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00:00What's the name of the person who stresses you out this Christmas?
00:03He's not here anymore.
00:05He's been deported.
00:07For example, this December 24,
00:09Christmas Eve,
00:11there's a doorbell.
00:13Oh, the door was removed.
00:15It just went in.
00:17Oh, we don't have a door anymore.
00:19Do you agree that it's hard
00:21during Christmas?
00:23We Filipinos, that's the first thing
00:25we get stressed about.
00:27Based on my research, money is the top most stress during Christmas.
00:29We run out of money.
00:31When he wakes up in the morning,
00:33there's no meat left.
00:35I'm so sad. Why?
00:37That's what stresses me out.
00:39Compared to my son.
00:41Adrian is a doctor.
00:43Maribel is a nurse in America.
00:45Why don't you go to the hospital?
00:47And there's another person who's annoying.
00:49When you change your clothes, you'll be back.
00:51Can you hear that?
00:53Because we're 12 siblings, right?
00:55Charito, Dino, you go first.
00:57We're a family.
01:01Hearing is now in session
01:03in 3, 2,
01:051.
01:15Are we going to continue?
01:17No one went in.
01:19Everyone already left.
01:21I'm the one who's in charge of the cameras.
01:23I'm also in charge of the crew.
01:25Let's continue.
01:27It's embarrassing.
01:29Why is it just me?
01:31Let's continue.
01:33We have decided
01:35that there will be no Christmas
01:37here in the House of Honorables.
01:39Let's continue the hearing.
01:41Please rise for your honor,
01:43Madam Chair, Tuesday Vargas.
01:47Good day, everybody.
01:49Please sit down for your second honor,
01:51Mr. Vice Chair, Bubol Villar.
01:53Buboy.
01:55I said Buboy.
01:57When you say my name, it's Bubol Villar.
01:59You're the ones who are in the dark.
02:03And please raise your legs
02:05for our honorable resource person,
02:07the beautiful,
02:09the alluring,
02:11the seductive, Pocoy.
02:15My shoes are visible, right?
02:17Your legs are beautiful.
02:19Yes, today, today, and tomorrow.
02:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
02:23Merry Christmas.
02:25If you're wondering
02:27why you're dressed up.
02:29Why are you dressed up?
02:31This is how you look when you're born.
02:33But it's your first time wearing that.
02:35Madam Chair,
02:37I've seen a lot of skin on you.
02:39This is how it is.
02:41When it's Christmas, there's no honor.
02:43People lose their values.
02:45Anyway, Merry Christmas to you.
02:47Merry Christmas to you two.
02:49Merry Christmas to the employees,
02:51to Mamang, to the very successful food business.
02:53Merry Christmas to you.
02:55Thank you so much for inviting us
02:57to BINA.
02:59We know that you're very busy this December.
03:01You have a lot of runs.
03:03A lot of orders.
03:05It's true. It's pending.
03:07Sorry.
03:09For all the products that Mamang
03:11will buy,
03:13she's the one who monitors all of it.
03:15You're very hands-on.
03:17It's hard to use my name.
03:19You really need to be hands-on.
03:21It's like you have something to say.
03:23It's true.
03:25It's a two-minute discussion.
03:27It's hard to use your name.
03:29I'm a cook. You know that.
03:31But there's someone
03:33who will use my brand name.
03:35So you won't allow it?
03:37No.
03:39It's hard to get food poisoning.
03:41Right.
03:43You need to have a business name.
03:45Arinolang Maytako.
03:49Arinolang Maytako is funny.
03:51Share it.
03:53It's for balance.
03:55It's antique.
03:57You don't have a problem.
03:59Recently,
04:01you were watched by a lot of viewers.
04:03A lot of people watched it.
04:05It even reached the Pope.
04:07He even prayed for it.
04:09It even reached the Congress of America.
04:11It reached the Congress.
04:13It was discussed.
04:15It's still trending.
04:17It's trending because
04:19it's hard for you to do business.
