Douglas’ (Ogie Alcasid) brother and Sam (Sam Bumatay) are making a magic potion. But things take a strange turn when Roda (Eunice Lagusad) tries it and begins to transform in an unexpected way.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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00:00One night, isang gabi
00:04At pangarap na sa isang taping
00:08Kaya ayun lating buwa
00:11Ng aking baby
00:14Pinaman ito ng kitla
00:18Kaming lahat ay nagulat
00:22Sa surprise ang sumangulat
00:25Ay, robot!
00:26Ay, robot pala
00:29Ang aming rock pala'y humong pala
00:33Ngunit, walang problema
00:36Kaming lahat ay mas masaya
00:39Ay, robot!
00:44Bococo Brothers live in concert!
00:50Minsan na miming with kami
00:53Sa isang ilog, sa isang tabi
00:56May tatlong taong dumating
01:00Nagtatanong kung mayro'ng pating
01:03Sakot kami, wala nang ganon
01:07Naumos na ng isa pang taon
01:11Ang tatlo ay agad nag-swimming
01:15Nang languyan na tuwang-tuwa
01:17Ha-ha-hey!
01:32Kabatay mo na ang pati
01:34Kaya kami ay masaya
01:37We are not the one who died in the past,
01:42We are the one who died!
01:45He died!
01:47He died!
01:55He died!
01:57He died!
02:07Ano ba yung ginagawa mo sa'yo?
02:11Special Potion, para kay Uncle Clinton.
02:14Ikaw, anong ginagawa mo?
02:16Cocktails!
02:18Cocktails, a mix of alcoholic drink.
02:23Ako, umiinom ka ng ala?
02:26Hindi ah, kunyari lang yun.
02:29Nabasa ko doon sa magazine,
02:31na ito daw ang iniinom ng mga bagaganda at sexy tao.
02:36Ganun ba?
02:37Oo.
02:38At gusto ko, sana, maging sexy din ako.
02:41Sabi doon sa magazine,
02:43hindi ka raw maganda kung hindi ka bayat.
02:46Huwag kang maniwala sa kanila.
02:49Eh, yun din ang sabi sa'kin ni Uncle Clinton eh.
02:51Lalo na huwag kang maniwala.
02:54Eh, ano bang laman ang mga cocktails mo?
02:57Iba-iba.
02:58Ito, kape, tsaka suka.
03:01Marami pang ibang.
03:06Uy, pangat ang lasang.
03:09Eh, eto kaya.
03:11Huwag kang maganda tong chocolate mo ah.
03:13Huwag ka kanyan!
03:15Sige na, sige na.
03:16Umuwi ka na please.
03:18Uumuwi ka na.
03:20Anong mali pa wiling kami?
03:22Uumuwi ka na.
03:23Huwag ka now!
03:24Huwag ka, huwag ka!
03:25Huwag ka!
03:26Huwag ka!
03:27Huwag ka!
03:29Huwag ka!
03:30Huwag ka!
03:32Huwag ka!
03:33Huwag ka!
03:34I'm not going to be able to get rid of your face.
03:38Juan!
03:40I'm not going to be able to get rid of my room.
03:43You don't want to get rid of my room.
03:46You don't want to do that.
03:48Okay, we need to go out and get rid of it.
03:51Because if there are people here,
03:53I will go out and get rid of it.
03:55Okay, let's go.
03:57Why don't you go out?
03:59I don't think we have to go out.
04:02I don't want to go out and get rid of it.
04:05Okay, let's go.
04:07We'll see you in the morning.
04:09Really?
04:10I don't want to go out and get rid of it.
04:12I don't want to go out and get rid of it.
04:14Okay, I don't want to go out and get rid of it.
04:16Okay, I don't want to go out and get rid of it.
04:18Bye-bye!
04:19Kiss muna!
04:23Kiss?
04:26Kiss!
04:27You need a kiss, right?
04:32Okay, okay.
04:34Okay, okay.
04:35You can go out and get rid of it.
04:36Okay, we'll see you later.
04:37Don't worry.
04:38We'll eat out.
04:39The sky's the limit, huh?
04:41You're the only one.
04:42Bye-bye!
04:43What a mess, brother.
04:45You're all right, brother.
04:46You're all right.
04:47You're all right.
04:48You're all right.
04:49You're all right.
04:51Douglas,
04:52ynh.
04:53Manolato.
04:54Kung anong pagka-pour-na-pour ng muka nya,
04:57ay gano'n ka, rich-na-rich naman ang kanyang wallet.
04:59At wag kang mag-aalala.
05:00The moment na magtagumpay ang eksperimento namin ni Sam
05:02na, ko'y, magiging rich na rich na rin ang kanyang mukha.
05:08Haaa!
05:09What's happening? What's your name?
05:11Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful girl.
05:15Hi. We have a problem.
05:18What's your problem?
05:20Roda.
05:21Oh, Roda, how's it? She's hurt? She's accident? What's happening?
05:24I'm going to call Roda.
05:26I'm going to call Roda.
05:28I'm going to call Roda.
05:29I'm going to call Roda.
05:30Where is she?
05:31She's standing there.
05:39Roda!
05:48Ay, you know, Douglas,
05:50we shouldn't be able to talk about it.
05:53Can you call me?
05:57Roda, what's that?
05:59I'm going to call Roda.
06:01She's a robot.
06:04What did you say?
06:06Roda is doing a cocktail.
06:08I'm doing a cocktail.
