Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 15th Mar 2025
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00:00Assalamu Alaikum, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:20Friends, this is a very blessed month and all the good deeds that are collected in this month are very good.
00:25There are many things that we may not realize, but we can earn a lot of good deeds through them.
00:32And if we don't do that, we become the reason for a lot of sins.
00:36The things that you see in your homes, neighbourhoods, streets,
00:40your friends, someone asks for something from you,
00:43the things that are a little expensive,
00:45the things that are used every day,
00:47the things that your neighbours ask for,
00:49then Allah Almighty has called that person a non-believer.
00:53The things that are used every day,
00:56he doesn't give them when someone asks for them.
00:59That's why this is such a small thing,
01:02that doing it is a big sin.
01:06A smile is also included in this.
01:08That is also a charity.
01:09Try to make people's days good, make their mood good.
01:14Look at people with a smile.
01:15Slowly, slowly, you will see that this habit will spread in the whole society
01:18because it's contagious.
01:20Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:23Today, we will take you to the workshop and see what the situation is there during Ramadan.
01:31What is this?
01:32Hurry up.
01:34No, the car is not working.
01:36You will die, sir.
01:37What happened?
01:39Hello, sir.
01:40Hello.
01:41Sir, look at this, my car is knocking.
01:44What?
01:45My car is knocking.
01:47She will have to drink with me today.
01:51Whenever your car knocks, you have to say, yes, come in.
01:57This is the problem.
01:58I have to go to the aftar, I am in a hurry.
02:00Is this an aftar or a car?
02:03Look, sir, I couldn't even imagine that my car would break down.
02:07Now, if this brand new car stops working, what should I do?
02:10This is what you have done wrong.
02:12What?
02:12You should have brought an old one, then it would have worked.
02:16When will you bring it?
02:18You know, I have to bring the car without asking the boss.
02:21The boss hasn't come yet.
02:23Who is the senior?
02:24You.
02:25Then?
02:26The day I get my son, I will do it.
02:29You still have an umbrella with you.
02:33Look, it's a little old, but still it looks like a bride.
02:37This is a newly wed bride?
02:38Yes.
02:39Brother, have you seen Gaur? She looks like a widow.
02:42Yes.
02:45Sir, this is a new car.
02:47Very good.
02:48Look, this is what you have to do.
02:50Get down, don't touch it.
02:52You have to open the carpet, not the door.
02:54What?
02:55You have to open the carpet.
02:56What is a carpet?
02:57Carburetor.
02:58Carburetor is..
02:59Carburetor is this.
03:01If you don't bring the boss, how will you deal with him?
03:04Sir, you are..
03:06You are giving the child to me.
03:07Wow, you are making pakora masala. Very good.
03:09Look at him.
03:10He is making pakora masala.
03:12Sir, I have to go to Roza Khushahi.
03:14I am getting late. It's a small work.
03:16Please take care of it.
03:17What is wrong with you?
03:19The boss has come here.
03:20Don't you have any sense?
03:22Where were you?
03:24Don't you have any sense?
03:25Come, let's go to Goti Sat.
03:27He was saying that he will take you to Goti Sat.
03:30If Kuddu's boss doesn't say no,
03:32then Kuddu also becomes a boss.
03:34This is what happens in workshops.
03:36In fact, in every company, in every corporate sector,
03:39the boss is very strict.
03:40Get up. It's hot.
03:41Are you cutting parathas in the car?
03:43Keep this there.
03:45Hurry up. The boss is coming.
03:46Don't turn around.
03:48Keep this.
03:48Oh, my God.
03:51Keep this.
03:52Boss, the car will get over.
03:57What is his problem now?
04:02What are you doing?
04:04What is he doing?
04:07He wants to cut more of these things.
04:11I am driving.
04:13Suddenly, it stops working.
04:15It stops working?
04:21I think we should show it to some teacher.
04:25Greetings. How are you?
04:27Greetings, sir.
04:28I will be back from the workshop in two minutes.
04:30You are acting too much.
04:31What is your problem?
04:32Is it time for you to come back?
04:35Sorry, sir. I won't come back from tomorrow.
04:37Sir, where are you?
04:38Sir, he is asking me where I am.
04:40Sir, I am in trouble.
04:42What kind of car is this?
04:43It's his car.
04:45What is his problem?
04:47Greetings.
04:48How are you?
04:48He is..
04:49Kuddu, work here.
04:50You are sitting here early in the morning.
04:52Sir, your son solved your problem first.
04:55Is it?
04:55Look, he is here.
04:58Let him do it.
04:59I will hit him.
05:00Why should I do it?
05:02Sir, she is just knocking on the door while walking.
05:04So, sometimes..
05:05It's okay if she knocks on the door.
05:06What is this?
05:08You are a mechanic.
05:09This is my workshop.
05:10I am Ustad Pappu.
05:11Ustad Pappu is not a name.
05:13When you know that one of your workers
05:15has come with a broken hand.
05:17You should be ashamed.
05:18First, we will have to find out
05:20if he has broken his arm while working.
05:22Yes.
05:22So, tell me what happened.
05:23Don't you have a fan belt?
05:25Yes.
05:25You should give it to him.
05:26Oh, my!
05:27Give it to him and tell him to use it.
05:28Especially, women should be careful.
05:32They have long hair.
05:33Yes.
05:33Whenever the car breaks down,
05:34they should go to the start car bravely
05:37and open the hood of the car
05:38and see what is moving.
05:41Look, Ustad Pappu, the thing is
05:42that your boys are not doing any work.
05:45What else can I do?
05:47I have cut so many things from your car.
05:48I have to die.
05:49It's the month of fasting.
05:50Come on.
05:50Get some rest now.
05:52It's early in the morning.
05:53Tell me.
05:54I have to go for the fast.
05:56I am getting late.
05:57Please.
05:57You will go.
05:58God willing, you will go.
05:59There is no problem.
06:00Ustad, I am feeling very hungry.