04:21You're a businessman.
04:23It's true.
04:25It's really hard.
04:27What should I do, Madam Chair?
04:29Did you resolve it in your e-wallet?
04:31Yes.
04:33I got it back.
04:35They promised
04:37to get it back.
04:39Not just one account?
04:41Several accounts.
04:43Who messaged you?
04:45My son was holding
04:47a Kineme.
04:49I was in Marinduque.
04:51He was stressed.
04:53It was early in the morning.
04:55Were you in a boat?
04:57Yes.
04:59My son called me.
05:01He asked me if I could talk to him.
05:03I asked him why.
05:05He said,
05:07he ran to the clinic.
05:09When he woke up,
05:11he lost all his money.
05:13He said,
05:15he accepted a payment.
05:17When he woke up in the morning,
05:19he lost all his money.
05:21I said,
05:23it's for my salary.
05:25To buy ingredients.
05:27Yes.
05:29I was shocked.
05:31True.
05:33After that,
05:35I got it back.
05:37Even if it's small or big,
05:39he worked hard for it.
05:41It's important.
05:43He can't make 1,000 pesos without a peso.
05:45Speaking of that,
05:47that is so stressful.
05:49It's stressful.
05:51That's why we'll investigate it.
05:53Now,
05:55the things that make us happy
05:57every Christmas.
05:59You're right, Mr. Vice Chair.
06:01It's a long list.
06:03Even if it's Christmas,
06:05it's something we can't avoid.
06:07It's a long list.
06:09Yes.
06:11Before anything else,
06:13we'll ask you some questions.
06:15You have to take an oath.
06:17Really?
06:19Yes.
06:21What's the exchange?
06:23Boyfriend.
06:25Boyfriend again?
06:27Deportation is too expensive.
06:29He asked me earlier,
06:31you like to have a fight,
06:33what's the point of having a fight?
06:35I told him,
06:37don't go there.
06:39You don't like those who don't have a job.
06:41He said,
06:43I'll introduce you to my friend.
06:45Just google it.
06:47The business of Afam
06:49is also a lie.
06:53Marietta Subong,
06:55the first comedian actress to be deported.
06:57Yes.
06:59Her boyfriend, John Smith,
07:01asked her to make his own lying recipe
07:03and sell it in a bottle.
07:05Really?
07:07He lives in Antipolo.
07:09I'll avoid that.
07:11I'll use it again.
07:13You can't avoid it.
07:15You have to take an oath.
07:17You can raise your right leg.
07:19Really?
07:21You're a dancer.
07:23Do you swear?
07:25I'm not Jet Li.
07:27It's like a mannequin.
07:29It's too high.
07:31Ikomari is so flexible.
07:33It's too high.
07:35I thought it's low.
07:37I was surprised.
07:39Raise your right leg.
07:41Do you swear to tell the truth?
07:43The whole truth and nothing but the truth.
07:45So help yourself.
07:47Help me.
07:49I will help you.
07:51I always help you as you always help me.
07:53Let's help each other.
07:55Okay.
07:57Let's have an opening statement.
07:59For your opening statement,
08:01Mamang,
08:03what's the name of the person
08:05who stressed you this Christmas?
08:09She's not here anymore.
08:11She's deported.
08:13She's deported.
08:15I'm not stressed anymore.
08:17Is this the first Christmas?
08:19She's gone.
08:21In the Philippines?
08:23For you,
08:25what's the name of the person
08:27who considered this a success?
08:29Because you fought for this.
08:31I didn't ask her.
08:33It's the first Christmas
08:35that you didn't ask
08:37but you got it from your country.
08:39But there's a mixed feeling.
08:41Do you want us to ask her,
08:43how is your Christmas
08:45without your
08:47Buhay Binatah here?
08:49Actually, this is the answer.
08:51Really?
08:53Just kidding.
08:55She's working on it.
08:57It's a whole series.
08:59It's a sitcom, right?
