Aired (February 1, 2025): Komedyante sa trabaho, komedyante rin sa pag-ibig. Si Alex Calleja, ipinakita ang tamang timpla ng tawa at drama, pati na rin ang mga ‘walang kwentang’ desisyon sa pangalan ng pag-ibig. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00Have you ever experienced that you had to do crazy things about love?
00:06What was the craziest thing you did for love, Booboy?
00:09I don't have one. They do something for me.
00:12Oh, handsome!
00:13I'm just normal.
00:14How? What did a girl do for you?
00:16Like that, I'm open right away.
00:18Don't get involved.
00:19No.
00:20Just like what you said, you have to show that you're not the best, just show who you are.
00:25If I were you, we'd have a hard time. If you like me, you can trip me. Game.
00:31For me, I'm a Scorpio. You're a Libra, so we're in the same boat.
00:37I'm scared of Chuds.
00:38Why is Alex always in the conversation?
00:41No, it's because he knows something.
00:43Libras are predictable.
00:45Scorpios are different.
00:46Why?
00:47They're hard on the outside, but on the inside, they're soft.
00:53My boyfriend at that time, even if he's mad, he wouldn't go with me.
00:57They'd go to Sambalis.
00:59There's an outing.
01:01I was the driver because I was the only one who had a car at that time.
01:05I didn't go with them.
01:07Why is it like that? I'm the girl, I should be the one driving.
01:11I'm the one following. Why am I the service?
01:13I'm scared that I'll be the only one driving.
01:15Good thing you're the only one.
01:17I'm the one with the car.
01:19Okay.
01:21It was a group endeavor.
01:23I was guilty because I might break up.
01:28I followed them to Sambalis.
01:30Where is it from?
01:31Manila.
01:32Oh my God.
01:33It was so long.
01:34San Narciso, San Felipe.
01:36They went to Iba.
01:38It's so long.
01:39San Narciso.
01:40It's alphabetical.
01:42I went there.
01:43Then to Sambalis.
01:44It's not like that.
01:46I went to Iba.
01:48You got divorced because of Iba?
01:51It's Iba. I thought it was Ito.
01:53But it's Iba.
01:54I thought it was Vich.
01:56So it's Iba.
01:57When I got there, there were 6 towns.
01:596?
02:006 towns.
02:01In the first town, I still love him.
02:03In the second town, I was questioning myself.
02:05Why are you there?
02:07Third, I already broke up with him on the road.
02:10You're not together? You already broke up with him?
02:12I already broke up with him in my mind.
02:14Fourth?
02:15Fourth town.
02:16Last one, Iba.
02:17Sixth.
02:18When I got there, I love you.
02:19I relate.
02:20You have a realisation in two barangays.
02:22I already have an emotion.
02:25But my point is, for us Scorpios,
02:29to those who relate,
02:30we give everything to love.
02:32We give everything to love.
02:34We don't leave anything to ourselves.
02:36But when it comes to the end,
02:37it's like when it explodes,
02:39you'll be like Scorpio.
02:41You'll explode.
02:42Then it's time to exit.
02:43It's a long story.
02:44We forgive and we forgive.
02:46We give and we give.
02:48When you reach the end,
02:49there's nothing left.
02:50So you guys, as comedians,
02:52you always joke about everything.
02:54If I'm serious,
02:55how did you become crazy about love?
02:57How was that?
02:58My wife, she's the daughter of a general.
03:01That's true.
03:02You used this in the material I heard.
03:04Yes, she's the daughter of a general.
03:06Of course, we're just poor.
03:08Then she got an assumption.
03:10Then I graduated.
03:13I wasn't studying yet.
03:14It was an assumption.
03:15I was working on a passport.
03:18When I followed her,
03:19she had a car.
03:21She would take me home.
03:23Oh, because you were an assumptionist.
03:25Yes.
03:26Then I went to a village,
03:30a navy village.
03:32The book there was kimpi.
03:34It was like a book.
03:36Because I thought it would fit everything.
03:38Kimpi.
03:39He was trying to make it look good.
03:41You have a lot of friends
03:43that you don't tell them it doesn't fit.
03:45I remember you had a picture
03:47of you in elephant pants.
03:48In your great image.
03:50You were so beautiful.
03:51Then when I saw you now,
03:52you look so ugly.
03:53You look like you want to go back to your friends.
03:54Where are you?
03:56I thought we were friends.
03:58I saw my mom.
03:59My mom said to me,
04:00do I look like an addict?
04:02Your mom's mom?
04:03Yes, Danna's mom.
04:05My wife's name is Danna.
04:06She said,
04:07I don't want to see a guy who looks like an addict.
04:10I was offended.
04:11I said,
04:12you guys are far out.
04:14Like a bad trip.
04:17I threw the syrup.
04:18It's like I threw up.
04:22Then it became a secret.
04:24It became a secret.
04:26Then something happened to us.
04:28Of course,
04:29if there's a sex habit,
04:30it always happens.
04:32Until,
04:33the second time they saw us,
04:35we were already flirting.
