Este Cuerpo no es Mío Película Completa en Español Latino
Este Cuerpo no es Mío Película Completa en Español Latino
Este Cuerpo no es Mío Película Completa en Español Latino
Este Cuerpo no es Mío Película Completa en Español Latino
Este Cuerpo no es Mío Película Completa en Español Latino
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00:00:35¿Dónde está mi novia?
00:00:37♪♪
00:00:52¡Mi vestido!
00:00:53¡Rápido, póntelo!
00:00:58Pronto vivirás entre joyas en vez de cadenas.
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00:01:16Sigue, mi niña. Tu novio espera.
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00:01:49¿Lista, Hildenbeck?
00:01:50Sí.
00:01:51¿Sale?
00:01:52Una pregunta.
00:01:53¿Por qué estoy vestida como las Fenmore Foxes,
00:01:55que no son nuestras odiadas rivales?
00:01:57Sí, pero este año el tema es la unidad.
00:02:00Todas unidas.
00:02:01¡Ah!
00:02:02A disfrutar.
00:02:04♪♪
00:02:09¡Acabemos las bases!
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00:02:16¡Ah!
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00:02:39¡Ay, no es cierto!
00:02:40Yo creo que sí.
00:02:41¡Qué escondidito tenías ese cuerpecito!
00:02:44No está nada mal.
00:02:45Ustedes no cantan mal las loncheras.
00:02:47Ling Ling,
00:02:48¿olvidaste tu lonchera, primorcito?
00:02:51Pollito con cinco verduritas,
00:02:53buglogi y kimchi.
00:02:55Gracias, mamá.
00:02:56De nada.
00:02:57Ahora todas a estudiar.
00:02:59Ling Ling,
00:03:00¿contesta en el teléfono?
00:03:02Ay, reina, te pasaste de veras.
00:03:05De todos los restaurantes coreanos,
00:03:07¿por qué entró papá ese?
00:03:09Tengan sus exámenes de Salem y la Inquisición.
00:03:12Tengo que comunicarles
00:03:14que solo Eden sacó diez.
00:03:16Oiga, eso no se vale.
00:03:18Porque es la única que estuvo en el lugar.
00:03:21-¡Ja, ja, ja!
00:03:23¡Ja, ja, ja!
00:03:24¡Ja, ja, ja!
00:03:25¡Ex-muffis y enslayos!
00:03:27¡Señor Nostradam!
00:03:29¡Ja, ja, ja!
00:03:32Ah, subdirectora Bernard.
00:03:34¡Oh!
00:03:35¡Borrista Spencer!
00:03:36¡Buen trabajo esta mañana!
00:03:37¡Esa es la forma de prenderlos!
00:03:39Apuesto a que usted lo hacía mejor
00:03:41cuando era capitana de borristas de nuestro equipo.
00:03:43¿Cómo?
00:03:44No, no, no, no.
00:03:45Yo era más bien de la banda.
00:03:46Yo toqué la tuba.
00:03:48Líder de tuba.
00:03:49Gran banda.
00:03:50Entonces no le importará darnos unos pases.
00:03:52Así podría practicar los pasos nuevos.
00:03:55Ay, Jessica, no sé si se pueda eso.
00:03:57Es que ese trofeo estaría de lujo en su oficina.
00:04:01¡Oh!
00:04:02Ay, niña.
00:04:05That's what girls do.
00:04:09They keep you guessing the whole day through.
00:04:12Lay your emotions to push on it, but is it true?
00:04:17That's what girls do.
00:04:21That's what we do.
00:04:27Yeah, that's the way I got to play it so hard.
00:04:30¡Bien!
00:04:33¡Go!
00:04:39Mmm, está riquísimo.
00:04:42¿No me dijiste cuánto era?
00:04:45Es gratis.
00:04:46Una cortesía.
00:04:48¿Neta?
00:04:50Gracias.
00:04:58¿Y quién pagará eso, tarado?
00:05:03No durarás mucho en este trabajo, tonto.
00:05:06Eres todo un podrio.
00:05:09April, esto te engorda las nachas.
00:05:14Gatas por allá.
00:05:16Bianca.
00:05:22Jessica, qué linda estás.
00:05:25¿Te hiciste algo diferente?
00:05:26¿O es solo que andas con estas chachas?
00:05:30Oye, Bianca, tú estás igual de linda.
00:05:33¿Es la dieta o estás vomitando más?
00:05:37Vomitando más.
00:05:41Que tengan suerte en la competencia.
00:05:43Claro.
00:05:45Igual a ti.
00:05:56Bye-bye.
00:05:58¡La tengo!
00:06:02¡Levántate, winona!
00:06:10Mambusa, tesoros del antiguo mundo e incienso.
00:06:13Jessica, ¿qué haces?
00:06:15Aguanta, no tardo.
00:06:29¡Órale! ¡Qué chido está!
00:06:32¿Les puedo ayudar?
00:06:34Ah, sí. ¿Qué es esto?
00:06:36Esta es la onda.
00:06:38Un antiguo laúd senegalés, hecho de madera.
00:06:41Y se usaba en el rollo de la fertilidad.
00:06:44¿Qué cae?
00:06:46Y le pones un churro aquí.
00:06:52¿Qué cae esto?
00:06:54Está picudísimo.
00:06:56Esto es un recuerdo de la prisión de Robben Island,
00:06:59donde Nelson Mandela estuvo 27 años.
00:07:02Sí, fue antes del colapso del apartheid, ¿no?
00:07:05Sí, el hermano salió de ahí libre de odio, directo a ayudar.
00:07:09Hasta llegó a ser presidente de Sudáfrica,
00:07:12después de su liberación, claro.
00:07:15Hay personas que no se dan cuenta,
00:07:17pero uno puede hacer un churro aquí.
00:07:20Está locuchón y secreto.
00:07:23¿Usted no tiene más dudas? Estoy por allá durmiendo, ¿no?
00:07:27Chido, ¿eh?
00:07:28Claro, gracias.
00:07:30Ah, por allá es por acá, ¿eh?
00:07:35Esta onda me hace sentir orgullosísima de ser afroamericana.
00:07:40¡Lin, Lin!
00:07:42Tú pasar frente a la estética y no saludarme.
00:07:45Hola, mamá.
00:07:48¡Bye, niñas!
00:07:50Ver las falsas.
00:07:53Sí.
00:08:12¡Ya, párale, a tus sabores!
00:08:15Perdón, creí que no se oían.
00:08:19¡Miren esto! ¡Qué chidos aretes!
00:08:22Verán la envidia de todas las mujeres del baile.
00:08:26No es que la gente no me envidie ahora.
00:08:30Disculpe, ¿son muy caros?
00:08:32No se venden. Son un antiguo artefacto.
00:08:43¡No, no!
00:08:49¿Listo? Quiero estos.