09:01Yes, a sitcom.
09:03You're the one who brings
09:05our food everyday.
09:07You're a witness.
09:09I'm indignant.
09:11Martez witnessed
09:13how I took care of her.
09:15Mamang is a different type.
09:17That's why I'm asking.
09:19After that,
09:21she's like an anis.
09:25How do you feel?
09:27Are you still thinking about Christmas?
09:29No.
09:31We're okay.
09:33Let's move on.
09:35Let's move on.
09:37Our life is just going on.
09:39My mom is running a business.
09:41Meimei is helping us.
09:43Meimei is one of my daughters.
09:45Malia is in Grade 1.
09:47She's focused on her studies.
09:51Even if she's here,
09:53it's like she's not here.
09:55It's okay.
09:57It's Christmas.
09:59Are you telling yourself
10:01that you shouldn't feel
10:03what you felt last Christmas?
10:05No.
10:07That's the last time.
10:09I cried every night.
10:11Last Christmas,
10:13you cried?
10:15I felt it.
10:17The first Christmas
10:19when she's not with us.
10:21Baguettes is asking questions.
10:23It hurts.
10:25I know I'm cooking
10:27her favorite dishes.
10:29It hurts.
10:31Now,
10:33I'm not cooking anymore.
10:35I'm calm.
10:41Aside from selling,
10:43you're cooking staff meals
10:45and family meals.
10:47You're even taping.
10:49It's hard.
10:51You don't have to do that anymore.
10:53Maybe that's the happiest
10:55Christmas for us moms.
10:57Everyone's enjoying.
10:59We're having karaoke.
11:01You're watching
11:03if the table is hot.
11:05I'm watching if it's soft.
11:07Your nieces and nephews
11:09are watching.
11:11Right?
11:13Call the people
11:15who bathe in the pool.
11:17They'll eat.
11:19Who drinks water from the canal?
11:21Why canal?
11:23Because there's a gate.
11:27I don't know what to say.
11:29Last year, you cried.
11:31Everything.
11:33The first Christmas when she's not with us.
11:35I cried everything.
11:37You can't enjoy
11:39when it's not genuine.
11:41You're just having fun.
11:43But after that,
11:45you're crying.
11:47Aside from that,
11:49you're crying
11:51because
11:53we're not complete.
11:55Speaking of kids,
11:57do you believe
11:59what people say?
12:01We're all kids.
12:03Christmas is just for kids.
12:05We're old people.
12:07As parents,
12:09we'll give our best for our kids.
12:11It's true.
12:13When it's Christmas,
12:15we're still kids.
12:17Even if we're not prepared,
12:19we're still like,
12:21Hi, it's Christmas.
12:23Now,
12:25I feel relieved
12:27when I'm not with my kids.
12:29I'm giving my best to my kids.
12:31It's good that
12:33in this generation,
12:35poverty and hardship will carry over.
12:37I'll give you a good Christmas.
12:39What's Christmas?
12:41Do you celebrate Christmas when you're a kid?
12:43I know we have the same stories.
12:45Grassroots.
12:47Runs to riches.
12:49Yes, Madam Chair.
12:51We're called Nananaygon.
12:53What's that?
12:55Namamasko.
12:57Sorry, I don't know what's Manaygon in Tagalog.
12:59What's Manaygon in Tagalog?
13:01Namamasko.
13:03It's like caroling.
13:05My mom is smart.
13:07She's good at finding rooms.
13:09What I do is,
13:11I'm with my mom.
13:13I'm the one in the front.
13:15What I use is like,
13:17the one with the handle.
13:19So what I do is,
13:21I don't give it to my mom.
13:23You're a scammer.
13:25Your mom was a scammer back then.
13:27So what I do is,
13:29every house she goes to,
13:31I'm the one in the front.
13:33So now,
13:35my mom is surprised.
13:37I don't give anything to them.
13:39My mom is surprised.
13:41I have a bag full of guns.
13:43You're a crybaby.
