チョコプランナー 2025年1月19日 【最恐！ホラー×大喜利×ドッキリ】「ほんとにあった怖い大喜利」
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00:00The real deal
00:04Hajime's Chocolate Planter
00:10Today's topic is the real scary sword fighting
00:15I'm good at fighting
00:17Now, Minowa-san, what's the Guinness World Record for 8.32 seconds?
00:20The time I judge if a woman is cute or not
00:24That's 1 point
00:26That's amazing
00:27This time, it's a horror game to see how scary it can be for the audience.
00:40You're getting on my nerves, Hayashina-san.
00:43Horror Game
00:53Choco Planner
00:55These are the members who will be participating.
01:00She's good at this.
01:02And the one who will be watching the scary game with us is Inoue Rina-chan from Sakurazaka46.
01:09She's cute!
01:13There's quite a lot of people here.
01:16Zakusho.
01:18What?
01:20You're good at this too, right?
01:22She's good at both eating and drawing.
01:27Now, Unai-san.
01:29I like to scare people too, so I'm doing it in Roppongi.
01:33But if it's just Ibaragi, I can do it with this job.
01:37With your own money?
01:39I'll be happy to do it.
01:41How about Morishita?
01:43I have a character called Kimo Onii-san.
01:46He's the villain in Yoshimoto's Lumine and Makuhari 2.
01:52I don't know Kimo Onii-san.
01:55I'm scared.
01:57Are you eating cockroaches?
02:00I'm scared.
02:02She's good at this.
02:05Now, this is our guest.
02:08She's a young lady.
02:11I wonder how she'll be.
02:14I'm scared.
02:16These 10 ladies and Hayashiyana, who's new to the show,
02:20have been told that this is just a normal Oogiri challenge.
02:23They don't know that it'll be full of scary answers.
02:27If all of the guests are scared, they'll get 1 point.
02:31The total points will be used to compete.
02:34First, these 4 people will challenge.
02:38I wonder what kind of Oogiri she'll do.
02:42She's going to count the number of Oogiri.
02:43She's going to count the number of Oogiri.
02:45If the Oogiri is strong, she'll get a point.
02:48Chocobranner Youth Oogiri Battle!
02:56I'm Hayashimiyo, a TV Asahi announcer.
03:00Nice to meet you.
03:03I wonder how Hayashiyana will react.
03:07Are you confident?
03:10I am.
03:11I'll do my best.
03:13Let's get started.
03:15Here's the first question.
03:17I haven't seen this on TV lately.
03:19What is it?
03:21Please write it on the whiteboard.
03:23It's normal.
03:25I want to see how normal people do it.
03:30First, she'll do a normal Oogiri so that the guests don't notice.
03:35Here's the second question.
03:40I haven't seen this on TV lately.
03:43What is it?
03:45The Beatles.
03:50That's a good answer.
03:52That's the first question.
03:54Let's move on.
03:57Matsuo, I haven't seen this on TV lately.
04:00What is it?
04:02Selfie stick.
04:05That's a good answer.
04:07That's a good answer.
04:09Here's the third question.
04:11I haven't seen this on TV lately.
04:13Nintama Rantaro and the others go to a local museum and do business.
04:19I haven't seen that.
04:21It's like a play.
04:23I haven't seen that.
04:25Let's move on.
04:27Let's move on.
04:30Here's a lamp that only the answerer can see.
04:34While the lamp is on, he'll do a horror skit to scare the guests.
04:40There's a gap.
04:42That's right.
04:49Morishita, I haven't seen this on TV lately.
04:53What is it?
04:54It's a black screen with the TV turned off.
04:58You're supposed to be laughing, but you're not.
05:04He's laughing.
05:06He's laughing.
05:08No point.
05:10Ura-san, I haven't seen this on TV lately.
05:13What is it?
05:15Burning morning face.
05:19Burning...
05:21He drew it.
05:23One point.
05:25This is scary.
05:27He drew a lot.
05:29It's a different level.
05:31It's scary.
