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00:00This evening, we will send the power of mid-to-high school stars to raise the intensity of the Yamauchi's!
00:08So, here we go!
00:10I am Chidori Kamaitachi Awa.
00:12Thank you!
00:14So, what is today's topic?
00:16The topic for this time is this!
00:18Let's raise the intensity of the Yamauchi's! Part 3!
00:20I don't know what is it.
00:22I don't know what it is.
00:24He's the same age as Yamauchi and Hezumaryu in Taikan.
00:29That's not true.
00:31Yamauchi hasn't been promoted yet.
00:34But last year in Shimane, there was a news like this.
00:37Take a look.
00:38Yamauchi's younger brother, Naruto.
00:40He was the police chief for a day to prevent fraud.
00:45That's great.
00:46Takeshi is now promoted to Hikakin.
00:48He's promoted.
00:49Pooh is also Hikakin.
00:52Hello, YouTube.
00:53Hello, YouTube.
00:55So, this time, I'm going to borrow the power of this person to raise the sensitivity of Yamauchi.
01:00It's Aeno Kouji Kimura.
01:02It doesn't matter at all.
01:04After all, Yamauchi is poisonous.
01:07But it's still poisonous.
01:09But Aeno Kouji Kimura is interesting.
01:12He's tired.
01:13The sensitivity of middle schoolers is excellent.
01:15It's very popular.
01:17I remember how to spit poison.
01:18That's right.
01:19You're too much of a person.
01:21No, that's not true.
01:23That's what I'm saying now.
01:25So, please take a look at this.
01:27Speaking of Aeno Kouji Kimura.
01:50Yamauchi is a local Shimane.
01:52What do you think of Yamauchi?
01:54It's good to raise Hama-chan.
01:56But if I don't raise her, she'll be arrogant.
01:59She'll be arrogant.
02:00I'll be in a bad mood.
02:03So, this time, I'm going to be Yamano Kouji Kimimaro.
02:06Let's catch the heart of middle schoolers.
02:08Yamano Kouji Kimimaro.
02:10Yes, yes, yes.
02:11No, no, no.
02:12This time, I'm going to arrange it according to Mr. Kimimaro's taste.
02:16This time, I'm going to arrange it according to Mr. Kimimaro's taste.
02:19Yes, let's do it in our own style.
02:21And the finished Yamauchi taste Kimimaro story will be performed in front of 20 middle schoolers.
02:28Wow, we're actually doing it.
02:29Yes, we're actually doing it.
02:30It's tough.
02:31Ayano Kouji Kimimaro's taste.
02:33The first is a greeting that makes you laugh.
02:47Sometimes, he also incorporates small things.
02:50The prince of the hanikami in the entertainment world.
02:53I'm Kouji Kimimaro.
02:56Nice to meet you.
02:58What's the prince of the hanikami?
03:00It's funny because there's a gap.
03:01It's funny because there's a gap.
03:02It's funny because there's a gap.
03:04It's funny because it's not said.
03:06Yes, the gap.
03:07Is there a hairstyle?
03:10Yes, there is.
03:11Oh, there is.
03:12Oh, I see.
03:13I think the hairstyle is the weirdest.
03:15Even if it's not bald.
03:17Oh, I see.
03:18Oh, I see.
03:19I'm sorry.
03:20If this Yamauchi is poisonous, it's a little weird.
03:23That's right.
03:24This is the real thing.
03:26The real thing?
03:27Stop it.
03:28The real thing?
03:29That's not true.
03:30Please put it on.
03:36Oh, it's good.
03:37It's really good.
03:39Please look back.
03:41Oh, it's good.
03:42Oh, it's good.
03:43It's good.
03:44It's good.
03:45It's good.
03:46It's good.
03:47It's good.
03:48It's crazy.
03:49The person who tied it up.
03:51It's all fantasy because this person said it.
03:53That's right.
03:54It's crazy.
03:55It's dark, Yamauchi.
03:57That's right.
03:58It was dark until now.
03:59This is better.
04:02It's good.
04:03It's really good.
