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00:00Phil and Dan Hello Dungo Games employees!
00:02Phil Ah yes, did you not read the contract?
00:04You're ours. Get clicking.
00:05Dan Get clicking now!
00:07Phil Just kidding.
00:08Dan Before we start, check out our moss ball plant.
00:10Phil What is this mess?
00:11You've left a cupboard over there.
00:12Dan Oh no!
00:13It's Blu Tack.
00:14Phil There's an HP virgin cartridge on the floor.
00:15Dan I'm sorry.
00:16Don't look.
00:17I'm also rocking my Sophia Nygaard joggers by the way.
00:18Phil Okay.
00:19Dan Thank you.
00:20We're gonna wake up with moss on our face.
00:21Phil Hopefully.
00:22That'd be an improvement.
00:23Dan Today's video has been sponsored by The Sims.
00:25Phil Daddies!
00:26Um, I made it weird.
00:28Welcome to the Sims 4 Businesses and Hobbies DLC.
00:32Oh yes.
00:33You can open your dream business,
00:35make your mark, mold your future, a world of possibility.
00:39Oh my God.
00:40I'm excited.
00:41Nobody tell them that you would have bought it anyway,
00:43like I did with the Solani thing in the last episode.
00:45Don't say it.
00:46And this has come at the perfect time,
00:48so there's a whole new place called Nordhavn.
00:50The whole point of this is,
00:52your Sims can now create businesses based on their hobbies,
00:55living the YouTube dream.
00:58Do you have a hobby that you love, like gaming?
01:00Monetize that hobby,
01:01and then every day that you play games
01:04can be a moment to feel guilty
01:06that you're not turning it into productivity.
01:07No, you mean it's a joyous time.
01:09And if watching this inspires you
01:11to get the Businesses and Hobbies pack, you can.
01:13And while you're doing it,
01:14use our creator code, DanAndPhil.
01:16If you wanna support the channel,
01:17then when you get anything Sims-related,
01:19you can use code DanAndPhil.
01:21Support the channel, support fam.
01:22You can support any of the other lovely creators
01:25that were on that live stream.
01:26Yeah.
01:27And there's a lot of people that know
01:28a lot more about how to play the game.
01:30And why is this perfect timing, you say?
01:32Because look at our bills.
01:34Oh God, it's not good.
01:36We need to start making some money right now.
01:39We need to make some cashola.
01:40Now, the main problem here is that Tabitha,
01:42who is astral projecting,
01:43looking at a fish tank right now,
01:45has a job as a streamer,
01:46and she keeps being late to her own job as a streamer,
01:50despite working from home.
01:52Yeah, I think it's more of a side hustle than a job.
01:54She needs a full hustle.
01:56She does need a full, she needs two hustles.
01:58Okay, so we've got 7,122 Simoleons in unpaid taxes.
02:03How?
02:04We have a comment here.
02:05I believe y'alls' bills were so high
02:07because you were at the rental property.
02:09Oh.
02:10Oh my God, we got charged for the whole island of Sulani.
02:13What?
02:14I mean, to be fair, we did buy this house
02:16with a loan from the aliens
02:19at the start of this series as canon.
02:20So maybe this is just this.
02:22So the first step in living your dream
02:24and monetizing your hobbies is to quit your actual job.
02:27Who are you calling?
02:29You're a streamer.
02:31Who are you telling that you're quitting?
02:33Just call Twitch and they're like, we don't care.
02:35Who are you?
02:37Big day.
02:38Big day, well done.
02:38I think it's always exciting to quit your job.
02:41A whole world of possibilities.
02:43We have an announcement.
02:44Okay, firstly, change of scenery, Nordhavn,
02:48not NordVPN-ven.
02:49It's a northern coastal city, independent businesses,
02:52historic views of Gamelvik.
02:54Dan, you need to stop with the accent.
02:56I'm so sorry.
02:57I've done the tour now.
02:57There's no one to offend.
02:58This looks like Norway.
02:59Remember when we were here?
03:00Yeah, I remember when I took Phil
03:01on a walk to a sculpture garden,
03:04which involved some mild inclines.
03:07Mild?
03:08And Phil did not.
03:09It was a mountain.
03:10It was a sculpture mountain.
03:11Nordic people walk up hills and it's not a mountain, Phil.
03:15It's just a walk in the dog.
03:16I think that's the most stroppy I was on tour.
03:18I was like, let's go see the place
03:20where Edvard Munch scrunk his scream,
03:23which involves a slight walk up a hill,
03:25and Phil was like, I don't wanna walk anymore.
03:27I'm gonna get an Uber back to the hotel.
03:29It borrowed our friend's Apple Watch.
03:30My heart was on like 200 beats a second.
03:32Terra Potter.
03:34It's a pottery shop.
03:35The New Harbor Park.
03:37All right, let's go.
03:38Take your husband.
03:39And no one said she needs to put the dogs away.
03:42This is her business and she can do whatever she wants.
03:45I'm hoping she's gonna win the lottery
03:46because that keeps appearing.
03:47That would be a real short episode.
03:49Oh my God, they're simillionaires.
03:50They are playing.
03:52They're gonna play on the climbing frame.
