ぴったり にちようチャップリン 2025年2月8日 トム・ブラウン（秘）漫才＆ギルガメッシュな夜
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00:00Congratulations!
00:02The new faces are coming one after another.
00:05Chaplin High School 2025!
00:09From the young to the old,
00:11a great gathering of talented people!
00:16The old man with three stories will be presenting the legendary story!
00:20In 2024, Tom Brown, the comic book author,
00:24and the chaotic, but energetic comic book author,
00:27Tom Brown!
00:35Hello!
00:37I'm Tom Brown!
00:41I know where you live!
00:47Nice to meet you!
00:50I'll do my best!
00:52You know,
00:54gorillas are really smart.
00:57Oh, I see.
00:58Some of them have IQs of 100,
01:00and some of them can even use a sign language.
01:03That's amazing!
01:05In my theory,
01:07there are some gorillas that can speak a little when they go deep into the mountains,
01:11and some of them will answer you when you ask them about their dreams for the future!
01:19Then, I'll be the gorilla!
01:22Uh-huh.
01:26Theoretical!
01:30You're completely logical!
01:35Then, I'll be the wild gorilla.
01:38I'll be looking for wild gorillas and ask them about their dreams.
01:44Is there a gorilla?
01:46I want to ask gorillas about their dreams!
01:49Gorillas!
01:50Gorillas are here!
01:52Gorillas are here!
01:53Ask them about their dreams!
01:55Gorillas?
01:56Gorillas?
01:58I want to ask gorillas about their dreams.
02:01What are their dreams?
02:08Pilots!
02:10Pilots!
02:16You're a total gorilla!
02:19Don't kill me before I tell you about my dreams!
02:22Don't underestimate animals.
02:24What?
02:25Humans live in the air, so they have to go lower.
02:28I don't like that.
02:33Gorillas!
02:35Gorillas are here!
02:37Ask them about their dreams!
02:38Gorillas!
02:40Gorillas are here!
02:42Ask them about their dreams!
02:52I want to ask gorillas about their dreams.
02:58You're a total gorilla!
03:00Don't kill me before I tell you about my dreams!
03:02Don't underestimate animals.
03:04Humans live in the air, so they have to go lower.
03:06I don't like that.
03:09You're a total gorilla!
03:11You're a total gorilla!
03:13Ask them about their dreams!
03:14Gorillas?
03:15Gorillas?
03:18Hey, hey, hey!
03:20Hey, hey, hey!
03:21Hey, hey, hey!
03:34PCR, police!
03:40That's unusual!
03:42You're an unusual gorilla!
03:47Gorillas!
03:49Gorillas are here!
03:50Gorillas are the most equal!
03:53Gorillas are the best neighbours!
03:56Gorillas!
03:57Gorillas!
03:58Don't underestimate them!
04:03He stopped!
04:10P.R.
04:12He's been hit by a P.R.!
04:13The door to a plane!
04:15He's destroyed it!
04:16Pilot
04:46This is amazing!
04:48It's because my mom was at the zoo
04:50that I was able to make my dream come true!
04:52This is a great story!
04:56The final ending!
05:00The dream is a world without humans!
05:06I'm going home now!
05:08Good job!
05:12Tom Brown, good job!
05:14Good job!
05:18How was it, Daigo?
05:20It's still weird.
05:22I don't know what this is about.
05:26Why are they laughing?
05:28I still don't know why they're laughing.
05:30That's true.
05:32I think it's because they're both weird.
05:34That's right.
05:36They don't need to be serious
05:38when they talk about their dreams.
05:40Your dream is based on reality.
05:42You can't even say
05:44It's no good.
05:45It's not good.
05:47You said you wanted to be a pilot.
05:49But you said it was no good!
05:52We will be watching the 100th live
05:54of the master of the manzai.
05:56Please watch the technique.
05:583 seconds!
06:05Hello!
06:07Thank you!
06:08Thank you very much.
06:10Please stop talking.
06:12Did you do it?
06:13You can't hear my voice.
06:15It's scary.
06:17Let me introduce myself.
06:18My name is Takakura.
06:21My partner's name is Kubo.
06:25I'm Shoronpo.
06:26Nice to meet you.
06:27I thought you were my colleague.
06:28I'm Kubo.
06:29I'm good at saying vegetables.