00:08:57¿Es todo lo que hay? ¿Dieciocho dólares?
00:09:01Es una gasolinería. Todos pagan con vales.
00:09:04Pero sírvase unos nachos.
00:09:18¡Esto es para los niños de la calle!
00:09:49¡Por acá! ¡Ayúdenme!
00:10:08¡Te quedan de lujo!
00:10:10¡En serio!
00:10:18Disculpe.
00:10:21Creo que se le pone de ese lado.
00:10:35Oiga.
00:10:37Todo el servicio.
00:10:39Y quiero que le cheque el aceite y todos los chunches de adelante.
00:10:49¡A este le pesan grueso!
00:10:53¡Dále fuego a ese máximo loser!
00:10:56¡Estás gruesa!
00:10:58Oigan, chequen esto.
00:11:06¡Qué tonta! ¡Un accidente!
00:11:08¡Eres una perra!
00:11:11Tranquilo. Tranquilo.
00:11:14Oigan, pues tiene que ser otra vez.
00:11:16¡Ay, no!
00:11:19¡Oh!
00:11:24¡Oh!
00:11:27¡Uy, perdón!
00:11:48¿Qué?
00:12:10¡Booger!
00:12:13¡Booger!
00:12:15¡Ya te he dicho que no agarres mis cosas!
00:12:17¿Por qué estás usando mi brasier?
00:12:19No estoy usando tu brasier.
00:12:21Solamente lo tengo contra el pecho.
00:12:23¡Lárgate de mi cuarto, tardito!
00:12:26Un momento.
00:12:28¿Qué te pasó en el ojo?
00:12:29Nada.
00:12:33¿Ese cabanoch te hizo esto?
00:12:40Bueno.
00:12:42Es un animal.
00:12:43Oye, uno de estos días le llegará la cuenta.
00:12:47Ya está.
00:12:48Mejor.
00:12:51¿Traes bile en la boca?
00:12:54¡Oh!
00:12:56¡Ah!
00:12:59¡Ay!
00:13:11Give me all your fear
00:13:14Throw it all away
00:13:16And think about the good things
00:13:19No matter what they say
00:13:22We'll take tomorrow, baby
00:13:26Yeah
00:13:28One day at a time
00:13:35Hola.
00:13:41Hola.
00:13:49Ay, Jess, cuando haces eso,
00:13:51mis rodillas no aguantan.
00:13:53Se derriten.
00:13:54¿En serio?
00:13:55¿Y qué pasa cuando hago...
00:13:58esto?
00:14:03Tienes que venir a esquiar conmigo este fin.
00:14:06¡Tonti, bili, nili!
00:14:08Te dije que no voy a tener sexo contigo.
00:14:10No.
00:14:11¿Un sabroso chocolate?
00:14:12¿Un scrabble con mi hermanito?
00:14:15Tú dile como le quieras decir
00:14:17no voy a tener sexo contigo.
00:14:20Bili, oye.
00:14:23Es algo importante, con significado.
00:14:26Y cuando ese momento especial pase,
00:14:28quiero...
00:14:29quiero que sea perfecto.
00:14:31Yo nunca sería capaz de herirte.
00:14:36Gracias, Bili.
00:14:41Si te llegas a animar, yo estaré siempre
00:14:44esperando atrás por ti.
00:14:46Enfrente, por detrás, no voy a hacerlo.
00:14:52Adiós, Bili.
00:15:11Ay, tu vida es una fantasía.
00:15:13Tú y Bili son una historia de Disney.
00:15:15No es tan lindo a veces.
00:15:17No sé...
00:15:18No sé lo que haría si...
00:15:20si no fuera tan...
00:15:22perfecto.
00:15:24Qué buena onda, que eres mi mejor amiga.
00:15:36Hasta mañana.
00:15:38Hasta mañana.
00:15:40Salud.
00:15:41Adiós.
00:15:42Bye.
00:16:07Oh, Bili...
00:16:37Oh, Bili...
00:16:56¿Estás bien, Jessica? Te oí gritar.
00:16:58Sí, madre.
00:17:00Es que me asustó una...
00:17:03una enorme araña espantosa.
00:17:08Hola, soy Aifred. Deja tu mensaje.
00:17:10No está pasando.
00:17:11¡Qué pesadilla!
00:17:15¡Qué asco!
00:17:16¡Qué asco!
00:17:37¡Ah!
00:18:04¡Papá!
00:18:05¡Papá!
00:18:06¿Puedo desayunar pastel?
00:18:08Sí, como sea.
00:18:09Acábatelo.
00:18:14Huger, te estás tragando el pastel de mi jefe.
00:18:20Acábatelo, Jessica. Lo hiciera.
00:18:23¿Dónde está Bili?
00:18:28¿Dónde está Bili?
00:18:34¿Dónde está Bili?
00:18:39¿Dónde está Bili?
00:18:46Hola.
00:18:47Aifred, soy yo, Jessica.
00:18:48Necesito que me busques después de clase. Estoy en la pista.
00:18:51¿En serio eres Jessica?
00:18:53¡Sí!
00:18:54¡No manches! ¿Tienes dos?
00:18:56La competencia es en siete días.
00:18:58Tenemos peores problemas.
00:19:09Aifred.
00:19:14Aifred.
00:19:16¡Aifred!
00:19:22¡Ah! ¡Ah!
00:19:26¡Aléjese de mí!
00:19:28¡Tengo gas pimienta en mi llavero!
00:19:33Aifred.
00:19:34Te necesito como no tienes idea.
00:19:36Esto es una locura.
00:19:38¿Quién le dijo mi nombre?
00:19:42¡Amiga!
00:19:45¡Soy Jessica!
00:19:47Atrapada aquí.
00:19:52¿Qué hizo con ella?
00:19:55No sé lo que pasó.
00:19:58Desperté esta mañana.
00:20:00Así.
00:20:05¿Y qué te he dicho de estas cosas?
00:20:07¡Te engordan las nachas!
00:20:09¡Hay personas que me esperan!
00:20:11¡Tienes que confiar en mí!
00:20:12¡No lo pierdo, señor!
00:20:13¡Pero soy Jessica!
00:20:15¡Pero soy Jessica!
00:20:45Mom!
00:20:46I broke a rib!
00:20:47My eyes are burning!
00:20:48I'm suffocated!
00:20:49I woke up and it was a horrible man!
00:20:50This is the worst day of all my days!
00:20:51Mom!
00:20:52Mom!
00:20:53Mom!
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00:23:10I don't know what to do.
00:23:11Calm down, calm down.
00:23:13Come on, go to the house and wait for me in my room.
00:23:18Don't hallucinate, we're going to solve it.
00:23:24There it is.
00:23:29You're the best of the best friends.
00:23:34Ouch, ouch, ouch.
00:23:37You're scratched.
00:23:39True.
00:23:58Hi.
