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00:00 And then there's Barbie, which stinks so much.
00:03 That movie's stunk.
00:04 - I wanna talk to you about Barbie.
00:06 - Okay.
00:06 - Are you gonna talk to me?
00:07 - Yeah. - Yeah.
00:08 - Okay. - But that's okay.
00:09 - This isn't about you, number one.
00:11 - Ben or Gatsby!
00:12 - Have you guys not thought of that?
00:13 Like, like, like-- - I've heard that.
00:14 - We have, but you haven't!
00:16 - I really, I mean-- - I think I,
00:16 I think I said everything I needed to say.
00:18 - That's facts.
00:19 - I don't know why, whether you're a guy,
00:21 or you can't go in there and just enjoy that shit.
00:23 - Oh, that movie was not good.
00:24 - Oh my God.
00:25 - You out on me now?
00:28 - A little.
00:29 - Even though our friends are out here
00:31 just missing the female experience,
00:32 unfortunately, I'm gonna have to beat their faces in.
00:36 - But then to act like you are above me,
00:38 and I'm not getting it, and I'm not smart.
00:39 - I'm not above you!
00:40 This is your show, I'm on your show.
00:41 - You literally just said, "I can't help you."
00:43 - Yeah, I can't. - Like, you're beyond.
00:44 I get it.
00:46 - Okay.
00:47 I get, I believe that you get it, I do.
00:49 - I don't think you do.
00:50 - If you think it's bad, whatever, and you're a man,
00:52 shut the fuck up about it not being good.
00:54 - You guys can't allow this to happen?
00:55 - I'm embarrassed to respond. - I'm gonna respond.
00:57 I am.
00:58 - Okay.
00:58 - I have no interest in seeing Barbie at all.
01:02 (static)
01:04 (upbeat music)
01:06 (upbeat music)
01:09 (upbeat music)
01:37 - Barbie, thoughts, initial thoughts, where we're at now.
01:40 - First of all, the movie was transcendent,
01:42 it was amazing, it was incredible.
01:44 I cried multiple times, it was excellent.
01:46 Really, I didn't think anybody would have
01:47 much of an opinion on it, other than it was excellent,
01:49 and fun, and cool, and it turns out that two people
01:52 who are beloved, near and dear to my heart,
01:54 people I thought were friends, are out here
01:56 dismissing the female experience.
01:57 So unfortunately, I'm gonna have to
01:59 beat their faces in, I think.
02:01 That's really just what it comes down to.
02:03 - And then there's Barbie, which stinks so much.
02:07 That movie's stunk.
02:08 And it's not 'cause I didn't get it,
02:10 it's not because I'm a man who's threatened.
02:12 I get it, I'm not threatened.
02:14 It wasn't like this feminist thing,
02:16 it was just like, okay, yeah, it sucks to be a girl,
02:18 'cause you have to have, blow up to a bunch
02:19 of different standards in society,
02:21 but it's just like goofy people pretending to be dolls
02:26 in a very corny and cliche, on purpose, way.
02:30 - I'm sad, it's a sad day when I have to
02:32 bitch out my friends, but today's the day.
02:34 Kirk Chuck inserts himself only when it is something
02:37 that has to do with shitting on women,
02:38 which is why I say he's a chauvinist.
02:40 We don't hear from him ever, okay?
02:41 I never hear from him.
02:43 We're not in the same circles,
02:44 we don't involve each other in anything, whatever.
02:45 I'm talking about how the Barbie movie is good
02:47 and everybody needs to shut the fuck up
02:48 about it not being good, if you think it's bad,
02:50 whatever, and you're a man.
02:51 And he's over here being like,
02:52 "Well, you're talking shit about Tom Cruise."
02:54 Tom Cruise sucks, I'll say it, Tom Cruise sucks!
02:56 I don't care how much money his movies make.
02:58 I don't care if you're going to the movies
02:59 'cause he told you to, he sucks!
03:01 If you don't know the difference between me
03:02 talking shit about Tom Cruise,
03:04 noted scumbag Scientologist,
03:06 and the fact that the Barbie movie is good for women,
03:08 then I don't know what the fuck to say to you, okay?
03:10 You're a moron.
03:11 And they asked me to come on the show
03:12 and I didn't see the invite until it was over
03:14 and I said, "I'll come on tomorrow."
03:15 They said, "Well, we don't record for a couple days."
