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  • 2 days ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share what they saw in the bedroom that shut down sex and a couple scenarios involving music are discussed.

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00:00what did you spot in someone's room or house that shut down sex for you like if you saw like a
00:15swastika or something oh you know i'm just that's an extreme yeah that's an extreme right if you
00:21saw like you looked over as you were getting a bj and you saw like a swastika yeah you might be
00:25like wait a second what am i involved with here or it could be a music thing like you could have a
00:31poster of a band if someone thought they were going to set the mood by putting on country music
00:37i'd be i i could not do it really i don't think i could do it okay so imagine yourself getting a bj
00:43right now just imagine no like someone's about to and then they like go over to like they're like
00:48hey i want to put some music on and then they're like
00:50he's heading back from somewhere that he never should have been ladies choice no i hear in the
00:58she's unzipping in your pants right now i don't i don't believe i don't believe that either i don't
01:04i really don't think i could do it you're gonna say no to a bj over a garth brook song you buffy i might
01:10take it but i'd be like this in a house across town hurry she's pacing by a very disapproving
01:19i'll tell you what it would be it'd be a long battle for you too you'd be working against me
01:24not being in a great mood you know i feel sorry for you stop that crap you could literally play any
01:34music someone said if what if the girl turned on
01:38even better i could probably get by you think you could yeah because i'm like what is gonna
01:50happen here yeah like this is gonna be one crazy bj let me put a seatbelt on
01:55careful now easy easy now what are you doing take it easy oh god damn it oh no no slow down
02:04gentle gentle you beast you're an animal unhand me you're hurting me keep going now i mean
02:20well okay oh don't squeeze that oh my god oh how happens whoa no no no no okay okay okay okay
02:31yeah i mean it would be different
03:01but it's i'm still way more cool with that somehow than i am with if you put garth brooks on
03:10another thing that would shut it down for me if she had like a display of like just dildos from
03:14around the world oh wow jesus my dildos of the world collection like so if a chick pulled out a box
03:21and she had like a box of toys yeah just that way and that great american challenge yeah like that
03:26would uh put you off a bit i'm not the one yeah can you turn the rammstein off for a second
03:32this is my box of tools oh my german woman why do i envision i envision like strobe lights this
03:43music and like a shelf of big dildos oh yeah that's what you that's because that's how it is every
03:48time you just described james's bedroom yeah are you spying on me and james is dancing around in
03:57this one i met a chick online met up she goes to an aquarium and pulls out her giant tarantula
04:27and asked if i want to meet her spider i andy screamed and got the hell out oh i'd just be like
04:35you put that goddamn spider back if you want my my junk in your face i guess the whole thing is though
04:41you know she's not the one for you right now where you have the spider that song's playing
04:46do host is playing yeah for spider lady yeah i can deal with the do host and the strobe lights
04:52and your combat boots and your listen to me crazy accent but do you want to meet my spider
05:01no no no no just keep keep your spider in the in the terrarium there here he is
05:06oh yes kid no let him crawl on you
05:10keep it on my motor
05:10keep it on my motor
05:12he's not going to kill you
05:14yes he is
05:15stay away
05:18don't make sudden movement
05:20oh god
05:21get him off my motor
05:23could you imagine someone tied you up and they put a spider on you like that
05:29oh dude i would i would pass out
05:32i'd be like oh
05:33oh
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