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00:00Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq
00:20and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:24Friends, after a practical experience,
00:27I would like to tell you that in Pakistan,
00:31it is being seen that young people, especially teenagers,
00:37are suffering from anxiety, depression, confusion and brain fog.
00:43And usually people understand this and keep saying that
00:47the psychological problems of children have now been understood.
00:54Before this, it was not understood.
00:56What I would like to request in this regard is that
01:00before you consider your child to be suffering from a psychological problem
01:05due to his or her personal thoughts or problems,
01:09before that, do one thing.
01:11Take your child to a good doctor and get blood tests done.
01:18The reason for this is that many times, many children
01:23are getting psychological therapies and medicines done
01:28and despite that, they are not able to recover.
01:31Because according to a research and in the last few days,
01:35an actual case was found that iron, magnesium,
01:40apart from this, vitamin D, E, B6, 9, B12,
01:45due to the deficiency of all these,
01:48this is exactly what happens.
01:50There is depression, there is anxiety,
01:52which is also known as bipolar personality disorder.
01:56And a few drips and a few medicines, which are not even medicines,
01:59but vitamins, make children completely fine and healthy.
02:03So before you go to a psychologist,
02:06go to a good doctor and get their vitamins, iron and magnesium checked.
02:12Let's start today's show with this message.
02:14Let's take you on a journey and see the conditions of the people.
02:20Okay, I don't understand one thing.
02:22He was a mason and a laborer.
02:24He used to sit here and he was the one who sold chickpeas and tikkis.
02:27Sir, he is a poor man.
02:29Yes, sir.
02:30He is suffering.
02:31Yes, sir.
02:32I have to work for lakhs of rupees.
02:34What?
02:35For lakhs of rupees.
02:36One minute, how did this work of lakhs of rupees happen?
02:38How much does the house cost?
02:39In crores.
02:40I have to work for lakhs of rupees.
02:42I am talking about small things.
02:44Two rooms, a bathroom, a brothel.
02:46I want to do a calculation.
02:48Yes.
02:49How much do you sell a plate of naan tikkis for?
02:51A tikki for Rs. 50 and a naan for Rs. 20.
02:54So, Rs. 45?
02:55Yes.
02:56Okay.
02:57And how much do you sell in a day?
02:59I have already distributed Rs. 15,000.
03:02Oh.
03:03At least you can say that Rs. 15,000 is your sale for a day.
03:08We make Rs. 4,50,000 a month.
03:11Yes.
03:12So, this is a good income.
03:13And do you know that you earn up to 500% in food and drink?
03:17How much do you earn, madam?
03:18Rs. 4,50,000.
03:20Oh.
03:26I think you are very busy.
03:28Yes.
03:29I will go home and order naan tikkis for you.
03:32Sit down.
03:33What is your name?
03:34I am Sarb Tapedar.
03:35This is too much.
03:36Have you eaten naan tikkis from him before?
03:38Yes, sir.
03:39It was very tasty.
03:40Then I took him for a ride.
03:41Yes.
03:42I ate naan tikkis.
03:43Yes.
03:44It was very tasty.
03:45Yes.
03:46I took him for a ride.
03:47Very good.
03:48Then I took him for a ride.
03:49How much is it now?
03:50Wait a minute.
03:51There is a break of an hour.
03:52Then I came to eat naan tikkis.
03:53Wow.
03:54This is the kind of taste in his hands.
03:57Oh.
03:58I have made it.
04:00Again?
04:01He is not talking about making it.
04:02He is talking about the taste of his hands.
04:03He is talking about the taste.
04:04He is giving it to me to eat.
04:07You felt pity on him.
04:08Why did you hit the axe on your foot?
04:10Sister, I was robbed.
04:12Why?
04:13How?
04:14He said, he has made me go bankrupt.
04:15There are lakhs of job opportunities.
04:16I said, fine, you can hit me with the ax.
04:17I was in shock.
04:18I thought, he is not that greedy.
04:19He is greedy.
04:20He has given me money.
04:21There is a formal agreement with the ax.
04:22What money?
04:23He has written it.
04:24What has he written?
04:25Sir, it is written in the agreement.
04:26One is the whip, one is the axe and one is the whip.
04:27One is the axe and other is the whip.
04:28Sir, here is one axe and many whips.
04:29What will he do?
04:30He has given me money.
04:31I called him and asked him to make the arrangement.
