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00:00The 5th Entertainment Awards!
00:09This time, we have invited Okubo-san and other male entertainers.
00:15Nice to meet you.
00:18We don't have much in common, but I've seen you on TV.
00:22I want to eat you.
00:24You want to eat me?
00:26That's an old expression.
00:28It's like a cellulite.
00:30So you want to eat me?
00:33That's what you want?
00:35Please.
00:36I want to make you happy.
00:40If you can't talk, use your body.
00:43I can't do that.
00:45You can do it if you're a woman.
00:48I haven't found it yet.
00:50Please choose the first prize.
00:53This is 8,040 yen.
00:57This is mine.
01:00Is Nishimura called a man?
01:02What?
01:04He doesn't have a dangerous smell.
01:07Isn't Nishimura dangerous?
01:09No, no, no.
01:10There's a lot behind him.
01:11That's the worst.
01:13I think I'm often underestimated.
01:19That's what I think.
01:22Cotton Nishimura, who is easy to get along with.
01:25What's the crazy thing about his personality?
01:29I met him last year.
01:31His co-star was Yuki Matsushita.
01:35When the director came to the meeting,
01:38I had a favor to ask.
01:40As a program, it was a nurse's job.
01:42He said,
01:44I want to do that.
01:46I said, I see.
01:48He cut in there.
01:50I asked Yuki Matsushita,
01:52Can you let me hear Asakura live?
01:55He said.
01:57I said, I see.
01:59It's a live show.
02:01It's not like that at all.
02:03Actors and actresses speak softly.
02:06But there's a campaign there.
02:09I have no choice but to go.
02:11I want to answer the director's feelings.
02:13So I asked him,
02:15Is it okay?
02:18I can't take it anymore.
02:20I love Asakura's descent.
02:24Can you give me a word?
02:26Yuki Matsushita said,
02:28Nishimura!
02:33I said, senpai!
02:35It was exciting.
02:37The co-star said,
02:39What the hell is this?
02:41But the director's feelings
02:44I managed to shape it.
02:46I said, okay.
02:48I looked for the director.
02:50But I couldn't find him.
02:53Where did he go?
02:55I don't think there's a director like that.
02:57Mr. Daigo,
02:58The director who always acts recklessly
03:00Disappears after the show.
03:04What the hell is that?
03:06He said, look, it's me.
03:08He made a face.
03:10You shouldn't hit him.
03:12You shouldn't say that.
03:14I don't care.
03:15I just want to say thank you.
03:18I'm sorry.
03:20I just want to do it.
03:22Mr. Daigo, have you ever done that?
03:24I've been ignored.
03:26Like Mr. Daigo,
03:28He's a comedian.
03:30He's a comedian.
03:32You admire him, don't you?
03:33You're messing with me a little bit.
03:35Mr. Daigo, that's not true.
03:37But I'm a comedian.
03:39I do anything.
03:41I don't refuse.
03:44I'm on the same team with him.
03:46I admire him as a comedian.
03:48He's like a real talent.
03:52But he's not like a comedian.
03:55I don't like it.
03:58What's wrong with you?
04:00What's wrong with you?
04:02What he's doing and...
04:04Is that true?
04:05That's right.
04:06He doesn't do what he says.
04:07Every morning on SNS,
04:09He says,
04:11Everyone, today's weather is like this.
04:13Please be careful.
04:15He has more followers.
04:17It's not like a comedian at all.
04:19That's right.
04:21What does a comedian want to do?
04:23What he's doing is...
04:25He's more than a talent.
04:27He used to be an announcer.
04:29When it started with COVID-19,
04:31It went viral.
04:33I see.
04:35But what he's doing isn't bad, is it?
04:37He should be a comedian.
04:39Why does he announce it in the weather?
04:41He's a comedian.
04:43Why does he announce it in the weather?
04:45He's doing comedy and show races.
04:47You've been acting weird lately.
04:49What?
04:51What?
04:53He's changed since he came out.
04:55He bought a bag expensive to Isetan.
04:57I don't know what you're talking about.
04:59I don't know what you're talking about.
