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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 27th Dec 2024
Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 27th Dec 2024
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00:00My brother, Rs. 5,000 is for you.
00:03What are you saying?
00:03Hero, we don't have any money left.
00:07Son, kiss me.
00:08Oh, no. This is a small cut.
00:10He's like Mr. Jivesh Shekhar.
00:11I'll shave it.
00:15Asim, my son really looks like Jivesh Shekhar.
00:17No, Jivesh Shekhar.
00:18We'll be drinking blue for a while.
00:20I was happy that you gave him Rs. 5,000.
00:25Such teachers.
00:27Now put your hand on your pocket.
00:30He looks like Shahrukh Khan.
00:33Sir, give me Rs. 5,000.
00:35Yes, sir.
00:36We have some money in our pocket.
00:38We'll be drinking Manapur drink.
00:40Yes, sir.
00:42This is for you.
00:42I was saying, his style is like Mr. Mahid Murad.
00:45Yes, sir. Give me Rs. 5,000.
00:47Yes, sir.
00:48Sir, your son's earring and earrings
00:51all look like Satyam Indra's earrings.
00:53Yes, sir. Give me Rs. 5,000.
00:55Okay, the bracelet he's wearing
00:57looks a bit like Salman Khan's.
00:59Salman Khan?
01:01Oh, no.
01:07Ajay, all the money you have
01:09will be spent on ironing all the notes.
01:12Sir, I've given you Rs. 25,000.
01:14In your opinion, my son should know how to sing.
01:17Yes, he'll know how to sing.
01:19Mr. Mirza, why don't you give us the money for the function?
01:24Thank you very much, sir.
01:27Sir, here's Rs. 25,000 for you.
01:29No, no. You gave us Rs. 25,000.
01:32You must have seen it.
01:33Yes, I must have seen it.
01:34The one we can see is also ours.
01:37Ma'am, our son is here.
01:39Yes, he's here.
01:40God willing, he'll be a hero and a singer.
01:42Even if he's not a five-star artist
01:45we'll take care of your money.
01:46He's here.
01:47People have taken pictures of him.
01:51Yes, yes.
01:52Hey!
01:55Mr. Ek, trust me.
01:57He'll be a great singer.
01:59People will give him money with two hands.
02:03Yes, yes.
02:04Mr. Mirza, your son will be a great singer.
02:08Those who will listen to him
02:09will faint on hearing his voice.
02:12Oh, no.
02:15Forget him.
02:16Those who have money will give him money with their hands.
02:20Okay, tell me, when will you be free?
02:23I'll be free when he's younger than me.
02:26He does all the work.
02:28I don't even wear his shoes.
02:30Yes, we don't wear your shoes either.
02:34You can come after 15 minutes.
02:35Really?
02:36Yes.
02:36Okay, fine.
02:37Mr. Khan, we'll meet you after 15 minutes.
02:38Not 15 minutes, just two minutes.
02:40Only two minutes.
02:42Okay, we'll leave now.
02:45Yes, son.
02:46Son, we'll learn classical music now.
02:48We'll learn classical music now.
02:50Don't make him nervous.
02:52Uncle, give me my money.
02:58Here you go, sir.
02:59You're very capable.
03:00Yes, yes.
03:01Give him my money too.
03:04People are so stupid.
03:06They lose money at every turn.
03:07God has given your father a lot.
03:10Son, this job doesn't require skills.
03:13Yes, it doesn't.
03:15Son, what do you want to learn?
03:17Classical music?
03:18Pop music?
03:19No, no.
03:19Mode music?
03:20Actually, I'm very fond of Qawwali.
03:22Uncle, get some water for the kid.
03:25He's very thirsty.
03:26No, I'll get it right away.
03:27No, no, drink it.
03:28You'll make him dizzy.
03:31First, make me a clapster.
03:33This is how you do Qawwali.
03:36Qawwali.
04:06I'm a flower on a garland of flowers
04:10I'm a flower on a garland of flowers
04:15I'm a flower on a garland of flowers
04:18Drink some water.
04:19Drink some water.
04:20You'll make him dizzy.
04:21I'm a flower on a garland of flowers
04:23I know my heart
04:26And I drink the nectar of my heart
04:30First, decide what you want to do.
04:32What's wrong with him?
04:32Did you mix something in the water?
04:34Wait a minute.
04:35Sit down.
04:36Sit down.
04:39He's here.
04:40Hey!
04:41What did you make him drink?
04:43You're a fool.
04:44He's already drunk.
04:47Sir, that's the water we drink.
04:49Where did you get it?
04:49Then drink it.
04:50What?
04:51Don't you understand?
04:52What do you mean?
04:53I drank it.
04:53You should've brought it with you.
04:54I drank it.
04:54You're the one who's got the chemicals.
04:56Wait a minute.
04:57Where are you going?
04:59Where are you going?
04:59I'm going to get a priest and show him how it's done.
05:02Show him how it's done.