03:53Never lose your sense of joy, Phil.
03:56I will never lose my sense of joy.
03:57I would like to see you do a single monkey bar.
04:00I could do a monkey bar.
04:01I think both of your arms would snap off
04:03and then you'd implode.
04:04Same for you.
04:04So this could be her new business area.
04:07Promising, okay, okay.
04:09That's a large lot, I'm just gonna say.
04:11Is this good for a small business?
04:14Let's go big.
04:16Dil has earned 152 simoleons on his day off.
04:19That's what we're talking about, King.
04:21Okay, so we could register a small business right now
04:24thanks to the passive income that Dil just did.
04:28So there are some preset ones.
04:30We can have a bar, a bowling alley, a cat cafe.
04:33Oh, that's exciting.
04:35The onsen bathhouse.
04:36Keep Evan away.
04:37We are not opening.
04:38No, absolutely not.
04:39The tattoo parlor.
04:41She'd be a great tattoo artist.
04:43I mean, Tabitha now has a tattoo sleeve.
04:46She does.
04:47Since the edgy old lady makeup
04:48and then on old lady rebrand.
04:50But you don't need that much space for a tattoo parlor
04:52is what I'm thinking.
04:53So what if it was like a cat cafe slash tattoo parlor?
04:56Okay, it can be a place where you get tattooed
04:59and be mean, hell yeah.
05:02I'm not sure about that.
05:03Ink and insults.
05:05Good name.
05:05Exactly.
05:06Bank that.
05:07Here's your mom anchor, you wanker.
05:09What about this?
05:11Drink bar drinks.
05:13I mean, I feel like that's a bad combo
05:14if Tabitha's doing it.
05:15I think that's exciting.
05:16Oh my God, wait, Phil, Phil, hear me out.
05:18Okay.
05:19Tabitha runs the tattoo parlor.
05:21Yes.
05:22Side hustle.
05:22Dil gets to live his master mixologist fantasy
05:25and put those skills to use no longer.
05:27Does Dil have to freeze bartenders on bear night
05:31just to make a flaming zesty soul?
05:33He can do whatever he wants.
05:34He could work in his own bar.
05:36All right, let's see what else there is just in case.
05:37I feel like we've got our concept though.
05:39Aw.
05:40I wanna go to the hug and kiss small business.
05:43I'm not sure about that.
05:43What do you do?
05:44Hugs and onsen, combine that.
05:46No.
05:47Play in closet.
05:49We've done that.
05:49Oh my God, that was us.
05:51Dan and Phil games 2015 to 2018.
05:53Yes.
05:54One day Dalien has to have like,
05:56I'm working for the Grim Reaper and using my alien powers.
05:59How is that a job?
06:01Hot tub.
06:02Hot.
06:02You need a gimmick.
06:03Hot tub.
06:04It's not enough to have.
06:05Tattoos and drinks.
06:06Tattoos and tubs.
06:07Yeah.
06:07Oh my God.
06:08Wait, that's the name.
06:09What?
06:10Tats and tipples.
06:11Oh my God, that's amazing.
06:13Yes.
06:14We're writing that right now.
06:15Tats and tipples.
06:16I love it.
06:17Description, go on Phil.
06:18No, I'm feeling pressure now.
06:20Wait, wait.
06:21Okay, hang on.
06:22Wait.
06:23Wait.
06:24Drinks, inks, and hot tubs full of twinks.
06:29Get your keister down to this dive
06:33and let's get.
06:34Have some hijinks.
06:36Who are we targeting?
06:37Okay.
06:38Occult.
06:39No.
06:41Astronauts.
06:42Actors, astronauts, baristas.
06:46Who else has tattoos?
06:47Criminals.
06:48Divers.
06:50What on earth?
06:50I'd love to meet a diver.
06:52Divers, doctors.
06:53We need Evan's colleagues to come in.
06:54Yeah.
06:55We need scientists, secret agents.
06:56You need influences there.
06:57We need the style influencer as well.
06:58Yep.
06:59We want people that love art.
07:01Yes.
07:02That have been chased by death.
07:03That love cats are cheerful.
07:05Socially awkward.
07:06Well, we're having hot tubs.
07:07You've got to be a bit socially et.
07:10I'm gonna hot tub with people.
07:11We need Dalien's family welcome.
07:13And how the heck is a mermaid
07:14gonna get into this business?
07:16Did we miss our mermaids at the beach last time?
07:18We didn't have time for that.
07:19Oh my God, we should go back in another episode.
07:20And all the celebrities.
07:23Yes.
07:24But not the one star celebrities.
07:25You know what I mean?
07:26Damn, we are one star celebrities.
07:28We're at least three star celebrities.
07:30Are we?
07:31How dare you?
07:32All right, we've got our target customers.
07:34You've registered a small business.
07:36Oh my God.
07:37Yes.
07:38Manage employee tasks.
07:40So we need to hire now.
07:42Oh my God.
07:43So we've got Dil.
07:44Is Dil gonna work here then?
07:45He could part time.
07:46Manage pay fire.
07:48I mean, we don't wanna like pay him.
07:50He needs mates rates.
