Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 21st Dec 2024
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00:00Hoshiyariyan Hoshiyariyan
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching my Hoshiyariyan.
00:22Friends, what I would like to request today is that we generally face a problem that some people's behaviour is not right.
00:32They behave immorally and they are not like this all the time but sometimes they become like this.
00:38They behave so immorally with you that you put their whole life's morals and that one incident aside.
00:46Actually, this random behaviour of a person is not a problem.
00:51Behaviour happens because of a problem.
00:54It can be their privacy, it can be related to your behaviour and it can be anything other than both.
01:01My request to you is that whenever a person who does not have a track record of being immoral or immoral 24x7
01:12If you ever see that person behave immorally or immorally, then know that behaviour is not the problem.
01:23Actually, behaviour is an expression of the problem.
01:26So, if you love that person, if you are his friend, then you can say this.
01:34And it will make a big difference.
01:36The conversation will come down a lot.
01:38Mercury will become low.
01:39If you just ask that are you fine today?
01:43Is there any other reason?
01:44Just by saying this, the mind tells that yes, my behaviour is not right.
01:50Let's start today's show with this message.
01:52Let's take you to the railway station today and see what the situation is.
02:01What happened?
02:02What is to happen, sir?
02:03They are not letting us park the car.
02:05Are you buying this rail car on installments?
02:07No, sir. They are not letting us park our car on installments.
02:10Have you bought a car by selling railway lines?
02:13Sir, security told me.
02:15Shameless man, you will sit in a car of illicit earnings and go for some good work.
02:20What will happen in your mind?
02:21No one cares as much as I do.
02:24What do you feel?
02:25I am feeling bad.
02:27Lines don't feel bad.
02:29Are you mad?
02:30Surface treatment is done.
02:32Why should I feel bad?
02:33We are brothers.
02:34If we get into a fight, we will lose money.
02:36How much money did you take for the car?
02:38Sir, I took a jeep worth 4.5 crores.
02:41What?
02:42Oh my God!
02:44You can't take it in your name.
02:46Will the government ask?
02:47That your assets are more and your earnings are less?
02:49I gifted it in the name of your sister-in-law.
02:52Okay, okay.
02:54If you have gifted it, then how can you gift it?
02:57Why? Why can't I gift it?
02:59What is your salary?
03:00Thank God.
03:02I am getting 37,000 rupees.
03:0337,000.
03:05What else?
03:06What happened?
03:08Am I dead?
03:10Why?
03:11I am a ghost.
03:12You can't see me.
03:13I can see you.
03:14I have been coming to Annapur station for 14 years.
03:19Waiting for hard work.
03:21You are coming to Annapur station waiting for hard work.
03:26Yes.
03:27What is the reason?
03:29I had heard about Anna Hazare.
03:31Where is Annapur?
03:33Me and Mehnaz used to love each other.
03:37That's enough, Mehnaz.
03:38Mehnaz is alive.
03:39Actually, four years had passed since our love.
03:43She went to Lahore to get good education.
03:45Would you have gone to Lahore?
03:47I can't afford so much education.
03:50Then you should have got married.
03:51I have to marry only Mehnaz.
03:53In 2008, Mehnaz had said that she will come to Annapur station.
03:58I don't know where Mehnaz is now.
04:01I don't know how she is.
04:03I don't know if she is single.
04:04Did she promise you in 2008?
04:06Yes.
04:07Then it could be double, triple, four, five, six.
04:10Now Mehnaz will have kids.
04:12Forget it.
04:13Don't say that.
04:14Where is Mehnaz's house?
04:15How would I know?
04:16If I knew, I wouldn't have gone to her house.
04:18Give me Mehnaz's number.
04:20I don't have Mehnaz's number.
04:21I didn't have a SIM card then.
04:23Didn't you have a SIM card in 2008?
04:25I didn't have a mobile phone.
04:26You must have got a signal.
04:27You had a mobile phone.
04:28You must have got a signal.
04:29Akhtar, be straight.
04:30You had a SIM card and a mobile phone.
04:32But you were poor.
04:35You are making fun of a poor and helpless lover.
04:39Hey, helpless lover.
04:40Yes.
04:41If you didn't have a mobile phone,
04:42then why did you have a SIM card?