04:04Why didn't you do that?
04:05It's really good.
04:06Really?
04:07Do you want to think about it?
04:08That's right.
04:09It's a perfect match for the Hanikami Prince of the theater world.
04:12Well, it's Yamauchi, so it's usually the entertainment world.
04:15The entertainment world...
04:23Isn't it too much?
04:25What do you mean by making a story?
04:28After all, Otani Shohei and Nitoriu.
04:31Let's go there.
04:32Nitoriu of the entertainment world.
04:33I'm Yamauchi, who is doing something with something.
04:37Well, I think it's okay to pretend to be a manzai.
04:39Manzai and something else.
04:41I'm doing it as a manzai and an idol.
04:46Let's try it once.
04:47Manzai and idol.
04:48Manzai and idol.
04:50Like that.
04:51Yes.
04:56Hello.
04:57Nitoriu of the entertainment world.
04:59I'm doing it as a manzai and an idol.
05:03I'm Kouji Yamano.
05:05I'm Kimimaro.
05:06The tempo is bad.
05:07It's a manzai of tempo.
05:08Speak while remembering.
05:09That's right.
05:11It's not a manzai of tempo.
05:13And his face is scary.
05:15It's scary.
05:18To put it simply, I'm doing it as a manzai and a visual of face.
05:25It's easy to understand.
05:27It's better to show the face of the visual of the face.
05:30That's right.
05:33It's better to show the face of the visual of the face.
05:37It's better to show the face of the visual of the face.
05:39It's easier to understand.
05:41I'm doing it as a manzai and a visual of face.
05:46Okay.
05:48It's getting better.
05:49I'm Kouji Yamano and Kimimaro.
05:51First of all, I'm Kouji Yamano and Kimimaro.
05:56I'm Kenji Yamauchi.
05:57Can I call you Kenji Yamauchi?
05:59Is that so?
06:00The second secret is to play with customers.
06:26I put on makeup.
06:28Makeup.
06:29I put on makeup.
06:30You put on thick makeup.
06:34I put on thick makeup because it's cold in winter.
06:40Let's talk about that.
06:41I put on thick makeup because it's cold in winter.
06:46That's a good one.
06:48You put on thick makeup because it's cold in winter.
06:52You put on thick makeup because it's cold in winter.
06:58It's hard to say.
07:03That's why you're good at it.
07:06That's why you're scary.
07:07You have to blame where you're reliant on.
07:10You have to blame where you're reliant on.
07:11You have to shake it carefully.
07:13It's scary to see customers.
07:15That's right.
07:16I went outside today.
07:18It was cold and windy.
07:20I went back to my room and put on a face mask.
07:23The customers seemed to put on thick makeup today.
07:25So, I put on a face mask.
07:28After you said that you put on a face mask,
07:33you always put on a face mask.
07:36But when you don't put on a face mask...
07:38It's scary.
07:39What do you think?
07:40When you put on a face mask,
07:43you have to put on thick makeup.
07:46I don't know how to put on a face mask.
07:48I don't know how to put on a face mask.
07:49But you have to smile.
07:51Otherwise, you'll be rude.
07:54That's right.
07:56You have to smile like a neighbor who forgives you no matter what you say.
07:59You have to smile like a neighbor who forgives you no matter what you say.
08:00You can run after them if they catch you.
08:02Especially you.
08:03Especially you.
08:04It's hard to take it off when you get home, right?
08:07Isn't it too thick?
08:09Don't you think it's better to take it off?
08:15I thought it was dangerous.
08:17Why don't you put on thick makeup?
08:20Don't you realize it?
08:22It's okay.
08:23If you can do it.
08:25The third secret is a 40-year-old story.
08:29When I met my husband, we were lovers.
08:32Honey, I don't need anything.
08:37I just need you.
08:39That's all I need.
08:41I've been looking for you since then.
08:45I want anything.
08:47I don't need you.
09:06I want anything.
09:07I don't need you.
09:09The secret is a 40-year-old story.
09:11When I met my husband, we were lovers.
09:14Honey, I don't need anything.
