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01:11 Oh, we're starting with Barstool Sports, look at that.
01:13 John, that was your decision.
01:15 - Yeah, you gotta give them the sports topic.
01:17 - That's good, so Dalvin Cook signed with the Jets
01:21 and then Zeke signed with the Pats.
01:24 - Would you consider the Jets a super team?
01:28 - No.
01:29 - With Rodgers, they have--
01:31 - Yeah, they're like how the Lakers,
01:33 when they signed Malone and all those--
01:35 - No, Dalvin Cook is still like--
01:38 - He's a running back.
01:39 - Relatively young, and then I mean like,
01:41 they have the best cornerback in the league.
01:44 They have one of the best defenses in the league.
01:46 Like, the only thing they really miss,
01:48 the offensive line's a little bit of a problem.
01:49 - Is this the nicest stuff you've ever said about the Jets?
01:51 - Yeah, I actually, I would love to shit on them,
01:54 but I think they're actually--
01:54 - I hate when that happens.
01:56 - Yeah.
01:57 - When like the team you hate becomes good.
01:58 - I don't hate the Jets though.
01:59 - I don't hate the Jets.
02:00 So that's what I was gonna say.
02:00 - Yeah, I hate the Cowboys.
02:01 - Growing up, I'm a Giants fan.
02:04 Growing up, I didn't hate the Jets.
02:05 I hated the Jets when they got Rex Ryan.
02:07 When Rex Ryan was this pompous fat asshole,
02:09 being like, oh, we're gonna win the Super Bowl,
02:11 and then Jet fans in school would be going
02:13 at the Giant fans when they went back
02:14 to the AFC Championship.
02:15 - I was gonna say, 'cause when you were
02:16 in your formative years, the Jets were good.
02:18 - They were good for those two years,
02:19 and the next year the Giants won the Super Bowl,
02:20 and Mark Sanchez, like the fumble,
02:22 that was the end of that.
02:23 Literally, not going back to the playoffs since.
02:24 So I never hated the Jets, and I'm coming around
02:26 on the Jets, and here's the issue,
02:28 is that Hard Knocks, I fall in love
02:30 with the team every single year.
02:31 - Every time.
02:32 - And Aaron Rodgers was the coolest guy in the world.
02:34 - Garrett Wilson, adorable.
02:36 - Yeah.
02:37 - Adorable, Garrett Wilson's adorable.
02:38 - You didn't know who Marvin Harrison was?
02:38 I think it was him, or that was Suss Gardner,
02:40 either one, like--
02:41 - A murderer.
02:42 - Yeah, so if I keep watching Hard Knocks,
02:43 I'm gonna fall deeper, I'm gonna like,
02:45 start to like this, which is fine.
02:46 - Did you see their handshake?
02:48 - It was sick, though.
02:49 - And they put it out on one of the guys.
02:50 - It's an issue.
02:51 - It's an issue for me as well.
02:52 - But I don't like hate the Jets,
02:53 like I hate the Mets, or even the Islanders.
02:55 - How do you feel about the Pats just
02:57 on another old fat running back?
02:59 - That's just Pats, like, and they'll be like,
03:01 "Just trust Bill, trust Bill."
03:03 It's like, you could, he deserves the trust,
03:06 but like, they are, they're the last place team
03:10 in that division.
03:10 - Who are their other running backs?
03:12 Who do they even have?
03:13 Oh, Damian Harris is still there?
03:14 So like, I guess they kinda needed him.
03:16 - They don't ever have like, who's their running backs?
03:20 - Ramondre Stevenson.
03:21 - Oh yeah, I forgot about Stevenson.
03:23 He is really good.
03:24 I mean, that's, even with the Dalvin Cook son,
03:27 like, Brees Hall was supposed to be like their breakout.
03:29 - Well, them having both of them is why it's like,
03:31 oh shit.
03:32 - It's annoying, having them both is annoying
03:33 for like, fantasy purposes.
03:34 - Yes, it is.
03:34 - That is true.
03:35 - Which one do you pick first?
03:36 - Yeah, exactly.
03:37 And like, both their value hurts each other.
03:39 I like when teams have one good running back.
03:41 It just makes it simpler for them to go.
03:41 - I was like Nick Chubb in like,
03:43 Cream Hunt for a little bit.
03:44 - You know how the whole, I was thinking about this,
03:46 I think you're gonna agree with me.
03:48 The running backs were like, we need to unionize
03:50 and all this stuff.
03:51 I think quarterbacks have a bigger bone to pick
03:53 than running backs.
03:54 'Cause the top eight quarterbacks are so much better
03:58 and valuable than every other player in the entire league,
04:01 that if it was an uncapped league,
04:04 like, a quarterback should be getting paid
04:05 a hundred million dollars a year.
04:07 - Yeah, but even the average quarterbacks get paid.
04:09 - Yeah, but I'm saying like Mahomes,
04:10 compared to every other quarterback,
04:12 is worth way more than any running back
04:14 could ever be worth.