06:09I'm doing a cocktail.
06:10You know, I probably want to call them all.
06:15Well, I'm going to call them all.
06:17I'm doing one of them.
06:19I'm doing a magic potion for Uncle Kington.
06:22That's true!
06:23I'm doing something wrong.
06:25I'm going to throw all of them all down there.
06:28I'd ask her even if I had to talk about it.
06:30He sent her to give her a potion for himself to give her a good choice.
06:34China, I don't know what I'm going to do with the potions.
06:39It's hard to do what you're doing.
06:42It's a trial and error.
06:44And then?
06:46He doesn't want to drink his drink.
06:50I'm going to drink his drink.
06:52That's why.
06:54It's so bad.
06:58What's this?
07:00Let's try it.
07:02Two drops.
07:03Two drops.
07:05Two drops.
07:07Three.
07:09One, two.
07:14Okay, my brother?
07:22What's that?
07:24You don't have other people?
07:26I'm going to leave.
07:28I'm going to leave.
07:30This one.
07:32How many drops are these?
07:34Three drops.
07:35Three.
07:36Three, huh?
07:37And this is the good one?
07:38Yes.
07:39That's why the potion is the good one.
07:42You can do it.
07:44Three drops.
07:46Three drops.
07:47One, two, three.
07:50One, two, three.
07:51One, two, three.
07:53One, two, three.
07:54Hi.
07:55Two, three.
07:56Two, three.
07:57Five, three.
07:58Six, six, six.
08:00Huh?
08:02Okay?
08:04Hi, Baba!
08:08Hi, Baba!
08:10Nani!
08:12Sino ka ba?
08:16Tay! Ako si Rhoda!
08:18Anong, Tay?
08:20Saan mo din lilihan ako?
08:22Tay! Ako nga ito ako si Rhoda!
08:24Ikaw si Kyoko!
08:26Okay na yan!
08:28Ito!
08:30Tay! Tay! Tay! Tay! Tay!
08:32Tay! Tay! Tay! Tay!
08:34Uli mo ba akong mabalik sa dati kong anyo?
08:36Alam mo, alam mo Sam, Sam
08:38Yung ano ah, yung formula na yan ah
08:40Yung pampaganda, sana meron ka pa yan ah
08:42Ang ganda eh, okay?
08:44Maganda na ba ako?
08:46Oh, ay napakaganda mo
08:48Talaga!
08:50Ay, ah, sanari lang
08:52Gusto mo makita kung gaano kakaganda
08:54Opo, opo!
08:56Ah!
08:58Ah!
08:59Ah!
09:00Ah!
09:01Anong!
09:03Anong ang sasigaw!
09:04Sino ka?
09:05Ay!
09:06This is your sister!
09:07Aite!
09:10Hey hey hey!
09:11Hey hey hey!
09:12Hey hey hey!
09:14We're gonna be in a house.
09:16Ate Aza!
09:18Hey!
09:19That's so cool!
09:20Ate Aza!
09:21Ako si Rhoda!
09:23Is she she si Rhoda?
09:25Ayo, is she Rhoda?
09:26Is she Rhoda?
09:27Is she Rhoda?
09:28Yes, Ate Aza!
09:30Ako si Rhoda!
09:32Ate Aza!
09:33I'm so happy!
09:35I'm so happy!
09:37I'm so happy!
09:39I'm so happy!
09:41I'm so happy!
09:43I don't know how to go!
09:49Emma!
09:51It's not an aircon!
09:53What is it?
09:55It's a steamer!
09:57What's this?
09:59What are you doing?
10:01It's a phylogy!
10:03It's not! It's a phylogy!
10:05It's a phylogy!
10:07It's a phylogy!
10:09It's a phylogy!
10:11It's a phylogy!
10:13It's a phylogy!
10:15It's a phylogy!
10:17What?
10:19What?
10:21What are you doing?
10:23I'm so happy!
10:25What's this?
10:27You're a patient!
10:29I'm not even in a phylogy!
10:31I've ever heard of this.
10:33But this is a phylogy!
10:35That's it!
10:37I'm so happy!
10:39I have a phylogy!
10:41It's a phylogy!
10:43It's a phylogy!
10:45It's a phylogy!
10:47It's a phylogy!
10:49It's so phylogy!
10:51It's a phylogy!
10:53According to the interrogation,
10:56the guy said that many people are in the country.
11:00So, I'm going to be careful.
11:02If we can see the beautiful, beautiful and sexy,
11:06that's what he said.
11:08Do you know what?
11:13Ate, ate!
11:17Ate, ate!
11:18Ate, ate, ate!
11:21Napakalaki nitong problema natin, oh.
11:23Sam.
11:25Kailangan gumawa ka na ng antidote, ah.
11:29Para ma-solve na ko.
11:31Pero natapon po ang lahat ng potion.
11:34Hindi ko na nga po matandaan kung aling potion ang nainom ni Rhoda.
11:38Kailangan ko mag-experiment ulit.
11:41Hindi mag-experiment ka.
11:43Kailangan ka po ng taong tagainom ng potion.
11:47Hehehehe.
11:50Tagainom.
11:51Kailangan nang ginibig.
11:52At saan naman kayo hahanap
11:54ng isang taong ganong katanganan na magpapag-inibig sa inyo?
11:58Hehehehe.
11:59Ikaw?
12:01Ako?
12:02Bakit ako?
12:03Ikaw ang may kasalanan ng lahat ng ito.