03:16 So now I gotta stew in this bullshit
03:18 until I can go on and say my piece
03:19 because I'm not afraid to talk to him,
03:21 I just didn't see his begging me to come on the show
03:23 and talk to him about it because God forbid,
03:25 he loses a little bit of credibility on the internet.
03:27 So, relax.
03:28 - I thought it was a really fun movie, had a great time.
03:30 I also basically mentally fast forwarded
03:32 any scene that had a woman
03:34 and just enjoyed every scene that had Ryan Gosling,
03:36 Simu Liu, all the other dudes.
03:37 So I had an awesome time.
03:38 Anyone else that watched it the wrong way,
03:40 sucks to be you, I had an awesome, awesome time with Barbie.
03:42 - Probably not gonna see Barbie.
03:44 I have no interest in seeing Barbie at all.
03:47 - Famously, I said that I wanted to do a segment
03:50 on "Call Her Daddy."
03:51 I have questions for you guys.
03:53 What are you guys doing to increase
03:55 like the embodiment of women or empowering women?
03:58 - Well, I'm off to a rough start
04:00 with an anti-Barbie spiel.
04:03 - That movie was not good.
04:04 - Oh my God.
04:05 - No, Gia, I'm very much pro-woman.
04:09 I just think it sucked.
04:10 - You didn't think it was corny?
04:11 - No.
04:12 - Okay.
04:13 - Don't get me started, Rico.
04:15 It's dividing this country like the election.
04:18 - I do think it's pretty hard to be a woman.
04:20 Not that I would know.
04:20 - Yeah, I definitely think it's a lot harder than being a man.
04:23 - I'm not saying anything controversial.
04:25 Gia is ready to throw a fit.
04:27 - No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
04:28 I just thought that was funny.
04:29 - I don't think you guys have it easy.
04:30 - What do we think that went?
04:32 - I thought that went well.
04:33 You know, a little tough to start us and come in,
04:35 like drop everything to come in.
04:36 Zoom, they moved my time.
04:38 Didn't let me get them pastries,
04:40 but you know, that's how they treat their guests.
04:42 - Hey, hey, hey, hey.
04:43 - It's all right.
04:44 - I haven't been in any communication.
04:44 - I still say it was A, I still say it was A.
04:46 I would like to come back on, maybe a recurring segment.
04:48 - Life advice for Rico, just come packing.
04:50 - Three headed monster for the New York office.
04:52 They don't see it coming, we just take over.
04:53 - Dude, three of us, that's the big one.
04:55 - I've been watching Suits, like the last,
04:57 they keep changing the last name on the door.
04:59 You know, we just go Chicken Fry, O'Malley, Bosco.
05:03 - Yeah. - Law firm.
05:04 - I mean, that's how it goes.
05:05 Big Cat really wanted me to ask you about your contract,
05:07 but I forgot.
05:08 - That, yeah.
05:09 (laughing)
05:11 - What, I just watched Pickle.
05:12 It's like beating a dead horse.
05:13 You're out on me now?
05:15 - A little.
05:15 - How so?
05:16 - Nah, I just don't, I don't know.
05:19 Speaks volumes.
05:21 - I am woman. - The message.
05:23 - Well, I don't care about, I--
05:24 - The message was great.
05:25 - I appreciate a woman's opinion on a Barbie movie,
05:27 but I don't like when men say that they don't like it.
05:30 - It's a piece of art.
05:31 It's not, I didn't have a problem with the message.
05:34 I'm not saying that.
05:35 It's just the way the, it's like,
05:37 I just didn't like the art and like the way the movie,
05:40 like it wasn't an entertaining movie.
05:43 It's a great message, I'm not knocking that.
05:45 - I guess.
05:46 - Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
05:48 - Totally, but I mean, isn't like the whole point
05:49 of this kind of stuff to debate opinions?
05:52 - Yeah, I'm not knocking it.
05:54 - Yeah.
05:54 - I think the message was great,
05:56 but watch like the piece of art I thought was bad.
05:59 Like it was just corny.
06:00 They're in a boat and they're going like this.
06:01 Like I don't know how to--
06:02 - Yeah, but the whole, that's the whole, it's--
06:05 - So then, but it's like what you listen to.
06:08 Like that type of art, I don't, I didn't like.
06:10 That's where it's coming from.
06:11 Truthfully not--
06:12 - Yeah, but I think going into a movie
06:15 knowing that it's trying to be corny--
06:17 - I didn't, I go in, I don't really,
06:19 I didn't know what its angle was gonna be.
