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00:30I'm going to do my best with a big cut from now on, so please tell me how to do it.
00:45I don't really rely on it at times like this.
01:30Now, it's time for the big cut. I'm Shota, the host of Shunputei.
01:39This is the last big cut of the year.
01:43I'd like you to enjoy the big cut for 30 minutes.
01:47First of all, I'd like you to say hello. Mr. Yamada, please.
01:50Yes, sir.
01:53Please take this.
01:57Are you ready?
02:00Here we go.
02:02The kanji for this year's big cut is Kin.
02:07Please say hello to everyone by saying the first kanji of the year.
02:13Mr. Koizumi is off today, so please do it yourself.
02:16Why?
02:18But it's kind of wet.
02:22It's wet.
02:24Please do it yourself.
02:26I don't like it at first.
02:29The kanji for this year's big cut.
02:33Yes, please.
02:36The kanji for this year's big cut is Ichi.
02:39He's the youngest member of Shoten, and he doesn't look like it.
02:43And he's the best answer, the cutest, and the most humble man, Ichinosuke.
02:53The kanji for this year's big cut is Tanoshii and Raku.
02:57I'm 60 years old, and I'm going to do a lot of fun things in my youth.
03:03It's fun, fun, fun, fun!
03:09It's on the left.
03:14It's on the right.
03:16It's a cheerful kanji.
03:21The kanji for this year's big cut is...
03:23I wanted to change it to Itai, but I've already changed it.
03:27It's a dream.
03:28I became a member of Shoten that I even dreamed of, and I ran through it.
03:32That was the year.
03:33I'm Tatekawa Harunosuke.
03:39Thank you for waiting so long.
03:42The kanji for this year's big cut is En.
03:45You know that, right?
03:46Next year, my son will be the 7th Enraku.
03:49And I'm going to be the 3rd Enraku.
03:57That's easy.
03:59Your voice suddenly got smaller.
04:02I'm the Enraku of Reiwa.
04:08The kanji for this year's big cut is Tobu.
04:12I flew around the country at Rakukai.
04:15At Shoten, I was taken off my futon as if I were flying.
04:18Next year, I want to make it the year of Hiyaku.
04:20I'm Miyaji.
04:24I'm Hakobu.
04:29It's been 41 years since I carried my futon.
04:34I was lucky.
04:36I'm Yamada Takao.
04:40I'll give you a futon if you give me a good answer.
04:44If you get 10 correct answers, I'll give you a great prize.
04:48Please do your best.
04:50You got 10 correct answers last week.
04:53We'll start with the first question.
04:56Please do your best.
05:01Let's move on to the first question.
05:04I'm sure you had a lot of happy and sad things in 2024.
05:09Please think of the 5, 7, and 5.
05:185, 7, and 5.
05:19Please think of 5, 7, and 5.
05:22It has to be 5, 7, and 5.
05:23That's right.
05:24Because it's 9.
05:26I don't have the energy to count.
05:29I don't have the energy to count at all.
05:31This is the last question.
05:33No way!
05:34No way!
05:37Next, Mr. Kouraku.
05:40I missed the last train and picked up the money.
05:44I was happy.
05:52Next, Mr. Ichinosuke.
05:54I missed the last train and picked up the money.
05:59I was happy and sad.
06:06Next, Mr. Hayae.
06:07I saw sumo wrestling for the first time this year.
06:12I was happy and sad.
06:23It's really scary.
06:25The sumo wrestler really flies.
06:27He flies.
06:28He flies and gets injured.
06:29Then you know how Mr. Harunosuke feels.
06:32I know.
06:33That's right.
06:34He was wearing sandals.
06:35That's right.
06:36It's a good seat.
06:38Next, Mr. Miyaji.
06:40I like my dad.
06:42I like him a lot, but I like my mom more.
06:45I was happy and sad.
06:50That's how peaceful it is.
06:52Next, Mr. Harunosuke.
06:53This year, my daughter left home chasing her dream.
06:58I was happy and sad.
07:04Next, Mr. Ichinosuke.
07:05I was happy and sad.
07:11It's scary.
07:16Next, Mr. Tahei.
07:17I scored a goal.
07:20I was happy and sad.
07:27Next, Mr. Ichinosuke.
07:36Aren't you motivated today?
07:37It's an easy question.
07:40What is easy?
07:41It looks like you want to do this.
07:43Next, Mr. Kouraku.
07:44I was happy when I saw my apprentice receiving points better than I did.