00:24:00I called her and she swallowed it.
00:24:02I told your mom that you were going skiing with Billy's family.
00:24:05We have the weekend.
00:24:07Do you think I'm going to be like this for so many days?
00:24:28Disgusting.
00:24:30Ouch, ouch, ouch.
00:24:33I have thousands of hairs.
00:24:34In my nose, in my ears, in my cutis.
00:24:38God knows where else.
00:24:41It's like a bear.
00:24:42I know, maybe if I shave you.
00:24:51Yes.
00:24:53Almost.
00:24:54Stay still.
00:24:55Ready?
00:24:56Hold on.
00:25:00Ouch, ouch.
00:25:06Hey.
00:25:09So...
00:25:14So...
00:25:18What?
00:25:20Do you really have a penis?
00:25:24April!
00:25:26Is it big?
00:25:27What's wrong with you?
00:25:28Don't you realize how serious the situation is?
00:25:31It's true.
00:25:32Sorry.
00:25:34Sorry.
00:25:36Can you take it out?
00:25:38What's your problem?
00:25:39What?
00:25:40Your best friend has a penis every day.
00:25:44Do you want me to take it out?
00:25:46It comes out.
00:25:47Good.
00:25:49So you shut up.
00:25:52Cute.
00:25:55It's just that...
00:25:57I've only seen a couple, but that one is one of the top five.
00:26:01You've seen so many?
00:26:03Five.
00:26:05Not to mention my little brother's.
00:26:07Are you serious?
00:26:09Yes.
00:26:11I'm serious.
00:26:13I'm serious.
00:26:15I'm serious.
00:26:17I'm serious.
00:26:19You're a golfer.
00:26:30You're killing me!
00:26:35Sam, I'm already mortified by April.
00:26:39She's been very strange these days.
00:26:41Is she on drugs?
00:26:42No, no.
00:26:44I think it's hormonal changes, honey.
00:26:45She swallowed six bags of pork rinds with salsa
00:26:48and a box of cookies with cream.
00:26:52And what do you tell me about this?
00:26:54April's soap.
00:26:56And?
00:26:58What do you think?
00:27:00I think you should get a life, Julie.
00:27:05Don't you think?
00:27:07That's all.
00:27:15Hello?
00:27:19Hey, who are you?
00:27:22I should have done it to you when I had the chance.
00:27:28Father Velasquez?
00:27:40Tell me I'm beautiful.
00:27:41Tell me I'm beautiful.
00:27:45Yes, inside.
00:27:50Listen, Jessica has a problem.
00:27:54She'll make us wait only an hour this time.
00:27:56Like when we went to the roller coaster.
00:27:58It took so long in the bathroom that the truck left.
00:28:00Our parents took three hours.
00:28:02It was horrible.
00:28:04It was in my damn days!
00:28:11Now that everyone knows the gossip,
00:28:13do you have any idea how to get my life back?
00:28:15That could cost you some votes in the dance.
00:28:17Yes.
00:28:20That's enough. This is serious.
00:28:22Stop it.
00:28:25Hey!
00:28:27We have the dance competition.
00:28:29I don't have any clothes.
00:28:31I don't have any clothes.
00:28:33I don't have any clothes.
00:28:35I don't have any clothes.
00:28:37I don't have any clothes.
00:28:39I don't have any clothes.
00:28:41I'm almost bald.
00:28:43And I want to go to school.
00:28:45You're right.
00:28:47Hey, we have to think.
00:28:49What do you think was the cause?
00:28:57It could have been intentional.
00:29:01It must have been someone who hates Jessica.
00:29:04What are you talking about?
00:29:06Who could hate me?
00:29:11Listen, Jess.
00:29:13For being such a beautiful and perfect person,
00:29:15there are people who misunderstand
00:29:17the horrible things you've said and done.
00:29:19Even though what you're telling them is bullshit,
00:29:21it could happen that they focus more
00:29:23on public humiliation and shame.
00:29:25Are you saying
00:29:27that they see me as perfect?
00:29:30I know.
00:29:32Let's make a list of the people who see me as perfect.
00:29:34I know.
00:29:36Let's make a list of the people who see me as perfect.
00:29:38I know.
00:29:40Let's make a list of the people who hate her.
00:29:42How about a shorter list?
00:29:44Of the people who don't hate Jessica.
00:29:47Shut up!
00:30:00Relax with the coffee.
00:30:09Relax with the coffee.
00:30:40Hello.
00:30:42It's morning.
00:30:45Did you sleep well?
00:30:48I slept like a baby.
00:30:51Did you have a special dream?
00:30:55No, nothing in particular.
00:30:58Are you sure?
00:31:00What about it?
00:31:02I don't know.
00:31:04I don't know.
00:31:06I don't know.
00:31:08I don't know.
00:31:10I don't know.
00:31:15Did you cheat?
00:31:28That's the gardener, right?
00:31:31Yes.
00:31:33He looks nasty.
00:31:35I suppose my daughter takes good care of him.
00:31:37But you know the teenagers.
00:31:38Adolescentes.
00:31:40Hola, Richie Spencer.
00:31:46Taquito?
00:31:47Ah, taquito.
00:31:49La podadora y una bolsa de fertilizante.
00:31:52Ahí te dejo en lo tuyo.
00:32:09Ay, me encanta el olor del pasto recién cortado.
00:32:17Gracias, señor, pero creo que estoy muy chico para esto.
00:32:21Sí, claro.
00:32:22¿En tu colonia a qué edad empiezan a chupar? ¿A los 30?
00:32:24Ya bájale, taquito. Terminas luego.
00:32:30Cerveza light, compa. Para mi panza de chelero es buena.
00:32:33No se infla.
00:32:34Y dejé la cebolla. Es que ando flatulento.
00:32:39Somos machines, ¿verdad?
00:32:43Qué de regacho.
00:32:44¿Te gusta ese coche? Es de mi hija. Está padre, ¿no?
00:32:48Tal vez estaría más chido en rojo.
00:32:51Eso me dijo ella.
00:32:54Antes salíamos juntos a jugar algo de básquet. Unas canastas.
00:32:57Aunque eso ya no le interesa. No la culpo.
00:33:00La familia se está partiendo.
00:33:02¿Qué?
00:33:03¿Y con la esposa?
00:33:05Ni preguntas.
00:33:06Dormimos en la misma cama y podrían ser diferentes ciudades.
00:33:11Eso es tan triste.
00:33:18Ya lo intenté todo. No se da.
00:33:20Hasta me rasuré el asunto, como estrella porno.
00:33:23¿Te enseño?
00:33:24Échale un ojo.
00:33:28Compa, ella era cachonda. El sexo era ardiente.
00:33:31Desde el ropero, el paso de la muerte, el salto del tigre.
00:33:34Señor, la información es exagerada.
00:33:37La información que suelta es asquerosa.