06:21 I knew a little bit of they're gonna overlap
06:22 the real world with that.
06:25 And I kind of thought it would be like the Brady Bunch
06:28 movie a little bit.
06:29 You get what I'm saying?
06:30 Where they put them in an L,
06:31 where they have no idea about the real world.
06:33 - Yeah, that's what it is.
06:34 They don't know about the real world.
06:36 The point of the movie is that they think
06:37 that the real world is like perfect because of--
06:40 - This.
06:41 - Yeah.
06:41 - Jackie went out when we were talking Barbie
06:43 and got Carol, I think,
06:46 I don't know how it happened to be honest.
06:47 - I walked out and some of the girls were fuming.
06:53 And I said, this feels like this could serve some shit.
06:56 And it did.
06:57 And I feel powerful.
06:58 I feel like I set the whole office ablaze.
07:00 (laughing)
07:02 And I think I'm gonna start doing that more often.
07:04 - The fucking--
07:05 - We wanna talk to you about Barbie.
07:06 - Okay.
07:07 - Okay.
07:08 I'm sure--
07:10 - Are you guys recording?
07:11 - Yeah.
07:11 - Yeah, but that's okay.
07:13 - Wait, so you guys didn't like the Barbie movie.
07:15 I'll listen, I'll listen, I'll hear you out.
07:16 - Here's the deal.
07:17 - I'm just holding--
07:18 - Well, first of all, it's not feminist enough.
07:18 That's the main issue.
07:19 - It's not anti-man enough.
07:21 It is, I'm being genuine.
07:23 I thought it was very broad strokes.
07:25 - But feminism isn't anti-man.
07:27 - I agree.
07:28 - What part did you think was profound?
07:30 - That we never heard before.
07:31 - America Ferrera's monologue?
07:32 - That was the worst part!
07:34 - We just got finished talking about how--
07:34 - That was the worst part?
07:36 - Have you guys not thought of that?
07:37 - I heard that--
07:38 - We have, but you haven't.
07:39 That is it.
07:40 We've never seen someone able to say that
07:42 because here's the deal.
07:43 - Do you not listen to Token CEO?
07:45 - I didn't say I hated it.
07:46 I just said I didn't really like it.
07:48 It wasn't great.
07:49 - You saw Oppenheimer first.
07:49 - I tried to see Barbie.
07:50 I'm going to go see Barbie first.
07:51 I was thinking that.
07:52 - Well that way you finish with a good movie.
07:55 - Okay, it's more than a movie.
07:57 - But that's--
07:58 - More than a movie!
07:59 - Well we're talking about the movie.
08:00 But I think that what you want then
08:02 is niche indie movies that you guys will go see and like.
08:05 But if everybody watches them,
08:06 they're gonna have dissenting opinions.
08:08 - No, but that's my point.
08:09 It can't be a niche indie movie
08:10 'cause there has to be representation.
08:12 - Right, but then there's gonna also be discourse about it.
08:14 - And there's gonna be responses!
08:15 - About the script and about the--
08:16 - And there's gonna be responses to the discourse.
08:17 - Totally fine.
08:18 - And there's gonna be responses to the discourse.
08:19 - Totally, but then to act like you are above me
08:22 and I'm not getting it and I'm not smart.
08:24 - I'm not above you!
08:25 This is your show, I'm on your show.
08:26 - You literally just said, "I can't help you."
08:27 - Yeah, I can't.
08:28 - Like you're beyond, like that is a condescending tone.
08:30 - No, I don't think I'm beyond you.
08:31 I don't think I'm beyond you.
08:32 - That you're assuming that I don't get
08:33 what you're talking about, and I do get it.
08:35 - Okay.
08:36 I believe that you get it, I do.
08:38 - I don't think you do.
08:39 - Yeah, I don't know if I do.
08:40 - I think 30 seconds ago it just showed you didn't.
08:41 - Yeah, I don't know if I do.
08:42 - But that's okay too.
08:43 - But like, yeah.
08:45 - I hate doing content like that.
08:46 I despise doing content like that.
08:48 I don't like, I know people like watching it
08:51 and listening to it, or I think, I don't know.
08:54 I hate that so much, and it sucked.
08:59 It sucked just like the movie.
09:01 (laughing)
09:03 That was about as fun as Barbie was.
09:05 No, yeah, I think some things got misconstrued,
09:11 but yeah, I didn't really like the movie Barbie.
