仙台市青葉区 かのおが便利軒 2025年1月12日 新春初笑い！超人パフォーマー大集合SP
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00:00To be continued...
00:30To be continued...
00:40Welcome to Kanoga Prefecture 2025!
00:441, 2, 3!
00:51It's great!
00:52Thank you for having us again this year!
00:54Thank you so much!
00:55It's finally started!
00:57How many years has it been?
00:59It's been about 6 years.
01:01Just the two of us.
01:02We've been told a lot of things.
01:04You've been told a lot of things?
01:06You've been told a lot of things?
01:07What have you been told?
01:08I don't like this.
01:09Well, well, well, let's do it.
01:11It's been 6 years.
01:12Since we're here, let's have a toast.
01:14Let's do it, let's do it.
01:15President, can I have a beer?
01:16President, can I have a beer?
01:17Let's do it again this year!
01:18Let's do it!
01:19Cheers!
01:20Let's drink!
01:24It's the best.
01:26It's the best.
01:27It's a real beer.
01:28Right?
01:29It's a real beer.
01:30I'm so happy.
01:31It feels like a new year.
01:33Welcome!
01:35Who is it?
01:36Who is it?
01:37Oh, it's you, Kojiro!
01:38Hello!
01:39Hello!
01:41You're so nervous!
01:44Why are you so nervous?
01:46What's up with you all of a sudden?
01:47What is it?
01:48Do we look alike?
01:51He's impersonating Okada.
01:54I'm Kojiro.
01:56Nice to meet you.
01:57Nice to meet you.
01:58I've been on the show a few times.
01:59Today, we're doing a comedy segment.
02:01What?
02:02We've been planning on it.
02:03We're so arrogant!
02:04First of all, when it comes to Okada,
02:06he doesn't laugh at comedians.
02:09That's not true.
02:10Is that so?
02:11That's not true!
02:12He's strict with everyone!
02:14He's been researching Okada.
02:16He's been impersonating Okada.
02:18Hey!
02:19Don't say such nasty things.
02:21So, we're going to find out what makes Okada laugh.
02:26We're going to ask his wife, his manager,
02:29Satake,
02:30Why Satake?
02:31Amarube,
02:32Amarube?
02:33Kiyotaka,
02:34and so on.
02:35We're going to ask the people involved.
02:37Don't ask me!
02:39Don't ask my family!
02:41So, we're going to find out what makes Okada laugh.
02:45That's what we're going to do.
02:47Let's make Okada laugh!
02:49New Year's Carnival!
02:53New Year's Carnival?
02:55Yes.
02:56From now on,
02:57the performers of each show
02:59are going to...
03:00What are you doing?
03:02You're impersonating me.
03:04Well,
03:05we have no choice but to do it.
03:06Don't ordinary dancers do it?
03:09No, no, no.
03:10It's going to shake.
03:11They're going to call me.
03:12So, the hosts are going to call the comedians they like.
03:15That's where it starts.
03:17I see.
03:18You're serious.
03:19Yes, I am.
03:20From now on,
03:21the performers of each show
03:23are going to perform on stage.
03:27After the performance,
03:29Okada is going to give the performers
03:32a New Year's gift.
03:34What?
03:35Why?
03:36Here's the New Year's gift.
03:38A pocket tissue from Kanoga convenience store.
03:41A muffler towel from Kanoga convenience store.
03:44And a T-shirt from Kanoga convenience store.
03:47That's the best one.
03:48And the best one is
03:49a pink tie from Kanoga convenience store.
03:51Do we need this?
03:53I want it.
03:54I want it.
03:55I want it.
03:56You're the only one who wants it.
03:58I don't need it.
04:00Can I ask you something?
04:02What is it?
04:03I think the snacks are not good.
04:06I don't think so.
04:08You're right.
04:09It's cold.
04:10It's cold.
04:12I don't have any money.
04:14I see.
04:15We can use this.
04:16We can use this as a pot.
04:19A New Year's gift carnival.
04:22The opening act is
04:24a world-class entertainer.
04:27The performer who is going to perform
04:29the opening act is
04:31this person.
04:32Please come in.
04:34Mr. Amuro.
04:42I'd like to give a cherry to you.
04:45Thank you, cherry match.
04:49Congratulations.
04:51It's big.
04:52It looks like a rice ball.
