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00:00Good evening, I'm Haruna Ogawa, the narrator for Irohani Chidori.
00:11I'm here because it's Irohani Flyback season.
00:19Irohani Chidori has been on air 500 times since the last episode.
00:30To celebrate the 500th episode, I'm going to play the first episode of the series.
00:39Please watch the first episode of Chidori's first Kammuri show.
00:47Please enjoy.
00:53Hello, I'm Chidori.
00:56Finally, Chidori's first Kammuri show has started.
01:02Thank you for coming.
01:04I'm so happy.
01:06It's been a while since we've been in Kansai, but we're here in Tokyo.
01:10Kammuri show.
01:12It's been a long time.
01:14Do you call it Tokyo?
01:16Of course.
01:18Where did you meet today?
01:20We met in Shinjuku.
01:22Then it's Tokyo.
01:23No, it's Saitama.
01:26It's Saitama.
01:28It's the first Kammuri show in Kanto.
01:33This is going to be the center of Chidori in 2014.
01:38It's going to be centered here.
01:40Of course.
01:42It's going to be centered here.
01:45It's going to be here.
01:47You're going to come here often, right?
01:49It's going to be related to you.
01:52Teletubbies.
01:54I've been to a lot of TV stations.
01:57Teletubbies are the cutest.
01:59What?
02:01This mascot character.
02:03Really?
02:05It's torn.
02:07How did you make it?
02:09It's torn.
02:11It's supposed to be like this.
02:13It's supposed to be like this.
02:14It's supposed to be like this.
02:16This is going to be the first show.
02:20We're going to go to Urawa in Saitama.
02:23Urawa?
02:25That Urawa?
02:27The Urawa in the soccer field?
02:29What?
02:31It's just a rural area.
02:33We're going to remember it.
02:35Yes.
02:37Chidori doesn't know much about this show.
02:39Chidori is going to walk around the city.
02:42He's going to teach the people in the city what's delicious.
02:46He's going to eat a lot.
02:49He's going to complete Irohakarta.
02:53It's old-fashioned.
02:55It's old-fashioned.
02:57There's nothing new about it.
03:01It's Irohakarta.
03:03It's been rubbed down hundreds of times.
03:05It's good.
03:06We're going to eat delicious food.
03:09We're going to do something.
03:11It's Irohakarta.
03:13It's good.
03:15It's not good to do something old-fashioned.
03:18We're going to use our smartphones.
03:20We don't need that.
03:22Chidori is going to Irohakarta.
03:24We've already filmed half of it.
03:26We've already filmed half of it.
03:28We've already filmed half of it.
03:30We've only said bad things about this.
03:32It's cute.
03:33I don't know the title of this program.
03:36I don't know the title of this program.
03:38I haven't heard of it.
03:40I heard it a month ago.
03:43I heard it a month ago.
03:46A month ago,
03:48when we told Chidori that a new program was decided,
03:52this happened.
03:54Good morning.
03:57We have something to tell you.
03:59We have something to tell you.
04:01We have something to tell you.
04:03A new program has been decided.
04:06A new program has been decided.
04:08Really?
04:10Is this Chidori's Kanburi?
04:13Is this Chidori's Kanburi?
04:15Is this Chidori's Kanburi?
04:17I wanted it.
04:19I wanted it.
04:21It was a good time.
04:23It was a good time.
04:25What kind of title do you want?
04:27We haven't decided yet.
04:29We haven't decided yet.
04:31How many years will it be?
04:34I want it to be Chidori's Kanburi.
04:37Chidori's Kanburi is my dream.
04:40There was no such Kanburi program.
04:43There was no such Kanburi program.
04:45There were several programs in Osaka.
04:49The title of the program was strange.
04:52The title of the program was strange.
04:54I want it to be stylish in Tokyo.
04:57I want it to be stylish in Tokyo.
04:59I want it to be stylish.
05:02I want it to be like RIZERSIDE.
05:05I want it to be cool like RIZERSIDE, Chidori.
05:09I want it to be too cool.
05:11I want it to be Chidori's ARKINAWA.
05:13I want it to be Chidori's DEADMAN WALKING.
05:16I want it to be an exciting program.
05:20I want it to be stylish.
05:22I want to keep the ratings.
05:23There's also the theme of doing food, like a restaurant.
