Happy Birthday from WCSX

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00:00Hi, it's Trudy.

00:05And I'm Jim O'Brien.

00:06Five Things You Should Know, birthday edition.

00:08Your birthday, man.

00:09Your birthday, man.

00:10Yeah.

00:11If you're celebrating, you should keep on celebrating until you have a giant, out of

00:15control wax fire.

00:16Keep an extinguisher, Andy.

00:17Not a wax fire like in Wolves of Wall Street.

00:19That was just creepy.

00:20Oh, that was great.

00:21Yeah.

00:22Number two, no matter how old you are, you're still younger than Keith Richards because

00:25Keith Richards is the undead.

00:27He's thousands of years old.

00:29Birthdays are nature's way of telling you, you just need to eat more cake.

00:32See?

00:33Right there.

00:34Speaking of food, number four in the five things you should know about your birthday,

00:36conies on your birthday are actually negative points on Weight Watchers.

00:40Oh, really?

00:41I heard that.

00:42Yeah, Floreen said so.

00:43You will lose weight eating conies today.

00:44And according to Stephen Wright, if you intend to live forever on your birthday, the fifth

00:48thing is, so far, so good.

00:50Good job.

00:51And that's five things you should know.

00:52Birthday edition.

00:59Come.

01:17You're welcome.