06:02Trust me.
06:02Yes.
06:03I woke up five minutes ago.
06:07Oh!
06:08Did you keep the food?
06:08No, I ate three flatbreads in a hurry.
06:11And I..
06:14Sir, I am getting late.
06:15I couldn't even eat the flatbread.
06:16I eat a kilo of curd every morning.
06:19A kilo of curd?
06:20You eat a kilo of curd?
06:22Yes.
06:22Why are you gloating today?
06:25But a kilo of curd is not the same as wheat.
06:29The way he is doing it with his tools..
06:32I have learnt and read that..
06:35..the best craftsman is the one..
06:38..who keeps his tools and screwdrivers..
06:42..as clean as possible.
06:45I am feeling very hungry.
06:47Give me some food.
06:48I have to go for the fast.
06:50Oh, God!
06:51Sir, you eat too.
06:52You don't rest.
06:53You don't work.
06:56Sir, I am getting late.
06:58Please fix it quickly.
07:00You are in a hurry, right?
07:01Yes.
07:02Hold this.
07:04Okay.
07:04And open the third nut.
07:06Okay.
07:07You fool!
07:08How long will it take for the fast to start?
07:10Sir, I think it will take half an hour.
07:13Oh!
07:14I hope this doesn't break.
07:16Sir, it came out of the car.
07:17What do you think?
07:19What do you think?
07:20What can this be?
07:22What are you saying, sir?
07:23It's a grinder.
07:25You are a mechanic.
07:26You call yourself a teacher.
07:27It's a grinder.
07:28It's of no use.
07:29Leave it.
07:30This is a grinder.
07:31It's a tool.
07:32You can use it as you wish.
07:33Sir, the money you have brought is not right.
07:35Yes.
07:36It's like digging a hole in a monkey.
07:39Sir, look at this.
07:40It's a hot thing.
07:43You fool!
07:44I don't know what this grinder is.
07:46Look at it.
07:47It's a hot thing.
07:48I don't know what it is.
07:49I don't know what it is.
07:52For God's sake!
07:55What are you doing?
07:55You are destroying his car.
07:57Sir, if you can't repair it quickly..
07:59I am not your teacher.
08:00I won't let you drive a cycle.
08:05Listen to me.
08:06Yes.
08:07Come here.
08:07The old one has got hurt.
08:09Yes.
08:10Hold this.
08:11Apply some oil on the bruise.
08:13Okay.
08:13Come on.
08:14Let's get the cars.
08:15We don't have to do this.
08:18Sir, can I tell you something?
08:20Yes.
08:21I want a holiday.
08:23I will give you two years.
08:26Sir, don't joke.
08:27What holiday do you want?
08:28I have good news for you.
08:30What is it?
08:31Sir, I am getting married after two years.
08:35Oh, wow!
08:36That's great.
08:38Where are you getting married?
08:39Where are you going?
08:41I am going abroad.
08:43Your future wife is abroad?
08:44Yes.
08:45The boy has demanded for an engineer.
08:49Sir, Pappu has a name.
08:51He is getting 12 proposals.
08:52Yes.
08:52But he is not giving them a house.
08:56Greetings, sir.
08:57How are you, Pappu?
08:58Thank you, sir.
08:59How are you, Pappu?
09:01Great.
09:01Did you fast?
09:02Yes, sir.
09:03We will fast together in the evening.
09:06That's great.
09:07He is the boy from the workshop.
09:09Believe me.
09:09I don't know how to work in the workshop.
09:12It's not fun to fast alone.
09:14Yes.
09:14Absolutely.
09:15It's great to be together.
09:16It's a blessing.
09:16It's a blessing.
09:17It's a blessing in a coincidence.
09:19In what?
09:20In a coincidence.
09:21I don't know how to work in the workshop, sir.
09:23Okay.
09:24I don't know how to do this.
09:26I don't know how to do this.
09:27Yes, people want to get their cars fixed before Eid.
09:31Yes, but I don't know how to do this.
09:32Your teacher doesn't know about you.
09:35He doesn't know what he has got wrong.
09:38Your teacher can do 200 or 300.
09:41Pappu has a name.
09:42He can do a lot of work.
09:43How much work do you get paid?
09:45I get paid Rs. 35,000.
09:47I don't have to go to work.
09:48How much money do you think will be spent on this car?
09:51If you laugh and give me Rs. 2.5 lakhs..
09:55..I will sell it for Rs. 1.25 lakhs.
09:58Then why did you come here?
09:59I have so much work.
10:00Mr. Karun..
10:01Don't hit me in the morning.
10:02Oh, God.
10:03I have a lot of work.
10:04Look at his atrocities.
10:05Look at him.
10:06Believe me.
10:06He is sitting here and relaxing.
10:08He is doing his work.
10:09It's such a pity that he is busy making fritters.
10:13Yes.
10:14In Ramadan, I think..
10:16..we should give our employees as much facility as possible.
10:20Absolutely.
10:21I told him to come early in the morning.
10:24And go home late in the evening.
10:25I don't have any problem with that.
10:27We pray to the teacher for such things.
10:30May God protect us.
10:33Is this a new car?
10:34No, it's his car.
10:36Move aside.
10:38You can't work if you have a car.
10:41He is sitting here.
10:42He is here.
10:43Your father is working in the car.
10:45I feel like hitting you.
10:47Move aside.
10:48Move aside.
10:49Don't do atrocities.
10:51No one will cry.
10:51Move aside.
10:52Don't be so strict.
10:53Move aside.
10:54Believe me, sir.
10:55You have a lot of work.
10:57Why should I cry?
10:58Move aside.
10:58He is smoking.
10:59Then he must have a lot of work.
11:01Move aside.
11:02He is so rude.
11:03Here is the key.
11:05He took the key in anger.
11:07If he sees you in anger, he will create a scene.
11:10Sir, you will drive my wedding car.
11:13Yes.
11:13Come.
11:15Teefa, dirty oil.