04:14 - Dalvin Cook is the highest paid free agent running back
04:18 this year at $8.6 million.
04:20 - And it took this long to come inside.
04:21 - It took this long, and then like,
04:22 the highest paid running back is Bijan Robinson.
04:25 He hasn't played it down in the NFL yet.
04:27 - Yeah.
04:28 - It's just what, but they're the least valuable person
04:30 on the offensive line.
04:31 - He's the highest paid running back?
04:32 - Yeah, this year.
04:33 - Like, signed this year.
04:35 - Yeah, 'cause when you get signed--
04:35 - Just 'cause like the contract value went so down.
04:37 - In the first round, you get like 13 mill around there
04:39 and McCaffrey's like 12, I think.
04:42 - Wow.
04:43 - Yeah, like Derrick Henry is getting paid more,
04:45 but he was saying signed this season, like six mil,
04:47 it's like the highest.
04:48 - Yeah, but it's like this year, like he's,
04:50 that's what his, like this year it's like 12,
04:52 and then it's a stupid stat, but it's kind of what the stat is.
04:56 - Wow, two sports topics in a row, we are back.
04:59 Embiid removed Philadelphia and Processing
05:02 from his Twitter account.
05:04 James Harden also said that Derrall Murray is a liar,
05:08 Philly's in shambles, praying for Smitty as we always do.
05:12 Embiid is, well, he signed $200 million extension,
05:16 but now he's removing Philly from his bio,
05:18 maybe he's just standing with his boy Harden.
05:20 He also replied to someone saying, my middle name is troll,
05:23 like, so he's just like messing around.
05:25 - And that's, I don't like that.
05:27 - People were out on Embiid, right?
05:28 He thinks he's like a joker, goofy guy,
05:31 but he's never won anything.
05:32 And he won an MVP by, you know, here you go,
05:34 here's an MVP, didn't deserve it.
05:36 - When you have to tell people you're a troll,
05:38 isn't usually the best, like taking that out of your bio
05:41 is a complete like, fuck you to Philly, just a fact.
05:45 - Especially given the timing of it,
05:47 like with James Harden saying all that yesterday.
05:50 - Yeah.
05:51 - But look, Philly's gonna be fine this year.
05:53 You know why?
05:53 - Why?
05:54 - My good friend, Pat Bev.
05:55 My good friend, Pat Bev is on the team this year
05:57 and he is gonna right the ship.
05:58 - Pat Bev's my favorite man.
05:59 - I hope Pat Bev turns on you.
06:01 - No.
06:02 - It would be devastating.
06:03 - Pat Bev is the nicest guy in the world.
06:04 - He's awesome.
06:05 - He's playing with Cheapy13.
06:06 - He's tweeting at Cheapy13, I don't even know who that is.
06:08 He's playing, hey, I saw a tweet from Pat Bev, I was stunned.
06:12 I don't even know who the person, it was Cheapy13, you won.
06:15 That was it.
06:16 So they're like, they've played COD or whatever.
06:18 - He's like a Twitter account.
06:19 I might follow him.
06:20 Like, I think he's a Barstool fan.
06:22 He's got the Bugs Bunny logo or Bugs Bunny avatar.
06:25 Seems like a nice enough guy,
06:26 but like, I don't know how he's all of a sudden in,
06:29 like Pat Bev's literally tweeting at him, like hop on.
06:30 - That's like Gun Show being grouped in with Dave,
06:33 just like Kyrie.
06:33 - I wrote a whole blog about Cheapy13 once.
06:37 - Really?
06:37 - He made the blog wheel, landed on him,
06:39 and I did like a Cheapy13.
06:40 - What was the?
06:42 - Where was I on that one?
06:43 - So I mostly just made up a bunch of lies about him.
06:46 - Yeah, seriously.
06:47 - Mostly just made a bunch of lies about him
06:48 to make him look kind of like an asshole,
06:50 but he does do the-
06:51 - Is that the guy you did the video about too?
06:54 - No, not a video.
06:55 - The shortest video in Barstool.
06:57 Can we talk about that?
06:57 The shortest lived video in Barstool history.
06:59 - Pat Bev's the nicest guy in the world.
07:01 - Yeah, and he's gonna, once he gets in that locker room,
07:03 look, Felix had their issues.
07:05 Pat Bev's in that locker room.
07:06 - Is he a glue guy?
07:08 He's like an ultimate glue guy.
07:10 Like whole brain hard in there.
07:10 - Veteran, like warrior, veteran, winner type energy.
07:13 - Poor Philly though.
07:15 Like you have to know what you're getting in bed with
07:16 with Harden.
07:17 - Poor Philly, they think they're the best
07:18 at everything anyway.
07:20 - They do.
07:21 - They do, so I'm like, I don't care.
07:22 - Philly's- - They'll still be fine.
07:23 - Philly's are in shambles.