05:04Shut up, son.
05:05You're going to get a priest and show him how it's done.
05:06Get up.
05:08Put both your hands on his chest like this.
05:12You don't know how to do it.
05:13Put your hands like this.
05:16Stand like this.
05:18No.
05:25Sir, he's dead.
05:28Oh!
05:29He's dead.
05:31He's dead.
05:33He's dead.
05:34What do we do now, Mr. Khan?
05:36Think about it.
05:37We're going to lose our lives.
05:40I think it's going to be very cold in the jail.
05:44Have you checked his heart once?
05:48Yes.
05:48I pumped his heart.
05:50I didn't shake it.
05:51Look at him.
05:52Everyone's looking at him.
05:55He's always drunk.
05:56He's not even a little bit silent.
05:58Oh!
05:59He's dead.
06:01He's dead.
06:02I thought he was a robber.
06:03I thought he was going to hit a lot of bullets.
06:08There's one thing.
06:09What?
06:09His father gave him Rs. 25,000.
06:12Yes.
06:12But he has a lot of money in his pocket.
06:14Yes.
06:14And that money is his.
06:16Yes.
06:16And he has a dead body.
06:18Yes.
06:18And he'll be back in 15 minutes.
06:20Go and get Bijju Chhura for him.
06:23Who?
06:24Bijju Chhura.
06:25What do you want? Who calls him?
06:27Mr. Khan calls him.
06:28Okay, Mr. Khan calls him.
06:29Tell him.
06:30He says he wants to meet us.
06:31Mr. Khan, he should be scared.
06:33He's the one who killed him.
06:34You didn't kill him.
06:35But, aunty, he has so much money.
06:37He died in our house.
06:39Where?
06:40At Dulari.
06:42He's dead now.
06:43Who called Bijju Chhura?
06:45He knows that he's a criminal.
06:48He commits murders.
06:49He knows where to find the dead bodies.
06:51He knows?
06:52I had a lot of money.
06:54Last Friday, I did a police car function.
06:56He called me.
06:58I gave him the money.
06:59I gave him my name.
07:01Bijju will give me all the money.
07:03That's right.
07:06Oh, God!
07:08Mr. Khan, Bijju is here.
07:09Hey!
07:12Murderers!
07:14They say they'll do anything.
07:17I've been seeing the dead bodies since the beginning.
07:21I've been seeing the bones.
07:22I've been asking for 5 years.
07:25I'll break their bones.
07:27I'll eat them all.
07:29I won't spare them.
07:31Mr. Chhura.
07:32Yes?
07:33There's a problem.
07:34The problem is very serious.
07:36Look at your Bijju.
07:37Yes.
07:38Tell me.
07:40How much will you charge for the fight?
07:41I wanted to know how much will you charge for the fight.
07:45Yes.
07:45God willing.
07:48Yes.
07:49How much will you charge for the fight?
07:51Yes.
07:53I've been seeing the dead bodies since the beginning.
07:56I've been asking for the money.
07:58Take this.
07:59The dead body is here.
08:03See how much will you charge for the fight?
08:04I've been asking for the money.
08:09I've been seeing the dead bodies since the beginning.
08:13Mr. Roop.
08:14Yes?
08:15The dead body.
08:17You said you've seen a lot of dead bodies.
08:20I've worked in a morgue for four years.
08:22I see.
08:24Why do you cover your ears?
08:26Are you not feeling well?
08:27I've never seen it before.
08:29Why would I cover my ears?
08:31That means you don't cover your ears.
08:34My eardrums aren't damaged.
08:38You said you've seen a lot of dead bodies.
08:41I don't watch TV every day.
08:45You've seen a lot of things.
08:46You must've got engaged.
08:50I didn't call anyone home to see the dead bodies.
08:54I've seen a lot of dead bodies.
08:56I've seen a lot of dead bodies.
08:58I've seen a lot of dead bodies.
09:00Don't go out.
09:01Four people will come and the case will be weak.
09:05It seems like a murder mystery.
09:07I've been a goon for 35 years.
09:09Believe me, I've done everything.
09:12I've built a house, I've got kids, I've got sisters.
09:14I've killed a man.
09:17Mr. Roop is right.
09:18What?
09:19I'm right, Shuri.
09:24I've killed a man.
09:25You can't go out now.
09:28You're in the camera.
09:29You came to our house with a knife.
09:31We'll prove that Shuri killed him.
09:33Oh, God!
09:34Shuri is a murderer.
09:36He's a murderer.
09:37How will he kill him?
09:40What happened?
09:41I don't remember.
09:42You should've taken the knife.
09:46I've killed a man all my life.
09:47The day before yesterday, a man abused me.
09:49I don't remember slapping him.
09:51Mr. Shura, what did you kill the most?
09:54I've killed four people.
09:59Why have you shaved your moustache?
10:02It looks like I've lost my mind.
10:05I swear, I'll shave it off.
10:08I'll shave it clean tomorrow.
