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00:00Hoshi yaariyaan. Hoshi yaariyaan.

00:03Welcome back, viewers.

00:04Yes, Irza.

00:05Yes.

00:08She is saying yes.

00:10Both of them are obedient to each other.

00:13I just want to tell everyone this great announcement.

00:16What? What? What?

00:17All these people have conspired against me.

00:20What conspiracy?

00:22And you are also a part of that conspiracy.

00:24And what is that conspiracy?

00:25You leave that conspiracy in this segment.

00:27Otherwise, you are also a part of it.

00:30What is the conspiracy?

00:31You all have a heater.

00:33Everyone has a heater.

00:34Where is the one I have?

00:35Okay. When you had to set up a separate set..

00:39..then my corner should be like this.

00:41My corner should be like this.

00:42Are you a banker? What are you doing?

00:44No. Look, when you got this made, then you..

00:47You didn't have a heater.

00:48You will get seven cold ones.

00:51What?

00:51You will get seven cold ones.

00:53What is cold ones?

00:54Where is the cold one?

00:55This is a room. This is a room.

00:58And there is a heater in front of the room.

01:01Okay.

01:01And the heater is second to this.

01:04Girida, there is nothing left in your house.

01:06All the leftovers will come from here.

01:08What should I do? I feel very cold.

01:10If you still check my hands, then they are as cold as ice.

01:13No. No. I am sure.

01:14In such winters, you shouldn't even check anyone's hands.

01:18One second. One second. One second.

01:21What happened?

01:21What are you wearing?

01:22Sir, this..

01:25Come here. Come here.

01:26He is sitting on the towel.

01:27Come here. Come here.

01:29Come here.

01:30Teddy outfit.

01:31Yes.

01:32Oh, wow!

01:34What are you wearing?

01:35What is this? You look like a fool.

01:37God bless you. You look like a fool.

01:43Wow!

01:44Fool.

01:45What are these clothes?

01:48I didn't bring them for kids. I brought them for you.

01:49My son spoke to me in the morning.

01:52What?

01:52He called me and told me what he was wearing.

01:55Okay.

01:56He said, Abhishek, it's fine.

01:57When it gets hot, get a bigger washing machine.

02:00Abhishek, I feel as if you are wearing a dirty diaper.

02:04We have saved a lot from the acid.

02:08We were saying, how will the rest come from the sky?

02:13I feel as if the coffee is going to get mixed in the milk.

02:16Oh, wow!

02:18Look at him.

02:19He can't say anything sensible.

02:20Hey, Pundi.

02:22I was telling you, sir. My Pundi.

02:24That's the reason.

02:25That's the reason.

02:25That's my heart.

02:26Do you know whom I used to call?

02:27My Pundi.

02:28The one who used to wear small clothes

02:30when he used to go for harvesting.

02:31Yes.

02:32That's him.

02:33It's me.

02:33God knows, that's him.

02:35Okay, tell me.

02:37By the way, his shoes are nice.

02:39They are very nice.

02:39These shoes are so nice that no one has teeth these days.

02:42Really?

02:46Mr. Arun, I was telling him outside

02:48that I am wearing clothes that I want to eat.

02:52I told him that you are running away from me.

02:56Give me the bag. Let's go.

02:59Wow!

03:01Aren't you looking at Malaika?

03:02Oh, my God!

03:03Oh, wow!

03:04By the way, Malaika, you really look like

03:06you have come from the Putin's area.

03:08The last sack was left in the bag.

03:10I got out of it.

03:11She was insisting with me.

03:12No, Malaika, you are also..

03:14Look at the jacket she is wearing.

03:16She looks like Shah Noor's fighter.

03:18What do you know?

03:20She is wearing a fur jacket.

03:21Don't you know that?

03:22She is wearing a fur jacket.

03:23You are wearing a fur jacket after doing a few shows.

03:26You are wearing a fur jacket.

03:28You are still wearing a cardigan.

03:31Mr. Agha's hands are so small

03:33that he can't even hold the handkerchief of a thief.

03:39Sir, the police were supposed to come here.

03:41They didn't come.

03:41Why?

03:42They said that the hands of the law are very long.

03:43Yours are small.

03:45Mr. Agha's hands are so small

03:47that he can't even fix the dictionary.

03:49Come to the bench.

03:51If you want to sit on the bench, you can do that.

03:54What is this?

03:55If everyone is done, let's go to the audience.

03:58They are waiting.

03:58Yes.

03:59She is not done with you. You do it.

04:02Yes, sir.

04:02Greetings, sir.

04:03Greetings.

04:04How are you, sir?

04:05I am fine.

04:06Sir, my son and I came to watch your show

04:08from Islamabad.

04:10Sir, thank you very much.

04:11I am really humbled.

04:12What is your name?

04:13Haider Ali.

04:14Haider Ali.

04:15And your name, sir?

04:16Sir, my name is Kaisar Ali.

04:17God bless you.

04:18Both of your names are very nice.

04:19Thank you so much.

04:20Yes, sir.

04:21Sir, I would like to dedicate a song.

04:23Who thinks he will sing well?

04:25I think so.

04:26Yes.

04:26I also think he will sing well.

04:28He will sing well, sir.

04:28Yes, sir.

04:29Raat yun dil mein teri bhuli hui yaad aayi

04:41Jaise veeran mein chukke se bahar aajaaye

04:49Jaise sehraon pe haule se chale baad-e-naseen

05:02Jaise bimaar ko be wajhe karar aajaaye

05:11Aap baithe hain baalim pe meri

05:18Maut ka zor chalta nahi hain

05:25Aap baithe hain baalim pe meri

05:32Maut ka zor chalta nahi hain

05:38Aap baithe hain baalim pe meri

05:45Maut ka zor chalta nahi hain

05:52Maut mujhko gawara hai lekin

05:59Kya karoon dam nikalta nahi

06:03Wow, Jai.

