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00:00Happy New Year, everyone!
00:04This is the first episode of the 2025 Totsuiki Variety Show.
00:11It's the first episode of the new year. I'm so happy.
00:14It's the year 2025.
00:16Last time, Mr. Yagi...
00:18Mr. Yagi was here.
00:20He was spinning.
00:22He was trying to spin.
00:24Mr. Yagi's habit.
00:26I've done it with Mr. Yagi before.
00:28He was trying to spin.
00:37I'm sorry.
00:44I'm sorry. I'll get in your way.
00:49I'm Ube.
00:51Totsuiki Variety Show
00:55Nice to meet you.
00:57I'm Gattsu Iwase from Gunma Prefecture.
00:59Nice to meet you.
01:01It's really nice.
01:03It's amazing.
01:05It's amazing.
01:07I can see the road.
01:09I can really see it.
01:11It's a new year's broadcast.
01:13I'm reporting from Maibashi Toshogu.
01:16It's a beautiful place.
01:18It's not the first time, but...
01:21I'd like to give you a little donation.
01:26It's like the outside and the inside.
01:37It's amazing.
01:39It's solid.
01:41I did it again.
01:42What did you ask for?
01:44I'm going to meet a good woman this year.
01:47Did you ask for a woman?
01:49I don't want her to come to my house.
01:51I don't want her to come to my house.
01:53This garage is...
01:55It's the first place to pay for a car in Japan.
01:58I'm going to put a car here.
02:00That's what you're going to do.
02:02I don't know about the payment.
02:04I don't know what to write on the car.
02:08This time, I prepared a water fortune.
02:13Water fortune?
02:14I don't have the right to choose.
02:16I'm waiting for him to come out.
02:18This will come out.
02:20You're early.
02:22You're early.
02:23This comes out in the water.
02:25I see.
02:27A lot has changed.
02:29Gumake Sumimasu.
02:31Gatsu Iwase.
02:35Hi, I'm Gatsu Iwase from Sumimasu Entertainment.
02:37There are three different sumimasu entertainers in Gunma.
02:40I'm the only one with a weak personality.
02:42I'm worried about how I will operate from now on.
02:44We'd like to hear your concerns and advice.
02:47This is our first year.
02:49Guts Iwase.
02:50Who the hell is that?
02:52There are three of them?
02:54Yes, three groups.
02:56Do they have anything to do with us?
02:59Are they just passing by?
03:02They are our enemies.
03:03Ankan Minkan.
03:04Ankan Minkan and Guts Iwase.
03:06And one more group.
03:07One more group.
03:08They might appear in the future.
03:09So we have Gachi Gome with us today.
03:11Welcome!
03:12Nice to meet you.
03:14I'm Guts Iwase from Gunma Prefecture.
03:17Nice to meet you.
03:19You're a pin entertainer.
03:20Yes, I am.
03:22I'm here to ask for your advice.
03:24So I've prepared something for you.
03:27What is it?
03:28It's from my hometown, Tomioka.
03:30Tomioka?
03:31It's a snack from there.
03:32It's called Kaiko no Issho.
03:34Kaiko no Issho.
03:36Here you go.
03:38You've been to Tomioka, right?
03:39Yes, I have.
03:41Kaiko no Issho.
03:42Kaiko no Se?
03:43What's Kaiko no Se?
03:44Kaiko no Issho.
03:45You ate this, didn't you?
03:47Yes, I did.
03:48Yes, I ate it.
03:49I ate it.
03:50I'm fine.
03:52I don't eat Kaiko.
03:54Hey, hey.
03:55Did you eat this?
03:56It's a souvenir.
03:57Did you eat it?
03:58Yes, I did.
03:59Hey, hey.
04:00It's too early.
04:01It's too early.
04:02I don't eat sweets in the morning.
04:03It's too early.
04:04I ate a piece of chocolate.
04:05I'm going to die.
04:06Throw it away.
04:07Please don't throw it away.
04:08I brought it.
04:10I want to eat spicy food in the morning.
04:12It's rare.