11:16Yes, I have been using it for a long time.
11:18You know, it happens.
11:20Is he also a workshop worker?
11:21No, he is a big trader.
11:24What kind of a trader?
11:25He gives an advance in the workshop.
11:27What kind of?
11:27The dirty oil that comes out.
11:29Yes.
11:30The oil of the chain.
11:31Yes.
11:31He collects it from all over Pakistan.
11:33Are you a trader of dirty oil?
11:35Thank God, the car got fixed.
11:37He didn't hit me.
11:39He didn't hit you?
11:40No, no. He slipped and fell.
11:42He hit me.
11:44Sir, please fix my car.
11:45I will wash it when I come back.
11:49Sir, I feel like changing the workshop.
11:51You don't have a job in the room, sir.
11:53You have a beautiful face.
11:54Why do you want to do this?
11:55Sir, forget it.
11:57Believe me, many people say
11:58that you should have been a martyr.
12:04Sir, the workshop is cold.
12:06Yes.
12:06It is very peaceful.
12:07Whenever I come here, I take a picture with my boss.
12:10No, sir.
12:10I always come to a cold place.
12:11Then you are a martyr.
12:12What is your problem?
12:13What is your problem?
12:14Sir.
12:15I would have told you that your wife is crying.
12:17That is why I am crying here.
12:19Go away.
12:20Give him a job.
12:22He has to go on fasts.
12:23He has to go on iftar.
12:24Go away.
12:25Why are you torturing me?
12:26Hello.
12:27He has brought a bottle of water.
12:29I have to complete the reset.
12:31Sir, the oil that I have refined.
12:33Yes.
12:34I am very happy with the car.
12:35What do you extract?
12:35Do you extract diesel or oil?
12:37I extract oil at home.
12:40How?
12:40Sir, I have a job.
12:41The oil that I have refined.
12:43He takes me to make samosas and fritters.
12:46Oh, my God.
12:47Yesterday, a man had samosas.
12:49He has started.
12:51He says that he has no money.
12:52He has lost it.
12:54Sir, I have not refined it.
12:56What have you refined?
12:57I have sanitized my hands.
12:58You are selling poison and sanitizing your hands.
13:01You are selling poison?
13:02Yes.
13:02Sir, I am selling medicines along with poison.
13:05Sir, how are you selling medicines?
13:06Sir, I am selling medicines along with poison.
13:09Okay, so he is selling it.
13:10Does he take it from you?
13:11Yes, of course.
13:12Uncle Lata, the ones who tie it.
13:13Yes.
13:14They will tie it to him one day.
13:16Greetings, sir.
13:18Come, Jeda.
13:19Who is Jeda?
13:20He is Jeda Kabadi.
13:22What do you want to sell?
13:24Hey, what are you doing?
13:25What is this car?
13:27Hey, stop.
13:28You have come to my workshop.
13:28Give me your stuff.
13:31Look at this too.
13:34Look at this too.
13:35This is useless.
13:35No, no.
13:36This tire is also gone.
13:37Give me this too.
13:38Take this too.
13:40Where will I give you money to buy stuff?
13:42Take this too.
13:44Take this too.
13:45Sir, this is useless.
13:46Keep it. Keep it.
13:47Keep this too.
13:48I have kept this for you.
13:50Sir, why are you giving me this?
13:53Look at this.
13:54Sir, I don't buy tires directly.
13:56Jeda.
13:57Yes.
13:58Get the engine too.
13:59Will you give me Rs. 900 in cash?
14:01Otherwise, you will sit on this junk.
14:04Okay, sir.
14:05Take my money.
14:06Sir, won't you start it again?
14:08Hey, I don't take my own money.
14:12Sir, you don't understand the useless things that the Japanese have brought.
14:16They have brought four such cars.
14:19The car doesn't even start.
14:20When this mentality ends, then we will progress.
14:23Sir, give me Rs. 100.
14:24Yes.
14:26Give me Rs. 400 first.
14:27Give me Rs. 400.
14:29Here you go.
14:31It's Rs. 150.
14:32I won't take it.
14:34Sir, I don't want to cheat you.
14:36Rs. 150?
14:37Sir, it's not Rs. 150.
14:38Sir, it's a brand new car.
14:39Why are you asking for Rs. 150?
14:40It won't be less than Rs. 200.
14:43Okay, you guys keep quiet.
14:44Sir.
14:46Sir.
14:46Yes.
14:47I will beat you up.
14:49I will break your bones.
14:50Give it to me.
14:53I want to buy this car.
14:54I have calculated it.
14:57Sir, I will give you Rs. 9000.
14:59What?
15:00Rs. 9000 for this car?
15:02Rs. 9000.
15:02Take it, sir. Take it.
15:04Move aside.
15:05You are speaking in Punjabi.
15:06Come here.
15:06Come on.
15:08You start it.
15:09It's just 15 minutes to break the fast.
15:10I have to leave.
15:11Yes, you have to.
15:12Have you kept the fast?
15:14Yes, I have.
15:15Go home and break the fast.
15:17I will break it.
15:19I won't sell it.
15:20It's just Rs. 150.
15:21I won't sell it.
15:22I won't sell it.
15:23Okay.
15:25I will break the fast and come back.
15:28Okay.
15:29Sir, how much oil did you prepare?
15:32It's okay, sir.
15:34You have to do it slowly.
15:37You have to press it hard.
15:41You have to press it hard.
15:46I think you have a sprain in your leg.
15:49Mr. Pappu.
15:50You have to press it hard.
15:52Mr. Pappu, there are only 10 minutes left.
15:54Please break the fast.
15:56You sit.
15:56Come on, break it.
15:57Come on.
15:58You have taken out so many things.
16:00How will I start it?
16:01You have taken out so many useless things.
16:06Come on, break it.
16:07I will start it.
16:08Start it.
16:10He wants to start it.
16:11You give it to him.
16:13Do one thing for me.
16:14You keep it here.
16:15Keep it.
