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00:00The one you want to imitate the most.
00:04The so-called one-shot entertainer.
00:06For example...
00:081, 2, 3, 4!
00:10That's incredible!
00:12The most beautiful...
00:14Why Japanese people!
00:16Yes, the one-shot entertainer.
00:18She impressed us with her impact.
00:24This is funny.
00:26No!
00:28No, no, no!
00:30What kind of one-shot is that?
00:32However...
00:34After 2014's No! No! No!
00:36The entertainer didn't win the Grand Prix.
00:40So last year,
00:42she held a one-shot audition.
00:44Ju-nan! Ju-nan!
00:46Ju-nan! Ju-nan!
00:48Ju-nan!
00:50Even though she lost,
00:52she left a strong impact.
00:54Thank you so much.
00:56This is Shanson,
00:58the first year of Sam Music.
01:00There's nothing.
01:02I'm scared!
01:04Santoro!
01:06That's good.
01:081, 2, 3, 4!
01:10She was recognized
01:12as the one-shot entertainer.
01:14Hello!
01:16This time,
01:18Nishikigoi, the champion of M-1, also participates.
01:20The fifth one-shot entertainer.
01:22The second one.
01:24Nishikigoi, the champion of M-1, also participates.
01:26I remember seeing her
01:28when I was in elementary school.
01:30Nishio Kasumiko.
01:32But now,
01:34there's no such entertainer.
01:36There are many
01:38serious entertainers.
01:40That's not good.
01:42That's not good.
01:44If you think about it,
01:46Johnson is also a serious entertainer.
01:48He's not a bad entertainer.
01:50He should be praised.
01:52From now on,
01:54the one-shot entertainers will appear
01:56and show their talents.
01:58If all three of them show their talents,
02:00they will be recognized
02:02as one-shot entertainers.
02:04The first one-shot entertainer.
02:06Come on!
02:08Sam Music.
02:10The 14th year of Sam Music.
02:12Sam Music is strong.
02:14Sam Music.
02:16Dandy Sakamoto.
02:18He has a good color.
02:20He has a good voice.
02:22He has a good voice.
02:24He has a good voice.
02:26He has a good voice.
02:28I'm sorry.
02:30I bit my tongue.
02:32That's not funny at all.
02:34It's your first time to see him.
02:36I'll introduce myself.
02:38My name is Ari.
02:40Ari or not,
02:42it's
02:44Ari!
02:46Please.
02:48When I was a baby,
02:50everyone cried
02:52Babu Babu.
02:54But I had
02:56a different cry.
02:58My cry was
03:00Kebabu.
03:02That's it.
03:04That's right.
03:06It was a silly joke.
03:08It made a strange atmosphere.
03:10This atmosphere.
03:12Ari or not,
03:14it's
03:16Ari!
03:18Ari!
03:20If you're a foreigner,
03:22it's good.
03:24If you're a foreigner,
03:26it's good.
03:28Ari!
03:30I'm aiming for
03:32Dave Spector's back.
03:34Thank you very much.
03:36Ari!
03:38Let's make a decision.
03:40Ari or not,
03:42it's
03:44Ari!
03:48I'm sorry, Ari.
03:50I'm sorry, Ari.
03:52Are you trying to be cool?
03:54No, no, no.
03:56You're so close.
03:58I thought you'd say Ari,
04:00but
04:02after a while,
04:04you said it.
04:06I want you to use your brain.
04:08You're a comedian.
04:10But it's easy to understand.
04:12It's easy to understand.
04:14It's easy to use.
04:16It's easy to use.
04:18It's easy to use.
04:20Everyone can use it.
04:22Ari is
04:24Ari or not.
04:26If you're a foreigner,
04:28it's good.
04:30If you're a foreigner,
04:32it's good.
04:34Everyone laughed at that.
04:36It reminded me of a robbery.
04:38I'm sorry.
04:40It's not like a foreigner is doing it.
04:42I'm sorry.
04:44Ari or not,
04:46I really like Kamaitachi's story.
04:48The one with the ping pong ball,
04:50the one without taking off his clothes,
04:52was really interesting.
04:54The manzai was also by Yamauchi.
04:56I really wanted to watch the show.
04:58So I made the story.
05:00It's like a comedy review.
05:02The story is really interesting,
05:04but there are people who can't do anything
05:06because they're too old.
05:08It's really painful.
05:10He's really a comedian.
05:12He's not a comedian at all.
05:14No, it's not where you come from.
05:16What kind of sports do you do?
05:18I play soccer,
05:20and I'm in a marathon team.
05:22I'm also a model for Emporio Armani.
05:26You're a model for Emporio Armani?
05:28You're good at everything except this.
05:30It's better to be serious.
05:32No, no.
05:34These three are like that,
05:36so think about your life.
05:38Thank you very much.
05:42Let's move on to the next one.
05:44Yoshimoto Kogyo,
05:4619 years of history,
05:48Ichigekurin.
05:50It's Ichigekurin.
05:52Can you do Ichigekurin now?
05:54A great guy has come.
05:56A great guy has come.
05:58I'm a great guy.
06:00I'm a great guy.
06:02A great guy has come.