13:45You learned from me.
13:47For me,
13:49my dad taught me how to sing.
13:51I thought,
13:53wow, my dad is really supportive.
13:55He wants me to be a singer.
13:57He taught me
13:59Oh Holy Night.
14:01I perfected it.
14:03Then he told me to study.
14:05I was like,
14:07what?
14:09He made you a living.
14:11I thought,
14:13I thought he was supportive.
14:15Then he told me to study.
14:19That's different.
14:21You know, parents of the 80s,
14:23they have that.
14:25You're right.
14:27You're right.
14:31What about you, Madam Chair?
14:33What are your Christmas memories?
14:35My mom and dad are mall employees.
14:37They're busy during Christmas.
14:39They go home late.
14:41I was the only child for 11 years.
14:43I was the only one at home.
14:45That's where I learned how to cook.
14:47That's the story of my cooking.
14:49I was my grandma's assistant.
14:51In the kitchen.
14:53She made Noche Buena for everyone.
14:55I was the sous chef.
14:57As early as 7 or 8,
14:59I started cooking for my grandma.
15:01I cooked for her.
15:03I gave it to my neighbor.
15:05My grandma and I are good friends.
15:07Your neighbor is good.
15:09She didn't want to accept it.
15:11I was singing a Christmas song.
15:13She didn't want to listen to it.
15:15She said,
15:17they're Muslim.
15:19She told me to leave.
15:21She's only 7 years old.
15:23I said,
15:25they're Muslim.
15:27I'm sorry.
15:29I didn't know.
15:31I just said,
15:33Happy Holidays.
15:35I have a Christmas story.
15:37One Christmas,
15:39we weren't ready.
15:41We were waiting
15:43for our neighbor to give us something.
15:45Pancit.
15:47Pink jelly.
15:49Pineapple.
15:51Finally,
15:53Ms. Glow.
15:55Ms. Glow.
15:57Take your time.
15:59I don't want to embarrass you.
16:01So you won't look eager.
16:03She gave me the pink jelly.
16:05It was so good.
16:07When she closed the door,
16:09she threw it.
16:11She threw it?
16:13The pancit was like,
16:15I want to throw up.
16:17Did your siblings tease you?
16:19I'm hungry.
16:21We're laughing,
16:23but I'm sure there's a string of emotions.
16:25When she said,
16:27you're not ready.
16:29You're waiting for your neighbor.
16:31How many siblings do you have?
16:33We're just 12.
16:35My mom is a religious woman.
16:39She's a religious woman?
16:41When I open the dictionary,
16:43the definition has a picture of my mom.
16:45Yes, she's a religious woman.
16:47It's true.
16:49We're supposed to be more than 12.
16:51She got pregnant three times.
16:53We had a sibling who died.
16:55You're supposed to be 16.
16:57Yes, I'm supposed to be 15.
16:59I'm right, I'm 16.
17:01You don't know how to count.
17:03I'm sorry.
17:05I'm absent.
17:09I remember in one of your interviews,
17:11you had a story about the Christmas tree.
17:13Share it with us.
17:15You have a sibling,
17:17but you don't have a budget.
17:19During Christmas,
17:21a lot of things are upside down.
17:23What do you mean?
17:25Why?
17:27You put flowers.
17:29Then you put the skin of a candy
17:31with stones.
17:33That was our Christmas tree.
17:35Finally,
17:37my sister worked at a mall.
17:39Her first salary
17:41was to buy a Christmas tree.
17:43She bought a 6-feet Christmas tree.
17:45Wow!
17:47Her first salary was to buy
17:49a 6-feet Christmas tree.
17:51We were living in Silong,
17:53in Pasig.
17:55It was very cold.
17:57She has a story.
17:59We helped her.
18:01We were helping her.
18:03When it was done,
18:05she was like this.
18:07The Christmas tree was 6-feet,
18:09but your house was 5-feet.
18:11Then, the star
18:13came out of the window.