07:25 - Who do you think says no-
07:26 - I'm terrified of Harden.
07:27 - A trade for Simmons and Harden between the two?
07:30 - What'd you say?
07:31 - Like just straight up trade, Simmons and Harden.
07:32 - Now Harden is better than Simmons.
07:34 - I think he's 100 times the player.
07:36 - Simmons has ruined the Sixers way more than Harden.
07:38 - Correct. - Exactly.
07:39 - Yeah. - Yeah.
07:40 - If you ask anything to Smitty,
07:41 he says bring it all back to Simmons
07:43 and he's fucked up the entire-
07:44 - I will say there was one former employee
07:46 who could not have been more accurate.
07:47 Could not have been more correct.
07:49 - Oh yeah. - I'm just laughing.
07:51 - Every once in a while it just hits my brain,
07:52 it's like damn, someone's right here.
07:53 - That was like the start of like the end of her here.
07:56 Like that whole argument,
07:58 like people like started to turn on her
07:59 and my God, she was so right.
08:03 - Yeah.
08:04 (laughing)
08:05 - Couldn't be more right.
08:05 - A genius basketball mind.
08:07 - Was I like-
08:08 - We threw out the door.
08:11 - You did, that was a Tommy Smokes decision
08:14 on that record.
08:15 - Yeah, me specifically.
08:15 - Like I can dictate where people live,
08:17 you dictate employees careers.
08:19 - Yep, that was it.
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09:08 Like he thinks they're actually gonna do it.
09:10 - I agree.
09:10 I think Frank should.
09:11 - Yeah, I think that's a good move by Frank.
09:12 - I think Frank's a good move
09:13 'cause also the Abel brothers are like so dumb.
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09:16 - That like, they're like gonna,
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09:20 Everyone's gonna be against you no matter what.
09:23 And they probably are.
09:24 Yeah, you don't go against Frank.
09:25 But yeah, they're crazy.
09:27 I think he's smart for doing that.
09:28 - I mean, the weigh-ins.
09:30 - Well, the Abel brothers,
09:32 they always have their trouble in the ring here.
09:33 They fight real fighters
09:36 and usually they end up on Abel.
09:39 - Frank, I'm too in line, buddy.
09:42 You need to learn some fucking math
09:44 and put some respect on my name, kid.
09:46 - I'm gonna get in between that.
09:47 Oh, hold on.
09:49 I'll tell you what, he just lost some fans.
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09:52 Put your hands on Frank.
09:53 - That's where he almost went down last time.
09:56 I don't wanna be, I'm like worried for him.
09:59 Like these Abel brothers are psychos.
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10:17 - I will say.
10:18 - For Rough and Rowdy 22.
10:19 I'm just reading the script.
10:20 - No, I'm gonna say, I will say,
10:21 I'm blogging the ring girls today.
10:23 The ring girl I blogged is followed by John Rich.
10:26 (all laughing)
10:28 - Oh, Maddie Bath.
10:29 - No, a different one.
10:31 (all laughing)
10:33 - Sarah something?
10:35 That's followed.
10:36 - Oh, I mean, look.
10:37 - John Rich.
10:38 - You must be an awesome follower.
10:39 She's an awesome follower.
10:40 - She's hot and I follow a lot of hot girls
10:42 on Instagram too, so I'm just saying.
10:43 But it does say followed by John Rich TV.
10:45 - You're not the horniest person with these ring girls.
10:47 Tommy did a ring girl, like smoke show of the day.
10:50 And Nikki smoke slid into his DM saying like,
10:52 you have me horned up.
10:53 - Oh, the tattoos girl.
10:54 - Yeah, that's true.
10:55 - Tommy, what did Nikki smoke say?
10:56 He's horned up for the ring girl.
10:57 - No, he didn't say that.
10:58 Let me find it.
10:59 He said.
11:00 - He slid into Tommy's DMs about a ring girl.
11:03 - Said you made my morning with your blog
11:04 that girl's a fucking RPG.
11:06 At first I had no idea what the hell he was talking about.
11:09 And then I looked and it was,
11:12 it was like, I guess it was the ring girl blog.
11:13 - That's insane.
11:14 - You're getting Nikki horny at work.
11:16 - That's weird.
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11:38 Like YouTube has never done like pay per view before.
11:40 We're like testing it out for them.
11:42 Yeah. Pretty cool.
11:43 - Wow.
11:44 That's nice.
11:45 - Look at us.
11:46 Michael Burry.
11:48 - This is scary.
11:49 - The guy from the big short.
11:50 I'll tell you why it's not.
11:52 He just shorted the stock market for $1.6 billion.
11:55 He's the guy who Christian Bale played
11:57 in the big short with the wonky eye.
11:58 - Good movie.
11:59 - One of my favorite movies.
12:00 That's a plane movie for me now.
12:02 I watch it every time I'm on a plane.
12:03 - Really?
12:04 - I enjoy it.
