Aired (February 1, 2025): Netflix and chill, pero in the end, napunta sa awayan? Sa mga may asawa, naranasan niyo na ba ang ganyang bonding na nauwi sa ‘thrill’? I-comment niyo na kung katulad kayo ni Alex Calleja. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:30That's when you'll get angry.
00:31That's when you won't get angry.
00:33You'll just keep going.
00:34It's a trick question.
00:35Promise, promise, I love you.
00:37You just have to answer it.
00:38There's a ball.
00:40That's how it is.
00:40Once you've answered it properly.
00:42How do you promise?
00:43Promise, promise, you won't be like that.
00:44Life goes on.
02:14I know that when you go home, it's closed, right?
02:17It's a good thing that you turn on the lights,
02:19and the house will suddenly be on fire.
02:21You're waving!
02:25Let's just sleep in the house.
02:26Let's not sleep in the room.
02:27What's there to sleep in the room?
02:29Wave?
02:29Wave, too?
02:31That's it.
02:33Wait a minute.
02:34Have you two ever been caught?
02:37The truth is, have you ever been caught?
02:39No.
02:41I'll give you a yes.
02:43I want the yes.
02:45No, because I've already thought about it.
02:47I've thought about it.
02:49I'm full of appreciation.
02:51For example, even if I have a boyfriend,
02:53when I look at a girl,
02:55I just appreciate her.
02:57I'm just like that.
02:59But when I got caught,
03:01I'm loyal.
03:03Your Honor, I promise I'll tell the truth.
03:05I'm also thankful for technology.
03:07Why?
03:09Because when technology came out,
03:11it was no longer difficult for a girl.
03:13It's even better.
03:15Do you remember the cell phone?
03:17Nokia?
03:19The one without a picture?
03:21The one with a flat track.
03:23It's very durable.
03:25When it falls, it breaks.
03:27The keypad, the battery, the casing.
03:29You just need to assemble it.
03:31And you just need to pull it out.
03:33You just need to pull it out.
03:35You just need to pull it out.
03:37When it's New Year,
03:39before everyone gets busy,
03:41I want to greet you.
03:43And up to 144 characters,
03:45you know,
03:47I have something important to say.
03:51The good thing about the text,
03:53there's a suspense.
03:55Yes, one of three.
03:57If your husband already broke up with you,
03:59you can complete it.
04:01If it's gone, don't go back.
04:03If it's gone, two out of three thousand three.
04:05You don't know what your fault is.
04:07Something happened to me.
04:09The body was deleted.
04:11Let me tell you.
04:13I like going to art galleries.
04:15Wow.
04:17Learned person.
04:19I met Athena there.
04:21Athena.
04:23Women are beautiful.
04:25She's a student.
04:27I have a foundation.
04:29You're a student and you have a foundation.
04:31I support colleges so they can study.
04:33So Pegasus is the name of this foundation?
04:35Correct.
04:37Art Exhibit Pegasus.
04:39This is what it looks like.
04:419 by 12 video.
04:43I messaged Athena.
04:45This is what happened.
04:47Do you remember cellphones?
04:49The good thing about cellphones,
04:51you can text one time.
04:53Even if you don't look.
04:551.a, 2.b, 3.c.
04:59You can fight.
05:01If you text, you can delete.
05:03Clear.
05:05Yes. Clear history.
05:07Athena messaged me.
05:09I was next to my wife.
05:11I was sleeping.
05:13So she's your ex?
05:15Yes. I'm not her ex.
05:17I'm helping her.
05:19Be careful with my questions.
05:21I'm messaging Athena.
05:23I was texting my wife.
05:25We're on the same phone.
05:27I thought of her.
05:29Right?
05:31Do you want to be clip hangers?
05:33How can Alex Calieto be famous?
05:35In the next episode.
05:37When I texted her,
05:39her text went down.
05:41I hid the text.
05:43Who texted you?
05:45From point a to point b.
05:47It's a matrix.
05:49Delete.
05:51Clear logs.
05:53I thought, there's no one.
05:55I got jealous.
05:59Your hands are fast.
06:03I'm just telling you.
06:05Especially during the pandemic.
06:09I'm glad you invited me.
06:11I want to share.
06:13I'm just telling you.
06:15But recently,
06:17I'm having a hard time.
06:19I have a wife.
06:21Your current life.
06:23Love is crazy.
06:25Why is it crazy?
06:27Why?
06:29I watched Netflix.
06:31February 7th.
06:33Netflix.
06:35The food was good.
06:37My wife and I are having a good time.
06:39Netflix and chill.
06:41It's good.
06:43I chose a movie.
06:45There's a third party story.
06:49I know this.
06:51After 5 minutes,
06:53I was like...
06:55Why?
06:59If you're doing this to me,
07:03it's my fault.
07:05It's not like that.
07:07It's my fault.
07:09We fell asleep.
07:11We were laughing.
07:13When I woke up, I was crying.
07:17I was crying at 5am.
07:19Psycho.
07:21Why are you crying?
07:23Why are you crying?
07:25I had a dream about a woman.
07:27You had a dream?
07:29Yes.
07:31It was a dream.
07:33If you fall asleep,
07:35I'll enter your dream.
07:37I'll say sorry.
07:41He's like a partner in life.
07:45I'll get mad and laugh.
07:47Don't do this at 3am.
07:49You'll stand in the corner.
07:51Your hair is like that.
07:53Stop it.
07:55You'll stand in the dark.
07:57I'll bang you.
08:01I'll admit it.
08:03I have a woman.
08:07We'll bang them.
08:09We'll wake them up.
08:13Why did you do that?
08:15It's a dream.
08:17If you want to reach out to a woman,
08:19you have to be strong.
08:21If you want a woman,
08:23you have to be non-verbal.
08:25That's good.
08:27You don't have to say it.
08:29I slapped my wife.
08:31Don't understand the time.
08:33I'm enjoying.
08:37I slapped my wife.
08:39She said,
08:41I want to have sex with you tonight.
08:43When?
08:45You didn't pick up the cue.
08:47We have cues.
08:49We don't want to say it.
08:51When was that?
08:53She's frustrated.
08:55You're insensitive.
08:57You didn't feel it.
08:59Last night,
09:01I went to the bathroom.
09:03I was naked.
09:05I asked my hair.
09:07It hit you, right?
09:09It's a section.
09:11You're slow.
09:13When I'm in the jeep,
09:15it's a section.
09:17Why can't I just say it?
09:19Say it.
09:23I want to apologize on behalf of all women.
09:25Just say it.
09:27Directly.
09:29Do you want to go to the bathroom?
09:31Or do you want to have sex?
09:33What do you want?
09:35Do you have a problem?
09:37Don't you know?
09:41I'm asking.
09:43Why don't you know?
09:45Why don't you know?
09:47I'm sorry to men.
09:49If you don't know,
09:51that's your issue.
09:53You don't know.
09:55Why am I angry?
09:57It's not important.
09:59Why don't you know?
10:01No one is fighting because you're stupid.
10:03That's how it is.
10:05I still don't know.
10:07You're still figuring it out.
10:09Okay.
10:11That's why I didn't break up with her.
10:13We fought 10 years ago.
10:15I didn't break up with her in 2027.
10:17Why?
10:19So that I can figure it out.
10:21So that you can stay in a relationship.
10:23So that I can figure it out.
10:25That's what took so long.
10:27I'll figure it out. I promise.