10:10You said that you're terrified of me.
10:12That I'm a famous goon.
10:14I'm not terrified.
10:15I can shave my own moustache.
10:18He's going to kill four people with his last words.
10:21Bye.
10:24Will you share the food that you've eaten for the past 14 years?
10:29No, I won't share it.
10:36Mr. Khan, show me the next source.
10:41Kuku.
10:42Yes.
10:43What happened to you?
10:44You're drinking water.
10:45I drink water and I get BAST MS.
10:48You get unconscious after drinking water.
10:49Tell me before you drink it.
10:56You get unconscious after drinking water.
10:57If you eat food, you'll go to coma.
11:00I take medicine before drinking water.
11:02Then I don't suffer.
11:03Then I'll be fine.
11:04Why didn't you take the medicine?
11:06I left it with mom.
11:07I think mom took the medicine and dad drank the water.
11:15Ladies and gentlemen, I think this is a small break.
11:16Don't go anywhere. We'll meet after the break.
11:18This is the fruit of the poor.
11:19I don't like it.
11:20They give me so much for Rs. 20.
11:21What? You don't get it for Rs. 20.
11:23I think he eats it as a kid.
11:27Unlike boys like you who are ready to call.
11:29They lie down and say,
11:30I'll eat it for Rs. 5.
11:44Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
11:46In the break, we have Shakarkandi and Singhara.
11:50Both of them are saying that they are better.
11:52Let's see what evidence they have.
11:55Greetings.
11:56Greetings.
11:57I am Shakarkandi.
11:59Yes.
12:00Have you ever seen your own face?
12:04Singhara, he is from Karak and Rang Dahi.
12:06He doesn't look like a farmer.
12:08I'll give you an idea.
12:10I think he is better than me.
12:11I think he is better than me.
12:13I think he is better than me.
12:14You shouldn't talk about your age.
12:21Shakarkandi, you are older than me.
12:23Both of them are saying that they are better than you.
12:26Actually, I am sad about one thing.
12:28What is it that you are sad about, Shakarkandi?
12:32Actually, my name is Shakarkandi.
12:34Yes.
12:35People who are ignorant call me Shakargandi.
12:38Okay, keep this in mind.
12:40This is sugar and candy.
12:42Candy.
12:43Candy, actually.
12:45Sugar candy.
12:46We are intelligent people.
12:48Why are you crying?
12:50He is lying.
12:52He is not Shakarkandi.
12:53Why?
12:53He is not the one.
12:56This is surprising.
12:57Yes.
12:58Shakarkandi, you are on ANG TV.
13:01But this is a classic dish.
13:03It is also called sweet potato.
13:05Yes, it is.
13:06And the biggest thing that is on his credit
13:09is that it is called a super food in the world.
13:12One of the best things that you can eat in the world
13:15is this Shakarkandi.
13:17I would say, squeeze some lemon on it.
13:19Yes.
13:20Add some salt.
13:21Yes.
13:21Squeeze some lemon on it.
13:22And sprinkle some sugar on it.
13:25This is a strange fruit of Singhara.
13:27Singhara is actually a vegetable.
13:29Vegetable?
13:30It grows on trees.
13:31It can grow on all the trees.
13:33Like this.
13:34Okay, look.
13:35This is the biggest thing.
13:36We can learn this thing from Singhara.
13:38The water that has passed through it comes to it.
13:40Yes.
13:41Do you know that Singhara is a water filter?
13:43Yes.
13:44The water that has Singhara in it
13:46filters it out.
13:48It cleans it.
13:49Wow.
13:50And after that, when it comes out
13:53and you eat it,
13:54the oxidants from your body
13:58which are called free radicals,
14:00it removes all of them.
14:01It doesn't look like Singhara.
14:02It looks like someone has cut his beard and put it on his face.
14:04Wow.
14:07You are saying that it filters out the water.
14:09Yes.
14:09Then it should be kept in a tank.
14:11Yes.
14:13I have a beard too.
14:14Yes.
14:15I have a beard too.
14:15My heart is broken.
14:18Can I tell you something honestly?
14:20Yes.
14:20I have never eaten Singhara in my life.
14:23Oh.
14:23It's not that expensive.
14:24I don't want to eat it.
14:25I don't want to eat it.
14:26Eat it.
14:28Okay, you will eat Singhara when I tell you.
14:32Oh.
14:33Singhara is such a wonderful thing for your skin.
14:37Wow.
14:38So I think you should eat a lot of it.
14:41He can eat Singhara, but not his makeup.
14:44I have told you this because
14:47it gives a wonderful glow.
14:48You don't need makeup.
14:50Oh.
14:51So what do you think?
14:52Has he put on makeup?
14:53What does the owner have to say?
14:54That he hasn't done this much.
14:56Okay.
14:56Okay.
14:57No makeup look.
14:58Look, no makeup.
14:59Okay.
15:01They say that Singhara is made of flour and milk.
15:05Is it true?