09:14 - Is this a Barbie post meeting or something?
09:19 Are you kidding me?
09:20 - I'm telling you right now.
09:21 - What?
09:21 - The women are galvanized, and it's a problem
09:23 for everybody else that's in here.
09:25 I'm just saying that we're all, yeah, we're going off.
09:27 We're talking about it, and that's it.
09:30 - Intense, geez.
09:31 - We're angry.
09:33 - At me?
09:33 - Keep walking, keep walking.
09:34 (laughing)
09:35 - Come on, tell me how you really feel.
09:38 - I really, I mean--
09:39 - I think I said everything I needed to.
09:40 - That's facts.
09:41 It's a whole thing, Colton.
09:44 I know that we're joking around.
09:46 It is a joke, we're all joking.
09:47 Yes, it's a movie, whatever,
09:48 but it's also become a little bit more than that,
09:51 and I am not loving the tone and response.
09:53 - I'm embarrassed to work here.
09:55 (laughing)
09:57 I am.
09:57 - It's bad, it's bad.
10:00 - This is tough.
10:01 - Like I said--
10:02 - I've never seen Caroline look--
10:02 - Yeah, I was gonna be a woman, but--
10:03 - You gotta have, you have to--
10:04 - Listen, I'm just trying to be Kenan.
10:05 - Call your friends out.
10:06 Sometimes you have to call your friends out
10:07 when everybody's talking shit behind your back.
10:08 - Whatever.
10:09 - You just have to call your friends out,
10:10 and I'm gonna call my friends out soon.
10:11 And I'm just still waiting now, what?
10:12 It's been almost, been over an hour, but okay, fine.
10:16 I'll wait forever, 'cause they need to know.
10:17 - No, we do--
10:18 - Everyone's talking shit behind their back.
10:19 Like, everyone's talking shit behind your back,
10:20 and you gotta know.
10:21 Sorry.
10:22 - Big Cat gone, officially, this week.
10:23 - Yeah.
10:24 - I wanted to ask you and Kevin, what are your thoughts?
10:27 You guys, you feel like you're the big dog here now?
10:30 - No, no, dude.
10:31 I just got told the entire office hates me.
10:33 So, no, I don't feel like the big dog.
10:35 (laughing)
10:37 I wish there was fucking someone else here.
10:39 Anyone else here.
10:41 (laughing)
10:42 - First day without Big Cat here?
10:44 - Yeah, it's a changing of the guard.
10:45 Big Cat put us on Instagram that when he moved to Chicago,
10:49 he had, what, no kids, and there was 10 employees at Barstool
10:52 and now he has three kids and there's over 400.
10:55 So, we gotta carry the torch for a couple weeks
10:57 before we get out there, but it's definitely
10:58 a crazy thing to say.
10:59 Like, Big Cat doesn't live in New York anymore.
11:02 - So, what's the game plan for the Yacht moving forward?
11:04 - Fuck if I know, man.
11:06 Random, I think we're gonna have Meek Phil
11:08 host the Yacht a couple times.
11:10 Just to see what happens.
11:11 The Anus Boys and the Son of a Boy Dad boys
11:13 are gonna carry us to the finish line.
11:16 Stay tuned.
11:17 Sound off in the comments.
11:18 - It's fine without him.
11:19 It's always nice to have him in the show,
11:21 but I feel like we built up enough of an engine
11:24 where someone can fill in when needed.
11:26 - Did you join the show?
11:28 - I did.
11:28 ♪ Jev D ♪
11:31 ♪ Host of Dozen Trivia Nightly ♪
11:35 ♪ Oh where, oh where can my Katie be ♪
11:40 ♪ The beef took her away from me ♪
11:44 ♪ Look what you've done ♪
11:47 ♪ You've made more work for everyone ♪
11:52 - How did it go?
11:55 - It got rebuked.
11:56 - Why?
11:57 - He was not a fan of it.
11:58 In fairness, I picked a long song.
11:59 - He knew the song.
12:00 People were complaining it wasn't a popular song.
12:02 He knew the song.
12:02 I think it's a popular enough song, but it's fair.
12:04 I mean, minor setback for a major comeback.
12:07 - I mean, he didn't even say goodbye.
12:08 I mean, I get it was too hard, probably.
12:09 It's probably too hard.
12:10 I mean, obviously he was one of the biggest figures
12:13 at this company, and he left.