07:52You don't call mates rates what you pay people.
07:54What?
07:55What do you mean?
07:56Phil's just been draining my bank account without asking.
07:57Phil, if you pay all the money to your husband,
08:00you're gonna not be able to fund the business.
08:02Yeah, true.
08:03Oh my God.
08:04Eliza Pancakes.
08:05We miss her.
08:05Oh, Eliza or the clone.
08:08Eliza.
08:09Yeah.
08:11And Clement.
08:12Or do we need someone cool?
08:13Marcus Flex.
08:14I think you're so right.
08:15Marcus can get in.
08:16He has to attract the customers.
08:17As a throwback.
08:18We're gonna pay her slightly less.
08:21Yeah.
08:21For no reason.
08:22No, that's discriminating against women.
08:23Oh my God.
08:24No, no, no.
08:25Not on International Women's Day.
08:26Okay, fine, fine.
08:27She should have more of what we put her through.
08:29These are their skills.
08:30Look at Dil.
08:31He's like legit the best employee ever.
08:34He's so great.
08:35His jobs while being here.
08:37Mixed bar drink.
08:39And be funny.
08:40I like it.
08:41I like it.
08:42Eliza's tending the tattoo table.
08:43Yes.
08:44Is there a hot tub monitor?
08:46Someone has to.
08:47And all things grilled cheese.
08:50Marcus can clean.
08:51He can be friendly.
08:52And then Tabitha, most important.
08:54Okay.
08:55She's gonna be friendly.
08:56Do tarot readings.
08:57Why the hell not?
08:58It's a spooky place.
08:59That sounds fun.
09:00She'll do the tattoos.
09:02Employee uniforms.
09:04Okay.
09:05Ooh.
09:06Okay, what we got?
09:09We have Victorian haunted child.
09:10Okay.
09:11We have Sweeney Todd.
09:13And then we have war medic.
09:15This one looks good.
09:16That one.
09:17They got tools in their pouch.
09:18That one's quite hipster.
09:20Buy a small business venue lot.
09:22Hello, I'd like to buy.
09:24Is this gonna be her uniform?
09:25Dogs out.
09:27This is huge though.
09:28Yeah.
09:29It's a park.
09:31It's too expensive.
09:32It comes with the park.
09:33No, it's too much.
09:35Okay, the museum.
09:36That is much better.
09:37Dan, that's 111,000 simoleons.
09:39It has great light.
09:41We have $800.
09:44I mean, I think that's gonna be a problem.
09:45We could buy this.
09:46We literally, we can't even afford the field.
09:49Wait, I've got an idea.
09:50What if we got a loan from the Landgraabs?
09:53What, and we say,
09:54once if we ever sell the business.
09:56Once Tabitha's business has made enough,
10:00has made the money back.
10:01We'll give it to the Landgraabs.
10:02We'll give it back to him.
10:03Spilled neon.
10:04That sounds good.
10:05Look at that.
10:06Okay.
10:07That looks quaint.
10:08So if it's 34,000, we need to furnish it.
10:11I don't want to be stressed.
10:1275,000 simoleons.
10:14We're never gonna pay that back.
10:16Landgraab has so much money.
10:18Are you planning to kill them in a fire?
10:19No.
10:20What if they commission us to build an owl slide.
10:24The owl slide is canon.
10:26Like we did on the stream.
10:27We send an architecture firm,
10:29Dil Howlter's Owls Emporium.
10:32Yes.
10:32Back to the Landgraab mansion,
10:34make it official.
10:36And what is the value of art to a billionaire?
10:39Exactly.
10:40Right.
10:41So we go to Oasis Springs, the Landgraabs.
10:43Here they are.
10:44They've got 86,000.
10:46Perfect.
10:47Exactly.
10:48Now they're gonna commission Dil Howlter
10:51to do a little bit of architecture.
10:55And then amount to transfer is 75,000 simoleons.
10:59Yes.
11:00And there we go.
11:01Yes.
11:02Amazing.
11:03They're gonna love the owl slide we built for them as well.
11:05Exactly.
11:06How are you doing, Malcolm?
11:09Have you got a box of poo anywhere?
11:11What is the mum doing?
11:13I don't know.
11:13Is it just dogs out Thursday here in the Sims?
11:17Long ladies night?
11:17Must be a warm day.
11:18We go to roofs.
11:20Let's get cooking, people.
11:21So we got our roof.
11:23Yes.
11:24Okay, we get the engurthing on.
11:26Let's drag her back.
11:28All right.
11:29And then, ooh, yeah.
11:30So we got our glass.
11:32And now we need to enwiden to the maximum length of the lot.
11:36As wide as she goes.
11:37And now we need to make her proud.
11:39Woo!
11:40Okay.
11:41Beautiful.
11:42It's glorious.
11:43And then what did we have?
11:44We had the witch's hat.
11:45On that side.
11:46Over here.
11:47Beautiful.
11:48Uh-huh.
11:48And then we had a dome as well, I think.
11:49A boob.
11:50Flatten that nub.
11:51All right.
11:52Oh, yeah.
11:53Make it nice and wide.
11:54Oh, yeah.
11:55I mean, look at this.
