Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who has been spanking women on a trail in Washington and envision what would happen if Chuck was spanked while ant hunting.
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00:00The Spokane Spanker is still on the loose.
00:11Is he?
00:11Two female students say they felt violated when they were walking on a trail and a man
00:17came up from behind and spanked their asses.
00:20Got him right on the booty.
00:21Okay, stop spanking.
00:23KHQTV has the story.
00:25Take a listen here.
00:25But this student, who didn't want to be identified, never expected to become a victim.
00:29I have a lot of comments thrown at me by just random, usually just men on the trail.
00:34And so I'm never feeling so safe, but I've never actually been assaulted before.
00:39And so that was just kind of a new level of scary.
00:42She says she was slapped so hard it hurt.
00:44And you can hear it.
00:46And this isn't the first sexually charged assault along the trail.
00:50It just, um...
00:51Just terrible.
00:52I was on that trail just trying to get a...
00:54Chuck thinks because she had bigger ankles, he thinks that she's a bigger lady.
01:00But she says she always get lots of attention and comments from men.
01:02So she wouldn't even notice her ankles.
01:04I'm always getting attention and comments.
01:08Never have I expected to get physically assaulted.
01:12She's on a fitness trail.
01:13Yeah, she's running.
01:15Why would you assume...
01:16Everybody's people...
01:17I could be on a fitness trail one day.
01:18Hey, look, there's her ankles, Lisa.
01:19Does that look like the ankles of a larger lady?
01:23Sure does.
01:24I can't tell.
01:26See?
01:27It is.
01:27There's a mystery to it.
01:28It's a very diplomatic answer.
01:32Lisa's...
01:32Lisa's...
01:32Not taken aside here.
01:34But you can't really see ankles, is what Chuck's point is.
01:37Would you be offended with a drive-by spanking?
01:40I would be thrilled.
01:41Chuck would love it.
01:42I would be thrilled.
01:43Which one of us would say no to a drive-by spanking?
01:46From a lady.
01:47From a lady.
01:48From a lady.
01:48No, I mean, if you spank my butt, that's a clear sign.
01:51I got something pretty good.
01:52You should have to be the right lady, though.
01:53It wouldn't be just anyone.
01:55Give me a break.
01:56Come on, I know you too well.
01:58You would be offended and upset and violated.
02:00But I would never be like, oh!
02:01Oh!
02:03No!
02:04But you're...
02:05No!
02:05Oh, my God!
02:08I am violated!
02:09But you're a guy, so maybe you don't have...
02:11Right, I mean, I'd still...
02:13I would be...
02:13I might be like, ew!
02:14God!
02:15Well, that makes sense, of course.
02:17As you're bending over looking for ants.
02:19Yeah, exactly.
02:22He is in very vulnerable positions when he's hunting for ants.
02:25Big chubby grandma comes by as a boy.
02:27He's ass.
02:28His ass to the world.
02:30Thanks, grandma.
02:30There's my little ant collector.
02:33Look at him.
02:33I'm gonna get him today.
02:35Just...
02:36All right, watch him.
02:36Watch him.
02:37Look at him.
02:37He found a queen.
02:40He's gonna generally put her in a test tube.
02:42Yeah.
02:43He's got a chaser.
02:44Look at him chaser.
02:47He's crawling around.
02:49I love how he crawls around.
02:54Oh, please, someone spank Chuck when he's out picking up ants.
02:57Big ladies.
02:58Big ladies of the world unite.
03:00I'm just envisioning him on his knees crawling around looking for ants.
03:03Look how sexy he is in his safari hat.
03:05I've got one and I do look great in it.
03:10He's like a chubby Indiana Jones.
03:12I do look great in that hat.
03:15I'd like to be his queen.
03:18Wish he'd stick me in a test tube.
03:22I'd be a pretty big ass test tube.
03:27It'd be really scary if she came dressed as an ant.
03:30Oh my god!
03:32I'm a queen!
03:32Here I am.
03:37I'm gonna slap that ass with all sticks of these arms.
03:41She's got those like, you know, she's got two arms connected so they move.
03:48Over here!
03:50You're a hot sexy man.
03:52It's gonna be like that boulder scene where I start chasing him down that hill.
04:01Here we go.
04:04Give me that ant!
04:04Hey, Indiana Jones!
04:05Get your ass over here!
04:07Antiana Jones!
04:08Antiana Jones!
04:12Here he is.
04:14My prize.
04:16I know he's gonna be into this ant costume I made.
04:23Oh, it's homemade.
04:24I'm sorry.
04:26Where would you buy one?
04:28I don't know.
04:29I don't know.
04:30I am dying to see the four arms move at once together.
04:34Look at me.
04:37My thoraxes.
04:40Large!
04:41I'm about to steal some sugar.
04:44They do make ant costumes.
04:47You get one.
04:48Let me be your honeypot ant.
04:51I'm full of sugar for you, baby.
04:55Oh, wow.
04:58No, I don't think you're gonna find one.
05:00I put big lady dressed in an ant costume.
05:02I put an ant.
05:03Nothing's coming up.
05:04Just type in a plus-size ant costume.
05:05There's no way there's a hot ant costume.
05:08Google ant costume.
05:09There is one.
05:12Ant costume.
05:16Oh, wow.
05:17That's sweet.
05:17There's a dude wearing it.
05:18Yeah, it's a guy.
05:19It's that thing is that much money?
05:22Well, that's a mascot.
05:23That's like a high end.
05:24That's what you gotta get.
05:26Well, there you go.
05:27Watch out, big ladies, for Chuck ant hunting.
05:30Antiana Jones.
05:31Antiana Jones.
05:32At a park near you.
05:34Just smack him on the butt.
05:36I feel extremely hot.
05:38I mean, violated.
05:39It's the ass crusade.
05:42Guys, I get a lot of comments
05:45when I'm out for runs
05:48or fast walking
05:51about how hot my ass is.
05:53Well, the God.
05:57Yeah.
05:58I feel this ass holding thatég
06:00forbidden.
06:03I'm out for the
06:11jurisdial.
06:12Bye.
06:12Bye.
06:13Bye.
06:14Okay.
06:14Bye.
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