07:49APPLAUSE
07:52Is that a lot or a few?
07:54It's a lot.
07:55It's a lot?
07:57OK, Miyaji-san.
07:59Hide-and-seek.
08:01I couldn't find you for two days.
08:03I was happy and sad.
08:06OK, stop it.
08:09OK, Itsuzaka-san.
08:11Miyaji-kun, I couldn't find you.
08:14I was happy and sad.
08:16APPLAUSE
08:19I was happy and sad.
08:22Find me!
08:25OK, Harunosuke-san.
08:27I worked part-time and got over 1.3 million yen.
08:30I was happy and sad.
08:32APPLAUSE
08:36It's subtle.
08:38Taihei-san.
08:40Koraku ga kekkou ganbaru oogiri wa ureshikattari tanashikattari.
08:46APPLAUSE
08:49It's subtle.
08:52Miyaji-san.
08:54Koraku ga ganbaru keredo waraikozu ureshikattari tanashikattari.
09:00APPLAUSE
09:04I was working hard.
09:06Harunosuke-san.
09:08Fandesu to yobareta namae ga Tachikawa-san.
09:11Ureshikattari kanashikattari.
09:13APPLAUSE
09:16Taihei-san.
09:18Oyasumi no Koyuza-san wo yonde mimashita.
09:21Nazedarou, keisatsuken ni natsukareta.
09:25Ureshikattari kanashikattari.
09:28APPLAUSE
09:32Miyaji-san.
09:34Zabuton wo moratta chokugo sugu torare.
09:37Ureshikattari kanashikattari.
09:39APPLAUSE
09:43Ichinosuke-san.
09:45Hisashiburi musume to kaiwa kane wo kure.
09:49Ureshikattari kanashikattari.
09:52APPLAUSE
09:55Koraku-san.
09:57Nijuunen haiteru pantsu ni ana ga ake.
10:01Ureshikattari kanashikattari.
10:05APPLAUSE
10:08Harutani.
10:10Ichinosuke-san.
10:12Watashi dake asa no shitaku ga hayaku sumu.
10:15Ureshikattari kanashikattari.
10:17APPLAUSE
10:20Ichi agete.
10:22Paoru mo tsukawanai shou?
10:24Inu mitai ni brrrr!
10:26SUPPA!
10:28Doraier tsukattara yakedo shimashita.
10:31APPLAUSE
10:33Usaaai!
10:35Tenpi boshi de ii ndayo.
10:37Tenpi boshi.
10:38Yome ikimasu yo.
10:40Sa, kono jiki wa saimatsu tasukeai undou ga wadai ni narimasu.
10:44Minasan, samazama na joukyou de tasuke wo motomete kudasai.
10:48Watashi ga doushimashita to kikimasu node, sarani okotae kudasai.
10:52Ironna joukyou de tasuke wo motomete moratte.
10:56Tasuke?
10:57Nenmatsu nenshi ni yoku aru wa kore.
10:59Hoi, Tahei-san.
11:02Tasukete kure!
11:04Doushimashita?
11:05Fuzakete, beer bin ni yubitsukondara, nukenakunaccha.
11:09APPLAUSE
11:12Ikashi kodomo ga yoku yattatte.
11:15Hai, Itsudosuka-san.
11:17Tasukete kudasai.
11:19Doushimashita?
11:20Yama ni suteraretan desu kedo, kotoshi hachikai me nande modotte korarerundesu.
11:27Hai, Eiji-san.
11:28Nande hanaji nandesu?
11:29Oboete.
11:30Karada ga oboerundesu.
11:34Hai, Emiyaji-san.
11:36Ryukougo taishou no senkouin nandesu kedo, tasukete kudasai.
11:40Doushimashita?
11:41Maitoshi, sonna kotoba tsukatta koto nezo tte, monku iwarerundesu.
11:46APPLAUSE
11:49Hai, Harunosuke-san.
11:51Watashi wa terano juushoku desu. Tasukete kudasai.
11:55Doushimashita?
11:56Nando kara urusai to kujou ga kite, juu e no kane ga tsukemasen.
12:00APPLAUSE
12:04Taihei-san.
12:05Hai, tasukete kudasai.
12:07Doushimashita?
12:08Tsurikawa ni te tsukkondara, nukenakunachou.
12:12APPLAUSE
12:16Nukenakunaru no suki dana.
12:20Itsudosuka-san.
12:21Watashi wa jibun no kuni, Finland ni kaeritai.
12:25Santa Claus nandesu kedo, tasukete kudasai.