05:29Ah, I see.
05:31Chidori's restaurant de Toratoria Pappa.
05:37It's Italian.
05:39You should put in Pappa.
05:41Can you say it again?
05:43It's a bit difficult.
05:45But that was really good.
05:47Chidori's restaurant de Toratoria Pappa.
05:50That was really good.
05:52Also, we won't be wearing costumes.
05:55We want to look cool.
05:58So we'll wear a thin tie.
06:00Is that cool?
06:02I'll order a thin tie.
06:04Wait a minute.
06:06What happened?
06:08This is really important.
06:10The title has an impact.
06:12It's a title we'll be talking about for a long time.
06:16What happened to the title of the new show?
06:20Here it is.
06:22It's so ugly.
06:24It's so ugly.
06:26Give it back to me.
06:28It's embarrassing.
06:30My juniors won't tell me.
06:34They'll say,
06:36what's the name of the show?
06:38Irohani Carta.
06:40Irohani Chidori.
06:42Irohani Chidori.
06:44What's that?
06:46It's written by an old man.
06:48An old man who can't come to the show.
06:52He's an old man.
06:54He's written the name of the restaurant.
06:58He'll come out even if Irohani buys it.
07:01But it has a taste.
07:04It's been going on for 5 or 6 years.
07:07It hasn't started recently.
07:09That's right.
07:11Chidori will eat delicious food and make a carta.
07:19Irohani Chidori.
07:23There are various costumes.
07:25Thin necktie.
07:27Thin necktie.
07:28It's fashionable.
07:30I was going to wear it.
07:32If it's Irohani Chidori,
07:34will you prepare something?
07:36What do you think?
07:38What's that?
07:40It came out.
07:42It's thin.
07:44It's ugly.
07:46This is good.
07:48This is really...
07:50Wait a minute.
07:52This is Irohani Chidori's costume.
07:55I prefer blue.
07:57I'm sorry.
07:59I want to erase it as much as possible.
08:01I want to erase it as much as possible.
08:03Red and blue.
08:04Red doesn't go well with anything.
08:06Red doesn't go well with anything in the morning.
08:10To be honest, this is slippery.
08:12That's right.
08:14I don't want to wear a thick slippery necktie.
08:19Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
08:21That's right.
08:23It's decided.
08:25The winner is blue.
08:27The winner is blue.
08:29Rock-paper-scissors.
08:31What's that?
08:33It's ugly.
08:35You put out a flag even though you won.
08:38That's you.
08:40Wait a minute.
08:45It's good.
08:47Do you want to be the only one?
08:52Do you want to be the only one?
08:54I think so.
08:56Does it go well with this sweater?
09:01It doesn't go well with anything.
09:03That's right.
09:04It doesn't make sense.
09:06It doesn't make sense.
09:08It doesn't make sense.
09:10It's a card game.
09:12I see.
09:13Wow, you made this.
09:15I didn't know the title would be like this.
09:17That's right.
09:19This will be torn apart in the future.
09:22That's right.
09:23I want to do it.
09:24There is a capital letter.
09:26This will be the first important word.
09:29That's right.
09:32It's TOTO.
09:35That's for the cake.
09:37The fourth culture of Chidori, TOTO.
09:39Please say the word.
09:41TOTO
09:43The fifth culture of Chidori, TOTO.
09:45Please say the word.
09:48It's TOKYO.
09:50It's TOKYO here.
09:52It's SAITAMA.
09:54But it sounds like you have a thought.
09:57It's SAITAMA, but you have a thought.
09:59So, I don't know.
10:00So now, let's go say hello to everyone in Teletubbies!
10:04Well, you know...
10:08The stairs look like a city hospital.
10:15Well, at least if you ask,
10:17if you ask, do you not have an elevator or an escalator,
10:19I'd know.
10:21The stairs look like a city hospital.
10:23It really does look like a civil engineering school.
10:25Civil engineering school?
10:28First, let's say hello to everyone in Teletubbies!
10:33Good morning!
10:35Good morning!
10:37We're going to be on a show called Irohani Chidori.
10:41I'm Chidori, and I'm from Yoshimoto Creative Agency.
10:44Nice to meet you!
10:46Nice to meet you!
10:48There's a DVD too, right?
10:50Oh, it's already out?
