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00:00Hoshi yaariyaan, Hoshi yaariyaan

00:03Welcome back, viewers.

00:03In the break, we have Mr. Madari with his parrot.

00:07Come, let's talk to him.

00:09Assalam-o-Alaikum.

00:10Wa-alaikum-salam. How are you?

00:12What's wrong with the parrot?

00:14Hey, my parrot.

00:16The parrot seems to be completely low on blood pressure.

00:18Hey, you!

00:18Don't make me bite your beak.

00:19You're still young.

00:21What do you mean?

00:22Isn't this that parrot?

00:23I supply medicine to that parrot.

00:25Oh!

00:26I'm sorry, but I can't tolerate anything you say about my teacher.

00:32What will you do to me?

00:33I'll break your head with my beak.

00:36Mr. Madari, I think he's faking it.

00:39Because he's not a parrot, he's a parrotess.

00:41Hey, parrot, can't you see that she's singing?

00:43So, her voice sounds like a female parrot.

00:45No, she's singing too. She's a parrot.

00:46Hey, you newbie.

00:47Here, I'll teach you a lesson.

00:49I was born a while ago.

00:50Maybe that's why my voice sounds like a girl's.

00:54A while ago?

00:55Since Arzoo isn't here today, let me tell you something.

00:57Why does her leg have polio?

01:00Actually, my teacher didn't give me polio pills when I was a kid.

01:04But that's okay.

01:05He's my teacher.

01:06That's why I respect him a lot.

01:07She's very obedient.

01:09What kind of a parrot is this?

01:10This is a very shy parrot.

01:12Believe me, this is a very decent parrot.

01:15I'll tell him to eat a churi.

01:17He'll say, no, sir, I'll eat roti.

01:20Now, who's going to abuse this Madari?

01:22I will.

01:23I can't take it when my teacher abuses me.

01:26This is a healthy parrot of mine.

01:28Oh, wow.

01:28But Mr. Haroon, I brought you here

01:31because you misbehave with it.

01:35It doesn't abuse me, it doesn't steal,

01:37it doesn't flirt with anyone.

01:38What kind of a parrot is this?

01:39Oh, it used to pick up people's lockers.

01:42It used to pick up rings.

01:43It got stuck in the bank.

01:44I got saved from it.

01:46You brought the parrot to the wrong place.

01:48Send it to Dubai for a few days.

01:51Dubai?

01:51It doesn't even have a passport.

01:53It's not even old.

01:54It doesn't even have an ID card.

01:56Before anyone abuses you,

01:58I will...

01:59Hey, hey, hey.

02:00Hey, hey, hey.

02:01Mr. Haroon, this is for sure.

02:03Yes.

02:03You don't have to do anything.

02:04Okay.

02:05If you do something,

02:06you'll get abused after a month.

02:08If you want to teach it a lesson,

02:09then hand it over to Malaika for a month.

02:12Yes, Ali told us to do this.

02:14You can have the parrot.

02:15Give it to Malaika.

02:16Give it to me.

02:17Sir, I agree with everything you're saying.

02:19But I can't live with Malaika.

02:22Yes, yes, yes.

02:23Where did you get so much energy from?

02:26Tell me, what's your name?

02:28Tell me this.

02:29His name is Romeo.

02:30I'm Juliet.

02:31Sister, I'm not that kind of a parrot.

02:33Oh.

02:34This is also a bird.

02:35He also calls you sister.

02:36Why does it go to sleep in a second?

02:38Actually, it works at night.

02:42I'm not a parrot, Mr. Haroon.

02:44I respect my teacher.

02:47Oh.

02:48Trust me, this parrot can talk.

02:50It can also order tea and take orders.

02:52It can also wash clothes.

02:54Yes, yes, yes.

02:55Wow.

02:56My teacher used to say,

02:57you've kept this,

02:58but you've left it at the old woman's place.

03:00Look, your business was going on

03:01because of his misbehaviour.

03:03It was going on.

03:04You used to like him.

03:05Now, how will the business go on?

03:06Yes.

03:07I've made the world laugh

03:08and earned a living.

03:09But I'll teach him a lesson.

03:11My dear, Mithu.

03:13Yes, sir.

03:14Will you go to Saura?

03:15If you go, I'll go.

03:19Hey, will the parrot fly a kite?

03:21Your father's life is at stake.

03:24But you said,

03:25I won't abuse my teacher.

03:27I didn't say that, Mr. Haroon.

03:28He said it himself.

03:31You've come to your senses.

03:32Now, let me see how smart you are.

03:34Yes, yes.

03:35It's done.

03:36It's done.

03:37Hey, listen.

03:38Hey.

03:39Mithu, don't you feel cold?

03:40Did you bring a blanket for him?

03:43Mithu.

03:44Sir, did you take your morning medicine?

03:47Look, he's taking care of his teacher's medicine.

03:49He even beats me at night.

03:50How?

03:51Like this.

03:54Oh, God.

03:55Look at his wounds.

03:57They must be bruises or bruises.

03:59Hey, my son.

04:00My parrot.

04:01My parrot.

04:02Hey, move.

04:03Move.

04:04Can't you hear?

04:05I'll...

04:06Why not?

04:10Come, come.

04:11Don't say anything.

04:12He's here.

04:13He's here.

04:14Come.

04:16I think he needs to be fried in desi ghee.

04:19What does your teacher feed you?

04:20I feed him salt and sugar.

04:22My parrot has diabetes.

04:23Okay.

04:24What does he feed you?

04:25He feeds me goat's paws in the morning.

04:28What?

04:29What?

04:30He feeds me legs.

04:31Yes, yes, yes.

04:32Okay, teacher.

04:33I had curd with parathas in the morning.

04:35Otherwise, I'll get sick.

04:36He doesn't eat curd and parathas.

04:38He eats your wrestling.

04:40Yes, yes, yes.

04:41Have you seen his song?

04:42Have you seen his song?

04:44Have you seen his song?

04:45He calls parrots, ah, ha, ha, ha, monkey.

04:47I don't want monkeys anymore.

04:48You can have them.

04:49You should give them to the parrot.

04:51He'll sell them to you.

04:52Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.

04:53You want to sell them to the rich?

04:54Yes.

04:55Why do you want to sell them to the rich?

04:56Are we mad?

04:57She's not rich.

04:58We should close our business by selling them to the rich.

04:59Teacher.

05:00Yes.

05:01Can I tell you all something, if you allow me?

05:02You can.

05:03The wife of the teacher.

05:04Yes, yes.

05:05She's very short.

05:06She's very short.

05:07She's very short.

05:08She's very short.

05:09She's very short.

05:10She's very short.

05:11She's very short.

05:13She left me.

05:14Oh, oh, oh.

05:15With whom did she leave?

05:16Oh, man, with whom did she leave?

05:17My wife.

05:18With whom did she leave?

05:19She left her parrots.

05:20Yes, you left them?

05:21I have no one to take me or leave me.

05:22No, no, no.

05:23I'll never leave you.

05:24Don't say that.

05:25She's back.

05:26Forgive her.

05:27What's the reason?

05:28Why are you laughing?

05:29He was not happy.

05:30I told him.

05:31I told him.

05:32I told him.

05:33I told him.

05:34I told him.

05:35I told him.

05:36I told him.

05:37I told him.

05:38I told him.

05:39I told him.

05:40I told him.

05:42Ladies and gentlemen, we'll take a short break.

05:44We'll meet again after the break.

Saleem Albela Apnay Paltu Today Ki Tabedari Se Tang Agaya - Hoshyarian

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