he doesn't don't get him
01:11:45let's see who brings in but I think he still would he's okay I don't know if I
01:11:52love him as a man but I mean his movies are great
01:11:55Will Ferrell oh come on you got him in your pocket what do we got perfect dog I
01:12:00think we got him to you do who is that I can't see what the glare that means
01:12:05ankle yes yeah all right all right so here's the question is us here's the
01:12:09here's the question which Christmas movie is better elf or a Christmas story
01:12:14elf guess great call by Danny great great call good pick Danny that means
01:12:22same frame glasses as Ralphie how can you do that not objectively I'm all you
01:12:29hang on there oh that I cannot wait to knock this fucking movie out next round
01:12:35oh yeah this is home alone in the finals and there we see versus the to my Bob
01:12:41Fox this one's gonna go to home alone I've been championing it for the entire
01:12:47bracket and I think it deserves to be number one I going back to what I said
01:12:52when I voted for Grinch earlier I think elf is more of a Christmas movie than
01:12:56home alone is why I would vote for elf Danny elf two for elf one for home alone
01:13:03Eddie I'm alone I'm alone two to two mmm KP home home alone three to two for
01:13:12home alone Nick elf I can't home alone is better home alone so it is close it
01:13:23is close so that was respectful winner that was maybe our best bracket in terms
01:13:28of matchups like actual competition yeah like the seating was good because like
01:13:33the the even though some of them were washes in the beginning like it filtered
01:13:36into good competition in the second one seed has ever won this is episode 155 I
01:13:41don't know if it won seeds ever might be the first yeah yeah maybe never it's in
01:13:45surprising on the 16 seeds made it past the first or their first matchups that's
01:13:48crazy or 56 near 15 seats so the winner of the
01:13:51bracket episode 155 is home alone we will be back next week with a new topic
01:13:57that's it history Danny Danny Danny Danny
01:14:02pathetic Merry Christmas thank you for having me on