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00:00People wanted to get rid of their diamonds during the Great Depression.
00:03That's why we decided to make campaign slogans like
00:07Diamonds Are Forever
00:09and Give a Diamond to a Woman
00:11and You Might Get Lucky Tonight.
00:13After all, these little disco nuggets are really, really shiny and rare.
00:19Look into a diamond and you just might see forever.
00:24My shiny-ass pebbles were discovered in the darkest corners of the Earth,
00:28where there is sometimes slave labor.
00:31Our rubies shine bright crimson,
00:34like the blood of those who died mining for them.
00:36Is diamond mining even ethical?
00:39Why don't you ask your wife that
00:40as you're putting on this $20,000 diamond necklace?
00:45It's the price you pay for renewing your vows
00:48after getting caught with the neighbor's wife shining your emeralds.
00:51And even if you walk on such moral high ground
00:54that even I ought to be kissing your feet,
00:56you really have no excuse not to purchase
00:59these gleaming lab-grown buggers.
01:03Aside from being overwhelming and less expensive,
01:05the quality of these diamonds is superb
01:09and often can't be distinguished from ones found
01:12lodged in the forearm of a diamond miner
01:14who was caught in a shaft explosion.
01:16For that really special someone,
01:18we have the most expensive diamonds in the lot.
01:21So expensive that the value depreciates
01:24as soon as you give it to that special someone.
01:27So you better be fucking sure she says...