12:05 - You know what Riggs tells me what he watched
12:06 and cried was Crazy Rich Asians.
12:08 - I cried every time.
12:10 - I didn't love it.
12:11 - I didn't love the movie, but I cried.
12:12 - That scene when the water's flying around the church
12:15 and she's coming out is like, well, it's very beautiful.
12:18 - If that's not my wedding, I don't even want it.
12:19 - I want to play that song at my wedding.
12:21 Whatever that version of the song was.
12:23 - It was good.
12:23 - Amazing.
12:24 - I didn't love the movie,
12:26 but that it was a tearjerker for sure.
12:28 - So he has 93% of his portfolio betting
12:31 against the stock market, aka the health of the US economy.
12:35 Here's the thing about him.
12:36 He's been wrong about every single thing
12:38 since the big short.
12:40 He was, he hit a grand slam, nailed that one,
12:42 knocked it out of the park, half tip to him.
12:44 He's been wrong about everything since.
12:46 If you,
12:47 - Like what?
12:48 - If you dip into finance Twitter,
12:49 they don't really respect him.
12:51 They just like, you know, they respect him
12:54 for what he did 20 years ago,
12:56 but he just swings and misses nonstop.
12:58 He's been saying sell, sell, sell, sell
13:00 every six months for the last like five years.
13:02 Like he's,
13:03 - If you have that big of a hit, just give it up.
13:06 Like what else are you going to do more than that?
13:08 And if you do miss, everyone's going to be like that.
13:10 - Exactly, exactly.
13:10 - Just go home and do it.
13:11 - Well, I think he wants to prove he's not a one hit wonder.
13:14 - Bro, being a one hit wonder is the best.
13:16 - Right, he's Chumbawamba,
13:17 and he thinks that he's name another band, the Beatles.
13:19 - Dude, the guy from American Isles singing
13:23 She Bangs Still Fucking Sings Places.
13:25 - I don't know if he's a one hit wonder.
13:29 It wasn't his song.
13:31 - Yeah, but he was kind of a one hit wonder.
13:32 It was that thing, and that was it.
13:34 - I would think Daniel Powder for one hit.
13:36 - Is that Have a Bad Day?
13:37 - Yeah, that's a good song.
13:38 - Wow.
13:39 - That's a good one.
13:40 - Ricky Martin was a big one.
13:41 ♪ Living my life, I love a girl ♪
13:43 - I feel like Ricky Martin like had a little bit of a run,
13:45 you know?
13:46 - He was wild.
13:47 ♪ Upsetting sounds ♪
13:49 - Yeah, I love that song.
13:50 - That's probably the biggest song of like fourth grade.
13:53 Come where?
13:55 Who Let the Dogs Out was a huge song.
14:00 - That was unbelievable.
14:01 - Somebody I used to know.
14:02 - Yeah, what happened to that guy?
14:03 - Vanilla Ice is a superstar, by the way.
14:06 Let's slow it down.
14:07 - You met him somewhere, and he was nice to you?
14:08 - No, it's the best movie in the world,
14:10 and that's my boy, Uncle Banny.
14:12 - Baby Got Back's a huge one.
14:14 - Nugget Pocket?
14:16 - Rapper's Delight?
14:17 - I saw, this is just one tweet I saw recently.
14:21 - Tell us about this tweet you saw.
14:22 - If we don't have another recession
14:24 in the next six months or whatever,
14:27 that we'll never have another one again.
14:28 And I thought, oh, that's good news.
14:31 So I don't know if that's true,
14:32 but that's the mindset I've been operating.
14:34 - I'm buying more pen, doubling down.
14:36 - But I mean, I guess it makes sense,
14:37 where it's like, look, if not now, what?
14:39 Like we're, honestly.
14:41 - Tommy, what?
14:41 - If we didn't, well, I think we're too big to fail now.
14:45 Like think about 2020, like.
14:47 - Let Tommy cook.
14:49 - Yeah, COVID, like pandemic, everybody's like,
14:50 I have one friend who works in finance,
14:52 he was texting in our group chat,
14:53 "This is gonna be the next Great Depression."
14:55 Ended up being the greatest buyer's market of all time.
14:57 Like people got so rich, day trading.
14:59 I think that people, I think it's impossible
15:01 for the economy to fail now.
15:02 I think it's just like everyone's just chillin'.
15:04 - What if I'm wrong?
15:05 - As Americans, we finally hit,
15:08 we're a trillion dollars in debt and credit.
15:10 - Yeah, I don't really get how that works.
15:12 Like we just go more in debt and they just.
15:14 - Sleepy Joe.
15:15 - Yeah, they just print more money.
15:17 We can say that again.
15:18 - No, it's funny, that's why I laugh.
15:20 - Sleepy Joe is the funniest nickname.
15:22 I can't even call him Joe Biden.
15:24 Like I have to say Sleepy Joe.
15:25 Like I have to.
15:27 Yeah, no, Tommy, I think you're 100% wrong.