16:16I will be very thankful to you.
16:17Come in the morning.
16:18He gives me Rs. 70 per month.
16:20Who?
16:21He gives you Rs. 70?
16:22Give him a slap.
16:24That means he earns whatever he earns here.
16:29Break it. Break it.
16:30Come on.
16:31One minute. One minute.
16:32You are sitting here again.
16:33Come on.
16:34Don't you feel ashamed?
16:35What happened now?
16:36I have to give you money.
16:38Yes.
16:39You are one day late.
16:41No.
16:42Who will do the work?
16:43I will..
16:43Come on.
16:44Come on.
16:45Hello.
16:46What is your problem?
16:47Ajmeer.
16:47Go away.
16:48Ajmeer.
16:49Go away.
16:50Go away.
16:52He has taken another tool.
16:54The master's work is the best workshop.
16:58Come on.
16:59Come on.
17:00Break it. Break it.
17:01It is not starting, master.
17:02Come on. Come on.
17:06Break it.
17:09Come out.
17:14Listen to me.
17:15How will the car start?
17:17That is lying there.
17:18My father has to fit it.
17:19Pick it up.
17:20Okay.
17:21I have to fit this?
17:23Yes.
17:24Did you open it or not?
17:26Master, where is it?
17:27Give it to me.
17:29Oh, God.
17:30What is it?
17:32Master, the car is not working.
17:33Ask him what he wants.
17:35The car is not working today.
17:37The master is busy with me.
17:38The car is lying there.
17:40Okay. Okay.
17:41Do the work for two minutes.
17:43I am doing a lot of work.
17:45What did you do to me?
17:46What is it?
17:46You have cheated me.
17:48What is it?
17:48You gave me clean oil.
17:50You have ruined my life.
17:54I gave you an advance of Rs. 5 lakhs.
17:56I didn't give you clean oil.
17:59You gave me clean oil and ruined my life.
18:02You are right.
18:03But I don't give you clean oil.
18:05Believe me, I won't give you clean oil.
18:06I will throw sand in your face.
18:10If the committee prints my shop..
18:12Yes.
18:12..and gives clean oil to everyone..
18:14Yes.
18:14..then I will be ruined in my life.
18:16Master, I am late.
18:18Is the car not working?
18:19Take it.
18:20Take it.
18:24Where are you running?
18:26Wait. Wait.
18:27Give me a drink.
18:28Come here.
18:29Shigar, you brought the stuff without me.
18:33I earned this much money.
18:35And you sold me clean oil.
18:37Brother, I swear I gave you dirty oil.
18:40Tell me where did you hide the dirty oil?
18:43Where did you hide the dirty oil?
18:45Ramnath.
18:46Hey, dirty man.
18:47Shut up.
18:57What is going on?
18:58What is going on?
18:59I can see it. You can also see it.
19:01Even we can see it.
19:03Brother, give me leave.
19:04I will follow Meena.
19:08The channel has kept it for supervision.
19:10They said, go wherever you want to.
19:13So you tell me where did you hide the dirty oil?
19:17Today I will take dirty oil with me.
19:19I will give you clean oil.
19:21I will give you clean oil.
19:22I will give you clean oil.
19:23I will give you clean oil.
19:25I will give you clean oil.
19:27I will give you clean oil.
19:29Sir, I have to give it. I have given it to someone else.
19:33Brother, clean oil is of no use to us.
19:35There is only dirty oil.
19:36The one which is to be cut is for you.
19:38But sir, don't lie.
19:40That dirty oil.
19:42Listen to me.
19:43If there is no grease in it,
19:45then you will be my customer.
19:46When you took it, there was butter in it.
19:49Brother, refine it.
19:51If there is no oil in it,
19:53if there is butter in it,
19:55if there is no grease in it,
19:56then you will be my customer.
19:57Tighten it a little.
19:59Thank God, I left it in the teacher's care.
20:01Sir.
20:04Before the teacher comes,
20:05I will beat you with my shoes.
20:07Sir.
20:09Let's go.
20:09Come on.
20:10There are only five minutes left in the car.
20:12Do something.
20:13Our time is 12, Vicky.
20:15We don't know.
20:17Come on. Go ahead.
20:19Go ahead.
20:20I will give it.
20:21Keep it here. Keep it here.
20:22Keep it here. Keep it here.
20:24I will give it.
20:25When he went there, he found out that
20:26he was fighting with Shageer.
20:32Come on.
20:33Viewers, there is a short break.
20:34Don't go anywhere.
20:35See you after the break.
20:43Welcome back, viewers.
20:44Yes, Irza Khan.
20:45Mr. Arun, if Charlie was a policeman,
20:48he would have caught the criminal and said,
20:50what crime have you committed, beautiful man?
20:56Brother, who is it?
20:57A poor man has come.
20:58Who has come?
20:59A poor man?
21:00A poor man.
21:00How many people are there in the car?
21:01Go.
21:03Don't knock.
21:04There is a recording going on inside.
21:06Okay.
21:07Open the door.
21:09Look, it's the month of Ramzan.
21:10Sir, you sit.
21:12You sit.
21:13Where did you come from?
21:14No.
21:16Where did you come from?
21:17Sir, sit.
21:18If you are standing, open the door.
21:20If you don't open the door,
21:21we will never know what you have eaten.
21:22No, let's see.
21:23Let's see.
21:24It's the month of Ramzan.
21:25Someone might be in need.
21:27Mr. Arun is a handsome man.
21:28Do it.
21:29Open the door.
21:30Greetings.
21:32You didn't lock the door.
21:33We came in as it is.
21:34Yes.
21:34Tell me, I would have come myself.
21:36Why would you come?
21:37Come here.
21:38Brother, who are you?
21:39Come.
21:40This donkey.
21:41Donkey.
21:42Hey, the donkey won't come inside.
21:43No.
21:44One donkey has already come inside.
21:46The donkey won't come inside.
21:47It won't come.
21:48How many people are there?