04:32Yes.
04:33I called him.
04:34I asked him to make the arrangement.
04:35It's written here.
04:36One is Belcha, one is Kayi, one is Kandi and one is Dabra.
04:39Yes, there is one Kayi here and there are many Vikandis over there.
04:44Okay, you don't get so many goggles, do you?
04:46Mr. Arun, I don't know what's going on.
04:47Whenever I sit there, I get goggles.
04:50It's also a matter of luck, Mr. Arun.
04:52It's a matter of taste.
04:54I made it.
04:57He's giving it to you.
04:59What is it?
05:00Look.
05:02I was kissing her hand when I saw her kissing me.
05:06Mr. Arun, when I was sitting here,
05:08I didn't get a single goggle.
05:10And I was doing my work here.
05:13Look, he is such a shameless man
05:16that he doesn't know what he has done to that poor guy.
05:21I have only one objection on this.
05:23Why?
05:24He looks like he's holding a crore tickets.
05:27Mr. Arun, I swear.
05:30He is such an ill-mannered man. He didn't even ask for a single ticket.
05:33He didn't even ask for a single ticket.
05:34Give it to him.
05:35Eat it. God has given you money. Eat it.
05:38How will I eat it?
05:40But Mr. Arun, look how cleanly he has kept the cart.
05:44This is the only reason why I come here.
05:46I come here like a cart.
05:47Do you remember my agreement?
05:49Yes.
05:49I am totally ready.
05:51Yes.
05:52I don't waste a single ticket.
05:56No, I mean..
05:58What do I have to say?
06:00Do you know what?
06:01I think that the people of Pakistan
06:04are yearning to eat clean food.
06:07Absolutely.
06:08Do you remember when the food authorities were sealing
06:11the restaurants in Lahore?
06:13People were very happy.
06:14And when we used to go out to eat,
06:16we used to feel satisfied that we were eating clean food.
06:18I think if a shop opens in Lahore
06:22where people believe that it is selling pure milk and honey,
06:26it will become a millionaire in a few days.
06:28Sir, look at the plate.
06:30Wow.
06:31There is sugar in it.
06:32I can't show him the face that he won't be able to tolerate it.
06:38Listen to me. I am young.
06:39Yes.
06:40We are having an event.
06:41Yes.
06:42In the family.
06:43Yes.
06:43How many tickets will 500 people get?
06:46Two bags.
06:46It's a function of engagement.
06:48Then raise the rates.
06:49Raise the rates?
06:50You won't like it.
06:51First, show me the venue where it is.
06:54Then I will see how many tickets will be sold.
06:58Is this the place?
06:59Yes.
07:02It's the same inside.
07:03It's the same inside.
07:04There are 100 people.
07:05How much will the bread cost?
07:06What is the height?
07:07The height of the bag.
07:08No, no, no.
07:09What is the height?
07:11Where will you get a roof?
07:12What does the roof have to do with this?
07:14What does the tickets have to do with it?
07:15Take it.
07:17I am telling you.
07:18I wasn't giving you anything to eat.
07:18He is making fun of my work.
07:21Son, is the Connaught Place here?
07:24Yes, father. The Connaught Place is here.
07:26This is too much.
07:27What is the name? What is the name?
07:29Get the food ready. Get the food ready.
07:33This place has changed a lot, son.
07:36No, father. The shop has changed.
07:38It has changed a lot. It has changed a lot.
07:39Did you go to look for the Connaught Place?
07:41Yes. I told Barkhudar that I am old now.
07:45Now I just miss Delhi.
07:49Father, there are so many tickets for the waist.
07:52Do you want to eat waist tickets?
07:54No, father. It's too spicy.
07:55Why are you lying to your father?
07:58Where is the Connaught Place?
07:59Mr. Haroon, father is very busy.
08:02He is always busy with work.
08:04He has to go to Delhi to take care of the kids, me and my wife.
08:08Where is Delhi now?
08:10I miss Delhi. I have come from Delhi.
08:12Okay.
08:12Now I miss Delhi.
08:13You don't miss Delhi.
08:15You miss your girlfriend from Delhi.
08:17Yes. She understands my emotions.
08:21Father.
08:22I miss the friendship of Delhi, the flying of the pigeons,
08:25the hot kachoris.
08:28I miss them a lot.
08:30Yes, father. I have come to Delhi.
08:31Sit down.
08:32This is Delhi.