15:29 - Okay, yeah, I mean, it was one tweet.
15:31 One tweet and I've.
15:33 - That's how you should live your life though.
15:34 You see that one, it's like, that's what my mind says.
15:36 - That's a good, it's a positive outlook.
15:38 But you kind of are against it.
15:40 - No, I'm just saying like,
15:42 I wouldn't be scared or anything of the world collapsing.
15:45 - But you think it's possible.
15:46 - Because of Michael Bayer.
15:48 They never saw the housing market collapse
15:52 and then that happened.
15:53 No, I'm saying like that had never happened before.
15:54 So you can never be too big to fail, I don't think.
15:57 - Yeah, I mean, I'll tell you what,
15:58 like a little, sometimes a little recession
16:00 could buy low opportunity.
16:02 - I know, I wrote that in my blog.
16:03 I was like, my biggest regret in my life
16:05 is when everybody was dying of COVID in 2020,
16:07 I didn't buy more stocks.
16:08 - Yeah, I know, me too.
16:09 - Like one of my, that in Bitcoin,
16:11 like when it was like at $8 and I told my friend,
16:14 how do I buy Bitcoin?
16:15 And he's like, told me exactly how to do it.
16:17 I was like, yeah, I don't feel like doing it.
16:18 - That's what it is.
16:19 Like, 'cause COVID, I was looking at it and stuff.
16:21 I'm like, fill up all these forms and stuff.
16:23 So I don't feel like doing that.
16:24 - I set up my TD Ameritrade account
16:26 to buy stocks three weeks before the pandemic.
16:29 (laughing)
16:30 So. - Oh yeah, you bought at the high.
16:31 - Yeah, I bought, but I ended up like,
16:33 I did buy a little bit more when everything crashed.
16:35 So it's still up long-term, but.
16:38 - It's scary.
16:39 They always say like, buy when everybody's scared or whatever.
16:41 It's so scary to do it though.
16:43 - You know what else I'm getting into nowadays?
16:44 - What's that?
16:45 - High yield savings accounts.
16:47 - You're bad.
16:48 - These things are, they rip.
16:50 It's crazy.
16:51 The fact that I have them. - You get Tommy Dixon.
16:52 Explain what this is.
16:52 - You got a CD?
16:54 - No, I've been to.
16:55 - What is it?
16:56 - Yeah, I do.
16:57 It's a Marcus by Goldman Sachs, the savings account.
17:00 If you refer a friend, you get 5.15% annual,
17:04 put 4.15% once the promo's done, but that's good.
17:07 Like I was doing some calculator.
17:08 - How much money do you have, Tommy?
17:10 - Millions.
17:11 - It sounds like it.
17:12 - No, but serious, like money,
17:13 like there's no reason to just let money sit
17:15 in your checking account.
17:16 If you have extra money, put it in like a garage.
17:18 - If anyone uses a debit card, you're insane.
17:20 - Oh, I use, I basically use a debit card.
17:22 - Okay, next topic.
17:24 Nudists are calling for a clothing ban on their beaches.
17:29 In Spain, the nudists,
17:31 it's like a war between the nakeds and the clothes
17:34 and the nakeds are like, well, you're on a nude beach.
17:36 You're making us feel uncomfortable by wearing clothes.
17:39 And I side with them.
17:40 Like clothes, people can go to any other beach.
17:43 The nudists have their one beach
17:45 where they want to be naked.
17:46 - Do they know, is there a sign?
17:48 - It's yeah, it's a nude beach.
17:49 - They are asking the government for better signage.
17:52 - I feel like some people don't know where nude,
17:55 like obviously when you get on it, you'll realize it.
17:56 - Yeah, when you see like pussy,
17:58 like you're like, I'm on a nude beach.
17:59 - I think that everyone should be clothed.
18:01 - Then don't go to the nude beach, dude.
18:03 - I don't think they should.
18:03 No, I think everyone should be clothed.
18:05 No one needs to see everyone.
18:07 We should be clothed.
18:08 - But this is their one place.
18:09 - This is their beach.
18:10 This is their safe place.
18:11 - They should wear clothes.
18:13 - No, you're trying to be a contrarian.
18:15 I'm not going to allow it.
18:16 At a nude beach, you don't wear clothes.
18:18 That's what a nude beach is.
18:19 - There's no debate on this run down.
18:21 (laughing)
18:22 - You can only have my opinion.
18:24 - Now you guys understand.
18:26 - That's what Tommy's poster was about yesterday.
18:28 - Yeah, that's my point.
18:29 - We'll get to the election.
18:30 I'm still not sure who I'm voting for.
18:33 - So yeah, obviously if you're on a nude beach,
18:35 you should be nude.
18:36 It's just, it's the law of the land.
18:38 - Yeah.
18:39 - It does seem like if you're like going to a nude beach
18:41 and you're wearing clothes,
18:42 you're just there to be creepy.
18:44 - Yeah.
