Dave & Chuck the Freak want to know why listeners think their partners are freaks.
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00:00how is your partner a freak let's go to megan from northville first hey hi megan um so my
00:18boyfriend has this weird thing about nudity in windows um you know if one of us is sort of
00:26undressed or somebody has their shirt off it could be the middle of the afternoon if the blinds are
00:31even like sort of cracked he'll freak out and run over and shut the curtains and close the blinds
00:37and be like oh my god somebody's gonna see you and it's just total overreaction every single time
00:44oh he's gonna see your titties
00:46get down get down the window's open well you know like i mean i could see i probably
00:54don't think enough about windows that could you know
00:59show my body unfortunately um but i feel like like lisa you probably have a pretty much lockdown
01:08where you you're pretty good about but she backs on to maybe not maybe not my whole property is
01:15surrounded by trees so i'm pretty good out there no no it just depends on the area of the house that
01:22i'm in but like in certain areas of your house you'll just be nude shut up no never you're
01:28in a lot of the room no no quite a few rooms to the back rooms because of all the property
01:34there are front rooms that you're nude in
01:36no what's your favorite room to be nude in
01:41other than the bathroom which you're always new to
01:44just trying to we're trying to piece this together it's a puzzle you know i mean you know
01:51i try and shut the blinds but sometimes it's too hard you can't you can't get too naked to even
01:56shut them you're not too overly worried about it though oh wow she's not even worried about it
02:00oh wow um this one uh my fiancee is a freak because whenever i grab his butt he freaks out
02:07not every guy likes it
02:13that would make me grab it more like in pants in pants uh depends where you get me we've talked
02:22about that no but i mean even in pants if you you know usually it's the guy that would do a move
02:29like that where he gets you right in the crack you know what i mean don't get me in that
02:33the fourth no i thought you meant just grabbing a handful you know what i mean don't like but if i
02:38was like walking up the stairs
02:40oopsie daisy no you can't you can't
02:45if you if you pillsbury doughboy
02:50your butthole you're gonna get a reaction
02:55that would be my reaction as well
03:21i can see most guys trying to do that move
03:26lisa just did the face she would make by the way
03:28totally missed it what i was like what you'd expect
03:31it looked shocked but not really upset
03:41we'll review the tape
03:46we'll review the tape protect your butthole
03:48yes
03:49you know what i mean like most guys though they don't you don't think about that kind of thing
03:54like if if you're with a girl and she's walking in front of you on the stairs it's almost impossible not to do something to her butt
04:01almost impossible
04:02i would never i would stay away from the butthole for sure
04:05just maybe a cheek yeah and that's normal yeah stuff this this person's not saying what
04:11i would stay away from the butthole i would stay away from the butthole i mean for both of our good but i mean i think i would i think i have a region where it's even probably close to the crack
04:24that's that would send me into a high alert
04:26that'd be sensitive
04:27you have a sensitive crack
04:28well just too close for comfort
04:30you have a sensitive crack
04:32i don't know i mean i really don't know
04:33my butt crack is like those lasers that protect a jewel
04:38yeah
04:40oh like that scene with what's her name
04:43yeah katherine zeta jones
04:45that's what i would have to get through
04:46yeah the only way they could get to my butthole
04:48yeah my butt cracks like a venus fly trap
04:51you touch the hairs that closes on it
04:54i'm just recalling an email we got from a listener
04:56it ties into this conversation
04:58how is your partner a freak
04:59a woman was asking us if her partner was a freak
05:02because he liked to drink her bath water
05:05remember that
05:08yeah yeah
05:08that's like one thing to say that
05:09i think they actually do it's a little real weird
05:11oh absolutely
05:12i think that that
05:13yeah we talked about it right
05:14it's a no brainer
05:15yeah i said it was almost as bad as hot dog water right
05:18yeah hot dog water was
05:20almost as bad as hot dog water
05:22it's pretty bad
05:22i don't care how hot you are
05:24that's still the water you use to clean the dirt off yourself
05:28yeah i mean it's it's disgusting
05:30i'd rather you get clean
05:32and then i just lick your parts or something
05:35absolutely
05:35you know
05:36i mean i'll lick you dry
05:37but
05:38i won't drink your bath water
05:41dave has a dry tongue
05:43it's like a kitten
05:45it was a lot wasn't it
05:51i knew at least
05:52yeah that's one of those things
05:54it's like
05:54you say it
05:55you don't actually do it
05:56yeah exactly
05:56i shouldn't have said it
05:58no no no
05:59you're fine
06:00oh okay
06:00but the guy
06:01the guy saying he would like
06:03put a glass in the bath water
06:05and actually drink it
06:06is weird
06:07okay
06:07i shouldn't have said it
06:09should i not have said that
06:09it's like i shouldn't have said it
06:11i would lick you dry
06:12probably not
06:15lisa wishes she didn't hear it
06:18yeah
06:18sorry lisa
06:19hi sean
06:20oh what's up guys
06:22uh my girlfriend
06:24she uh she loves to
06:26like she got into this big fad
06:28she never wears a bra anymore
06:29anywhere we go
06:30and she's always asking me
06:32why are people staring
06:33and meanwhile i'm looking at her nipples
06:34like
06:34hey guys
06:36i wouldn't be cool with that
06:38no
06:38i don't think a lot of guys
06:39i mean around the house
06:40you want to do that
06:41yeah
06:41those are for me
06:42but um
06:43out in public
06:44no
06:45i'm not cool with that
06:47i don't need anything else
06:48attracting more
06:49bros to you man
06:50i mean you don't have to go amish
06:51when we go out
06:52but you do have to at least
06:53put a bra
06:54cover the nips
06:56cover the nips
06:56lisa
06:57absolutely
06:57thank you
06:58those nips are mine
07:00cover the nips
07:02and it takes a drink of water
07:04cover the nips
07:06cover the nips
07:07dainty little flower
07:13i love that we've gone so far through this show
07:17that it's just like
07:18that's not a big deal
07:19to lease anymore
07:20like cover the nips
07:21cover the nips
07:22yeah
07:23it's just a normal everyday thing
07:24she did like
07:24cheers
07:25cover the nips
07:26you're welcome
07:31cover the nip
07:33so
07:34you're welcome
07:47you're welcome
07:47to the nips
07:48and you're welcome
07:49to the nips
07:50to the nips
07:51you're welcome
07:51to the nips