04:13I want to eat rice.
04:14It's rare.
04:15How many years has it been?
04:16It's been 18 years.
04:17You've been doing this for 18 years?
04:18Yes.
04:19What's your synchronization period?
04:20My synchronization period is with Naomi Watanabe, Gerrardon, and Ankan Minka.
04:24Ankan Minka is your synchronization period.
04:26I became a sumimasu entertainer.
04:27Since when?
04:28It was in 2019.
04:29It's been 5 years.
04:30You've been doing this for a long time.
04:31You've been doing this for a long time.
04:32I think I should tell the company first.
04:36You're a sumimasu entertainer.
04:37You don't have to do that.
04:39It's been a long time.
04:41Let's listen to his advice.
04:48I'm going to talk about GATS in the car.
04:54What is GATS?
04:56What is GATS?
04:58What do you want to do?
05:00What is GATS?
05:03That's it.
05:04You don't have a personality?
05:05That's right.
05:06What's the name of the team?
05:08Chokki GT 5000.
05:10Why don't you join us?
05:11Chokki GT 5000 is a car mechanic in Yamaoku.
05:15What is that?
05:16Let's review GATS.
05:19GATS was established in 2006 in Tokyo.
05:24Long hair was formed.
05:25Was it a combination?
05:26It was originally a combination.
05:29You started living with Naomi Watanabe in 2007.
05:32Did you live together?
05:33That's right.
05:34She is a big star in the world.
05:36There was no place to live in the first year.
05:41Naomi came to the place where I lived.
05:46Did you get along well?
05:47That's right.
05:48Didn't you have a strange relationship?
05:50We didn't get along at all.
05:52Naomi is a Beyonce.
05:54She said it was interesting and laughed.
05:56That's the spirit.
05:57Yes.
05:58Is Naomi popular?
05:59Is it okay?
06:00It's okay.
06:01Is it okay to delete it?
06:03It's okay.
06:04Is it a true story?
06:06That's right.
06:07Is it the same as it is now?
06:09No, no, no.
06:10I have a lot of stories.
06:11I have a lot of stories.
06:12I have a lot of stories.
06:13What did you propose to start DJing in 2008?
06:16At this time, the combination was disbanded.
06:19I didn't do anything.
06:21I was told to try DJing.
06:25It's a dangerous bridge.
06:26Then I started DJing.
06:29You have long hair again.
06:31That's right.
06:32Then it was disbanded again.
06:34That's right.
06:35It was disbanded.
06:36How long will it be disbanded?
06:37I don't know.
06:38It was disbanded at the end.
06:40I didn't think about anything after it was disbanded.
06:43I thought it might be my fate to come at that time.
06:46So I started DJing.
06:47However, about 90% of the time, I was DJing in a dark house.
06:50That's right.
06:51The other party is the main axis.
06:54Yes.
06:55I thought it was a bad feeling.
06:57I thought I was going to be robbed.
07:00But if I don't feel that way, I can't do it.
07:02I'll take everything away.
07:04What is the beauty policy?
07:06I wanted to change something.
07:09I made my eyes bigger.
07:12I think that's the point.
07:15I made my face a little longer.
07:17You can make your face look manly.
07:20I made my ears bigger.
07:22I moved the position of my ears.
07:25I put my ears under the souvenir.
07:28You are a monster.
07:30I put my ears down in front of me.
07:33I'm scared.
07:35Why do you all have ears?
07:37Did you start a real estate company?
07:39That's right.
07:40That's great.
07:41I'm the representative.
07:43My father was a real estate company in Tomioka City.
07:47He was rich.
07:49I helped him a little.
07:52I became independent in the summer.
07:54That's enough.
07:56That's enough.
07:57If you say that, it's over.
07:59Do you want to be an entertainer?
08:01I want to be an entertainer.
08:03I started it to be an entertainer.
08:07How old are you?
08:09I'm 37 years old.
08:11You're 37 years old.
08:13You are very young.
08:15Where are you from?
08:17I'm 37 years old.
08:18You have a family.