05:33Matsuo-san, I haven't seen this on TV lately.
05:35What is it?
05:37It's a type of face-to-face game.
05:39It's a type of face-to-face game.
05:41It's a type of face-to-face game.
05:45I drew it too.
05:47One point.
05:49Kiwara-san, I haven't seen this on TV lately.
05:52What is it?
05:54It's a fracture after a fracture.
06:01One point.
06:06Udai-san, I haven't seen this on TV lately.
06:09What is it?
06:11A monkey wearing a suit.
06:14He drew it.
06:15It's amazing.
06:19It's amazing.
06:21It's a little different.
06:24What is it?
06:26Let's move on to the next topic.
06:29This is the topic.
06:31Please make a pun using the word, 「らしいよ。」
06:34Please think about it.
06:37Morishita-san, please make a pun using the word, 「らしいよ.」
06:41Kano-shimai is one person.
06:43「らしいよ。」
06:45It's amazing.
06:47It's surprising.
06:49Hiwara-san, please make a pun using the word, 「らしいよ.」
06:53A beauty salon can start with 150,000 yen.
06:58It's funny.
07:00It's funny.
07:02Let's go.
07:04It's funny.
07:06It's funny.
07:10Udai-san, please make a pun using the word, 「らしいよ.」
07:14It's funny.
07:16It's funny.
07:21It's funny.
07:23It's funny.
07:25It's funny.
07:27Mato-san, please make a pun using the word, 「らしいよ.」
07:31When you have a cold, if you put green tea in your mouth and anus, it seems to get worse.
07:38It's funny.
07:40It's funny.
07:43Next, Hiwara-san.
07:45Please make a pun using the word, 「らしいよ.」
07:48When you shoot a Fabreeze in a smelly trash can,
07:52it seems like you're still shooting bullets at the dead body.
07:56It's funny.
08:00Mato-san, do you agree?
08:02It's funny.
08:04Next, Morishita-san.
08:06Please make a pun using the word, 「らしいよ.」
08:09When you drink shampoo, it seems like your hair will grow.
08:14What?
08:16It says, 「逃げろ。」
08:18I'm sorry.
08:20I made a mistake.
08:22What?
08:24It's a fighter.
08:26I don't understand.
08:28Let's move on to the next topic.
08:31This is the topic.
08:33Please explain what this circle graph is.
08:35Yes.
08:37Udai-san, please explain what this circle graph is.
08:41A comedian in 2050.
08:45A coincidence trio boom.
08:52It seems like it.
08:57Next, Morishita-san.
08:59Please explain what this circle graph is.
09:02Chocopla Matsuo's brain.
09:08Mato-san, what do you think?
09:10I didn't make a mistake.
09:12I didn't even meet him.
09:16Next, Matsuo-san.
09:18Please explain what this circle graph is.
09:21A good boy's love.
09:24This is interesting.
09:27Let's move on to the next topic.
09:34Matsuo-san, please explain what this circle graph is.
09:39It's the way to cut a cake when you ask a boy to cut it for you.
09:47That's scary.
09:48You can't cut a cake.
09:50But you can walk.
09:52I've heard of it.
09:54Udai-san, please explain what this circle graph is.
09:59It's like the power balance of a family.
10:05I'm a child's wife.
10:08That's scary.
10:10That's the scariest.
10:12That's the scariest.
10:14That's the scariest.
10:16Is that the case for your family?
10:18That's the scariest.
10:21That face.
10:23Matsuo-san, please explain what this circle graph is.
10:28It's necessary for a human to live.
10:37He's doing something.
10:39What happened to his hand?
10:42One point.
10:44Ha...
10:54Morita-san, please explain what this circle graph is.
10:58It's my brain.
11:03That's disgusting.
11:05One point.
11:07That's disgusting.
11:09That's great.
11:11Udai-san, please explain what this circle graph is.
11:19That's great.
11:21One point.
11:23That's strong.
11:25Iwara-san, please explain what this circle graph is.