18:45 - Yeah.
18:46 - So like join.
18:46 - First of all, everyone's there to be creepy.
18:48 'Cause you're nude, you don't have to be nude.
18:50 - In European culture, I think that's somewhat accepted.
18:52 - Yeah, but if you're there in clothes,
18:53 like I'm just here to look.
18:54 - Yeah.
18:55 - I'm here to browse.
18:56 - Yeah.
18:57 - At least if you're there nude,
18:58 it's like, oh, I'm part of the culture.
18:58 - You gotta give something to get something.
19:00 - I'm just following them on Instagram.
19:01 (laughing)
19:04 Paris, speaking of beaches, I love this story.
19:08 Paris Hilton's in Maui, just posting selfies and parties.
19:11 - Oh, I saw that today.
19:12 - The whole city's on fire
19:13 and Paris Hilton can't be bothered.
19:14 - Oh, this is a Bezos operation.
19:16 We all know that.
19:17 - Why, tell me.
19:18 - Fires?
19:19 - Why is he burning down Maui?
19:19 - This is another tweet I saw.
19:21 Jeff Bezos, Oprah Winfrey.
19:23 - You gotta get a bit of prolly.
19:24 - Mark Zuckerberg, all the Hollywood liberal.
19:26 - The Illuminati.
19:27 - They all have mansions on this island
19:30 and they want the price of real estate to go down.
19:32 - Really?
19:33 - And all these fires go off
19:34 and their house is totally unaffected.
19:36 The poor local's dead.
19:38 - I love a conspiracy theory.
19:40 - Wait, all these Illuminati's have a house in Maui?
19:42 - They all have houses right here.
19:43 - And they burnt down the poor people section?
19:45 - Yes.
19:47 - I love, I don't love that they did that.
19:47 - Why do they wanna drive down their own property?
19:49 - I like that theory.
19:50 - I will buy more.
19:53 Like, whatever.
19:54 - Oh, 'cause they're gonna buy the bubble.
19:55 - Yeah, they're gonna buy, like someone else.
19:56 - 'Cause they'll be so poor.
19:57 - They wanted to buy a house there.
19:58 - They wanted to build it back up.
19:58 - They wanted to be liberal Hollywood elite palooza.
20:03 - And everyone vacations in,
20:04 what, so many Airbnbs they're gonna have?
20:06 - Oh, forget about it.
20:07 - You know how like OJ Simpson was like a beloved person,
20:10 like nobody ever saw it coming
20:12 that he could like do allegedly something like murder?
20:15 - Yeah.
20:16 - I think that about Oprah a lot.
20:17 - Oh.
20:19 - Like I think--
20:20 - Like you can't see, like you think she could do?
20:21 - I could see Oprah being like the next up.
20:25 - No, but not like a,
20:26 she wouldn't like murder someone herself.
20:28 - She would pay, yeah.
20:30 - It was like Ellen I could see that.
20:33 - I stand with Ellen against all of that.
20:35 Like she's worth so much money.
20:37 - Okay, I guess we do too.
20:39 (laughing)
20:39 - Yes, sir.
20:40 - I'm saying, she shouldn't be looking interns in the eyes.
20:42 Like you're like an 18 year old intern.
20:44 Stop trying to talk to Ellen.
20:46 - I never read up too much on that story.
20:48 - I just knew that, I heard she, I read a tweet too.
20:50 - Yeah, it was like she's mean and now--
20:51 - Oh, wah, Ellen was mean to me, wah.
20:54 God, not Milton Tuff.
20:56 Furries did something.
20:58 Roll the video.
21:01 - Night time, you fucking twerp.
21:03 (yelling)
21:05 - Chill out, chill out, chill out.
21:10 (yelling)
21:12 - Oh my God, oh my God.
21:19 (screaming)
21:22 This is what furries do to you, man.
21:24 This is what furries do to you.
21:26 (yelling)
21:28 - Do not touch them.
21:36 (yelling)
21:38 (yelling)
21:40 (laughing)
22:05 - This is like when--
22:07 - This is awesome.
22:08 - It's like when Halloween, when like a couple's fighting
22:12 in fucking costumes and it's just a funny,
22:15 it could be the most serious conversation.
22:17 You're wearing that, it's funny.
22:19 What is this person doing?
22:20 He's just a--
22:21 - There's, I--
22:23 - Furries are freaks.
22:25 - Yeah.
22:26 Yeah, there's no context, there's just a furry on a beach.
22:28 - Oh, he smoked him in the head
22:30 with the fucking air horn though.
22:32 - Yeah, it's awesome.
22:33 - A furry beach has to be like the polar opposite
22:35 of a nude beach.
22:36 They couldn't be more covered up.
22:38 - Yeah.
22:39 - Furries are, they have hard drives on their computers
22:41 that--
22:42 - Meek Phil is probably a furry.
22:44 - Look, this guy's doing a bit,
22:45 he's doing the whole camera in his face thing.