08:33Why are you lying to your father?
08:35Mr. Haroon, my wife has lost her mind.
08:38She is always talking about the Connaught Place.
08:40I will make her sit here.
08:41She can take whoever she wants.
08:43He is such a useless son.
08:45Madam, I will leave my wife here.
08:48She can take whoever she wants.
08:50Take her with you.
08:51My wife has lost her mind.
08:53Look at him.
08:55He is telling you..
08:56He is such a useless man.
08:58And I have seen such people..
09:00..who say that he has lost his mind.
09:02Do you know why he raised her?
09:05Why did he raise her?
09:07Why did he educate her?
09:08He said that when his own mind doesn't work..
09:12..then his own mind should work for him.
09:14And he leaves her with you.
09:16Sir, they say that if a father doesn't have money, he can't survive.
09:20If a father doesn't have money, he can't survive.
09:21Amazing.
09:24Mostly, such people's children treat them in such a way..
09:28..that they consider their children better than others.
09:32Every person wants to keep his children ahead.
09:36But when children leave their parents behind..
09:39..then I have seen this.
09:40I don't consider the world to be a place of action.
09:44There are many people who have committed atrocities..
09:46..and they have left the world in peace.
09:48They will be judged in the hereafter.
09:50But I have seen that those who do this to their parents..
09:54..they get some reward for it.
09:57Son, I don't see Palika Bazaar.
10:00Palika Bazaar? Palika Bazaar is not here.
10:03Oh! You stay near the dirty engine in Lahore, right?
10:11Not near. Not near. He stays right there.
10:16Not even this. This is him.
10:20This proves that he is out of his mind.
10:23He is not out of his mind.
10:24I don't think he is out of his mind. He is out of sight too.
10:28Actually, I want to buy bangles from Palika Bazaar for Bilqis.
10:33Son, where is Palika Bazaar?
10:36Sir, I am asking you. She is old. She is not here.
10:40I am sorry, son.
10:42Oh!
10:42Manage it.
10:43Okay.
10:44Okay.
10:48By the way, there is one thing. Delhi is a very beautiful city.
10:51Yes.
10:52And Palika Bazaar is under a garden.
10:55Okay.
10:56Like we have a race course here.
10:57Yes.
10:58So, Connaught Place is actually right in the middle of Delhi.
11:01There are circles. There is a market in them.
11:04Like Liberty.
11:05Yes.
11:05There is a garden opposite to it.
11:07There is a garden opposite Liberty.
11:09The basement of that is Palika Bazaar.
11:11Bangles are being sold there.
11:13Like we have a Dupatta Gali in Liberty.
11:16Like Dupatta Gali.
11:17Yes.
11:18It is exactly the same thing which is under the park.
11:21Okay.
11:21If you liked Bilqis so much, then why did you leave her?
11:25Actually, Mr. Sharma's son took an oath on our love.
11:31How?
11:32He came before the wedding procession.
11:34He was shy. He was a little shameless.
11:39Okay, sir. How is the food prepared?
11:41Believe me.
11:42Yes.
11:42If you eat the Kachoris prepared by Bilqis..
11:45..then you will forget the Kachoris prepared by Club Road.
11:47Yes. Club Road is famous for Kachoris.
11:49Hey!
11:50Don't you live in the Mosquito Colony?
11:53Sir, I don't live there.
11:55They live up there.
11:56In fact, this is the last stage of mosquitoes.
12:01They live up there.
12:03Sir, if you eat the Tikki prepared by him..
12:05Yes.
12:06..then you will forget that Bilqis is his son.
12:13What's your name? What's your name?
12:16He calls everyone by his name.
12:17What's this?
12:19The boys who make noise in the market..
12:21..and say that you are newly married..
12:23..they call you by your name.
12:25Okay. The bride is on the floor.
12:26Wow. Very good.
12:30What's so good about it? We are six.
12:32Very good. We are Raj Khajal.
12:35What happened?
12:35Mr. Arun, what should I tell you?
12:37It's my fault.
12:39I should be ashamed.
12:40Hello. Hello.
12:41Hello.
12:43Hello.
12:44Come, let's talk.
12:45Dad is also saying, come.
12:48Then why did you hit me with your shoes?
12:49A person always says..
12:50Okay, Mahabharat.
12:51..that a person should admit his mistake.
12:53Okay, what happened?
12:54Actually, I got married in a remote village.