06:32Are you familiar with vegetables?
06:34You can say it by using the name of vegetables.
06:40For example, eggplant has a lot of water content, so it's good for dieting.
06:50It's a vegetable human life.
06:53You can say vegetables like this.
06:56Anything is fine.
06:58Tomato.
06:59If the sugar content is high, it sinks into the water.
07:03If the sugar content is low, it is fresh.
07:07Especially, if there is a line of radiation on the bottom of the vegetable, it is delicious.
07:13It's a vegetable human life.
07:16I'm curious about that.
07:18This is a famous line when I go to a good restaurant.
07:20I always go to a good restaurant.
07:22You always say that.
07:23Anything is fine.
07:24Give me vegetables.
07:25Bean sprouts.
07:26If these vegetables are not cheap, they are dead.
07:32That's your impression.
07:35Give me bean sprouts.
07:37Give me vegetables.
07:39Asparagus.
07:40Delicious food contains a lot of water content and is crispy.
07:49Don't you know?
07:50I don't know.
07:52Give me vegetables.
07:55There are many delicious ways to eat.
07:58It's delicious when you eat it with a skewer.
08:02It's delicious.
08:05Have you ever eaten it?
08:07Give me vegetables.
08:08Why do you keep saying it like a souvenir?
08:11Give me vegetables.
08:12Potato.
08:13I think I'm getting a little tired.
08:17Please do your best to listen.
08:21From now on, I will say a potato poop.
08:25It's harder than bean sprouts.
08:27What are you talking about?
08:30What are you talking about?
08:32Give me vegetables.
08:34Don't you have anything decent?
08:36I will say a vegetable poop.
08:39Isn't it wide?
08:40You can do it.
08:41What is the best thing for humans?
08:48It's a dog.
08:49Where are the vegetables?
08:51It's a vegetable human dog.
08:53I don't understand.
08:54Thank you very much.
08:58Thank you for your 3 seconds.
09:01Thank you very much.
09:04Haruka, how was it?
09:06It was very interesting.
09:08It was like a manzai example from start to finish.
09:13It's completely different.
09:14It was fun.
09:15This is manzai.
09:17It's amazing that you do TANDOKU LIVE 100 times.
09:23Do you think it's TANDOKU LIVE today?
09:25No.
09:26Do you have a goal for 2025?
09:30I do TANDOKU LIVE.
09:34It's like a manzai.
09:38That's right.
09:40Do you have a rhythm story?
09:44I don't have a rhythm story.
09:47Do you have a rhythm story?
09:49I only thought about the rhythm of the story.
09:52Let's do it.
09:533 3 3 3 seconds.
09:57It's not good.
10:00It's definitely a manzai.
10:02Let's do manzai.
10:03Let's do manzai.
10:05A man and a woman duo with 9 years of experience and 8 years of unrequited love.
10:09Two people are quiet.
10:21I'm sorry to have you drive instead of me.
10:24Let's have the best trip.
10:29Isn't the car behind us coming?
10:32That's right.
10:34It's coming at a great speed.
10:36It's dangerous.
10:40I was surprised.
10:41It's coming down.
10:49It's hitting me.
10:52It's a trip, but it's a disaster.
10:54This is dangerous.
10:56Call the police.
10:59Wait a minute.
11:05I thought this rhythm would go well with this music.
11:09What are you doing?
11:11I thought it would be better to have fun at this time.
11:14Are you hitting me with a great face?
11:16Let's change the pinch to a chance.
11:20What are you doing?
11:21Don't stimulate me.
11:23The rhythm doesn't fly with the winker.
11:25The engine is no good.
11:27Stop the side brake.
11:30The difference between the outside and the inside is amazing.
11:33Stop it.
11:36Don't take the rhythm of the dashboard.
11:43Don't set it up.
11:45Don't play with the reclining.
11:47Don't make a strange face when you come back.
11:50It's not funny.
11:51What is this?
11:54Stop it.
11:55This is expensive.
11:57Stop it.
11:59Wait a minute.
12:02I'm very tired.
12:04Can I stop it?
12:08Stop it.
12:10You are good at finding songs.
12:13What kind of ability do you have?
12:15What should I do?
12:17Kaguya-kun.
12:18What?
12:21I like you.
12:24What?