08:20If I have a real estate company, I don't want to have it.
08:27If I want to be an entertainer, I don't want to have it.
08:30What's your problem?
08:31I still don't know how to act.
08:35I don't know how to act.
08:37I don't know.
08:39Please be kind.
08:43I'm the representative.
08:46I don't know.
08:48I was talking to GATSU.
08:51Did you talk to him?
08:53I was wondering what kind of person GATSU was.
08:55Did you look at him?
08:57I gave him a perfect score.
08:59That's amazing.
09:01There was nothing in the episode.
09:04There was a little.
09:06Please look at the annual report.
09:08I think GATSU is a good person.
09:11I think so too.
09:12Humans are very good.
09:14I think he's a very good person.
09:16He is a good person.
09:18He is a good person.
09:20I don't know.
09:22I don't know.
09:24I'm going to talk to another person.
09:26That's all the advice we can give you.
09:28Let's go there.
09:30Let's go there.
09:31I'm going to talk to another person.
09:33I'm here.
09:34This is a fortune-telling store.
09:37I'm sorry.
09:38Fortune-telling.
09:40This is a fortune-telling store.
09:42There is a famous fortuneteller here.
09:45I will talk to the fortuneteller.
09:48I will talk to the fortuneteller.
09:50This is a member.
09:52Hello.
09:54Nice to meet you.
09:56Nice to meet you.
09:58I'm a fortuneteller.
10:02Is this KING?
10:04I'm not KING.
10:06I'm not a king.
10:08I'm a fortuneteller.
10:13That's right.
10:15Is this your first time?
10:17That's right.
10:18This is my first time.
10:19That's not a fortune-teller, is it?
10:21That's PASERI.
10:23PASERI is very kind.
10:25He fixed my roof.
10:30The roof is so thin.
10:32He came up to me.
10:34On a windy day.
10:36He happened to pass by.
10:38He is my neighbor.
10:40He is very kind.
10:44I will talk to the fortuneteller.
10:46Do you often go to the fortuneteller?
10:48I like it very much.
10:50Do you like it?
10:52Is this your first time?
10:54This is my first time.
10:56I like it very much.
10:58There is such a place.
11:00What kind of person is GATSU IWASE?
11:02This is the place where GATSU was born.
11:08This is the place where the stars in the sky are arranged.
11:12What kind of fortune-telling is this?
11:14This is a so-called star fortune-telling.
11:16This is a star fortune-telling.
11:18I like the fortune-telling I mentioned earlier.
11:20This is the fortune-telling.
11:22At the same time.
11:24This is a water surface.
11:28I will look at the past, present, and future here.
11:32Please put your hands together.
11:36Which is the upper hand?
11:38This is the left hand.
11:40People with the upper left hand are very intuitive.
11:44Therefore, the line translation is short.
11:46It's a stamp.
11:48Is that so?
11:50The person on the right-hand side is very theoretical.
11:54The line translation is long.
11:58Sometimes it's long.
12:00I also come to the left.
12:02When I'm angry.
12:04It's a long line.
12:06That's a lot.
12:08That's right.
12:10Is your little finger short or long?
12:12People with short little fingers are very weak to requests.
12:18So when you make a request, ask the person with short little fingers.
12:22Ask the person with short little fingers.
12:24Show me your little finger.
12:26It's not that short.
12:28Please put your hands together.
12:30People with short little fingers are very weak to requests.
12:32All the money will leak from here.
12:34So I don't put it out here.
12:36I put it out here.
12:38I like fortune-telling.
12:40I like fortune-telling.
12:42Is that so?
12:44It's like a foreigner.
12:46It's like a foreigner.
12:48There are many people who have a lot of luggage.
12:50There are many people with a lot of luggage.
12:52Yagi-san too.
12:54Yagi-san has a lot of luggage.
12:56There are many people with a lot of luggage.
12:58I stayed at the hotel the day before this shooting.
13:00Really?
13:02I stayed at a hotel for 3,000 yen.
13:06I went home and sent a gym.
13:10Next, I went to another place.