11:56That is a thing of beauty.
11:56That is the most worth 75,000 simoleons thing
11:59I've ever seen.
12:00Same.
12:01It's art.
12:02Thank you, Landgraabs.
12:03I will now press save.
12:04Oh my God, guys.
12:05Great news.
12:06Yay.
12:07He's celebrating because he just did some good architecture.
12:10Especially if we win the lottery now, after all that.
12:12And here we are.
12:13Ooh.
12:15Okay.
12:16It has neon edges.
12:17Oh my God, this is huge.
12:18What the hell?
12:19I didn't realize it was nine stories.
12:21And a potential basement.
12:22To get some extra money,
12:23we could just bulldoze the top three floors
12:25and just have this.
12:26How dare you, Phil?
12:27This is the hot tub floor.
12:29Oh, okay, sure.
12:30This is the bar.
12:31You've got the vision.
12:32Exactly.
12:33Okay, I'm sorry.
12:34I know that we've got stuff to do here.
12:35Can girl change her clothes?
12:37She needs to wear business chic
12:38while she's being an architect.
12:40This is giving I own an edgy tattoo parlor.
12:43Yes.
12:44Oh yeah.
12:45Amazing.
12:47Oh my God, it's perfect.
12:49It's beautiful.
12:49I would live here.
12:51I like the architecture.
12:52It is actually quite tattoo slash bar slash hot tub.
12:54It's so tattoo slash bar slash hot tub, guys.
12:57And the view over the water.
12:59All right, we need some kind of neon sign outside.
13:01I don't think they do neon,
13:02but I can...
13:03Oh, that ain't bad.
13:06It's not bad.
13:07Okay.
13:08Or do you prefer this wall sign?
13:08I mean, it is eyelashes.
13:10It's quite sexy.
13:11It is.
13:12There you go.
13:12Okay.
13:13Yes.
13:14And then what do we put on this?
13:15Wine.
13:16Tattoo.
13:17There we go.
13:18Bonk.
13:19And then on the other side, drinks.
13:20Oh, dude.
13:21Oh, the vision.
13:22There we go.
13:23Yeah, look at that.
13:24I love it.
13:25Okay, so this needs to be the main tattoo parlor
13:28right here.
13:29Right in the front.
13:30You're liking these track lights?
13:31A lot of sexy places have these kind of lights now.
13:33A lot of sexy places have these lights.
13:36Just, you know, like all of the like metal burger places
13:39that are opening.
13:40Mm, I love, don't you just love metal burgers
13:42and their sexy lights?
13:43You know what I mean?
13:44Sexy.
13:45This little corner here, this is Tabitha's office.
13:48Nice.
13:48A goth girl needs a modern Grim Prussians desk.
13:51Yes.
13:52Absolutely.
13:53I'd want a desk looking out the window,
13:54so I think that's good.
13:55That's good feng shui, Phil.
13:56And then she needs a good executive chair.
13:58Gamer chair.
13:59No.
14:00I want a pink one.
14:01She likes a bit of color.
14:02Black pink is in this area.
14:03I would fill that wall with a funky wallpaper.
14:07Funky?
14:08Yes.
14:09Funky.
14:09Mm.
14:10Feature wall.
14:11And then I'm not hating the plaster.
14:13Plaster's in right now.
14:14You're obsessed with,
14:14Dan wants to plaster this entire house.
14:16I think that white walls are out and plaster's in.
14:18It looks unfinished.
14:19We need a picture on the wall though.
14:21That can't just be a...
14:22We need art.
14:23Mega art.
14:26How mega is that?
14:26That is not mega.
14:27Excuse me.
14:28Oh my God.
14:30What the hell?
14:30No.
14:31Okay.
14:32Oh, come on.
14:33Sure.
14:34It's a kawaii neko lamp.
14:35I love that.
14:35Do you think it needs a rug,
14:36or is she just gonna be on the hard concrete?
14:37Phil, what is the key to interior design?
14:39Rugs.
14:40Plants.
14:41Yes.
14:42And lamps.
14:42Okay.
14:43Ooh.
14:44Actually tastes good.
14:45Classy.
14:46That aspect is amazing.
14:47Imagine walking in for a meeting.
14:49Oh wait, no, we need chairs.
14:50Meeting chairs.
14:50Meeting chairs, yeah.
14:51There we go.
14:52Ready for business.
14:53I love it.
14:54If it would save the life of a bird,
14:55would you let me tattoo you?
14:58What an insane question.
15:00Would you let me tattoo you?
15:01What bird?
15:02The last great American eagle?
15:04No, a pigeon.
15:04Steve the pigeon.
15:05Steve the pigeon.
15:06I would get a tattoo of Steve the pigeon on my nose.
15:08The serious question.
15:10Where?
15:11You can choose the location this big.
15:13And you do it.
15:14I do it.
15:15I mean, content.
15:16That sounds like that I get views.
15:17Okay.
15:18Yeah, you choose, bro.
15:19I'm gonna put it on your neck.
15:19Great.
15:20And I'm sure that won't go wrong.
15:21Yeah, Phil, get near me with that thing.
15:23And when you're wearing a t-shirt,
15:24his little face will pop out.