12:16 So now somebody needs to step up at this office.
12:19 I think it's a pretty natural choice of who it's gonna be.
12:22 This tan motherfucker.
12:24 This bronze guy motherfucker.
12:26 This golden brown head ass motherfucker.
12:29 - All right.
12:32 - I'm gonna bulk today.
12:33 Coach come back to me, said with me,
12:35 I'll go up to weight class.
12:36 So he's got me drinking protein shakes all morning.
12:39 This is real semen in here.
12:40 He's a hack, and he gave up on this place.
12:43 Now he's moving along.
12:44 Everyone wipe his tears from over in Chicago.
12:46 Oh wow, I don't like New York.
12:48 Well, they say, I'm his eldest sister.
12:50 So he looks like, actually she looks like me.
12:52 Then I showed her the ropes.
12:54 Showed her how to pull her panties up
12:56 and put a red lipstick on and get on with your day.
12:59 - This is the office now?
13:00 - Welcome to my new crib, bro.
13:01 We got squat rack, we got weights.
13:04 I mean like, part of my take left New York.
13:06 So like, it's mine now, right?
13:08 Do a little remodeling.
13:10 Thinking about hanging this up,
13:12 just to remember some of the people who left.
13:13 Totally not lonely right now.
13:15 I'm just trying to make the place like a house of home.
13:17 You know what I'm saying?
13:19 Look, I got a picture of Hank.
13:20 Just like to remember him being here.
13:23 But it's cool, like just doing what I can to, you know.
13:27 They went to Chicago and I got left
13:29 with this whole big studio.
13:31 So.
13:32 - So until I leave, I'm pretty much taking
13:36 that leadership role that Big Cat left behind.
13:38 Doing a good job, like I've got Glenny in the office.
13:41 Glenny, have I been a good leader since Big Cat left?
13:44 Have I been a good leader since Big Cat left?
13:46 - This is my first time being here since Big Cat left,
13:48 but I've been having a good time.
13:49 - There we go.
13:50 I leave at the end of next month.
13:52 I think this will quickly, quickly, quickly
13:54 become Frank's office.
13:55 I mean, it already is, but like, everything will be his.
13:57 Everything the light touches.
13:58 - Big Cat even didn't tell Frank what to do.
14:01 Frank does what Frank does.
14:02 So even as the now boss, Frank's just,
14:04 he does what he wants.
14:05 I don't get in the way of the tag.
14:07 - You the man taking over?
14:08 Are you in charge of New York now?
14:10 - Look at me.
14:12 I am the captain now.
14:13 - Oh man.
14:14 - What's the first order of business?
14:16 - We gotta take down this damn fucking scaffolding.
14:23 Get some fucking views here.
14:25 (upbeat music)
14:27 (crowd cheering)
14:30 ♪ Everything I do is like a boss ♪
14:37 ♪ Whatever you need, you know I got ♪
14:40 ♪ Always double up and never take a loss ♪
14:43 ♪ Get your hustle on, it's all about the process ♪
14:46 ♪ Everything I do is like a boss ♪
14:49 ♪ Whatever you need, you know I got ♪
14:51 - I think we're all, as a group, need to realize that
14:55 I think Frank might be the most famous person
14:57 at this company.
14:58 - Dave, Dan, and then Frank, right?
15:00 - He's giving a run for his money, the big cat.
15:03 He's giving a run for his money.
15:05 He is.
15:06 - Yeah, I would say Dan and then Caleb as well.
15:08 - Zyke is addicted, addicted to doing the tip of the cat.
15:11 He fucking loves doing it.
15:14 - Man is a character.
15:16 - Thanks, Will, we're just living in it.
15:17 - Yes.
15:18 - Want to ask you about your big escort last night.
15:21 - That was crazy.
15:23 Basically, the Yankees did not want me
15:25 climbing up the aisles and not want people coming up to me.
15:27 So they basically put me behind a wall
15:30 and they kept people away from me.
15:32 - He's a king.
15:33 Good for us, showing him a good time.
15:34 I'm sure they don't do that at Citi Field
15:36 'cause there's scumbags over there,
15:37 but we know how to treat someone really well.
15:39 - You think he's the most famous person
15:41 who was in Yankee Stadium last night?
15:42 - Yeah, I'd say 100%.
15:44 - I bet people 25 and younger wouldn't know a tank
15:46 who wore like, my face.
15:48 - 25, 100%?