13:12That's right.
13:13Do you have a strong desire to live in a free environment?
13:18I don't know much about Guts.
13:22I don't care.
13:24Please stop.
13:25I'm a little scared to do a show with this.
13:28I'm talking about Guts now.
13:31I don't care what people think.
13:34Let's talk about work.
13:36I'm lucky to have a job this year.
13:39That's the best.
13:41When I go out, I meet a person with a strong personality.
13:46A person with a strong personality?
13:48Guts is a person I hate to be called stupid.
13:53I don't like people who look down on me.
13:56From there, I meet actors.
13:59Actors?
14:00Actors and idols.
14:02Idol?
14:03That's right.
14:04I have a tendency to go to such schools.
14:06I go to a school called Junretsu in Gunma.
14:11It's a school for seniors.
14:14It's a school for women.
14:16You look like you're popular.
14:18That's right.
14:20Junretsu in Gunma.
14:23Junretsu in Gunma?
14:24I think that's good.
14:25Is there anything else you want to talk about?
14:27I have a girlfriend.
14:30I don't know what to do when I get married.
14:35Are you thinking about getting married?
14:36I'm thinking about it.
14:38Is she a senior?
14:40That's right.
14:43I'm dating a senior woman.
14:45Didn't you say that?
14:47I didn't say that.
14:49I said I had a girlfriend.
14:50How long have you been dating?
14:51It's been a year or two.
14:54I'm not married in 2025.
14:57I'm a little shocked.
14:59I'm married in 2027.
15:01That's a long time.
15:04I might get married in 2027.
15:08I'm not married in 2025.
15:10I'd like to hear your specific ideas for getting married.
15:15I'll do this.
15:16I've seen it.
15:18It's really good.
15:19That's great.
15:21First of all, it's a senior woman.
15:24This is a very important person for you to get lucky.
15:31She will correct your behavior.
15:33She will guide you.
15:35Even if you don't like her, she will listen to you.
15:40You have a good relationship with her.
15:44She is a necessary person for you to get lucky.
15:47That's good.
15:48But I'll get married in 2027.
15:50Two years later.
15:51Is she a foreigner?
15:52Yes.
15:53What does that mean?
15:54It's good to have a foreign partner.
15:57There are many foreigners.
15:59I met a foreigner at work the other day.
16:02He was talking about you.
16:04He kept saying,
16:06Senbei, Senbei, Sensei, Senbei.
16:10I was wondering what he was talking about.
16:13He kept saying,
16:15Senbei, Senbei, Sensei, Senbei.
16:18Foreigners are funny.
16:21Please laugh.
16:24Let's have a drink.
16:26Let's have a drink at a lounge bar.
16:29You should have a foreign partner.
16:32What should I do?
16:34You should have a foreign partner.
16:36You should do a skit together.
16:38I think you should do a skit.
16:41That's possible.
16:43I think it's better to have a skit with a foreigner.
16:47Of course.
16:48Is that okay?
16:49Of course.
16:50You should have a skit with a foreigner.
16:54You should have a skit with a foreigner.
16:57You should have a skit with a foreigner.
17:00What is green?
17:02It's Gachi's lucky color.
17:06Gachi's favorite colors are black and blue.
17:10He likes black and blue.
17:12It's his favorite color.
17:14The color that protects him is white.
17:17He might like white, too.
17:19I'm sorry.
17:21I'm sorry.
17:23I was surprised.
17:26I thought it was natural.
17:29I didn't know it was a color.
17:32Why are you yawning?
17:33Are you bored?
17:34No.
17:35It's my first time today.
17:38Are you bored?
17:39That's right.
17:40What color should I wear?
17:42You can wear green.
17:46You can drink vegetable juice.
17:48That's good.
17:50I'm going to give you the best.
17:53Today, I thought it was good to see you wearing this kind of fashion.
18:00You're a fashion model, aren't you?
18:06Maybe.
18:07You're not trying to be funny.
18:10You're not trying to be funny.
18:12You're on the side.
18:13You're on the side.
18:15There are many people like you.