05:01He's wrapping everything up in Isetan.
05:03Young people are hot.
05:05Stop it!
05:07Stop it!
05:09He's an MC at a young man's theater
05:11called the Infinite Hall.
05:13He's like a sales MC at IONMALL.
05:15He's like a sales MC at IONMALL.
05:17A sales MC at IONMALL.
05:19You're not doing it.
05:21You're not an MC of an entertainer.
05:23You're not an MC of an entertainer.
05:25You're like a sales MC at IONMALL.
05:27That's a good idea.
05:29A sales MC at IONMALL.
05:31You look like a sales MC.
05:33You guys are always on TV.
05:38But it's a good thing for Nishimura.
05:41You guys are cool, and it's cheap.
05:44You guys are...
05:45Oh, hello, I'm Mito.
05:47Okay, let me say something!
05:51Sayaka's famous for being a bad host.
05:55No, no way!
05:57He's not good at it.
05:59I'm sorry.
06:00What kind of reception office is this?
06:03This reception office is...
06:05Mr. Sashimono.
06:06Mr. Sashimono!
06:08Of course.
06:09Of course.
06:10But I get it now.
06:11The director...
06:14He knew it was easy to ask Nishimura.
06:17He probably wouldn't have asked Iiyama.
06:20I see.
06:23Mr. Ryo.
06:25Mr. Tamura.
06:26Mr. Tamura.
06:27It says Mr. Tamura.
06:29Mr. Ryo, you were popular when you were young.
06:32I was popular when I was young.
06:34You were popular.
06:35You were a male entertainer.
06:37You were a regular.
06:38I was selected for three years in a row and was a regular.
06:41That's right.
06:42I dyed my hair blonde.
06:47That's how I got the money.
06:49Rambo Ryo's trademark is his blonde hair.
06:52He's facing the biggest problem in his life as an entertainer.
06:58I became a freelancer last year.
07:02Why did you become a freelancer?
07:03Why did I become a freelancer?
07:05I don't know.
07:06Why don't you know?
07:07I became a freelancer.
07:09When I look at my schedule, I was on a fishing show.
07:12I was on a running show.
07:13I was on a camping show.
07:14I went to the countryside.
07:15I was on a car show.
07:17As an entertainer, I thought I wasn't moving at all.
07:22What am I doing?
07:26It's not a schedule.
07:27It's a holiday schedule.
07:29That's right.
07:31What am I?
07:34I want to ask you.
07:36What is my title?
07:38You don't like it, do you?
07:40It's a London Boots.
07:43I'm not doing anything special.
07:47When I think about it,
07:49I can only think of blonde hair.
07:54You have too much hair.
07:56I have a lot of hair.
07:58My occupation is blonde.
08:00Your occupation is blonde.
08:02I don't know what you mean.
08:04My occupation is not blonde.
08:07When I go to a fishing show,
08:09I'm always told that I'm watching the show.
08:13I'm always told that I'm watching the show.
08:15I always think of blonde hair.
08:17You think of blonde hair when you think of a blonde face.
08:20I'm a blonde.
08:24You're not a London Boots.
08:26You're a blonde.
08:28I'm a blonde.
08:30My son is a blonde.
08:33I see.
08:35I draw my second face.
08:37I don't have a lot of yellow.
08:39I've never made it black.
08:41I only paint black twice.
08:43When I was pregnant with my child,
08:46I wanted to show my child that I was doing it right.
08:49I had two children.
08:51Did you dye your hair blonde at that time?
08:53At that time?
08:55Did you dye your hair blonde at the press conference?
08:57At that time, I dyed my hair blonde.
08:59Because I'm blonde.
09:04I don't know if I'm wrong.
09:06Even if you dye your hair black, it's different.
09:08You're wrong.
09:10You're wrong.
09:12I don't know if I'm wrong.
09:14I don't know if I'm wrong.
09:16I don't know if I'm wrong.
09:18The staff said the same thing.
09:20I said I could tell.
09:22The staff said,
09:24I would like to dye my hair blonde.
09:26So I asked them to do it for me.
09:28I made my second face black.
