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00:00All right, everybody, welcome back to the Snack Boys.
00:03I'm Eddie.
00:04On the other end is Clem, and in between us is Jeff Vibbert.
00:07Vibbs, welcome in.
00:08Thank you for having me.
00:09It is an honor to be a Snack Boy for the day.
00:11Of course, it's great to have you, and today we will be reviewing Jolly Rancher Ropes.
00:15There are four flavors, Blue Raspberry, Cherry, Watermelon, and Green Apple.
00:20Big Jolly Rancher guy.
00:22Big Sweet Tart Ropes guy.
00:24That's right now my number one gummy candy.
00:26Number one.
00:27Yeah.
00:28Wow.
00:29That's a crazy statement.
00:30I know.
00:31That's why I have high, high, high, high, high hopes.
00:34Can I say this?
00:36I like the Sweet Tarts Ropes.
00:37The other day I got a fun size Sweet Tart Rope, trash.
00:40Very bad.
00:41Awful.
00:42I don't know how.
00:43The little niblets, terrible.
00:46What is it?
00:47Isn't it just cut up big ones?
00:49How does it ... What is it?
00:50They also have sugar on them, right?
00:52They're coated.
00:53Oh, this ... No, this just ...
00:54This is bad?
00:55No.
00:56It's a ratio problem.
00:57It sounded like there was a ratio problem.
00:58Yeah.
01:00The candy rope industry is growing at a fast pace.
01:02Booming.
01:03And I feel like they were like, all right, we got to bring out the big dog Jolly Rancher,
01:06which as kids, what was your number one Jolly Rancher?
01:08Do you remember as a ... I was, I think Blue Razz, maybe Green Apple.
01:12Maybe Green Apple.
01:13I was always anti those two because they were the cool flavors and I always went against
01:16them on principle alone.
01:17I'm just being honest.
01:18So you would get ...
01:19This is all flavors.
01:20Wait.
01:21You were going off your mind and now your taste buds are telling you?
01:22Yeah.
01:23I didn't even have them like that.
01:24So you were a grape guy?
01:25Watermelon.
01:26Wow.
01:27Watermelon.
01:29Can I tell you what I was?
01:30All of them.
01:31I didn't ...
01:32So you became a snack boy?
01:33Lemon.
01:34I didn't like the lemon ones.
01:35Is there a yellow?
01:36I feel like those were hard to find.
01:37Do you have some in there?
01:38Probably.
01:39Oh.
01:40No.
01:41I hate you.
01:42Is this watermelon?
01:43Where are you going with this?
01:44Apple, right?
01:45Apple, yeah.
01:46These are a bit gooey-er than the Sweet Tart Ropes.
01:47And there's not even a flavor.
01:48No.
01:49No.
01:50No.
01:51No.
01:52No.
01:53No.
01:54No.
01:55No.
01:56No.
01:57No.
01:58That's not sweet, obviously.
01:59Or tart, I think.
02:00Kind of tastes like an Airhead.
02:06Sour Apple Airhead.
02:07I can see that.
02:08I can definitely see that.
02:09Not ... yeah.
02:10I like watermelon more than a green apple.
02:18I appreciate consistency and just the rope.
02:22The way it is.
02:24It's like Drake.
02:25Just like ...
02:27Very fresh.
02:28They're small.
02:29Freshness is huge.
02:30You get a Sour Patch Kid, you get a Stale Batch, gross.
02:31The fresh ones, ooh, baby.
02:32Brutal.
02:33I ... man.
02:34Very meh on both of them.
02:35I don't really have a ... I don't really care about either one.
02:36Now we got Blue Rats here.
02:37What's the other one?
02:38Cherry?
02:39Mm-hmm.
02:40Looks like we have a winner.
02:41That's a secret sauce right there.
02:42Mm-hmm.
02:43Might be the first time I've ever had a Blue Rat Jelly Rancher or anything.
02:44Again, because of my hard-headedness as a child.
02:45I don't know.
02:46You try the blue?
03:00Not yet.
03:01Oh, sorry.
03:02I went red before I went blue.
03:03It's all right.
03:04I'll wait for my comments on red.
03:06But I think ... I'll let you guys ... Red, I think, is true to the Jolly Rancher flavor,
03:15but it kind of tastes like cough medicine.
03:16Yeah.
03:17You're right.
03:18It's like a medicine-type flavor.
03:19Mm-hmm.
03:20Yep.
03:21I've noticed this with the Jolly Rancher gummies.
03:22It doesn't translate from the hard candy as well as I'd like, personally.
03:31These are not a rebuy for me.
03:32I wouldn't buy these.
03:33I think the blue's fantastic.
03:34Yeah?
03:35I think the blue's an easy one.
03:36Watermelon, two.
03:37Green apple, three.
03:38Cherry, four.
03:39I can live with that.
03:40Overall, they're a little too waxy on the outside for me, but I like that they're fresh
03:51and soft.
03:52I don't think I'd pick them over the Sweet Tarts, but I'm not mad at these at all.
03:59But I do wonder how much I'd want to keep eating this.
04:03I'm going to keep eating them, but I don't want to keep eating them.
04:06I don't think these are that great.
04:08They remind me of the sour Jolly Rancher candies, and they just are nothing compared
04:13to the hard candy.
04:14Jolly Rancher's only good as a hard candy, I'm going to say that.
04:17Mm-hmm.
04:18I'm not going to argue with that.
04:20Maybe I'm just a rope guy.
04:21You might be a rope guy.
04:22Nothing wrong with it.
04:23Yeah.
04:24I'm going to give these a seven, two.
04:29I'm a big rope guy.
04:31Lots of ropes.
04:32You see this face, you think ropes.
04:36I'm going to go 5.7.
04:39Wow.
04:40You ain't going to like this, is that it?
04:465.1.
04:47Wow.
04:48Is that our biggest show discrepancy ever?
04:51It's up there.
04:52It's up there, yeah.
04:53It's up there for sure.
04:54We are not aligned on Jolly Rancher ropes.
04:57Regardless, Vibs, thank you for joining us.
05:00It was fun.
05:01Thanks for having me.
05:02Vibs used to torture people in this office.
05:06I meant to say that.
05:07We give them some fruity ropes.
05:09Hey, don't threaten me with a good time.
05:13You walked in with a cooler full of just snacks.
05:15I was like, wow.
05:16Everyone was happy and excited.
05:17I was like, wow, that's an interesting thing.
05:19Maybe I should have done something like that instead of just torture people.
05:22Vibs is like, we found some fetuses outside.
05:25We don't know what animal they are.
05:27Thanks, man.
05:28We love you, though.
05:29Thanks, everybody.
05:30We'll see you next time.