12:07Rhoda, pwede ba?
12:08Eh, Rhoda.
12:09Nakalalili, nalalili.
12:10Tutuloy ako.
12:11Sam, pwede ba tapusin mo na yung antidote na yan, ha?
12:15Okay?
12:16Eh, pero tay, ayoko na bumalik sa dati kong anyo.
12:20Eh, bakit?
12:22Eh, kasi, tingnan mo.
12:24Maganda na ako.
12:25Sexy.
12:26Oh, ayoko na bumalik sa dati kong anyo.
12:29Tsaka ang pangit-pangit ko dati, eh.
12:31Oy, oy, Rhoda.
12:33At sino naman may sabi sa'yong pangit ka, ha?
12:36Diba sabi nila kapag mataba daw pangit?
12:39At sino naman ang lukolong nagsabi
12:41na kapag mataba ka ay pangit ka?
12:43Beb?
12:46Eh, bakit?
12:47May kilala kang mata pang-cute.
12:49Badami.
12:50Hmm, sino?
12:52Takot ako.
12:54Takot ako.
12:55Takot ako sabihin.
12:56Teka muna.
12:57Anak eh.
12:58Na ano ko eh na.
13:00Naiilang ako.
13:01Umupo nga kayo.
13:02Umupo nga kayo.
13:05Anak, Rhoda.
13:06Ba'y hindi ka pwedeng manatili sa ganyang anyo?
13:10Nakalimutan mo na ba?
13:12Si Teacher Henny pupunta dito.
13:14Meron kang oral...
13:16Oral exam.
13:17Exam.
13:18Make-up oral exam.
13:19Kapag hindi mo ginawa yun,
13:21babagsak ka sa subject mo.
13:23Poo nga no.
13:24Sa Katay, paano na nakapagnakita ito ng mga kapitbahay natin?
13:28At itanong kung sino siya.
13:30Ano sasabihin natin?
13:31Yun nga eh.
13:32May-may-may plano ako.
13:34Basta ganito ah.
13:35Rhoda, huwag kang aalis ng bahay, okay?
13:38Dito ka lang.
13:39Huwag kang magpapakita sa mga kapitbahay natin, okay?
13:42Hi neighbors!
13:44Bye bye!
13:45Sira ang plano.
13:47Ah!
13:48Tita Kat!
13:49Pita Kat!
13:51S-sino ka?
13:54Huh?
13:55Tita Kat naman.
13:56Ako si Roto.
13:57Rod...
13:58Roderic!
13:59Roderic!
14:00Roderic!
14:02Roderic!
14:04Hindi e hindi, Roderic!
14:05Roderic!
14:06Rod...
14:08Rod...
14:09Rodorat!
14:10Ur..
14:11Tita naman si
14:12Ano ka umuyan?
14:13Hindi ba nakalala mo yung pamanggi natin
14:15from out of town
14:17with Rodora, you know?
14:19And I'm going to get to know
14:21because I'm going to tell you
14:23that I'm going to tell you.
14:24Oh, that's right.
14:26Yes.
14:27Okay, Rodora, don't let me go.
14:29We're almost like a year old.
14:31Oh, that's right.
14:33I'm so good.
14:34I'm so good.
14:35I'm so good.
14:36I'm so good.
14:37I'm so good.
14:38I'm so good.
14:39Hey, sige po.
14:40What's up?
14:40Why are you going to join us?
14:41What's up?
14:43My friend, I'm so good.
14:44I'm so good.
14:45Why are you going to join us?
14:46What's up, my best friend?
14:48It's our tradition.
14:49When we're new, we're going to get to know.
14:51Don't let me know.
14:52I'm so good.
14:53I'm so good.
14:54I'm so good.
14:56I'm so good.
14:57Let's start.
14:58Let's do it again.
15:01I'm so good.
15:03I'm going to be a little bit.
15:08You know what I mean?
15:09I don't want to know in this barangay.
15:11I don't want to be a little bit.
15:13I don't want to know.
15:14I don't want to know.
15:16I'm so good.
15:16I'm Uncle Douglas.
15:17I don't want to know.
15:18I don't want to know.
15:19I don't want to know.
15:20Rodora, this is my friend.
15:22And this is Jay.
15:23Jay, Rodora, I'm so good.
15:25I don't want to know.
15:26Hey, Rodora, I'll meet you.
15:27Hey, Jay.
15:28Hey, you know what I mean?
15:31Hey, I don't know what you mean.
15:32Jay, it's not enough to know.
15:34We're not even going to know.
15:35You're not going to know.
15:37Hey, Jay!
15:38Hey, you're not.
15:39It's not really...
15:40Why did you call it Toto?
15:42Why did you call it Toto?
15:44No, it's not!
15:47You can see it too!
15:48You can see it!
15:50It's not that Toto.
15:52It's not that Toto, right?
15:54It's not that Toto's name.
15:56It's not that Toto's name.
16:00Why?
16:01It's not that Toto's name.
16:03It's not that Toto's name.
16:06Hey, Rodora, do you want to eat?
16:09I have a drink here. I have a cup of tea.
16:12Maybe you want to eat.
16:14Ah...
16:16Ice cream.
16:18We don't have ice cream.
16:21Lollipop.
16:23Lollipop?
16:24We don't have a lollipop.
16:26We don't have a sorry story.
16:28Ah...
16:30Okay, milk.
16:31I can't eat milk every day.
16:34Milk?
16:35No.