21:48Did I say anything?
21:49Hey, you.
21:51Is this a donkey house?
21:53There is a donkey with him.
21:54Who are you?
21:55I am helpless.
21:57What is your helplessness?
21:58The donkey also doesn't come inside.
21:59I am helpless.
22:00I have to go around.
22:01No, what is your helplessness?
22:03The thing is..
22:04What?
22:05Move aside.
22:06Don't bring him inside.
22:07Okay, let's go.
22:08Stay outside.
22:08I will come outside.
22:09I have to do some work here.
22:11What is this work?
22:12Leave it.
22:12Whatever it is, tell me.
22:14What is the work?
22:14Okay, I am a helpless man.
22:16You know.
22:17This is going on daily.
22:18Okay, I will help you.
22:19No, no, no.
22:20I will help you.
22:21I am a good man.
22:22Then?
22:23I saw your show.
22:25My kids are small.
22:27Okay, wait.
22:28They will grow up.
22:29No, no.
22:30If they watch our show,
22:32they will grow up.
22:35If you watch our show
22:37and your kids are small,
22:38what is the relation between them?
22:40I saw your show.
22:42I like your wife's work.
22:46Actually, my kids are very small.
22:48Then don't ask them to do this work.
22:51You are Irja, right?
22:54Yes.
22:54When you come on TV,
22:56my kids clap a lot.
22:58Kids like fairies too.
23:01I think their kids are very fond of animal planet.
23:04No, no.
23:05When they come on TV,
23:07they run and bring flour.
23:10It's a very good thing.
23:11We should show kids funny programs.
23:14You are Malaka, right?
23:15Yes.
23:16Move aside.
23:17One minute.
23:19When my kids watch you on TV,
23:22they are very happy.
23:23Prabha, I wanted to say something serious.
23:25You are talking nonsense.
23:28Is your name Goga?
23:29Yes.
23:30When my kids come on TV,
23:32they sit under the table.
23:36He thinks his kids are not small.
23:39What is the problem?
23:40The problem is..
23:42You know, it's Eid.
23:43Your kids are small.
23:45You like our show.
23:47What are you trying to say?
23:48What are you thinking?
23:50I am a good person.
23:51I am not a bad person.
23:52Okay.
23:53It's not like that.
23:54I have 14 sons.
23:56Okay.
23:56I have seven kids.
23:58You should take care of your kids too.
24:01You are talking about your kids.
24:02You are talking about your sons.
24:03But he has two sons.
24:06I have come to know that
24:07he has a business of donkeys.
24:09Yes.
24:10She is right.
24:13I have a business of donkeys.
24:15Okay.
24:15I have a business of donkeys.
24:16If you have a business of donkeys,
24:17are donkeys soft?
24:20No.
24:21They are like this.
24:24Mr. Haroon, there are Persian donkeys too.
24:26Not just Persian,
24:27there are all kinds of donkeys in the world.
24:29He is a commentator.
24:30What is this?
24:31He is talking about donkeys.
24:32I think he is angry with you.
24:36Sir, there is a saying that
24:38the most beautiful animal in the world
24:39is a donkey.
24:41Is it true?
24:41Yes.
24:42No.
24:42It depends on your heart.
24:44What do you like?
24:45A baby goat.
24:46Yes.
24:46A peacock is very beautiful.
24:48Yes.
24:48But after breeding it,
24:50do you breed it in a different way?
24:52Like how different are the horses?
24:53Yes.
24:54In America, there is a breed of donkeys
24:56which is five feet tall.
24:58What?
24:58Yes.
24:59It is like a horse.
25:00Wow.
25:01And donkeys are one of the only animals
25:05which are self-aware.
25:07Like us.
25:08We know that it is me.
25:10If I am looking at the mirror,
25:10then I am looking at it.
25:11Yes.
25:12If it is a dog or any other animal,
25:14then it sees that it is someone else.
25:16You are right.
25:17It tries to go that way.
25:18This donkey knows that it is me.
25:20Is it?
25:20Yes.
25:21Yes.
25:21It looks at itself in the mirror.
25:23Yes.
25:24No.
25:24It even puts its tail.
25:25It shampoos itself.
25:27Mr. Haroon, a donkey is a hardworking animal.
25:29Yes.
25:29It brings a lot of things.
25:31And you just said that it is so intelligent
25:34that it recognizes itself.
25:36Yes.
25:36Absolutely.
25:37If we want to call someone a fool,
25:38we call them a donkey.
25:40Wow.
25:40This is wrong.
25:42A donkey is a symbol of intelligence.
25:46In America, it is a symbol of intelligence.
25:48It is a symbol of hard work.
25:49In America, if there is a big job,
25:51they sell it to the donkey.
25:54It is a symbol of progress.
25:55And you know,
25:56a donkey always recognizes its owner.
26:01Wow.
26:02It is loyal to its owner.
26:03Wow.
26:04If you meet it after 24 years,
26:07it will shake your hand.
26:09It will recognize you.
26:11It will recognize you.
26:12And the funny thing is that it has a GPS fit.
26:15Wow.
26:16We don't remember the way.
26:18We don't remember it wherever we go.
26:20This donkey remembers the way for 20 years.
26:24And you know,
26:25it can see almost 280 degrees.
26:28Wow.
26:29It can see all four legs.
26:31It can see the back too.
26:32It can see the front.
26:33It can see the back too.
26:34That's why..
26:35From the side mirror.
26:37I don't know who has such a big hole.
26:39It has a mirror on its head.
26:42Okay, tell me something.
26:43Have you fed your donkey anything since morning?
26:46Look, there is food on the floor.
26:49Look.
26:50Wow.
26:51I fed it.
26:52I think the donkey has made it eat food.
26:55It is eating on the floor.
26:57Okay.
26:58How do you remember the names of your donkeys?
26:59Sister, I remember.
27:01This donkey, that donkey, that donkey, that donkey,
27:03all 14 donkeys.