15:05Yes, it's true.
15:06It is made of flour and is used in many things.
15:09It is used in salads.
15:10Do you know that Singhara pickles are also added to it?
15:12Wow.
15:13Hello.
15:14I have praised him so much
15:16that I feel that my character is not good.
15:18No.
15:19You liked my joke a lot.
15:20You said it when I opened my mouth.
15:21Why are you opening your mouth now?
15:23No, no, aunt Shakargandhi.
15:24You are great.
15:25We used to eat a lot in school.
15:26Oh, wow.
15:27Okay, do you know..
15:28If aunt hadn't said it, I would have been tastier.
15:32I eat Shakarkandhi with Malta.
15:34This is such a delicious food.
15:37If you start eating Shakarkandhi,
15:39the first thing that happens is..
15:40Do you know that people who go to the gym..
15:42Yes.
15:43..eat a lot of Shakarkandhi.
15:44Yes.
15:44The reason for that is that your energy level
15:48is boosted a lot throughout the day.
15:50Wow.
15:50It is fun to eat Shakarkandhi if you start eating it regularly.
15:52But Mr. Haroon, this is called Galkotu.
15:54It means that it gets stuck in your throat when you eat it.
15:57It gets stuck in your throat, right?
15:58Yes.
15:59It means that it gets stuck in your throat
16:00when you eat it.
16:01It gets stuck in your teeth.
16:03Sir, my concern is that which co-host
16:07says that it is called Galkotu.
16:10This is the fruit of the poor.
16:11I don't like it.
16:12They give me so much for Rs. 20.
16:13What?
16:14Where do you get it for Rs. 20?
16:15I think she eats it when she is a kid.
16:19Although, boys like you who are close to the wall..
16:21..the ones who are lying on the floor..
16:22I will eat it for Rs. 500.
16:24You can boil it as well.
16:25Because they make it on coal, right?
16:27No, you can boil it.
16:29You can fry it.
16:30And the best way to make it is to take sugar syrup..
16:33..and boil it in that.
16:34I get very nervous when I am late.
16:36When?
16:37When they throw me in the sand.
16:40Do you know that we often say that fish is hot for the body..
16:43..and this and that.
16:44It is very cold.
16:45So, the thing which is believed to be a science..
16:47..that cools down the body..
16:49..that is actually Singhara.
16:50Oh.
16:51This.
16:52This really cools down your body.
16:54And the interesting thing is that no matter how much you eat..
16:57..you will not gain weight.
16:59Oh, wow.
16:59Mr. Arun, I want to say that..
17:01..whatever seasonal fruit comes from nature..
17:03..it does not harm the body, it only benefits it.
17:05Okay, look. Excess of everything is bad.
17:07Absolutely.
17:08It is an egg. That is also a natural thing, right?
17:10Absolutely.
17:10Oh, wow. You should eat eggs.
17:12You should eat dates.
17:13If you eat everything, your blood pressure will shoot up.
17:14People eat three kilos of sugarcane..
17:16..and they say, I am Anjoy, yes, I am.
17:17It is said that if you eat a lot of cucumber..
17:19..then you become skinny.
17:20It is said that if you eat a lot of cucumber..
17:22..or green leaves vegetables, you become skinny.
17:24Skinny.
17:25You know, it happens if you eat a lot of them.
17:27Oh.
17:27What is the price of this box?
17:29It is Rs. 100 per kilo, brother.
17:30Wow.
17:30God damn you.
17:31Why?
17:32This is the big problem of this house.
17:33Rs. 100 per kilo?
17:34This is the good thing about it, buddy.
17:35It does not even need soil.
17:37It will grow in water.
17:39Okay, now tell me.
17:40Do you want to buy it or do you want to be a beggar?
17:43Okay, what do you want to do?
17:44I want to buy it.
17:45You want to buy it?
17:46Yes.
17:47Okay, how do you feel when people come to the stove..
17:50..and then you both have a comparison..
17:52..and then people take it and leave?
17:54This is also a stove.
17:55Have you ever seen a showroom?
17:57Mr. Shakarkandi, tell me.
17:58Why do you take so much time in talking?
18:00Then you don't have gas.
18:02No, I don't have that much time.
18:03If I keep it on the stove, I will become Mr. Chusmus.
18:07Mr. Chusmus.
18:08Yes.
18:09Okay, when do you feel the best?
18:11I feel the best when the family sits together..
18:13Yes.
18:14..and the utensils are clean..
18:15Yes.
18:16..and the lemon is also clean.
18:17Yes.
18:18Some people eat with a fork and some with a fork.
18:20That is painful for them.
18:23That is really painful for them.
18:25It's okay if you don't eat with a fork..
18:26Yes.
18:27..but if you eat with a fork..
18:28I don't eat with a fork.
18:31Okay, the interesting thing is that both these things..
18:33Yes.
18:34..the biggest thing about them is that they are born without food.
18:37Wow.
18:38And God has made the stove in such a way..
