仙台市青葉区 かのおが便利軒 2025年1月19日 実力派芸人登場！衝撃のフュージョンものまね？
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00:00A few days later...
00:01Yes.
00:02It's here again!
00:03Woah!
00:09Today's Kanoga Prefecture is the second part of the New Year's Eve.
00:13I'm looking forward to the year 2025 in Kanoga Prefecture!
00:18Yeah!
00:20I'm looking forward to the year 2025 in Kanoga Prefecture!
00:30I'm looking forward to the year 2025 in Kanoga Prefecture!
00:40I'm looking forward to the year 2025 in Kanoga Prefecture!
00:50I'm looking forward to the year 2025 in Kanoga Prefecture!
01:00Oh!
01:01Ha ha ha!
01:02Wow!
01:03After the performance, President Ogata gives them a New Year's gift.
01:06The first prize is a pink tie that they always wear.
01:09Here is the half-time show.
01:12The world-renowned super star's bubble illusion.
01:16What is that?
01:17You can tell us.
01:18Wow!
01:19It's a bubble!
01:20It's a super star's bubble illusion.
01:21It's a bubble!
01:22It's a bubble!
01:23It's a bubble!
01:24It's a bubble!
01:25It's a bubble!
01:26It's a bubble!
01:27It's a bubble!
01:28It's a bubble!
01:30Don't make it too short!
01:32Are you having fun?
01:34We're having fun.
01:35President Ogata, what do you think about the bubble?
01:38I am having fun.
01:40It's a half-time show.
01:42You're too loud.
01:43We're only playing two people, and you're saying half-time show?
01:45Okay, okay.
01:46Today, I would like to taste this nostalgic bubble tea.
01:51I will inhale the tea from my nose and exhale the bubble.
01:55How many bubbles will I have?
01:56Oh, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
01:59It doesn't hurt.
02:00How many times do I have to say it?
02:02It doesn't hurt.
02:03Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
02:05But, like Mr. Koikuchi,
02:07Oh, maybe, oh,
02:09Depending on how you do it, it's beautiful.
02:11It's beautiful, it's art.
02:13I see.
02:14It's expensive.
02:15Yes.
02:16Then...
02:17How many?
02:18Even if I say it...
02:19Three.
02:20Ah, three.
02:21That's kind of you, three.
02:23That's twelve.
02:26Twelve.
02:27Twelve.
02:28Okay, let's do this.
02:30How many will come out if I say three?
02:32Ready, go!
02:46Two.
02:48Three.
02:50Four.
02:52Five.
02:53That's dirty.
02:56But it's coming out a lot.
02:58I drank it, I drank it.
03:00I drank it just now.
03:02I still had it.
03:04Six.
03:06That's dirty.
03:08That's dirty.
03:09That's dirty.
03:11One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve!
03:14It's expensive!
03:16It's expensive!
03:17There's no twelve.
03:19That's dirty.
03:20Cheater!
03:22Cheater?
03:23Mr. Cheater?
03:24I don't know.
03:25Cheater?
03:26I don't know what you're saying.
03:28Please forgive me.
03:30That's my line.
03:32Please forgive me.
03:34I'm not telling you to do it.
03:36Thank you very much.
03:38I'm doing it on my own.
03:39Thank you very much.
03:40This time, again, Mr. Satake.
03:42Thank you for asking.
03:44If you want to make Mr. Ogata laugh,
03:47you have to do this.
03:49What are you talking about?
03:51What is he doing?
03:53Thank you very much.
03:55It's exciting.
03:57I don't think so.
03:59Please do it.
04:01But this is...
04:07Really?
04:09This is...
04:11Really?
04:12Of course.
04:13You've done it twice.
04:15Congratulations.
04:17Thank you very much.
04:19Thank you very much.
04:23Entry number 5.
04:25The handsome narcissist, Kano Eiko, has appeared.
04:31He's wearing a lot of things.
04:39I'm full.
04:41What?
04:43I'm not wearing anything.
04:45I'm full.
04:47I'm full.
04:53You're not trying to imitate me, are you?
04:55I'm cute.
04:57I'm serious.
04:59You should do it like Kojiro.
05:01I understand if you say,
05:03but you're not trying to imitate me.
05:05I'm not shaking.
05:07I'm not shaking.
05:11I'm not shaking.
05:15There's no more to say.
05:17It's over when he comes out.
05:19It's over when he comes out.
05:21I'm Kano B-ko.
05:23I'm Kano B-ko.
05:25Stop doing it like Sato B-saku.