04:54I did it.
04:56What is it?
04:57Is it a costume?
04:59I made it this far.
05:02It looks like a magic.
05:03I'm sorry.
05:05It doesn't look like a costume.
05:07I thought it was your age.
05:09It's yellow.
05:10No.
05:11It's not.
05:12I'm not 44 years old yet.
05:14It's a joke.
05:16I see.
05:17I made it this far.
05:19It's a joke.
05:20Is it okay?
05:21It's a joke.
05:22It's big.
05:23You can do it whenever you want.
05:24Do it.
05:25Don't do it.
05:27Why are you two standing up?
05:29Do it.
05:31I'll do it.
05:32I'm wearing a diaper.
05:33I'm nervous.
05:35Diaper, water balloon explosion.
05:38Let's do it.
05:39What does it mean?
05:40Let's do it.
05:41I put one in the diaper.
05:44There's a lot of water in it.
05:49It didn't leak.
05:50It didn't leak.
05:51It didn't leak.
05:52It didn't leak.
05:53It's amazing.
05:54The diaper is amazing.
05:56You didn't do anything.
05:58It's a new function.
05:59It's a diaper explosion.
06:01There's water in it.
06:02There's only a little water in it.
06:04There's only a little water in it.
06:07What are you doing?
06:09It's a diaper explosion.
06:10It's a diaper explosion.
06:11I thought there was water in it.
06:20I think it's going to get cold.
06:23Congratulations.
06:25There's only a little water in it.
06:40I don't know what it means.
06:41I don't know what it means.
06:43Please do it yourself.
06:45That's all.
06:53It's not the main line.
06:54It's different.
06:56Can you do it on the main line?
07:07It's been a year, so I'm sure a lot of people are watching while drinking, so I think it's just right.
07:14So, I think almost all of the people involved should see Cherry-san.
07:22That's true. When I see Cherry-san, her voice is loud and her face is funny.
07:27I've been looking at her face all the time. Her face is really funny.
07:31So you're into her?
07:33No, I like her.
07:34Do you have any questions?
07:36No, I don't.
07:37Ask me a question!
07:38No, I don't have any questions.
07:40What do you want me to ask you?
07:41I have something to say to the two of you.
07:43Do you two remember the Genki Festival?
07:46Yes, we remember.
07:47What did you do there?
07:49We did the Shabondamaon thing.
07:52What are you doing at the Shabondamaon party?
07:57Oh, right. Cherry-san didn't come.
07:59She wasn't invited.
08:01You two didn't even get permission.
08:03That's right. I did it on my own.
08:04You did it without permission.
08:05Don't say that.
08:07I just got a call asking where I could buy the Shabondamaon.
08:11Okada-san, please open the Shabondamaon.
08:19It's a pocket dish!
08:21It's a pocket dish.
08:23There's a picture inside.
08:27So it's a pocket dish.
08:31It's like a snack.
08:37I'm so excited.
08:39This is great.
08:41Next up is entry number 2.
08:44The fart illusionist who made God Talent come to life.
08:50Hello!
08:52Hello!
08:53Congratulations on the opening of Genya Kanoga.
08:57I'm Koikuchi Ichikawa.
08:59Koikuchi-san, why?
09:01Why?
09:02My name is Koikuchi Ichikawa, and I'm a fart illusionist.
09:04That's amazing.
09:05You came to the world.
09:07It's the new year, so I'm going to act well.
09:11I'm going to blow out this PP whistle.
09:15I'm going to be the Noboriryu.
09:16Noboriryu?
09:18Noboriryu?
09:19That's impossible.
09:20With a PP whistle.
09:21I'm going to make it happen.
09:22Noboriryu?
09:23I'm going to make it happen.
09:24Please watch.
09:25Let's go.
09:26Music, start!
09:29Music, start!
09:34Will the Noboriryu appear?
09:36It would be amazing if it came out.
09:38What are you doing?
09:50Amazing!
09:51It came out!
09:52The Noboriryu appeared!
09:54Why?
09:56It's a fart, right?
09:57It's a fart, right?
09:58It's a fart, right?
09:59It's 1 meter.
10:00Amazing!
10:02Next, I'm going to imitate a fart.
10:06Imitate a fart?
10:07Imitate a fart?
10:08Yes.
10:09What do you mean?