04:46If she had gone to Lahore to get good education in 2008,
04:50then she must be getting good education and doing household chores.
04:53Now her kids are getting good education.
04:57Did you hear the train whistle?
04:59Yes.
05:00This isn't the train whistle.
05:01This is Mehnaz's whistle.
05:02She used to whistle a lot.
05:04My Mehnaz must be coming.
05:06I will introduce you to her.
05:07Mehnaz.
05:09Biscuit, tea.
05:10Tea, biscuits.
05:11Come.
05:12Sit. Sit.
05:13She must be coming.
05:14Greetings.
05:15Greetings.
05:16How are you?
05:17Greetings.
05:18Sit. Sit.
05:19Sit.
05:20Sit.
05:21Sit.
05:22Sit here.
05:23No. No.
05:24I am in your lap.
05:26I won't trouble you.
05:27Uncle is also in my lap.
05:28No. No.
05:29Sit.
05:30No. No.
05:32He is your son.
05:33He is your son.
05:34He has come from the train and is sitting here.
05:36Go. Go.
05:37No, sir.
05:38He is coming to receive me.
05:40Who is coming to receive you?
05:41I am getting my son married here.
05:43Oh.
05:44Okay.
05:45My relative.
05:46Yes.
05:47He is coming here.
05:48I don't know what to do with him.
05:49Why are you getting your son married in your lap?
05:52Which lap?
05:53He is saying that he wants to sit in my lap.
05:55Actually, he is innocent.
05:57Why is he so innocent?
05:58He doesn't have a father or a mother.
06:00What?
06:01Then what are you two?
06:02Then why don't you have the shadow of your parents on your head?
06:04You are not understanding what I am saying.
06:06Yes. Yes.
06:07I am saying that his mother has passed away.
06:10Okay.
06:11And father?
06:12His father has also passed away.
06:13Okay. Okay.
06:14He wants to say that he is such a child that his parents died on seeing him.
06:19Actually, sir, he is getting married to me for the second time.
06:23Okay. Okay.
06:24I am his step father.
06:26Yes.
06:27I shouldn't be saying that I am saying this on seeing a child.
06:31He is getting married to you for the second time.
06:33Yes. Yes.
06:34Then you don't look that rich.
06:36What?
06:37What are you saying, son?
06:39I don't know.
06:40I don't know how to go from this world.
06:44You are behaving like this since many days.
06:46Sometimes at night, mother wakes up from her bed and sits with me.
06:51My face will be kissed and I will be loved.
06:53I feel that this world is a joke.
06:57You didn't give him love in his childhood.
06:59No. No. I didn't. I brought him like this.
07:05I will tell you that the day the furniture of the ladies came to my house.
07:09Yes. Yes.
07:10The child was standing in the cupboard.
07:13He is such an innocent child.
07:15Is it?
07:16He danced like me.
07:18Yes. Yes.
07:19He danced so well.
07:23It is said that some children take their love for themselves.
07:25Today that term seems very dangerous.
07:28Look, what all he is saying about your own son.
07:33What?
07:34Isn't he your own son?
07:36No. No. He is my step son.
07:39And yours?
07:40He is my step son too.
07:41What?
07:42We got married.
07:43But we didn't get the transfer letter of his child.
07:46What do you mean? How did this happen?
07:47Sir, if you allow me, I will tell you.
07:49Tell me.
07:50Dear, stay there. I will tell you your story.
07:52No. No.
07:57But I don't understand how you are his step son.
08:01The one with whom I got married for the first time.
08:03Yes. Yes.
08:04The one who got married for the first time.
08:06Yes. Yes.
08:07He is his son.
08:08Okay. His real father was his step son.
08:10No. No. No.
08:11He is his step son too.
08:14How is this possible?
08:15How can he take love from his step son?
08:19Sir, he has changed so many hands.
08:21I am investigating him.
08:23Yes.
08:24But he is still the same.
08:27Dad, chocolate.
08:29He wants to eat chocolate.
08:33Oh. Oh. Oh.
08:36Oh.
08:37Yes.
08:38This is how I am going to get rid of him.
08:45Sir, I have told you so many times not to sit on your father's shoulders.