12:27Doushimashita?
12:28Tonakai ni nigerarete, nijuuko nishi kara zuutto aruitete, ima hamamatsu nandesu.
12:34APPLAUSE
12:38Doko kaeru no?
12:39Finland desu.
12:43Hai, Emiyaji-san.
12:45Hi ga deteru! Tasukete!
12:47Doushimashita?
12:48Doushimashita?
12:49Ore no sumako ga enjou shiteru.
12:51APPLAUSE
12:55Hi ga deteru.
12:56Enjou shiteru.
12:57Wakatteru yo.
12:58Sensei, sensei.
12:59Pink no hito ga netemasu.
13:00LAUGHTER
13:02Hontou ni netemashite.
13:03Hontou ni netemashite.
13:04Pink no hito ni.
13:05Neeiki ga kikoimashita.
13:07Kono mondai muzukashii ne.
13:09LAUGHTER
13:13Konaku-san.
13:15Hai.
13:16Haa, rakugo yattetara tochuu de wasurechatta. Tasukete kuree.
13:21Doushimashita?
13:22Dareka okyaku de sono saki shitteru hito imasu ka?
13:24LAUGHTER
13:26APPLAUSE
13:29Okyaku-san ni tasuke motomeru desu ka?
13:32Taihei-san.
13:33Hai.
13:34Tasukete kudasai.
13:36Doushimashita?
13:37Kikuo-san kara oseibo ga todoitandesukedomo, nakani seikyusho ga haittetandesu.
13:42LAUGHTER
13:44APPLAUSE
13:46Atarashii sagi janei ka?
13:49Harunosuke-san.
13:50Hai.
13:51Tatata.
13:52Tasukete.
13:53Doushimashita?
13:54Ima uchi ni dorobou ga haittekite, te wo agero tte.
13:56Gojuu kata de te ga agaranaindesu.
13:58LAUGHTER
13:59APPLAUSE
14:01Hontou saikin busou dakara ne.
14:03Kowai desu ne.
14:04Hontou, minasan, kiotsukete kudasai.
14:06Hai, Ichinosuke-san.
14:08Itai, yamete.
14:09Itai, itai, yamete, tasukete kudasai.
14:11Doushimashita?
14:12Hamabe de kodomotachi ni ijimeraretendesukedo, Urashima Taro no yaro zutto asoko de tsuri shiterundesu.
14:18LAUGHTER
14:20APPLAUSE
14:21Saki me ga atta.
14:23LAUGHTER
14:25Seiba, kame ni niteru ne.
14:27LAUGHTER
14:30Siluetto ga kame ni.
14:32Senpai dakedo iikage ni shiro yo.
14:34LAUGHTER
14:36Kame ni niteru.
14:38Hai, Miyaji-san.
14:41Onegai desu.
14:42Tasukete kudasai.
14:43Doushimashita?
14:44Nebiki nanka shitaku naindesukedo.
14:46Nee, shachuu.
14:48Doushite mo nebiki shichaundesu.
14:50LAUGHTER
14:51APPLAUSE
14:54Hai, Harunosuke-san.
14:56Mou, tasukete.
14:59Doushimashita?
15:00Kono sousu ga haitteru kobukuro, doko kara demo kiremasu tte kaite arundakedo, doko kara mo kirenaindayo.
15:06Arune, tokidoki.
15:08Arune.
15:10Hai, Taihei-san.
15:12Tasukete kudasai.
15:13Doushimashita?
15:14Nanika kotae ga yobun ni dekita shito, Kouraki-san ni agete kudasai.
15:19LAUGHTER
15:21APPLAUSE
15:23Yamada-san, Taihei-san ni ichiban agete.
15:27Tasukeau na.
15:28Oh, oh.
15:29Sugoi, Taihei-san.
15:30Futsuuni oogiri yattete, te ageru to, oh?
15:32LAUGHTER
15:33Sore mo doukasu to omou kedo sa.
15:36Hai, Kouraki-san.
15:38Mago ga sa, o shougatsu no otoshidama peipei de kuretten dakedo, tasukete yo.
15:43Doushimashita?
15:44Tsukai kata wakannaindayo.
15:46LAUGHTER
15:47APPLAUSE
15:50Hai, Miyagi-san.
15:52Super no tencho nandesukedo, tasukete kudasai.
15:55Doushimashita?
15:56Nebikin shiru harareru no ima ka ima ka to, Kouraki ichibon ga, kurauchingu startu no to, matterundesu.