05:27Stop doing it like Sato B-saku.
05:29I'm sorry to say this again,
05:31Eiko has not tried to imitate me.
05:33No, I haven't.
05:35I'm Ichiki Pudding from Ogata's army.
05:37I'm Ichiki Pudding from Ogata's army.
05:39I've never seen Kano's imitation.
05:41I've never seen Kano's imitation.
05:43I've only seen it here.
05:45It's real.
05:47It's not real.
05:49Today, there are 6,000,000
05:51Today, there are 6,000,000
05:53Today, there are 6,000,000
05:55There are 6,000,000.
05:57Some of them are fusion.
05:59Some of them are fusion.
06:01Fusion imitation.
06:03Fusion imitation.
06:05Ogata's favorite actor,
06:07Oda Yuji.
06:09I like him, too.
06:11And,
06:13Son Goku from Dragon Ball.
06:15I'll do fusion.
06:17Fusion!
06:27Oda... Oda Goku.
06:29It's almost Oda Yuji.
06:31It's almost Oda Yuji.
06:33I just said Goku.
06:35I just said Goku.
06:39It's Oda Yuji.
06:53It's Oda Yuji.
06:55It's Oda Yuji.
06:57I'll do fusion!
06:59I'll do fusion!
07:11What's going on?
07:13What's going on?
07:15I don't want to do more.
07:17I don't want to do more.
07:19He's mentally strong.
07:21He can still fight.
07:23Next,
07:25Tetsuya Takeda.
07:27I like him.
07:29And, Piccolo.
07:31I'll do fusion.
07:33Fusion!
07:39My name is Takekoro.
07:43I'm a red fox and a green leaf.
07:45I'm Maru-chan.
07:47I'm Gohan-chan.
07:49Tetsuya Takeda.
07:51Tetsuya Takeda.
07:53I'll do fusion!
07:55I'll do fusion!
07:57I'll do fusion!
08:01I'll do fusion!
08:07Tetsuya Takeda.
08:09Tetsuya Takeda.
08:11Piccolo.
08:13Next.
08:15Throw away the towel.
08:17Throw away the towel.
08:19I have a lock on.
08:21Next.
08:23Takahashi Ishibashi.
08:25Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece.
08:27Luffy?
08:29Fusion!
08:37My name is Takahashi Ishibashi.
08:39Like Monkey D. Luffy.
08:41Kobu Kobu Do.
08:43Dosu Basu Gatsu.
08:45It's me.
08:47It's Takahashi.
08:49I'm the sports demon.
08:51It's me.
08:53I am the one and only Gachaemon.
08:55I am the one and only Gachaemon.
08:57Gachaemon.
08:59I'm coming with Noritake.
09:01I'm coming with Noritake.
09:03Dosu from Pocket.
09:05Dosu from Pocket.
09:07Gachi Bachi Gonka from Basu.
09:09We are.
09:11We are Otaku.
09:13We are Otaku.
09:15We are Otaku.
09:18Damashii!
09:21Last, but not least...
09:23I'm full!
09:25Last but not least is the former Director of the Giant's Army, Director Hana.
09:28Last but not least is the former Director of the Giant's Army, Director Hana.
09:31And one of the stars you both love, Harumi Edo.
09:33And one of the stars you both love, Harumi Edo.
09:36You like me but...
09:38Fu.... besides...
09:47Hi!
09:49How are the giants doing this year?
09:53This year, first place,
09:55Asakawa Okamoto Batting
09:58Sugamo Anai Suna Pitching
10:02Hop Step Giants
10:05Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu
10:08Ka-ching!
10:10Tokyo Dome Gate No. 25
10:14The sound of the wind at the next door to the door of the rotating door
10:23The wind pressure is amazing over there!
10:25Thank you!
10:27Thank you very much!
10:29It's interesting, isn't it?
10:31It's convenient to pretend
10:35That's strange, isn't it?
10:37It's convenient to pretend
10:39You're doing it in a relaxed way
10:41I'm doing it in a relaxed way
10:45Many people are interested in Mr. Ogata and Mr. Ichiki's game
10:54I love it
10:55It's like a magic show
10:57Do you want me to show you again?
11:01No, no, no, no
11:02Are you sure?
11:04You want to do it, don't you?
11:06What!?
11:09He is getting close to the enemy!
11:14He is coming.
11:16Makamba!!
11:19Makamba!!
11:22Koushanbo!!
11:26Why?
11:28What is that?
11:30Why is he doing this?
11:32I have no idea.