11:29It's where you get hurt while sliding.
11:34It's the knee.
11:36It's the ear.
11:37That's right.
11:39Ah, he's pulling it.
11:41One point.
11:43When you slide, you get hurt in the ear.
11:48That's pitiful.
11:50He's desperately commenting.
11:52That's pitiful.
11:54Okay, Udai-san.
11:56Please explain what this circle graph is.
11:59Ah, sorry.
12:01Something came out from earlier.
12:03What's that?
12:05One point.
12:07That's great.
12:09That's great.
12:11That was intense.
12:13Thank you very much.
12:15Now, the A Block players are going to the monitoring room.
12:19The staff is going to check if Hayashi Anna is okay.
12:23Is this okay?
12:28I don't know if Hayashi Anna can hold it.
12:32Hayashi Anna.
12:34That's amazing.
12:35Hayashi Anna is looking at me right now.
12:39That's amazing.
12:41Before the light turned on, she didn't respond at all.
12:47That's the worst.
12:49I couldn't concentrate.
12:53Here are the points from earlier.
12:56These four players will switch players.
13:00Now, the A Block players have finished their matches.
13:03The B Block players will have a big match with these four players.
13:07How confident are you?
13:09I'm good at big matches.
13:11I haven't played any big matches in a while.
13:14How about you, Mino?
13:16I'm going to bring all the futons.
13:18All the futons?
13:20I'm sorry. I'll do my best.
13:23Looking good.
13:25Stop it. Looking good?
13:27Looking good.
13:29Let's get started.
13:31Here is the first topic.
13:33What was the first word the baby spoke on his first birthday?
13:37Please think about it.
13:39Are you nervous?
13:43Zakoshi.
13:45What was the first word the baby spoke on his first birthday?
13:48If I lose, I'll do it again.
13:55Osada.
13:56What was the first word the baby spoke on his first birthday?
14:00I got health insurance.
14:07Let's get started.
14:17You guys are writing so fast.
14:20Zakoshi, what was the first word the baby spoke on his first birthday?
14:24I'll kill you.
14:27I'll kill you.
14:33Mino, what was the first word the baby spoke on his first birthday?
14:37Have you been wrestling lately?
14:41I think it's fine.
14:43I don't have a lot of fame, so I don't know what kind of person the baby is.
14:50Osada, what was the first word the baby spoke on his first birthday?
14:54If I get a divorce, which one is the real one?
15:04Zakoshi, what was the first word the baby spoke on his first birthday?
15:08The wall of co-existence.
15:15One point.
15:16Oh!
15:21Harada, what was the first word the baby spoke on his first birthday?
15:25I'll kill you.
15:33Osada, what was the first word the baby spoke on his first birthday?
15:38I want to go back.
15:42Why?
15:44Are you trying to scare him?
15:47Zakoshi, what was the first word the baby spoke on his first birthday?
15:52I'll kill you.
15:55That's good.
15:57He's been drawing for a long time.
16:00Let's move on to the next topic.
16:05What is the Guinness World Record for 8.32 seconds?
16:09Harada, what is the Guinness World Record for 8.32 seconds?
16:14The graduation ceremony.
16:19That's funny.
16:24Good luck.
16:28Minowa, what is the Guinness World Record for 8.32 seconds?
16:33When Mr. Katsumata talks to me, I can't stop talking.
16:40Let's move on.
16:41Everyone is waiting.
16:48Mr. Zakoshi, what is the Guinness World Record for 8.32 seconds?
16:52The missile of the round rock.
16:57It's funny because there's a person in front of me.
17:00Mr. Zakoshi might have a hard time.
17:05Mr. Harada, what is the Guinness World Record for 8.32 seconds?
17:08Until I drink all the water in the toilet and die.
17:16That's good.
17:20Mr. Osada, what is the Guinness World Record for 8.32 seconds?
17:23I pull out my hair one by one and put a burr on my head.
17:29I think 1 point is good.
17:32Hayashiana's face is a barometer.
17:34It's a barometer.