09:16I just need you.
09:18I want anything.
09:20I want anything.
09:22I want anything.
09:35It's been 40 years since then.
09:37I don't know
09:38They have to call out to him on a tight man. Yes, I'll bento. What a secret. Take it off
09:43You know, I'm not in anybody. I think I don't know what I said. I don't know. I got me book. Oh, that's it
09:53Mano, I know come on Tao bento. You know, I'm not in any note. It's not that
10:00I don't do that kiss
10:02I can't stand it. He's an hour. I mean a part of your dad I don't get anything
10:08I'm not gonna you know Yamaguchi no ok, son. No kanji did I go?
10:14Send me to go with me send men Joe Dick
10:16Kisses mucus you are mucus you are so to go
10:22Okay, so
10:25So many
10:26You don't have to worry about people's eyes, you can kiss them outside.
10:29You can kiss them outside.
10:30You can kiss them in the park.
10:32You can hide in the park.
10:34This is good. This is good.
10:36You can definitely do it in real life.
10:38You can hide in the park.
10:40That's a little different.
10:42It's a fact.
10:43You're laughing at the first bento, so you can't do this.
10:46I think that's the system.
10:48On the way back, you can say,
10:50you don't have to worry about people's eyes, you can kiss them in the park.
10:53You can notice it on the way back.
10:55At this moment, you can laugh at the first bento.
10:58You can laugh at the first bento.
11:00You can laugh at the first bento.
11:02It hasn't been 40 years, has it?
11:05No, it hasn't.
11:06How long have you been married?
11:075 or 6 years.
11:08So it's been 5 or 6 years since then.
11:10That's all.
11:11I don't really lie.
11:13What does your wife like to cook?
11:16Cooking.
11:17She seems to be good at cooking.
11:18She used to cook for me.
11:19Curry, rice.
11:21Newlyweds.
11:22Newlyweds.
11:24What is she doing now?
11:25She's making curry.
11:29That's good.
11:30She's making curry.
11:31She's making curry?
11:33She's making curry.
11:34She's making curry for me.
11:36She's making curry for you.
11:37Wow!
11:38Newlyweds used to make curry and rice.
11:43It's been 5 or 6 years since then.
11:45Now, she's making curry.
11:52Newlyweds used to make curry.
11:57Now, she's making curry and rice.
11:59That's normal.
12:01She's doing the opposite.
12:04She's doing the opposite.
12:07When I was confused, I saw a dinosaur running around.
12:11It's been 3,000 years since then.
12:12There's not a single dinosaur.
12:15It's just a fact.
12:16I just want to know how many years it's been.
12:18There's not a single dinosaur.
12:20It's been 3,000 years since then.
12:22There's not a single dinosaur.
12:26You can go to my house.
12:27There's a really scary dinosaur in my house.
12:30You can go to my house.
12:32I'll leave it to you.
12:33This is an ad-lib.
12:34What's the ending?
12:36The ending is always the same.
12:38The ending.
12:39But you didn't do the ending, did you?
12:41No, I didn't.
12:42What are you wearing?
12:43I'm wearing boxer pants.
12:44So, the ending is always the same.
12:48Boxer pants.
12:52The ending is always the same.
12:54The ending is always the same.
12:56This is life.
12:57Boxer pants.
13:00I didn't even say that I'm wearing them.
13:04Let's call the audience.
13:0720 middle-aged women who don't know anything in the studio are on standby.
13:14Before they watch the ad-lib...
13:16If you like Yamauchi, please press the button.
13:23Two out of 20.
13:26That's a big problem.
13:28This is a big problem.
13:30I don't hate him that much.
13:32Let's hear it.
13:33If you don't like him, please press the button.
13:41Five.
13:42It's going up.
13:44It's going up.
13:45One-fourth of the people don't like him.
13:47That's amazing.
13:48That's amazing.
13:49In all of humanity.
13:50So, Yamauchi will do his best to make people like him.
13:53Please look forward to it.
13:54Yes, please.
13:58Yamauchi-san, thank you.
14:01Yamauchi-san, thank you.