09:30You're wrong.
09:32It's a photo from that time.
09:34I'm wrong.
09:36You're wrong.
09:38It's a photo from that time.
09:40It's a photo from that time.
09:42It's a photo from that time.
09:44Yeah, if it was in black, you wouldn't know.
09:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:47But if you think about it, gold is a trademark.
09:49I've been doing it for a long time, and I've calculated it.
09:51I've done it for about 5 million yen.
09:53I do it about once a month and calculate it like this.
09:55I've never had such a thing before.
09:57It's natural, but it doesn't exist.
09:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:01That's why I've been doing it for a long time this time.
10:03I want you to put it out at the end.
10:05I want you to push my back.
10:07I want you to admit it.
10:09You want to see me in gold?
10:11Yes, once.
10:13Eat it all!
10:15I'm gonna take this receipt and...
10:17What am I going to shoot at if I think about it?
10:23But in a sense, when he quit his gold hair,
10:25when he turned his hair black,
10:27he was the first one to leave his house.
10:29he was the first one to leave his house.
10:33When it was black, he was ashamed.
10:35It's strange that it's awkward when it's black.
10:37Even if it's a life, it's longer than it's gold.
10:39It's been a long time.
10:41I wonder if there are people with that kind of life.
10:44Mr. Kasakai?
10:45Mr. Kasakai is also in Shiro.
10:47Mr. Kandori Shinobu?
10:48Mr. Kandori Shinobu?
10:49No, he's in Kuromodo.
10:50Oh, he's in Kuromodo.
10:51I'll check everything this time.
10:52That's right.
10:53Isn't it around Rika-chan dolls?
10:55Well, that's a long time.
10:57That's a long time.
10:58Here it is.
11:00This is me.
11:03It's a supplement.
11:05As an effect, you can sleep well,
11:08and it's a little rejuvenating.
11:10It's like anti-aging.
11:11I've been drinking it regularly lately.
11:13It's quite expensive.
11:14That's right.
11:15I want to survive a little more in the entertainment world.
11:19That's why I have to drink this.
11:20I'm in a bad situation right now.
11:22First of all, I can't speak.
11:25It's simple.
11:27I want you to understand.
11:28It's like a vacuum cleaner.
11:32It's a vacuum cleaner that cleans the trash in the bag.
11:35Cyclone.
11:36Cyclone.
11:37I wanted to explain the vacuum cleaner here.
11:40There's a vacuum cleaner right now, but there's no vacuum cleaner.
11:42There's a transparent vacuum cleaner right now, but there's no transparent vacuum cleaner.
11:46There's no vacuum cleaner.
11:47There's no vacuum cleaner.
11:48If there's a transparent vacuum cleaner, you'll lose two or three seconds.
11:51Then you'll be confused.
11:54Then you'll be in a hurry, and you'll have a lot of conversations.
12:00And the name of the gyaru is impossible.
12:02Gyaru is complicated.
12:04Nicole Michoppa.
12:08Yu-chan.
12:11Miri-chan.
12:14A girl who eats dreams.
12:16Yumepoten.
12:17There's a girl who eats dreams in the entertainment world.
12:20It's like a vacuum cleaner.
12:21I don't know.
12:22It's like a girl who's popular right now.
12:26I'm embarrassed.
12:28And my vision is getting narrower.
12:32I'm talking here.
12:35I don't know if it's over, but I'm talking to you.
12:38Oh, by the way, I just remembered.
12:40It's like a double voice.
12:43I'm very serious.
12:45I don't have it.
12:46I don't have it.
12:47I have it.
12:48I have it today, too.
12:50When Ryo drew his father's picture,
12:55I told him to draw his father's picture because he was blond.
13:00And he said,
13:02This is the only one.
13:04This is the only one.
13:06Dandy.
13:08It's a yellow suit.
13:10He said,
13:11This is the only one.
13:13I said,
13:14This is the only one.
13:16He said,
13:17This is the only one.
13:18I said,
13:19Let's stop.
13:20And he revealed it for about three seconds.
13:23He didn't hear the first three seconds of the next story.