00:33:39Chido conocerte. No chilla.
00:34:04Tell me I'm not good anymore.
00:34:08I got no secret purpose.
00:34:10¿Quién era esta?
00:34:12Jessica, Jessica.
00:34:14Ven acá.
00:34:17Hay una sospechosa.
00:34:19Sí.
00:34:24Revisen sus tenis. Alguien se quemó.
00:34:26Creo que está sentada junto a mí.
00:34:31Ya, Hildenberg, no te hagas tonta.
00:34:33¿Odias a Jessica? ¿Eres una geniecita científica?
00:34:36Confiesa y danos el antídoto.
00:34:38April, es algo imposible que una mujer se transforme en hombre de la nada.
00:34:42¿Estás diciendo que tú no hiciste nada contra Jessica?
00:34:46Mira, fijamos que hay otro universo en donde creo tus palabras.
00:34:52¿Por qué querría darle mi ayuda a Jessica?
00:34:58Jessica.
00:35:04Hildenberg.
00:35:08Lamento cuando te humillé frente a toda la escuela y los visitantes de la otra.
00:35:17Pero no tienes idea de lo que es levantarte en las mañanas y afeitarte los cachetes.
00:35:34Sí, lo sé.
00:35:42¿Quién sigue en la lista?
00:35:47Es que está helando a todo.
00:35:49¿Me echaste con lo HP?
00:35:51He puesto tantos conjuros, Jessica.
00:35:53Ponerte caspa, el pie de atleta, para hacer uno de tus pechos más grande que el otro.
00:35:59Creo que me tocó ese.
00:36:04Hay magia oculta y poderosa en esto.
00:36:10Una antigua maldición, o voodoo, o santería.
00:36:15¿Qué es santería?
00:36:17Hechicería basada en ritos latinos viejos.
00:36:19Se originó en África y con el tiempo se desplazó a Cuba y Brasil.
00:36:24¡Bilianca!
00:36:25Es ella.
00:36:26Se usan pollos para ese hechizo.
00:36:28Suena delicioso.
00:36:29Bueno, interesante.
00:36:31Hay una forma de saber.
00:36:32Los que practican la santería portan la marca del escorpión tatuada en su espalda.
00:36:37Bianca casi nunca sale de ese antro horrible.
00:36:39El tanga instantáneo.
00:36:40¡Sí, la entra a las latas!
00:36:41¡Hoy es noche de clavas!
00:36:48Bueno, paga una.
00:36:51Confía en mí.
00:36:52Nunca harás que Bianca te haga caso con el dulce de la leche.
00:37:00¡Bianca!
00:37:03¡Bianca!
00:37:06¡Bianca!
00:37:11¡Bianca!
00:37:13¡Bianca!
00:37:17¡Bianca!
00:37:19¡Bianca!
00:37:23¡Bianca!
00:37:25¡Bianca!
00:37:27¡Bianca!
00:37:29¡Bianca!
00:37:30¡Bianca!
00:37:31¡Bianca!
00:37:32¡Bianca!
00:37:33¡Bianca!
00:37:34¡Bianca!
00:37:35¡Bianca!
00:37:36¡Bianca!
00:37:37¡Bianca!
00:37:38¡Bianca!
00:37:45¿Qué?
00:37:46Nada.
00:37:48Quedaste de lujo.
00:37:51¿De Kai?
00:37:52Ajá.
00:37:55Te creo.
00:37:56Gracias.
00:37:58No, no es cierto.
00:38:03Sí, lo hizo.
00:38:11¡Wow!
00:38:13¡Qué rico!
00:38:16Son ocho noventa.
00:38:20¿Qué?
00:38:22¿No te alcanza con tu botecito?
00:38:24¿Ocho noventa?
00:38:25Sí.
00:38:26Sí, traigo.
00:38:53¡Vamos!
00:38:54¡Vamos!
00:38:55¡Vamos!
00:38:56¡Vamos!
00:38:57¡Vamos!
00:38:59¡Vamos!
00:39:00¡Vamos!
00:39:01¡Vamos!
00:39:02¡Vamos!
00:39:03¡Vamos!
00:39:04Quiero dos bananas tequila, un mango, un licor de café, un pezón muy resbaloso, y para
00:39:09mí, dame un orgasmo en la playa, con azúcar extra en el borde.
00:39:12¡Yum!
00:39:13I'd rather have a vodka.
00:39:25A double vodka.
00:39:37Between those cards, just like in Cabo.
00:39:43What candies, and with a second hand jacket.
00:39:49I want the one with the balls.
00:39:54Oh, I want it.
00:39:56What pretty pumps that guy has.
00:39:58I'd shake his hand.
00:40:02I wish they were women's breasts.
00:40:05I'd grab them and...
00:40:07Maybe I'd put a steak on them.
00:40:10Because that's what you have to do.
00:40:12That's what men like.
00:40:15But you know about that.
00:40:22Bianca.
00:40:26Very creedita, right?
00:40:28It's my song.
00:40:31Don't forget, the scorpion on his back.
00:40:34I'll find it.
00:40:43What's that?
00:41:00I can't find it.
00:41:09The right one is red.
00:41:11The left one is blue.
00:41:42Shake it, baby.
00:41:44Show me what you want.
00:41:45Shake it, baby.
00:41:46Swag yourself.
00:41:47Shake it, baby.
00:41:48Show me what you want.
00:41:56It can't be her.
00:41:57Don't worry, it'll come out.
00:41:59You're a star.
00:42:01Do you realize now?
00:42:04I need to go to the restroom, girls.
00:42:06Or I'll pee in my panties.
00:42:12I'm talking about...
00:42:14My girlfriend's panties.
00:42:16What do I have with me?
00:42:18Emergency.
00:42:20In case I don't make it in time.
00:42:22To the restroom.
00:42:23What?
00:42:25Don't your girlfriend's panties fit you?
00:42:27Is this a gay club or what?
00:42:30Friends!
00:42:31What's up with this guy?
00:42:33Don't you make your girlfriend's panties?
00:42:42Excuse me.
00:42:44Do you really have to be here?
00:42:46Yes, that's why I get paid for this job.
00:42:48But if you need anything,
00:42:50there's an excuse.
00:42:56There's someone inside.
00:42:57And because of the noise, he'll be there for a while.
00:42:59I told you not to let the squids in.
00:43:04There are people who swallow anything,
00:43:06even if it's a squid.
00:43:09There are people who swallow any animal that crawls.
00:43:21Is he turning around?
00:43:24No.
00:43:39Ah!
00:43:45Excuse me.
00:43:47What's up with this ice?
00:43:50I wouldn't touch it.
00:44:04What if you don't have any?
00:44:06It seems so easy.
00:44:17Do you want to take a picture?
00:44:24There.
00:44:25Here I go.
00:44:27Disgusting!
