Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a couple who was fined for having loud sex and wonder if we make sex noises that can't help making.
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00All right, off to the UK now, where a couple was fined for noisy sex after court heard
00:12tape of their three-hour session.
00:14Wow.
00:15Can you imagine you're picked to be on a jury, and part of that case is you have to
00:22listen to the entire three-hour sex sounds of the couple on trial?
00:28Well, it's not as boring as the other kind of stuff you can do.
00:31I guess, I guess.
00:32It might be more entertaining than anything else.
00:36So the other day, they were fined, and I don't know what this means.
00:42It's some British thing.
00:44Caroline was slapped with an as-bow.
00:47What's an as-bow?
00:49What the hell is being slapped with an as-bow?
00:52It's over there.
00:53If you're charged with something, they actually have some device probably, and they give you
00:56a slap.
00:57Oh, wow.
00:58A little spanking for your trouble.
01:00I believe it stands for antisocial behavior order.
01:03Okay, there you go.
01:04Yeah.
01:04Not actually slapped across the face.
01:06No, that's just whatever they call, like a shut your mouth, no loud sex order.
01:10Yeah, James would know.
01:11Slapper with the as-bow.
01:13Get the as-bow.
01:14Where's the as-bow?
01:14I've been spanked with about five as-bows.
01:16Yeah, yeah.
01:18Big time.
01:1847-year-old Caroline, who claims the sex helped her shed six stone.
01:24Another British thing.
01:26I forget how much a stone is.
01:27It's a certain, I think it's like 12 pounds or something.
01:30What is a stone in weight?
01:31I was pretty big at the top.
01:33It is 14 pounds.
01:35So she lost like 100 pounds.
01:37Yes.
01:39Just from bang, she banged it all away.
01:40She claims, she said, I'm not making the noise on purpose.
01:43I have no desire to hurt anybody.
01:45Oh, God.
01:47That would suck.
01:49That's just our neighbors.
01:51That big lady gets railed all day.
01:55I like to slap her with an as-bow.
01:59That's their sex.
02:02She's not done yet.
02:04I told you.
02:08Really getting after it.
02:10Oh, God.
02:13It's horrible.
02:14That's like one of the worst sex sounds I've ever heard.
02:17I think he's got a good spot.
02:19Three hours of that.
02:20Three hours.
02:22That was a long one, eh?
02:23Three hours.
02:25Yeah, that's too much.
02:26She's got to run out of steam.
02:27Thank God.
02:28I didn't take a deep breath.
02:31If you make sex sounds, do you think they're involuntary?
02:35Like, can you not stop yourself sometimes from making sounds?
02:39I wonder if it's something in evolution, like girls making sex noises.
02:46I think it's super hot.
02:48I think girls just know that we like it.
02:50Yeah, I think that's it.
02:51I think it gets us there quicker.
02:53Yeah, and they're trying to get this thing over.
02:55Trying to get it over.
02:55Trying to get this thing wrapped.
02:58Right.
02:58I don't want to get too personal.
03:01But have you never caught yourself making noises that you didn't realize?
03:06No, I know the noises I make.
03:08No, I just...
03:09Right, James?
03:10They are very, very, very hot.
03:15I'm just saying, like, you reach your moment and you're like, you know...
03:19You can't help yourself.
03:19Right, a noise comes out of you that you just...
03:22It just happens.
03:23Same as a big girl.
03:27Like a sexy tuba.
03:29Like a big sea lion.
03:34Mike.
03:37Hello, Mike.
03:38Yes.
03:39Do you make involuntary sex sounds like you can't control them?
03:43I was just going to say, there's been times where, you know, it's been so good that it
03:47takes your breath away and then all you get out is like a grunt of some kind.
03:52Right, and those are the ones I was talking about.
03:54Like, you're caught up in the moment.
03:56I can understand, like, what Lisa's saying.
03:58Right.
03:58Absolutely.
03:59That moment, it's the thing, it's a release, you make a noise, and that's it.
04:03But, like, three hours of...
04:05Not with every thrust.
04:06Of whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:10That's...
04:11Come on.
04:11I mean, it's just...
04:12Wave your arms in the air like you just don't care.
04:14Like, you just...
04:16That's just...
04:17No one's doing that.
04:19No one's causing that.
04:21That's going to be my new sex song.
04:22Whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:23I can't make the real noises.
04:25Right, right.
04:26I can.
04:26I got to think of different.
04:28On a regular line here, Razor Rick, good morning.
04:31How are you?
04:32How's she going, eh?
04:33How's she going, eh?
04:34Would you say you have involuntary sex sounds?
04:38So, my girlfriend is a furry.
04:43And she asked me to howl like a wolf when we were doing the deed.
04:49So, now it's just what happens?
04:53Yeah.
04:54Now it's like it's become so repetitive that now I just can't.
04:56I can't even help myself.
04:58Like, sometimes I try to hold it back, but it just happens anyway.
05:01So, can I ask, like, all the way through or just at the end?
05:06Just at the end, you know, the big finale.
05:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:08So, every time you finale, you have to howl like a wolf.
05:11Yes.
05:12Yeah.
05:12Like, even if I'm by myself, sometimes I might, like, I'll catch myself doing it.
05:16Like, it'll come out like a whisper.
05:18And I'm like, I have to, like, stop myself.
05:21What am I doing?
05:22A whisper howl is a funny sound.
05:27Yeah.
05:28Wow.
05:29Okay.
05:30I mean, luckily, stay with her.
05:32Because if you get with someone else and start howling, it'll be off.
05:37But there's going to be stories about her.
05:38Yeah, I definitely see it's like Order My Future if we ever split up.
05:42Yeah, you got to stay with the female furry.
05:44Yeah.
05:45All right.
05:46See you, dude.
05:46All right, guys.
05:46Let's see you, man.
05:46So, she's just into wolf guys, wolf men.
05:50Yeah, I think so.
05:52Yeah, a little bit.
05:53That's her thing.
05:54She's into wolf men.
05:57I got to howl, you know?
05:58I got to howl.
05:59It's going to crush on the big bag.
06:00Yeah.