13:26I see.
13:27It's time.
13:28I'm over 50 years old.
13:29If I keep going like this, I'll get in the way.
13:32I'm really sorry to stop the flow.
13:34I have to keep drinking.
13:36How long have you been drinking this?
13:38I've been drinking it for about a year.
13:40You've been using it for about 400,000 times.
13:42Yes.
13:43Wow.
13:44Wow.
13:45Shogo uses it for muscle training.
13:47Yes.
13:48But if you keep drinking supplements,
13:50The effect will fade.
13:52I see.
13:53Your body will get used to it.
13:54I need to make a time to stop using supplements.
13:57I need to test if this is really working.
14:00I see.
14:01I'll try to stop for about a month.
14:04I need to verify how much I can't speak.
14:07I'm sad.
14:09It's hard to see that month.
14:11Really.
14:12Is it time to say,
14:13Wow, wow, wow?
14:14This receipt is only for one month.
14:18I'll approve it.
14:22I'll approve it.
14:23I'll try to stop for a month.
14:26I see.
14:27I need to test if this is really working.
14:29Please keep this in mind for a month.
14:32I'm happy.
14:33Please keep this in mind.
14:34After a month,
14:35You're holding the supplements.
14:37It's sad that you need this.
14:40Yes.
14:41I see.
14:42Here.
14:44This is it.
14:45It's 39,000 yen.
14:46It's less than 40,000 yen.
14:48This is M-1 Tours.
14:51Yes.
14:52It was a group of people who made it to the finals, and the finalists would go around the country and do a manzai tour.
15:00Shiba, the mogu rider, was in a situation where he was cornered by a certain group of entertainers.
15:06It was in Miyagi Park.
15:08Oh, Tanashichi.
15:10A few of us decided to go out for lunch.
15:12There was a place called Oswald Ito or Mayurica.
15:16It wasn't a big place, but it was full of people.
15:21When I looked around, all the people sitting there were manzai artists.
15:25M-1 tour.
15:27It was like a M-1 tour.
15:29That's right.
15:30In terms of experience, I was at the top.
15:33I asked them, and I thought they were really good.
15:38But after that, I thought,
15:41I see, this is a relationship.
15:43That's right.
15:45That's right.
15:47When I looked around, there was Otsuruhiman.
15:50That's right.
15:51I was cornered.
15:53Cornered?
15:54I was cornered.
15:56My face was getting stronger.
16:00You didn't have that kind of money yet.
16:02That's right.
16:03But I kept asking Mr. Daigo to take me out for lunch.
16:07For example, even if there was an entertainer from a different group at a different restaurant,
16:12he would pay for it.
16:15I decided to pay for it and go.
16:18When I decided to go, there was a girl standing there.
16:22A girl was holding a glass.
16:24Her face was reflected in the glass.
16:27Her face was like Kazuki Kitamura.
16:30I said, well, it's okay.
16:32The guy who came first was going to pay for it.
16:36I said, it's okay. Bring it here.
16:38He said, it's okay.
16:40I said, it's okay.
16:42I accepted everything and went to the register.
16:45It was a restaurant run by an old man.
16:50You don't know that kind of culture, do you?
16:52I said, it's okay.
16:54I said, I'm the oldest.
16:57He said, what kind of relationship do you have?
17:01That's right.
17:02He came empty-handed.
17:03Actually, there was an M-1 tour near here.
17:06All the entertainers came here.
17:08Oh, I see.
17:11After this, there was an unexpected person in Shiba.
17:15A guy like Kazuki Kitamura said, bring the bill here.
17:18I walked with her in the register.
17:21Daigo, this is serious.
17:25You said, what kind of relationship do you have?
17:28That's right.
17:29He came empty-handed.
17:30Actually, there was an M-1 tour near here.
17:33All the entertainers came here.
17:35Oh, I see.
17:39I thought it was a gathering of frauds.
17:44I was a little worried.
17:47Suddenly, there was a group of young people in my town.
17:50When I looked around, there was a big guy.
17:53There was a guy with a beard.
17:55At the end, a guy like Kazuki Kitamura came.