12:57My uncle's house.
12:58Okay.
12:59I made a mistake.
13:00I told him to sit in the bus and go.
13:02No one should get into my car.
13:03Why?
13:04I told him that we talk to each other on the way.
13:06Why, darling?
13:07Yes, darling.
13:08He even shaved his head.
13:12Okay.
13:13I told him that he always does that.
13:15I told him to go to the shop.
13:18He was my sister's son.
13:20Okay.
13:21He told me that he wanted to be a sherwala.
13:22Why, darling?
13:23Yes, darling.
13:24Actually, I..
13:26I used to salute my mother-in-law.
13:29Why, darling?
13:29Yes, darling.
13:31We started the car.
13:33I had Haroon with me.
13:35Okay.
13:35I used to salute my uncle.
13:37Why, darling?
13:37Yes, darling.
13:38We used to talk to each other on the way.
13:40The car broke down on the way.
13:41Oh!
13:42We got tired from three to four places.
13:44Why, darling?
13:44Yes, darling.
13:46We didn't have money on the way.
13:48Oh!
13:48I told him not to make a mistake.
13:49He should have taken a taxi.
13:50Why, darling?
13:51Yes, darling.
13:51You don't have any money.
13:53Why don't you take some cash with you?
13:55Oh!
13:56What's her name?
13:57Yes, darling.
13:58Hey!
14:01I don't want to practice.
14:02I just said it.
14:04It's my first marriage.
14:06It's not even been eight days since you got married.
14:09And you're already talking about marriage.
14:10It's been eight days since I got married.
14:11And it's not even been eight hours since I got married.
14:14I'm just saying that you should be ashamed.
14:15You haven't understood it yet.
14:17I'm saying it now.
14:18Yes.
14:19How long has it been since you got married?
14:20It's not even been eight hours.
14:21Eight hours?
14:22No.
14:22I've been telling you that you haven't even walked for six months.
14:26Oh, God!
14:27Give me some tickets.
14:28Come, Bismillah.
14:29Here are the tickets.
14:30I've got a ticket.
14:31Go home.
14:31I'll go home if I get a ticket.
14:34Go home immediately.
14:35Sir, what kind of a couple is this?
14:37They got married and came here to eat snacks.
14:38Yes.
14:40I think you should go to the conveyor belt immediately.
14:43Go to Chingchi.
14:44Brother, where is Chingchi?
14:46Ask him where he is.
14:46Brother, are you going to Chingchi?
14:47Do I look like Chingchi to you?
14:49You don't even look like a state banker to me.
14:53You're holding her dupatta as if she's running away.
14:56No, no.
14:56No, I got married.
14:57I didn't run away.
14:58Didn't you see that the bride is walking?
15:02And she's holding her dupatta like this.
15:04I was very fond of it.
15:05The groom is coming.
15:05He's holding her dupatta.
15:07Didn't you wear a lehenga?
15:08You wore a lehenga?
15:09Yes, I wore a lehenga.
15:10You wore a lehenga on the first day.
15:11Should I put it on you?
15:12No, no.
15:13Give it to me.
15:14You're my uncle's daughter.
15:15I'll get you married to a girl who can carry you.
15:17Oh, God!
15:18Liar!
15:24Tomorrow is our reception.
15:25I remember it.
15:26Today is our wedding.
15:28I remember it.
15:30You're roaming around so much.
15:32Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow is our divorce.
15:33I remember it.
15:35Brother, where are you going?
15:36Brother, where are you going?
15:38Finally, he's a smart guy.
15:39He's a smart guy.
15:40Brother, where are you going?
15:41Yes?
15:42I'm going to the washroom.
15:43Okay, okay.
15:43I'm going to the toilet.
15:44You're here, right?
15:45Yes, yes.
15:45Clean this up.
15:49Brother, where are you going?
15:50Toilet.
15:51Brother, our car is parked outside.
15:52Okay.
15:53If you take a kick,
15:54Okay.
15:54our house is two miles away from here.
15:56Okay.
15:57Take us there.
15:57No, no. Why should I take a kick?
15:59I don't kick anyone.
16:00I'm not going anywhere.
16:00I'll take you to your destination.
16:01Brother, I'm going to Sengpur.
16:03Take me to Sengpur.
16:04Okay, fine.
16:06One minute, brother.
16:07Where are you going?
16:08I'm going to the washroom.
16:09It's a long journey.