15:26Oh, we're on a turtleneck forever.
15:27I can cover it up.
15:28This is gonna be the main tattoo room.
15:30It's tattooing time.
15:31Show lesson.
15:33Your Sim can do beautiful body art.
15:35You can do normal tattoos, custom tattoos.
15:37Oh my gosh, don't tempt me.
15:38Giving me an idea.
15:39Or you can dedicate them to pets.
15:41Aw.
15:42The nookie dookie.
15:43The Steve.
15:44On your pookie.
15:44The Steve on your neck.
15:45Right, and then we need a black one there.
15:48So we can do two.
15:49Oh shit, it's not lined up.
15:50The tidy tattoo trolley.
15:52Ooh.
15:53Okay, we need a couple of those.
15:54Reflective caution zone warning sign.
15:57Edgy.
15:59Some residential wall speakers.
16:01Yeah, we need vibes.
16:02Fire exit sign.
16:04Legally, we have to have it.
16:05The front desk.
16:07No self-respecting public service venue
16:09can function without one.
16:11Well, bloody hell, okay.
16:12We need a sitting area at the front, don't we?
16:15If we're having.
16:16A corporate fridge.
16:17If we're having hot tubs upstairs and there's a bar,
16:19we could charge a very small entrance fee.
16:22Maybe there's a fee to come into the dill room?
16:25No, the whole thing's an experience.
16:27You know what, Phil?
16:29I agree.
16:30Ticket kiosk, boom.
16:31Nice.
16:31Entrance fees.
16:32It's a one-time fee of 23 simoleons.
16:35Sure.
16:36Yeah, I'd pay.
16:36That seems fine.
16:37Just to look at what we've got going on here.
16:39Right, we need a big piece of art on this wall.
16:41A mirror, Phil, to create the illusion of more space.
16:44Ooh, that's good.
16:45And people can like check out their tattoos
16:47on the way out the door as well.
16:49What about.
16:51Ooh.
16:52Oh my God.
16:53It fits.
16:53It goes through the wall slightly.
16:55Right, what gives sitting area?
16:58Let's have a look at the vending machine.
17:00What can you get?
17:01What have we got in there?
17:02Is that a pot noodle?
17:03Boba?
17:04An entire rice dish?
17:05Hell yeah.
17:06I think that's from a kitchen.
17:07I think you chose a kitchen one.
17:09You need it, Phil.
17:10All right.
17:11It's for the employees.
17:12I've got that table in my filming room.
17:13You basically do.
17:14Oh, okay, but why is this snake plant so edgy?
17:17Hello.
17:18I don't mind it.
17:18I think we need maybe some plants on this wall.
17:21The wall planter, okay.
17:21Like what we've got in the halter house.
17:24We could have three in a line.
17:25All right, we're running slightly low on money
17:27and we have to make an entire bar and hot tub.
17:29Oh my God.
17:30So let's not go crazy down here.
17:32This is quite killing the mood.
17:33I now hate it.
17:34It's red.
17:35I'm with you.
17:36Succulent wall here.
17:37That one.
17:37What neon sign action do we have?
17:39Ooh, London underground.
17:41Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:44There.
17:44I love it.
17:45Bam.
17:46And we need some like hallway decoration too.
17:48Now this is obviously our bathroom.
17:50What's going on here?
17:50Steps down.
17:52This is the space that we have to work with, Phil.
17:53A raw toilet.
17:55Hell yeah.
17:57Black toilet.
17:59We need the roll.
18:00People having drinks at the bar,
18:01they're gonna fall down these stairs.
18:02Hell yes.
18:03But I think it's quite classy.
18:04Yes.
18:05You get that.
18:06I like that.
18:07Are you happy?
18:08Yeah.
18:09Is there a neon sign that just says leak?
18:10Leak harder.
18:11Blazing hot when you've had an uh-oh burrito.
18:14We need some kind of welcome mat,
18:15an ancient fertility symbol, a secret society.
18:19Ooh.
18:20Yeah.
18:21Yeah.
18:21Yeah.
18:22That's giving come up to the bar
18:23because shady stuff happens here.
18:25Now, priorities.
18:27Hot tubs.
18:27Hot tub.
18:29Oh yeah, just put a hot spring.
18:31But we could.
18:31That would be quite cool.
18:32Do you know what I mean?
18:33If the house was one inch wider.
18:35We know what goes down in the hot springs.
18:36We do not need that on our roof.
18:38Ooh, which one should we get?
18:39We need the black brick one.
18:40Yes.
18:41I think we need two hot tubs.
18:43Where?
18:44I'm not demolishing all of this lovely shrubbery.
18:47Okay, sure.
18:47This is the vibe, Phil.
18:49That's the vibe.
18:49That air con unit is not the vibe.
18:51We need to hide it behind a plant.
18:52Can we put a tree on the roof?
18:53A gnarled oak tree.
18:54Oh my God.
18:55Wait, what?
18:56Wow.
18:57Is that a bit fucking stupid?
18:59No.
18:59It might create some root issues,
19:01but apart from that.
19:03Right, we need some lockers for when people get changed.
19:05Yes.