00:44:28Rotten!
00:44:29Disgusting!
00:44:32I've never done this before.
00:44:34I'm spilling everything.
00:44:35Try to get the aim right.
00:44:37Hit that tail or the mint over there.
00:44:40It comes out from the sides.
00:44:42You have to grab them.
00:44:44Not so hard, but enough to know what you're doing.
00:44:50Towards the fly.
00:44:52There you go.
00:44:54It's boiling.
00:44:56That's it.
00:44:58I forgot.
00:45:00If you give it more than three shakes,
00:45:02it becomes something else.
00:45:15What would I have done without you?
00:45:28Hi!
00:45:29It's an experience.
00:45:30Have a drink.
00:45:31Does this have ice in it?
00:45:32No.
00:45:33You like it.
00:45:35Hi.
00:45:36Aren't you the girl who sleeps with the guys from the university?
00:45:39No.
00:45:40Do you want the job?
00:45:47She's not interested.
00:45:48Did you hear that?
00:45:49So just leave, you idiot.
00:45:52Calm down, man.
00:45:54What, are those your pimples and you're rejecting them?
00:46:00I'm going to tear your mandarin into pieces.
00:46:04No.
00:46:06Where do you want to go?
00:46:07Outside!
00:46:22I am salsa, not ruco, to fight!
00:46:24¡Muy salsa, no ruco a pelear!
00:46:29¡Te voy a romper la cara!
00:46:36¿Y este? ¿Qué hace? Parece que es taichucho.
00:46:54¡Golpe!
00:47:10¡Gracias por ayudarme!
00:47:13¡Arráncale la mata!
00:47:24Because you control your little guide.
00:47:26Get another air conditioner.
00:47:28You have it horrible.
00:47:31Ah!
00:47:32Ah!
00:47:33Ah!
00:47:34Ah!
00:47:35Ah!
00:47:36Ah!
00:47:37April, I don't know.
00:47:38Cheer up.
00:47:39You can stay like this.
00:47:40Here comes Jay!
00:47:41Ah!
00:47:42Ah!
00:47:43Ah!
00:47:44Ah!
00:47:45Ah!
00:47:46Ah!
00:47:47Ah!
00:47:48Ah!
00:47:49Ah!
00:47:50Ah!
00:47:51Ah!
00:47:52Ah!
00:47:53Hello!
00:47:54How are you?
00:47:56Skiing was disgusting.
00:47:57But you didn't miss anything. It was awesome.
00:48:02And that thing?
00:48:03It's freezing here.
00:48:13Allergy?
00:48:17I have to go. I'm going to class.
00:48:19Bye. Take care.
00:48:24April, what's up?
00:48:26He didn't even mention the dance.
00:48:30Jake and I already broke up.
00:48:33So...
00:48:36Now, get in there.
00:48:38You shouldn't forget it. Your name is Spence.
00:48:40Should I call him Spence?
00:48:42Oh, and...
00:48:43Aspiring to be a concierge with more, I don't know, experience.
00:48:47His hair.
00:48:48It has an intense shine.
00:48:50Oh, it's a treatment.
00:48:52I mean, as I was saying, he doesn't have much experience.
00:48:56Listen...
00:49:01I'm going to be honest, I'm a frustrated musician.
00:49:03Sometimes I think about my tuba and I remember the school band.
00:49:07You...
00:49:08You played the tuba?
00:49:10Yes.
00:49:12A great band.
00:49:17Listen, Spence, I'm going to be an exception with you, but...
00:49:20I'm sure you won't regret it.
00:49:21Thank you, Mrs. Bernard.
00:49:23Spence, call me Marjorie.
00:49:25Marjorie.
00:49:27And now, your fingerprints.
00:49:29Put them in these forms.
00:49:31Of course.
00:49:40Billy.
00:49:43I want to tell you something.
00:49:44About what?
00:49:46A few days ago, I called you.
00:49:48Was it you?
00:49:50Yes.
00:49:51Oh, that's weird.
00:49:53I want to explain it to you.
00:49:55Billy, hold on.
00:50:05Do I have to do what?
00:50:07Do I have to do what?
00:50:15Hi.
00:50:16I missed you a lot.
00:50:17Hi, Sam.
00:50:21Hey, Taquito.
00:50:22Hit her.
00:50:26What a hit, sir.
00:50:27Taquito, pick up the ball.
00:50:28Let's play a game.
00:50:29Come on.
00:50:33Signals.
00:50:34I'm your colony.
00:50:37This rhythm.
00:50:38Come on.
00:50:50Let me make you feel like you're in the plains.
00:50:53Goal!
00:51:01How are things with your wife, sir?
00:51:03No, not at all.
00:51:04Not at all.
00:51:08When was the last time you caressed her?
00:51:10Are you talking about caressing her?
00:51:12Or caressing her?
00:51:17Sir, sometimes, if a woman ignores you,
00:51:20it means she's in love.
00:51:22She's waiting for you to awaken her passion.
00:51:24It's like a volcano wanting to explode.
00:51:31You must be a real star, Taquito.
00:51:33Let's see.
00:51:34Come on.
00:51:40Three points, sir.
00:51:41Churrero.
00:51:47My turn, sir.
00:51:49Ah.
00:51:59Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:52:01Who told you I'm bad at right?
00:52:08I went to study with April.
00:52:09I'm going to bed.
00:52:10I want to play.
00:52:11Play?
00:52:12Um, have you seen Jessica?
00:52:14I haven't seen her in days.
00:52:16Here she was.
00:52:17She just left.
00:52:18Huh?
00:52:24Good game.
00:52:31Mr. Ritchie.
00:52:32Huh?
00:52:33I have something to tell you.
00:52:36But I don't know...
00:52:38Say it, Taquito.
00:52:39Say it, Taquito.
00:52:44I'm not a gardener.
00:52:47I know that.
00:52:49Roses are disgusting.
00:52:53I'm sorry.
00:52:54I don't want you to get upset.
00:52:55They're just roses.
00:52:58I wanted to tell you...
00:53:00that of all fathers, you are the winner.
00:53:05Any son would like to have you as a father.
00:53:10Thank you, Taquito.
00:53:13I don't want to see you the day they beat you.
00:53:26Let's see.
00:53:27Did you eat pachuli?
00:53:28Uh, no.
00:53:30Did you sleep with a homo?
00:53:32Uh, not these days.
00:53:40It can't be.
00:53:45How about a warning?
00:53:46The earrings come with a penis.
00:53:50You can't imagine the power of these earrings.
00:53:53They belonged to Princess Nahua.
00:53:55The myth says that she used the earrings to escape a bad marriage.
00:54:02But she didn't find out...
00:54:04that she had to put the earrings back together.
00:54:07And she spent all her life being a slave.
00:54:11Now it seems that this myth is all less.
00:54:16Hey, put your drums down!