10:10I don't know what you mean.
10:11I don't know what you mean.
10:12I'm going to imitate the sound of a duck.
10:15What?
10:16You're going to imitate a fart?
10:17Koichi, please hold the microphone.
10:20Yes.
10:21I don't want to hold the microphone.
10:23I don't want to.
10:24I don't want to.
10:26I'm going to imitate a fart.
10:35What is this?
10:40Thank you!
10:44Amazing!
10:45It was a duck.
10:47It was a duck.
10:48It was a duck.
10:49It was a duck.
10:50The last one is the most difficult and dangerous.
10:53What is it?
10:57Imitate a fart.
10:58Imitate a fart.
10:59You need to have a lot of explosive power.
11:03Let's move a little away.
11:05I'm already farting.
11:07I'm already farting.
11:08Gas blood.
11:09I'm going to count down.
11:13Let's do it at this pace.
11:14Let's count down.
11:20I'm sorry.
11:22I'm sorry.
11:23I'm sorry.
11:24I also have a sense of beauty.
11:26Sorry.
11:27You're fast.
11:28You're so fast.
11:29You are going to fall.
11:30No, no, no.
11:31I was told to say, go!
11:32You're supposed to understand the general idea.
11:33Well, beauty is a delicate thing.
11:34So I'm waiting for a good opportunity.
11:35Go!
11:36Can you say, go?
11:37You're crazy.
11:38You're really crazy.
11:39There's no point.
11:40There's no point.
11:41I can't do that.
11:42I'm not a good actor.
11:43You're a good actor.
11:44I'm not good at acting.
11:45I'm not good at acting.
11:46That's a good thing.
11:47I'm not good at acting.
11:48I'm not good at acting.
11:49I'm not good at acting.
11:50I'm not good at acting.
11:51That was a waste of time.
11:53It was a waste of time.
11:55It was a good one.
11:57That was their reasoning.
12:00I see.
12:01Let's do it together.
12:02It's their reasoning.
12:03Which one?
12:04Let's do it together.
12:05Let's do it together.
12:065, 4, 3, 2, 1.
12:15I told you.
12:16I told you.
12:17I told you.
12:18I already gave you the answer.
12:20Did you laugh?
12:23Let's do it again.
12:24Let's do it again.
12:25One more time.
12:26Can we do this?
12:28The whole time?
12:29Half a day?
12:30Without cooking?
12:31That wasn't acting.
12:32It wasn't.
12:33That's right.
12:34It's only the first round of 2025.
12:35See?
12:36It was the first round of 2025.
12:40We'll call it off if this doesn't work.
12:43It wasn't acting, no laughing.
12:44That's right.
12:45It was the first round of 2025.
12:49I'm sorry, but I'm really going to do it at the end.
12:54Do you need our countdown?
12:56Maybe you can say it at the timing of Mr. Koikuchi.
13:00I don't need the countdown anymore.
13:03It's easy to understand.
13:05But I want to see you break it.
13:07I understand.
13:08Please let me do this at my own pace.
13:14You've been doing it for a long time.
13:17I'll do it.
13:20Angle.
13:28Great!
13:29It's amazing!
13:31It's amazing!
13:33This is the feeling of this year.
13:35This is a good feeling.
13:37The feelings of the two of you.
13:38No, no, no, no, no.
13:40It's amazing.
13:41It's the first shot.
13:42I saw something really good.
13:44It's really amazing.
13:46The world is paying attention.
13:48Recently, a Croatian god talent.
13:50I challenged this month.
13:53It's a golden buzzer.
13:55It's amazing!
13:56I asked the people involved.
13:59Mr. Ogata is weak to short stories.
14:03It's rude to say that.
14:05No, no, no.
14:06No way!
14:07It's the world.
14:08It's the world.
14:09I got an answer like that.
14:10It was a very interesting movie.
14:12It's exciting.
14:14There's a lot of jealousy in the back.
14:17It's not good.
14:19It's not good.
14:20The composition is bad.
14:21What?
14:23I'm acting.
14:25No, no, no.
14:26It's like this.
14:27It's the world.
14:28Congratulations.
14:29Mr. Koikuchi.
14:30I heard that you can express the pleasure of wood with your fart.
14:35Let's do it.
14:36Can you do that?
14:38I can't imagine at all.