19:06What are we doing with this whole other floor, Phil?
19:08I think that's room for expansion.
19:09This will become Dalien's, Alien,
19:11or maybe the onsen floor.
19:12Or the cat cafe floor.
19:14You never know.
19:14For now, I'm just gonna block it off.
19:16Yeah, it's fine.
19:18You don't need to see what is beyond there.
19:19It's just another staircase.
19:20Exactly.
19:21It's fine.
19:22We can have a series of decorative string of pearls lamps.
19:25So it looks like a feature.
19:26Coming soon.
19:27All right, so this is Dil's floor.
19:29Homeware ceiling lamp.
19:30What in the Bond villain is this?
19:35What vibe is our bar gonna be?
19:37Bear night.
19:37Not bear night.
19:38Twink night.
19:39No.
19:40Okay.
19:41That's quite cool.
19:42What, to aggressively blind everyone as they come upstairs?
19:44Do you want a DJ booth, a dance floor, and a bar?
19:47A future funk dance club sign, Phil.
19:50This is what you asked for.
19:51I asked for the funk.
19:52I get the funk.
19:53That is horrific.
19:55We want it.
19:56I love it.
19:57Okay.
19:58Are we feeling shaken Simmy?
19:59Shaken Simmy.
20:00Oh my God.
20:01Oh, so then the tattoo people can look up at you
20:04hitting it.
20:06Just don't wear a kilt.
20:07No.
20:08Is what I'm gonna say.
20:09Now we need a bar.
20:10The leaky tiki.
20:11No.
20:11No.
20:12We just froze someone there.
20:13I think we're banned.
20:14The scrap heap bar.
20:15Okay, but like, okay.
20:17Real talk.
20:18Why is the scrap heap bar?
20:20It's a bit of a vibe.
20:21Boom.
20:21A plant cage.
20:23Swing off it if you dare.
20:24What is this?
20:25Sorry, that came with.
20:26Get in the bin.
20:27Go away.
20:28A single spotlight.
20:28Oh yeah.
20:29Yeah.
20:30It's looking at you
20:31because you are the moment on the dance floor.
20:32We need good speakers up here.
20:33Yep, I agree.
20:34Yes.
20:35We need a sofa zone for the people that don't dance as well.
20:37Who are the people Phil?
20:38Are you the people?
20:38Me, I am the people.
20:40You don't want to feel like you're being watched
20:41on the dance floor.
20:42So I think that's nice.
20:42Having it in the middle like that.
20:44What about this kind of plank of wood?
20:46That is anti-socially large.
20:48That's so big.
20:49What is that for?
20:50I don't know.
20:51What about some little clear ones
20:52and just put the drinks on?
20:53Phil has gone all in on crystal clear tables.
20:55I have.
20:57Yeah, that's better.
20:58What does Dil identify with?
20:59Reflecting ideals, misshapen paths, echoes of the past,
21:03echoes of his past.
21:04Oh my God.
21:05What is wrong with these?
21:06Oh my, what?
21:07That one instead.
21:08Yes.
21:09The echoes of his past as a scientist.
21:12Of course.
21:13So people come in, they meet the boss lady,
21:14they have a consultation, they get their tats,
21:16they come up, they hit their boogie
21:18and then they go up to the roof
21:19and then they get in the tub.
21:21This is amazing.
21:22Under the oak, which may or may not implode
21:25the entire building, but that's not a today problem.
21:27I would pay $23 to come here.
21:30Okay.
21:31So can we literally just do it right now?
21:33Open tats, taps and tipples.
21:35Oh my gosh.
21:36I literally can't say that.
21:37Tats, tats and tipples.
21:38Tabs, tats and tipples.
21:40Tits, tops and tutties.
21:42It's open.
21:43Hell yeah.
21:44Eliza is strutting in like she owns the place.
21:47Getting to work.
21:48We need customers.
21:49We need customers now.
21:50Resort.
21:51You are not knowing what you're doing
21:54and that's a tarot reading.
21:56A tarot reading.
21:57Eliza's like, I just want you to leave me alone.
21:59I don't want you to predict the future.
22:00Eliza just paid $30 for that.
22:02And she works here.
22:03It begins.
22:04Marcus Flex is strutting in and he's in a good mood.
22:07What's going on outside?
22:08Have we got some kind of press?
22:10Well, this is a celebrity haunt.
22:12Oh my God.
22:13A global superstar's here on day one.
22:16A B-lister.
22:18Oh my God.
22:19I was expecting this to immediately happen.
22:21When we say aura,
22:22I wasn't aware that some people in this world
22:24literally had an aura.
22:26So we need to do a practice tattoo very quickly on Marcus.
22:29Okay.
22:30A customer could come in at any moment right now.
22:32What's the vibe of the store?
22:34We are listening to S-pop.
22:37Yep.
22:39Would you like to be my first victim?
22:41I mean, subject.
22:42I mean, wait, what do I mean?
22:44Get your shirt off, lad.
22:45Tabitha, it's time for her first customer.
22:48Here we go.
22:49All right.
22:50You can do it.
22:51I believe in you.
22:52I'm nervous for him.
22:53Now she's going to turn out a masterpiece.