22:47 - They're both suck.
22:50 - That's probably it.
22:51 - They both suck.
22:52 - Yeah, this whole scene sucks, but the furry's hilarious.
22:55 - One just like, what are you, it's really hot out too, so.
22:58 - Why is slamming Meek Phil in the after show?
23:01 I will not slam Meek Phil.
23:03 (laughing)
23:05 - Give me.
23:06 (laughing)
23:07 - That's a guy screaming from hitting the head,
23:09 look at him.
23:09 (laughing)
23:11 That was like fucking Hubs this morning,
23:13 Tommy's telling a story,
23:14 he let out the loudest yawn he'd ever heard.
23:18 - Zach was doing a take for Viva La Stool
23:20 and Hubs just.
23:21 (yelling)
23:23 - It was crazy.
23:24 - You can still hear it in the video, like in the background.
23:26 It was great.
23:27 - It was loud.
23:28 - It was the most stunning thing I've ever done.
23:29 - It was very out of place.
23:31 - Tommy, you made it into the top six.
23:34 How you feeling?
23:35 - I made it into the top two, to be clear.
23:38 Pretty good.
23:39 I did lose my VP, Frank the Tank,
23:41 because I was set up by Quigs with some,
23:44 what an obnoxious yawn.
23:45 (laughing)
23:47 - That was insane.
23:51 - I forgot where I was for a second, sorry.
23:54 - So he'll be executed by the cum dictator of this country,
23:58 which I think I will.
23:59 - Yeah.
24:00 - Okay, so we were doing like a fake election.
24:04 You guys were both running.
24:05 - I told Nate so many times,
24:06 he's gotta say everything's lame.
24:08 We're trying things out.
24:09 - No, no.
24:09 - Be positive.
24:10 - All I said, this was a little mean.
24:12 I was a little grump this morning, called John Rich a cunt.
24:15 But Marty was like,
24:16 "I'm gonna buy the whole office taco bell."
24:17 I was like, "You're not gonna win, just save your money."
24:19 - I mean, I see.
24:19 - I'm going, and anyone--
24:20 - You didn't tell him that.
24:21 - It's like the free taco.
24:22 - Oh, I feel bad.
24:23 No, I was saying like, as like a friend.
24:25 - I'm not gonna buy like hundreds of dollars of it.
24:28 I'm gonna, I'm literally gonna trap people.
24:31 - Are there swing votes that you need to get?
24:32 - Yeah, there's some that I found--
24:34 - You need like the ginger vote?
24:35 - I found that we only have two of those.
24:37 - Francis and Grace.
24:39 - Three.
24:40 - Who's the other one?
24:40 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:42 - But yeah, no, I have an idea.
24:45 - Okay, Tommy, you were just doing the slander hour.
24:47 You say crooked kegs.
24:49 - Corporate Kelly kegs.
24:50 Well, if you saw her platform earlier.
24:51 - Igs.
24:52 - Very, very--
24:53 - Igs.
24:54 - Well, because she--
24:56 - She wants to get rid of the--
24:57 - Well, she's blackballed from radio
24:58 because you gatekeeper from radio
25:00 'cause she's running against you.
25:01 So we have to bring her on the radio.
25:01 - I do that.
25:02 - Yeah.
25:03 - All right, yeah.
25:04 I didn't know I was doing it.
25:05 - Yeah.
25:06 - I like that.
25:07 - Of course, it's a good initiative.
25:08 We heard.
25:09 - Everybody else was on the rundown
25:11 or on radio yesterday.
25:13 - That's true.
25:14 - Igs was sitting at her desk waiting.
25:14 - I wasn't even asked.
25:15 I wasn't even asked.
25:16 - Yeah.
25:17 - So you guys are, all three of you
25:19 and then Rico and--
25:21 - Meek the Freak.
25:22 - And Meek Phil.
25:23 - Frank is, but Frank's not here.
25:24 So I don't know if he's--
25:25 - I don't know if he's gonna be here the rest of the week.
25:26 - Frank is so good though.
25:28 Is he pigeon or is he?
25:30 - I don't know.
25:31 - I have no idea what he is.
25:32 - So Kelly, he's calling you Corporate Kelly Keegs.
25:34 He's calling you a crazy woman.
25:36 - Yes.
25:36 - And he's saying law and order.
25:38 I guess we're gonna have a debate eventually.
25:41 How do you feel about him calling you
25:42 crazy Corporate Keegs?
25:43 - I understand that sometimes people are afraid of change.
25:46 They're afraid to really feel who they are.
25:49 And I'm here to let everybody know
25:50 that they can just feel however they wanna feel.
25:51 They don't have to worry about--
25:53 - I mean, look at this.
25:54 What are your top feeling confident trying new things?
25:56 - Well, I'll explain each one.
25:58 - Here, I will say this.
25:59 - You're having like a Bud Light executive.
26:00 - I will say this.
26:00 I will say this.