11:34He's got power.
11:36He looks like he's been hit.
11:39He looks like he's in a good mood.
11:41He's trying to get closer.
11:43He's trying to get closer.
11:45He's not trying to get closer. He's going at a long distance.
11:47Okay, Mr. Ogata.
11:49Here's your New Year's gift.
11:51I knew it.
11:55You're still too young.
11:57You're still too young.
11:59There's a picture of me and Kazami.
12:01Put it up.
12:03Please treat him to a meal.
12:05I will.
12:07That's all for today.
12:11Don't open it.
12:13I didn't say anything.
12:16He's doing a punch-pan.
12:18That's nice.
12:20You forgot to take a picture, didn't you?
12:22Next is me.
12:28Entry number 6
12:31The final weapon of Asakusa has arrived.
12:35I'm tired.
12:37There's more.
12:39Who is it?
12:41Who is it?
12:45He's not coming out?
12:50Welcome.
12:52Thank you for coming.
12:54I'm sorry.
12:56Thank you for the warm applause.
13:01What is it?
13:03Thank you for coming.
13:05It's Nonoka.
13:07No, no, no.
13:09Nonoka is a 6-year-old singer.
13:12She's starting to sing.
13:14I'm sorry.
13:16But she doesn't look like Nonoka.
13:21Nonoka looks like this when she gets older.
13:24What is it?
13:26It's cute.
13:28Thank you very much.
13:32It's over.
13:34Everyone, it's warm now.
13:37Are you okay?
13:39I'm sorry.
13:41You look like a youngster.
13:43It's warm.
13:45Let's sing.
13:47I don't need to sing.
13:49My favorite 6-year-old singer.
13:51Nonoka is cute.
13:53I want to go back to being 6 years old.
13:55I'm sorry, but I can't put this on my head.
13:58How is it?
14:04Did you make this yourself?
14:06Yes.
14:08I usually make it with 100-yen coins.
14:10But this time, I didn't use 100-yen coins.
14:12I used the newspaper I had at home.
14:16Mr. Otani won last year.
14:19It's the best.
14:21So I cut out all the newspapers and put them here.
14:25There was a cute picture.
14:27Look at this.
14:29It's so cool.
14:31So this time, it's free.
14:33I won't say it's free.
14:35You should be relieved.
14:37I put my life into this.
14:39You put your life into manzai?
14:41You're not a craftsman.
14:43Do you put your life into manzai?
14:45Of course.
14:47That's why it doesn't sell.
14:49Please relax.
14:51You're putting a lot of pressure on the customers.
14:53I'm not a customer.
14:55I'm a guest.
14:57Please relax.
14:59Kino, do you relax and do manzai?
15:01That's right. I'm a part-timer.
15:03A part-timer?
15:05Of course.
15:07If you don't do manzai, you can't eat.
15:09What do you do for a living?
15:11I'm a model.
15:13That's cute.
15:15I'm sorry.
15:17I've never seen a three-headed model like this.
15:21I don't have one.
15:23I'm sorry.
15:25I'm 180 cm tall.
15:27You're 50 cm taller than me.
15:29I'm not tall.
15:31I can't move because I'm compact.
15:39I can only move my arms.
15:43What kind of model do you do?
15:45I'm a plastic model.
15:47It's not a job.
15:49I'm sorry.
15:53You forgot to take a picture, didn't you?
15:55Next is me.
15:57What are you doing?
15:59I'm nervous when I watch TV.
16:01I'm sorry.
16:03What are you talking about?
16:05Please relax.
16:07Please take a look at my cat.
16:09Is that so?
16:11It's a man.
16:13It's a woman.
16:15Please take a look at it.
16:17I'm sure there are people who trust me.
16:21Don't look down on me.
16:25I'm a woman.
16:27You have to say it yourself.
16:31Shut up.
16:33I'm a woman.
16:35I was born as a woman.
16:37I don't care about manzai.
16:39I'm happy to be a woman.
16:41I want to get married.
16:43Do you want to get married?
16:45No.
16:47I've been listening to you for a while.
16:49How can you talk about people like this?
16:51I can say it because it's about people.
16:53What are you talking about?
16:55You don't say anything about people.
16:57I don't say it with my face.
16:59I say it with my mouth.
17:01That's what manzai is.
17:03Shut up.
17:05I'm angry.
17:07It's a story about a gorilla-like woman.
17:09It's a story about a gorilla-like woman.
17:11If I get married, I won't go anywhere.
17:13You don't have to go.