14:39Please.
14:40I'll do it.
14:42Wood.
14:44Wood.
14:47What was that?
14:48Wood.
14:49Does it mean pleasure?
14:51Pleasure.
14:52You're happy, aren't you?
14:53Well, it's like this.
14:55Clay.
14:58Clay.
15:03It's a good sound.
15:05Yes.
15:09Clay.
15:15It's fun to cry at the end.
15:20Thank you very much.
15:22It's a good sound.
15:24Pleasure of wood.
15:25It's amazing.
15:26I feel like I can speak.
15:28I see.
15:30When I was in the fourth grade of elementary school, my uncle did the same thing.
15:37I've never met my uncle when he passed away.
15:42My grandmother said,
15:44Your uncle used to be able to do this.
15:48Did she say that?
15:49Yes, she did.
15:50When I was in the fourth grade of elementary school, I asked her how he did it.
15:52She said he did it by lying down.
15:54And he was able to do it right away.
15:57It's like a gene of awakening.
15:59Mr. Koikuchi, you used to do manzai.
16:01Yes, I used to do manzai.
16:02You were a good student.
16:06That's why you can do it like this.
16:08It's after you became a penge.
16:10After I became a penge, I faced the fart.
16:13I can't see the fart game as a joke.
16:20It's just fun.
16:21It's art.
16:22I'm really happy with this kind of comment.
16:24Children will be happy, too.
16:26I'm sure the children will be the happiest.
16:28Mr. Ogata, it's New Year's Eve.
16:31New Year's Eve.
16:33New Year's Eve, please.
16:35It's time.
16:36What?
16:37I'm going to wipe my butt with this.
16:39I'm going to wipe my butt with this.
16:41I'm going to wipe my butt with this.
16:43I'm going to wipe my butt with this.
16:44I'm going to wipe my butt with this.
16:45To be honest, I was looking forward to it.
16:47I was looking forward to it.
16:49Do you need this?
16:51I need it, everyone.
16:52If you really ask me if I need it, I won't touch my neck.
16:58But I want it.
17:00The most practical thing is a tissue.
17:04Why?
17:05Why?
17:06Huh?
17:07Why?
17:12Entry No. 3
17:14Is Kano-san angry?
17:16Here comes the magician.
17:21It's going well.
17:23I'm scared.
17:24Who is it?
17:25I'm scared.
17:26Wait a minute.
17:27I don't know.
17:28I'm going to run.
17:29Music.
17:34Wow.
17:35Music.
17:37This is a magician's music.
17:39I see.
17:40This is the first time in the new year.
17:43It's a happy occasion.
17:45This is a white-and-grey color.
17:47White-and-grey.
17:49This is a handkerchief of Yokojima.
17:53This will turn into a handkerchief of Tatejima.
17:56Is this a question?
18:00Look at this.
18:02It's only for a moment.
18:05Look at this.
18:09Why?
18:10Huh?
18:11Why?
18:12This is not a magic question.
18:14There is a pattern.
18:16This is amazing.
18:17This is amazing.
18:18He didn't let go of his hand.
18:19He didn't let go of his hand.
18:20Congratulations.
18:21One more thing.
18:22Magic is Trump, right?
18:24Yes.
18:25Ogata-san or Kano-san.
18:27Please help me.
18:29May I?
18:30Kano-san, please.
18:31Applause.
18:36Kano-san.
18:39I brought a big trump card.
18:42A big trump card.
18:43First, look at the blue trump card.
18:48It's big.
18:49It's random.
18:50Let me show you this.
18:53What I'm going to do now is to make a prediction.
18:57A prediction?
18:58I'm going to make a prediction, but I won't show it to Kano-san.
19:02Only Kano-san can see the prediction.
19:05Okay?
19:06Wait a minute.
19:10Don't look at it.
19:11I'm not looking at it.
19:12This one.
19:13I'm not looking at it.
19:14Okay.
19:15Don't look at it.
19:16Can you put your hand out?
19:18Don't look at it.
19:20Put your hand out like this.
19:23Like this.
19:24Everyone, remember the prediction.
19:28Now, the red trump card.
19:32From now on, Kano-san will choose one card.
19:38Is it okay to choose randomly?
19:39It's okay to choose randomly.
19:41May I?
19:46Please choose carefully.