18:17Then,
18:19my mom always cries.
18:21Why?
18:23Because she sleeps on the Christmas tree.
18:25She doesn't sleep.
18:27Imagine 12 siblings
18:29in one house in Silong.
18:31But there's a 6-feet Christmas tree.
18:33Sorry to you.
18:35But there's a 6-feet Christmas tree.
18:37Then,
18:39we sold it.
18:41We don't have rice anymore.
18:43We sold the Christmas tree.
18:45So, you only enjoyed
18:47the tree for one day.
18:49Your neighbors
18:51were like this.
18:53The tree is painful.
18:55It has a stiff neck.
18:57The cameramen laughed.
18:59They can't do it anymore.
19:01It's true.
19:03But it's true.
19:05It's hard.
19:07But we're just laughing.
19:09It's true.
19:11Do you agree that it's hard
19:13during Christmas?
19:15Yes.
19:17Especially for kids.
19:19Before, I didn't feel that we're poor.
19:21But during Christmas,
19:23I realized that we're poor.
19:25We don't have new clothes.
19:27I was selling
19:29sweet steaks in Araneta.
19:31We were watching the
19:33live mannequins in COD.
19:35I was watching them.
19:37I was selling until I got robbed.
19:39Yes.
19:41I got robbed in Cubao.
19:45We were like,
19:47you buy pancit,
19:49and we'll earn.
19:51I like manzanas,
19:53and sliced bread.
19:55Tasty.
19:57We were about to go home.
19:59We were in the jeep of
20:01Auntie Polo.
20:03When I got off,
20:05the manhole was open.
20:07I died.
20:09My skin was so dirty.
20:11I ate the tasty
20:13and the manzanas.
20:15I really ate the manzanas.
20:17I couldn't not go home.
20:19I saw my mom's tears.
20:21She was crying.
20:23I fell in the
20:25immortal ocean.
20:27I saw her washing
20:29the manzanas one by one.
20:31When it's Christmas,
20:33you can smell the manzanas.
20:35You can smell Christmas.
20:37It's like Christmas.
20:39The neighbors will share
20:41the preparations.
20:43Mariette had a way.
20:45She did a lot of work
20:47when she was pregnant.
20:49True.
20:51That's why your blessings
20:53are now...
20:55Mamapong?
20:57Mamapong.
20:59That's why you deserve it.
21:01But what if
21:03when we don't have money,
21:05our first stress is
21:07when we don't have money.
21:09That's true.
21:11It's not true to say
21:13money doesn't solve everything.
21:15It's not true.
21:17Money is not important.
21:19Let's not ask for money
21:21because money is a blessing.
21:23We pray for it.
21:25If you give it to us,
21:27it's not how you handle
21:29the money.
21:31It's how you handle the blessings.
21:33That's why
21:35when we don't have money,
21:37it's stressful.
21:39She's not just content
21:41with what she has.
21:43We give jobs
21:45especially to single moms.
21:47I have a lot of single moms.
21:49You're giving them the priority
21:51to give you work.
21:53That's great.
21:55Why not?
21:57They're looking for a job.
21:59When you don't have money,
22:01now you have a job.
22:03Would you say it's better
22:05or less stressful
22:07now that you have money?
22:09Before, it was okay
22:11even without money.
22:13What does Christmas mean to you?
22:15Christmas meant a lot to me.
22:17Before,
22:19if you're here,
22:21be happy.
22:23We have nothing to do.
22:25That's what you're striving for.
22:27Now that I'm able to relax,
22:29thank you Lord for all the blessings,
22:31let's share.
22:33Let's share the blessings
22:35from the stress you experienced before.
22:37You know how it feels.
22:39Yes, correct.
22:41I believe that money is energy.
22:43It's not just a physical thing.
22:45It gives you rights.
22:47Don't accept
22:49things you don't like.
22:51Things that make you happy
22:53or give you energy
22:55in life.
22:57Money in the hands of good people
22:59is good money.