00:54:21Oh, sorry.
00:54:23I just wanted to get into the story.
00:54:28You must find the other earring...
00:54:30and join them...
00:54:32while the moon is still full.
00:54:37I love you.
00:54:48I've got you, baby. Don't worry.
00:54:53Ling Ling! Ling Ling! Ling Ling!
00:54:57Ling Ling, listen!
00:54:58Here! I'll help you! I'll help you!
00:55:08Come on!
00:55:11Come on!
00:55:15Hi, Lily!
00:55:20You made it!
00:55:27What's wrong, man?
00:55:28Are you afraid the councilor will catch you?
00:55:30Do you need anything?
00:55:36What's up with your dance partner?
00:55:38No idea.
00:55:40I thought she was gone. Now I don't know anything.
00:55:43I told you to have a spare.
00:55:45Just like April, she's my spare.
00:55:47Spare?
00:55:48Yes, she's my commodine.
00:55:49It was a nice ride. I won't deny it.
00:55:51But it's an old model.
00:55:52Now I'm driving a new model.
00:55:54What an idiot!
00:55:56Who put these towels here?
00:55:58What an idiot!
00:56:04This girl I've got?
00:56:07She's going to be the best dancer.
00:56:09I bet her friends won't do the fail quarterback.
00:56:11No, I won't.
00:56:12Come on, man!
00:56:13Girls like her would make you forget Jessica's frigidity.
00:56:16What an idiot!
00:56:20The one who left the showers open.
00:56:23He's an idiot.
00:56:27Hey, Jessica is everything but that.
00:56:29Is that clear?
00:56:33She's the most beautiful girl I've ever met.
00:56:38Hey, you've never been to California.
00:56:40So what?
00:56:42I love her.
00:56:45She thinks I just want to sleep with her.
00:56:47But it's not like that.
00:56:49She thinks I just want to sleep with her.
00:56:51But it's not like that.
00:56:53Because when that moment comes to an end,
00:56:57I want it to be perfect.
00:57:01Wow.
00:57:02I've never heard anything so hot.
00:57:08She's the only one who can make my heart race or stop at the same time.
00:57:15If I'm not with her,
00:57:16I don't have a life.
00:57:20I subsist only until her beauty returns.
00:57:26Gay, gay, gay, gay.
00:57:36They made a hole in her locker.
00:57:46Let's go.
00:57:56Sir, did you lose something?
00:58:00I'm looking for my earring.
00:58:02I dropped it by accident
00:58:05in the sewer.
00:58:07It came out this way and went into this room.
00:58:11How sexy are earrings in a man?
00:58:13He wants lemonade.
00:58:17Here it is, Taquito.
00:58:18I know you're going to love this.
00:58:29What's this?
00:58:30They're quesadillas and spicy menudo with jalapeños.
00:58:33They don't have that in your neighborhood.
00:58:41It's been so long since I heard you laugh.
00:58:46Sorry, since I came in as a gardener here.
00:58:58Sorry for what I did.
00:59:00No problem.
00:59:04No problem.
00:59:07Carol, Carol, no!
00:59:08Carol, Carol, no!
00:59:09Seriously!
00:59:10It would be too unnatural.
00:59:12I can't.
00:59:13I'm a different man.
00:59:20Do you like men?
00:59:22Of course I do.
00:59:24What did you think?
00:59:39Carol.
00:59:45You're a beautiful and very desirable woman.
00:59:50And you have a husband who's dying to be with you.
00:59:53He said that?
00:59:54Yes.
00:59:57I said it more decently, but...
00:59:59Yes.
01:00:04I know.
01:00:08I'll paint your nails.
01:00:12And I'll fix you up.
01:00:15My daughter Jessie used to do that to me.
01:00:18I can make up for that.
01:00:20Follow me.
01:00:22Let's teach her what she's missing.
01:00:32Oh, yes.
01:00:33Yes, yes.
01:00:35There it is.
01:00:37Do you like it there?
01:00:39Or more to the left?
01:00:42To the left.
01:00:43Where were you?
01:00:44Yes.
01:00:45Do you like it?
01:00:46Yes, yes, yes.
01:00:47Carol!
01:00:49What are you doing in my house?
01:00:51Sir.
01:00:52And you, Taquito?
01:00:53We were supposed to be friends, weren't we?
01:00:55I only carved it, boss.
01:00:57Sir, it's just a brush.
01:00:59Just...
01:01:00Shut up and go.
01:01:01The soap on the back.
01:01:02Get out!
01:01:03It comes out.
01:01:04Richie, Richie.
01:01:05I swear.
01:01:06It's not what you think.
01:01:09It's all my fault.
01:01:25There are so many earrings.
01:01:27And they don't work.
01:01:28What a shame, Jess.
01:01:31The dance is in three days.
01:01:33And forget about our competition.
01:01:39I had it all.
01:01:42And I never appreciated it.
01:01:45I hurt a lot of people.
01:01:48And today,
01:01:49Dad came in when he was with Mom in the bathroom.
01:01:53And I think I lost my gardening job.
01:01:57Hey,
01:01:58I really don't want to tell you, but
01:02:01this is a lot of fun.
01:02:05Yeah.
01:02:09April, it's Jake.
01:02:10Hey, I have half an hour free after the fight.
01:02:12I don't know if I'll go to the showers or to your house to see you.
01:02:22It's late, Naco.
01:02:23He's with me now.
01:02:25He says my pirrine is bigger than yours.
01:02:27And that I have him cuter.
01:02:33No, it's not true!
01:02:34You're crazy!
01:02:35You're done, Spence!
01:02:37That's how I am.
01:02:42Hey,
01:02:43I thought it was love.
01:02:44Really.
01:02:47Who can assure you that it is?
01:02:50It's when you find someone
01:02:52with whom you can be yourself.
01:02:54And you tell him everything.
01:02:56Huh?
01:02:57Like best friends?
01:02:59Yes.
01:03:03Love is when you don't imagine what your life would be without that other part.
01:03:08When nothing describes what your heart feels.
01:03:12And even if it doesn't seem very sensible to other people,
01:03:15you feel it's predestined.
01:03:17Yes.
01:03:18And you spend the night dreaming of your beloved man.
01:03:20And in the morning you're much more relaxed.
01:03:22And you feel like you have to tie yourself to something
01:03:24because it looks like your body is going to float.
01:03:28Listen.
01:03:31Something just occurred to me.
01:03:32What, little sister?
01:03:34What?
01:03:35It's a little crazy.
01:03:36Tell me, what is it?
01:03:38I want to go to the dance with you, Jessica.
01:03:43That would be amazing!
01:03:45We'll make Jake get jealous!
01:03:51I want to pee.
01:03:52I'll be right back.
01:03:54We'll make Jake get jealous!
01:04:01I want to pee.
01:04:02I'll be right back.
01:04:15Oh, gross!