17:17Don't feed me.
17:19Hide the food.
17:21I have to show it to you.
17:23That's amazing.
17:25I can't believe it.
17:27That's amazing.
17:29That's great.
17:31You're the best.
17:35Stop it.
17:37This is the worst.
17:41Stop eating on TV.
17:43Stop eating on TV.
17:45Stop eating on TV.
17:47What's wrong with you?
17:49Stop it.
17:51Stop it.
17:53You have to stop it.
17:55Stop it.
17:57You have to stop it.
17:59Stop it.
18:03Someone, please.
18:05Oh
18:35Thank you very much.
18:37Thank you very much.
18:39Thank you very much.
18:41Why?
18:43Of course, the staff of the program
18:45said that they are most happy
18:47when they are involved with Madame
18:49in the location.
18:51Isn't it too much like Madame?
18:53No, no, no.
18:55I'm sorry.
18:57No, no, no, but it's amazing.
18:59Can I take it home?
19:01No, no, no.
19:03It's okay.
19:05It's light.
19:07My body is always sharp.
19:09It's because it's short.
19:11No, no, no, no.
19:13It moves the most and comes out the most.
19:15There was a lot of omelette.
19:17It's a whole.
19:19Really.
19:21It was hard because I ate it.
19:23It was big.
19:25I always get a banana from a customer
19:27and eat one.
19:29The customer is also excited to give it to me.
19:31I eat about three bananas a day.
19:33It's amazing.
19:35We are still young.
19:37That's right.
19:39I'm young, too.
19:41You're not young.
19:43Where is it?
19:45I'm sorry.
19:47It's amazing.
19:49Mr. Ogata,
19:51it's New Year's Eve.
19:53I'm sorry.
19:55No, no, no.
19:57I'm sorry.
19:59It's rude.
20:01Thank you very much.
20:03It's a pollen disease, so it's helpful.
20:05It's helpful.
20:07I can deal with anything.
20:09I'm glad.
20:13Thank you very much.
20:15This was the Nyangko goldfish market in Suzuka.
20:17Thank you very much.
20:19It was fun.
20:21It was fun.
20:23It was fun.
20:25Happy birthday to you.
20:27Happy birthday to you.
20:29No, no, no.
20:33New Year's Eve Carnival.
20:35Of course,
20:37this person will decorate the finale.
20:41I did it.
20:43You did a good job.
20:45I did it.
20:47You did a good job.
20:49It was a sacred stage.
20:51I'll do it again.
20:53I'll do it again.
20:55Thank you very much.
20:57Thank you very much.
20:59Thank you very much.
21:01What?
21:03This is the third time.
21:05You didn't refuse.
21:07You did it.
21:09I'll do it.
21:11I'll do it.
21:13I'll do it.
21:15I'll do it.
21:17I'll do it.
21:19I'll do it.
21:21I'll do it.
21:23I'll do it.
21:27What?
21:29What if it was impossible?
21:31I didn't mean to!
21:33I didn't say anything!
21:35Voice?
21:37Yes.
21:39Show me your voice.
21:41Tell me!
21:43Are you scared?
21:45Happy birthday to you.
21:47Happy birthday to you.
21:49Happy birthday to you.
21:51Happy birthday to you.
21:53Ah!
21:55Ah!
21:57Happy birthday, dear Kanoka Bendy.
22:01Ah!
22:03Ah!
22:05Happy birthday to you.
22:09Ah!
22:10Ah!
22:11Ah!
22:12Ah!
22:13Ah!
22:14Ah!
22:15Ah!
22:16Ah!
22:17Ah!
22:18Ah!
22:19No, no, no.
22:21You were so energetic.
22:24I heard your great song live.
22:27I hope you continue to support Kanoka Bendy this year!
22:35Well.
22:36It's over.
22:37Thank you very much.
22:40You have a power.
22:41Um, Okada-san.
22:43Please give the last birthday wish.
22:46I'm sorry.
22:50I'll give you 200 yen!
22:53I'll make you feel bad.
22:55I'll give you 200 yen.
22:57I'll give you 200 yen.
23:00That's all for Mr. Yoshitake.
23:04That was amazing.
23:06I'm full.
23:08Let's look at the group photo.
23:11Thanks to everyone's wonderful performance,
23:13KANO's convenience store will be able to sell a lot in 2025.
23:17Thank you very much.
23:19Cheese!
23:29I'm sure it'll be popular in Tokyo.
23:32It's really good.
23:34To be continued.
24:04It's Bakarabu!