27:05I have counted them.
27:09Okay, what is the rate?
27:10How much will you charge?
27:11Tell me the rate.
27:12Brother, the rate is Rs. 40,000 per lakh.
27:16What?
27:16This is a very cheap rate.
27:18How many kilos of fodder can it eat in a day?
27:21Tell me that.
27:22Brother, he is our poor man.
27:24You can't say that for no reason.
27:26It can eat 7-8 kilos.
27:28Okay, my deal is Rs. 40,000.
27:31How old is it?
27:32It is 8 years old.
27:33It is very cheap.
27:35Really?
27:35Very cheap.
27:368 years.
27:36Is it younger or older than you?
27:39Rs. 40,000 is done.
27:40Leave it.
27:41Mr. Agha, you have made a very good deal.
27:43You got it at a very cheap rate.
27:44And you will sell it at a high price.
27:45We will live together.
27:48Okay, brother.
27:49It is done.
27:50Wait for a minute.
27:52Tell him not to leave.
27:54Brother, don't take our aunt.
27:57Hey.
27:57No, no. Let him eat.
28:01No, he has already eaten.
28:03Here you go.
28:05Your deal is done.
28:08The clothes for the kids will be delivered now.
28:09You gave me Rs. 50,000 and you will give me Rs. 40,000 as well?
28:13Mr. Agha, congratulations.
28:15Now ask for a bag full of bricks.
28:18Mr. Arun Khota is very lucky.
28:20How?
28:21He has found a master like himself.
28:23Mr. Agha, thank you.
28:25Take care of him.
28:26Yes.
28:26I love him a lot.
28:28Yes.
28:29Take care of him.
28:29Make sure he is on a stand.
28:32Brother, believe me.
28:35I had never kept him on a stand.
28:37I had never carried him on my back.
28:40What does that mean?
28:43I was looking at him.
28:45He used to go with me and talk to me.
28:47I never realised that I have lost so much weight.
28:49Okay, brother.
28:50Then you are not Khota.
28:51You are Vaya.
28:55Brother, who is he?
28:56Mr. Agha, your deal is done.
28:58Yes.
28:58The deal is done.
28:59Yes.
28:59But on one condition.
29:01What?
29:01You have to bring him to meet me once a week.
29:04I think you are not selling me.
29:06You are breaking me.
29:13Viewers, it is time for a short break.
29:14We will meet after the break.
29:23Welcome back, viewers.
29:25Yes, Irza.
29:25I wanted to tell you.
29:27Yes.
29:27That a fool fell in love with a witch.
29:30Oh.
29:30Okay.
29:31Then?
29:32He proposed to her for marriage.
29:34Okay.
29:34He said, sorry, Goge.
29:36We don't have a cousin marriage.
29:40Goge.
29:41He proposed to the witch.
29:42The witch looked at him and said,
29:44have you ever seen my face?
29:45We had a cousin marriage for two days.
29:47Okay.
29:48There are children who don't have hair.
29:50Did you see? It is a plate.
29:55Goge, don't do anything.
29:57At least come to your senses.
30:00Come to my senses?
30:01He didn't marry her because he was sad.
30:05To convince him, he said,
30:07I will build a palace for you.
30:12Okay, as he was saying,
30:14may God give him a place in heaven.
30:16Amen.
30:16May God elevate his status.
30:18Sardar Kamal.
30:19What is he saying?
30:20Once when he went for a shoot,
30:22he forgot to dye his hair.
30:25He says, the scene was that I had to jump in the pool.
30:28And I had to come out like a young man.
30:30And I had to go to the deer.
30:32He says, he forgot to dye his hair.
30:34The director said, what did you do?
30:36There was no time.
30:38So, he applied mascara.
30:40He dyed his hair black.
30:41He says, Mr. Arun,
30:43the hero jumped from here.
30:45And the girl's father jumped from here.
30:50Mr. Arun, one day, the children of the same witch
30:52met Goge in the market.
30:54Okay.
30:54They said, uncle, mother, greetings.
30:57Don't be shy.
30:59Say, greetings.
31:01Don't be shy.
31:02Say, if your mother had agreed,
31:04you would have been my daughter.
31:06Goge, don't do anything.
31:08At least, be alert.
31:11I was alert.
31:12But the family..
31:15The witch scolded Goge.
31:17Okay.
31:18She asked him for money.
31:21And he disappeared.
31:26Goge, it's 12.45.
31:27You said, I will wail on Charlie with one hand.
31:32Okay, he says, broken arms come to the neck.
31:35Does it come to your neck?
31:36It comes to the pain.
31:38Goge, this is what you look like.
31:40This is what you look like.
31:42You look so handsome.
31:44Okay, what happened, Goge?
31:46How did you fall?
31:47During the shoot, when I went to Belgium..
31:50Belgium?
31:51Belgium?
31:51Belgium?
31:52Goge, where were you going from Belgium?
31:54We were going to Denmark by ferry.
31:56Ferry?
31:57Ferry, okay.
31:58Ferry is good.
31:59And he said, ferry, ferry, ferry.
32:02And it was written there.
32:03What?
32:04If you come by ferry, go by ferry.
32:06He reached Denmark, got down and went inside again.
32:09He said, I have to stay here.
32:12When you reached Denmark..
32:13Yes.
32:14What was happening there?
32:16Tell us about the scene there.
32:17People were looking at me.
32:20I wanted to see the blue water of the sea.
32:25He wanted to see that too.
32:26Because he was sitting inside.
32:27He wanted to see that too.
32:29But sir, the water is good.
32:30I liked the cleanliness.
32:32Where?
32:33The canal in Hong Kong.
32:34What?
32:35Yes, it crosses the jail road.
32:37There is a canal in the centre of Hong Kong.
32:39The entire centre..
32:40Son, that is a drain.
32:42That is a drain.
32:43That is what I liked.
32:46Mr. Haroon, if someone pours clean water on it
32:49it minds so much that it goes into the drain.