16:03APPLAUSE
16:08Kouraki ichibon wa ne, super no haiena to yobareteru kara ne.
16:12Mure ga kita.
16:14Mure de osoikakaru kara ne.
16:16LAUGHTER
16:18Nande kakyusei ni ijime nanakya dake de?
16:20Kakyusei?
16:22Kouhai janakute.
16:23Gakkou janai yo.
16:25Kakyusei.
16:27Hai, jaa, tsugi no mondai, ikimasu yo.
16:29Hai, jaa, san monme.
16:31San monme.
16:33Kotoshi mo ne, iroi na koto wa arimashita.
16:35De ne, minasan ne, menba no dareka wo shimei shite, omae nante nani nani nandayo, to.
16:42Kotoshi de wadai natta koto ni tatoete kudasai.
16:46Iwareta hito wa ne, nande dayo?
16:48Ne, to itte moraimasu node, sarani tsuzukete kudasai.
16:52Dakara kou, nanka kou, ne, saikin yatta dekigoto nanka wo karamete.
16:56Dekigoto?
16:57Hai, itte mite kudasai.
16:58Nanka atta suka ne, kotoshi ne.
17:00Kotoshi, iroiro atta desho, nanka.
17:02Senkyo mo atta shi, ne.
17:05Ato, soudana.
17:09Nanika ga atta daro?
17:11Ne, sou itta mono wo nanka tatoete sa.
17:14Ne, nanka, nani kakuni shite?
17:18Kawaite kimashita.
17:20Kansou shite.
17:22Hai, Harunosuke san.
17:24Hai.
17:25Oi, Koraku.
17:27Omae nante na, Ootani Shouhei senshu nandayo.
17:31Sou nano?
17:32Ukeru ka ukenai ka?
17:33Fifty-fifty janei ka?
17:40Ato, sumimasen.
17:41Moshikete desu kedo, nande dayo?
17:42Tte kotaete moraimasu.
17:44Ato, gobu-gobu ge wa nai to omoimasu.
17:4828 desu, 28.
17:5219 dayo.
17:54Gojibun de oshiaru desu ka?
17:57Hai, Ichinosuke san.
17:59Oi, Taihei.
18:01Omae nanka na, Kita-chousen kara tonde kuru misairu mitai na onnandayo.
18:06E, nande dayo?
18:07Omae no yaru funashi, doko tonde kuru ka yoku nanka de, kowain dayo.
18:15Itsumo dake, Harunosuke no oni chantobu yo.
18:17Itsumo dake, Harunosuke no oni chantobu yo.
18:21Ichinosuke nasshi!
18:27Itara dou suru?
18:31Inakute yokaccha.
18:32Anzen kakurin shite tomu kara.
18:35Hai, Koraku san.
18:37Oi, Harunosuke.
18:39Omae nanka na, Reiwa no kome-soudo nandayo.
18:42Nande dayo?
18:43Shinmai nandakara shikkari yareyo.
18:50Ganbarimasu.
18:51Hito ni ieru no ka?
18:57Saki no de, saki neteta hito ga.
19:01Iu kotoba ka?
19:04Hai, Harunosuke san.
19:07Oi, Koraku.
19:09Omae no sono oogiri no taido wa na, ima no butka-joushou to onnaji nandayo.
19:13Nande dayo?
19:14Sugu ni ne wo ageru ja neka.
19:16Umai, umai yo.
19:20Kanari umai yo, Reiwa.
19:22Homerareta?
19:24Hai, Miyaji san.
19:26Oi, Taihei.
19:28Omae nanka na, kotoshi no haru ni sotsugyou shita, Kikunosokkuri nandayo.
19:33Nande dayo?
19:34Ei kaitari, karei uttari, totsuzen utai dashitari.
19:37Dondo nite kitai ja neka, kore.
19:40Sonna kibutsu wa hitten dayo.
19:43Ise.
19:44Yo, Miyaji.
19:45Usuesu kanzuiten da, ore datte.
19:48Yabai na tte na.
19:51Chotto ne, kimono ga kiiroppoku natte kitai.
19:57Hai, Ichinosuke san.
19:59Oi, Taihei.
20:00Omae no yaru monomane na.
20:02Minna kore kiiteru to, tora ni tsubasa no mezerifu mitena kao shiteru zo.
20:06Nande dayo?
20:07Dare daka wakannekara, minna hate tsutten dayo.
20:14Hai, Kouraku san.
20:16Oi, tonari no Miyaji.