08:48Yes. You are going to sit on your father's shoulders.
08:52Come and sit here.
08:53Sit here.
08:54Why didn't you have your own child?
08:56Because of this fear.
08:59Where have you come from?
09:00I have come from Lahore.
09:01From Lahore.
09:02You have come from Lahore.
09:03Yes.
09:04Then why did you get married here?
09:05Why didn't you get married in Lahore?
09:06The thing is that there is no housekeeper in Lahore.
09:10Okay.
09:11We don't want to keep a child at home.
09:13Okay.
09:14Why?
09:15I have brought sweets with me.
09:16If it is done.
09:17Yes.
09:18I am going to sleep here.
09:20Okay.
09:21Why don't you have a child at home?
09:22I don't know.
09:23Even doctors say that there is no housekeeper.
09:25Look, he is asking for property.
09:27He is asking for love.
09:30By the way, do you know about your real mother?
09:32Yes, sir.
09:33Haven't you heard that song?
09:34Which one?
09:35I am a father.
09:36I am a step-father.
09:37I left home.
09:38I even left the bottle.
09:40What?
09:42Bottle.
09:43I think he is out of his mind.
09:45Yes.
09:46Okay, madam.
09:47Your step-mother.
09:48Yes.
09:49She had a son.
09:50No.
09:51No.
09:52No.
09:53No.
09:54No.
09:55No.
09:56No.
09:57No.
09:58No.
09:59No.
10:00No.
10:01No.
10:02No.
10:03No.
10:05We are transferring us to somebody else.
10:06We are not getting any ownership.
10:10But uncle, he will have his birth certificate, right?
10:13Son, I went to the hospital where the child was born.
10:15Okay.
10:16I went there.
10:17I asked them where do I get their birth certificate.
10:21Then they asked me to get their birth certificate written on their number plate.
10:27You are not ready to take any responsibility.
10:29Mr. Varun, I am very lucky.
10:32I don't want to become anyone's burden.
10:34Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
10:35Whenever I come here, I have to bear the burden of the horse.
10:39What have you guys decided?
10:41Who will he go with now?
10:43Just pray, son, that the marriage gets fixed.
10:45He will stay at home.
10:46By the way, there is one thing.
10:47Look, you have spent your entire life as a stepson.
10:49Now your wife will be your real wife.
10:53No.
10:54I have heard that the girl also got divorced first.
10:58By God's grace, she will have a son too.
11:04Oh, God.
11:06Stop it. For God's sake, stop it.
11:10What is this?
11:11Brother, should I stop the alarm?
11:12She has been a traffic police for four years.
11:14Okay.
11:15She has a habit of crying.
11:16Okay, okay, okay.
11:23Why isn't your wife crying?
11:25What?
11:27She is my wife, but she is right.
11:30Okay, why are you crying?
11:32I got my brother married with so much love.
11:35Oh, God.
11:36Now I am going to get him.
11:38Oh, God. It seems like someone has won.
11:41You are blabbering.
11:43I also had the same doubt.
11:44But my father died in the same way.
11:47What happened to your brother?
11:48I got my brother married with so much love.
11:50Oh, God.
11:51A few months after the marriage, I came to know that
11:54my brother has got a fracture.
11:57Why? Why?
11:58Mr. Haroon, she is a girl from this village.
12:00Believe me, she broke my brother's leg on the first day.
12:04Oh, God.
12:06Oh, by mistake.
12:06She must have hit him on the cheek.
12:11On the wedding day, sister-in-law asked my brother
12:13if I am looking fat.
12:15My brother said, no.
12:18Then why did you break his leg?
12:19Because before saying no, he thought.
12:24Oh, God.
12:25I will hit you on the head.
12:26But was she fat or not?
12:29No.
12:33Oh, God.
12:34What is this?
12:35Brother, don't make him quiet.
12:36He is crying like a baby.
12:39Does your wife make such noises?
12:41No, no. Why will she cry?
12:43I will make her cry.
12:45Wow.
12:46I will make this boy sit here because of her.
12:48So that his heart doesn't break.
12:50Great.
12:51You don't make him sit.
12:52My heart won't break.
12:53Look, how much mother's love I am getting.
12:57Okay, why did you break his leg this time?