18:41..that it is filled with vitamins..
18:43..potassium, your muscles, your body..
18:46..there are nutrients in it for everything.
18:50And what it does is that if the water is not deep..
18:53..then its tube will come out of the water a little..
18:56..so that you know that it is here, you take it out and eat it.
18:59And if the water is deep..
19:00..it takes out its tube up to five to six feet.
19:04It is telling you by raising its hand..
19:07I am in trouble.
19:09I am drowning, save me.
19:11I am in trouble, save me.
19:13You are a doctor, you will do a good job for me.
19:16It has a lot of potassium.
19:18Yes.
19:19As I said in the monologue today..
19:21..the medicine that you take in the morning on the bed..
19:23Yes.
19:23..it is such a good thing..
19:26..that if you make it a routine..
19:27..then you see that your neck is paining..
19:29Yes.
19:30..or your neck is paining or your shoulders are aching..
19:32..it won't hurt anyone.
19:33Do take the medicine in the morning.
19:35Very good.
19:36But..
19:37..there is a lot of sugar in the medicine..
19:38..so you should take it in the morning.
19:43Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break now.
19:45We will meet again after the break.
19:47A cat is always looking for its prey.
19:49I am not a cat.
19:50Mirza, you have made me respect you..
19:52..so I will make you respect me.
19:54Don't you dare say that again.
19:56You will be my co-host and I will be your friend.
19:57You won't come out, will you?
19:58Hey!
20:07Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
20:08We have two ladies with us in the break.
20:10They are our neighbours.
20:10They live in the same street.
20:12Let's see why they are fighting.
20:14Greetings.
20:14Greetings.
20:15Greetings. How are you?
20:17I am absolutely fine.
20:18But you seem to be very angry.
20:19I am not angry.
20:20I was at my uncle's son's wedding.
20:22You were at your uncle's son's wedding..
20:23..so why are you angry?
20:24I have gone there.
20:25She is our neighbour.
20:26She is my neighbour too.
20:28When I came here, her child was lying on my chest.
20:30Why was he lying on your chest?
20:31All my clothes that I have washed..
20:33..believe me, they are all dirty.
20:35Oh.
20:35These are our jewellery.
20:36It's a lie.
20:37I used to walk barefoot.
20:38I used to wash my own clothes.
20:39You used to walk barefoot?
20:41She is the barefoot girl who walks barefoot.
20:47Tufan, you are in trouble.
20:49What is the problem?
20:50Believe me, I have been beaten up by my father-in-law.
20:54Why?
20:54He beats me up.
20:55Then?
20:56What else?
20:56You have not opened your mouth for me for the last 24 hours.
21:02They are our neighbours.
21:03Their parents have passed away.
21:04Yes.
21:04They are our neighbours.
21:06Listen to me.
21:07I will make you look like a ghost.
21:08I don't have hands.
21:10You will make me look like a ghost, right?
21:12Then I will make you look like a ghost too.
21:13Yes.
21:14I will make you look like a ghost.
21:16But this is national TV.
21:18Touch me and look at me.
21:20I will make you look like a ghost.
21:22Yes.
21:23Do this.
21:24She has called this a ghost.
21:28I will make you look like a ghost.
21:29No, you will make me look like a ghost.
21:32No.
21:33Otherwise, I would have made you look like a ghost.
21:36Siddi, listen to me.
21:36No, sister.
21:37I want to talk about my principles.
21:39I don't want to interfere.
21:40You talk about your principles.
21:41You are my brother-in-law.
21:42I am telling you.
21:43You are lying.
21:44No one has a brother-in-law.
21:50This is national TV.
21:51Don't look at me.
21:51I will make you look like a ghost.
21:54Don't you know what I am saying?
21:56Look, I don't want to hear it on national TV.
21:58But what is the matter?
21:59As soon as you come, you will be in trouble.
22:00What is the matter?
22:01I am not in the mood to talk.
22:02Listen to what Lata Mangeshkar has to say.
22:05Stay seated, Madhu Bala.
22:07Yes, Bala.
22:08You are lucky.
22:11You have kept me in a tight corner.
22:12Listen to me.
22:13You have kept me in a tight corner all my life.
22:15You have kept me in a tight corner.
22:17Sister, wait.
22:19I am your brother-in-law.
22:20Don't do this.
22:23What have you become?
22:26Arun, there is a fight.
22:28But I don't understand why there is a fight.
22:30You interfere in everything I do.
22:32Why?
22:32No matter what happens, you blame me for everything.
22:35You talk about the house.
22:37You talk about the house.
22:38She is a magician.
22:39Obviously, she is a magician.
22:40Her e-mail is not as fast as his e-mail.
22:45You are 5G Neta.
22:485G Neta.
22:49Yes.
22:50I will open her Facebook account now.
22:53I will close her e-mail with a snap of my fingers.
22:56She goes to the grocery store.
22:58She goes to the grocery store.
23:00Then?