16:10Brother, should I call you Pindi?
16:12No, it's okay.
16:13I'm here, brother.
16:14Come on, let's sit.
16:15It's just two minutes away.
16:16It's just two minutes away from here.
16:17Come on.
16:22Brother, take a kick from there.
16:24No, no.
16:24We'll go to their house and eat.
16:26Okay.
16:26Yes, biryani and spinach.
16:28Right, darling?
16:28Yes, darling.
16:29Come on.
16:30Okay, come on.
16:30We're going to reach there.
16:32Come on, brother.
16:33Are you seated?
16:33Yes, yes. Let's go.
16:34Come on.
16:35Don't look back.
16:36Don't look back.
16:36What's the matter?
16:37The road is broken.
16:38Please be careful.
16:40Brother, the government has made new roads.
16:42You can't go there.
16:43Brother, just a minute.
16:44I'll get some water.
16:45Here you go.
16:46Brother, it's a long journey.
16:48Someone has to go to the washroom.
16:49What are you saying?
16:52Darling, I was thinking about the reception.
16:53I'm thinking about the reception
16:55and you're thinking about the reception.
16:56Have you reached home?
16:57Brother, I'll get some water.
16:58I'm under a lot of pressure.
17:00I'll go to the washroom.
17:01Brother, relax.
17:02I'm here, brother.
17:03Relax, brother.
17:05Don't make excuses in front of me.
17:07There's a bathroom here too.
17:09Okay, listen to me.
17:11What do you want me to listen to?
17:13Come on, brother.
17:16You can't get down from here.
17:17Yes.
17:18Come on, brother.
17:19It's a long journey.
17:21I forgot the water again.
17:22Brother, the water..
17:22Wait. Where are we going?
17:26Brother, there's no other water dispenser here.
17:27Brother..
17:28We need a water dispenser for the washroom.
17:31Give him some water.
17:32I was thinking..
17:33I was thinking that we got married today.
17:36What will you do at the reception?
17:38I don't want to see each other at the reception.
17:43She drank the water again.
17:45Brother.
17:46Come on, brother.
17:46Brother, keep the water in your hand.
17:48You hold it.
17:49One minute. I'll go to the washroom.
17:50Hey!
17:52What are you doing?
17:54In the washroom..
17:56The more he's going to the washroom
17:57the more he should travel.
18:04Give him some water.
18:06Give him some water.
18:08Listen, brother.
18:09I won't let you drink water
18:11until I get married.
18:13I won't let you drink water.
18:14Listen to me.
18:15No, I..
18:17Oh, brother.
18:18This is the washroom.
18:20Hey!
18:21You'll carry my dead body in the washroom.
18:24Will you go?
18:25You should go to the washroom
18:26with your dead body.
18:28Come on.
18:29For God's sake.
18:31Give me more.
18:32What?
18:33Let him go.
18:33Let him go.
18:35Let him go.
18:36No, sir.
18:37He'll come in front of us.
18:38Let him go.
18:39Come on, go.
18:40Go.
18:40Hey, go to the washroom.
18:43What happened?
18:45He made me lie down.
18:49Get down.
18:50He's making fun of you.
18:51Get down.
18:52We'll go after breaking it.
18:53Come on.
18:54Promise me.
18:54You won't give it to me today.
18:55You'll be with us.
18:57I'll..
18:58Come on, get him out.
18:59Get lost.
18:59Come on.
19:00I'll..
19:00I'll break it.
19:01You stay there.
19:02Get lost.
19:02Get lost.
19:03I'll..
19:04Hey, Mistry.
19:06You wait for half an hour.
19:08I'll be back.
19:09Go.
19:10I'll be back.
19:13You're such a fool.
19:15He's earning his living.
19:16Who goes to the washroom so often?
19:18Exactly.
19:18He's making fun of me.
19:21Okay.
19:21So, where's your house?
19:23No, it's..
19:25Okay.
19:26Ma'am.
19:26Yes.
19:28There's a problem with the drink.
19:29I went to the washroom.
19:32I went there to wash my face.
19:41Thank you for taking time.
19:42You're a slow learner.
19:44I met you after a short break.
19:45I love Allah Dilta's salt drink.
19:48I love Hoshi Aariyaan.
19:50Your stuff is amazing.
19:52They say it tastes like shabby doughnuts.
19:57What?
19:58Hoshi Aariyaan…