Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a German couple who were kicked off a cruise after one day for having loud sex.
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00:00A couple has been kicked off a cruise just one day into their two-week Caribbean vacation
00:09for allegedly having sex too loudly.
00:13There you go.
00:14That's what we were talking about.
00:15The pair, who were reported to have left their balcony door open while banging,
00:20were ordered by the crew on the ship to disembark in Barbados.
00:24How old are they?
00:25It doesn't say they're from Germany.
00:27They booked their holiday.
00:29Things got really weird.
00:30They booked their holiday aboard the Mine Shift 5.
00:34The Mine Shift 5.
00:35Mine Shift 5.
00:38They were left stranded, they say, on Barbados without their suitcases after this happened.
00:44While the vessel was anchored off Barbados, Renate F. and her husband Volker.
00:51Renate, we don't even have our suitcases anymore.
00:55Volker.
00:56But the only thing is, is that's how we...
00:58Volker.
00:59Our sex is always loud and aggressive.
01:03And they had a problem with it.
01:05They said they were having very loud consensual sex but forgot their balcony door was open.
01:11Afterwards, Renate said the pair began arguing but there was no violence or anything like that.
01:16Volker was in the shower and Renate was smoking a cigarette on their balcony when someone from the cruise ship came on to their room and said,
01:23you've got to get off right now.
01:24So they had...
01:26At least get your stuff.
01:28The terms and conditions on the Mine Shift says that if they're causing any distress to others, they can terminate that passenger's travel arrangements without any liability on the carrier's part and the passenger won't be entitled to a refund for any unused or missed services as a result.
01:46See, don't be next to me with your German sex.
01:50They were really excited for that cruise, huh?
01:52Well, no, you know what?
01:53You're just killing time.
01:54You're so bored.
01:56You're so bored, Lise.
01:56You're so bored, going to the place and coming back.
01:58Oh my God.
02:00I mean, you might as well do something.
02:02I might as well tie you up and get wax all over you.
02:08Tar and feather you.
02:09What else am I going to do?
02:11I might as well.
02:13Tar and feather.
02:15That's a bit extreme.
02:16What else am I going to do?
02:17That's a bit extreme.
02:17What are we going to do?
02:19I don't know.
02:20Shacks.
02:20I got some ropes.
02:22I'm looking up the Mine Shift 5 here.
02:24I'm sure it's fine.
02:25Let's see with this big boat.
02:27And it's a German boat, right?
02:28It is a German boat, yeah.
02:29Yeah, so they should have been used to all that.
02:32Yeah, they probably have hooks and everything on the walls.
02:36They must have been so crazy if they freaked out other Germans.
02:38And then they just left their luggage.
02:41Yeah.
02:41You're right.
02:42Because I wouldn't leave a cruise ship without all my stuff.
02:44They're like, all my tiny sunglasses are in there.
02:47All my Matrix outfits.
02:49Every single Matrix outfit that I own is in those suitcases.
02:54His clunky boots.
02:55My clunky boots.
02:56They are crazy clunky boots.
02:58All my Rammstein albums.
03:02It was literally just, you know, all my turtlenecks.
03:05I had a lot of stripy shirts.
03:09Stripy tight shirts with the nipples removed.
03:11Very tight.
03:11It's also all in there.
03:13Oh, goodness.
03:14You lost it all, huh?
03:14You never see those again.
03:16My alternate belly button piercings.
03:19So much stuff you take with you.
03:22Yes.
03:23Yep.
03:23So, yeah.
03:24They're suing, but it looks like the cruise company says right there in their terms and
03:28conditions that there's nothing these people can do.
03:30How loud are you banging where someone is hearing it?
03:36They had the balcony door open.
03:37Over the sound of the open sea.
03:40It's crazy.
03:40There was probably a balcony right next to it.
03:42It had to be.
03:42And they're on their balcony, like, just hanging out, enjoying the view.
03:46There's like a dude, there's like a German dude with hooks on his back.
03:49Just like, this is ridiculous how loud and sexy this is.
03:52Oh, my God.
03:53Keep it sound.
03:54I'm trying to relax and enjoy this cruise, swinging from my back hooks, and these crazy
04:00bastards all over there having the loudest sex of all time.
04:04But you're so right, because you said, you go, wait a second.
04:08What were these people doing to freak out other Germans?
04:11It's insanity.
04:12I know.
04:15Some people are trying to swing from hooks peacefully while we're here.
04:20You freaks.
04:21Like, that's the sound of the open sea.
04:25Right.
04:26And you're hearing.
04:35I've been on a couple of cruises, and I've never heard anything.
04:42The only thing you could hear occasionally is if, like, people are above you and they're
04:46banging the floor.
04:47You know, then the worst one, we were, luckily, they moved us.
04:52We had a room.
04:53It was underneath the restaurant upstairs.
04:55Every time someone moved in a chair or something, it was sound.
04:58So I was like, no, we can't stay here.
05:01And luckily, they had another room they could move us.
05:03But I do.
05:03I like the idea.
05:04There's just like a dude in like some kind of Hellraiser torture thing.
05:07And he's like, these people next to us are rude.
05:10They are rude.
05:11I'm just trying to sit here in my Iron Maiden.
05:13Shut up.
05:14Oh, Jesus.
05:16I will tell you when you can complain.
05:18I will put on my tightest pants and I will go tell the captain on something.
05:22You put on a little captain uniform.
05:25I need my cutest hat.
05:26Yeah.
05:27The captain shows up.
05:28It's like a latex captain's uniform.
05:31Very, very short shorts.
05:33He's like, what's the problem here?
05:34I'm the captain.
05:37I'm the captain.
05:41Yep.
05:41Be funny to see.
05:44I'm the captain.