23:00She keeps opening the shops.
23:02I will open my own shops.
23:04I will open my own shops.
23:05She is my sister.
23:07How can you open your own shops?
23:10She is a cat.
23:11She is looking for a snitch.
23:12I will open my own shops.
23:13Mirza, you respect me.
23:15I will respect you.
23:16I will respect you.
23:18Don't you dare.
23:19I will be your co-host.
23:20I won't go out.
23:23You have become so arrogant.
23:26You are the one who tricks me like a bird.
23:28You are so arrogant.
23:29You don't have a new calendar every year.
23:31You don't have a new calendar every year.
23:35You don't have a new cart.
23:36Yes, I have a cart.
23:37How many do you have? Tell me.
23:38How many do you have? You tell me.
23:40I have eight.
23:41I have seven. I have more.
23:44I have seven.
23:45I have seven. I have more.
23:46You want me to tell you?
23:47When I was carrying the machine under my chest..
23:49..he asked me what I was doing.
23:50He asked me what I was doing.
23:55Stop it. Stop it.
23:56Listen to me.
23:58Thank God he is getting ready.
23:59Otherwise, you would have had a lot of kids.
24:01Wow.
24:02Mr. Haroon, what should I tell you?
24:04Tell me that.
24:07I eat betel leaves from the shop.
24:09I don't want to eat betel leaves from the shop.
24:10I want to eat cake.
24:13I want to eat cake.
24:14I don't want to eat betel leaves from the shop.
24:15I don't want to eat betel leaves.
24:16My throat hurts when I eat betel leaves.
24:19I have bought betel leaves soap from the shop.
24:23I don't have the habit of talking to anyone.
24:26Yes.
24:26I take money from the shop.
24:28Oh.
24:28I take money from the shop.
24:30You don't even take money from your husband.
24:32You are wearing torn clothes.
24:34Why should he take money from his husband?
24:36His husband will take money from him.
24:37What are you saying?
24:38I don't talk to him.
24:38I don't talk to him.
24:40I don't do anything.
24:40He didn't have kids with you.
24:42Okay.
24:42Believe me.
24:44My husband is jealous.
24:47I don't want to eat betel leaves from the shop.
24:49I want him to be stubborn.
24:51Why did he have kids?
24:53Why did I lose money?
24:54Okay.
24:55It doesn't matter.
24:56You have to keep it.
24:57Why?
24:58Why should it matter?
24:59Sister-in-law, you also have kids.
25:00You have to sell them.
25:01He doesn't do anything.
25:02Then?
25:03You..
25:03Doesn't he ride a motorcycle?
25:04Yes.
25:05Motorcycle.
25:06Yes.
25:08Oh.
25:09He sells oil.
25:10Oh.
25:11He sells petrol.
25:12He sells petrol and then he gets addicted.
25:14Oh.
25:14Okay.
25:15If he sells oil and earns money..
25:18..what does it matter in your life?
25:20He is happy.
25:21He doesn't steal.
25:23What else should I tell you?
25:25Tell me everything.
25:26I don't like it.
25:27Hey.
25:28He has eaten betel leaves from the shop.
25:31Oh.
25:31Hey.
25:32Yes.
25:33If you want to eat betel leaves..
25:34..then you have to eat the soil of the shop.
25:35Yes.
25:36I have never seen the soil.
25:38I swear, he has eaten eight betel leaves.
25:40Oh.
25:41He has made me laugh so many times.
25:43He has eaten it.
25:43He has eaten it on his own.
25:46I have found betel leaves for every child.
25:47He has eaten betel leaves for the 19th time.
25:49Betel leaves are not for money.
25:50It is for children.
25:52If you find out once that he has eaten betel leaves..
25:55..then why did you add it again?
25:56Yes.
25:57It was fun.
25:58He brings the powder and comes in front of me..
26:01..then he eats betel leaves.
26:02Ma'am, it happens.
26:04Yes.
26:05Hey.
26:07Aunt is laughing.
26:08Aunt's face should break the betel leaves.
26:12Listen, I have agreed.
26:14If you wear good clothes, you will be lucky in the morning.
26:17My shoes will catch fire.
26:22My shoes will catch fire.
26:24But you are more beautiful than him.
26:26Then why does your man go to him?
26:28Oh.
26:29He says that my man is not good.
26:35Hey.
26:36He is not used to being touched.
26:39He eats betel leaves.
26:41He steals betel leaves.
26:42He has stolen a motorcycle.
26:44He has stolen it.
26:45Who is stopping you? Stop him.
26:47Yes.
26:48Don't challenge me.
26:50I will hit you.
26:56Ma'am, what does her husband do?
26:58How would we know?
26:58We have never seen him.
27:00We just know that he walks on the terrace..
27:02..and makes noise.
27:04Sir, we had eaten.
27:06Shall we walk on our terrace?
27:09If you walk on the terrace..
27:11..then why do you make noise on their terrace?
27:12Do you record the noise of the terrace?