26:01 I did not know when we were sent this prompt last night,
26:04 I did not know they'd be printed out
26:05 and given to everybody without explanation.
26:06 So I will say that.
26:07 - You didn't think these might be public?
26:08 - No, no, I thought they'd be public,
26:09 but I thought they would come up
26:10 where you're like talking and explaining what they all mean.
26:12 So I mean, I could explain every single one.
26:14 Feeling confident.
26:15 I said, I feel like a lot of people come in here
26:16 and they maybe are not looking their best.
26:17 Maybe they don't feel their best.
26:19 And I think that everybody needs to just
26:21 have a little more confidence in themselves,
26:22 feel good about what they're putting out
26:24 and how they present themselves to the world.
26:25 - I was casted as ugly person number three.
26:28 - Yeah, that's sad.
26:29 That's sad.
26:30 But you know, we do need ugly people too, to be fair.
26:31 - I pulled it off.
26:33 - I forgot what my other ones were.
26:33 - Why do you want to get rid of my daughter?
26:36 - Oh, I don't think I specifically said get rid of jail.
26:38 I think you said you wanted to put everyone in jail.
26:41 - I was hearing you want to get rid of jail.
26:43 - I don't think I ever said that.
26:44 - Burn down police stations?
26:45 - Well, explain jail.
26:47 You mean real jail or jail here?
26:48 - Real jail.
26:49 You want to get rid of real jail.
26:50 And I would like a jail here for my enemies.
26:52 - I think that that's totally fine.
26:53 I love a jail for enemies.
26:54 I'm not against that at all.
26:56 - You'd be in the jail, maybe.
26:58 - If I would be in the jail, I mean, well, did I deserve it?
27:01 - Yeah.
27:02 - Well, you went against me.
27:03 - You went against me.
27:04 - Went against you.
27:05 Okay, well, we can open that discussion further
27:07 if you feel necessary.
27:08 - I've been very clear.
27:09 Like Kelly, me, Special Marty, who I love.
27:10 I love Special Marty.
27:11 - Special Marty.
27:12 (laughing)
27:13 - What the fuck was that?
27:14 - I love Special Marty.
27:15 - Look at Special Marty's fucking.
27:17 - I'm rooting for him.
27:18 - Mine is fantastic.
27:20 - They're all promising how they're going to help the office.
27:22 - I'm making a, I'm in this to help myself.
27:24 - I want to say also too,
27:25 that Tommy's giving me a lot of shit.
27:26 On Marty's note, he also said that he wants to try
27:28 new things without thinking that they're lame.
27:29 - Marty's note was too long, I didn't read it.
27:31 - My note was.
27:32 - Wait, your paragraph was lame.
27:32 - We both, Marty and I are aligned on that point.
27:35 We just want to try new things without feeling lame.
27:36 'Cause I think it's fun and we're all cool.
27:37 - Kelly wants to hire more HR department.
27:39 That's what I heard Kelly wants to do.
27:41 - Beavis Stuhl tweeted it, I think.
27:43 Yeah, no, my paragraph was very informative.
27:47 - As was mine.
27:48 And that's why I said, I thought we were going to have
27:49 a chance to explain what we wrote.
27:51 - Just one last thing.
27:52 When you're elected president, whoever's elected,
27:54 what does that actually mean?
27:56 - I think that very much depends on who it ends up being.
27:59 - Okay.
28:00 - You know.
28:00 - My vote's still up in the air.
28:02 - It's.
28:03 - Good to know.
28:04 - It's between, no offense Special Marty,
28:05 it's between Tommy and Keegs.
28:06 - Well, no, it's not.
28:07 - That's nice.
28:08 - It's not though.
28:09 - Thank you for your consideration.
28:10 - I'm completely.
28:11 - I have to sway you completely.
28:11 - Everyone's putting me out, but like, I got,
28:14 I got some things up.
28:15 - I would like the three of us to be the final three.
28:17 - You're like the third party candidate who I'm like,
28:19 that guy probably has good ideas, but.
28:21 - I just, I literally figured out traffic
28:22 and there's more and other things in my.
28:24 - Like keep driving?
28:25 - No, track the trails.
28:27 - And you can be.
28:27 - Wow, Marty, you really wrote a lot.
28:28 I would love to, I would love to dive in.
28:30 - Am I a thing?
28:31 - I can't read that from here,
28:32 but I would love to see what that means.
28:33 - It's a lot of words.
28:34 - Yeah, it's a lot of words.
28:35 It's more than I wrote for sure.
28:36 - I look forward to seeing Tommy on radio
28:38 and Keegs at your desk.
28:39 - Yeah, maybe, maybe Tommy will have us on today.
28:42 - No, no chance.
28:43 - Yeah, we'll think about it.
28:44 - Fine, sure.
28:45 - That might be the rundown.
28:46 Is there something else, John Rich?
28:48 That's the rundown.
28:49 - Thanks for letting me chat, guys.
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