06:04Wow, wow.

06:05Very nice.

06:06Aap baithe hain baalim pe meri

06:17You sang very well.

06:19Do you sing professionally?

06:21What do you do?

06:21Yes, sir. I sing.

06:22Okay, okay, okay.

06:24Mashallah.

06:24Okay, next.

06:25Greetings.

06:26Greetings, sir.

06:27My name is Rana Muhammad Azad.

06:29Rana Muhammad Azad.

06:31Yes.

06:31I want to dedicate a small poetry to Abid.

06:35Wow.

06:36What is it?

06:36Who is Abid?

06:37There are two Abids here.

06:38Abid Ali.

06:39Abid Ali.

06:40Yes.

06:40Abid Ali.

06:41Whatever I have learnt, the world has taught me.

06:44Okay.

06:46Whatever I have learnt, the world has taught me.

06:49Okay.

06:50Every dear one has made me cry a lot.

06:52Wow, wow, wow.

06:54One by one.

06:55No one is dear to me.

06:58Okay.

06:58Even this has been told to me by a dear one.

07:01Wow.

07:01Absolutely right.

07:02No one is dear to me.

07:05Even this has been told to me by a dear one.

07:07To me.

07:08Every pain teaches a lesson.

07:11Every pain teaches a lesson.

07:14And every lesson makes a person.

07:16Sir, very good.

07:17Very good, sir.

07:20I remembered a poem while learning.

07:23Yes, yes.

07:23Give me 200 rupees. I have kept it in my pocket.

07:27We have not learnt anything by laughing or crying.

07:30Okay.

07:31We have not learnt anything by laughing or crying.

07:32Stupid kid. Stupid kid.

07:34We have not learnt anything by crying.

07:35We have learnt a little by being someone's.

07:38Wow.

07:39Wow, wow.

07:40Thank you. Thank you.

07:42I have also written a poem.

07:44Yes, yes.

07:44I have also written a poem.

07:46Get me some water. I want to recite a poem.

07:49Recite a poem.

07:49Why should I recite a poem?

07:50Why not?

07:51Is it because of the train or the weather?

07:53Recite it. Recite it.

07:56If he was a poet, he would have recited a poem.

08:00I felt shy when I saw your happiness.

08:03What happened?

08:04I felt shy.

08:04I felt shy when I saw your happiness.

08:07Yes.

08:07I was surrounded by such thoughts.

08:10The time has come and someone has become Preet.

08:12You have remembered.

08:14The time has come and someone has become Preet.

08:16Someone has become Preet.

08:17It was deep.

08:18Deep, deep, deep.

08:19It was deep.

08:20One second. Recite it again.

08:24You are very good at panting.

08:25I thought you were going to do a step.

08:30Where was I?

08:31On the hill.

08:32I have brought you to the same place.

08:37The time has come and someone has become Preet.

08:39You have remembered.

08:42I don't know how to recite a poem.

08:43Then recite a poem.

08:47Next.

08:48Greetings.

08:49Greetings, dear.

08:50I want to recite a funny poem to you.

08:54What is your name, dear?

08:55My name is Mukaddes Azal Rana.

08:57Okay.

08:58I want to recite a funny poem to you.

09:01I dedicate it to Mr. Goga.

09:03Wow.

09:07The weather has turned bitter.

09:09You have taken out the umbrella.

09:12You fought with the ice cream.

09:13The peanut came home.

09:15You broke the bond with the bottle.

09:17You joined the relationship with the tea.

09:19Wow.

09:19Mr. Goga stopped taking bath as he caught a cold.

09:24Wow.

09:28I have been noticing for a long time.

09:29Where is this smell coming from?

09:33Then you thought that the water was not coming in the morning.

09:38Goga, has it ever happened that after your bath

09:41the sewage system of your place has been clogged?

09:44He must not have understood this.

09:45How would he know? Ask him directly.

09:47Ask him directly.

09:48Goga, has it ever happened?

09:50He is like a child.

09:51He eats the soil in the morning.

09:54Next.

09:55Greetings.

09:56Greetings.

09:57My name is Abu Zaraslam.

09:58Okay.

09:59By profession, I am a teacher.

10:01Wow. Very good.

10:05I want to recite two lines of poetry to you.

10:08Go ahead.

10:08There was something special in those things.

10:10There was something special in those things.

10:12That we used to have in between.

10:14Okay.

10:15Remembering and crying about those things.

10:17Yes.

10:18Remembering and crying about those things

10:20that we used to have in between.

10:22Is it over?

10:25It is over, sir.

10:26Is it over?

10:26It is over.

10:27No, it is not over.

10:28Not yet.

10:29And I too was once engrossed in that pond of love.

10:32He is spoiling the poem. He is making a miscall.

10:36And I too was once engrossed in that pond of love.

10:39Pond of love.

10:41That we used to have in between.

10:43That we used to have in between.

10:46Now tell me, did I have a dinner?

10:49Did you have a dinner?

10:50It will be good. Listen.

10:51Yes, brother.

10:52Yes, brother.

10:53Sir, I have pointed out that the frog thing

10:55was done by Mr. Goga.

10:57Okay.

10:58Mr. Agar, when you have a scratch on your knees

11:00how do you do it?

11:02I don't do it.

11:04I keep scratching my knees.

11:06I start scratching here.

11:06A person behind me says, brother, go to Chang Bazar.

11:11Very good.

11:13Viewers, this was today's show.

11:14We will meet you in the next show.

11:16Take good care of yourselves.

11:17Allah Hafiz.

Haroon Rafiq Hain Kinse Mutasir, Sab Kay Name Le Diye - Hoshyarian

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