14:13Hello, everyone.
14:14I'm Manzai from the comedy world.
14:19He's laughing.
14:20That's good.
14:22He's laughing.
14:26I'm Yamauchi, and I'm going to do it with my face.
14:30Please look forward to it.
14:35It's very cold today.
14:38It's very cold, so I'm wearing thick clothes from home.
14:43As you can see today, I'm wearing thick clothes.
14:47My face is thicker.
14:51That's rude.
14:52That's rude.
14:53That's rude.
14:55You can wear thicker clothes.
14:58Especially you.
15:00That's rude.
15:01That's rude.
15:04I got married.
15:06I'm glad I got married.
15:10My wife gave me a lunch box full of love every morning.
15:15It's been 5 or 6 years.
15:17That's too early.
15:18That's too early.
15:19That's too early.
15:20Now, my wife gives me a lunch box full of garbage every morning.
15:25A lunch box full of garbage.
15:28When I got married, I kissed my wife in the park without caring about her eyes.
15:34That's too early.
15:35It's been 5 or 6 years.
15:37That's too early.
15:39Now, I hide in the bathroom and kiss my wife.
15:43That's good.
15:44What do you mean?
15:45What do you mean?
15:47When I got married, the food was different from now.
15:52When I got married, she made me curry rice.
15:57It's been 5 or 6 years.
16:00Now, I make her curry rice.
16:03That's good.
16:06It's been 5 or 6 years.
16:08Times have changed.
16:10It's been 5 or 6 years.
16:11When there were dinosaurs, many dinosaurs ruled the world.
16:17It's been 3,000 years.
16:19Now, there is not a single dinosaur.
16:22That's right.
16:24Have you ever seen it?
16:26Now, there is not a single dinosaur.
16:28He is a professor of archaeology.
16:30However, there is only one dinosaur in my house.
16:37It's a scary dinosaur.
16:39It's called Yome-Tirano.
16:40Yome-Tirano.
16:41I thought it was a baby dinosaur.
16:43Gaoh, Gaoh, Gaoh.
16:44He said it was scary.
16:45He said it was scary.
16:46He is growing up.
16:47He is trying to laugh.
16:48People start at the end and end at the end.
16:54However, I am still a boxer pants.
16:57What are you saying?
16:58I am still a boxer pants.
17:01I think so.
17:02What about dinosaurs?
17:04However, you and you are over.
17:10However, I am still a boxer pants.
17:13What about dinosaurs?
17:15There is not a single dinosaur.
17:17I got it.
17:18I am starting to laugh.
17:21I want to be like you all.
17:27Now, it's the end.
17:29Thank you very much.
17:35It's rude.
17:36It's rude.
17:37It's not just rude.
17:38Please say it properly.
17:39It's rude.
17:40I thought I did it on my own.
17:42You did it on your own.
17:43It's scary.
17:44Before there are five people who don't like it.
17:48There was a point where I accepted it.
17:50There was.
17:51People may like it after watching the story of YAMAUCHI.
17:55There are definitely more people who like it.
17:57If you like YAMAUCHI, please press the button.
18:11If you like YAMAUCHI, please press the button.
18:18If you like YAMAUCHI, please press the button.
18:26People who like me will not be shaken by anything.
18:31How many people don't like it?
18:34If there are fewer people who don't like it.
18:37If there are fewer people who don't like it, please press the button.
18:41If there are fewer people who don't like it.
18:44There are 11 people who don't like it.
18:45There are more people who don't like it.
18:46There are more people who don't like it.
18:47There are more people who don't like it.
18:50I'm laughing, but more than half of the people don't like me.
18:56If you make a story like this, people will hate you.
19:00You said something like thick makeup.
19:02I told you to say it.
19:03There is no such person.
19:04I was thinking about making a story for the elderly.
19:08When I came out, I thought it wasn't for the elderly.
19:10I thought I had to change the story.
19:13You are younger than I thought.
19:16I don't understand that either.
19:17I don't understand.
19:18It's different from the video clip.
19:21I can only say this.
19:23It's noisy.