32:52It minds the water.
32:53Okay.
32:54That is not a canal, it is a drain.
32:56Why did they decorate it so much?
32:58It is their birthday.
33:00Okay, so they made a restaurant inside it.
33:02What did they make?
33:03I don't understand how they tolerate this.
33:06It is the same in Thailand.
33:07They have made a market on the drain.
33:10It is the same in Hong Kong.
33:11They have decorated it a lot.
33:12The waterfalls are in Spain.
33:14Yes.
33:14The waterfalls are the places to walk.
33:17Yes, and there are two waterfalls there.
33:18Yes, there are two.
33:19One is big and one is small.
33:21One is big..
33:22He is absolutely right.
33:23Actually, there is a big waterfall there
33:26and a small one on the other side.
33:27He is wearing a long shirt and saying that he is coming.
33:30Okay, yes.
33:30Because he had gone from there.
33:32And there are two waterfalls.
33:33One is a happy waterfall and the other is a troubled one.
33:35Troubled one.
33:36Yes.
33:37Yes.
33:38Really?
33:38He has met a troubled waterfall.
33:41I felt very proud when Mr. Shahrukh Khan drank coffee there.
33:46Yes.
33:47He was shivering there.
33:49He was shivering and he kept licking it.
33:52Goga, did you go to the shopping mall
33:54and buy any perfumes there?
33:56Yes, I did.
33:56Then why don't you apply it?
33:59He is saying that if you have to go abroad,
34:00then you should go abroad and buy it.
34:03Okay, Goga, if you could live anywhere in the world,
34:08which country would you like to live in?
34:09I would like to live in that country.
34:12No, man.
34:12That is a dream.
34:13That is a dream.
34:15I would like to purchase a house in that country
34:18and build a house of one room there.
34:21That is a dream.
34:22No, did you sit in the gondolas there?
34:24Sir, I did sit there, but I didn't know that it was a gondola.
34:28Gondola?
34:29It must have been a gondola.
34:31Listen to me.
34:33What are the boats that move in the water there?
34:36Those are not boats.
34:37Boats move with a chappu or an engine.
34:40The one that moves with an engine.
34:42Yes.
34:42Is it called a chappu?
34:44No.
34:44No, it is a gondola.
34:45It is a boat, which is called a gondola in English.
34:48And if it gets smaller, it is called a kayak.
34:52Kayak.
34:52No, a kayak moves with a chappu.
34:54No, it was moving downwards.
34:55It was moving upwards.
34:58Okay, don't answer her question.
35:00She is out of her mind.
35:02She is an educated girl.
35:03She must have brought ice.
35:04How much ice would she have brought?
35:07She must have put a lot of ice.
35:08Mr. Arun, it is said that Venice will sink.
35:10Yes, it will sink a few centimetres with time.
35:13Then why did you come back?
35:16I would have drowned.
35:17You are trying to kill the hero in a Chinese film.
35:20Yes.
35:21The girl looks like this.
35:28Mr. Arun, people bathe in the water of Venice.
35:32It is dirty water. It is not clean water.
35:34People live there.
35:35Vegetables and everything.
35:36Actually, the backyard of your house..
35:38I mean, the front is on the road.
35:40But the backyard is always in the water.
35:43Yes.
35:43So everyone has made a garage in the backyard
35:47where they keep their gondolas, boats and everything.
35:50Okay.
35:50They use bamboo and wood to drive the gondolas.
35:54They do it like this.
35:55Do you know that driving a gondola is as difficult as doing CSS?
36:00Oh!
36:01You don't drive a bamboo gondola?
36:02Yes, it is very expensive.
36:04Because there is a lot of earning in it.
36:06Right.
36:06It is a phenomenal earning.
36:08The rich people there are driving the gondolas.
36:11Yes.
36:11And the license goes on for generations.
36:15They are building a temple.
36:16If a person builds a temple, he has to give it to his son.
36:20Okay.
36:21And if his son doesn't want to do it
36:24then he has to pass a test to get the license.
36:29There are thousands of people and one license.
36:31Sir, I like Italy more.
36:34They have cultivated a lot of grapes.
36:37Okay.
36:38It is a good way.
36:39But they don't let you pluck it.
36:42Mr. Arun, Goga went skydiving.
36:44Yes.
36:45He went skydiving.
36:46It was such a steep fall that the dirt was left behind.
36:48Goga fell down cleanly.
36:53He didn't know that she is his wife.
36:55Yes.
36:56He said, Goga, are you from Sulaon?
36:59In Chinese films, when Irzaar's daughter does a flying kick
37:02she looks like Kancha Bai.
37:04And when she opens her shorts, she looks like Saptal Patliya.
37:11Ladies and gentlemen, we have a short break.
37:13Don't go anywhere. We will meet after the break.
37:31Welcome back, viewers.
37:32Now we are going to play a very interesting game.
37:40Team Agha Majid, Team Salim Al Baila
37:43and Team... What was your name?
37:44Malaika.
37:45Malaika.
37:47So, shall we start?
37:49Go.
37:49Okay.
37:50With an easy question.
37:51Very easy.
37:53What is the name of the monkey that doesn't have a tail?
37:57You tell us.
37:58Tell us. I have played it.
38:02Greetings.
38:03Greetings.
38:04What is your name?
38:05Aksa Jameel.
38:06Aksa, what do you do?
38:07I teach.
38:08Are you teaching in a university or a school?
38:10In a school.
38:11She is teaching in a school. Very good.
38:14Very good.
38:16So, instead of answering...
38:19It is also called a monkey.
38:20It is also called a monkey.
38:22It has a tail. That is why it is called a monkey.
38:24Wow!
38:27Very good.
38:28You have one point.
38:29When she was answering, Salim was looking behind her.
38:33Can I ask you a trick question?
38:36Yes, go ahead.
38:36Who is the monkey with a tail?
38:38Monkey?
38:39Who is the monkey with a tail?
38:40Why don't you tell us, Azeem?