23:01Money only becomes bad if it's in the hands of bad people.
23:03So Lord Peggy,
23:05we're good. Please give us money.
23:07That's where your own puzzle ends.
23:09Madam Chair!
23:11Sorry, sorry.
23:13Let's talk about money.
23:15We, Filipinos,
23:17are the first to get stressed
23:19because, based on my research,
23:23money is the top most stressor
23:25during Christmas.
23:27That's true.
23:29It's important to have money.
23:31Just like what you said,
23:33we need to be content.
23:35If we have money, take care of it.
23:37If something makes us happy,
23:39let's buy it.
23:41Add to cart.
23:43We've talked about the lack of money
23:45that makes Christmas stressful.
23:47What about the abundance?
23:49The abundance of children.
23:51Children!
23:53I thought it was money.
23:55What happened to you?
23:57The abundance of children.
23:59How did it happen?
24:01I remember,
24:03Mars, your child is big.
24:05Okay.
24:07Then you go to Balur.
24:09Okay.
24:11Ninang!
24:13Yes.
24:15What's that?
24:17Sukle.
24:19I said,
24:21Christmas is for the children.
24:23But let's not use the children.
24:25True.
24:27It's tiring.
24:29That's why,
24:31when I go to Madam Chair's house,
24:33I'm the first to give.
24:35Then, who's your mother?
24:37I'll be like that.
24:39Then, who's your mother?
24:41Okay, let's pray first.
24:43Why don't we do the opposite?
24:45We, Ninang, will give.
24:47Let's make a law like that.
24:49Actually, that's the law.
24:51I'm changing it.
24:53Please tell the writer
24:55that we, Ninang, will receive
24:57help.
24:59The meaning of Ninong and Ninang
25:01is second parents.
25:05That's important.
25:07It means that
25:09Ninong and Ninang need a lot
25:11to receive Christmas.
25:13That's not true.
25:15We, Ninong and Ninang, have obligations
25:17to our children.
25:19In the event,
25:21that the Miss Universe
25:23cannot fulfill her duties,
25:25that the father or the mother
25:27cannot fulfill her duties,
25:29we're here to guide them.
25:31True.
25:33Not just for material things.
25:35For example,
25:37if there's no money,
25:39if you don't know
25:41the people you're giving money to,
25:43how about those who are knocking?
25:45Those who are giving envelopes?
25:47That's a lot.
25:49I can receive hundreds of envelopes.
25:51How do you feel about that?
25:53Before, I was envious of big houses
25:55that have a lot of caroling,
25:57that have a lot to give.
25:59Now, when I'm a new artist,
26:01I said,
26:03they're so stressful.
26:05But I understand.
26:07I said,
26:09it's just once a year.
26:11These are the people in the barangay.
26:13Just in case,
26:15you can help them.
26:17You're taking care of the barangay.
26:19You're a garbage collector.
26:21Yes.
26:23You're a mailman.
26:25Yes.
26:27Just use what you get.
26:29Share what you get.
26:31So everyone can have it.
26:33Yes.
26:35When it comes to caroling,
26:37when you change your clothes,
26:39you'll be back.
26:41It's different.
26:43We're 12 siblings.
26:45Charito, Dino, you go first.
26:47Then, Carlo and I will go next.
26:49They don't know,
26:51we're a family.
26:53Smart.
26:55Mar, I'll tell you.
26:57Just answer the questions correctly.
26:59What?
27:01Christmas.
27:03What's that?
27:05Christmas is cold.
27:07Do you get stressed
27:09when you're talking about issues
27:11or love life during Christmas?
27:13Three years ago, yes.
27:15Right now?
27:17For example,
27:19three years ago,
27:21not yet.
27:23For example, December 24,
27:25there's a doorbell.
27:27Oh, you removed the doorbell.
27:29It just rang.
27:31Oh, we don't have a door.
27:33What?
27:35Oh, we don't have a house.
27:37We don't have a house.