10:52Teletubbies is going to be on it!
10:55Teletubbies is really popular.
10:57Yurutama World.
10:59Teletubbies is going to be on it.
11:02They're playing it!
11:04They're even singing!
11:06Wow!
11:08What's that in the back?
11:10It's like Teletubbies-chan.
11:12Mizutama-chan!
11:14It's not on TV anymore.
11:16We're going to ask about some good restaurants in Saitama.
11:21Do you know any?
11:24Any good restaurants?
11:26Let's see...
11:28Unagi!
11:30That's a good one!
11:32Unagi in Saitama is pretty popular.
11:34Urawa is famous.
11:36Let's go there!
11:38It's perfect weather for lunch.
11:40Let's say hello to the people in the back.
11:44Hello, this trip is...
11:48That's too different.
11:50No, no.
11:53Can I call you Kansato?
11:55Yes, thank you.
11:57We're going to be on TV in Saitama.
12:01Really?
12:03I heard you were coming to say hello.
12:05I told the manager and got you a suit.
12:07I'm a young employee who can't do that yet.
12:10I'm sorry.
12:12My back is bending.
12:16Finally, they're going to say hello to the president of TV Saitama.
12:21Will he be able to say hello without being rude?
12:26This?
12:28Here?
12:30Wait a minute.
12:32Is this sold on Ikea?
12:36I don't want to spend money on that.
12:39It's the president's policy.
12:41It's simple.
12:43He's writing it down.
12:45You can fold it over there.
12:47Not like this.
12:49That's fine.
12:53Excuse me.
12:59Excuse me.
13:01Hello, president.
13:03Hello, president.
13:05President, what are you doing?
13:07Please sit down.
13:09The president has a lot of power.
13:11The president suddenly sits down.
13:14I'm going to be on TV Saitama.
13:16I'm going to be on a show called Irohani Chidori.
13:22Are you looking forward to it?
13:26I'm going to be with TV Saitama from now on.
13:28I'm going to be the center.
13:30That's what we were talking about today.
13:32That's a good answer.
13:34I'm not lying.
13:38I'm not lying.
13:40I borrowed the money.
13:43We've done 200 shootings a year in Kansai.
13:49I have some experience.
13:51That's true.
13:53You can rest assured.
13:57I heard that the number of shooting corners we were in has increased.
14:03It's the same as Kanto.
14:07It's the same in Osaka.
14:12I'm the type to take a little time.
14:14Please take a look.
14:18I have to ask the president.
14:20Do you know any good restaurants?
14:24Kabayaki is famous.
14:28Unagi is expensive.
14:32Can you take the president to a good restaurant?
14:36There is a person named Kojima Torishimari.
14:38Torishimari?
14:41He's famous.
14:45I understand.
14:47Is it okay because it's the president's order?
14:49Please tell Kojima.
14:51I understand.
14:53I'm going to be with the president for a long time.
14:55Let's do it.
14:59Please be careful.
15:05I'm the type to shake hands often.
15:07That's good.
15:10I'm the type to shake hands many times.
15:14I'm Kojima Torishimari.
15:16I'm Kojima Torishimari.
15:18I'm sorry.
15:20I'm busy at work.
15:22I'm sorry.
15:24I'm going to be on a program called Iroha Nichidori.
15:29I went to the president in the first episode.
15:32I asked him to introduce me to a good restaurant.
15:35I told him to go to Kojima.
15:39It's the president's order.
15:41I asked him to take me to a good eel restaurant.
15:45That's right.
15:47I'll take you to my relative's restaurant.
15:49Your relative's restaurant?
15:51That's a great excuse.
15:54Let's go to Kojima's relative's restaurant.
16:00This is Kojima's restaurant.
16:02It's a great restaurant.
16:05Let's go.
16:09It's a good atmosphere.
16:11This is a big restaurant.
16:13The food is delicious and the smell is good.
16:15This is the first time I've been here.
16:19It's a cute eel restaurant.
16:23Did you say something to the eel?
16:25What did you say?
16:27Go home.
16:31You're the only one who laughs.
16:34You're the only one who laughs.
16:36You're the only one who laughs.
16:38You're the only one who laughs.
16:40I'll do this.
16:42Don't do that.
16:44I'm going to do this every time I see you.
16:48It's a restaurant with a long history, but it's clean.