20:18Omae nanka uragane mondai nandayo.
20:21Nande dayo?
20:22Uragane otoko na...
20:23Ah, ii otoko nanda.
20:25Arigatou.
20:28Sou ii sumori wa nakatta no ni.
20:30Nandai, Kouraku-chan kekko ii tte dayo.
20:33Minna amari ijimecha dame dayo.
20:35Watatte iru, kare wa?
20:37Uragane de shouten member natta janashita.
20:39Warui no, anta dayo.
20:41Anta ga ichiban warui yo, kore.
20:44Hai, Taihei san.
20:46Oe, Harunosuke.
20:47Omae nante yo, white anken nandayo.
20:51Nande dayo?
20:53Ii hito no you ni mieru kedo yo.
20:55Omae, sungoi haraguro daro, hontou.
20:59Na, hontou sou!
21:02Miyaji-san.
21:04Oe, saki kara iwarete ne to omotte anshin shiten daro, Shota!
21:07Oe, konarou!
21:08Omae ga, minna omottekedo na,
21:10omae wa yuuryouka sarete noborizuraku natta Fujisan nandayo!
21:14Nande dayo?
21:15Nande dayo?
21:16Demo, shikai ga ii kara, daisuki.
21:23Daisuki.
21:25Iikata to kao ga haratatsunda yo.
21:27Ja, daikirai.
21:28Urusai!
21:30Hai, Taihei san.
21:31Hai.
21:32Oe, anshin shiten na yo, Yamada Takao.
21:35Dete koi yo, dete koi yo.
21:38Nande dayo?
21:40Omae nanka yo, Pari-Olympic de kinmedaru totta yo,
21:44yarinage no...
21:46ano hito dayo.
21:53Yobunayo.
21:56Nani itten da yo, oi!
22:00Ore ga yobane to, terebi derarena yo!
22:04Zettai yobane kara!
22:07Zettai yobane kara!
22:09Kodomo!
22:12Shougakkou ga koko!
22:15Kouraku san!
22:16Shota kun.
22:18Omae nanka...
22:20Kouraku ga shougatsu...
22:22namazume hagashi jiken nandayo.
22:26Nande dayo?
22:27Ja, itte mero yo.
22:28Namazume, namagomi, namatamago.
22:31Namazume, namagomi, namatamago.
22:33Iyeru janai ka yo!
22:35Iyeru janai ka yo!
22:36Iyeru janai ka yo!
22:38Iizanai yatte itte kure yo!
22:40Kougeki shin nara, seikou shiro yo!
22:45Nande kairu uchi katten da yo!
22:48Konna kakkoori veteran, hajimete mita yo, ore!
22:52Miyaji san!
22:54Oe, Kouraku!
22:56Omae nanka na,
22:57Daito-ryo-sen ni saisen shita Trump to issho nandayo!
23:01Nande dayo?
23:02Nande dayo?
23:03Dare ga shiji shiten no ka wakannai kedo,
23:05Nanka ninki andayo!
23:11Wakatte yo. Wakatte yo.
23:13Sou nandayo ne!
23:14Sou nandayo!
23:15Nanka ninki andayo ne!
23:17Nanka ninki andayo!
23:18Machi aruite temo, minna yotte kurendo yo!
23:20Sou nandayo ne!
23:21Nanno shigoto mo shite nandayo!
23:24Sa!
23:27Sa!
23:28Shoten wa desu ne,
23:29Lainen nandesu ga,
23:30Mikka go no desu ne,
23:31Ichi gatsu itachi,
23:32Ganjitsu desu ne,
23:33Yuugata,
23:34Yoji sanjuppun kara,
23:35Shoten,
23:36Oshogatsu dayo,
23:37Oogiri matsuri wo okurishimasu!
23:39Koyuzo-san no ne,
23:40Zabuton juumai no shouhin,
23:42Kore mo housou sarebasu no de,
23:43Zehi,
23:44Korankudasai!
23:45Ichi denkan,
23:46Shotan...
23:47Shota?
23:49Nande jibundake nandayo!
23:51Minna ganbatte nandayo!
23:53Nande shoten arigatou nandayo!
23:58Soredewa,
23:59Shoten ichi denkan arigatou gozaimashita!
24:01Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
24:05Oshogatsu wa shoten!
24:07Oogiri matsuri!
24:08500% de ike!
24:13Teyuka Koyuzo-san shito umai desu ne!
24:16Baketta!
24:18Omae mo saikin,
24:19Hikaru tokoro ga dete kita kara na!