22:54First try.
22:56No.
22:57She acquired the skill.
22:59You have to start somewhere.
23:00He liked it.
23:01Marcus.
23:02I mean, he's excited to get this tattoo anyway.
23:04Yeah.
23:05What's he getting?
23:06We have no idea.
23:07She's just practicing.
23:08She's looking like she can get to it.
23:09Eliza's texting,
23:11thinking about her clone at home with Bob.
23:12Oh, it's a big one.
23:14Full back into the crack.
23:16That is brave for your first tattoo.
23:18Well, he's got to flex.
23:19You know what I mean?
23:20Dil Helter, this is not your office,
23:23but okay.
23:23What's he doing in the office?
23:24He's doing the thing.
23:25Oh my God.
23:26Oh my God.
23:27No.
23:28A mermaid.
23:30Maybe with the practice,
23:32she lasers it off afterwards.
23:33That's what's happening.
23:34That is incredible.
23:36Yeah, yeah.
23:36She's getting rid of it.
23:37Oh my God.
23:38Like.
23:39I mean, that's good.
23:40That's pretty good.
23:41It's a bold choice, but it's okay.
23:43Yes.
23:44Oh, someone else.
23:45Oh, and here we go.
23:47She's level two.
23:48Oh, she's qualified now.
23:49Eliza.
23:50Eliza, how's it going to go?
23:51We're going for some shin action on this B-lister.
23:54Come on, Eliza.
23:55Dab wants to hang out.
23:56Oh, come on, hang out.
23:57Yeah, that's fine.
23:58Is Dab going to get a tattoo now?
23:59I hope not.
24:00Is Dalien allowed a tattoo?
24:02Maybe.
24:03He's a young adult now.
24:04Maybe young adult should get his first tattoo.
24:06That would be cool.
24:07Oh, we've got a boogieing celebrity.
24:09Right, get Marcus out of the chair.
24:11Dance with Judith.
24:12Yes, this is your job as the front of house person.
24:16We're going to get on Instagram now.
24:17She got a picture taken.
24:18What the fuck?
24:19We need to set the zones.
24:21That is a residential zone
24:22as far as you're concerned, customer.
24:24Dab's coming in and he's saying,
24:25get the hell out of this chair.
24:27Okay.
24:27Hello.
24:28See, this is customer service.
24:30Helpful.
24:30Look at Dil go.
24:31He's going to earn us big bucks.
24:33I'm glad we're paying him $20 an hour.
24:34Yeah, I guess we do need to make 60, 80 simoleons
24:39in order for this to be a profitable venture.
24:40Right, okay.
24:41Tabs needs to do a real tattoo on someone.
24:44Oh, and now we have some kind of death maid.
24:48Interesting.
24:49Lovely.
24:49Welcome her to the business.
24:50Quickly, quickly.
24:51Marcus, clothes on.
24:53And here we go.
24:54Greet.
24:55Oh, me.
24:56Even Dil's style's strong.
24:58Okay, this is a formative moment in your life, Tabitha.
25:02Hello.
25:03Welcome to Tabs Tats and Tittles.
25:06Do you love it?
25:07I still said that wrong.
25:08I just didn't say the right word.
25:11Oh, she loves it.
25:12She's taking a seat.
25:13This is a good start.
25:14We offer a tattoo.
25:16Two.
25:17A custom tattoo.
25:18Where's she gonna get it?
25:19On the face.
25:20The cat whiskers come from within.
25:22Yes.
25:23Yes.
25:24This is the one way, if it's a celebrity,
25:26to get them to promote the brand.
25:27The brand will never not be on display.
25:30Face tattoo.
25:31Yes, oh my God, it's happening.
25:32It's happening, Dan.
25:33That means that one day,
25:34Dan will have this aura.
25:36Oh, she got that.
25:36Eliza did a good job.
25:37Okay, wait a minute.
25:38Get out of the way, celebrity.
25:39Okay, Eliza.
25:41Did she do her own face?
25:42Hey, Eliza.
25:43It's okay.
25:44It's okay.
25:45It's, um.
25:45It's okay.
25:48We all gotta start somewhere.
25:49Yeah, someone's got a drink.
25:50Oh, hell yeah.
25:51A paying customer.
25:52Here we go.
25:54Onto the face.
25:56Ah, you can't slip when you're doing this.
25:59Tabitha.
26:01Why are you stabbing her stomach?
26:03We specifically said face tattoo.
26:05We did.
26:06Phil, we've already made a net profit
26:08of 70 simoleons today.
26:09Yes.
26:10Oh, I like that at the moment,
26:11everybody's just paid a ticket to come in here.
26:14I guess this is a meet and greet.
26:16It is.
26:17Because Dil is not tending the bar,
26:18so there is no other service happening right now.
26:20At the moment, this is an internet cafe
26:22where you listen to K-pop
26:23and then watch celebrities get tattoos.
26:25She has been in there.
26:26Look at this bar, Phil, slowly.
26:27I'm getting ready to hit the pause.
26:28Any minute now.
26:30Three, two, one.
26:32Okay.
26:33Oh.
26:33Level three.
26:34What have you done to my beautiful skin?