16:36I mean, Rodora is really good.
16:39You can't eat milk.
16:41There's no osteoporosis.
16:43It's really good.
16:45It's really good.
16:49Niers!
16:50JJ, knock, knock!
17:01What's up?
17:03You're all really good.
17:05You would know the friends of me, Roda, you know?
17:07You're all good.
17:08Don't you like it?
17:10He forgot his name.
17:12Oh, I don't know.
17:13What?
17:14I've been saying.
17:15I've been telling you.
17:16I've been telling you, Aisha!
17:17I've been telling you.
17:18I've been telling you.
17:20Presti, are you playing pico?
17:23Yes.
17:24The legacy games are on you!
17:26What?
17:27What?
17:28Why don't you know what I'm doing?
17:30I'm going to go first.
17:42Uncle Clinton, this is it!
17:45Hey, Sam,
17:48what are you going to do with me?
17:50What's going to happen?
17:52I'm going to go through the blood chemistry with my x-ray vision.
17:58I'll know if the mixture is correct.
18:01One time...
18:04Samasama ng pakiramdam, Kuya.
18:07Baka naman pwedeng ikaw na lang uminom nito, diba?
18:10Diba? Okay, yun.
18:11Open mo ako.
18:13Hindi po ako uminom.
18:14Walang epekto po sa'kin ng mga potions.
18:17Alam mo nga.
18:18Alam mo nga.
18:19Sabihin na lang natin sa Tate Douglas mo na...
18:22Ano, gumawa ka ng potions, tapos ininom ko.
18:24Pero wala epekto.
18:25Diba? Okay yun.
18:26Robot po ako.
18:27Hindi po ako marunong magsinungaling.
18:29Sam, talagang wala kang puso.
18:32Robot po ako.
18:33Wala ako.
18:34Puso ako.
18:35Alam ko na.
18:36Siya, siya, siya.
18:37Sige na.
18:38Napakasama mo sa akin.
18:40Sige na.
18:41Bahala na si Batman.
18:43Iinumin ko to.
18:44Iinumin ko to.
18:56Eh!
18:57Lasang ipis.
18:58Ayan o!
19:00Walang nangyari o ayyan o.
19:02Awaken mo?
19:03Walang nangyari sa'kin!
19:07Walang nangyari sa'kin!
19:09Walain po.
19:10Walang epekto.
19:11Nating.
19:12Nating.
19:13Oo.
19:15Uncle Clinton?
19:21Uncle Clinton!
19:24Uncle Clinton!
19:26I love you!
19:28I love you!
19:30I love you!
19:46What a nice thing to do!
19:48Oh!
19:50I'm dead! I'm a champion of Rodo since a child.
19:54It's so cute!
19:56What's your best friend?
19:58Ice cream.
20:00Lollipop.
20:02Milk.
20:04Pico.
20:06Do you think you're a special child?
20:08It's like a child.
20:10It's like a child.
20:12It's like a child.
20:14It's like a child.
20:16It's like a child.
20:18It's like a child.
20:20It's like a child.
20:22It's like a child.
20:24I'm a kid.
20:26I'm a kid.
20:28I'm a kid.
20:30I'm a kid.
20:32I'm a kid.
20:34I'm a kid.
20:36I'm a kid.
20:38I'm a kid.
20:40Why did you make me so happy?
20:42I'm a kid.
20:44Hello!
20:46I'm a kid.
20:48I'm a kid.
20:50Oh, oh, oh, ayan, oh, ha?
20:56Oh, di ba?
20:59Oh, oh, oh.
21:03Ah, masayin, tayo is pali ako.
21:05So, mahali ka na kasi, mahali ka.
21:07Okay na po, best friend, babalik na ako sa karinderia,
21:09magbabaliw ako sa inyo.
21:11Eh, orin, sasama na lang ako maduglas.
21:12Tama.
21:13Ay, ay, nagpapamatumok.
21:15Sige, ha, ako mo nga.
21:20Ah, ah, ah!
21:26Mr. McCombo!
21:27Hello, ma'am.
21:29What kind of childish behavior is this?
21:32Ah.
21:33Ah, nasaan si Roda?
21:35Si Roda?
21:36Si Roda, ah, kasi inutusan kung, ah, may bumili ng papel at ballpen
21:40para dun sa, eh, eh, exam nyo.
21:42Ah, walang silbi ang ballpen at papel dahil oray isam sa yung bibigay ko sa kanya.
21:47Oo nga naman.
21:48Ah.
21:49Eh, sige po, ready na po ako.
21:52Okay na po kung mag-exam mo.
21:56Sino ka?
21:57Bakit mo ako kinakausap?
21:58Hindi ko nga rin alam kung bakit kaya niya kinakausap, eh.
22:01Hindi, hindi.
22:02Basta nagsasalita lang ko.
22:03Oo, ganyan talaga yan, eh.
22:06Ma'am, bumalik na lang po kayo.
22:08After one hour, baka nandito na si Roda.
22:11Hmm.
22:12Grabe, grabe.
22:14Ang teacher pa maghihintay sa istudyante?
22:16Oo.
22:17Okay.
22:18O, Gwen.
22:19Magbibigay lamang ko ng 10 minutes.
22:2110 minutes?
22:22Oo.
22:23Kapag bumalik ako dito, wala pa siya.
22:25I'm sold.
22:26Isi-fail ko siya.
22:27Naipindihan nyo?
22:28Opo, naipindihan.