17:37Mr. Zakoshi, what is the Guinness World Record for 8.32 seconds?
17:41It's the time when the melted iron is poured into the urinal and solidified.
17:49The field is getting ready.
17:52The audience is impressed.
17:57Mr. Minowa, what is the Guinness World Record for 8.32 seconds?
18:01It's time for me to decide whether a woman is cute or not.
18:04It's the worst.
18:06It's 1 point.
18:09It's really scary.
18:11Mr. Harada, what is the Guinness World Record for 8.32 seconds?
18:15Until I give birth to a child and make it a hat.
18:20It's the best.
18:22It's amazing.
18:24Here is the next topic.
18:26Please tell me what a snowman is.
18:29Mr. Zakoshi, please tell me what a snowman is.
18:32It's scary.
18:36It's scary, isn't it?
18:38Mr. Osada, please tell me what a snowman is.
18:41It's melting.
18:43It's melting.
18:45Hayashiana, I'm sorry.
18:52Mr. Zakoshi, please tell me what a snowman is.
18:55It has a round chin, but it's hairy.
18:57It's deep, so it can't be seen.
19:00It's good.
19:02Mr. Minowa, please tell me what a snowman is.
19:05It can do a lot of things in Wakasagi Fishing Hole.
19:12It's 1 point.
19:14It's amazing.
19:17Hayashiana is getting sick.
19:23Mr. Minowa, please tell me what a snowman is.
19:25It eats eggs.
19:27It's noisy.
19:31I'm sorry.
19:37I'm sorry. It's noisy.
19:39Was there something?
19:41It's 1 point.
19:43It's amazing.
19:45The air is dangerous.
19:47It's dangerous, isn't it?
19:49Mr. Osada, please tell me what a snowman is.
19:52It's big.
19:54It's 1 point.
20:01Mr. Zakoshi, please tell me what a snowman is.
20:12Mr. Harada, please tell me what a snowman is.
20:15It cools down and then breaks.
20:21It's 1 point.
20:24Mr. Minowa, please tell me what a snowman is.
20:26It eats eggs.
20:28What's wrong?
20:32I don't like it.
20:35Go home.
20:40Go home.
20:42It's dangerous.
20:44I'm sorry.
20:46It's 1 point.
20:48It's amazing.
20:49It's amazing.
20:51I don't know what to say.
20:53I don't know what to say.
20:57Mr. Harada, please tell me what a snowman is.
21:03I want him to give me an answer.
21:07I want him to give me an interesting answer.
21:12It's 1 point.
21:13It's 1 point.
21:21Thank you very much.
21:26It's true.
21:28It's really hard for him.
21:31It's painful.
21:33It was really hard for me.
21:36He was too scary.
21:39How far can he go?
21:41He was really scary.
21:43I was going to make a lot of money.
21:45You were going to make a lot of money in a short period of time.
21:48So, Minowa got the highest score.
21:54It's amazing.
21:56I couldn't laugh at all when he said Minowa.
22:00It's because of the atmosphere.
22:02This tournament is very famous.
22:05It's true.
22:07There is an advantage.
22:09Here is a spoiler.
22:12The staff will tell the audience.
22:15Hayashiana will tell Hayashiana directly.
22:18Hayashiana, thank you for your hard work.
22:20Thank you for your hard work.
22:24Chocobrander is available for free on TVer and Abema.
22:27Please subscribe to it.
22:29In addition, Terasa is also available for past broadcasts.
22:32Search for Terasa.
22:34What?
22:36Hayashiana, thank you for your hard work.
22:38Thank you for your hard work.
22:40It's amazing.
22:42Thank you for your hard work.
22:44Did you feel something strange?
22:47It's not strange.
22:49It's not funny.
22:55It's not funny.
22:57Today, we are going to play a scary tournament.
23:01We will see how much you can scare the audience.
23:06I see.
23:08Is that so?
23:14How did you feel when you saw this?
23:17I thought it was hard to broadcast.
23:23You said scary things.