Dave & Chuck the Freak watch a clip from the Netflix series 'Sex/Life' because listeners said they actor has a gigantic dong in his full frontal scene and they were not lying.
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00:00I'm trying to sign in to Netflix.
00:08Why?
00:09Because we have something to watch.
00:12Apparently, according to our listeners, we have to check out a scene from this show called
00:17Sex Life.
00:20We've had so many messages about it.
00:24Did I make it?
00:25Am I on there?
00:26You didn't make it, Chuck, unfortunately.
00:28Who's in this show?
00:29Your Sex Life.
00:30I don't know if it's anyone...
00:31I think I've heard of it.
00:32Have you heard of it?
00:33I've heard of the show.
00:34It sounds familiar, but...
00:35People have been talking about the show, but I have no idea what the show's all about.
00:38I think I just saw a trailer for it, probably.
00:39That's probably what it was.
00:41It's a man taking a shower, so...
00:43Here's the scene.
00:44Bad start.
00:45Yeah.
00:51Looks fine to me so far.
00:53Thumbs up, dudes.
00:55Hold on.
00:56Another naked man.
00:59I don't like this music.
01:10Jesus.
01:12Holy hell!
01:13Wowabunga.
01:15Holy cow!
01:17Wowabunga!
01:18Wowabunga!
01:20James, let's add this to our list.
01:22Yeah.
01:22Show us the watch.
01:23I got to...
01:24I had to put my most watched list now.
01:28I haven't tuned into Netflix in months.
01:31With a dong that big.
01:32Holy cow!
01:34That thing is like a baby's leg.
01:37Two baby's legs.
01:38Yeah.
01:38One listener said, this guy said, I'm a dude and I was so envious.
01:43You could park a Harley with his kickstand.
01:46If he gets a boner, he must pass out from the loss of blood to his brain.
01:50Another listener said, how did they cast this part?
01:53Well, they just...
01:54Did you have to have a giant dong in order to get it?
01:57Yeah.
01:57He's like a...
01:58He must be...
01:59He must be a porn guy, right?
02:00Dude, a little person could do chin-ups on his erection.
02:04That's how big that thing is.
02:05Is it real?
02:05Do you think it's a prosthetic like in Boogie Nights?
02:08Let's get a good look at it, James.
02:11What's your thoughts here?
02:14It looked like it had real-life flopping action.
02:18To me, it looked real after the first glance.
02:21The first gaze.
02:23Here we go.
02:26That's looking pretty real.
02:27That's a prosthetic.
02:28It looks real to me.
02:28That looks pretty real.
02:30I'm with you, Lisa.
02:31Lisa Way says, look at the guy's face now.
02:33You can't turn around now.
02:36I got a lead.
02:40At least the guy who's envious of the big wiener has got a better butt.
02:47Exactly.
02:48I was thinking that.
02:50You too.
02:50You should watch shows together.
02:53That's our retirement plan.
02:55At least he's got a better butt, right?
02:57I'd be like, I'll go cry myself to sleep with my giant dogger and my mediocre ass.
03:07But look, he's got a pretty nice butt.
03:09Yeah, he does.
03:10Yeah, so a ton of listeners have sent us this.
03:13I'm just glad they didn't all start doing it, because I thought everyone there was going
03:17to start doing it.
03:18Oh, yeah?
03:18That's what I thought.
03:19That's what I thought.
03:20I thought it was going to go.
03:21The music was building up.
03:22People have been shocked by it, though, as you can imagine, not expecting it.
03:26So it's like he's got one the size of a porn star.
03:30That's what it is.
03:31Yeah.
03:31He's got a porn star.
03:33He's almost more well-endowed than some porn stars I've seen.
03:36Well, he's clearly, I think...
03:38I don't think his has been manipulated as much, because he has to use it to make a living.
03:44You think it's been fluffed, Chuck?
03:46Well, no, I think he's definitely, like...
03:49Got a semi?
03:50It's...
03:51It's not cold.
03:54Let's put it that way.
03:55That poor guy who found out that's the guy who's cheating on his wife.
03:58Go follow your wife's lover to the shower to check out his size.
04:04Yeah, that's weird.
04:06You're stalking line.
04:08Does he try and jerk him or something at some point?
04:10Can I get back at her?
04:12I don't know if that's how the show takes a twist.
04:15But that would be really, like, heartbreaking to find out that your lady's cheating with
04:19somebody, and that's what he's working with.
04:21He's so devastated.
04:23I mean, that's terrible.
04:24He would cry.
04:24I get it.
04:25Would you cry?
04:27He just said, I get it, but why?
04:29I get it, but why?
04:32I don't understand how big it is, and I can't even compare.
04:36I just had to do it.
04:39James is crying again.
04:40I get it, but why?
04:42It would haunt my dreams.
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