18:17There are many people like you.
18:19Is this really okay?
18:21It says,
18:23It says,
18:27It came out naturally.
18:29It came out naturally.
18:31It's a keyword.
18:32You can find a foreign partner and do music together.
18:36You can rap in green clothes.
18:38I see.
18:40You can rap with a foreigner.
18:42That's good.
18:43DJ.
18:44Do you want to do this?
18:45I'll do it.
18:46I'll do it.
18:48When can I find a foreign partner?
18:53When can I find a foreign partner?
18:55Do you want to apply for this program?
18:57I'll find a foreigner.
18:59You can apply for it in June next year.
19:02Let's apply for it in this month.
19:04Foreigners who will be Guts's partners.
19:07I'm not going to ask you to come.
19:09I'm not going to ask you to come.
19:10I'll just ask you to come.
19:12You can tell me later.
19:14I think it's okay to imitate Junretsu-san at first.
19:19Junretsu-san's song.
19:22There are many hot springs in Gunma, so you can just go around the hot springs.
19:25I think it's good to go around the hot springs.
19:27Junretsu Sugi?
19:29This is a road that has been opened.
19:32I really saw it.
19:34I was really worried as an entertainer, but I wonder how it will go.
19:39I wonder if it was Junretsu-san.
19:41If it's Junretsu-san, it's a great idea.
19:44That's right.
19:45When I was offered this idea, I was really excited.
19:50I'm going to apply for it.
19:53But I really won't follow you.
19:56I think Junretsu-san thinks there is something in this program.
20:00I think Junretsu-san will follow me all the time.
20:03I won't chase you.
20:06You may be able to appear in the video.
20:08What?
20:09It's a big reversal.
20:11If you watch the video, you'll be able to appear in the video.
20:16If you appear in the video a few years later, it's really amazing.
20:21Do you have a chance?
20:22Yes, I do.
20:23You have a chance to appear in the video.
20:24That's right.
20:25Next is Midori.
20:29That's possible.
20:30I'm really excited.
20:33That's amazing.
20:35It's the best.
20:36I don't think I can appear in the video.
20:38I'm really excited.
20:40I'm really excited.
20:41I'll audition for the video.
20:43I'm sure I'll be able to appear in the video.
20:47I see.
20:48It's not decided yet.
20:51It's the reaction of the person who decided it.
20:54I'm glad you said you decided to appear in the video.
20:56I didn't say that.
20:59Finally, this year's picture book is a boy.
21:04It's GATSU.
21:06Please go to this shrine and pray.
21:11Please remember.
21:12I understand.
21:13It's too sad.
21:14If you go there, your luck will increase.
21:19This year is 2027.
21:21Next is Midori.
21:24Good luck.
21:25I will do my best.
21:27It was bright.
21:29It's GATSU.
21:31If you appear in the video, you will be able to appear in the video.
21:34I will definitely appear in the video.
21:36I don't think so.
21:38I don't know yet.
21:39I don't know yet.
21:40I don't want you to appear in the video 10 or 20 years later.
21:43Good luck.
21:44I will do my best.
21:45Please tell us your impression of us.
21:47I saw the light in the shrine.
21:51That's good.
21:53I think GATSU is the best.
21:56That's not true.
21:58Please tell us your impression of us.
22:00I will appear in the video.
22:02Really?
22:03I will appear in the video.
22:07Please tell us your impression of GATSU this week.
22:11Please go to the shrine and pray.
22:13Please tell us your impression of foreigners this week.
22:18Please go to the shrine and pray.
22:20I will do my best.
22:22I will do my best.
22:23That's all for today.
22:24Viewers, thank you again this year.
22:28Tsuchitohinosato Park.
22:31I'm lonely.
22:33This is perfect.
22:35This is good.
22:38This is good.
22:39This is good.
22:41Let's give this to the viewers.
22:42No one needs this.
22:44This is more expensive than that.
22:53Which is more important, fortune-telling or pure love?
22:58I don't care.
22:59I don't care.
23:00I don't care.
23:01I don't care.