22:29Ba-ba-ba.
22:33Paanong gagawin natin ngayon?
22:35Sam!
22:36Sam!
22:37Sam!
22:38Sam!
22:39Sam!
22:40Sam!
22:41Hindi ko pa matapos dyan!
22:4310 minutes, mapalik ka si Bob!
22:45Kalihan mo!
22:46Oo nga, Sam!
22:47Hoy!
22:48Ikaw, gumixin ka na dyan!
22:51Kala ka pa tumalatulog!
22:52Pataskip ka dito!
22:53Sorry, ha?
22:54Ay, salamat!
22:55Salamat!
22:56Natapos din!
22:57Ang tagal nga, eh.
22:58Hoy, Emma.
22:59Dapat may discount yan, ha?
23:01Hoy, wala ko lang ang ginawa dito.
23:03Kung di matulog, magdi-discount pa?
23:05Ha, ha?
23:06Pagod na pagod na kaya yung tao, eh.
23:08Wala pong gagalaw!
23:14Bakit?
23:16Kukunin ko lamang po ang alaga kong ipis.
23:19Ipis!
23:20Ipis!
23:21Takot ako sa ipis!
23:24Lalo na ako!
23:25Takot ako dyan!
23:26Lalo ako!
23:27Takot ako sa ipis din!
23:28Ako!
23:29Hindi ako takot sa ipis!
23:30Takot at takot!
23:31Asan?
23:32Asan na ito?
23:33Iyan po sa ikon nyo!
23:34Aaaaaah!
23:35Takot ako!
23:36Takot ako!
23:37Lumipat na kay Mang Ben!
23:38Aaaaaah!
23:39Aaaaaah!
23:40Ay lumipat!
23:41Ayun, dyan lang, dyan lang!
23:43Aaaaaah!
23:44Salamat!
23:45Ayun!
23:46Ayun!
23:47Ayun!
23:48Ayun!
23:49Ayun!
23:50Ayun!
23:51Ayun!
23:52Ayun!
23:53Ayun!
23:54Ayun!
23:55Ayun!
23:56Ayun!
23:57Ayun!
23:58Ayun!
23:59Ayun!
24:00Ayun!
24:01Ayun!
24:02Ayun!
24:03You're right, Rhoda. I told you that we're going to take a look at the two of us.
24:07Yes, Dad.
24:09Dad, I'm Uncle Douglas. Don't do anything else.
24:12Don't do anything else.
24:13Don't do anything else.
24:14Yes, Dad.
24:19What are you doing, Sam?
24:21Let's go!
24:22Let's go!
24:23You're not going to do anything else.
24:24Doge, what's Sam?
24:26Sam, why are you going to hide and seek?
24:29No, don't worry.
24:31What do you mean?
24:33Wait, wait. Who's he?
24:35Why is he going to hide and seek?
24:38Yes, he is the...
24:40The...
24:41Hi, Rhodora!
24:43Hi, Rhodora.
24:45It's a big problem.
24:47What's the problem, Sam?
24:50It's a big problem, huh?
24:52It's a big problem.
24:54It's Sam.
24:56What's the problem?
24:59Because it's an amazing problem.
25:01Hey, hey!
25:02Hey, hey, hey!
25:03Yuck!
25:04It's fixed!
25:05And it's fixed, right?
25:06Why are you looking at it's fixed?
25:07What's wrong?
25:08What's wrong?
25:09You're at a trap!
25:13Hey baby..
25:14Hey baby!
25:15Hey, buddy!
25:16Why are you doing that?
25:17Why aren't we doing that?
25:19I'm not so good.
25:21Why...
25:22Why are you not going to get into it?
25:25Ah, it's me, Beloy.
25:30I'm going to call you.
25:31Taloy.
25:32We're short.
25:33Taloy.
25:34Ah, I'm Goms.
25:36Just call me.
25:38Ah, excuse me.
25:40I'm just going to come.
25:42Hey!
25:43Hold on, hold on.
25:44Let's go.
25:45Let's go.
25:46Let's go.
25:47Let's go.
25:48Let's go.
25:49Let's go.
25:51You're right.
25:52You're right.
25:53You're right.
25:54You're right.
25:55Yes.
25:56I'm a bot.
25:58I'm a bot.
26:01Sam, why are you not going to get rid of a potion?
26:05And don't do it.
26:07You're right, you're right.
26:09I'm not going to go.
26:10Why?
26:11Why?
26:12Why?
26:13You're not going to go, Douglas.
26:15Don't do it again.
26:16You're right.
26:17You're right.
26:18Yes.
26:20You're right.
26:21You know what I'm saying?
26:22Uncle Cockroach.
26:23Uncle Cockroach?
26:24Uncle Cockroach?
26:25Hello, Uncle Cockroach?
26:28Hello, Uncle Cockroach?
26:29Okay, Cockroach.
26:30Tumanihimik kayo!
26:32Nagawa nyo pa ang pagtawanan ako.
26:34Ibalik nyo ako sa dati kong gwapong anyo.
26:37Ha-ha.
26:39Huh?
26:40Oh?
26:41Eh, kanya ka na muna, oh.
26:43Bagay eh, hindi ba?
26:44Oo.
26:47Sayuri lang, isang tanong lang, ha?
26:49Pamangking ka ba talaga ni Doggy,
26:51o ba ka naman may interest ka rin sa kanya?
26:53Hmm.
26:53Sandali lang po, eh.
26:54Tanawang tanong na po yan, ah.