19:48Okay.
19:49Please choose one card.
19:53This one?
19:54Yes.
19:55Okay.
19:56It's a miracle if it's right, right?
19:59Right?
20:00Yes.
20:01I feel a strange tension.
20:03I can feel the tension.
20:05Okay.
20:06From now on, it would be great if these two cards were the same card.
20:13It's a great probability.
20:14Yes.
20:15Let's show it first.
20:16Yes.
20:17One, two.
20:18This one.
20:19What?
20:20What?
20:21Look.
20:23It's right.
20:24What?
20:27What?
20:30I can feel the tension.
20:31It's amazing.
20:32At first, I didn't know what it was.
20:35Thank you very much.
20:36It's amazing.
20:37But it was a trick.
20:39What?
20:40That's all.
20:41It's amazing.
20:42Thank you very much.
20:43It's amazing.
20:44This time, as a result of the survey,
20:48Ogata-senpai laughed with a magic that made his neck crack.
20:53What's that?
20:54What's that?
20:55I'm glad.
20:56I'm glad.
20:57It's amazing.
20:59I've never met you before.
21:03Yes.
21:04It's the first time.
21:05I have something to say to Kano-san from Yuzik-san.
21:10What?
21:11I'm scared.
21:12Please say it.
21:14When I was young, I worked as an event staff.
21:18Yes.
21:19When I heard that Kano-san was coming to the commercial facility,
21:23he didn't come at all.
21:24What?
21:25He was late for about 4 hours.
21:27What?
21:28No way.
21:29That's not good.
21:30He was late for 4 hours?
21:31He was late for 4 hours.
21:32What should I do?
21:33I couldn't help it.
21:34I was the only part-timer.
21:36I kept saying I'm sorry with the microphone for about 3 hours.
21:39What?
21:40What?
21:41Really?
21:42Yes.
21:43Wait a minute.
21:44Do you remember Ion Mall in Ota City, Gunma Prefecture?
21:48Yes, I do.
21:49Ion Mall in Ota City, Gunma Prefecture.
21:51He was late for 4 hours.
21:524 hours.
21:53That's not a place to sleep.
21:55No, it's not.
21:56He was sleeping soundly.
21:57The reason was that he was late for the train.
22:00Yes.
22:01When I came, I was the part-timer.
22:04Yes.
22:05I didn't apologize at all.
22:07Wait a minute.
22:08That's not good.
22:09That's not good.
22:10You didn't apologize.
22:11You were arrogant.
22:12I don't think I was arrogant.
22:15He was late for the train.
22:17The audience was waiting for him.
22:20I changed my clothes in a hurry.
22:23I was in a hurry.
22:25I was in a hurry.
22:26That's not good.
22:27Yes.
22:29I'm sorry.
22:30I'm sorry.
22:31I'm sorry.
22:32I'm sorry.
22:33I'm sorry.
22:34Really?
22:35Did you work with him at that time?
22:37I was the part-timer.
22:39No, no, no.
22:41I love MAGIC.
22:45I watch it on YouTube and TIKTOK.
22:48I was happy to see it live after a long time.
22:51It's fun.
22:52I'm looking forward to O-Air.
22:53I don't know what happened to Trump's card.
22:56I can see everything here.
22:57It's a little different.
22:59In a sense, if I watch O-Air, it's fun twice.
23:01That's right.
23:02That's right.
23:03I see.
23:04I see.
23:05I see.
23:06I see.
23:07I see.
23:08I see.
23:09I see.
23:10I see.
23:13I see.
23:14Is that so?
23:15Is that so?
23:16I see.
23:17I see.
23:18I see.
23:19I see.
23:20I see.
23:21I see.
23:22Did you work with him at that time?
23:23Yes.
23:24OK.
23:25I will take this.
23:27I will take this.
23:29I will get a chance to participate in your show.
23:30Yes.
23:31Yes.
23:32I'm happy.
23:33You can meet him and listen to his voice.
23:34You can meet him and listen to his voice.
23:35You can meet him and listen to his voice.
23:36He likes it.
23:37I can watch it live.
23:38I'm sure I can watch O-Air.
23:39I'm waiting for your request for help.
23:41You can apply from the official website or the QR code you see.
23:45Anyway, I'll do my best!
23:52Next time, we'll continue with the New Year's party.
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