27:14Sir, we want to buy a car.
27:16Please slow down.
27:17Make some noise.
27:18Is he your husband?
27:21You want to buy a car?
27:22I will hit you.
27:23You have come to their house.
27:24I don't know who he is.
27:26I have bought a car from him.
27:28I want to go to Karen Yogi's house.
27:31He has such a long tongue.
27:33I don't even know his name.
27:37Applause.
27:40Tell me.
27:42What does he do in winters?
27:43He sits on the ice.
27:45He doesn't sit on the ice.
27:46He should sit on the tandoor.
27:48He is the enemy of sitting on the tandoor.
27:50I sit on a cold place.
27:52She sits on the ice and cooks food.
27:56She sits on people's chest and drinks sikhda.
28:01I drink for my husband.
28:02I don't drink for him.
28:06I don't drink for her.
28:07Shall I tell you who drinks for whom?
28:09Applause.
28:11Go away.
28:13She is a liar.
28:15She has a break.
28:16She runs like a horse.
28:19She smokes so much that she can't even filter her saliva.
28:24I don't smoke.
28:26What is smoking?
28:27We know that a man who smokes will have a bad lung.
28:31A woman will have a bad lung.
28:33She will have a bad character.
28:34Yes, that's true.
28:35He smokes too.
28:37He smokes like a pineapple.
28:40He thinks pineapple is very expensive.
28:43He has a flavour.
28:44He has a flavour of pineapple.
28:45Yes, he has a flavour of pineapple.
28:46Oh.
28:47Your husband.
28:48When your cousin got married,
28:49your cousin got married.
28:50You brought a deck.
28:51He drank from the glass.
28:52Shall I tell you?
28:54I had kept a glass for him.
28:56He is drunk.
28:58I had kept a glass for him.
28:59He is drunk.
29:00Don't do that.
29:02You brought a deck and he is drunk.
29:04Don't do that.
29:04Don't do that.
29:06A man drinks from a glass.
29:07Yes.
29:08He likes to drink.
29:10He doesn't smoke.
29:11He drinks from a glass.
29:12Why is his face in the glass?
29:19Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
29:20We will meet after the break.
29:22We were watching the video of Goga's wedding.
29:24When this scene came, he said,
29:26move forward.
29:28In the first wedding movies,
29:30there were 16 faces.
29:32Of the groom and the bride.
29:33And he is coming out of the rose repeatedly.
29:35Yes.
29:36He is coming out of the stove.
29:37He is coming out of the stove.
29:48Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
29:49Mr. Arun, you got this boot from Terminator 2.
29:54Irza, you are the co-host.
29:55Mr. Arun, did you touch the Terminator 2 boot today?
29:58This is not a boot.
30:00These are sneakers.
30:01Sneakers.
30:02You look like a joker.
30:03If you don't have sneakers, ask Mr. Khune.
30:07She is crazy about the boot.
30:09I will ask her to call me Yaram.
30:13I think before all of them go crazy,
30:16we should talk to the audience.
30:17Yes, come.
30:18Greetings.
30:18Greetings.
30:20My name is Usman Aslam from Gujarat.
30:22Greetings.
30:24Sir, I want to recite a poem.
30:25What do you do?
30:26Sir, I am studying.
30:28What are you studying?
30:29Pharmacy.
30:29Very good.
30:31I request all the Pakistanis who visit you
30:35at your medical store or wherever you go
30:38to sell medicines,
30:39you should make people aware
30:42that you will get this salt at a very low price
30:46in this medicine too.
30:47You will make the world
30:49and you will make your hereafter too.
30:51Yes, God willing, sir.
30:52God willing.
30:53Mr. Arun, do you know that
30:54there is no one more educated than a pharmacist?
30:56How is that?
30:57He reads the handwriting of such bad doctors.
31:02I saw a clip in which the name of the medicine
31:04was clearly written.
31:06So he is going to the medical store
31:08and says that I don't know what he has written.
31:09So he did this.
31:11He said, oh, this is the medicine.
31:14Yes, sir.
31:15You are reciting a poem?
31:16Yes, sir.
31:17Is it a poem by Iqbal?
31:18Yes, sir.
31:18Sir, recite it.
31:19Where do you get loyalty from these beautiful ladies?
31:23One minute.
31:24Beautiful?
31:25Which Iqbal?
31:26This is Keda Iqbal.
31:27This is Javed Iqbal.
31:29This is not Javed Iqbal.
31:30This is Gopala.
31:33You have even thought about this young Muslim.
31:36What a fool you are who has a broken star.
31:39That nation has raised you in the cradle of love.
31:42You have crushed the one who has a crown of thorns on his feet.
31:45Yes, sir.
31:46So, this is that poem.
31:47When did he write that love is human?
31:48That Iqbal has a crown of thorns on his feet.
31:51But you haven't heard the entire poem yet.
31:54Okay.
31:54Yes, sir.
31:55Recite it.