26:37A toddler could have done a better job.
26:39Don't even think about asking for favor.
26:42Tabitha, not on the celebrity.
26:45She's embarrassed.
26:46Oh my God.
26:47Oh my God, wait.
26:48Oh my God.
26:48Oh no.
26:51It's all wonky.
26:53That's really bad.
26:54What the hell have we done?
26:56That's really bad.
26:57Oh my God.
27:00Oh, you put a bag on your head.
27:02It's like, oh, oh.
27:04It's, well, okay.
27:07Oh no, she's gonna go look in the mirror.
27:08Right, so she's leaving.
27:11This person is also leaving,
27:12but Dil's enjoying the music.
27:14Yeah, okay, Dil, you like Latin music, sure.
27:17She's looking in the mirror.
27:20Well, make your mind up, okay?
27:22On that note, I think it's time to close
27:23the business for the day.
27:24Sorry, everybody, we are closing Tabs, Tats, and Tipples.
27:27It's been a great, productive day.
27:29Everyone needs to go to sleep.
27:30We've made like $5 profit,
27:32but I think that Tabitha should maybe
27:34do a bit more practicing.
27:35Look, the eyes open when the business opened.
27:39Oh my God.
27:39Oh.
27:41Right, we had five customers.
27:43Yes.
27:44We offered a service.
27:46Yes.
27:47We had to pay everyone hourly.
27:48Everyone is too expensive.
27:49Feel like we need to fire someone.
27:51But quality service and ambiance,
27:54they're loving the vibes.
27:56Vibes is what matters.
27:57We were only open for six hours.
27:58This was the test day.
27:59It was a test.
28:00It was a soft launch.
28:01Yes.
28:02And we've still got 4,000 land grab dollars, so.
28:05We'll be fine.
28:06It'll be fine.
28:07And we got that whole extra floor to expand on.
28:09Okay, so this is the thing.
28:11This is a two-parter, all right?
28:13I have a vision.
28:14Okay.
28:15Next episode, we practice.
28:16We churn out the customers.
28:18Yes.
28:19We change the boundaries.
28:20We open the bar upstairs,
28:22get this place cracking.
28:23Yes.
28:24Hot tub, influencers.
28:26I got it.
28:27I'm ready.
28:28Also, you can do custom tattoos, right?
28:30I have an idea.
28:31What?
28:31Guys, it's gallery time.
28:34If you're not aware of this feature,
28:36you can go to the Sims gallery.
28:38For example, look at all these people
28:40that have made owl slides in the Dan and Phil house.
28:44They're all so beautiful.
28:46So many dills to choose from.
28:48Yes.
28:48Wow.
28:49Here's the thing.
28:50If you go to tattoo, people make custom tattoo designs.
28:53What in the Cthulhu is going on there?
28:54Look at that.
28:55Boba Forte.
28:56That's well drawn.
28:57I'm digging that.
28:57The Avatar exit.
28:58Oh, amazing.
29:00Wait, wait, wait.
29:01No, I'm getting that.
29:02I'm getting that right now.
29:03Save tattoo to my library.
29:04You guys should make custom tattoos
29:08that we can download
29:09and then Tabitha can do them in the shop.
29:11Anything.
29:12Sleeves, face, tramp stamp.
29:15Just do hashtag tips and...
29:17No.
29:18Oh my God.
29:19Oh my God.
29:19I'll say it.
29:20Hashtag tats and tipples.
29:22Hashtag tats and tipples.
29:24And we will do some tattoos.
29:25We will.
29:26Based on your art.
29:27You're gonna be in our game.
29:28And we should choose a favorite to give to Dalien
29:30as his first tattoo now as a young adult.
29:32One of theirs.
29:33Yes.
29:34Okay.
29:35If we can give Dalien a tattoo,
29:37we will pick one of yours to have our son's first tattoo.
29:41Yes.
29:42What an honor.
29:43I'm excited.
29:43We did have other services that this could be known for.
29:46So let us know what this floor could be.
29:49In the comments.
29:50Maybe we need to bring in family members.
29:51Cat cafe.
29:52Maybe it could be a Dalien side hustle.
29:53Who knows?
29:54A bear cafe.
29:55That's exciting.
29:56I really enjoyed that.
29:57A little bit of decorating.
29:57All right.
29:58Go home.
29:59A little bit of mogling.
30:00And now they're flirty.
30:01These two, nothing is stopping them.
30:03Is Dil's secret agent job been replaced now
30:05or is he doing a side hustle?
30:07He's both.
30:08Hell yeah.
30:09Great.
30:09Get that grind set.
30:10When we are not looking at you play Dil,
30:12we expect you to make us 8,000 simoleons a day.
30:15I can't believe we are small business owners now.
30:17If this inspired you to start whatever kind
30:19of onsen pizza parlor you've always dreamed of,
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30:37Yes.
30:38And we'll see you in the next episode
30:39for more tattoo hijinks.
30:42And I look forward to showcasing your art
30:44and applying it to poor Sims faces
30:46who we will then have to see every time we play this game.
30:48Consider this.
30:49Would you let your best friend tattoo you
30:51if a bird was going to be saved?
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