17:58He said, bring the bill here.
18:00He's a really strong guy.
18:02I ate with the guy in the register.
18:05I'm sorry, I was a little worried.
18:08I think so, too.
18:10I was so worried.
18:12I was trying to be cool.
18:14I was determined to pay the bill.
18:16I was thought to be a fraud.
18:19I will return this receipt to you.
18:25It doesn't make sense if you don't pay the bill.
18:28That's right.
18:29Why am I far away from you?
18:32I did my best.
18:34You are cool.
18:35I will continue to do my best.
18:39I was surprised.
18:42Please choose the next receipt.
18:44This is it.
18:46SHOGU.
18:47This is me.
18:48SHOGU's real name is SHIBATA SHIBU.
18:51This is the money I got when I went to the barbecue shop for a strategy meeting.
19:02SHOGU is determined to reveal the secret of a certain person.
19:08This is my partner TAKERU.
19:11TAKERU is amazing.
19:12What do you think of TAKERU?
19:15TAKERU has a solid image.
19:18TAKERU is bright.
19:19TAKERU is bright.
19:20TAKERU has a strong impression.
19:22I want you to get rid of TAKERU's image.
19:26TAKERU is a good guy.
19:28I want you to listen to me.
19:30TAKERU is not delicate.
19:33TAKERU is a little out of place.
19:36TAKERU was originally a reader model.
19:39That's right.
19:42That's tough.
19:45TAKERU was originally a reader model.
19:47TAKERU was originally a Parisian model.
19:50TAKERU has experienced everything in high school.
19:55TAKERU has become very popular.
19:58TAKERU was a student model.
20:00TAKERU is not a comedian.
20:03TAKERU is out of place.
20:04TAKERU is out of place.
20:07TAKERU is very popular.
20:13TAKERU is very popular.
20:15TAKERU is very popular.
20:19TAKERU is cheating.
20:22TAKERU is cheating.
20:24If you want to watch this episode again, go to Fever.
20:28Don't forget to subscribe to Fever.
20:33Shogo Hotei from Tokyo is revealing the secret of his partner.
20:39TAKERU is not delicate.
20:42TAKERU is a little out of place.
20:45There was a new show.
20:47TAKERU was warming up for the opening talk.
20:49I asked TAKERU what TAKERU did before the show.
20:53TAKERU said it was hard.
20:55TAKERU said, I'm tired.
21:00TAKERU said, I'm tired.
21:06TAKERU said, I'm tired.
21:08TAKERU said, I'm tired.
21:11TAKERU said, I'm tired.
21:15TAKERU's private life is out of place.
21:19I was surprised.
21:21TAKERU went to the location with his girlfriend.
21:28This is amazing.
21:32I've never heard of this.
21:35TAKERU's private life is out of place.
21:39TAKERU's girlfriend's private life is also amazing.
21:42TAKERU is a woman's favorite.
21:46TAKERU is a woman's favorite.
21:50TAKERU's girlfriend suddenly said it was out of place.
21:54TAKERU's girlfriend said she didn't want to hear TAKERU's story.
22:00TAKERU's girlfriend became jealous.
22:02TAKERU's girlfriend told her that TAKERU's story was out of place.
22:07The show was over.
22:10TAKERU's girlfriend seemed to be sick with sexual desire.
22:14I was trying to respond to that, but I drank a black maca to see if I was really okay.
22:23I drank a black maca to see if I was really okay.
22:28It was as big as a chalk.
22:30A black chalk.
22:36I was trying to respond to everything the girl said, but she said it was too early.
22:42I was trying to respond to everything the girl said, but she said it was too early.
22:48I bought a 0.1mm one.
22:51The packaging said,
22:53I don't feel anything anymore.
22:58That product is funny.
23:01The guy who found the product is also great.
23:04I don't feel anything anymore.
23:07I think it would be better to force it.
23:11I think it would be better to force it.
23:13Please make a decision.
23:16This receipt is...
23:18This receipt is...
23:20I'll take it.
23:23I think we'll have another talk.
23:26Please use the table at that time.