06:04A great guy has come.
06:06A great guy has come.
06:08This, this, this, this.
06:10A great guy has come.
06:12He's a great guy.
06:14My name is a great guy.
06:16I'm going to say something great.
06:18It's easy to understand.
06:20Yes.
06:22The Sumida River
06:24in Urara in spring.
06:26I drink it all.
06:28I'm a great guy.
06:30I'm a great guy.
06:32A great guy has come.
06:34A great guy has come.
06:36A great guy has come.
06:38A great guy has come.
06:40A great guy has come.
06:42He's a great guy.
06:44Can he do Ichigekurin?
06:46Can he do Ichigekurin?
06:48Ready, go.
06:50He's hesitating.
06:52No, no, no, no.
06:54A little more.
06:56It's my personal opinion,
06:58but when I was in Nagawa,
07:00I thought I could drink it all.
07:02I thought I could drink it all.
07:04I thought I could drink it all.
07:06I wanted a little more.
07:08I understand.
07:10I understand.
07:12I hate this part.
07:14I hate this part.
07:16You don't need it.
07:18It's getting small.
07:20It's getting small.
07:22It's not a great guy.
07:24You should throw big rocks.
07:26Good.
07:30You don't need that part.
07:42He doesn't need the sun.
07:46Should I just throw it?
07:48What do you think?
07:50What do you think?
07:52The way he spoke the name
07:53The way he spoke the name
07:55It's really close, isn't it?
07:58Of course, Ichikippurin can do a lot of other things.
08:02There was an impersonation, right?
08:04A great guy came and said that he would combine impersonations and impersonations.
08:09Yes! A great guy came!
08:12It's cool.
08:13I will combine impersonations!
08:18Former Director of the Giant Army, Director Hara
08:21And...
08:23Edo Harumi
08:33How is this year's Giant Army?
08:37This year is Wednesday.
08:39From the morning, Okamoto batting.
08:42Sugamo is a nice pitching.
08:46Hop step giant.
08:52The sound of the wind next to the rotating door of the 25th gate of the Tokyo Dome.
09:02Great!
09:06But this is not good.
09:10I don't need Edo Harumi.
09:13Hara-san's impersonation is enough.
09:17But I saw a great guy came.
09:21A great guy came and just appeared and went home.
09:26What did you do?
09:29This may be the best story.
09:33Please!
09:34Yes! A great guy came!
09:37A great guy came!
09:40End roll.
09:41A great guy came!
09:45A great guy came!
09:48A great guy came!
09:52A great guy came!
09:55A great guy came!
09:58I want to see something.
10:01I'm sorry.
10:03A great guy came!
10:05It was Ichigin Pudding.
10:07It's good.
10:09Great.
10:10Today, M-1 champion has a story of Ichigeki.
10:19Great.
10:21Come on, Ichigeki entertainer!
10:23Sony Music Artist Show 9.
10:25The 13th anniversary.
10:27Nishiki Goi!
10:29Great.
10:30This line.
10:33Nishiki Goi.
10:35This is good.
10:37It's a good Ichigeki.
10:38Go Go Ippei's All Night Pon Nichi!
10:43Go Go Ippei?
10:44Who is Go Go Ippei?
10:47It's started.
10:49Go Go Ippei's All Night Pon Nichi!
10:52Who is Go Go Ippei?
10:54All Night Pon Nichi, Go Go Ippei,
10:56the usual trademark,
10:58underwater glasses,
10:59a red and white robot,
11:00and today,
11:02a reindeer horn!
11:04That's not true.
11:07I heard you're Go Go Ippei,
11:08so there must be some listeners who don't get it.
11:11Who is Go Go Ippei?
11:12Go Go Ippei.
11:13He actually works part-time at a beef bowl restaurant.
11:18Isn't that a freeter?
11:20Can a freeter do a radio show?
11:22Do you know what people call people who work at a beef bowl restaurant?
11:26It's a freeter.
11:27Yes.
11:28Influencer.
11:29It's a freeter.
11:30It's a freeter.
11:32You know, I was late to the beef bowl restaurant yesterday.
11:36Why are you a freeter?
11:39I was late for two hours.
11:41It's not good, is it?
11:43I'm over 50 years old.
11:45You're over 50 years old?
11:47What?
11:48I'm a doji.
11:49I'm not stupid.
11:52I'm weird as a person.
11:55I'm no good.
11:58I'm an adult.
12:00Oh!
12:07There's a movie about men late at night.
12:10Listen to it next week, too.
12:14We'll listen to it, then.
12:16Thank you very much.
12:18Mr. Nishikigoi.
12:20Let's go to the judgment, first.
12:22Are we going to the judgment, too?
12:24Mr. Nishikigoi will get a blow.
12:27I
12:57Think I might have a conto much of the other
13:01Yeah, it's only to get a no-go go got to stop them this one. I each get key no time. It's good. I get a nice kiddo
13:08Coco no stuff. What sort of each get to meet up?