15:50 - There are 100% people who are 25 and younger
15:52 who have never heard of or seen Jerry Seinfeld.
15:54 - That's very sad, but it's true.
15:56 - And most of them just heard the name Seinfeld
15:58 at the show, not even knowing it's like a guy.
15:59 - Right.
16:00 - It's a real person.
16:01 - There's a lot of 25 and under adults
16:03 who don't know Frank.
16:04 We're in a bit of a bubble here, aren't we?
16:06 - We're talking about Frank.
16:07 - We're talking about Frank, yeah.
16:08 - He gets a way bigger reaction than Seinfeld or anybody.
16:11 But if we're going like, it's famous.
16:12 - You're saying more people know Frank than Seinfeld.
16:15 - Yeah, and we're talking about the bubble.
16:17 - Guys 25 and under that are at a baseball game.
16:20 - At a baseball game.
16:21 - Like, I think they wouldn't be one kind of know Frank.
16:23 - People will walk by, they'll walk past Jerry Seinfeld
16:26 and think he's a normal person.
16:28 And then they see Tank and they stop on a dime.
16:29 - He's more recognizable.
16:30 - There's a bit of a physical attribute.
16:34 - He's more recognizable.
16:35 - I guess that plays, sticks out a bit more.
16:38 - And the screaming.
16:39 - And the screaming, you gotta consider the screaming.
16:41 - Yes, yes, yes.
16:43 - How much do you watch, how much does a person
16:45 that watches Frank Sinclair on their phone
16:47 every single day?
16:48 When was the last time they saw Jerry Seinfeld's face?
16:50 - People who are on Twitter following us, yeah, you're right.
16:53 People don't watch TV anymore.
16:54 Especially not 22 year olds.
16:56 - Frank 100% gets a way bigger reaction.
16:59 I don't know if I'm gonna go ahead and say
17:00 if Seinfeld was at the game,
17:01 I don't think Frank was the most famous person.
17:03 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
17:04 argument was not, no, Seinfeld is more famous,
17:06 Seinfeld is more famous like nationally,
17:08 but I'm saying like today.
17:10 I said the younger demographic.
17:11 That's why I specifically said 25 under.
17:13 I think they know Frank the Tank
17:15 more than they know Jerry Seinfeld.
17:16 - He's screaming now.
17:17 - Dozen Immaculate Grid dropped.
17:19 How do you think that's going so far?
17:21 - Pretty cool.
17:22 We built it over a month.
17:22 I'm actually tweeting it out right now.
17:24 It needs to go kind of like, not viral,
17:26 but it's gotta kind of hit like big,
17:28 like Immaculate Grid hit like a million people eventually.
17:30 Daily Dozens gotta like eventually hit that,
17:32 but it'll take a few weeks and we're gonna tweak,
17:35 see if we need to make it really hard or a little easier,
17:37 but no, pretty cool.
17:38 We have two massive Dozen things
17:40 that nobody knew we were working on this summer.
17:42 This was one of them, and there's another thing.
17:44 No one has any clue we've done.
17:46 No one has any idea that it happened,
17:47 and when it comes out, you're all gonna be surprised.
17:50 We're not gonna tease it.
17:51 We're not gonna promote it.
17:52 It's just gonna happen.
17:53 - We want Frank to do the Immaculate Grids in office
17:55 because his Twitter trolls are skeptical of his percentages.
17:59 So we're gonna show him how goaded he is in real life.
18:02 - Now I hope there's no expansion teams on that day.
18:04 - Nah, no.
18:05 - If it's expansion teams, I'm not gonna do as well.
18:07 - We need some batting practice right off the gate.
18:09 - My secret to getting those low scores
18:11 is original teams in the '80s.
18:13 And anything from the '80s,
18:14 I could like try to like picture my baseball cards
18:17 flashing in my head.
18:18 - Do you have a photographic memory or is it?
18:19 - It's fading.
18:21 (laughing)
18:22 - I mean, I got it right.
18:23 I got so many right.
18:24 Like all of them right, pretty much.
18:26 - I got three right.
18:28 - That's it?
18:29 - I mean, it's just, this is not a celebrity matchup.
18:32 It's just Luke Wilson.
18:34 - You don't see Steve Carell in there, Frank?
18:36 - No.
18:37 You tell me that's not Luke Wilson at all.
18:38 - That's definitely Luke Wilson.
18:40 - Just Luke Wilson.
18:41 I don't know whose head that is.