38:44Actually, sir, I am in danger. He will kill me.
38:49Okay. The next question is very easy.
38:52Okay.
38:53When do you cry?
38:56You played it first.
38:57He plays it first. The question is not even complete.
39:00So, will you answer?
39:01Don't abuse me, son. I am a fool.
39:04Fool.
39:06Tears of a crocodile.
39:08No.
39:09I will tell you.
39:10That's it.
39:11Now, you will have to dare.
39:14You said out of turn.
39:15Come here.
39:16And you said cheating.
39:20Come here.
39:22Come here.
39:23Your dare is to hold your tongue and say the names of 12 months.
39:27Four months.
39:28Start.
39:29He will tear his ear and slap me.
39:33Janvi, I will never forget you.
39:41Oh, man.
39:42Other than wearing it, tell us the use of shoes.
39:46Yes.
39:47Oh, man.
39:48I don't know.
39:49She plays it first.
39:50Oh, man.
39:51To hit.
39:52To hit.
39:54Yes.
39:55That's it.
39:58Which cup is it in which you don't drink anything?
40:00Yes.
40:02I have already pressed it.
40:04White cup.
40:05Trophy cup.
40:06That's it.
40:07That's it.
40:09Two points.
40:10The question is
40:13which shoes don't help you to walk but help you to stop?
40:19Yes.
40:20Oh, man.
40:22Yes.
40:22Now, you will have to dare.
40:24Break shoes.
40:25Break shoes.
40:26That's it.
40:27Oh, man.
40:29Thank you, sir.
40:31Wow.
40:31Thank you, sir.
40:33I enjoyed it.
40:34Team Salim Alwaila has two points.
40:37Malaika has one point.
40:38Agha Majid has one point.
40:39All the monkeys are here.
40:41I think the kid is worth it.
40:42Yes.
40:43What is it that looks like a leaf
40:46and mimics humans but is not a monkey?
40:49You played it first.
40:50Yes.
40:51Five, four, three.
40:54It looks like a leaf.
40:55Two, one.
40:58Time's up.
40:59Do you have it in your mind?
41:01No.
41:01Do you have it in your mind?
41:03No.
41:04I am giving you a hint.
41:05Put your hand on the buzzer.
41:07The one who rang it first.
41:09The hint is that
41:10that thing is nurtured by Arzu Fatima.
41:15Yes.
41:16I gave you a very big hint.
41:18I always put up stories.
41:19I will tell you.
41:21Five, four, three, two, one.
41:27No one will say it now.
41:28Mr. Agha, do you have it in your mind?
41:29Yes.
41:29Do you have it in your mind?
41:30Yes.
41:30We will say yes and no.
41:32No.
41:34Oh!
41:36Dare. Dare. Dare.
41:38Mr. Agha, dare.
41:40Oh, God!
41:41You have lost your strength.
41:44Mr. Agha, you are a tree and a very strong storm is going on.
41:47You are moving in that storm.
41:48And you are saying,
41:50I am dead.
41:52Take your hand out like a tree.
41:54Oh, God! I am dead. Who is this?
41:57Oh, God! I am...
41:59Oh, God!
42:01The tree is moving.
42:03Oh, God!
42:03I am dead. Who is this?
42:05Take your hand out.
42:06I am dead. Who is this?
42:06Shut up.
42:09The tree is moving. Who is this?
42:16Now we will say yes and no again.
42:18Yes.
42:19You played it first.
42:20Yes.
42:21Parrot.
42:22Parrot.
42:25Now you have two points.
42:27Aslam has four sons.
42:30And every son has a sister.
42:32How many children do you have in total?
42:33Mr. Salim, you played it.
42:34Eight.
42:35No. Wrong answer.
42:37Number nine.
42:38You have the answer.
42:39Yes.
42:40Now we will say yes and no again.
42:42Yes.
42:43You played it.
42:44No.
42:45Five.
42:46Why five?
42:47Because he has four brothers.
42:49And everyone has one sister.
42:50So one sister.
42:51Very good.
42:55You have won the game.
42:58It's not good. It's cheating.
43:00Wow, Mr. Agha.
43:01I told you.
43:02Doc, the students are here.
43:05So you do something today.
43:06Chandrashehra, we will look at them.
43:08Yes.
43:09First, I will try to describe the state of the world.
43:12How sad was the decline of the values of thought.
43:16Wow.
43:17Wow.
43:19How sad was the decline of the values of thought.
43:22It was said that the times are no longer old.
43:26The tyrant gave me fake money in bribes.
43:29The times of honesty are no more.
43:31Wow.
43:33Wow.
43:34Wow.
43:35Wow.
43:38March is ending.
43:39April is coming.
43:40So it's over.
43:41Yes.
43:42He said that he didn't see you cute.
43:45He said that he didn't see you cute.
43:48He has a dashing personality.
43:51He is cool.
43:53I said that you are my life from today.
43:56Wow.
43:58She said that today is April Fool's.
44:01Wow.
44:06One sad thing is that she turned out to be a stranger.
44:10She was treated so cruelly that she turned out to be an AI robot.
44:13Wow.
44:15And there was a samosa that was filled with air instead of potatoes.
44:19Wow.
44:20Wow.
44:21Ramzan Chandra, there was a samosa that was filled with air instead of potatoes.
44:26There was a samosa that was filled with air instead of potatoes.
44:29Wow.
44:30And I remembered Chris Gayle when I saw the samosa.
44:34I remembered Chris Gayle when I saw the samosa.
44:38I remembered Chris Gayle when I saw the samosa.
44:41Don't ask me when she turned out to be a white collar.
44:47Very good.
44:47And she was also a part of those people.
44:52She was also a part of those people.
44:55She was also a part of those people.
44:56She was also a part of those people.
44:59Wow.
45:02Very good.
45:04Very good.
45:06Viewers, this was today's show.
45:07We will meet you in the next show.
45:08Take care.
45:10Goodbye.