04:37Yes, because there's an older woman.
04:39My father-in-law
04:41really didn't like me.
04:43He was observing me.
04:46For those who don't know,
04:48there are generals.
04:50They have jobs.
04:51For example,
04:52you're a military man,
04:53your rank is low.
04:54You have the option to go to war.
04:56Or to serve as an assistant
04:58of a general.
05:00You can be assigned there.
05:01He has jobs.
05:02He's like a gardener or a driver.
05:04He has a military background.
05:06He was observing us.
05:08He went to war.
05:09Our house was in Pasay.
05:11Next to a bank.
05:12Protacio.
05:13Two owners.
05:15They were observing us.
05:17They were armed.
05:19My mother was brave.
05:21She fought against the sheriffs.
05:23Even though we didn't pay our house rent for 7 months.
05:27The soldiers called us.
05:29They said,
05:30come here.
05:31If you do that,
05:32I'll send you to the barangay.
05:33We can't fight the barangay people.
05:34The barangay people will respond to the military.
05:38That's why we became friends.
05:40Okay.
05:41That's one of the reasons why we became friends.
05:44She's nervous.
05:45She's nervous.
05:46She can't talk.
05:47I was with my mother.
05:48Because my father died.
05:50My mother didn't kiss me yet.
05:52I didn't know if she was serious about us.
05:54She's serious.
05:55My mother...
05:57You know, I want to meet your mother.
05:59We went to the post office.
06:00They asked us to go with them.
06:01Because she's injured.
06:04I have food.
06:05We don't have time to eat.
06:07I said, it's hard.
06:08What kind of dilemma is that?
06:09That's it.
06:10That's her mother's character.
06:11You have a lot of material.
06:14But there's a point in my life.
06:16Let's say we're an artist.
06:19I have a story.
06:20I came from Taiping.
06:23When you come from Taiping,
06:25sometimes you don't go straight to your house.
06:27There are people who can afford to drink.
06:29Decompress.
06:30There are girls, right?
06:35I went home.
06:37Nothing happened.
06:38I just drank.
06:39Nothing.
06:40Just chatting.
06:41Just drinking.
06:42Just chatting.
06:44Of course, I was drunk.
06:46When I got home,
06:47I took my clothes from the back.
06:49I put them on the chair.
06:52Then I fell asleep.
06:53When you're drunk, you fall asleep.
06:55The problem is,
06:56I woke up for 5 seconds.
06:58The stupidest guy
07:01suddenly woke up for 5 seconds.
07:03It's like we're a computer
07:04that you turned on.
07:05We're a blue screen.
07:07He said,
07:08you're with a girl.
07:10I still can't believe it.
07:12I want to confess.
07:13So that I can go back to sleep.
07:14Because I'm stupid.
07:15So that it's over.
07:16He brought me to the kitchen.
07:18There's panty in my clothes.
07:19Panty.
07:21Because you tied it.
07:22Yes.
07:23Why is there panty here?
07:24The problem is,
07:25the panty is wet.
07:26Huh?
07:28Of course,
07:29the first thing that came to my mind was,
07:30I'm stupid.
07:31Maybe my office mates tricked me.
07:33You don't have an office.
07:34You're an artist.
07:35So I know I'm really stupid.
07:37He's a liar.
07:39I'm going to confess.
07:40I said,
07:41so that it's over.
07:43There's panty.
07:44What am I going to do?
07:45I don't know.
07:46Maybe someone tricked me.
07:47But if I said I was tricked,
07:48it means I came from a drink.
07:49I don't know that.
07:50I'm really going to confess.
07:51Maybe we drank.
07:52Until my niece,
07:53from the dark corner of the living room,
07:54my niece was sleeping there.
07:55She was sleeping next to us.
07:56She stood up.
07:57She said,
07:58uncle,
07:59I took off my panty.
08:00It looks like I drank from there.
08:01You put it on.
08:02Your clothes were taken off from above.
08:03I took it off.
08:04Your Honor.
08:05Your Honor,
08:06I'm now the victim.
08:07I'm now the victim.
08:08I'm now the victim.
08:09I'm now the victim.
08:10I'm now the victim.
08:12This is my opening line,
08:13Your Honor.
08:14So you were counter-intuitive.
08:15I was counter-intuitive.
08:16And I said,
08:18I worked so hard yesterday
08:20to bring food to this house.
08:22You're the only one who's going to pay for it.
08:24You're the only one who's going to pay for it.
08:25You're the only one who's going to pay for it.
08:26You're the only one who's going to pay for it.
08:27Just because of one panty,
08:28I didn't know.
08:29I'm now the victim.
08:31You took it off.
08:32I went back to sleep.
08:34I closed my eyes and prayed to God.
08:38You're a joker, right?
08:40No, I said,
08:41I'm now the victim.
08:46You're a joker.
08:47You're the only one who's going to pay for it.
08:49You really proved that God is a man.
08:52I got you, bro.
08:53I got you, bro.
08:54I'm now the victim.
08:55I'm now the victim.