27:39Oh, you don't have a house.
27:41One by one.
27:43Seriously.
27:45For example, you ask for permission
27:47to ring the doorbell.
27:49It's blacklisted.
27:51It's already blacklisted.
27:53It's already closed.
27:55If you ask for permission,
27:57it's already there.
27:59Hypothetically,
28:01if you ask for permission,
28:03it's already there.
28:05It's the new Philippines.
28:07No, no.
28:09It's the new Philippines.
28:13I get it.
28:15It's not fair
28:17to ask for forgiveness
28:19during Christmas.
28:21That's one of the things that stresses me out.
28:23You should greet
28:25your friends during Christmas.
28:27It's still unresolved.
28:29What if there's still no forgiveness?
28:31The second thing that stresses me out
28:33is the way the kids are treated.
28:35When I see the aunts,
28:37Adrian is a doctor
28:39and Maribel is a nurse
28:41in America.
28:43You should go to the hospital.
28:45You should be the patient.
28:47It's so confusing.
28:49I'm here like I'm eating pink gelatin.
28:51I'm here like I'm eating pink gelatin.
28:53There's pineapple and peaches.
28:55I thought it was peaches.
28:57I thought it was peaches.
28:59I left it outside for a long time.
29:01I ate it while no one was looking.
29:03It's crunchy.
29:05It's crunchy.
29:07It's like it has feet.
29:09It's like it has feet.
29:11It's like it has feet.
29:13It's like it has feet.
29:15What should I say to those who eat?
29:17What should I say to those who eat?
29:19Merry Christmas to everyone.
29:21To those who cook
29:23Merry Christmas to everyone.
29:25Merry Christmas to everyone.
29:27Merry Christmas to everyone.
29:29Merry Christmas to everyone.
29:31Merry Christmas to everyone.
29:33Merry Christmas to everyone.
29:35Merry Christmas to everyone.
29:37Merry Christmas to everyone.
29:39Merry Christmas to everyone.
29:41Merry Christmas to everyone.
29:43Merry Christmas to everyone.
29:45Merry Christmas to everyone.
29:47Merry Christmas to everyone.
29:49Merry Christmas to everyone.
29:51Don't go home, auntie.
29:53But you're smiling.
29:55You're the ones who came up with it.
29:57You're the ones who came up with it.
29:59You're the ones who came up with it.
30:01You're the ones who came up with it.
30:03You're the ones who came up with it.
30:05You're the ones who came up with it.
30:07You're the ones who came up with it.
30:09You're the ones who came up with it.
30:11You're the ones who came up with it.
30:13You're the ones who came up with it.
30:15You're the ones who came up with it.
30:17You're the ones who came up with it.
30:19She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:21She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:23She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:25She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:27She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:29She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:31She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:33She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:35She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:37She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:39She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:41She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:43She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:45She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:47She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:49She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:51She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:53She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:55She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:57She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
30:59She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:01She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:03She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:05She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:07She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:09She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:11She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:13She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:15She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:17She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:19She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:21She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:23She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:25She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:27She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:29She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:31She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:33She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:35She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:37She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:39She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:41She's been sleeping there for 3 days.
31:43You guys are so close.
31:45If it's not because of the lockdown, you won't be this close.
31:47If it's not because of the lockdown, you won't be this close.
31:49If it's not because of the lockdown, you won't be this close.
31:51If it's not because of the lockdown, you won't be this close.
31:53What else is stressful?
31:55Traffic.
31:57You're in a hurry with the taping.
31:59I'm going through 7 malls.
32:017 malls.
32:03Every mall is so crowded.
32:05Let's start with Marikina.
32:07Let's start with Marikina.
32:09Let's start with Marikina.
32:11How many malls are there in Marikina?
32:13Until Masinag.
32:15On the right side of Marcos Highway,
32:17On the right side of Marcos Highway,
32:197 malls.
32:217 malls.
32:23Can you imagine
32:25Can you imagine
32:27Can you imagine
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