18:42 - Look at that beautiful Oscar winning head.
18:44 - I don't know whose head that is.
18:45 Well, this is why I never get the damn matchup right.
18:48 It's just Luke Wilson to me.
18:50 - I can't see anything else but Luke Wilson.
18:52 - I have no idea.
18:53 I mean, I got Luke Wilson.
18:55 - Yeah, I know.
18:56 (laughing)
18:57 - You want a hint?
18:57 I don't want to give you a hint.
18:58 - I need a hint.
18:59 - One of the best things he's known for
19:00 is being in the jungle.
19:01 Hey, did you happen to catch who won the Oscar
19:06 for best actor last year?
19:07 - No, I didn't.
19:08 I was on a trip in the ocean.
19:09 We were whale watching.
19:11 - You know who my favorite baseball pitcher ever is?
19:13 He used to play in the Mexican minor leagues.
19:15 He was discovered, his name is Steve Nebraska.
19:18 (chattering)
19:20 - Of all the movies.
19:24 - Ah, I know it.
19:25 I think.
19:29 - Who did Croy Beerman play for?
19:30 I'm trying to remember.
19:31 - This is a good one.
19:35 I remember this, Hard Knocks.
19:37 He became big because his wife was on.
19:39 - The Falcons were on Hard Knocks?
19:43 - Yeah.
19:44 - I do not remember the Atlanta Falcons on Hard Knocks.
19:48 - Who'd you guess?
19:49 Did you guess Lions?
19:49 - Same.
19:52 - You only got six point right.
19:53 Six right when I, I didn't realize if you give up,
19:56 it gives you a white box.
19:58 I should have just put an answer in there.
19:59 Some of that might have looked better.
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20:07 They got some really cool stuff in here.
20:08 Something that just came out, two team parlays.
20:10 You got things like the Chiefs and the Chargers
20:13 to make the playoffs at plus 160, which is great.
20:15 But I feel like one of those teams
20:16 is gonna win the division.
20:17 Hopefully everyone in the wild card.
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20:51 - Now I can have the toilet tissue when I'm done,
20:55 but the budget cuts are out here.
20:57 I can't afford the Chuply anymore.
20:58 - Do you think Frank had a tough weekend?
21:00 - The premise of this is--
21:01 - Ooh.
21:02 - Well, you know, if she wanted to explore a little warmer
21:05 out, she'd have to take a cat nap.
21:07 She's like a tiger.
21:08 She'll go under an old maple tree.
21:09 She'll burrow.
21:10 - She even knows to make a den.
21:11 - She probably had a big--
21:12 I actually got white cats the other day delivered.
21:14 - Oh, shit, shit.
21:15 - The premise. - A crape case, I believe.
21:16 Ooh, is that booze?
21:18 - Nice pink one, yeah.
21:19 (laughing)
21:20 - Oh, hell yeah, brother.
21:21 Take a snag.
21:23 That's pure booze.
21:24 (laughing)
21:26 - All right.
21:27 - It feels like a rubber band.
21:28 Like if I bend my knee, it feels like a rubber band
21:30 snapping from here to here.
21:31 - Okay, now that's a meniscus.
21:32 - Is that what that is?
21:33 - Yeah.
21:34 - How do you get it fixed?
21:35 - Surgery.
21:36 - Yeah?
21:36 - And you bleed.
21:37 - Yeah, there's no quick fix for a meniscus.
21:39 - It doesn't hurt.
21:40 It just feels like a string is here.
21:41 - Yeah, you fucking broke your knee.
21:43 - It's surgery.
21:44 - I'll be out of commission for a few months.
21:45 - Yeah, well.
21:46 - I'll have you under.
21:47 - I want to take care of a few other things.
21:48 - I'm getting scar revision.
21:49 - Do you have a C-section?
21:51 - I had a C-section.
21:52 - Oh, okay. - At a young age.
21:53 - Well, you also give birth at a young age.
21:54 - And then I-- - It was his uncle's baby.
21:55 - They were taking my neck off as well.
21:56 I thought we'd be in a head wrap.
21:58 - Hijab?
21:59 - Chewie.
22:00 - Like, hijab?
22:01 - Like, Chewie.
22:02 - Wait, you ever see this thing that they do,
22:03 the Greek ladies do?
22:03 When you want to look young, you do this.
22:05 You hang onto your friend, you pull their neck back.
22:07 - Oh, okay.
22:08 - Does that work?