26:56Eh, eh, eh, excuse me, ha?
26:58Diyan ka pa talaga nakatira akin ng Dogglass.
27:00Pwede mo makikigaw?
27:01Pwede mo makikigaw na makikigaw mamaya?
27:03Ika, nauna ako eh.
27:04Sa'ta ikaw na mo nauna ako yung half seconds eh?
27:07Nauna ako nakatapos ang sentence.
27:09Ayan, sige.
27:10Ah, eh, sandali lang po ah.
27:12Sandali lang po.
27:12Eh, eh, sige lang.
27:13Paligaw ko sa kanila.
27:14Magpaligaw ko sa kanila.
27:15Sige.
27:16Magpaligaw mam.
27:17Para masawad ko sa Doggy.
27:18Wala yung sakat ko.
27:20Eh, eh, eh, eh.
27:21Eh, sandali lang po.
27:22Sandali lang po.
27:23Ah.
27:24Aling Ima, huwag po kayong magagalit sa akin.
27:27Alam niyo po ba?
27:28Tung-tuwa po ako sa inyong mag-ina.
27:30Dahil po palagi po kayong pareho yung damit.
27:33Pareho yung buho.
27:34Minsan pink.
27:35Minsan blue.
27:36Para po kayong mga dambuhalang manika.
27:39Teka lang.
27:40Teka lang.
27:41Teka lang.
27:42Paano po nalaman ito mga to?
27:43At, bakit po kakilala ng mami ko?
27:45Eh, eh, kayo naman po mga kanoy, mga gums.
27:48Pag kayong dalawa po nagsama, nako, disaster po yung nangyayari.
27:52Ha?
27:53At, ikaw naman, mga benoy.
27:54Eh, sigurado po, kung hindi nyo po liligawan na lang po patay na patay kayo kay Tita Kat.
28:00Teka!
28:01Teka!
28:02Teka!
28:03Paano mo nalaman yung lihim ng pag-ibig ko kay Katrina Mayla?
28:07At, bakit andan niyong alamdapol sa amin?
28:12Sandali! Sandali! Sandali! Sandali lang! Sandali lang!
28:14Hanggang niyo ba nakansin?
28:17Matatanggal nyo ba yung balita ni Alan Jordan ko?
28:20Maganda!
28:22Sexy!
28:23Aswang!
28:25Owa!
28:29Aswang!
28:33Tatay! Ito na pa yung bagong potion!
28:35Sana ito na nga!
28:37Aray ko! Ano ba?
28:39Ahh!
28:45Roda!
28:46Saan ako Roda?
28:50Hindi ako si Roda.
28:51Ako si Clinton.
28:52Ha?
28:54Ba'y bagang naging Roda ka?
28:56At, at, kung siya si Roda sino si Rodora?
29:02Ano? Pa mukha ako si Roda?
29:03Ay, ako nga magigamukha si Roda!
29:07Teacher Henny!
29:09Ah, teacher!
29:10Oh!
29:11Sika na naman!
29:12Ah, hindi kita basta makausap!
29:13May pokantalok-salok!
29:14Ma'am!
29:15Kasi po ano po eh!
29:16Ma'am!
29:17Ma'am!
29:18Sandali lang po!
29:19Sidi kita basta makausap!
29:20Pumakulit ka!
29:21Ma'am!
29:22Ma'am!
29:23Ma'am!
29:24Ma'am!
29:25Ma'am!
29:26Ma'am!
29:27Ma'am!
29:28Ma'am!
29:29Ma'am!
29:30Ma'am!
29:31Ma'am!
29:32Ma'am!
29:33Ma'am!
29:34Sa wakas!
29:35Nandiyan na si Roda!
29:39Ha?
29:40Roda!
29:41Ha?
29:42Ikaw si ako?
29:43Hindi!
29:44Ako si Cleen!
29:45Hindi!
29:46Cleen!
29:47Cleen!
29:48Ma'am!
29:49Si Roda!
29:50Oo!
29:51Pwede na ako siya mag-examen!
29:52Di ba?
29:53Pwede ka na mag-examen!
29:54Exam!
29:55Oo!
29:56Very good!
29:57Very good!
29:58Umpisahan na natin ang question!
30:01Ha?
30:02Number one!
30:04Geography!
30:06Geography!
30:07Saang probinsya matatagpuan ang Mount Pinatubo?
30:16One word?
30:17One word!
30:18One word!
30:19Three syllables?
30:22Three syllables?
30:24Sam...
30:25Ah!
30:26Sam...
30:27Ah!
30:28Ah!
30:29Ah!
30:30Ah!
30:31Ah!
30:32Ang galik!
30:33Ang galik naman!
30:35Ang galika drie barrel!
30:36Ah!
30:37Ah!
30:38Ah!
30:39Ah!
30:40Ah!
30:41Ah!
30:42Ah!
30:43Ah!
30:47Ah!
30:48Ah!
30:49Ah!
30:50Ah!
30:52Ah!
30:53Ah!
30:54Emma, Emma, tell me your face.
30:58You know, you're not an asshole.
31:01You're not?
31:03You're not.
31:04You're not. You're good.
31:06You're good.
31:09What?
31:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
31:12Emma, take care of that.
31:14We need to prepare.
31:16Let's make a asshole.
31:18That's it.
31:19All the materials we need to prepare.
31:21Ha!
31:22He thinks he'll be able to prepare.
31:24No!