01:04:17I'll be right back.
01:04:18Is everything in order?
01:04:19It's nothing.
01:04:21It's done.
01:04:24It's done.
01:04:31Jessica!
01:04:34Jessica!
01:04:39Jessica!
01:04:41Jessica!
01:04:43Oh, finally!
01:04:46I missed you, my love.
01:04:48I'd do anything for you.
01:04:50You like it?
01:04:54How much do you have?
01:04:56What?
01:04:57How much do you have?
01:05:01About $40.
01:05:04Is it your car?
01:05:07My house's.
01:05:09You know it?
01:05:11Yes, of course.
01:05:13The keys.
01:05:20Hey, what's your name?
01:05:24Billy.
01:05:29Relax, Bobby.
01:05:32I'm Billy.
01:05:54I had it.
01:06:18Where's Jessica?
01:06:20Don't worry, Director.
01:06:21She'll be here soon.
01:06:36Hi.
01:06:38I just hope you believe me.
01:06:40Ready?
01:06:41Let's see which side the iguana pecks.
01:06:42Let's go!
01:06:46There's Jessica.
01:06:48I don't care.
01:06:49Hey!
01:06:51Number one!
01:07:05She's in love.
01:07:08Are you feeling fierce?
01:07:20Woo!
01:07:27Hey!
01:07:34Woo!
01:07:47Oh, yeah!
01:07:48Get sexy!
01:07:51Hey!
01:08:09No manches, Billy!
01:08:20Ladies and gentlemen,
01:08:22it seems that the gentleman in the bee costume and the fake bust
01:08:25is a school janitor.
01:08:27According to section 31C of the regulations,
01:08:31school employees can be pets.
01:08:34Greet the new champions,
01:08:36the Bridgetown Honeys!
01:08:43Luna!
01:08:51Ah!
01:08:54Ah!
01:08:55Woo!
01:09:15I have a strange story.
01:09:17The police are looking for the sexy bandit girl.
01:09:19A beautiful young girl who attracts men to dark alleys,
01:09:22beats them mercilessly and steals their wallets.
01:09:25We just wanted to help her.
01:09:27Yes, that's all.
01:09:29So I followed her to the alley and she let go of me.
01:09:32And the truth is, a girl doesn't hit so hard.
01:09:34Coincidentally, Fitchy, so cute,
01:09:36hid behind a dumpster with a video camera.
01:09:39It looks like she was like on vacation.
01:09:41That's right, but don't think anything else.
01:09:43I brought some drinks.
01:09:45Ah!
01:09:46Ah!
01:09:48Ah!
01:09:49No!
01:09:50Ah!
01:09:52No!
01:09:53Not in the face!
01:09:54Ah!
01:09:55Ah!
01:09:57Ah!
01:09:58Ah!
01:09:59Ah!
01:10:01Ah!
01:10:02Ah!
01:10:03Ah!
01:10:07Hello, this is April.
01:10:09Leave a message.
01:10:10April, this is Hildenberg.
01:10:12I found Jessica's body.
01:10:14She's in a alley near a bar.
01:10:15The police are looking for her.
01:10:16Call me.
01:10:17Ah!
01:10:18Ah!
01:10:19Ah!
01:10:46Jessica?
01:10:54Not now, Bugger.
01:10:56You were right!
01:10:58Jessie, it's you!
01:11:03How come you didn't want to accuse me?
01:11:05You're very cute.
01:11:07And I accept you for who you are.
01:11:10Ben.
01:11:16You're so weird.
01:11:30That's right.
01:11:31Don't be looking at me like that.
01:11:33See, my name is Grandma Funk, y'all.
01:11:35Funky if you're nasty, darling.
01:11:38Ooh!
01:11:39That guy is so hot!
01:11:41Ling Ling!
01:11:42Ling Ling!
01:11:45L to the I to the N to the G!
01:11:50Ling Ling!
01:11:51Did you forget your bling bling?
01:11:53Mom!
01:11:54You're ruining my life!
01:11:57I just wanted to support you on the way.
01:12:01What's wrong with you?
01:12:03What if Mom brought me a bling bling?
01:12:05Sweetie, if you don't want your mom, I do.
01:12:07Convert!
01:12:09What?
01:12:11Come on!
01:12:33For the Polish cat.
01:12:45Do you think you can be the queen of the neighborhood?
01:12:47No.
01:12:48Yes.
01:12:54Wait, Mom!
01:12:57I'm sorry.
01:12:59But why do you want to embarrass me in front of my friends?
01:13:03You're not embarrassed of me.
01:13:07You're just embarrassed of yourself.
01:13:11Tell Lulu to be careful with Churro.
01:13:28Ah!
01:13:29Ah!
01:13:32Ah!
01:13:33Hello, yes?
01:13:34Hi, Carol.
01:13:36Hasn't Jessica changed here?
01:13:39No?
01:13:40No, she hasn't come in several days.
01:13:46I was right!
01:13:49Something is wrong with Jessica and April.
01:13:51I'll get to the bottom of this.
01:13:54Ruin April last night,
01:13:56and I'll take you to the asylum.
01:13:59No, I can't.
01:14:00Oh, if you're not going to support me, I'll do it myself.
01:14:26I think it will be fine here.
01:14:29Jake will be here very soon.
01:14:31I'm not interested in Jake Spence anymore.
01:14:33Of course not. He's an asshole.
01:14:35I'm delighted to be with you.
01:14:38Me too.
01:14:42April, you're so beautiful tonight.
01:14:45No one has supported me as much as you.
01:14:48I've always had your support.
01:14:50Any boy would be lucky to have you as his girlfriend.
01:14:54And I know it.
01:14:55I've been like this for almost eight days.
01:14:58And in that time, you've been an excellent friend to me.
01:15:01I have to thank you.
01:15:09Ready, here it comes.
01:15:14That dress looks great on you.
01:15:16It comes off easily.
01:15:26Charlie.
01:15:34I already feel like a lesbian.
01:15:36What a trauma.
01:15:40She drank it all.
01:15:42How easy.
01:15:43Jake is jealous.
01:15:45He spilled his drink on the girl's dress.
01:15:47You should have seen it.
01:15:52She left, baby.
01:15:53We don't have to...
01:16:00Spence, I love you so much.
01:16:02Me too, April.
01:16:04You have to hold me right now.
01:16:07Or I'll float.
01:16:09You're my best friend and now you're a man.
01:16:12It seems predestined.
01:16:19April.
01:16:20April.
01:16:22You don't need me or anyone else to feel beautiful and special.
01:16:27Because you are.
01:16:29You're a girl that when they made you, they threw the mold.
01:16:34You're everything you need.
01:16:36Even if it sounds crazy, I swear it's true.
01:16:40I love you, Spence.
01:16:50I love you.
01:17:09April.
01:17:13Can you understand?