22:09 Look at it before.
22:10 - All right, let's try this.
22:10 - Weep.
22:11 - All right, fine.
22:12 - What time should we wait for him?
22:13 - I don't know.
22:14 - Maybe it's asleep.
22:15 - All right, drink across the line challenge.
22:17 Here we go in three, two, one, go.
22:19 - Oh my God.
22:20 - That's the strat.
22:22 Donnie, slow it down.
22:23 (Donnie gasps)
22:27 - I tore my labia.
22:28 - Boom.
22:30 - Oh, boom.
22:31 - Oh.
22:33 - I sped up at the end.
22:34 - I covered so much ground.
22:36 - You just pull, you don't roll,
22:38 'cause that makes it shaky.
22:38 - You pull and roll.
22:40 Boom.
22:42 Boom.
22:45 - Did I have to guzzle a bottle of pigment?
22:47 - Right here, but like, yours is stopped.
22:49 And then Pat throws up his hand,
22:51 but like, that was like, you could hear his thud,
22:53 but it's like, you're stopped right here.
22:55 - We need to order a poster of out and about here,
22:58 because they must have mistaken us for fools.
23:00 I'm gonna take this one down,
23:01 since they're not here anymore,
23:02 and I'm probably getting canceled.
23:05 - Should I be engaged?
23:06 - Changing, no, this is too much.
23:08 - Look at this, I did sun in my hair today.
23:10 - That's the fashion, you're supposed to wear
23:11 see-through clothes with no,
23:12 with a stranger's underwear underneath it.
23:14 - Well, I have a stranger's underwear on.
23:16 This, I did sun in my hair, hydrogen peroxide.
23:18 Does it actually look red?
23:19 A little bit, right?
23:20 - Everyone knows you suck dick,
23:22 you don't have to put it all over the internet
23:23 with your hairdo.
23:24 - And I have a tore tendon in my knee.
23:26 - Yeah, I wanna talk about that.
23:27 - How many days till football season starts?
23:29 - No, that's, until August.
23:30 - Let's do a game time prediction right now.
23:33 What two teams are going to the football?
23:35 I'm saying Bills and Patriots.
23:37 - Oh, isn't that impossible?
23:39 - Remember that when I said it.
23:40 Bills and Patriots 2024, or 2023?
23:43 - Five.
23:44 - Four.
23:45 2024, Bills and Patriots,
23:47 either both of them or one of them at least.
23:48 Joey's prediction right now, today is July 24th, 2023.
23:51 - Are you taking over for Big Cat now?
23:57 Is that what's going on?
23:58 - Well, as soon as they can add those zeros
23:59 to my page, I asked him.
24:01 - Big Cat told us he's buying us a boat, by the way.
24:03 He said me and Joey can come to Chicago,
24:06 we have to buy two boats,
24:07 but we have to live on two boats.
24:08 Isn't it crazy that Big Cat gave us his final interview?
24:11 He literally announced his retirement on our show.
24:13 - How cute did David DePorno look this weekend?
24:14 - David DePorno looked cute?
24:15 - He looked so cute.
24:17 We did a Sara Tug with his parents,
24:19 and they were like,
24:20 "We don't know something about him,
24:21 "he's a boyish good looks."
24:23 - It's contract year.
24:24 - I need my knee fixed.
24:28 - His boyish good looks?
24:30 Uncle D, I think he's not boyish,
24:32 I think he's more like Super Bob.
24:33 - Look at that with Scooper.
24:34 Smash?
24:36 - She followed me back.
24:37 - She fact checked that in real time?
24:38 - She did, on X.
24:40 - On Twitter.
24:42 (laughing)
24:42 - It's called X.
24:44 - People kept touching my soda,
24:45 so I had to put them in the cage.
24:47 - I thought somebody was hoarding alcohol in a cage,
24:49 and I was like, that's a little crazy.
24:51 Yeah, the handle, I almost broke it putting it back in
24:53 after I cleaned everything up.
24:55 The little handle just snaps off.
24:57 - Are you able to pick that up, Frank?
25:00 - No.
25:00 - It's only available in Kentucky.
25:02 - No, I got the soda.
25:05 I'm talking about, can you pick up the cage without it?
25:07 - Yeah, you pick it up by the cage itself,
25:09 you don't pick it up by the handle.
25:11 - You idiot.
25:12 - Damn.
25:13 (whooshing)
25:16 (whooshing)
25:18 (whooshing)
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