12:26I wanted you to say this.
12:28It's fun to go on a trip with you.
12:32I want to be with you from now on.
12:35So please go out with me.
12:43I'm sorry.
12:46I know it's not the right time.
12:49But I've never seen you like that.
12:52We are going on a trip together.
12:55We are just friends.
12:57I have a girlfriend.
12:59Didn't I tell you?
13:01I have a girlfriend.
13:03What?
13:05She went home.
13:07I'm glad.
13:09You should call the police.
13:11I'll call the police.
13:16Wait.
13:18Wait.
13:20Wait.
13:27I'm in love now.
13:32I'm holding my naked heart.
13:46Thank you very much.
13:49Thank you for your performance.
13:54How was it?
13:56It was fun.
13:58It was a new experience for a man and a woman duo.
14:03I didn't know that Aori driving could be so fun.
14:07That's right.
14:09It was fun.
14:11And Karikoru.
14:13Karikoru has a crush on Kaguya.
14:16Is that true?
14:18Yes.
14:20It's been 8 years since I had a crush on her.
14:24Did you ask her to go out with you?
14:27I called her twice.
14:30You didn't call her?
14:31No.
14:32How about you, Kaguya?
14:35I'm sorry.
14:39It's very awkward.
14:41The main story continues.
14:43Yes.
14:45Karikoru wrote the story.
14:49Did you write the story?
14:52We went on a trip together.
14:55We are good friends, but he doesn't want to go out with me.
15:02I want to see it again.
15:07This is the night of Gilgamesh.
15:11I let go of my legs.
15:14You can walk now.
15:16It's a miracle that I'm standing now.
15:19The next day.
15:22It's a legendary late-night program.
15:26It's the story of a man who fell asleep for the first time in 33 years.
15:39If Tsuyoshi Nagamuchi sings the same song,
15:43he will fall down.
15:46It's hot.
15:48This is sesame miso.
15:51It's sesame flavor.
15:53Don't be shy.
15:55Look at all the rice cakes.
15:58The mouse is eating rice.
16:04Even if a woman calls me,
16:06even if a mother calls me,
16:08I don't care.
16:12I bought a bowl of tea around Japan.
16:20The next is a series of songs that Tsuyoshi Nagamuchi sings.
16:23First is winter.
16:25Yukiya Konko.
16:31Even if I shake it, it doesn't shake.
16:35The dog runs around in joy.
16:39The cat is mischievous.
16:44The next is autumn.
16:46The voice of a bug.
16:50Even if I shake it, it doesn't shake.
17:00Even if I shake it, it doesn't shake.
17:09Even if I shake it, it doesn't shake.
17:12The next is spring.
17:14Where do you expect to get the sound?
17:17If you become a first-year student.
17:19If I become a first-year student.
17:23Was it fast?
17:24If I become a first-year student,
17:28can I make 100 friends?
17:32I want to eat with 100 people.
17:37On top of Mount Fuji.
17:39Onigiri.
17:48Did you guess right?
17:51The last is summer.
17:53It's Katatsumuri.
18:02Where is your head?
18:07I want to stick out my horns.
18:09I want to do it.
18:10I want to stick out my tongue.
18:16Thank you very much.
18:19Wonderful.
18:22Thank you for your hard work.
18:24Thank you very much.
18:26How was it?
18:28Mr. Ichinichi's tongue is a happy thing for everyone.
18:33It's amazing.
18:35When I was a child, I was told that I shouldn't look at it.
18:39I saw the castle, but now the children say,
18:41Oh, it came out.
18:43It's amazing.
18:46It's like Somenosuke Sometaro.
18:48It's like Kasamawashi.
18:49It's moving more than usual today.
18:51I'm 60 years old now.
18:53Mr. Ichirin has a long history.
18:55I'm the same age as Mr. Uchimura.
18:57I'm embarrassed.
19:00I don't know if I'm on a naked show every week.
19:04It's a legendary show.
19:06There was an erotic show called Gilgamesh Night.
19:09I've seen it all.
19:12You're not your parents.
19:14You were born on the show.
19:18That's right.
19:20Thanks to Gilgamesh.
19:23I think there are many.
19:25It was good for prevention of dementia.
19:28I did it for six and a half years.
19:30Look at the population of six and a half years.
19:32It's going up a lot.