31:55Where do you get loyalty from these beautiful ladies?
31:59These people don't even remember God without any reason.
32:02Oh, God! This is not Allama Iqbal.
32:05This is the quality of Allama Iqbal.
32:07As soon as his poem starts,
32:08you don't even realise that it's his poem.
32:11Yes.
32:11Say, look at the earth, the sky, the sky.
32:14Look at the sun rising from the east.
32:16Usman, let me tell you something interesting.
32:18This is a poem that is recited a lot.
32:20Don't be afraid of the enemy.
32:24This is what you want.
32:26This is also Iqbal's poem.
32:27Just wait and watch.
32:28Even I will show my face to Iqbal after I die.
32:31Okay. Well done. Very good.
32:35Next. Next. Next.
32:36My name is Mohammad Iqbal Sani.
32:38Then it was your poem.
32:42I have a Punjabi stanza.
32:44I just want to dedicate it to you and your team.
32:46Sir, give it to him.
32:47Give it to him.
32:48Of course.
32:49The sun of the world sets without you
33:00Wow.
33:01We also get new colors without you
33:08Wow.
33:10The sun of the world sets without you
33:21Wow.
33:22We also get new colors without you
33:30The world will cry
33:41Wow.
33:42The world will cry but I am chosen
33:49Wow.
33:51We don't want anything else
33:55Our world is you
33:58Wow.
33:59Wow.
34:00Wow.
34:02We don't want anything else
34:05Our world is you
34:10Thank you, sir.
34:11Sir, very good.
34:12Very good.
34:13Sir, what do you do?
34:15Sir, I am a teacher and..
34:17Teacher. Wow.
34:20When we were preparing ourselves to come over here
34:23we had planned that we have to sing this to sir.
34:28And especially we have to raise our hands and point towards him.
34:31Wow.
34:32Because there is a lot of frustration in our homes, offices and groups.
34:36But believe me, everything ends when you watch it on TV.
34:39Wow.
34:41Wow.
34:42Sir, I am really honoured.
34:43Really honoured, sir.
34:44Then we also planned to say something for you.
34:46Sir, really honoured.
34:47Really honoured, sir.
34:48Believe me, thank you very much.
34:50You are the people because of whom we are standing here today.
34:54Thank you very much, sir.
34:54Yes, sir.
34:55Greetings, sir.
34:56Greetings.
34:56Do you know how to step?
35:01I think there are two things
35:04that my teacher saved my life.
35:06I also had long hair once.
35:08It's an old story.
35:10You might not have even been born yet.
35:12So he told me that there are two things
35:15that if a person gets stuck in them
35:16a very big part of the brain stays stuck in the same thing for 24 hours.
35:20Number one, if you start body building
35:24that you don't want to be healthy
35:25but you want to build your body
35:27then for 24 hours
35:28even if you go to a wedding
35:30or sit in a classroom
35:31or sit at home
35:32you keep checking yourself all the time.
35:36The brain is stuck there.
35:37Yes.
35:37And if you have long hair
35:39then even if you go for 24 hours
35:41you note where your hair is falling.
35:44How long it is.
35:45I am talking about boys only.
35:46So is it that the brain is stuck in the hair?
35:48Yes, sir.
35:49It is stuck, right?
35:50Yes.
35:50It is always in the mind that how am I looking from here.
35:52I will disagree with him a little
35:54because I have read a lot of history books
35:58and whenever there is a mention of a warrior or a man
36:02then it was written
36:04while describing his personality
36:06that he had long hair and long tresses.
36:09Okay, what is the reason for that?
36:10It was not for fashion.
36:12It was the norm at that time.
36:14Okay.
36:15So it was not in his mind all the time
36:17that his hair is longer than others.
36:18If a person keeps his hair long for a wedding
36:20then the wife can say at any time
36:22that it is you. I thought it was my daughter.
36:25Has it ever happened that someone came from behind
36:27and said, excuse me.
36:28Sister-in-law, aunt or sister-in-law or something.
36:30Yes, sir. Many times.
36:33We were watching a video of Goga Vihar.
36:35When this scene came, we said, cut it here.
36:39Okay, in the first wedding movies
36:41there were 16 faces.
36:43Of the groom and the bride.
36:44And the face is coming out of the rose again and again.
36:47Yes.
36:47He says, it's coming out of the stove.
36:49She says, it's coming out of the rain.
36:51Goga says, it's coming out of a new rose.
36:55Okay, in Goga's wedding movie
36:57which song was playing?
36:59Someone is a stranger.
37:02Sir, you have given me a good reward, my love.
37:06The song in this movie was played.
37:08Which was the first one?
37:09Which one?
37:09Spring, fire, rain.
37:13And the song that was playing at the time of his departure
37:15was..
37:16Look there, someone has set fire to the house.
37:19It's your fault. You shouldn't have let him take a bath.
37:26Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
37:28We will meet you in the next show.
37:29Take good care of yourselves.
37:31Goodbye.