01:17:14I'm sorry.
01:17:16Don't even mention it.
01:17:20We won't let a silly thing like turning me into a man
01:17:23and you wanting to be with me ruin our friendship.
01:17:35I'm in love with Billie.
01:17:38And if I'm going to be like this forever,
01:17:41will she have to accept me like this?
01:17:44How am I?
01:17:50He's my man.
01:17:55I think I know who's in his body.
01:17:58And I know where to find him.
01:18:00We have to tell Jessica and get rid of them.
01:18:02Hildenberg, do your thing.
01:18:05Come on.
01:18:21Watch out!
01:18:22What a leg!
01:18:24And she ran away from home at 5 in the afternoon.
01:18:29It's mine.
01:18:30I don't think so!
01:18:35Get out!
01:18:36Billie.
01:18:37Can't you see?
01:18:39I'm Jessica.
01:18:42I've always been me.
01:18:44Look, sir.
01:18:45It's over.
01:18:47Hey.
01:18:48When I touch you there, your knees can't take it.
01:18:51And when I touch you here...
01:18:57No, no, no.
01:18:58It's a lie.
01:18:59Did you forget what happened in that game?
01:19:02That night you threw the winning pass.
01:19:04And we were behind the board.
01:19:19You have to trust me.
01:19:23Tonti.
01:19:24Billie.
01:19:25Nili.
01:19:28Just close your eyes.
01:19:30Recognize me.
01:19:48No.
01:19:56I won't do it.
01:19:57I won't do this.
01:19:58You said your love would last forever.
01:20:00Yes, but...
01:20:01You're thirty-something.
01:20:03Only on the outside.
01:20:06Billie.
01:20:08Billie.
01:20:09Your body has appeared.
01:20:11Billie.
01:20:12Billie.
01:20:13Are you sure?
01:20:14Very sure.
01:20:15Everything will be fine.
01:20:16We have to mortify ourselves.
01:20:17Run, Booger.
01:20:18You should learn to run with heels if you want to use them.
01:20:40In the tower.
01:20:41In the tower.
01:20:47This will be a good night.
01:20:50It hurt.
01:20:51Thank you, Gildemar.
01:20:53I want my body right now.
01:20:55Well, you can't do that, princess.
01:21:01What are you doing?
01:21:02This causes a lot of damage.
01:21:05Give me that earring.
01:21:06Give it to me.
01:21:07Give me the earring.
01:21:08Give it to me.
01:21:09Give it to me.
01:21:10Let go of me.
01:21:11Sit down.
01:21:12And calm down.
01:21:13We'll make a deal, okay?
01:21:16Let's see.
01:21:17You let me win another five hundred balls today, okay?
01:21:20And then I'll give you your body back,
01:21:22since it's so important.
01:21:25I want my little body.
01:21:27And then you just lend it to me on Saturdays,
01:21:30and with that I'll be able to pay my debts.
01:21:33Debts?
01:21:34With my body?
01:21:36I want my body now.
01:21:37Give me my body back now.
01:21:41Hey.
01:21:42Look at me.
01:21:44I want you to listen carefully.
01:21:46Don't hang up on the girls,
01:21:48or you'll have to leave.
01:21:49Don't you read?
01:21:53Don't hang up on the girls?
01:21:58There's no doubt.
01:21:59Here's the good stuff, right?
01:22:03I have to get some water.
01:22:04Hey, calm down.
01:22:06We'll find him.
01:22:13Hey, mommy.
01:22:14Little girl.
01:22:15Hi.
01:22:18Don't play.
01:22:20Jessica?
01:22:21Have you been here?
01:22:23I want you to do the tube thing.
01:22:25Yes.
01:22:27That's it.
01:22:30I'm going to get you.
01:22:31I'm going to get you.
01:22:32I'm going to get you.
01:22:34Ow.
01:22:37Being naked must be fun.
01:22:41Yeah, I thought so.
01:22:43Because that's how it looks.
01:22:44But where do you keep the tube?
01:22:52How smart.
01:22:54No, I don't really have one of those.
01:22:57Cool.
01:23:04Bye.
01:23:12Bye, Spence.
01:23:16Tu eres mi mejor amigo.
01:23:19Por siempre.
01:23:34Billy?
01:23:35Hola, señora Spencer.
01:23:38Señora Spencer?
01:23:40¿Qué onda, hombuger?
01:23:44Nos equivocamos.
01:23:46El baile no es aquí.
01:23:51¿Aún nada?
01:23:53No.
01:23:57Eso, nena, menealo.
01:23:59Eres toda una porrista.
01:24:00¡Qué talento!
01:24:04¿Nada?
01:24:05No.
01:24:06No hay broma, no hay broma.
01:24:26¡Guapo! ¡Cuánto por un privado, eh!
01:24:34¿Oye?
01:24:35¿Acaso no lees?
01:24:37El lunes es noche gay.
01:24:46¿Qué?
01:24:51¿He vuelto?
01:24:54¿Te caes?
01:24:59¡Ay!
01:25:01¡Ay!
01:25:04¡Sí, señor!
01:25:11¡Ay!
01:25:26¿Aquito?
01:25:31Ya eres tú.
01:25:40Billy.
01:25:46Oye, estoy muy apenas...
01:25:48No importa.
01:25:49Nada importa ya.
01:25:50No me interesa la niña con la que fui al baile.
01:25:53Ni lo que Jake diga.
01:25:55Ni que me robaras mi dinero.
01:25:57Y también el coche.
01:25:58Ni que me arrollaras con él.
01:26:00Ay, no, es que...
01:26:01Nada de eso importa.
01:26:05Incluso aceptaré que sigas con tu carrera de table dance.
01:26:08Será.
01:26:15Billy.
01:26:17¿Sientes esto?
01:26:20Eres el único chavo que puede hacer que mi corazón se acelere o se detenga al mismo tiempo.
01:26:28No.
01:26:45No voy a presentar cargos.
01:26:59Oye, más vale que regreses al escenario.
01:27:01La única parte a donde esta señorita irá es a casa conmigo y mi esposa.
01:27:07Oiga, señor, ¿qué clase de Barça imagina que es?
01:27:09Graduándose con honores, Kisha, Ling Ling y Axol.
01:27:14¡Kisha! ¡Kisha!
01:27:16Primero quiero decir que es un orgullo enorme ser mi captoriana.
01:27:20Gracias, Kisha.
01:27:22Pero no olvides que también eres un cuarto judía.
01:27:27¡Mazel tov, mi amor!
01:27:29¡Shalom!
01:27:38¡Oiga! ¡Alto! ¡Alto! ¡Alto!
01:27:41Gracias. Un segundo.
01:27:45¿Qué onda? ¿Qué tal?
01:27:47Gracias por ayudarme.
01:27:48Qué buena onda eres a todo dar.
01:27:56¡Gracias!