12:59Because after seeing all this, my brother
13:02became quiet.
13:03He became quiet.
13:04He hit you out of fear.
13:05Don't break my leg.
13:06He hit me out of fear.
13:07After that, my sister-in-law broke his leg again.
13:10Why?
13:11She said, I can't bear to see you being quiet.
13:15Dad, mom, you said
13:17that I will go to the village and eat jackfruit.
13:20I am taking a tractor.
13:21I didn't say that I am taking a tractor.
13:23I am taking a tractor.
13:25I won't stop you. You will have to go.
13:28Okay, what is this dad and dad?
13:29It's nothing. He remembers everyone.
13:35Dad, mom, you said
13:37that I will take you to the village and eat jackfruit.
13:39I will take you to the village and eat jackfruit.
13:41You will eat jackfruit.
13:44I don't understand.
13:45Yes.
13:46Why don't these people come here?
13:48Brother.
13:48Yes.
13:50What is it?
13:53What is the matter?
13:54Sir, in this village,
13:56women and girls get married.
13:58Yes.
13:59They only break their legs.
14:01Legs, arms, this is what they break.
14:03The thing is that my son is young.
14:05Yes.
14:06I have come to this village to get married.
14:08Like this?
14:09You will come in front of him and roam around.
14:16Okay.
14:16I want to get married to him.
14:18Yes.
14:19I want to find a girl in the village
14:22who doesn't break her legs.
14:23Yes, absolutely. Very good.
14:25Break the child's neck.
14:28Greetings.
14:29Greetings.
14:30Greetings.
14:31Greetings.
14:32Who is he?
14:33He is the one.
14:35The one who is getting the child married.
14:36He is the girl's brother.
14:37Is he the girl's brother?
14:38Yes. He is the girl's brother.
14:46He is the one who wants to get married.
14:48Yes.
14:49He is the one.
14:50We have brought up our sister very well.
14:52Really?
14:53We have brought her up in three or four places.
14:56And that too with a lot of love.
15:02Brother, do you have any doubt?
15:04Son, I have come here to think
15:06whether I am making the right decision or wrong.
15:13Okay, you love your father a lot.
15:16Obviously. I love him a lot.
15:19I won't stop him. He has to go.
15:23What is the problem, brother? Why are you late?
15:25Sir, come here. We have a problem.
15:28Oh.
15:29Do you remember that we didn't get married?
15:32It's okay.
15:33We get married.
15:35We are about to get married and then you remember.
15:37Brother, what are you saying?
15:38You got married.
15:39Why don't the sisters-in-law get married?
15:41No, brother. Actually, the sister-in-law got married
15:43because of your massage.
15:44Sir, I don't understand.
15:46Why are all of you missing the lentils and rice?
15:48Don't you cook and eat?
15:49Sir, he is our landlord.
15:50And what is a landlord's job?
15:51Now, you have to decide the marriage.
15:54Madam, I am a little busy.
15:56My father's elder brother wants to meet him.
15:58Okay. Okay. So, you are busy.
15:59Why are you busy?
16:00Sir, I had to get the flour kneaded.
16:02Why? Is the flour pregnant?
16:05The train has arrived.
16:07The train has arrived.
16:09What is the problem?
16:11Purr.
16:12What is the problem?
16:13Purr.
16:16The train has arrived.
16:17My Mehnaz must be on the way, Mr. Haroon.
16:20Mehnaz.
16:21Stop, Mehnaz.
16:23You are here.
16:24You left me and went to the city
16:26to get the best education.
16:28Did you get the education?
16:31No, I got the best education.
16:33What?
16:33What?
16:34Mr. Shrey, come here.
16:36Oh.
16:38Mehnaz, how did your father become so young?
16:42He is my husband.
16:43He got married to Wilmar Schwaben.
16:47You got married to a German?
16:49I went to get the best education.
16:51I got a husband.
16:57Ladies and gentlemen, this is a small break.
16:58It will be fun. See you after the break.
17:00I have taken a little balm.
17:01I applied it lightly.
17:03The train started. Do you know what I heard?
17:05What?
17:09This is such a unique balm.
17:10Tell me, if you apply it on an empty plot
17:12will it become a house?
17:14Yes.