31:25Ropes, we're here.
31:26The materials.
31:27Ready?
31:28Let's go!
31:29The black!
31:30The black!
31:31The black!
31:32The black!
31:33The black!
31:34The black!
31:35The black!
31:36The black!
31:37The black!
31:38The black!
31:39The black!
31:40He thinks he'll be able to prepare.
31:44Aswang, you're afraid of the materials.
31:49Hey, man.
31:50What did you say?
31:51You know, huh?
31:52Wait.
31:53Wait.
31:54Wait.
31:55Wait.
31:57We have a lot of Diane.
31:58You said this man.
31:59You're going to push me.
32:00Who's going to push me?
32:01Emma.
32:02You're going to get us.
32:03And you're supposed to THE SAME!
32:04Thanks!
32:05Let's wait.
32:06Oh, man.
32:07That's the same.
32:08That's the same.
32:09Number one!
32:10That's true.
32:11Again.
32:12Counterclockwise.
32:13Don't worry.
32:14We're also going to prepare.
32:16Let's go!
32:18There's a lot!
32:19There!
32:20There!
32:21Oh...
32:22There!
32:23What's that?
32:25Shan!
32:26It's easy.
32:27It's hard to get hurt.
32:29It's hard to get hurt.
32:30I didn't get hurt.
32:31It's hard to get hurt.
32:32If you need help,
32:33you're gonna try to get hurt.
32:35Let's try it next.
32:36You're right, I'm right.
32:38You're right, I'm right.
32:40You're wrong, man.
32:42You don't want to be angry!
32:48El... El... Filibus... Terismo?
32:52Very good!
32:58It's a bit...
33:00It's a bit...
33:02But...
33:03It's a perfect score, huh?
33:05Very good, Rhoda!
33:07Ako?
33:08Pero pa'kin, Mr. Estudianti, pupuntahan.
33:10Magpapaalam na ako, ha?
33:12Sige, lumayos na kayo!
33:14Anong sinabi mo?
33:15Ano, maayos po yung, ano, pag alis n'yon.
33:18Peaceful, walang trouble, maayos, maayos.
33:21Magpapaalam na ako.
33:23Anong sinas pa?
33:24Orsya, ha?
33:25Magpapaalam na ako.
33:26How sweet naman itong bata.
33:28Ay, sweet mo yan talaga.
33:30You'll get a very high grade, ha?
33:33Alright!
33:34Paalam na sa inyo.
33:35Sige po, ma'am.
33:37Ingat po.
33:38Sige po, ma'am.
33:39Ingat po.
33:40Pabudin na lang.
33:41Malusutan mo yun, ha?
33:42O, Sam!
33:44O, anak!
33:45Hindi, hindi ko kasi, anak.
33:46Ikaw si...
33:47Ang kuya Clinton ito, ha?
33:49At ikaw, ikaw yung anak ko, si Rhoda.
33:51Sige na!
33:52Umakyat na kayo!
33:53Gawin mo na yung antidote!
33:54Huwag kayong lalabas ang natinatapos, ha?
33:55Sige na! Sige na!
33:56Sige na! Akin na!
33:57Nali! Nali!
33:58O, Isa!
33:59Bataya mo sila, ha?
34:00Sige na!
34:01Talina!
34:02Sige na!
34:03Sige na!
34:04Sige na!
34:05Grabe na ba ito nangyayari sa bangay ko?
34:07Ay!
34:08Salamat!
34:09Ute!
34:10Lumabas ka diyan, aswang!
34:11Aswang?
34:12Ano na naman ito?
34:14Sinabi na lumabas ka diyan!
34:16Lumabas ka!
34:17Eh, kasutan na, ano ba?
34:18Ano ba nangyayari?
34:19Ano nangyayari?
34:20Nagma-maagmaanga ka pa!
34:21Lumabas ka diyan!
34:22Aswang!
34:23Ay!
34:24Sige!
34:25Ano ba nangyayari?
34:26Hindi ko nga rin alam eh.
34:27Ano ba yung nagsasabi ninyo?
34:28Ay, Rodora!
34:29Lumabas ka diyan!
34:30Sir Rodora, aswang!
34:33Aswang!
34:34Aswang!
34:35Aswang!
34:36Oo!
34:37At sinama namin si Padre Damien
34:40para i-exorciseb siya!
34:42Exorciseb?
34:51At saan nyo naman nakakuha yung idea na
34:53si Rodora ay aswang?
34:54Ay!
34:55Ha?
34:56Paano?
34:57Ngayon lang na siya minakita.
34:58At tapos alam niya lahat ang tungkol sa amin.
35:00Mismo!
35:01Hmm!
35:02Oo nga!
35:03Tapos?
35:04Tapos ay sa sunat ni Mami,
35:05ay sa sunat ni Mami,
35:06basta may estrangherong babaeng pumasok sa barangay,
35:09tapos matangkad siya,
35:10maganda at seksi,
35:12eh aswang dah yun!
35:13Kung ganun,
35:14minsan nga kinakabala ko kasi
35:16kung ang aswang,
35:17maganda,
35:18seksi,
35:19at matangkad,
35:20eh di aswang din ako!
35:22Ano ba kayo,
35:23hindi aswang si Rodora?
35:25Kaya lang siya maraming alam tungkol sa inyo
35:27dahil palaki kayong pinakuwento ni Douglas sa kanya.
35:29Tama!
35:30Excuse me!
35:31Kasali ka ba sa usapan?