13:13Committed and they each get youじゃないからじゃあちょっとまあ一撃ではなかったけど m1 チャンピオンにもなった2人ですから
13:19ここからちょっと審査員でございますちょっと一撃芸人を探してください
13:23俺ちょっと見てほしい一番もしかして一撃芸人に近いなぁ正りさんかもしれません
13:27今近い今一番気持ちはわかるかもしれませんかしさんに出会ってなかったらまだ地下でそのかっ
13:36めちゃくちゃあります続いての一撃芸人ですカーボン
13:45続いての一撃芸人ですカーボン吉本工業所の9
13:54済む
14:00いいいい
14:02九州がつじゃねーかよこれ
14:06中国から中国から
14:09大家好
14:09じゃあ
14:09日本の基金宣言
14:10どもずもどうすうらかんばたんちょのだっべいどうも中国北京出身で来日6年目の貧厳にの以前です
14:17さっきいた中文の意味は
14:19日本の最強戦には時間が多すぎねーかよ
14:23But it's disgusting, so I think it's better to punch everyone in Taikyoken.
14:28Please.
14:30Oh no, Mr. Hamagiya is so cool that he's about to fly.
14:34He's about to fly.
14:35Let's put this aside for now.
14:37My real name is Li Yizhen.
14:40Li is a nickname.
14:42Speaking of nicknames, my Japanese girlfriend's friend, Sato,
14:46said that Sato's nickname is too common, so if I get married,
14:49I want to have a more rare and cute nickname.
14:53Certainly, among the 1.2 billion Japanese population,
14:56Mr. Sato has more than 1.8 million.
14:59Mr. Suzuki has more than 1.7 million.
15:01Mr. Tanaka has more than 1.3 million.
15:04My nickname, Li, is also in the 100 million.
15:08It's almost a Japanese population.
15:10And even if I get married as a Chinese, my nickname won't change,
15:13so I have no choice but to live as 1 in 100 million until I die.
15:19That's great.
15:20Li Yizhen, is it a blow or not?
15:24Is it difficult?
15:28Oh, it's a blow.
15:29It's not a blow.
15:30It took three seconds.
15:32Mr. Yamauchi, it's New Year's Eve,
15:35but you can't say it's not a blow.
15:37It's New Year's Eve.
15:38It's New Year's Eve.
15:40It's New Year's Eve.
15:42It's New Year's Eve.
15:43Chinese people value New Year's Eve.
15:46That's right.
15:47It's New Year's Eve.
15:48It's New Year's Eve.
15:49Hamae, is it a blow?
15:51Yes, it's like a Chinese version of Jason.
15:55It's a rough word, but if Yizhen says it, I'll forgive him.
15:58Yes, and the story is easy to understand.
16:01It's a bad part of Japan.
16:04It's like when you first came out.
16:06It's a mysterious touch that makes you nervous when you see Hamae.
16:11It's a mysterious touch.
16:12It's not a touch.
16:14Oh, it's like now.
16:17That's great.
16:19That's good.
16:21I've never heard of this before.
16:24It's a Chinese new comedy.
16:27Chinese new comedy?
16:28Oh, I'm sorry. It's a joke.
16:30Really?
16:32Wait a minute.
16:33I've changed.
16:37In China, people do this when they make a joke.
16:40Oh, I'm sorry. It's a Beijing joke.
16:44Beijing joke.
16:46If you put that in, it's a good distance.
16:49If you do that every time you make a joke...
16:51Come back! Come back!
16:53That's right.
16:54Mr. Watanabe, what do you think?
16:56It was great.
16:57I think you can be a character who is allowed to speak ill of others.
17:02I think I'll sell a lot in a year or two.
17:05I'll quit right away.
17:07I'll get an interview at an economic magazine.
17:10That's right.
17:11Mr. Watanabe, you're really smart.
17:13Really?
17:14I see.
17:15I've liked Chidori and Kamaitachi since I was in China.
17:19That's right.
17:20I came to Japan to be a comedian.
17:22I had to get a visa to study abroad.
17:25To be a comedian.
17:26That's why I decided to come to Tokyo University.
17:29Tokyo University is a university.
17:31That's amazing.
17:32I came to Japan after I graduated from high school.
17:34I passed the highest level of Japanese in three months.
17:38That's great.
17:39I can't speak at all.
17:40I can't speak at all, but I entered Yoshimoto Girls' High School.
17:43There were a lot of people in line on the day.
17:46If you line up for two hours, there was a line for Jiro ramen next door.
17:50That's great.
17:51That's great, Mr. Watanabe.
17:53That's great.
17:54It's true.
17:55So, I can't do all of them.
17:56Maybe you can.
17:57Sorry about that.
17:58Did I do too much?
17:59That's enough.
18:00You did too much.
18:01I can't do this.
18:02You did too much.
18:03I didn't mean to do this.
18:05Daigo and Hanae are popular in China.
18:08Daigo is really popular.
18:09If you hold Daigo in your hands in China, you can do better than Mbambo.
18:17In Chinese?
18:19They are really popular.
18:20It's better than you think, isn't it?
18:21I
18:51Have to wait at all on that a whale you'll need to take
19:00When I don't even know how she
19:04Okay, you don't have to see me. Oh, my gosh
19:09I see what I do. It's getting an audition. Oh, I'm
19:13Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't
19:16Fuck you