Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who managed to get his private parts stuck in a metal ring and watch the video of the hospital staff removing it.
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00:00we keep telling you guys that want to stay hard yep not to use metal dong rings oh man come on
00:14you just can't we have proven it through the years on this show they get stuck and then
00:19good luck getting it off right yep this happened to a dude i don't it looks like they use
00:27popsicle sticks and construction tools oh to they jam it under there to protect it while they cut it
00:33the popsicle sticks they do yeah it is graphic it is up on the website if you want to go check it out
00:43it's not safe for work you do not want to watch this dave what are we looking at here is that um
00:48it's what are we looking okay his balls are really engorged okay so they are also wieners up there
00:54too somewhere so he has shoved it all through all through yeah all through the whole kit and caboodle
01:00and it is a metal ring which looks thick yes his balls oh my guys of a grapefruit yeah yeah for sure
01:10you cannot trap all that blood in your balls i don't want to
01:15you can't i just don't well no you shouldn't i don't jason what's your issue over there
01:21i didn't know there was sound or not because it's just oh yeah you're gonna hear it oh yeah there's
01:27sound oh they're huge oh my god oh look at this poor old man oh that's his wiener oh careful with
01:35that i know isn't that crazy oh my goodness that's his wiener yeah yeah that's wild i don't think he'll ever
01:45be the same no be careful down there what you boys take it easy down there they were laughing too
01:55yeah they are really squirting some juice on that too oh my god they gotta cool it down look at the fire
02:05shooting out look it's catching this like look at it hard to look at
02:11sliding moody a daily moody vamanos fire god whoa he looks older he's an older man
02:23oh thank god would you want to be awake for that oh my god get that thing out of here
02:32and we tried the gigantic wire snippers those are like lock cutters
02:37I wish mine was like that.
02:49I'm going to put one on right now.
02:52Holy crow.
02:54It was like an elephant's trunk.
02:56That does not look good.
02:58She's got a grip of that thing.
03:00I know.
03:01She does.
03:02She manhandles it.
03:03Yes.
03:04It don't ain't look right.
03:09Oh, it's just so what is she doing there?
03:12Just squeezing some of the blood back into his body because it's all down there.
03:17Dudes need to stop doing that.
03:18What's wrong with us, Lise?
03:20My God.
03:21If he was awake during that, he would have screamed so loud it would have been like a dog whistle.
03:25Oh, yeah.
03:26It's just silent.
03:27Dogs would have all looked over.
03:29Yeah.
03:30We don't hear a thing.
03:31I guess windows are breaking.
03:33Oh, yeah.
03:33Can you imagine being awake for that?
03:36That's crazy.
03:36No, no, no, no, no.
03:37It would have been so hot.
03:38Oh, you're right.
03:39It would have been crazy.
03:40That's why they were cooling it.
03:42Look at the burning.
03:43It looked like they singed all of his pubes off.
03:45Wow.
03:48They put it all.
03:49They record it all and put it out there.
03:50And they laugh, man.
03:51They were laughing at the beginning.
03:52Well, they were.
03:53I mean, you want to go back in for a little.
03:56Let's hear them laugh.
03:57Look at all the women in there.
03:59Listen to them laugh.
04:01Oh, they laugh.
04:04That's hard to hear.
04:06Look at that trunk off to the side.
04:09Yeah.
04:09Yeah, it looks like a baby's arm.
04:14Oh, no, you can't.
04:17You shouldn't.
04:17You can't put them both through.
04:19No.
04:20People do.
04:21They're designed.
04:22Oh, my God.
04:24Oh, my God.
04:24Look at that.
04:25Look at this.
04:26Oh, swollen.
04:27How did it not cut something right at the end?
04:30Popsicle sticks aren't going to save you.
04:32They have to make them with a latch.
04:36Like, why don't they have a safety latch?
04:38Is he stuck in?
04:40You're right.
04:41Like, you could just have a latch that, like, almost like a watch band.
04:45Like a cuff.
04:46Yeah.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Emergency latch.
04:50You need an emergency latch.
04:52You're right.
04:52Searing latches.
04:53That's patented.
04:53I know.
04:54How can they not have that?
04:55Trademark to even check the freak.
04:56Yeah, exactly.
04:57If you see it, it is out.
04:58His junk is a disaster after this, guys.
05:02That is crazy.
05:03I don't think it.
05:04How does that heal?
05:06I don't think it heals back to normal.
05:08It can't.
05:09Oh, and that looked like it almost got him.
05:11I think that feels relief, though.
05:12Relief, right?
05:14I mean, I guess.
05:14Relief.
05:15You okay over there, Jason?
05:17You doing all right now?
05:17That's what you're saying.
05:19That's the craziest thing.
05:20I know.
05:21This person just grip and rip it.
05:23Grip and rip.
05:25That's just why, like, he waited so late.
05:26He's just like, I've done it this time.
05:29And he did do it.
05:31He did.
05:31And he did do it.
05:32He did.
05:33I've done it this time.
05:34I've got to go down.
05:34Let me squeeze it out for you.
05:37You go check it out at DaveAndCheckTheFreak.com
05:40or through our social media links
05:41because it is something to see.
05:44It'll encourage you guys.
05:46If the one thing you should watch it for
05:48is to know why you should never wear a metal or steel dong ring.
05:53My guess is the site that you're on right now is wild.
05:57Yeah.
05:59Got a new favorite for sure.
06:02But if I'm that guy,
06:03you got to be transferred to a different hospital, right?
06:06Like, after that happens, I don't want to be...
06:08You did it to yourself too bad.
06:10Yeah, this is where you are.
06:11You might only have one choice.
06:12The nurse who was squeezing the blood out of you.
06:14Whatever.
06:15I know.
06:15You put yourself in that predicament.
06:17You got to deal with it.
06:18That might be the only nurse I ever go to again.
06:21Oh, yeah.
06:21The whole entire life.
06:22You have to.
06:23Like, listen.
06:24You've seen everything.
06:26As many times as we've seen this process,
06:28like, somebody taking those off, like, cutting,
06:30we'd never have seen it unedited like that.
06:32No, we've never have.
06:34And a lot of times,
06:35they don't show you just how badly damaged the junk is.
06:38They put it all on display.
06:39It was just a...
06:40It's usually just a blur.
06:41I think because he shoved it all through.
06:43Yeah, that was the real problem.
06:45It was real bad.
06:46Oof.
06:47One ring to rule them all.
06:49Yep.
06:50One ring to bind them.
06:51Don't do it.
06:52Don't do it, guys.
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