35:32Kaya lang siya,
35:33ay ati kaya lang ang pinakuwento ni Douglas sa kanya.
35:34Tama!
35:35Excuse me!
35:36Kasali ka ba sa usapan?
35:37Ah!
35:38Ah!
35:39Ah!
35:40Ang matakadang kinatarayan mo ko.
35:41Ati?
35:42Sige lang lang siya.
35:43Ah!
35:44Ah!
35:45Ah!
35:46outros.
35:47Ayun o, makakapanood tayo.
35:48Magdresso ninyan!
35:49Ayun o!
35:50Ano ba,
35:51anong magaguluhan nito?
35:52Ano ba naga nga yari?
35:53Kuya Clinton?
35:54Mota,
35:55kayo na ba yan?
35:56Ha?
35:57Ang pa?
35:58Ha?
35:59Alam nyo!
36:00Kayo,
36:01Now, you guys, are you going to die?
36:06You think you think Rodora is a son?
36:09You know, you know, you know.
36:11Because you're going to die from the province.
36:13And you know where you're going to die from?
36:16You're going to die from a convention.
36:20Yes, she wants to be the mother of Rodora.
36:24She's going to be the mother of Rodora.
36:27She wants to be the mother.
36:28Can you see her son who wants to be the mother?
36:30Never!
36:31I'm sorry.
36:32Who's going to die?
36:33I'm going to die.
36:34Oh, Padre, you're going to die from the morning.
36:40You're going to die.
36:42You're going to die.
36:44You're going to die.
36:46Come on.
36:47Okay, come on.
36:49Okay, come on.
36:53Come on.
36:55Come on.
36:56Come on.
36:57Come on.
36:58Bumwantayin ako.
36:59Share mo na naman ito.
37:01Pasok ngayon din.
37:02Dali.
37:03Ay.
37:04Basok, pasok.
37:10Kasusunod, wag na kayong gagawa ng mga experimento, ha?
37:14Delikado, peligroso.
37:15Grosso, by halos mabaliwa ko sa kaisip ng mga palusot sa mga kapitbahay natin.
37:20Baliwanag ba?
37:21Opo.
37:22Good.
37:25Sam, yan bang hawak mo? Yan ba yung potion para sa shota o para gumanda siya?
37:34Sam, pwede kaya to para sa lalaki?
37:40Kung inumin ko ba to'y magiging akong sexy-sexy?
37:45Pwede po.
37:47Sige, subukan ko na.
38:06Ay, bakit ganito?
38:10Yan ang napapala ng mga makukulit na hindi nakikinig.
38:13Ay, ayaw ko nito, ayaw ko nito.
38:18Ibalik niyo ang katawan ko, ayaw ko maging maitim.
38:23Ibalik niyo ako sa dati kong anyo, please.
38:27Ibalik niyo.
38:29Ay, ay, dati kong guwap ang katawan.
38:32Okay, babalik.
38:33Pero siguro bukas na para mabigyan ka ng leksyon.
38:37Napakulang yan ninyo.
38:40Ibalik niyo ang dati kong katawan.
38:43Bye, kuyang lintol.
38:45Bye, bye.
38:46Bye, kuyang lintol.
38:46Bye, bye.
38:47Bye, kuyang lintol.
38:47Bye, kuyang lintol.
38:49Bye, kuyang lintol.
38:49Bye.
38:50Bye.
38:50Ibalik niyo ako.
38:52Tatay, totoo po ba na pangit ako?
38:57Pangit in English, ugly, unpleasing, to look at repulsive.
39:04Hindi ah, maganda ka.
39:07Maganda in English, beautiful, pleasing, to look at.
39:11Tama.
39:12Ha, alam mo, anak, Roda, ang kagandahan ng isang tao ay hindi nasusukat sa kanyang mukha.
39:21Buti kaya sa katawan, nasusukat yan sa kalooban ng isang tao.
39:26Halimbawa, maganda ka nga, mukha kang beauty queen, pero hindi naman maganda yung ugali mo.
39:32Pangit ka nun.
39:34Pero kung napakabait mo naman, mabuti kang tao, maganda yung kalooban mo.
39:39Kahit na mukha kang kulugo, o uba ka pa, maganda ka.
39:46At ikaw, Roda, maganda ka sa loob at labas.
39:52Medyo ingatan mo lang yung pagkain mo para ano kang gumanda.
39:58Totoo po?
40:00Totoo.
40:01Promise, cross my heart, hope to die.
40:04Wow!
40:05Wow!
40:07Ngayon, eh, kung wala na kayong itatanong...
40:09Wala na po kami itatanong.
40:11O eh, aalis na po ako.
40:13Teka po, yung lalabay po namin.
40:17Yung lalabay ninyo?
40:18Ako.
40:19Mawala sa akin.
40:20Baka sa akin yung hinahanap.
40:21Tirago nyo siguro.
40:23Nasaan nyo ba?
40:24Wala po.
40:26Sige na, ha.
40:27O, sige na, sige na.
40:29Tiga na, pasok po sa kumot.
40:30Kumot na.
40:31Ayan.
40:38Ayan.
40:43Baby, matulog na.
40:48Tayo nang magpahinga sa'yong pagkaidlit.
41:02Ikaw ay managinip of beautiful balloons, flowers in full blue.
41:23Good night.
41:27Good night.
41:28May tatay.
41:29May tatay.
41:30Good night.
41:31May tatay na, apung luk na.
42:00You