16:51It's a great restaurant.
16:54There are so many people.
16:56I walked around the restaurant.
16:58Mr. Kojima.
17:00Hello, Mr. Kojima.
17:03It's a restaurant with a long history.
17:07It looks expensive.
17:09This is the menu.
17:11I see.
17:15This is the third eel.
17:17This is the third eel.
17:19This is the third eel.
17:21It's 9,800 yen.
17:23It's 9,800 yen.
17:25It's 9,800 yen.
17:27It's amazing.
17:29It's about a suit.
17:32I'll leave this to Mr. Kojima.
17:34I'll leave this to Mr. Kojima.
17:36I already ordered.
17:38I'm glad.
17:40After this, the eel for 9,800 yen will appear.
17:42After this, the eel for 9,800 yen will appear.
17:46Wait a minute.
17:49I think he's here.
17:51Excuse me.
17:57Wait a minute.
17:59What is Mr. Kojima doing?
18:02This is for one person.
18:04This is for one person.
18:06It's not for three people.
18:08No.
18:10This is suitable for the first time.
18:12The staff will be very happy.
18:14If this is the case, it will remain.
18:16You can't show it to the camera.
18:18You can't show it to the camera.
18:20If it's 9, it will remain.
18:22It's bigger than I thought.
18:24Let's eat.
18:26Let's eat.
18:28The meat is thick.
18:30Let's eat.
18:40It's delicious.
18:44The texture is different.
18:48The elasticity is completely different.
18:52The meat is thick.
18:55It's like Jyojima.
18:57That's a good example.
19:00The food is delicious.
19:02That's a good example.
19:04That's a good example.
19:10It's delicious.
19:12This is a Japanese pickle.
19:14This is a Japanese pickle.
19:16It goes well with Japanese pickle.
19:18It's like a fish cake.
19:24It's like a fish cake.
19:26It's like a fish cake.
19:28And when they see a car, they're like yeah, I'm happy!
19:35Hey, can you show me the receipts?
19:42I need a look at em.
19:44It's lunch!
19:51I've been wearing these boots for about 5 years.
19:55They come in good working condition.
19:58Perfectly good boots.
20:00This is a show that only has this kind of costume.
20:04I can't pay for it.
20:06Because you have to pay the income tax to the receipt office.
20:10That means you have to pay more than anything.
20:13What should I do?
20:15I see.
20:16I'm going to play a card game.
20:18How about this?
20:19If I can draw a word and complete a wonderful card game,
20:26I'll take it out.
20:28I see.
20:30If I can't get a good one, I'll be in trouble.
20:34You'll be broke.
20:35That's impossible.
20:36I don't have it.
20:37You don't have it?
20:38I don't have it.
20:39I don't have it.
20:40I don't have it.
20:41It's before payday.
20:42I'm going to start.
20:43I'm going to start.
20:44Did you get it?
20:45It's the best.
20:46Did you get it?
20:47You're good at drawing.
20:48I'm good at drawing.
20:50I got this.
20:53You said you're good at drawing.
20:56This is a big one.
20:57This card costs 33,000 yen.
21:00If my partner gives it to me now,
21:03I'll have to pay 33,000 yen.
21:07It's ridiculous.
21:09Did you get it?
21:10Yes, I did.
21:11Yes, I did.
21:13Please announce the fifth card.
21:17Mr. Kojima, who pays for eel at Kojima-ya.
21:25I knew it.
21:26I knew it.
21:27I knew it.
21:28I knew it.
21:29I knew it as soon as you said it.
21:32Mr. Kojima, will you pay for it?
21:36I'll pay for it.
21:42That's not impossible.
21:45Thank you for the meal.
21:47Thank you for the meal.
22:06We finished the first shooting.
22:09How was it?
22:10It was great.
22:11It was great.
22:13I think this is what I've been looking for as a comedian.
22:18I've never been on a show that won a prize.
22:21I've never been on a show that won a prize.
22:22Tamori-san, you're a good friend.
22:26We've never won a prize.
22:29Let's destroy this.
22:32This is pure white.
22:35It's like a thin thread.
22:38It's like a thin thread.
22:39It's like a thin thread.
22:42Let's do it.
22:43Please look forward to the next episode.
22:46Goodbye.
22:47Goodbye.